Yeah before he decided that he could be trans just to try and stay relevant, and then kill somebody and win woman of the year because he has money 🙃🤙 DISCLAIMER: being trans is a valid identity. Exploiting it for the sake of 5 seconds of fame is not a valid identity.
Didn't know who he was and learning about it today all I can say poor man, he must been through a lot in his troubled mind to come out as transgender among other nonsense. He must've lost his mind when he had those accidents and been probably drugged out of his mind that affected his brain function and copism of reality. And as ironic he was part of the Kardashian family too. What an collection of mutants in just one place ... and these mentally ill people are celebrities?! That is just pure insanity to me. But this coming from USA doesn't surprise me too much. Being normal and logical was never number one deal in the ways of life in the US of A ...
@@minmogrovingstrongandhealthydo not forget their starting point for fame as a product "the kardashians": own mother producing and distributing her daughters xxx-films and their biological father being one culprit in the OJ murder case.
about me, about you. about the way our american hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chest. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our heart,maybe below the cockles,maybe in the sub-cockle area,maybe in the liver,maybe in the kidneys maybe even in the colon we don't know.
Georgia Canty-Smith I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanized slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids,and my car. My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested.(Oh no) No way (Uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.(Woah yeah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)! Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.Ranting and raving and carrying on. Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong. Nah! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole. (He's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, ElDorado convertible. Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph,getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag. And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side.And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it you know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?Russia, Germany, Romania. They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square,and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead he's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin (Hey) And Sam Peckinpah (Hey] And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas (Hey, you know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A S S H O L E, everybody! A S S H O L E Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Fung aching tum a fung tum a fling chum Ooh, ooh I'm an asshole and proud of it!
I just realized that he's the guy who played Captain Stacy in the Amazing Spiderman film. I knew he looked familiar. I didn't know this guy was a comedian though. He's really funny, and a much better celebrity than the Kardashians
Happy birthday Denis Leary. UR amazing, seriously!! I love Small Soldiers, The Amazing Spider-Man, all the Ice Age movies and A Bug's Life. May the Peace be with u Denis. From Harlingen Texas. August 18, 1957 August 18, 2021 through August 18, 3021
+Daniel Danielsen just can't make fun of the fact that he turned his ding ding into an exploded hotdog that's been in the microwave too long. well guess you can lol
"I believe that" Ha Conan you always manage to get the balance between goofing off and seriousness exactly right. He might've used material other people came up with, but I'm not sure if I care tbh. Delivery and energy are much more important to a joke in my opinion, an he's got those bases covered.
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that move with the water bottle is an ancient irish warrior tactic to mark territory
He produced a documentary about the Detroit Fire Department. The proceeds of the film went to getting new equipment for the under equipped Detroit FD. The Kardashians didn't 'nuf said.
I absolutely love that story ....including the ending about William Defoe ; I love it when stars/famous people have moments when they are just so normal ....like no red carpet act and they get humbled . It's moments like that that are priceless ....by the way I adore Denis's skit about * coffee flavored coffee * he is amazing !!!! and as for William he was awesome as Elias in Platoon
He (Denis) was stuck for months in the UK after his infant child was born prematurely. The money from the gig he was flown over quickly ran out but luckily he could still do limited engagements. What ultimately ended up happening was a completely improv, spastic performance in Edinburghfrom by a man who thought his kid was going to die. Afterwards, he returned home with his living and healthy child. When he hit the states, he ran with the act. He called it; "No cure for cancer."
For people saying Denis Leary steals all his jokes from Bill Hicks and thinks he's untalented, he acts too. Even if some of his material isn't his own, watch some of the films he's been in like who's the man. You can't say he isn't a great actor.
@@flightofthebumblebee9529 I like Denis Leary but he did get a little over the top with some of his mannerisms at times. Kind of made the joke not as funny. As far as acting, The Ref. "You saw the stop sign, didn't you, Lloyd?" as he is emphasizing each word with the gun barrel grazing Kevin Spacey's nose. That was great!
@@Kaneseb check out his monologue in Suicide Kings where he talks about his alcohilic father before beating a guy half to death with a rotary telephone. Best work of his career by far.
Denis Leary Shows 1. Car Mechanic - Family Guy 2019 2. Denis Leary - The Simpsons 2008 Movies 3. Diego - Ice Age 1, 2 The Meltdown, 3 Dawn Of The Dinosaurs, 4 Continental Drift, 5 Collision Course 2002 - 2006 - 2009 - 2012 - 2016 4. Captain Stacy - The Amazing Spider-Man 1, 2 2012 - 2014 5. Francis - A Bug's Life 1998 6. Gil Mars - Small Soldiers 1998 7. Bill - The Sandlot 1993
He toured with the act when he hit the states. It's not uncommon for comedians to do relevant acts for years at a stretch, perfecting them from performance to performance. By the time the act is even considered to be optioned for filming (unless, perhaps, the filming is self-produced by a superstar - as with Eddie Murphy) it's been performed countless times up one side, and down the other then back around again. No Cure For Cancer was first performed in 1990, it was broadcast around '93.
LOL...This is literally laugh out loud funny. He's a great story teller, such energy. And Willem Defoe haha....I just watched him on 'The Amazing Spiderman', was waiting for him to turn into the Green Goblin the whole time.
1:37 Maybe it's just that I don't watch TV too much anymore, but it just feels like not everyday you hear celebs channel the thoughts and feelings of most regular Americans like that.
so one thing i have learned from leary,CK, and hicks fanboyism is that even if you put aside stolen jokes if your personality happens to match up to someone else by atleast 45% then you have to change yourself 100% cuz god forbid you have persona or onstage persona that relates to someone else... lol the pety shit people bitch about online is amazing... i say they all stole there persona from george carlin if you guys wanna play that game
stole what!? sorry but I don't follow any of them and I remember this guy from a show where he played a fireman! So what joke did he steal!? This one!?
Im not sure what jokes he supposedly stole from bill hicks. Still, people have done worse. He's an hilarious guy, extremely honest, which is rare these days. He deserves to be where he is if you ask me. More than many others!
Ha. He's got the angry self-righteous vibe of Hicks and yeah was influenced by Hicks but in no way is he or anyone even close to the genius of Bill Hicks.
"I just hope they thought it was William Defoe and not me." ROFL.
Scaring the Kardashians? That is something you should never apologize for! Bravo Denis!
They need to be exposed for what they really are, Losers!
Now i'm waiting for an apology from the Kardashians, for being the Kardashians.
+BoomDowg YES! THANK YOU!
What a great story-teller! Even the "Willem Dafoe" at the very end was gold. Thanks!
you know its a rerun when you hear Bruce Jenner
When I read the rerun and Bruce Jenner I thought for a second you were making a pun
Yeah before he decided that he could be trans just to try and stay relevant, and then kill somebody and win woman of the year because he has money 🙃🤙
DISCLAIMER: being trans is a valid identity. Exploiting it for the sake of 5 seconds of fame is not a valid identity.
@@samfisher3575 👌🏼👌🏼
Didn't know who he was and learning about it today all I can say poor man, he must been through a lot in his troubled mind to come out as transgender among other nonsense. He must've lost his mind when he had those accidents and been probably drugged out of his mind that affected his brain function and copism of reality. And as ironic he was part of the Kardashian family too. What an collection of mutants in just one place ... and these mentally ill people are celebrities?! That is just pure insanity to me. But this coming from USA doesn't surprise me too much. Being normal and logical was never number one deal in the ways of life in the US of A ...
@@minmogrovingstrongandhealthydo not forget their starting point for fame as a product "the kardashians": own mother producing and distributing her daughters xxx-films and their biological father being one culprit in the OJ murder case.
he's so right about the kardashians. no talent whatsoever
Love Denis Leary. "Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream".
about me, about you. about the way our american hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chest. About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our heart,maybe below the cockles,maybe in the sub-cockle area,maybe in the liver,maybe in the kidneys maybe even in the colon we don't know.
Georgia Canty-Smith I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanized slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids,and my car. My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested.(Oh no) No way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.(Woah yeah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, while people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)!
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song.Ranting and raving and carrying on. Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong. Nah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole. (He's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, ElDorado convertible. Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph,getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag. And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side.And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it you know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why
Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?Russia, Germany, Romania. They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square,and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?
John Wayne's not dead he's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off you know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15 million times that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin (Hey) And Sam Peckinpah (Hey] And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas (Hey, you know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A S S H O L E, everybody! A S S H O L E
Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung aching tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh
I'm an asshole and proud of it!
@@georgiacanty-smith8327 *sniff* it brings a happy tear to my eye.
We got the bomb
Literally just came here from there
I'd believe it was Willam Dafoe
He is becoming Diego in his sleep. Some extinct version of a sabertooth tiger wakes up when he sleeps
Hey Solidude, didn't expect you to be here
@@JoJovan You probably mistaken me for someone else with the same name. I'm seeing your picture and name the first time.
@@Solidude Nah I'm just a fan of your Yakuza content
@@JoJovan Thank you! Glad you enjoyed a few of my stuff. Yeah I made a few comments here, I'm a very big Conan fan.
Somebody is going to say "Bill Hicks told that same story!"
Doesn't even matter if true or not, that's actually some really great storytelling right there. So just saying, I enjoyed it immensely. :D
+HolySaintBooty oh my god that profile pic
+HolySaintBooty im waiting for someone to claim he stole that story from them.. fucken spare me lol
I will never unsee the denis leary/William Dafoe doppleganger.....Thank you Denis leary.
Those two are related. I can't imagine how hysterically funny the family reunions have to be.
Actually by blood they are not - it's by marriage, but they are not brother-in-laws.
They are distant cousins
At 04:22 Conan actually laughs for real.. Genuin laugh.
I just realized that he's the guy who played Captain Stacy in the Amazing Spiderman film. I knew he looked familiar. I didn't know this guy was a comedian though. He's really funny, and a much better celebrity than the Kardashians
Funny that Conan O’Brien and Denis Leary are related!
Denis, Denis, never ever apologize to the kartrashians. 😂
Happy birthday Denis Leary. UR amazing, seriously!! I love Small Soldiers, The Amazing Spider-Man, all the Ice Age movies and A Bug's Life. May the Peace be with u Denis. From Harlingen Texas. August 18, 1957
August 18, 2021 through August 18, 3021
funny how it was okay to make fun of Bruce Jenner not that long ago and now it isn't
+Chrisander1606 IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY!
+Daniel Danielsen just can't make fun of the fact that he turned his ding ding into an exploded hotdog that's been in the microwave too long. well guess you can lol
yeah everything you say about that guy or girl is offensive they get butt hurt jajajaja
truuue
That's because transgender fruitcakes are protected by American and U.N. law.
"I believe that" Ha Conan you always manage to get the balance between goofing off and seriousness exactly right.
He might've used material other people came up with, but I'm not sure if I care tbh. Delivery and energy are much more important to a joke in my opinion, an he's got those bases covered.
that move with the water bottle is an ancient irish warrior tactic to mark territory
He produced a documentary about the Detroit Fire Department. The proceeds of the film went to getting new equipment for the under equipped Detroit FD. The Kardashians didn't 'nuf said.
Damn straight
I absolutely love that story ....including the ending about William Defoe ; I love it when stars/famous people have moments when they are just so normal ....like no red carpet act and they get humbled . It's moments like that that are priceless ....by the way I adore Denis's skit about * coffee flavored coffee * he is amazing !!!! and as for William he was awesome as Elias in Platoon
Haha I love Denis Leary. It's funny that he's also a sleep Walker. I just hope I never do on a plane
he does look like dafoe
he looks like da-friend.
He (Denis) was stuck for months in the UK after his infant child was born prematurely. The money from the gig he was flown over quickly ran out but luckily he could still do limited engagements. What ultimately ended up happening was a completely improv, spastic performance in Edinburghfrom by a man who thought his kid was going to die. Afterwards, he returned home with his living and healthy child.
When he hit the states, he ran with the act. He called it; "No cure for cancer."
the only thing he should apologize for is not killing them
+domydishes Yes!
He would be doing mankind a favor by killing them
He should apologize for being a joke thief
For people saying Denis Leary steals all his jokes from Bill Hicks and thinks he's untalented, he acts too. Even if some of his material isn't his own, watch some of the films he's been in like who's the man. You can't say he isn't a great actor.
Victoria Anderson
Rescue Me was a great show. So was The Job
He was so good in judgment night
Even if he borrowed from hicks he was waaaay better at delivering the material
@@flightofthebumblebee9529 I like Denis Leary but he did get a little over the top with some of his mannerisms at times. Kind of made the joke not as funny. As far as acting, The Ref. "You saw the stop sign, didn't you, Lloyd?" as he is emphasizing each word with the gun barrel grazing Kevin Spacey's nose. That was great!
@@Kaneseb check out his monologue in Suicide Kings where he talks about his alcohilic father before beating a guy half to death with a rotary telephone. Best work of his career by far.
"Are you on drugs?" ... Dennis: Not now... I used to do drugs, but now its just beer and smokes.
I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time! You guys know the term "knee-slappin' funny"? My knee just went numb.
Denis Leary
Shows
1. Car Mechanic - Family Guy 2019
2. Denis Leary - The Simpsons 2008
Movies
3. Diego - Ice Age 1, 2 The Meltdown, 3 Dawn Of The Dinosaurs, 4 Continental Drift, 5 Collision Course 2002 - 2006 - 2009 - 2012 - 2016
4. Captain Stacy - The Amazing Spider-Man 1, 2 2012 - 2014
5. Francis - A Bug's Life 1998
6. Gil Mars - Small Soldiers 1998
7. Bill - The Sandlot 1993
I'm Irish, and from Texas. So I gotta love the Texan and got to love the Irish guy. I'd go drinking with both if possible.
He toured with the act when he hit the states. It's not uncommon for comedians to do relevant acts for years at a stretch, perfecting them from performance to performance.
By the time the act is even considered to be optioned for filming (unless, perhaps, the filming is self-produced by a superstar - as with Eddie Murphy) it's been performed countless times up one side, and down the other then back around again.
No Cure For Cancer was first performed in 1990, it was broadcast around '93.
Most Dennis Leary has ever made me laugh
LOL...This is literally laugh out loud funny. He's a great story teller, such energy. And Willem Defoe haha....I just watched him on 'The Amazing Spiderman', was waiting for him to turn into the Green Goblin the whole time.
Omg SAME!😍
Great Interview.
Love DL Great talent. Only saw him recently in a special Law and Oder SVU series where he played a bent cop. Really enjoyed his character.
Oh, Dennis Leary. One of my favorite celebrities!
I freaking LOVE Denis Leary.
Interesting that he subconsciously decided to pour the water over himself, it's a good way to wake up lol
this guy is actually funny when he's being himself and not trying to be bill hicks in his standups
such a good story!
I'm in tears. Bruce Jenner in the karate pose.
@Ryan Rose Im gonna try to be polite about this, the ads are not Conans doing, the ads are from UA-cam. They pay UA-cam to advertise...
Tonights I haves justs beens watchings Jimmy fallons alots and justs switcheds to conans.
Conans greats
lmao oh jeez denis is so god damn funny
Lets see him apologize to Bill Hicks for stealing his act
How did he do that
Haha... Bill Hick's jokes are still funny
Do bill hicks fans literally have fuck all else to do other then comment on videos of Denis Leary? Christ
+sgtcallahan96 Nobody likes a joke thief
sgtcallahan96 Hi Leary.
hay at least he is actualy doing something comared to you who has nothing better to do then to make snarky coments on the internet
+sgtcallahan96 Ok Leary.
Willem Dafoe LMFAO he's a classic, I bet they didn't even give him a script for rescue me
you crack me up. you remind me of guys i know from the neighborhood !!! why did they take re-runs of rescue me off tv ? i miss them.
Leary's the kind of guy who should offer lots of apologies to lots of people.
lmfao! I haven't laughed this hard in a while! omfg!
''king kong'' lmfao!!!
AMAZING !! best story ever
1:37
Maybe it's just that I don't watch TV too much anymore, but it just feels like not everyday you hear celebs channel the thoughts and feelings of most regular Americans like that.
I LOVE Dennis Leary!! He so funny, William Dafoe!
Best thumbnail ever
When Conan has to humor his crazy cousin Dennis…
When he gets to the waking up part. Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
+hotdogsvin iT'S THE BEST.....Still great a year later!
that's freaking hilarious!!!
That guy is Diego the sabretooth Tiger from ice age
Hah! Willem Dafoe
"All I thought was that I hope they thought it was Willem Dafoe and not me..."! Hilarious!
lol at the Bruce Jenner comment at about 3:10.
That was a great story. He's really talented.
Tommy! Gavin
that was so freaking funny lmao
it's not sleep walking if a celebrity has it, it's being under mind control.
Mk uktra
i love dennis leary
Damn these two look like they could be brothers 😆😆 both are hilarious
They’re cousins
That is an awesome story! Can't stop laughing.
this guys awsome hahahaha
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
Literally crying right now, I'm laughing so hard.
Dennis you tell it the way that it is.
Hip Hip Hip Hurrayyyyyyyyyyyyy For Denis !! Respect To you Buddy
Never apologize to the Kardashians or Jenners for anything, PERIOD.
1:37 is ironic seeing how Denis Leary is saying this
I wonder how he would act if he was on the plane with Duck Dynasty.
brilliant just brilliant i mean well done sir, like good going. congratulations like i mean.
I freaking love denis leary and this is why.
so one thing i have learned from leary,CK, and hicks fanboyism is that even if you put aside stolen jokes if your personality happens to match up to someone else by atleast 45% then you have to change yourself 100% cuz god forbid you have persona or onstage persona that relates to someone else... lol the pety shit people bitch about online is amazing... i say they all stole there persona from george carlin if you guys wanna play that game
stole what!? sorry but I don't follow any of them and I remember this guy from a show where he played a fireman! So what joke did he steal!? This one!?
***** Indeed
***** agreed
I heard Leary tried to buy Bill's wastebasket after he died. Talentless, soulless ghoul......
You got to love him
Im not sure what jokes he supposedly stole from bill hicks. Still, people have done worse. He's an hilarious guy, extremely honest, which is rare these days. He deserves to be where he is if you ask me. More than many others!
THE REF 2!
I Love This Guy !!!!!
don't apologize ... you are right sir !
ahahahah! Denis is amazing
Hysterical!
I cracked at the Willem Dafoe bit.
This guys my next Halloween costume
how crazy did this also happen to bill hicks
LOL
Lol I see you 😂
Ha. He's got the angry self-righteous vibe of Hicks and yeah was influenced by Hicks but in no way is he or anyone even close to the genius of Bill Hicks.
Way to funny!
the ads have nothing to do with conan. blame youtube for ads.
When did Bill Hicks meet the Kardashians?
***** lol, that's dark
...but lol
I know he still looks as good as ever : )
Bruce Jenner in a karate pose lol
didn't know
They should put Dennis on a Wheaties box.
He does look like Wilhelm Defoe
I wish i had been on that flight