The Tale of Michael Malloy

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  • Опубліковано 8 лис 2024

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  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Рік тому +126

    Chad was right, this guy had the potential to make those guys a fortune from the pure spectacle of his obvious talent. Talk about a "wasted" opportunity.

    • @doomjuice.1652
      @doomjuice.1652 8 місяців тому +1

      He probably had a mutation in his genes

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 4 місяці тому +3

      @@doomjuice.1652 Nah just life long alcoholism. You build up a tolerance, and the wood alcohol thing is most likely explained by him drinking more than just at this place. Ethanol is the antidote to methanol poisoning. Antifreeze is kinda the same, your body will metabolize the alcohol first, sardines probably that he just used to eating spoiled food.

  • @MistaOppritunity
    @MistaOppritunity Рік тому +16

    I think my favorite analogy is that this was an old timey episode of it's always sunny in Philadelphia. The gang is huddled around the bar and danny says, "we'll hit him with a car. There's no way he'll survive getting hit by a car."

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Рік тому +85

    I don’t remember the exact reason, but I remember hearing a pretty sound explanation of why the pure Methanol probably didn’t do much to him. I think it had something to do with the other stuff he was eating and drinking that basically chemically negated the alcohol. I’ll edit my comment if I find the proper explanation, or feel free to reply if anybody knows what I’m talking about.
    Still can’t fathom how eating fucking carpet tacs didn’t shred his stomach lining open
    Edit: as far as I can tell, experts believed that the antifreeze they fed Malloy mixed with and chemically neutralized the pure methanol in his stomach. Two incredibly harsh poisons literally cancelled each other out 😂
    It might have also been because he was drinking so much other alcohol throughout the day that the methanol just couldn’t be absorbed by his body and just passed right through him

    • @Tony2-Dirty
      @Tony2-Dirty Рік тому +28

      I also heard the reason running him over didn’t work was because there was a good amount of snow on the streets, he just sunk into it and was protected from a majority of the damage.

    • @poochyenajones1362
      @poochyenajones1362 Рік тому +24

      I agree there probably were a lot of instances of constant luck streak, but the old man still had a fortitude of steel moose.

    • @Tony2-Dirty
      @Tony2-Dirty Рік тому +8

      @@poochyenajones1362 to paraphrase Chiseled Adonis “He’s like El Chapo in a game of Escape the Room, he can’t be beat.”

    • @RafaelBenedicto
      @RafaelBenedicto Рік тому +11

      Ethanol (your regular booze alcohol) cancels out the effects of methanol. Basically, if you happen to accidently ingest methanol, all you gotta do is crack open a bottle of whisky and get drunk.

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Рік тому +11

      @@poochyenajones1362 absolutely, that’s what I mean. You can explain away a couple of the attempts’ failures by luck and logic, but Malloy really was a unit.

  • @celticcomradelad1850
    @celticcomradelad1850 Рік тому +36

    Growing up in a relatively rough part of Dublin, Ireland I knew a million Michael Malloys lol

    • @edim108
      @edim108 Рік тому +8

      Growing up in Eastern Europe, same. No one would pay to see someone drink that much when you can go to the nearest convenience store and watch for free 😂

    • @danilapolesciuk4316
      @danilapolesciuk4316 Рік тому +4

      ​@@edim108fucking hell that's way too accurate for here in Klaipėda

  • @Misto_deVito6009
    @Misto_deVito6009 Рік тому +28

    Michael got the last laugh at the end

    • @tomas.a1356
      @tomas.a1356 Рік тому

      Micheal got the breadcrumbs in the end

  • @bindingofash1824
    @bindingofash1824 Рік тому +7

    Unfortunately the drinking contest approach was hard,this was the prohibition after all

  • @fantasy873
    @fantasy873 Рік тому +8

    Talk about being God's favorite!

  • @bennu547
    @bennu547 Рік тому +5

    No the mistake they made was thinking they can kill and Irish man by getting him drunk enough

  • @arismckinley2130
    @arismckinley2130 Рік тому +14

    I can’t remember which one it was but one of the men had a wife and child….so I don’t feel bad for him but I feel bad for the wife and child

  • @emeraldkoala2
    @emeraldkoala2 Рік тому

    Another good Sam O'Nella video is his "Origins Of Phrases" one.

  • @randybradberry6183
    @randybradberry6183 Рік тому +3

    W drip on Chad

  • @oktober4803
    @oktober4803 Рік тому

    That's a badass shirt, bro. I love Cheech and Chong

  • @garlandfraley734
    @garlandfraley734 Рік тому +2

    Moral of the story insurance money is hard to get 😅. I can't believe the guy really lived through this ....I think he is a ghost.....already

  • @SootyPhoenix
    @SootyPhoenix 7 місяців тому +1

    Lvl 99 HP

  • @sonicboomers122
    @sonicboomers122 Рік тому +4

    Count dankula did a full episode on him. But any dont you think it is a bit strange they were sentenced for one murder? Cause it was not one murder these three asshole have been running that life insurance scam for years their victim before Malloy was a young woman.

  • @dandychiggins7240
    @dandychiggins7240 Рік тому +4

    I love her reactions, so girly and moody and thick reactions ❤️