I saw a guy recently who had on a hat that I *thought* said Titleist, but a double take made me realize it said Titties, but in the same font as the real logo. I burst out ugly laughing. He said his wife got it for him (she was right there and confirmed).
I went off the pill . When i was sitting in the bus and we were waiting at a red light, the vibrations of the engine gave me blue ovaries. Positive side, my libido was back. Negative side, I just started my work day.
Competitive Sit Ups in highschool. How do you always hold them to the required pattern all the way to 100? Secret was I was super repressed and it felt damn good.
what made it extra funny to me was that he looked so similar to my dad and had the same vibe. Like, I wouldn't mix them up but that's who'd they'd cast to play him in a movie of his life or whatever.
9:53 it is, in fact, Title-ist. Like a title winner 😂😂😂 I actually pronounced it the same as Toni until I started golfing and was corrected one day when I referred to it as such. Had my friends ROFL hard 😂
That child’s spirit left his body when his dad walked in. Did you see the dissociation in his face? He probably couldn’t even feel the pain anymore. Hilarious, yes. Also concerning.
dude, only 14% of adults in the u.s. had internet access and it was mostly only used for emails. stop talking out of your ass, as if internet culture started in the 90's. as milennial who was alive then, it really didn't cause it was too fucking slow to do anything else than open an email.
Online trolling since the 90's, trolling in general has been around for ever. Example, in the second world war the Germans tried to build a fake base made from wood etc. to try trick the oncoming forces, instead the Brits found this out by chance and instead decided to drop a single fake wooden bomb after waiting a few weeks for the Germans to finish building. Trolling at it's finest 😂
@@slinkywhippetit's probably a function of my age (and perhaps being American), but my first thought was of Greg Louganis hitting his *head* on the springboard at the 1988 Olympics (I think that's when it was, I'm old enough to remember but was still little at the time)
true story, i had that same issue with my chin-up bar when i was a high schooler. I was obsessed with doing chin-ups on a bar mounted to my bedroom door frame every day. One night, i was straining... trying to get one last chinup in... holding it. Suddenly everything came to life and I erupted. Very weird moment. I avoided the chin-up bar for years after that.
Can confirm, quitting hormonal birth control changed EVERYTHING. It was like my body coming back to life. Was nice to remember what having a sex drive felt like.
Omg!!!! I swear all this time I thought of was the only one!!!! That’s exactly why I stopped going to the gym. I thought it was my mind at first but after 2-3 times of trying, yep! I had to walk away bc that’s embarrassing at the gym 😂
@@Luvforasmr Lol. Both my girlfriend and a personal trainer friend of mine said it happens on that leg raise thingy all the time. I laughed my face off when they told me.
I took a big drink right before Ryan said "If you see the 2 of us suddenly have abs in 2 months time" and I had to put my hand over my mouth to avoid spraying my keyboard with energy drink 😆
Dude who said all sing-songy“Workin’ out with the stretch band…” my stomach hurts so bad because I can’t decide which was funnier: the sound he made immediately after it snapped or the dad-guy walking in and then slowly walking back out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 With the punching bag, aren’t they supposed to have e sandbags on the feet to prevent exactly that??
Toni and Ryan u both are so funny and oh so enjoyable to watch react to the vids u do I love funny reaction vids like this much love and happiness from Missouri USA❤❤
I learned the term in the early 90s when I moved to college from northern Minnesota where we would use trolling motors on our boats to slowly troll around the lakes for fish and I was sure that was where the term came from. I felt so excited that some part of cool internet terminology acknowledged our distant rural culture! 😂😂😂 Anyway, that was in the early 90s.
Toni's still recovering from the ducky spoon fiasco, I think we can give her a free pass for this silly comment. Something tells me Toni's got a few ducky spoons in her closet lol
The hand touch scene with the man keeping his face looking forward reminds me of the time I drove a Citroen XM. For explanation: This car had a hydropneumatic suspension, one of the features is that you can vary the height over ground via a lever behind the shift lever. When I was caught in a traffic jam and the traffic came to a complete stop, I first lifted the car to highest level, then dropped it to the lowest level and repeated that a few times before returning to normal drive level. While doing that, I kept a straight face looking forward as if I weren´t aware of what happened. More than once one of the other drivers knocked at my window and asked me how t f I did that, with me then lifting the car up again, asking "You mean THIS??" Got more than a few laughs from that. But the best was when there were kids in the cars around me! Loved to clown for them! Man, I loved that car!
90's school playground with 20ft metal poles you could climb up: I had my first core-gasm in early elementary school. 😳 I didn't know what it was I was feeling. I just knew I really liked to climb up the poles! (The pun too 😂) 💀💀
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I have always called them Tit leist even after learning the pronunciation. They knew it would happen, it's on them. I had a similar issue to the ab roller one, but all I was doing was walking. I've tried walks, and pacing around the house, without any results since, so I'm not sure what was going on then. The second worse part is that I was at work when it kept happening. I had to tell a couple people that I was cramping because they wanted to know if I was ok, and my period was less embarrassing.
A small percentage get some sort of -gasm from the gym? Better odds than the lottery. Off to the gym. Lol, if personal trainers could harness this power, they'd be so much more popular.
I always thought it was called Titless. I don’t know many golfers and I’m a bit dyslexic so I thought it was a parody “lol girls can’t play golf” brand 😂
I have worked for Walmart for twenty four years now and just had a man come through my till with a cake that he had our bakery design him which said sorry I slept with your mom. Laughed out loud and he stated that every year hear he buys his friend a funny cake and sure enough he came back the following year with a cake that said sorry I couldn’t find your toe nail 😂😂😂 Look for funny cakes on your videos one day 😂😂😂
"Trolling wasn't a thing yet" "OG viral video" "2015-2016" Toni, the internet had been around for 20 years by that point and even UA-cam had been around for a decade. Ryan might remember the Dancing Baby video that was one of the very first viral videos to hit the internet way back in 1996. I still remember trolling people in Yahoo chat rooms back as a teen in the 1990s lol
My friends and I were using the term trolling in 2006ish... generally it had to do with games and the one guy modding things to totally eff up our computers and whatnot, or just them being annoying to bother each other.
"if someone doesn't touch me in the next minute, I'm gonna have to do it myself." Gonna start saying that to my husband 😂
Lol
Same to my bf😝🤣
Men don't say anything, they just go do it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hows that going?
“You should really hit the gym”
“Like with my car? You weren’t very clear”
I saw a guy recently who had on a hat that I *thought* said Titleist, but a double take made me realize it said Titties, but in the same font as the real logo. I burst out ugly laughing. He said his wife got it for him (she was right there and confirmed).
I went off the pill . When i was sitting in the bus and we were waiting at a red light, the vibrations of the engine gave me blue ovaries. Positive side, my libido was back. Negative side, I just started my work day.
Don't ya hate it when the engine revs up on its own?
I thought I was the only one who said blue ovaries. I'm giddy.
😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
Oh man I miss those days. Still on the pill for medical reasons and hope I can get off it in the near future
Used to get insanely horny 😅
@@martibee8984 shouldn't it be blue clit tho? Unless I'm misunderstanding what's going on. Maybe i did misunderstand :/
My favorite machine at the gym is the button you push to automatically open the exit door
If you have to push a button, it's not automatically opening 🤔
@@Ausecko1 no cuz its exit only 😝 it was funnier in my head.
The elevator for me. Weight room is on the second floor and no way am I taking the stairs on leg day.
😂😂😂😂😂
Vending machine for me 😂😂😂
There should be a sports brand called "Cockan", so golfers can buy a set of Cockan balls.
This comment should have all the likes!!!!!! Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Sexcellent comment I agree 😂❤
LOL! 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of "Dixon Cider" lol!
The Titleist killed me 😂😂😂
I'm with Toni. Not too long ago I found out it was Titleist (title-ist) and not Tit-lee-ist. As in...the titleist of titties. 🤦♀
its forever changed how i will say the brand name. i don't care if people say its wrong, im calling them tit-leist forever.
Toni should make stuff printed with "Tit Leist"
"I'll roll your abs if you get what im sayin..." we brushed over that way too quickly! 😂
Lol. Those are called core-gasms. I first started getting that sensation during diamond tricep pushups. Not mad at it!
Competitive Sit Ups in highschool.
How do you always hold them to the required pattern all the way to 100?
Secret was I was super repressed and it felt damn good.
Imagine how awesome the world would be with more Tonis.
There's at least one awarded every year but I agree there should be more!
Nothing better to me than listening and watching these 2 cackle their asses off 😂❤
Oh my God I laughed so hard at the boy with farts & dad. I truly beleive dad was recosidering his life choices :D
The dad looks so done 🤣
That's my favorite one.
it's fake tho. the audio belongs to a different video.
He looked at his son like; "mum should've swallowed you when she had the chance"
what made it extra funny to me was that he looked so similar to my dad and had the same vibe. Like, I wouldn't mix them up but that's who'd they'd cast to play him in a movie of his life or whatever.
"Oooh up his clacker!" 🤣
9:53 it is, in fact, Title-ist. Like a title winner 😂😂😂 I actually pronounced it the same as Toni until I started golfing and was corrected one day when I referred to it as such. Had my friends ROFL hard 😂
*adds ab roller to amazon cart*
"Pump some iron"
"My name's iron"
the delayed laugh XD
It's her OH $HIT and the guy laughing behind her while she's wrestling from the carnage... and the Dad...priceless 😂
Toni is just so freaking. Hard to not laugh at when she laughs. She's a riot
That child’s spirit left his body when his dad walked in. Did you see the dissociation in his face? He probably couldn’t even feel the pain anymore. Hilarious, yes. Also concerning.
It's a funny little skit with sound effects 😂
I mean, even in the best of circumstances that is top tier embarrassing 😂
It’s fake.
No disassociation just embarrassment.
And who was the lame brain that went and posted that? Or maybe he was live streaming? That would have been deleted from my phone.
Did... did Toni just imply that 2015 was before trolling was a thing on the internet???
Right? Oh you sweet summer children.
Bless her lil heart 😁❤
Oh, Toni, you sweet summer child thinking trolling wasn't a thing until 2015 :D Online flaming and trolling were very much a part of the 90s.
My God id totally forgotten about flaming. I
dude, only 14% of adults in the u.s. had internet access and it was mostly only used for emails. stop talking out of your ass, as if internet culture started in the 90's.
as milennial who was alive then, it really didn't cause it was too fucking slow to do anything else than open an email.
Online trolling since the 90's, trolling in general has been around for ever. Example, in the second world war the Germans tried to build a fake base made from wood etc. to try trick the oncoming forces, instead the Brits found this out by chance and instead decided to drop a single fake wooden bomb after waiting a few weeks for the Germans to finish building. Trolling at it's finest 😂
I always thought about 2010-2015 as the golden era of internet trolling (at least in media in my native language)
I never knew Toni has psoriasis. Fellow psoriasis warrior here! Your videos always make me laugh! Keep it up guys
That diver tho... could easily be a broken foot/ankle... YIKES!!!
That was my immediate thought too 😬 Hope they were okay.
@@slinkywhippetit's probably a function of my age (and perhaps being American), but my first thought was of Greg Louganis hitting his *head* on the springboard at the 1988 Olympics (I think that's when it was, I'm old enough to remember but was still little at the time)
true story, i had that same issue with my chin-up bar when i was a high schooler. I was obsessed with doing chin-ups on a bar mounted to my bedroom door frame every day. One night, i was straining... trying to get one last chinup in... holding it. Suddenly everything came to life and I erupted. Very weird moment.
I avoided the chin-up bar for years after that.
Can confirm, quitting hormonal birth control changed EVERYTHING. It was like my body coming back to life. Was nice to remember what having a sex drive felt like.
Literally an entire video why I just would never go.
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE
Now I’m scared to go to the gym tomorrow 😂
Don't worry, just don't forget to switch on a camera😂
Most of these are fake anyways
Hanging leg raises. All the way there. Can confirm.
yes, even with the pill. I'm not getting back on this 🫣
Omg!!!! I swear all this time I thought of was the only one!!!! That’s exactly why I stopped going to the gym. I thought it was my mind at first but after 2-3 times of trying, yep! I had to walk away bc that’s embarrassing at the gym 😂
@@a.p.3.10me too!!!
@@Luvforasmr Lol. Both my girlfriend and a personal trainer friend of mine said it happens on that leg raise thingy all the time. I laughed my face off when they told me.
@@josephbradshaw6985 oh wow! I am today years old when I found out I’m not the only one. 😮💨 and yes, it’s the leg raise thing😂😂😂
You two look ripped AF in those headbands. FCN hilarious.
"Pump some iron. ... my name's Iron."
Gotta remember that one 😂
Please stop the background music, it's so hard to hear the actual talking when you have troubles hearing
Yeah, I don’t have troubles hearing, but TikTok has ruined half the videos on the internet with the unnecessary music.
It sounds like I’m in a Star Wars Cantina 😂
I wish they'd add subtitles
It's called closed captioning 😂😂
@@ashleytitus6768 have you tried the closed captions? They're inaccurate because they're designed to recognise American accents, not Australian.
4:35 - the hashtag - "ScarredforLife" lolol
So much stories can be turned to horror with "... and the man was my dad"
I’ve been saying the golf brand the same as Toni all my years too 🤣
I took a big drink right before Ryan said "If you see the 2 of us suddenly have abs in 2 months time" and I had to put my hand over my mouth to avoid spraying my keyboard with energy drink 😆
I was laughing so hard! Thank you it was much needed 😂
"Wanna pump some Iron?" LMAO
That girl found her Gym-spot
You’ve convinced me to start going to the gym!!! 😂❤
I fucking love you two 😂
I love Toni’s energy!❤ y’all’s videos are amazing!❤❤
I don’t know that the second one was a fart, I think that was his balls deflating. 😂😂😂
Pretty sure it's pronounced like Title-ist lol. But I pronounce it Tit-lice because I'm a heathen.
Gonna be trying the ab roller now
Dude who said all sing-songy“Workin’ out with the stretch band…” my stomach hurts so bad because I can’t decide which was funnier: the sound he made immediately after it snapped or the dad-guy walking in and then slowly walking back out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
With the punching bag, aren’t they supposed to have e sandbags on the feet to prevent exactly that??
Just found your videos. This is the second one I've seen and I know I'm going to binge watch your series. 😂❤
They also have a podcast. It's amazing.
I had my tubes removed 2 years ago. Can confirm that it definitely increased the ol drive hahaha
His poor dad is traumatized for life, one of those days not one of your kids will end up giving you grandkids. 😭💀😂
Poor Kurt's favorite machine is the free weights, bwahaha, no wonder he was trolled!
The face sitting one’s deserve more attention
Double entendre?
@@martibee8984 only by consent.
@@biscuit4259 of course.
I meant two meanings to attention. Calling attention to it, and they should be paying better attention.
Agreed! I wanted to see more video of after the events lol
@@martibee8984 several entendre
That ab roller is magic 🤩
I always pronounced it tit-li-est. And died every time. 😂
The tricep pull down rope machine, gets me EVERYTIME!! 😉😜🤤
Toni and Ryan u both are so funny and oh so enjoyable to watch react to the vids u do I love funny reaction vids like this much love and happiness from Missouri USA❤❤
I really hope tht first guy on the bench was inhaling 😂
For fox sakes.....I laughed myself stupid!! Why are farts so freaking funny!!!??? 😂
"trolling wasnt really a thing that was 2016?" lmao how late were u guys to the internet?
I learned the term in the early 90s when I moved to college from northern Minnesota where we would use trolling motors on our boats to slowly troll around the lakes for fish and I was sure that was where the term came from. I felt so excited that some part of cool internet terminology acknowledged our distant rural culture! 😂😂😂 Anyway, that was in the early 90s.
exactly what I was thinking lol
Toni's still recovering from the ducky spoon fiasco, I think we can give her a free pass for this silly comment.
Something tells me Toni's got a few ducky spoons in her closet lol
@Camila-hs4ty haha so true and toni has always said that
you're supposed to roll the ab-roll over the floor and not over your snatch
😂😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's the rhythmic muscular tension & flexion of the exercise itself that does it, you perv 😂
The hand touch scene with the man keeping his face looking forward reminds me of the time I drove a Citroen XM.
For explanation: This car had a hydropneumatic suspension, one of the features is that you can vary the height over ground via a lever behind the shift lever. When I was caught in a traffic jam and the traffic came to a complete stop, I first lifted the car to highest level, then dropped it to the lowest level and repeated that a few times before returning to normal drive level. While doing that, I kept a straight face looking forward as if I weren´t aware of what happened. More than once one of the other drivers knocked at my window and asked me how t f I did that, with me then lifting the car up again, asking "You mean THIS??" Got more than a few laughs from that.
But the best was when there were kids in the cars around me! Loved to clown for them!
Man, I loved that car!
90's school playground with 20ft metal poles you could climb up: I had my first core-gasm in early elementary school. 😳 I didn't know what it was I was feeling. I just knew I really liked to climb up the poles! (The pun too 😂) 💀💀
The dad with the ripped pants was just showing the family jewels
1:44 the dad is like over this kids shit
I have been golfing for decades and I have never heard of it called Titlist and now ill probably never get it out of my head.
Finally!!! I've been waiting to see Ryan with no shirt 😍
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I have always called them Tit leist even after learning the pronunciation. They knew it would happen, it's on them.
I had a similar issue to the ab roller one, but all I was doing was walking. I've tried walks, and pacing around the house, without any results since, so I'm not sure what was going on then. The second worse part is that I was at work when it kept happening. I had to tell a couple people that I was cramping because they wanted to know if I was ok, and my period was less embarrassing.
I thought the golf ball "joke" was like what some ladies do with ping pong balls..
Ryan is correct. US brand... Oh Toni... You crack me up LOL
Tit-leist haha that's hilarious!
How many ducky spoons does Toni have lol
I recently started going back to the gym and this has made me terrified
My favourite machine is the defibrillator.
Omg I worked retail where they sell Titleist. I totally pronounced it Tit-leist as well 😆. And probably to my fellow employees 😆. 🤦🏻♀️
Trolling has been a thing since the BBS days of the late 70s early 80s.
Toni getting attacked by her headband. I rofl’d harder than the rest of the vid
What the lady was talking about is a “coregasm” which a small percentage of women can get at the gym. Hope this helps.
A small percentage get some sort of -gasm from the gym? Better odds than the lottery. Off to the gym. Lol, if personal trainers could harness this power, they'd be so much more popular.
Another reason to be afraid of gyms😮
Men have coregasms too…
Can confirm. Coregasms are real.
@@andromedaspark2241 💯❤️🔥
10:10 Calling it that is probably what is called a "coregasm"
4:30, that’s my school, didn’t even know we had a pool
Certain yoga poses can get me there. Especially back bending poses.
I have been saying it the same way for my entire life too, Toni!
Teet lost has me dead😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love you guys so much. 😂 You genuinely make me LOL! 😋
I also have been pronouncing it “Tit-leist” since I was a kid and will continue to do so. And giggle when I see it on hats 🙊🙊🙊
I always thought it was called Titless. I don’t know many golfers and I’m a bit dyslexic so I thought it was a parody “lol girls can’t play golf” brand 😂
I have worked for Walmart for twenty four years now and just had a man come through my till with a cake that he had our bakery design him which said sorry I slept with your mom. Laughed out loud and he stated that every year hear he buys his friend a funny cake and sure enough he came back the following year with a cake that said sorry I couldn’t find your toe nail 😂😂😂 Look for funny cakes on your videos one day 😂😂😂
Can confirm. The getting hot when you Work in your core IS a Thing.
I didn't hear the farts the first time lol I was too focused on his uhn as if it's a question 😂
😂😂GYM JOKES😂😂GO!!!!😂😂
OMG when I do sit ups at the gym to long on the machine I will "finish" 😕 Thought I was the only one
"Trolling wasn't a thing yet"
"OG viral video"
"2015-2016"
Toni, the internet had been around for 20 years by that point and even UA-cam had been around for a decade. Ryan might remember the Dancing Baby video that was one of the very first viral videos to hit the internet way back in 1996. I still remember trolling people in Yahoo chat rooms back as a teen in the 1990s lol
My friends and I were using the term trolling in 2006ish... generally it had to do with games and the one guy modding things to totally eff up our computers and whatnot, or just them being annoying to bother each other.
I think I aged about 50 years hearing them say 2015 was an "OG viral video" and "before trolling was really a thing."
4:34 the water made a CBS channel logo😅
I’m also onboard to nix the background music, love you guys!
People can laugh all they want but I've never seen anyone get hurt doing water aerobics
That first clip. I would have to leave and never come back
my god you two are my favorite people ever 😂 Toni is so wonderful and beautiful too 🥹🫶🏻
6:30 thats a coregasm. That will happen on and/or off the pill
Truth.
OMG just found you and … My first thought when watching this laughing is, I can’t watch this while driving 😅
Love it! Cheers from germany
My favorite machine at the gym I go to is the elliptical.