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  • @092rhythm5
    @092rhythm5 2 місяці тому +89679

    Bro looks like Jared Leto, Jim Carrey, and Loki going through puberty.

    • @ke11even_official
      @ke11even_official 2 місяці тому +868

      but he is jared leto. show is called WeCrashed, based on WeWork.

    • @ilegallaws3741
      @ilegallaws3741 2 місяці тому +107

      @@ke11even_officialwhy his nose different?

    • @airstuck3929
      @airstuck3929 2 місяці тому +152

      @@ke11even_official jared with AI on the face

    • @playboy-music
      @playboy-music 2 місяці тому +179

      nah he looks more like jared leto, linus tech tips, loki, and tommy wiseau lmfao

    • @WilliamHarper5959
      @WilliamHarper5959 2 місяці тому +78

      Asmongold that finally started spending his money

  • @vrex
    @vrex 2 місяці тому +78766

    "Make me liquid, Jamie" killed me.

    • @johnmalkowski9485
      @johnmalkowski9485 2 місяці тому +798

      Bro started blushing

    • @XDarksoulX1129
      @XDarksoulX1129 2 місяці тому +449

      Sounds like something Joe Rogan would say

    • @nickshhhhhh
      @nickshhhhhh 2 місяці тому +90

      Jamie Dimon: the beginning of

    • @bhavybhatt4571
      @bhavybhatt4571 2 місяці тому +15

      Rip

    • @Jaskaran158
      @Jaskaran158 2 місяці тому +33

      Reminded me of "OH hi there, Mark" from the room

  • @vicism3375
    @vicism3375 2 місяці тому +13550

    They cut these scenes so perfectly you don’t even realize they’ve cut out 5 mins of context.

    • @jeremiahwelborn5526
      @jeremiahwelborn5526 2 місяці тому +274

      Same goes with the finished movies. Most have hours worth of cut content

    • @KaseKills
      @KaseKills 2 місяці тому +167

      ​@@jeremiahwelborn5526he means context for the scene not the whole movie

    • @jeremiahwelborn5526
      @jeremiahwelborn5526 2 місяці тому +86

      @KaseKills I got that lmao, thanks for the clarification I didn't need. I was obviously referring to how much context is cut out of movies

    • @kevinalfansyah5781
      @kevinalfansyah5781 2 місяці тому

      who give a fuck right ?​@@jeremiahwelborn5526

    • @milkxv
      @milkxv 2 місяці тому +61

      ​@@KaseKillshe legit started his reply acknowledging he understood💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 wtf ru on

  • @Jay.Kay94
    @Jay.Kay94 2 місяці тому +1189

    If you owe the bank 100k, you have a problem; if you owe the bank 100 million, the bank has a problem.

    • @brettboaz9051
      @brettboaz9051 19 днів тому +10

      This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read 💀💀

    • @FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd
      @FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd 18 днів тому +4

      The bank a problem? 😂😂😂, nope, they can make that like in 5 min, or less depending on the.bank 😂

    • @Jay.Kay94
      @Jay.Kay94 18 днів тому +16

      @@FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd Wow in 5 minutes then? ;) That would be 1.2 billion per hour, what an hourly wage! Which bank is that supposed to be, huh?

    • @W4TH3JE5U5
      @W4TH3JE5U5 18 днів тому +12

      ​@@FDNRunningandMotivation-ws1hd If the internet has taught me anything, the more laughing emojis a comment has the less serious you can take it. Exhibit A provided kindly by you.

    • @James_the_Builder
      @James_the_Builder 17 днів тому +1

      Now you understand Trump

  • @satutigatujuh
    @satutigatujuh 3 місяці тому +69816

    Loki : into the riches
    Edit : wow I’m famous 😎

  • @I_Like_Turtles441
    @I_Like_Turtles441 2 місяці тому +22697

    If you're wondering why he gets a loan even though he has a high networth/assets worth billions. It's because loans are not taxed it. It's better to take a loan and use his assets as collateral than sell his assets and gets heavily taxed.

    • @CorBor69
      @CorBor69 2 місяці тому +763

      This might be a silly question but since he’s taking out a loan or borrowing the money he would still have to repay that money and if he only has 43k liquid wouldn’t he still have to end up selling assets to repay?

    • @ryanfruge8819
      @ryanfruge8819 2 місяці тому +150

      ​@@CorBor69Good question.

    • @gargargargar
      @gargargargar 2 місяці тому +736

      @@CorBor69My guess is he still maintains enough income to pay off the new debt in installments, without needing to sell any existing assets

    • @freestyle0x56D
      @freestyle0x56D 2 місяці тому +753

      @@CorBor69 Assets that the rich hold only grow bigger. You take new loans to repay the old ones

    • @snwbm
      @snwbm 2 місяці тому

      😅 hopefully.​@@freestyle0x56D

  • @woahdude-iz4mc
    @woahdude-iz4mc Місяць тому +385

    For anyone curious this is a Tv show called "WeCrashed"

  • @superdude9361
    @superdude9361 2 місяці тому +1711

    Whoever put the music in the background should have to listen to it for the rest of their lives

    • @NuckChoris
      @NuckChoris 2 місяці тому +28

      While I agree with you.. you should have to read this comment every day for the rest of your life.

    • @ginjordom6065
      @ginjordom6065 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@NuckChorisWhile I agree with you too,you should also have to read this to read your comment to read his comment every day for the rest of your life.

    • @junivanofdragonia
      @junivanofdragonia 2 місяці тому +11

      All while listening to the music in the background LOL!!!

    • @Connection-Lost
      @Connection-Lost 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Sabhsai You all cared for a moment.

    • @NuckChoris
      @NuckChoris 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ginjordom6065 while you agree with me, you should have to write that you agree with me but that also I should have to read my comment every day for the rest of my life for the rest of your life

  • @velqix7938
    @velqix7938 3 місяці тому +66123

    Movie name: Loki opens a bank account
    Edit: The number of people saying: "That's not even close to loki?" That's the whole point of the joke. It just went over your head.

  • @kimmmotovlog
    @kimmmotovlog 2 місяці тому +6445

    Loki: I will put Asgard as a collateral

    • @Baselineyeet
      @Baselineyeet 2 місяці тому +8

      Topkek

    • @kalume30
      @kalume30 Місяць тому +8

      😂😂😂 on point!

    • @h3was547
      @h3was547 Місяць тому +7

      I was thinking it was Dracula too.😄

    • @edwardyan751
      @edwardyan751 Місяць тому +7

      Nah. That asset is too high. He put Mjolnir as collateral.

    • @michaelamadi713
      @michaelamadi713 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂

  • @jachikesamuelson7425
    @jachikesamuelson7425 17 днів тому +12

    "Google me" is the maddest flex I've ever heard 🔥🔥

  • @TheSkepticSkwerl
    @TheSkepticSkwerl Місяць тому +66

    Loans aren't taxed. So he'll pay off this one with another. And never pay taxes ever.

    • @chrislesner
      @chrislesner Місяць тому

      At death the loan is due and due taxes are also collected. Rich can postpone but not escape.

    • @kindafast6499
      @kindafast6499 Місяць тому

      They have interest. Which is essentially the same thing.

    • @chrislesner
      @chrislesner Місяць тому

      @@kindafast6499 the interest they pay is on top of the taxes due when assets are sold to pay off their debt at death. This delays taxes but does not bypass taxes and the cost is the loan interest.

    • @zeeone4492
      @zeeone4492 18 днів тому

      ​@@chrislesnerAt death he's dead

    • @chrislesner
      @chrislesner 18 днів тому

      @zeeone4492 Dead and estate pays back loans and taxes. To escape taxes requires being bankrupt at death but few are and lenders know that tax collectors get priority so their loans will account for taxes that are due else it would be lenders not tax collectors that would lose money.

  • @rozipriyonggodo3380
    @rozipriyonggodo3380 2 місяці тому +18952

    I love when he said "google me, dont be shy"

  • @jamessims5043
    @jamessims5043 2 місяці тому +7004

    He didn't get a loan. He got a bank.

    • @joaquimmatabelejr3074
      @joaquimmatabelejr3074 2 місяці тому +87

      guess what, that loan is tax free

    • @rytisseskevicius8732
      @rytisseskevicius8732 2 місяці тому +21

      Credit on asset net worth is just amazing

    • @Kev376
      @Kev376 2 місяці тому

      @@rytisseskevicius8732 Right I dont get why his bank account was even considered, wealthy people will keep their money working so your net worth isn't about what's in your bank account it's about how much your asset's are worth. Banks will just loan money using his assets worth just like you can get a loan based on your houses worth.

    • @theholydarkpope6972
      @theholydarkpope6972 2 місяці тому

      The line of credit is also untaxable. So as long as its never payed.. You now never have to pay taxes.​@@joaquimmatabelejr3074

    • @fatimapavon7787
      @fatimapavon7787 2 місяці тому

      💓💓💓💓

  • @devvypoo42
    @devvypoo42 Місяць тому +96

    Morbius casually asking Peter Parker’s dad for a loan

  • @DMartins-mn9dt
    @DMartins-mn9dt Місяць тому +3

    This scene is a great lesson why EVERYONE needs to educate themselves in finance/tax laws.

  • @nourdiepie2811
    @nourdiepie2811 3 місяці тому +10922

    Bro looks like loki and morbius combined together

    • @Altamas285
      @Altamas285 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@Buddha1992what...😱

    • @Angelo-yr1en
      @Angelo-yr1en 3 місяці тому +45

      @@Buddha1992no way that’s Jared Leto that guy is an amazing actor

    • @byakuranbel6994
      @byakuranbel6994 3 місяці тому +14

      Its bankin time! 💰

    • @Angelo-yr1en
      @Angelo-yr1en 3 місяці тому +4

      @@byakuranbel6994 he’s perfect as morbius

    • @itwasntworking1916
      @itwasntworking1916 3 місяці тому +11

      Lorbius is cursed

  • @yab031
    @yab031 3 місяці тому +17811

    Show is called "WeCrashed"

    • @Dedelblute3
      @Dedelblute3 3 місяці тому +79

      Isn’t there a podcast by the same name?

    • @wisteria3032
      @wisteria3032 3 місяці тому +214

      why do I get nervous seeing that title after this short? 😅

    • @wisteria3032
      @wisteria3032 3 місяці тому +39

      why do I get nervous seeing that title after this short? 😅

    • @w花b
      @w花b 2 місяці тому +116

      Is that based on the WeWork company or something?

    • @wizardman9188
      @wizardman9188 2 місяці тому +17

      Yes

  • @jackhackman7777
    @jackhackman7777 15 днів тому +3

    That's exactly what i need is a banker telling me i need double my asking price 😂😂😂

  • @mikedegracias8616
    @mikedegracias8616 Місяць тому +19

    You know he's not joking when he said: "google me, don't be shy. " 🤣

  • @TheLostBoys123
    @TheLostBoys123 3 місяці тому +7630

    Dang Jared Leto looks different

    • @Jay-dj3tw
      @Jay-dj3tw 2 місяці тому +146

      FINALLY somebody realized. And also it’s called prosthetics.

    • @AnthonyOcanas-ARC-baseball
      @AnthonyOcanas-ARC-baseball 2 місяці тому +21

      He was amazing in the little things

    • @msgillify
      @msgillify 2 місяці тому +36

      It’s the eyes, too. The contacts confused me for a second.

    • @SshawNation
      @SshawNation 2 місяці тому +12

      I know right. I saw him in that Denzel movie on Netflix and I was like wait is that him and then I was like oh nah it’s not him but googled the cast and it was him.

    • @charlotte2048
      @charlotte2048 2 місяці тому +1

      They made him wear contacts

  • @dariushyman9075
    @dariushyman9075 3 місяці тому +4418

    He made so much money the boss gave him another 50 million with only 43 thousand dollars in his account. The boss knew 2 things 1 the interest will be so great he can retire next week and 2 I need to be his personal banker before anybody try to get him.

    • @vividsftw67
      @vividsftw67 3 місяці тому +75

      Ty for explaining i was so confused yet intrigued lol

    • @jakubcichon2580
      @jakubcichon2580 3 місяці тому +542

      @@vividsftw67a better way to explain it. Apple is worth trillions as a company. Imagine the CEO has 10,000 in his bank (and 100% shares).
      His problem is accessing the trillions by selling Apple. Because how do you sell a trillion dollar company when the richest person is in the billions.
      So he seeks a loan, and because he is technically worth trillions, he can get as much as he wants because he technically can pay the bank back by just giving the bank the company.

    • @vividsftw67
      @vividsftw67 3 місяці тому

      @@jakubcichon2580 today is filled w learning . I appreciate the further explanation!

    • @railgum7392
      @railgum7392 3 місяці тому +193

      ​@@jakubcichon2580 also isnt loan not taxable, so he can evade tax legally

    • @jakubcichon2580
      @jakubcichon2580 3 місяці тому

      @@railgum7392 income tax, yeah.

  • @bodivanbodivan3668
    @bodivanbodivan3668 Місяць тому +8

    I dead ass thought this was Jared Letto using an accent 💀

    • @flabbyballsack
      @flabbyballsack 29 днів тому

      It is. What are you talking about?

    • @cainmosni6540
      @cainmosni6540 День тому

      It is! I had to google it. He got many in the comments fooled haha

  • @ocueye
    @ocueye Місяць тому +3

    I thought this was a Loki clip until he spoke

  • @CodeAwesome28
    @CodeAwesome28 2 місяці тому +7793

    Clark Kent(Superman): “How did you get the house back from the bank?”
    Bruce Wayne(Batman): “I bought the bank!”

    • @DheerajBhaskaruni
      @DheerajBhaskaruni 2 місяці тому +47

      Loved this actually

    • @grinjnbren
      @grinjnbren 2 місяці тому +30

      ​@@DheerajBhaskaruniit's really corny actually. The delivery was not nonchalant enough, he sound too proud of himself.

    • @matchbox7811
      @matchbox7811 2 місяці тому +30

      Step 1: dress like Loki
      Step 2: enter a bank
      Step 3: enter 5 more banks

    • @DheerajBhaskaruni
      @DheerajBhaskaruni 2 місяці тому +12

      @@grinjnbren that's the tone of honest and righteous ppl

    • @1Yhadatmiseh
      @1Yhadatmiseh 2 місяці тому +3

      This did happen though

  • @MyDigitalHub
    @MyDigitalHub 2 місяці тому +1413

    Adam: Make me liquid 💧
    Tyla: Make me Water 💦
    Bruce Lee: Be water my friend 🌊

  • @redmaneyes
    @redmaneyes Місяць тому +4

    Russian jim carrey makes me wanna cry

  • @CallMeBungus
    @CallMeBungus Місяць тому +4

    "Is okay don be shaiy"
    I'd crumble and quit lmao

  • @bigman4560
    @bigman4560 2 місяці тому +1641

    As a banker this guy playing games before he sits down is super relatable

    • @user-nj1ob8ht3p
      @user-nj1ob8ht3p 2 місяці тому +12

      this is sad, very sad

    • @endangered_or_nah6877
      @endangered_or_nah6877 2 місяці тому

      @@user-nj1ob8ht3pit’s only sad when you realize no one has time or the money to spend in the bank all day if you don’t own a business. Half the day the lobby is empty

    • @RicePoker
      @RicePoker 2 місяці тому +41

      Lol I mean what else are you supposed to do to kill time when nobody is there? 😂

    • @abishaakmal7455
      @abishaakmal7455 2 місяці тому +25

      hes not professional enough to be playing that game, it should be solitaire or zuma or minesweeper

    • @S07L
      @S07L 2 місяці тому +2

      So sad. Crime on society

  • @matthijskuijpers1378
    @matthijskuijpers1378 3 місяці тому +1294

    1. Take a loan, put business shares as collateral.
    2. Neither loans nor shares can be taxed.
    3. Take a bigger loan to relieve the previous debt.
    4. Repeat step 3 indefinitely.

    • @zachary7309
      @zachary7309 3 місяці тому +19

      When you die bank takes its shares I guess?

    • @zac-tv7kn
      @zac-tv7kn 2 місяці тому

      @@zachary7309as would the government yeah

    • @tzimiscelord8483
      @tzimiscelord8483 2 місяці тому +42

      ​@@zachary7309 in theory, in practice that only happens if you're stuck at a bad point in the cycle, there's a solid likelihood that you have that loan money or at least a portion still sitting, It's at least as likely that you have all of it as it is that you have none

    • @dillonbooker7222
      @dillonbooker7222 2 місяці тому +32

      Thats the dumbest comment ive seen today.

    • @RandomVideos-yz5qf
      @RandomVideos-yz5qf 2 місяці тому

      @@dillonbooker7222 That's how the banking industry works for the ultra rich, they just keep taking out loans and making the minimum interest payments on them.

  • @im_br0ke
    @im_br0ke 2 місяці тому +2

    This is wut Jerma does in his free time

  • @spoileddiva80
    @spoileddiva80 Місяць тому +1

    FUN FACT: The banker Jamie is played by Campbell Scott (actor and film producer). His parents were George C. Scott and Colleen Dewhurst. Very handsome older gentleman IMO.

  • @prospervazhure5637
    @prospervazhure5637 2 місяці тому +2209

    "Go to the bank and show them you have money ,,,they will lend you money" noted 😅

    • @fighterpimp
      @fighterpimp 2 місяці тому

      rich get to use all the assets in the world. For they don't have to pay taxes. Welcome to a world created by elites for elites. O I meant by the people for the people. If you an elite people. The rest are just their robots.

    • @allibababoo
      @allibababoo 2 місяці тому +104

      Well yeah, can't let poor people start a business, they might raise their class status

    • @tracepermenter6356
      @tracepermenter6356 2 місяці тому +25

      That’s not what happened. 40k in the bank isn’t much at all. That’s why he said to google him..

    • @theshowhost7253
      @theshowhost7253 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@allibababooor fail because poor people are horrible with money 😂

    • @dizfoster8726
      @dizfoster8726 2 місяці тому

      @@theshowhost7253bad take

  • @RosygreyglassesS
    @RosygreyglassesS 2 місяці тому +2206

    "You're already 60% water. How much more liquid do you want to be?"

  • @GH1996
    @GH1996 Місяць тому +1

    Wow. I didn't know Jared Leto was such a good actor. The Israeli accent it's on point. I didn't even know it was him until I read a comment pointing it out.

  • @user-su5xs8jf6u
    @user-su5xs8jf6u 2 місяці тому +770

    Movie name: WeCrashed (2022)

  • @vice9091
    @vice9091 3 місяці тому +960

    This is one way rich people avoid taxes, they get giant loans that they don’t have to pay taxes on instead of selling stocks/assets.

    • @theodorejenkins6066
      @theodorejenkins6066 3 місяці тому +112

      They have to pay back the loan at some point though.... the real trick is they pay off the first loan with another loan and do it until they die

    • @AnimatedStoriesWorldwide
      @AnimatedStoriesWorldwide 2 місяці тому +30

      It'd be great trivia if it hadn't been repeated every day since the 2010's....
      Up next in IamVerySmart: Did you know that a signle factory can sell the same product under many different competing brands??????!!!!

    • @akimbo5283
      @akimbo5283 2 місяці тому +10

      And in exchange they pay huge interest 😂

    • @ava9xx3js9j
      @ava9xx3js9j 2 місяці тому

      @@akimbo5283that’s the thing I always wondered the interest ain’t cheap

    • @akwa2273
      @akwa2273 2 місяці тому +17

      It's intentional... Why? Simple... Loans created more money out of thin air, money created growth, growth gave prosperity.
      Taxes only create more government spending.

  • @XLORDPROPL
    @XLORDPROPL Місяць тому +2

    Bro looks like a villain ;)

  • @Lodestarter
    @Lodestarter Місяць тому

    " I think you need 100 million".
    Loki: "Makes perfect sense."

  • @AlanHarrison2123
    @AlanHarrison2123 3 місяці тому +1349

    So Peter Parker’s dad went into the banking industry after faking his death in a plane crash 😭

    • @savy9622
      @savy9622 3 місяці тому +5

      Lokis there too💀

    • @TheCursedCat1927
      @TheCursedCat1927 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@savy9622
      That's not Tom Hiddlestone.
      That's Jared Leto...

    • @matthew-ph6xo
      @matthew-ph6xo 2 місяці тому +3

      @@TheCursedCat1927so morbius too.

    • @hakimi4116
      @hakimi4116 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@TheCursedCat1927 he looked like loki

    • @kuyamofransheesh
      @kuyamofransheesh 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

  • @AlexzanderPermanand-sz7dr
    @AlexzanderPermanand-sz7dr 2 місяці тому +478

    For anyone wondering what’s the movie/showed called it’s on Apple TV I don’t really know where else but it’s called “Wecrashed”

    • @preppintastic2668
      @preppintastic2668 2 місяці тому +5

      thank's

    • @SocksInAHat
      @SocksInAHat 2 місяці тому +8

      Is it a show or movie. Pretty big difference between the two

    • @haadifarooq9274
      @haadifarooq9274 2 місяці тому +6

      Clearly not all heroes wear capes 👍

    • @NotschitzoSubscriber
      @NotschitzoSubscriber 2 місяці тому

      @@SocksInAHat Wow, I typed in "wecrash" to google and immediately answered the question... crazy how much more you typed to reply than to actually find out the answer y ourself.

    • @njoYYY
      @njoYYY 2 місяці тому

      @@SocksInAHat literally one google search away lmao

  • @wan-ceetv4177
    @wan-ceetv4177 2 місяці тому

    Loki doing side quests in retirement 😂

  • @karmen__
    @karmen__ Місяць тому +1

    It's crazy how he looks like himself and not like himself at the same time. My brain kinda lagging, not gonna lie. 😂😂

  • @Lt.Ghost1919
    @Lt.Ghost1919 3 місяці тому +1108

    “google me” holy shit 😂😂

    • @thetazero842
      @thetazero842 2 місяці тому +78

      "Loki...hmm I see here you've destroyed several cities. I live in a city. Your line of credit has been granted."

    • @Raziel1030
      @Raziel1030 2 місяці тому +2

      @@thetazero842 best comment ever

    • @abysscodes
      @abysscodes 2 місяці тому

      gugel me

    • @spurslegacy
      @spurslegacy 2 місяці тому

      @@thetazero842😭😭😭😭

    • @kuyamofransheesh
      @kuyamofransheesh 2 місяці тому +1

      one thing I think I can't say in my life time, feels good though if it happens

  • @bholdr----0
    @bholdr----0 2 місяці тому +188

    This reminds me of one of my dad's stories, not on the same level, but... He was the VP for finance (that's a 'CFO' nowadays) at a chain of very high end jewelry stores, and his office was in their flagship store.
    Once, the sales manager came to him and said a new customer wanted to buy a $100,000 ring on credit, and the manager didn't know what to do (this was early 80's, so like $350k+ in 2024 dollars.)
    So my dad stepped onto the sales floor, and as soon as he sees the guy, he instantly said- 'Give him whatever he wants!'
    It was Bob Dylan. (Who had a show in town that weekend.)😮😅

    • @strawberry-mochi1427
      @strawberry-mochi1427 2 місяці тому +5

      Woah! Okay- super awesome!

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 місяці тому

      Lmfao, that's not a CFO now days, you can (as the fortune 50 company I work for) have a VP for finance along with a CFO, shit we have an associate VP, VP, Senior VP, associate exexutive president, executive president, and senior executive president before our CFO. The c-level or chief executives (officers) are just the highest executives in a C or S corporation

    • @bholdr----0
      @bholdr----0 2 місяці тому

      @@j.ballsdeep420 yeah that wasn't really the point of the post, but.. In that company the VP for finance position is now called CFO...
      So it IS CFO nowdays. Jackass.

    • @bryanbowers9750
      @bryanbowers9750 2 місяці тому +1

      Tiffany &. Co?

    • @rustyshackelford3371
      @rustyshackelford3371 2 місяці тому

      Zales?

  • @linuskhora7852
    @linuskhora7852 2 місяці тому +1

    Jamie just hit the jackpot 🎉

  • @SERGIO-cr6uy
    @SERGIO-cr6uy Місяць тому +1

    ➡️ For anyone wondering what it is:
    It's a 8 episodes mini serie called "WeCrashed" with Jared Leto & Anne Hathaway based on the true story of the crashing down of the startup WeWork (office space sharing).
    It was capitalised at 47 billions down to zero in a year.

  • @drex5160
    @drex5160 2 місяці тому +296

    If Loki, The Joker & Morbius had a kid.

    • @cheese22
      @cheese22 2 місяці тому

      which joker

    • @danielcalderon5530
      @danielcalderon5530 2 місяці тому +2

      You know that actually is Jared letto right?

    • @oscarvill69
      @oscarvill69 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cheese22 Jared Joker XD

    • @solomon__ejay
      @solomon__ejay 2 місяці тому

      You forgot to add Jim Carrey

  • @skela098
    @skela098 2 місяці тому +306

    You take 100 million $ of loan/credit in bank, using your stocks as collateral. Then you pay monthly installments that are covered by your yearly dividend from stocks, and you newer ever pay any tax on all this.
    Your stocks are still worth millions, and probably going up every year.
    Easy mode how rich people do not pay any or almost any tax, while rest of poor people are taxed almost 50% (in EU for example)

    • @dksharron
      @dksharron 2 місяці тому +10

      America too. It is just structured differently

    • @isaiahlopez753
      @isaiahlopez753 2 місяці тому +9

      Dividends are taxable. The trick is to get incrementally larger loans.

    • @leahwhiteley5164
      @leahwhiteley5164 2 місяці тому +5

      Where do I go so I don't have to pay tax on stock dividends and my stocks go up every year? Or should I just read, Alice In Wonderland?
      You obviously don't have money, Pollyanna.

    • @zks2341
      @zks2341 2 місяці тому +8

      He still pays more taxes than 99.99999999% of people. The dividends are taxed. Research is your friend.

    • @Mr.HotRod
      @Mr.HotRod 2 місяці тому

      @@zks2341 Not if you just keep getting larger loans. let's say every 3 to 5 years. You just get your CPA to do it for you so you are not even bothered by it.

  • @Jragon09
    @Jragon09 2 місяці тому

    Meanwhile, Tom Green "Iam not liquid John, I am not liquid".

  • @CaratX_CEO
    @CaratX_CEO Місяць тому +4

    What no one knows was: he put up his equity in WeWork as collateral; making him not personally liable for the debt. Adam Neumann is quite smart.

  • @CursedLemon
    @CursedLemon 2 місяці тому +241

    I like the part where he said "it's loanin' time"

    • @itsArridian
      @itsArridian 2 місяці тому +13

      And then he loaned all over the place

  • @Norulister1
    @Norulister1 2 місяці тому +144

    "Make me liquid, Jamie"
    -Joe Rogan, probably

    • @JewcyJewceXo
      @JewcyJewceXo 2 місяці тому +2

      “Jamie, pull up the video with the grizzly making liquid”
      -Joe Rogan, most likely

  • @garyloten-beckford889
    @garyloten-beckford889 Місяць тому

    "Google me okay, don't be shy." 😂

  • @DreJr
    @DreJr 2 місяці тому

    His looks and mannerism look perfect for a vampire role.

  • @aspecttnd
    @aspecttnd 3 місяці тому +80

    No guys, it’s just CGI John Travolta

  • @Avisees
    @Avisees 2 місяці тому +74

    My favourite part was when the clerk told him he had only $43,000 in his bank account, so he yelled ‘It’s morbin time!’ And morbed all over the bank.

  • @The_mytuber
    @The_mytuber 2 місяці тому +1

    Man I thought that was Jared Leto's look alike

  • @dewfall56
    @dewfall56 2 місяці тому

    Good to see Campbell Scott working. He's got a charisma.

  • @lilash6041
    @lilash6041 2 місяці тому +35

    Insane how leto can look like himself but completely diff at the same time in all his movies. Not to mention hes quite the man in his band.

  • @mauriciosanchez144
    @mauriciosanchez144 2 місяці тому +277

    Jared Leto’s acting is very underrated, even tho he’s had some lackluster roles, he still gives it 100%

    • @netmanto2
      @netmanto2 2 місяці тому +5

      Oscar winner bro... guy is a monster...

    • @zachsmcl
      @zachsmcl 2 місяці тому +8

      @@netmanto2he definitely IS a monster that’s for sure…..

    • @thedevilsadvocate5210
      @thedevilsadvocate5210 2 місяці тому

      You only have to pay $10,000 to have relations with him.

    • @jenericjoe7565
      @jenericjoe7565 2 місяці тому +5

      jared leto is a an average actor at best. ANY A lister would have won the academy award for his role in DBC and that is a fact

    • @netmanto2
      @netmanto2 2 місяці тому

      @@jenericjoe7565 yeah yeah... você que é FODA!

  • @Raicall
    @Raicall Місяць тому

    Loki and Zlatan mix.

  • @ntombizodwa4179
    @ntombizodwa4179 Місяць тому

    Jamie really owns that business 😅, too smooth

  • @SamaelValentine
    @SamaelValentine 2 місяці тому +125

    He looks like the perfect mix of Jim Carrey and Jared Letto with a sprinkle of Jake Gyllenhaal

    • @DH-1992
      @DH-1992 2 місяці тому +15

      It is Jared Leto

    • @joebradbury8874
      @joebradbury8874 2 місяці тому +1

      Funny how Jared Leto only has a "mix" of Jared Leto looks in him 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @emersonsrandomvideos248
      @emersonsrandomvideos248 2 місяці тому +1

      He looks like jared leto coz its jared leto

    • @SamaelValentine
      @SamaelValentine 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DH-1992 We know this. But I'm saying that IN THIS PARTICULAR SCENE... He looks like a mix of those quoted actors... Not just himself. Understand now?

    • @SamaelValentine
      @SamaelValentine 2 місяці тому +1

      @@joebradbury8874 We know this is Jared Letto and of course jared is going to look like jared. But I'm saying that IN THIS PARTICULAR SCENE... He looks like a mix of those quoted actors... Not just himself. Understand now?

  • @Rensune
    @Rensune 3 місяці тому +140

    The clip is from a TV series called WeCrashed

  • @A_r78
    @A_r78 2 місяці тому

    Good to see Tommy Wiseau’s acting career take off

  • @arnaudkaho7137
    @arnaudkaho7137 Місяць тому +1

    Ahhh Switzerland main strategy, but with the biggest criminals earth ever had.

  • @themandaloriangamingnetwor4964
    @themandaloriangamingnetwor4964 3 місяці тому +518

    Man can you put the name of the movie or show in your titles?

    • @ianwhite4565
      @ianwhite4565 3 місяці тому +312

      That would require him to do more than 15 seconds of work straight up stealing others' work and then asking to be paid for it, silly

    • @drx0313
      @drx0313 3 місяці тому +23

      I know how could you ever expect the UA-camr to accualy make content?!

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 3 місяці тому +53

      It's from a TV series called WeCrashed

    • @Fredrick046
      @Fredrick046 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@ianwhite4565 and you helped him get paid by watching and commenting, so get off your high horse.

    • @gray.wesley
      @gray.wesley 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Fredrick046and you're defending theft, so respectfully gfys

  • @meodrac
    @meodrac 2 місяці тому +17

    That low level banking associate was shitting his pants when he googled him lmao

  • @anidaniel1814
    @anidaniel1814 2 місяці тому +1

    Fun fact: He is Jared Leto 🙂

  • @RandomOne1999
    @RandomOne1999 Місяць тому

    Man decided his best course of action is to just audit Odin

  • @niels8195
    @niels8195 2 місяці тому +51

    Lmao, that banker playing a game is too real

  • @EE-us9we
    @EE-us9we 2 місяці тому +37

    Fun fact. Jeff bezos does this.
    He spends all his money for work stuff, takes out a loan and then when its time to pay up he takes out a bigger bank loan.
    Money earned is tax write off
    Money taken out for a loan is non taxable.
    0 taxes paid

    • @nitschke30
      @nitschke30 2 місяці тому

      False, he still pays billions in federal taxes.

    • @deportallillegalsbyallmean1589
      @deportallillegalsbyallmean1589 2 місяці тому

      In New York, they would say he defrauded the bank or worse.

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 2 місяці тому

      ​@@nitschke30first of all, they were talking about the loans and secondly he's paid only a meagre few billion over his lifetime for taxes. A few years, he has paid none at all. The highest is around 972 million. All of this info was found on yahoo finance

  • @olaoluwaokewole1615
    @olaoluwaokewole1615 2 місяці тому

    Lol wildy.
    These guys' sarcasm is second to none 😂

  • @jeandelarosa477
    @jeandelarosa477 2 місяці тому

    For a second I thought this was gonna be a Loki clip

  • @ambe_
    @ambe_ 3 місяці тому +45

    "A liitle bit more" than 10k 😂

  • @daddelnaut
    @daddelnaut 2 місяці тому +19

    This is the outcome if Loki and Jim Carrey had a kid.

  • @ThereForWar
    @ThereForWar 2 місяці тому

    The joker going legit now😂

  • @mrdetester
    @mrdetester Місяць тому

    Zohan became so good at hairdressing he became a billionaire

  • @usaamashaikh8405
    @usaamashaikh8405 3 місяці тому +52

    Money talks❤😂

  • @zorbasmiling5981
    @zorbasmiling5981 22 дні тому

    Loki in different Dimension ❤

  • @Anonymous-InSights
    @Anonymous-InSights Місяць тому

    Loki Becomes Batman for a day😂😂

  • @user-gw3us8yz6x
    @user-gw3us8yz6x 3 місяці тому +108

    Been a while since I've seen Campbell Scott. Great actor. Never seems like he's acting: he just BECOMES the character! Very under-rated craftsman.

    • @adelechicken6356
      @adelechicken6356 3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks, I was trying to figure out who that was!😊 Loved his role in The Love Letter ❤❤

    • @mickflick8133
      @mickflick8133 3 місяці тому

      He's not quite as strong as dear old dad but he's a damn fine actor. George C Scott of course being one of the greatest in history it's not a fair comparison.

    • @ClickBeetleTV
      @ClickBeetleTV 2 місяці тому

      Ah, now I know why I recognize him. Boris from Royal Pains.

  • @wowcarter15
    @wowcarter15 2 місяці тому +17

    A man of integrity, Jamie is what we call the goose that lays the golden egg

  • @imikeajr
    @imikeajr 2 місяці тому

    Damn Loki got $100 million line of credit 😂💀

  • @Soulkid22
    @Soulkid22 2 місяці тому

    I could watch this series again. Brilliant.

  • @swagdaddy5387
    @swagdaddy5387 2 місяці тому +18

    This is literally how the rich deal with money. Technically, they’re poor personally because they lock up all their assets in their businesses, property, stocks, etc., and just take out loans using these as collateral. Then they take out more loans to pay the previous ones. This is because loans aren’t taxed, so they save a ton of money by doing it this way. It’s crazy that it actually works, but it’s how they stay rich and keep most of the money they would lose to taxes

    • @dallasyap3064
      @dallasyap3064 2 місяці тому +5

      So it's sort of a legal loophole

    • @drml91
      @drml91 2 місяці тому +1

      Good,taxation is thief. I just wish common person could pull this

    • @TrophyGuide101
      @TrophyGuide101 Місяць тому +3

      It's also beneficial because that money can then be reinvested in the company to expand it creating more jobs and value. If it went towards taxes it would be pissed up a wall and sent to Ukraine to fund a proxy war.

    • @randomuserame
      @randomuserame Місяць тому +1

      But when people pay their credit cards with other credit cards people call them financially illiterate.
      They're not illiterate they're just asset-poor. If they had the assets it would make perfect sense.

  • @fenixchief7
    @fenixchief7 2 місяці тому +12

    Told my bank teller, "google me." She called the cops

  • @Xlynx_on_pawzX
    @Xlynx_on_pawzX Місяць тому

    Loki before hitting puberty

  • @jon0097
    @jon0097 Місяць тому +1

    Rich people do it that way because they avoid taxes Current in the system, you have $10 million of stock you can get along against it never selling your stock letting it increase throughout the years and just keep getting a bigger loan until they die never paying taxes

  • @micahthewise1
    @micahthewise1 2 місяці тому +6

    And that's how Tommy Wiseau financed the movie "The Room".

    • @gustiyanmahardika2560
      @gustiyanmahardika2560 2 місяці тому +1

      Yess!! Tommy Wiseau... He definitely has that vibe... I'm thinking it's Tommy's son.. But he's making better films than his dad 😂

  • @SamaelLightbringer-mm9np
    @SamaelLightbringer-mm9np 3 місяці тому +31

    Loki fulfilling the glorious purpose.

  • @nororengo286
    @nororengo286 Місяць тому

    Jared Leto ages in reverse I swear!

  • @onimyzfeb3
    @onimyzfeb3 2 місяці тому +7

    Adam, I would like you to consider me your personal banker. That's a smart move 😂

  • @Dimmsy
    @Dimmsy 2 місяці тому +1

    "Google me, don't be shy"
    People who have huge amount of money plus confidence!

  • @bloodlist826
    @bloodlist826 2 місяці тому +5

    No ones gonna talk about how the banker was playing games 💀

  • @jrglock34
    @jrglock34 Місяць тому +1

    “Google me…”

  • @carlosalfonsomazzonigranad5640
    @carlosalfonsomazzonigranad5640 16 днів тому

    When Jared Leto auditioned for the Loki role

  • @silversentry648
    @silversentry648 3 місяці тому +39

    And then he can just buy the bank

    • @Havoc_762
      @Havoc_762 2 місяці тому

      gonna need more than that to buy a bank that can offer 100mil as credit..lol

  • @spreadyoung
    @spreadyoung 2 місяці тому +3

    The beginning is usually a scene where a scam starts 😂