You're on the bench press, feeling pretty good, suddenly the gym goes silent. A pair of ears slowly begin to enter your vision above you, leading to the face of a woman that is clearly starved of any physical affection. She asks "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?" as drool drips onto your face. You only see one escape as you drop the barbell on your neck, ending the nightmare.
I just imagine a 10cm tall Tenma walking up to a 7ft gigachad at the gym, and then kabedoning him in the corner, And as he looks down in horror, he sees Tenma making an ugly face while saliva is dripping from her mouth as she says: "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?"
"They keep approaching me thinking that I'm a high-schooler." Well, the "handsome men" probably think you're a high schooler as well and don't want to go to jail.
2:37 I like the quick escalation here as Tenma tries to convince she has any standards at all. One, three, five dates, and they gotta know each other for an arbitrary time- three months! lol
If you become a VTuber, successfully committing instead of chasing trends alone, chances are that you 100% have social anxiety to some degree. Some are much better than others, and then there's people like Tenma...
So Grandma Fox is a cradle robber, eh? I mean eventually she's going to break down after not having any luck with the gigachads and start taking up those high school boys on their offer.
Not sure if the subtitle mistakes are for comedic purpose, but just in case: 0:19 : "Caress.. the boys!" instead of 'voice' 1:36 and follow ups: "at the Gym!" instead of 'after'
"That never fucking happens! I never get approached by handsome men! I KEEP GETTING APPROACHED BY HIGHSCHOOLERS!" Like, Tenma here is being honest about what she would actually do while the whole "5 dates! 3 months at least!" was more to sound less desprate. But then she realizes what shes actuallly saying. Also, we try and say paying for porn is bad yet legit, 10 USD and you get more from a girl on a porn site then you get from Twitch with 800 USD. Fuck maybe even 5. This isn't a joke. I have seen girls on porn sites do more for 5 USD then not even say a guys name for 1k.
Did she learn nothing from dropping money on that mahjong game?! "WHAT?! It didn't even let me put...my code from the bank! They just took the money straight from my account! Holy shit this is daaangerous."
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx I mean, someone in the VTuber sphere of knowledge, unless you were a gigachad in the field of confidence before entering this sphere of knowledge, it doesn't matter who you are or what your appearance is, there is no hope... Just look at Bao, an eternally lonely 10/10 that can't stop her horni even though she is the opposite of a lewdtuber...
What character would Tenma want cosplayed for her? I've been trying to get into better shape (I pulled my back at the gym the other day) so I can cosplay the characters I like and would love to do one for Tenma. I have about 130 days until an event so I got the time to get it together before then.
Hey at least someone approaches her. Most people are too intimidated to approach me because I look like the Grumpy Cat. I can't help it though, that's just the way my face is lol.
I don't have the body of a twink anymore, but I could use $800. Might need a couple months to get in shape. That's a lot of work to get back to a high school body I had over ten years ago. I could probably make good money on OF if I was in shape though. Need a different job first. No time to workout in this occupation.
Spending over $700 in one session in Game of Dice is something that will forever haunt me. Yeah, it was disposable income for me at the time but still. $700 for some pixels in a gacha game I don't even play anymore was not my proudest moment.
I thought I would have to cosplay this lonely woman. Although I wouldn't mind if I got a cosplay costume and didn't have to make it myself (but I'll think about it)
I will be honest, I would do it for free just to feel that someone desires me. I do not go to the gym for this purpose but for health, but heck I would increase volume and get ripped for this.
Time to hit the gym, grow out my beard, save my head and paint myself gray with a red stripe. Oh and after that I can get paid to cosplay for Tenma. Idk what she’d like tho.
Is Tenma really expecting to get approached at the gym in the wake of all those TikToks of gym thots falsely accusing men of creeping on them? Older guys aren't gonna take any chances because they statistically have a lot more to lose, or are probably already taken. Even then, while her abrasive character might be funny on stream, if that's indicative of how she acts IRL, the sorta guys she's attracted to are probably not gonna wanna stick around for that. Plus, if she's being approached by high schoolers, that probably also suggests the older guys don't wanna risk being mistakingly accused of dating a minor.
yes, I'd put on the banana hammock, oil my ass up, and dehydrate myself for a day to make my muscles pop and maybe get out some dirt or war paint, break out my AR15, and strike my best Arnold Schwarzenegger pose just for Tenma. Alternatively I might just take the Frostmorne replica off the wall and do a He-man or Conan pose. Shit I might just paint myself green and add some furs on just to be a big bad Orc, just for Tenma. 😌 (yes.....I've defiantly thought about this more then once)
Honest to god I never felt so embarrassed sitting my ass down in international cargo waiting to pay the bill for transportation when that god damn ad comes out and just about every old and very tired dude around me was looking at my screen. In one second it went from Warhammer the Horus Heresy and the next is a half naked anime guy getting fondled in the abs… I’m a guy, holding a tablet, for reference…
![Tenma thirsting over viewers while Lumi watches in disbelief [Highlight - Muscle Review]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8yJbC1QDDvw/mqdefault.jpg)
![Tenma thirsting over viewers while Lumi watches in disbelief [Highlight - Muscle Review]](/img/tr.png)
The boys not voice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA pls have patience... i have brain rot :^(
Tenma is the girl version of DSP, 800 in husbandos, DAMN
@@NotTheoCh Should I tell you it's "at the gym" and not "after gym"? :D
@@NotTheoCh The basement is consuming you, Theo.
@@NotTheoCh Too late I'm suing.
when the fox is actually a whale
Whale costume when?
Not even the first fox vtuber to be outed as a whale
Fat fox
I'd call her a leviathan 😂
"Best I can do is a whale hoodie like Shina" - Fish
You're on the bench press, feeling pretty good, suddenly the gym goes silent. A pair of ears slowly begin to enter your vision above you, leading to the face of a woman that is clearly starved of any physical affection. She asks "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?" as drool drips onto your face. You only see one escape as you drop the barbell on your neck, ending the nightmare.
Put more weight on the bar before they find my body bros
I gotchu
@@ffwast The realest comment. The worst nightmare would be dying to low - moderate weight
@@ffwastbruh i'll make sure Eddie Hall ball his eyes out at your funeral
Cardio-Training. Very shameful.@@Siscon92
That “wait” at the end as she starts to realise some things was hilarious
You can see the gears turning and practically hear the lightbulb click on.
Sakana was absolutely right, when he talked about Tenma
Could Tenma be a tsundere?
@@AJarOfYams Just a thirsty christmas cake.
@@Soridan A damn youthful one if she is constantly being approached by high schoolers
>I have standards
>I spent $800 on virtual naked men
It’s one or the other, you can’t have both
Spending 800$ on naked men is the standard
She had no issues cosplaying for Pippa haha
Does that mean they know each other for at least 3 months and…😮
They've known each other for well more than three months.
@@Stuurminatorthat’s not what I’m getting at😅
Pippa is built different
And to add on to what Shuur said, they've had more than 5 collabs, ie; dates, as well.
I just imagine a 10cm tall Tenma walking up to a 7ft gigachad at the gym, and then kabedoning him in the corner, And as he looks down in horror, he sees Tenma making an ugly face while saliva is dripping from her mouth as she says: "Hey handsome, wanna make an easy $800?"
Someone draw this
@@golemmoon6220Prepare the artist summoning ritual!
Fuck I wish that were me
Can't help but visualize it as nekoarc.
"Hey pretty boi"（〃｀ 3′〃）
I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I have a crippling fear of approaching men"
SHE JUST LIKE ME FR FR
HUH 👀
sounds like the average woman tbh
"...after gym"
Let's not forget about that detail. It is *extremely* important.
@@thelostone6099 I think it was meant to be "at the gym" the whole time tbh
The "at the gym" also implies
1-she goes to the gym regularly
2-do so to watch man
Bros, now you know what you must do!
This is how Tenma tricks people into the basement.
Just like poor NotTheo here
I assure you, Tenma, they are just afraid of you as you are of them.
Entirely different reasons though.
*more afraid
@@ffwast, Legal reasons..... why did modern society have to ruin the approach of the opposite sex....
You can see how gears inbside Tenma's head start moving when she tries process "boyfriend" thing and final "Wait" just nails it :D
Rennie has got the arcane ability to calmly and diligently break into Tenma's head and make her short circuit seemingly effortlessly
"They keep approaching me thinking that I'm a high-schooler." Well, the "handsome men" probably think you're a high schooler as well and don't want to go to jail.
IRL lolibaba confirmed
bruh if I was called that I would fucking die for a sec
Hot af
2:37 I like the quick escalation here as Tenma tries to convince she has any standards at all. One, three, five dates, and they gotta know each other for an arbitrary time- three months! lol
"I am never approached by handsome men"
Wait, but men in her plan are also not approached by super models either, it's just some crazy asian child...
So you're trying to get a boyfriend
Tenma: Nonono.... WELL SHIT IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY
NotTheo do cosplay for $800
$800? He'd do it for free.
He doesnt have that much money sadly
This clip perfectly encapsulated why Tenma became a vtuber.
It's the 'tism, ain't it?
I feel that a bit of vtubers do this to get attention because they couldn't do it normally while being outside to socialize.
If you become a VTuber, successfully committing instead of chasing trends alone, chances are that you 100% have social anxiety to some degree. Some are much better than others, and then there's people like Tenma...
2:00 if only we had telepathy to know the crazy thoughts of the girl next to us in the gym
For 800 dollars, I'll cosplay anything...just don't expect it to be good...T_T
I'd already do anything for 5$, 800$ I would sell my soul.
Preach!
For 800$ I'm going to acting classes if needed to make the cosplay good, I'm learning how to make the clothes if you offer that
only if I don't have to pay for the cosplay.
Man, I am out of the loop, I didn’t realize Tenma had so much going outside of streaming and her day job and drinking people under the table.
Tenma only gets approached by high schoolers got me laughing so hard.
Remeber, still not a fujoshima.
The loli baba fox spent more on a boyfriend simulator mobile game in a week than most of us have spent on games in years
$800 to cosplay as old lady to scream and DESTROY FISHMAN WITH THE POWER OF TEN THOUSAND SUN 😏
Man that Tenma has a crush on approaches her
Tenma punches him in confusion
That man never approaches Tenma again
Woman ☕
For 800 you could hire a straight up call boy
It’s nice to know that even Tenma has standards, so dinner and movie first then she’ll cosplay for you…..maybe.
Don't forget the 800 dollars😅
Sister forgot that the Hub is free
Well I am neither handsome nor a high schooler but I would definitely pay Tenma to cosplay as Tenma for a week.
The Fox on a spending spree of love
00:20 Boys, not voice 😋
1:37 At the gym. She's scared of approaching men at the gym.
2:55 Hahahahaha. That stare right up tho. 😅
I won't need to get paid by Mii-chan. I'll do it as a favor for her mom.
So Grandma Fox is a cradle robber, eh? I mean eventually she's going to break down after not having any luck with the gigachads and start taking up those high school boys on their offer.
If only she found the courage to approach us, she might have a legit shot. I even happen to like shortstacks.
2:56 this might be the cutest thing iv ever seen her done, damn lol
Gym motivation comes in the strangest of forms sometimes
Not sure if the subtitle mistakes are for comedic purpose, but just in case:
0:19 : "Caress.. the boys!" instead of 'voice'
1:36 and follow ups: "at the Gym!" instead of 'after'
As a hobby cosplayer, I'm glad Tenma or other girls will hire me in the future for some personal fanservice
Bro the realization at the end, you can almost hear how he she process the whole thing inside that head 😂😂😂
Not only you get to cosplay as Tenma BUT also get to carry around a bag of rocks for snack time
"That never fucking happens! I never get approached by handsome men! I KEEP GETTING APPROACHED BY HIGHSCHOOLERS!"
Like, Tenma here is being honest about what she would actually do while the whole "5 dates! 3 months at least!" was more to sound less desprate.
But then she realizes what shes actuallly saying.
Also, we try and say paying for porn is bad yet legit, 10 USD and you get more from a girl on a porn site then you get from Twitch with 800 USD. Fuck maybe even 5. This isn't a joke. I have seen girls on porn sites do more for 5 USD then not even say a guys name for 1k.
Yes yes I would I don’t care how humiliating or demented it is, I’d do it I need money
A Vtuber falling for a thirst trap. How the turntables
Tenma gets approached "Hey, will you cosplay Tenma for $800"
I'm learning a lot about women from Tenma's streams. Whether it's accurate or not is another matter.
get this cat a handsome man
Did she learn nothing from dropping money on that mahjong game?!
"WHAT?! It didn't even let me put...my code from the bank! They just took the money straight from my account! Holy shit this is daaangerous."
I've actually seen someone cosplaying Tenma at a convention before. I didn't think to take a picture though.
On a scale from Shaggy to Cavil, how buff was he?
@@DarkVeghetta it was a rather tall lady
Meanwhile i cant talk to women at the gym, it really goes both ways huh.
the cold approach is uncomfortable for most people of both sexes
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx I mean, someone in the VTuber sphere of knowledge, unless you were a gigachad in the field of confidence before entering this sphere of knowledge, it doesn't matter who you are or what your appearance is, there is no hope... Just look at Bao, an eternally lonely 10/10 that can't stop her horni even though she is the opposite of a lewdtuber...
“Wait…” 😅
Alright, whose gonna be the sacrifice? Don't be shy.
Not me cus i'm not hitting the gym right now
The next beard review is gonna be wild
Honestly wholesome
Tenma is one of those cursed Asians that look 13 up until they become 60, and then they look like an old hag
If you came to me in the gym and offered me 800$ I wouldn't even ask what the deal is before agreeing to it
800 USD would buy over two YEARS of gym membership where I'm from, so I'd be game.
Tenma is why I will get gains, get yoked, and be fit. 💪
2:32 No, but she'll do it for Pippa for free.
What character would Tenma want cosplayed for her? I've been trying to get into better shape (I pulled my back at the gym the other day) so I can cosplay the characters I like and would love to do one for Tenma. I have about 130 days until an event so I got the time to get it together before then.
Miguel O'Hara, Kratos or Asterion I think
Add Kratos to the list, almost any "dad" buff character would make her go wild.
If you wanna be the guy then depending on your build probably astarion or kratos. God speed lad, we'll be waiting.
Okay boys time to hit the gym. We need to get buff and cosplay for Tenma.
Tenma kind of reminds me of Fenneko from Aggretsuko.
For 800$ I'd even tell people taxation isn't theft
Ah yes. Temcel the Femcel episode.
Hey at least someone approaches her. Most people are too intimidated to approach me because I look like the Grumpy Cat. I can't help it though, that's just the way my face is lol.
you can see her synapses trying to compile a semblance of a though.
I already do so I need to workout more and get a Miguel costume
I love the way you could tell that she looked over to the side and thought about it before she said wait
Tenma is an actually sain vtuber and even she didn't realize it 😅
I don't have the body of a twink anymore, but I could use $800. Might need a couple months to get in shape. That's a lot of work to get back to a high school body I had over ten years ago. I could probably make good money on OF if I was in shape though. Need a different job first. No time to workout in this occupation.
The "yeah.." part gets me everytime looool
So.
1st Step : Get Ripped.
2nd: Get a nice cosplay.
3rd: Contact tenma.
4th: ?????
5th: PROFIT.
step 4 is getting locked in the basement
TFW Tenma is just real life Aggretsuko.
I still can't understand how Tenma can be cute as a jelly, gremlin as faq, sweet and crazy funny all in one whole package what in the FU-
800 hundred dollars?!
WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?
I WOULD ABSOLUTELY COSPLAY AND GIVE MY ALCOHOLIC WAIFU A NICKNAME FOR $800
would
Human population is declining. And this just adding more fuel to the fire and I'm all here for it
So proud of tenma for sinking even further.
2:37 thats a yes if the guy is hot enough.
Spending over $700 in one session in Game of Dice is something that will forever haunt me. Yeah, it was disposable income for me at the time but still. $700 for some pixels in a gacha game I don't even play anymore was not my proudest moment.
An expensive life lesson, but good on you for learning it.
I thought I would have to cosplay this lonely woman. Although I wouldn't mind if I got a cosplay costume and didn't have to make it myself (but I'll think about it)
DOES SHE NOT KNOW THE POWER SHE WIELDS AS 30-MA? HAS SHE FORGOTTEN??
Mii chan is adorable xD
Tenma.. tenma thats just a boyfriend..
0:40 That sentence never preceeds or is preceeded by something good.
so that's why that game has been infesting my ad algo, it was Tenma!
Hmmmm, I see the offer on the table here...
Would... No cap, just, would.
Their collabs are a jam, valheim kept shitting them up but the stream series produced some great moments. And they played some other games.
“So you’re trying to get a boyfriend” was pretty cute LOL what a moment to end on
I will be honest, I would do it for free just to feel that someone desires me. I do not go to the gym for this purpose but for health, but heck I would increase volume and get ripped for this.
Time to hit the gym, grow out my beard, save my head and paint myself gray with a red stripe.
Oh and after that I can get paid to cosplay for Tenma. Idk what she’d like tho.
Dammit it, I just shaved my forearm-long beard two weeks ago! >.>
It'll take me another 2.5 years to grow it back!
my sole motivation of going to the gym (i dont even live in canada, she'll never approach me)
Once i finish my cut i'll accept the offer, need to look good for the goddess
"So as a joke-"
Im so used to seeing this kind of desperation from the boys that its actually hilarious and a breath of fresh air to see this in a woman.
Is Tenma really expecting to get approached at the gym in the wake of all those TikToks of gym thots falsely accusing men of creeping on them? Older guys aren't gonna take any chances because they statistically have a lot more to lose, or are probably already taken.
Even then, while her abrasive character might be funny on stream, if that's indicative of how she acts IRL, the sorta guys she's attracted to are probably not gonna wanna stick around for that.
Plus, if she's being approached by high schoolers, that probably also suggests the older guys don't wanna risk being mistakingly accused of dating a minor.
She wouldn't need to pay me.
yes, I'd put on the banana hammock, oil my ass up, and dehydrate myself for a day to make my muscles pop and maybe get out some dirt or war paint, break out my AR15, and strike my best Arnold Schwarzenegger pose just for Tenma. Alternatively I might just take the Frostmorne replica off the wall and do a He-man or Conan pose. Shit I might just paint myself green and add some furs on just to be a big bad Orc, just for Tenma. 😌
(yes.....I've defiantly thought about this more then once)
I mean 800$ are 800$ 😂💪🏻🤳🏻
Honest to god I never felt so embarrassed sitting my ass down in international cargo waiting to pay the bill for transportation when that god damn ad comes out and just about every old and very tired dude around me was looking at my screen. In one second it went from Warhammer the Horus Heresy and the next is a half naked anime guy getting fondled in the abs… I’m a guy, holding a tablet, for reference…
Hey man $800 is $800 I've done worse things for cheaper I say my dignity is already dead and gone.