@@GamersUniteY2T it’s probably remastered game. I thought the ps5 could only do PS4 games, but in a software update I wouldn’t be surprised if they finally add ps3 support
@Devil Devil, some people enjoy watching Dan, even as an adult. Sometimes you should let go, but here, you don’t have to. If Dan brings good memories from childhood, etc, that’s great. Let them watch it if they want to. Also, I’m sorry if I angered you in any way. Have a good day/night! :)
@Devil Devil It's not weird. People need to stop thinking that you can't do things just because you're an adult. Watching a youtuber that you watched in your childhood as an adult is perfectly fine and not weird in the slightest
Fun Fact: In 29:32 , Dan sees “I am the lord” because he lives in Europe. In North America, it is replaced with “I am the man” since ESRB states that there can be only one lord in america.
@@r_q5227 Sorry if nobody asked me but actually i've tried noodles and brownies. And both of them tastes good. But in my opinion, both of them are good.
I remember finding out about a glitch where you can make the characters swear in Stage 7's multiplayer. I listened to the full song after seeing the glitch and loved it so much I memorized the song.
Its not really a glitch! More so of players getting creative and finding out you can swear in it, you can still do it even on ps2 (trust me, i know from expirience, my mom almost walked in too.), i think this whole joke was popularized from the “chinese” video?
Without Dan's commentary, I would have thought I was having a fever dream. Also did anyone else notice the bear thing running towards PaRappa in the background aggressively at 51:55?
Dan before: you will never see my beard again, this is the most u will get Dan now: *has a beard thicker than what he said he would hv before* But im not judging he looks cool with a beard
@parappa it's a PS1 classic you can play on the PS2 and PS3 as well, made in 1999, it's technically Parappa 1.5, the characters are Katy (Lead Singer), Lammy (Guitarist) and Ma-San (Drummer), you can also play as Parappa in that game as well
1:05:42 “Pizza, burritos, all taste *ootzker”* 1:05:46 “As long as they love as.. *foo- any cool any-“* I’m not sure why but those parts made me die of laughter
Dan: Gets a PS5.
Also Dan: Plays Play Station 2 games on it.
@Ì Âm ĶevìņBB 98 no❤
What else would a gamer do on a backwards compatible console?
Because PS2 GAMES are where it's at, (for now anyway).
@@GamersUniteY2T it’s probably remastered game. I thought the ps5 could only do PS4 games, but in a software update I wouldn’t be surprised if they finally add ps3 support
@@DarkKnight-yd5du He’ll be playing SHAR soon, then.
Dan began form a teen uploading UA-cam to now a dad and yet keeps balance through everything he has been through nice job
Dantdm is a big inspiration he inspired to start UA-cam and I wanna thank him🙏🏿🙏🏿
Dan was my child hood hero and and I’m so happy for him
@Ì Âm ĶevìņBB 98 stop bro just stop
I agree🥺
@Ì Âm ĶevìņBB 98 might as well say it here
No joke, i can see Dan and his son playing this in their spare time.
True
True
True
True
Same
I love how Dan sounded genuinely concerned about the second stage, wondering if he could put it in his video or not
Epic pfp 😎
@@weegeepies3piemario409 Thanks dude B)
@@clipjam754 Np
@@weegeepies3piemario409 very epic
@@weegeepies3piemario409 I agree
We all should've been ready
We all should've been prepared.
We all should've been ready,
For the Dad Beard.
Yup
Wat
Prepared not a prepared
Should we shave it again 👀
XD
"Yo,he's got that CAKE!!"
he's literally a 2D character, he couldn't have less cake
what ab bokuto
70 likes,2 replys,very confusing..
@@marsybarz how is that confusing?
Bunny Bro, you clearly haven’t seen JFK
Same goes for anime girls
Dan was my childhood.
Dan is my Teenagehood.
Dan will be my Adulthood.
but not my coat hood cos that would be weird...XD
@Devil Devil, some people enjoy watching Dan, even as an adult. Sometimes you should let go, but here, you don’t have to. If Dan brings good memories from childhood, etc, that’s great. Let them watch it if they want to. Also, I’m sorry if I angered you in any way. Have a good day/night! :)
Me too
@Devil Devil It's not weird. People need to stop thinking that you can't do things just because you're an adult. Watching a youtuber that you watched in your childhood as an adult is perfectly fine and not weird in the slightest
Same
Dan: “I know all of the Parappa lore”
Also Dan: **doesn’t know unjammer lammy**
um jammer isn't very important
@@KrillGorilla
Now that's just sad xD
@@KrillGorilla damn fam
Gerald
@@KrillGorilla r/wooshed
Dan: it should only take us a few episodes to finish this
*FINISHES THE WHOLE GAME IN THE WHOLE VIDEO*
He gotta get cool, don’t he?
And you gotta beat it multiple times, and get different hats
Well the video is an hour
@@chickenwillie5964 1:22:13 to be exact
@@V1sr.vsp7330 that was not necessary
but so is this so ye
Everyone: gets a ps5 and plays ps5 games
Dan: gets a ps5 and plays a ps2 game
@LocalTems did you not even watch the video....
@LocalTems what did you even say
That’s true unless you’re literally anybody because there are barely any PS5 games out yet so everybody’s mostly stuck playing PS4 games
What did @LocalTems say? They deleted their comment
@@GoogasSpaghetti theres no local tems
"Stricly for adult only"
"Romatic Karate"
That guy:hello kids!
HAHAHAHHAHA
XD
@@yarny4569 aa!aaaa0a0
Yes
I noticed, but still *LOL*
Real ones remember when he accidentally titled this one “I started Raping again…”
WHAT?
Yes💀
AYOOOO
💀
Idk abt you but I was abt to cry in a pillow..
“Strictly for adults only”
“Romantic Karate”
*round starts*
Dan: _starts sweating_
@Ì Âm ĶevìņBB 98 you again
Shut it bot
Talking to both bots here
I thought it said swearing
@@Screamoth he’s not a bot he just wants fricking hate comments so he can get attention
I remember when Dan once said that it's impossible for him to grow a mustache.
Yes
I do too
Broo I remember that
HE LIED
@Isis Bumgarner Same bruh
Remember kids,be sure to ask for consent before doing romantic karate.
😂
LOL
Oof
LMAOOO
LMFAO
I love how you can play these in any order and still know whats happening! Now you should play Um Jammer Lammy!
Dan in his sleep “Cook those burgers.... turn the patty’s over!”
Lol
Lmaooo
@iCheesyChino you have a *_Dorty_* mind
@iCheesyChino I don’t see anything wrong about it...
@@duck508 I'm confused.
51:39 Parappa's dad: *blows the dust off*
Everyone else: *fricking dies*
yes i died laughing at that part lol
COREKT
PS5: We have all the newest ga-
Dan: **PS2ing intensifies**
I boat UH I boat UH
Not funny lel
Realy
NOT FUNNY DID NOT LAUGH
Dan: That guy has a dynamite stick in his head!
Viewers: We can't see because of the FACECAM
WHAT?!
Dan: hopefully I’m more responsible.
Me: dan...you have a child
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! please get that profile picture out of a family friend channel amen
leave
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! you picked the wrong HOUSE FOOL!
@@ceciliadahlen2725 ikr
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! GET OUT
Hearing “turn the patty over”, and “cook those burgers” 10 times makes me think that this game is a fever dream.
Ye
Indeed. Indeed it does
Oh yes
Hold up, the jukebox said it x10 and parappa said it x10, so actually 20 times
*H M M M M M*
“My buns are very toasty”
-DanTDM 2020
9:51
Ik lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:00 This is a start to a restaurant called toasty buns.
"Yeah sir uhh, can I get a toasty bun?"
Dave, you can have it at this new restaurant. Also it's a pretty long story of how we made people throw u- I mean make all the buns.
Fun Fact: In 29:32 , Dan sees “I am the lord” because he lives in Europe. In North America, it is replaced with “I am the man” since ESRB states that there can be only one lord in america.
Well obviously he’s british
Australia*
@@SpiderRhon. WHAT HES NOT AUSTRALIAN 😭
I live half an hour away from the guy and im british 💀
@@guy8371 oh I thought so because he’s british
Parappa: **Isn't stressed**
Radio: CoMe oN PaRaPpA, rElAx.
lol
lol
Lol chain
lol
UHHHHHHH
Imagine waiting for 3 years to finally see Dan play a game about saving the world from noodles by rapping.
Lol
Bro it’s DAN
I would wait 10 years Lol
😂
Wait a minute is that hyuga as your profile pic???
1:05:44 “as long as they got noodles, king of all foods” “aS lOnG AS tHEy LOVe aS maNY cooL MANy”
ngl i fell off my chair while reading this
38:33
0:08
correction: its As LoNg As ThEy LoVe As FoO- AnY CoOl AnY
1:19:48
I remember when the title meant something else lol, good times.
Sus
Sus
lol
"Come on Parappa, relax, it's practice tim-"
"NO! NO. GET AWAY FROM ME."
i died laughing-
Wait a second your profile pic on the right is from shera!
@@stankygoomba2928
yep, it's entrapta! the other one is defoko from utau, they're my favorite characters from both of those things
@@stankygoomba2928 sus imposter im voting for u
stg I’m gonna drop kick that thing I swear
@@clown-jj1lb hello I’m the sus god
Dan a few years ago: I could never grow a beard
Dan now: *big beard*
* small beard *
@@fusionskull9281 yeah
It’s his dad beard
i thought it said bread👁👄👁
@@skrunkley xD
The only quote i remember is "Stop, Chop Break the Door Down"
@@i7mowdx395 cool ima og!
@@i7mowdx395 I remember that
I remember “When I say boom boom boom you say bam bam bam no pause in between, cmon, let’s jam!”
Oh ur breakn in eh
I remember
51:40 WHY WAS THE COUGHING SO AGRESSIVE!?!?
it was just me dont worry
Eminem: there is a disturbance in the force...
@barnydadino why?
@@shannonmastin9610 cos eminem is technically the best rapper and then the joke is that parapa is a better rapper
@@shannonmastin9610 It’s a joke
Yh
@@N4vyisW4vy no
Who remembers when the title had 1 p in rapping
Damn
xd
🤣
NOOOOO
...
Therapist: FOR THE LAST TIME! DAN WITH A BEARD DOES NOT EXIST, HE CAN NEVER HURT YOU IN ANY WAY!
Me: LIAR!
there's a bot reply
@@kaztr ye lets report it
I already reported it
I reported them both
ZioRedEye channel subscribe to
tell me who came from twitter after seeing the rap without the other p by the local man?
Yes
So did the title actually used to say that? Because if so. Whoops lmao
@@scrungles7853 no they used inspect element to make it say that probably
“And for some reason I never played PaRappa the Rapper 2 and that’s a game I never played.”
-Dan 2020
You mean 3020
@@gamezero2113 no u
@@diskdem0n 2020 what’s that, who’s he
I hate 2020 2021 COME ONNN
Dan:that hat looks stupid on him
Oh um no uhh it's great.
*FRENCH THE FRIES*
xD
Fry THe frENch
@@dexrox5764 Breaking News: Fictional character kills over half of the population in France.
@@Newibe LMAO
lol
Dans' setup in 2017: Lights everywhere
Dans' setup in 2020: **Lord of darkness**
True
So true
Lol, this is true
he wants dark mode users to be less threaten
Yes because he don't want to us see his room and see his face better
I’m so happy to hear about dan’s rappist career 🙏😫
You mean rapper? 🥲🥲
Auto correct gonna make this dude look weird
They meant to say that lmaooooooo
@@pinkiebows111 that’s the joke
@@shattersucks6270 yeah I know lol
PaRappa: The only thing that gets me going is the lovely Sunny Funny and her sweet smile... I'll do ANYTHING for her
Me: haha S I M P
My exact thoughts
I didnt mean to call you simp i meant parraper
I thought the same
ZioRedEye channel subscribe to
@@ZioRedEye no
Whenever I feel sad I just say the words "and join team tdm today for daily minecraft videos" and i feel all better. You are my childhood dan
Dan is also my childhood
My childhood too
M e m o r i e s
Same
Dan was my idol since I was 1 ( and he was my idol since I started watching him
Dan in 2018 or so: I will never be able to grow a beard
*dan grows a beard*
Ladies and gentlemen we have reached the impossible
Did you mean gentlemen
@@princeroblox2165 mhm I was typing to fast
Lol
Dan: *and I took that personally*
Only ogs remember when he shaved it
Dan: why are u chopping them
Me: why u kissing your best friend
it's okay they said no homo
Well, you know, It's always cool to kiss the homies
pple:yes its back
me: he finally has a beard
Ikr
I want him to shaveeeee
Lol same
Me: I haven't watched this in a while but I *NEED* to watch this or I will die 😱
''Do we go with brownies? or noodles. I'd be easily convinced to combine the two.''
-DanTDM 2020
what
Noodnies
Brownies is the answer for sure
@@nevergonnagiveyouup1104 Well, i guess we've never tried brownies *and* noodles, but i'm picking brownies too to be safe
@@r_q5227 Sorry if nobody asked me but actually i've tried noodles and brownies. And both of them tastes good. But in my opinion, both of them are good.
Me realizing it’s 1 hour long: *surprised pikachu face*
My god wow
@@Jan_PWL ?
Me too
@@littleethan300 ?
Me too
Thank god that deadly spelling error in the title was fixed.
Edit: Come on how did y’all find this stupid comment?
💀
i bet 5 bucks it said raping
💀💀💀
Bruh
Please dont call me newgen plus i watched him when i was younger, But what was the titile?
Papparappa: I’d do ANYTHING for her.
Sunny funny: *-gives noodles-*
Rapparappa: nope
Lol lul
Lol
Papparappa and rapparappa
marry ur bestfriend man
Him saying papparappa and rapparappa was giving me a hard time understanding his name
Eminem: Rap God
Pewdiepie: Meme God
Davie504: Slap God
Dan: Gaming God
@Ì Âm ĶevìņBB 98 DANGIT I WAS TOO SLOW AND WAS ABOUT TO WARN THIS GUY ABOUT YOU
@@imdumb994 sr pelo: annoying screams god
You dare call Eminem the rap god when Parrapa the rapper is litterally right there?
Dani: Milk God
@@kirbyinamicrowave9068 very true
My therapist: Rapper Dan doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
Rapper Dan:
Lol
:/
Lol
Look back 3 years ago xD
@@LazertheDumb0 fortnite is better
I remember finding out about a glitch where you can make the characters swear in Stage 7's multiplayer. I listened to the full song after seeing the glitch and loved it so much I memorized the song.
Its not really a glitch! More so of players getting creative and finding out you can swear in it, you can still do it even on ps2 (trust me, i know from expirience, my mom almost walked in too.), i think this whole joke was popularized from the “chinese” video?
@@Sunnfloweropposum yes that was popularized from Chinese! That's where I found it out from ^^
@@GeoGoofyGal yeah! That video is what introduced me to the Parappa series lol
Parappa: *leaves door open*
Literally everyone else: time to head inside
@Camakkao Mackroaploa me too
@F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! that name is not appropriate for me who is an 8 year old
One person: Just walking by
That one person watching TV: *presses TV remote button uncontrollably*
@@SmilesAnim its a bot i think its on alot of comments its dumb
Parappa : ill do ANYTHING for her!
**Parappa The Simp**
LOL he do be simping
Correc
LOL!!!!!!
Lolll
And yet he won't eat sunny's noodles
“That’s got to be the best rapper ever!”
“So it would seem...”
Oh
Oh
👁💋👁
Early gang
DON DON DON DON DON DA DA DON DON DADA DON
Without Dan's commentary, I would have thought I was having a fever dream.
Also did anyone else notice the bear thing running towards PaRappa in the background aggressively at 51:55?
"Come back here flint Lockwood" ahh run 💀
My class every time when someone farts 51:40
Edit: still makes me laugh xD
How old are you? 5
@@haydenrohloff6683 hit this guy with mr game and watches nine and get him out of here
You didn’t Ben edit the comment
So true
Dan forever, even when he's even more mature than before, he's the best. His son will live to be the next greatest youtuber of all timeee
ZioRedEye channel subscribe.
Wot
Idk if it'll be youtuber but hopefully he's amazing in whatever he does
assuming his son becomes a UA-camr, of course
ya he is
Dan before: you will never see my beard again, this is the most u will get
Dan now: *has a beard thicker than what he said he would hv before*
But im not judging he looks cool with a beard
Cus he’s a dad now 😉
LOL
Mr beard man is my fav carracter
Mr raper is a simp
@@clickbait6646 uhh... 20 million times
19:34
"I'm a taxpayer, Need a good lawyer."
Dan’s bringing back all the classics the only other one we need is tomadatci life
Bro that’s what I was thinking too
Bruh what about Miitopia, I love that game finished it twice lol, I cannot play it unfortunately cause my 3ds is broken
Yeah miitopia was pretty good too
True
Petition to bring it back!!
Dan: Starts playing Parrappa the rapper again
Me: The return of the king
Finally, i have found a comment that isnt a bot
YEEEESSSS!
Lol true
The return i loved when he played the original
🎊✅🎉🥳✔☑🎊🥳🎉✔🎉✅✔☑🎊🥳🎉🎉✅🎉🥳🎊🎊🥳🎉☑✔✅✔✅🎊✔🥳🎊🥳🎉✅✔🥳🎊🥳🎉✅✔🎊🥳🎊🥳🎉🥳🎊☑🎊✅✔🎊🎊🎉🥳✔✅🎉✅🎉🎊🥳🎊🥳🎊✅✔🥳🎉🥳✔🎊☑🎊🥳🎊✅🎉
Graphics: horrible
How DanTDM makes it feel: godly
@Randy Herbert same
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6250 You make me uncomfortable (your channel name)
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6250 Get out, this is a family friendly channel
frick you it's actually godly
@@wyzktch_vods i know
Why has he not done Um Jammer Lammy yet? It's basically Parappa but guitar and stranger.
@parappa the rapper it's not
@parappa it's a PS1 classic you can play on the PS2 and PS3 as well, made in 1999, it's technically Parappa 1.5, the characters are Katy (Lead Singer), Lammy (Guitarist) and Ma-San (Drummer), you can also play as Parappa in that game as well
Watching how everybody walks is giving me physical pain
Who remembers when DanTDM dog died🤣🤣 that made me laugh so hard lmfao🤣
@@Demonickz me to
@@Demonickz you laughed because a dog died grow a heart
@@Demonickz Dude That's Not Funny
@@Demonickz Yes that was so funny lol! Btw he was tasty...
Jk lol i am not hating on dan i cried very hard when his dog died. RIP Ellie.
The real fans still waiting for : Hey guys Dan here from THE DIAMOND MINECART Where today we are playing....
The nostalgia
NGHJNBGHBVFXCVGHB this makes me fell so ollllllld
I remember that, i feel so old now T-T
🥺
When dans house was on fire you gotta remember that
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even Dan:
Guy: *mY bUnS aRe vErY tOaStEd*
i loved it when i herd dat
O_O
*toasty
BBM : Toast The Buns!
also BBM : *M*y BU*nS* A*r*E VE*r*y TO*as*ty
Toady Oh lol
“he’s got that cake” ITS A CHILD DAN
1:05:42
“Pizza, burritos, all taste *ootzker”*
1:05:46
“As long as they love as.. *foo- any cool any-“*
I’m not sure why but those parts made me die of laughter
Who remembers when DanTDM dog died🤣🤣 that made me laugh so hard lmfao🤣
@@Demonickz get out of here u dead fortnight channel
@@Demonickz that’s just mean
@@omega2209 Not dead he or she has more subs lol
"why do we chop?"
-dantdm
Random guy: Tries to eat bat soup
China the next month: 51:41
LOL PLSS
therapist: Seizure Parappa isn’t real, it cant hurt you.
seizure parappa:
🤣🤣🤣
???
the way dan's brain works is so unpredictable even dan himself can't predict how it works
"Top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to diss".
STOLEN
Lol
@PixelatedNebula does it really matter?
PaRappa is number one
*Welcome to watch mojo, and today we have-*
16:52 he dabs and dan surprisingly doesn't realize.
Yes
Stop.
@@AnUnconventionalBox 16:52 he dabbed
He didn’t dab stupid
he dabed in ujl too
Parappa: exists
Radio: RElAxx man
ur vids make me laugh xD
Is It Just Me Or Is Dan Playing A Kids Game, HMMMMMMMMMMM
4 years and I’m watching Dan again… and I’m not disappointed
“We have music at home”
Music at home:
The meme is supposed to have a bad version of what you asked
*I am asking for an explanation here *
😂
@@kevinsworldK.w69 same here
@@iiMomoTwc Splish Slpash the opinion is trash
@@kevinsworldK.w69 bruh
Dan: *hasn’t played parappa for 3 years*
Also dan: the way they walk is so stupid
I mean he haven't played it 3 YEARS
Dan 201-
@@Levelplane80 2017
Dantdm 2020
:O
Who else thinks he should play this with his brother.
This cracked me up.
This better be a joke lol
Dan has a brother yknow,
No no no lol
I know this is a joke, But what brother are you talking about?
"I wonder when we get to meet this guy"
Bruh thats Captain Fussenpepper
3:57 when he said “let’s press start,” a lot of nostalgic vibes rolling in for me.
no one:
not even me:
not even dan:
Parappa when a rap starts: *I KNOW, I GOTTA BELIEVE*
*YEEHHHH*
*NO I HAVE TO BELIEVE*
Old Dan at the Background: UA-cam Light Theme
New Dan at The Background : UA-cam Dark Them
UA-cam dark them.
THEM
He gone Dark now
He went: Brrrrr
Now the game is 22 years old. Damn time goes by
I swear, everytime Dan's beard grows, he gets a little insane
He’s slowly getting insane during quarantine
I hope he keeps his sanity balanced
Hes playing games about saving the world from noodles by rapping what do you expect
@F Ù С Ķ • М Е ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! I summon you to hell
@@iwantsexseemyvideo890 you going to brazil
I love how literally everyone is better at rapping then Parappa
Blasphemy
@Ì Âm ĶevìņBB 98 I seen you on other vids go away
Wdym par apps is best
@Jonah Tailor thx
nobody:
me who hasn't watched dantdm since the diamond mine cart: oh his hair isn't blue
can relate mate
Dayum you haven't watched him for that long?
10/10 humour
Cannot relate
me either it's been 2 years since i've seen one of his videos
Level randomizer:
At this minute the level starts but its random.
45:16
Only OGs will remember,
“We~ are never ever, ever, ever~, going to the nether!”
bruh its worse now lol.
🤣
We are also never going to earth now. That place has 2020
I REMEMBER THAT PARADY!
we let dan down, we got to the nether....
The tv: *a tick dies*
Everyone: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Me:
wait i didnt catch that what-
Uhhhh
@@shadow_9x it's the humor nowadays that's based on that tick dying
Ratings on Imdb: 76%
8 reviews
6: Funny af
1: Too scary
1: Is not adult
I don’t get it, it just dies and they think it’s very funny!
Parappa: since then for breakfast,lunch and dinner I’m eating noodles...
Naruto: *Are you challenging me?*
Ohhhhhhhhhh
He gonna shadow clone jutsu and eat all the noodles
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He going rasengan
Think: 😐
44:49
Imagine hating someone's new haircut so much that you just cease all brain function on the spot.
12:59
Dan looked at the camera knowing FULL WELL what that meant.
HES GROWING A BEARD BEING A DAD IS GETTING TO HIM LMAO
Anything goes, even C H I N E S E
I remember that video lol
@The Blocky’s weeb*
@The Blocky’s mexico
@The Blocky’s scilence block boy
Chinese Chinese Chinese Chinese
Some of the characters that you didn't recognize in this game are in a game that you skipped in the Parappa series called Um Jammer Lammy.
Parappa:kisses friend
Dan:just doesn’t care
You can tell how much more tired dan is now that he’s a dad
1:04:30 Dan’s face tells us he’s thinking about something other than noodles...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I cant breathe
"Im not if this this
Uhhh"
I was just looking for a timestamp to lvl 7 lmao
I love that
Dan when he hits a mini onion: That was an accident! But YuB: CHILD PUNCH