Criminals in Crimewatch episodes from the 90s, and even early 2000s: "We scaled the walls of HDBs and climbed into people's windows to rob them. We also committed gruesome murders, ran drug empires, and kidnapped people for ransom." Criminals in Crimewatch now: "We can't commit a successful robbery even with a fake bomb. Our plans to rob some women with an umbrella also failed horribly."
My mum and neighbours around my flat sweeps and washes the corridor space in-front of our house with pails of water as well. It's not that uncommon. =D
as someone who has multiple pet dogs rosy is really saying a huge "fk you" by pulling the cop along with the leash through leading way in front of him instead of sniffing out the area... serves you right mate, you shouldnt have shoved her face into the bag :(
i think he meant WHO THE FUCK CLEANS THE STAIRWELL LIKE WTF??? AUNTIE MEI HUA I KNOW YOU HAVE DEMENTIA AND YOU CAN ONLY REMEMBER WHEN YOU WORKED AS A OFFICE CLEANER BUT AUNTIE
You really never lived with friendly and considerate neighbours... cause there are such nice neighbours/aunties who like to keep the common corridors where they and their neighbours stay clean, on top of the cleaners who clean and wash regularly.
hey sushi thanks for making ur vids, they rly lift my mood and make my day better. my girlfriend recently broke up with me and my closest friend left me, ur vids rly make my day a lot better so thx and I hope u keep ur vids coming
Might cause the bomb to explode though in the first place bombs generally weigh heavier. There is no way that guy could have flinged it that way. As soon as he flinged it the bomb would have exploded.
Whats hilarious about all these episodes is how theres always some passerby that calls about some random bag in the void deck or smth. Truth is no one ever calls the police for "trivia" stuff like these, we just leave the bag there and let it be.
thanks for ft. Señor IO Tay Kwang Wee. Just dropping by to let you know he's a fan. Not many people can empathise with what we had to go through to clean up aunty Mei Hua's mess.
LOL When i Was Stationed at TCP, I was actually handed a Look Out Message for this guy. And my colleagues and i were like, WTF wears a pink turban to a robbery ? Speaking about standing out.
Swing batman's utility belt, it explodes, wadahek I lyk that shit too.. Actually did anyone also notice it was not a real bomb because you would not be able to swing it like that, real bombs are heavier. Wadahek everyone does not knw sheyt.
@@Furry_Lord brah, it was a joke. ._. Although, it is quite informative to know that a real life bomb is heavier. But it's funnier to shape things into a cartoon effect than making it sound like a mandatory fact that everyone should know :o
Best quote is still”we kick him,we punch him”
True 🤣
also Melvin is no name for a gang member!
Or meowwwwvin
no its "meowwwwwwwwwwwvin,MEOWVIN IS NO NAME FOR A GANG MEMBER!"
P O W E R
I can't begin to imagine how expensive the batma- I mean bomb must be. It has like 6 AA batteries.
Now thats rare
that moment when the shop assistant could have just removed the batteries instead of throwing the bomb out :V
Energizer some more
@@battleship1263 ¹¹
wah rich guy to have good batteries
Criminals in Crimewatch episodes from the 90s, and even early 2000s: "We scaled the walls of HDBs and climbed into people's windows to rob them. We also committed gruesome murders, ran drug empires, and kidnapped people for ransom."
Criminals in Crimewatch now: "We can't commit a successful robbery even with a fake bomb. Our plans to rob some women with an umbrella also failed horribly."
The woman was too stunned to speak
Are the old ones available on YT?
I actually watched this before you did and was laughing my ass off
Same
Now I finished watching and I am lmfaooooo 🤣🤣🤣
i watched it and i was like
"top tier acting here"
lol
SAMEE I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS 6 NOW IM 12 LAST TIME I WATCHED IT I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPENSEFUL NOW IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF LOL
I lost it when he said "Senor Officer".
OMG! Same as you! I laugh my balls off! 🤣
Most probably, binge watching Narcos. 😂
Senõr I here! Wat u want me do- oh god a murder
4:52
I was shock and had to fact check in the comments last time when I watched this, "WAIT, AIN'T THAT DAS FROM NOC?!"
Yup it is
samee
What makes it funnier is that they cant even tie a proper turban😂
exactly HAHAHAHHAA
@@parepurrana4007 ikr, all over the place
Sushii : “call the psychiatrist for the auntie that is sweeping the corridor”
Me looking at mom who sweeps the corridor every morning:
👁👄👁
My neighbour does that too ^~^
@@cripx149CLEANLINESS IS IMPORTANT! ;D
My mum and neighbours around my flat sweeps and washes the corridor space in-front of our house with pails of water as well. It's not that uncommon. =D
finally some good local content
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hi zep and hi zepjeff
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Ikr
oh my- i thought u were fake for once HAHAHA
Isn't the robber Das from NOC🤣
Ikr
Can't believe he went the wrong turn
Yes lol
Imagine isabelle was main character in crimewatch
@@WASIURPA oof
Sushi is right, Crime Watch has the weirdest sense of placing actors doing weird stuff like sweeping the hdb corridor
The heist bomb guy, end up joining NOC 😂
he joined NOC 2 years ago then made this crime scene reenactment
The episode was literally after he joined NOC
Lmao
Omg- i legit that it is das. Apparently he is 💀
He never age though!
Lol crime watch needs to maintain their standards for sushii to roast them almost every episode 😂
Crime watch is from Singapore. What do you expect?
Lmao the "gun" is like something a p3 kid would use for a class play.
3:30 how the bomb suppose to blow up when the battery is not even put in properly😂
and thus i present to you. Its one of my favourite shows! YESSS, its crimewatch babyYyYyYyYyYyY
as someone who has multiple pet dogs rosy is really saying a huge "fk you" by pulling the cop along with the leash through leading way in front of him instead of sniffing out the area...
serves you right mate, you shouldnt have shoved her face into the bag :(
Its hilarious af lmfaooo that scene 🤣🤣🤣
My mum does clean outside my hdb corridor 😂 legit
My neighbour also & even wash with water
My parents did too, Sushi is ignorant lol
i think he meant WHO THE FUCK CLEANS THE STAIRWELL LIKE WTF??? AUNTIE MEI HUA I KNOW YOU HAVE DEMENTIA AND YOU CAN ONLY REMEMBER WHEN YOU WORKED AS A OFFICE CLEANER BUT AUNTIE
My neighbour has a very long extension cord that he uses to drag outside so he can vacuum clean....
@r3n zuk0 she is right next to the stairs so yes, she did sweep the stairs.
You really never lived with friendly and considerate neighbours... cause there are such nice neighbours/aunties who like to keep the common corridors where they and their neighbours stay clean, on top of the cleaners who clean and wash regularly.
i imagine that the person behind the counter would be laughing cos he is literally robbing a bank with a machete that has a literal shield around it
Happened in real life.. I wouldnt be surprised
Actually he's quite clever, only if he changed his voice, and shaved that beard after the crime,would have been the perfect crime.
nope , not smart, nobody wear a pink turban to rob a bank
@@pabloemilioescobargaviria9914 it’s actually less suspicious if he wants to blend in
It is actually not less suspicious when he wears a pink turban. Especially if he is that kind that gets nervous so easily.
I like how right when the police man grabs the dog's mouth, a valorant ad of phoenix points a gun in the direction of the police man
The fact that they screamed louder when he pulled out the knife compared to when he pulled out the gun XDDD
I laughed so hard at the aunt Mei Hua part lol
hey sushi thanks for making ur vids, they rly lift my mood and make my day better. my girlfriend recently broke up with me and my closest friend left me, ur vids rly make my day a lot better so thx and I hope u keep ur vids coming
LMAOOOOOO
3:30 why throw the thing into a park with multiple cars outside when you can just take out the Energizer AA batteries 💀💀💀
siao
Might cause the bomb to explode though in the first place bombs generally weigh heavier. There is no way that guy could have flinged it that way. As soon as he flinged it the bomb would have exploded.
That robber won the star awards... so proud of how far he has come after being released from prison
Whats hilarious about all these episodes is how theres always some passerby that calls about some random bag in the void deck or smth. Truth is no one ever calls the police for "trivia" stuff like these, we just leave the bag there and let it be.
This episode featuring the famous Das is already released at least.6 months ago
I mean he did review a charity scam crime watch that was 6 years ago so it doesn't really matter :P
thanks for ft. Señor IO Tay Kwang Wee. Just dropping by to let you know he's a fan. Not many people can empathise with what we had to go through to clean up aunty Mei Hua's mess.
"who tf sweep outside the corridor" My mom. Like no cap. My mother.
LOL When i Was Stationed at TCP, I was actually handed a Look Out Message for this guy. And my colleagues and i were like, WTF wears a pink turban to a robbery ? Speaking about standing out.
"Is your face on your scalp?" wtf rofl 😂
"kwan yiii fuck off mann" pure loled
This guy never fails to make me laugh
been waiting for new video to come out 😌‼️your video legit make me smile
0:34 you should've continued and say BABBBBYYYYETTTT
"Who the fuck sweeps out to the corridor?"
My mother who mops the corridor once every few years:
Robber: "Well, Superman pulled it off with a pair of specs. I'm sure a turban can do a better job!"
LMAO when they force the dog to smell the turban a Foodpanda ad played
"What is he doing with batman's utility belt?" I died 😂😂
watched this while eating and nearly chocked on my food laughing!! 😂😂😂😂
This guy probably get his inspiration of bomb making from 5-minute crafts
Omg I actually watched this on toggle and I was like "Hmm, what is sushii reacted to this?" and it actually happened lol
Dad come home Sneaky Sushi posted
He went to buy u milk whenever ur age was years ago
Imagine auntie MEI HUA watch this video... She will be like“ oh noooo! I forgot the trash downstairs lemme go down and take it”
The lord posted again
6:00 Kesian the doggie
4:52
i just had the worse panick attack I've ever had and this made me laugh thank you
0:30 best opening ever
Gang leader sushii has put out another recruitment video :D
"BaAaAhAh GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY"KILLED ME BRO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Lucky he is in Singapore. He say like that in many other countries he would have died in some unknown street then dumped in a garbage bin.
Sushi gor gor's voice is so soothing
Actually, my neighbour does sweep the hdb corridor. Legit
my siao neighbour also anyhow mop the floor ah, then the floor wet af. so pissed at her
The part when he said "f*ck you comfort taxi" I can't stop laughing 😂😂
i genuinely wanna know who edits his videos because its god tier just like twomad's
😭Sneaky🍣🍣 got messed up too "Seño" officer 😆🤣🤣 5555555
Wow the first time sneaky sushii and NOC collabed
THAT 5 HEAD IS BACK TO SAVE US
the robber got star award
Lol I watched this episode in school during math class with our teacher
crime suppose to teach us something. But here sushii start become a comedian, i cant stop laughing XD
WOW WTF, they legit set out the K9 unit and close off right next to a Neighborhood Police Post
In the first place why did they need a k9 for a guy wearing a pink turban that made a fake bomb...
3:54 “Ay Fuck You Comfort Taxi”Sneaky Sushi Poem 2024
OMG this guyy,, Awesome work bro.. Laughing like anything.
swing batman's utility belt, wadahek, i lyk that shit.. Actually did anyone notice the battery is out? but it's still beeping. Well doneeee
Lol
Swing batman's utility belt, it explodes, wadahek I lyk that shit too.. Actually did anyone also notice it was not a real bomb because you would not be able to swing it like that, real bombs are heavier. Wadahek everyone does not knw sheyt.
@@Furry_Lord brah, it was a joke. ._.
Although, it is quite informative to know that a real life bomb is heavier. But it's funnier to shape things into a cartoon effect than making it sound like a mandatory fact that everyone should know :o
I was laughing so hard when the dog's face got shoved in the plastic bag.. Poor doggy but still
Special guest: Das from NOC!
That what I wanted to say lol
@@eldenlee3102 Welp,I took the words right out of your mouth
YES IM HERE WATCHING ON 11:13 SG TIMINGGG
The actor Das was in crimewatch...didnt expected that
9:55 made me laugh. But nonetheless, this video is still entertaining =)
Karens after watching this : *goes into a mall without a face mask while wearing a smelly pink turban*
@r3n zuk0 because it ✨covers their face and identity✨
@r3n zuk0 didju watch the video
Corrupted_C00K13 》 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
im halfway through my literature homework man😭😭😭
This is the kind of acting talent that NOC would hire. As a matter of fact the Indian guy is from NOC lol.
These vids just keeps getting better 👌
Taxi cabs: **exists**
That Jeweler: **Instantly yeets the bomb**
He get arrested for 3 years for attempted robbery with such a idiotic way. Cmon give this man a break lmao someone like get him some help he needs.
Sushii wearing cap indoor
GAE MOMENT
What's up wif the guy throwing the bomb
I PRESENT YOU, IM EARLY!!! ITS BEEN A YEAR LMAO-
7 minutes and there's alread a dislike
Reveal yourself sinner or you shall be robbed with an umbrella
reminds me of that episode of spongebob where spongebob tries to rob a bank
poor Rosy :(
And Auntie Mei Hua
Also is that Das??
Sneaky even my teacher watches your amazing content XD
he thought turban can cover his face.. he got voldemort behind his head ah
There is a armed robber
Later…
We suspect he is armed
Batman's utility belt? 😂😂😂
‘‘giMmE yOuR mOneY!¡! fAsteR!¡’’
-Robber, 2021
Sushi made a 2020 Rewind
bro when the toss the battery is out already hahahahaha
Batteries for weeks and he used it for a fake bomb that is just super fanciful red blinky lights. #wasted #gonecase
So much money for batteries and wires and a batman utility belt but don't want to spend money to buy himself a meal.
Aunty Mei Hua be like when the senõ- I mean Senior officers were stepping on the floor: YO GET THE f- OUTTA HERE
Jun Xiong wants to know this guy's location
THE FACT THAT THE MAIN ACTOR IS WORKING FOR NOC NOW HELPPP
ik who disliked this video. its sushii himself cos he knows his fans love this video and he doesnt want a video with no dislikes
The impact of throwing the bomb will make the bomb explode.
dood is finally back
Wewww sushii kor kor is hereeee
Yah ikr
Pls help me I'm lonely
tf das in crime watch
Who?
Hi I’m early and saw that episode already yay that rhymes like my crimes:) anyways NICE CONTENT MR SNEAKY SUSHI!
3:41 korkor lives in yishun and talks about dead cat oof
6:43-7:00
Me: Flashbacks to Sherlock s4 e1