I recently dreamt that there were a lot of people at my parents’ house. It was pouring rain, but there was something in the backyard that gathered a small group. The weather changed to a sandstorm and the dream cut to various points of the house while someone shouted “Sandstorm” three times before being cut off while shouting the fourth. Then I was at the front of the house and about to ring the doorbell when I saw someone I knew in the window, but they looked like the Redeads in the N64 Zelda games. I foolishly opened the door and I woke up.
As a resident of the Phoenix area, I can say that the lack of humidity does make the weather a lot more tolerable. Only real bad time is during the monsoon season
This was in 4th grade. I once had a dream where I was Timmy turner, and I was in jail for some reason. After I blew up the jail Jorgen (the buff fairy guy) tried to catch me and my only escape was this portal I found, so I jumped into it. This led to a strange world where all the people were aliens who were named Denise, so every time I tried talking to one all of them would respond. Soon after my arrival I was told that the portal won’t stay open for long and if I want to leave I have to soon or else I’d be stuck there forever. After I got back through the portal, and I got back home the “story” of my dream was concluded, but after that there were end credits and those credits weren’t even in English or any other language I’d be able to recognize.
I had a dream of nothing but ever-changing abstract black and white background and angry yelling when I was young. I remember being somewhat terrified and waking up at ass-o-clock. It didn't make any sense until I found out that I've lived my entire life with oversensitive hearing.
I had a dream about new Pokémon games. The trainers were real life people, and the game covers were similar to the concept of Pokémon Black & White. I don’t remember the black version one, but the white one was called Pokémon Ehyllis Version. Both covers were glittering. It was strange.
One time I had a dream that I was Isabelle from animal crossing and that I was working at Starbucks. It was weird because everybody else was human. It gets even weirder because Danny and arin from game grumps ordered coffee and than started making coffee related pick up lines towards me than after that the fbi Blew up a wall in the store and said “WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED AT LEAST FROM CANADA!” Then the Game grumps yelled some stuff in French then grew handlebar mustaches and pull out Machine guns and started gunning down everyone. But when everybody got shot they bled Cranberry juice. Than a giant Phoenix Wright appeared in the sky and Pointed his finger at the Starbucks and the game grumps blew up. Than I woke up. Weirdest dream ever.
I had a weird dream myself. I was at a horse race track and there was a horse with three legs named Limp. That horses jockey was Robin Williams. Somehow I bet on Limp and he won....like wth
I had a dream once when I was little that I was playing chess on a giant chessboard against a wizard and one of his pieces was a giant robot (It looked like Registeel but with the body of Regirock, and I didn't know about either of them until several years later), then I stepped on one of the white spaces on the giant chessboard which turned out to be a trap door so I fell through it and then woke up because that was actually super scary for me.
After more than 200 parts, I'm confused why GaLm and Chilled and others don't like maps like Rainbow Road or Neo Bowser City. They're not hard. I got MK8 *after* seeing these videos, and by now I never fall off of them. I did notice I have to break more while drifting on the Deluxe version, even when on 150cc with the same or similar stats to what I usually use, but even Neo Bowser City isn't an issue. I can do it on 200cc without letting go of the gas or falling off, but even if not, 150cc is still manageable. All of the tracks are with decent drifting, which even my MS-ridden mom got the hang of since the game pretty much forces you to learn lol. Yoshi Circuit, Yoshey Valley, Dragon Driftway, and Neo Bowser City are like 3 of my favorites. The first 3 give me that sense of "I'm taking 1st" when I get it. Dragon Driftway does require lots of drifting, but I felt like the entire game requires it, and by the time those DLC tracks originally came out, players should be used to drifting. They made it so none of the drifts are even that difficult. It almost feels like an auto-play level. Unless they're doing inward drift bikes. Fuck those things. I do have Tom's vids to thank. I played MK8 when my friend first got it, and wasn't TERRIBLE, but not used to drifting at all. Watched a bit of Chilled's vids (or a lot), then checked out Tom's side (and from then, started watching Tom's vids) and they gave good references for around when to start drifting, to where I could apply that to any turn and develop my own timing/style. It's now to where I'll notice all of Tom's mistakes too, and be able to tell if he got fucked over or just fucked something (even minute) up. But it makes me think the others don't watch Tom's end. Seeing a bit of how Tom races will give a clear idea of what the game expects of the player to drive well. I've noticed even Smarty is actually pretty good with his drifting and overall lines on the course, but not always the smartest with item use of the most attentive to the map, but often he does bad because of being screwed over. I noticed this from watching his end, but also you'll notice he usually does well on more complicated maps or on 200cc, which requires more driving skill. Smarty will shine more there. Which is why I'm baffled why he picks Baby Park a lot. Fuck that place. What place you come in is purely RNG. It's a skill-based player's nightmare, which is why Tom usually does bad, because he gets ahead early, laps people, and gets fucked by their items since he'll often be right in front of last place and all of its fury.
I love the maze portion of Yoshi Valley, and since that's something that I haven't seen in any Mario Kart track before or since, that makes it my favorite track in the entire series. Agreed on the bike drifting. That's one reason why my go-to Kart is the Wild Wiggler, regardless of if I'm using Koopa Troopa, Yoshi, King Boo, Donkey Kong, or anyone else. I didn't want to list the entire roster, so I only named my top 4 favorite drivers. I usually go with Roller tires for a Heavy driver and Slick tires for a Light driver. A medium driver like Yoshi could go either way, or I could use a different set of tires altogether. I don't really know, since Yoshi is #4 on my list of go-to drivers. As for Smarty and Baby Park, it's not so bad in a 5- or 6-player race with "no COMs". Oh it's a nightmare with COMs, though. Even if they're "Easy", though the Derp Crew always goes with "Hard COMs" whenever they use them. Has been since its debut in Double Dash. Not-so-fun fact. When I was struggling to get the 3-star 150cc or Mirror trophy on the Crossing Cup, the game said it was my "favorite course". Just because it was the first course on the Cup and I had to keep playing the Cup over and over again to get the full 60 points. That doesn't make it my favorite. Fortunately, the game wised up after I got all the 3-star trophies across all the Cups, and when I last checked, the game said Yoshi Circuit, the first course on the Egg Cup, was my favorite. Hopefully it's now Yoshi Valley, since it's been a month or two since I last checked what the game said was my favorite course, but Yoshi Circuit is also a good one, as you already know.
I had a dream that was pretty much looked like a cutscene from the Shrek 2 Xbox game. It was Fairy Godmother turning some guy into a troll mook. Shrek and Fairy Godmother were glaring at each other while the other guy begged for help from Shrek.
I had a dream about new Pokémon games. The trainers were real life people, and the game covers were similar to the concept of Pokémon Black & White. I don’t remember the black version one, but the white one was called Pokémon Ehyllis Version. Both covers were glittering, but one was black and the other white. It was strange.
Tom, can you please let Galm know that the items are based on your distance from the lead player, rather than the place you are at? Pretty sure it won't make him less upset, but at least let him know why he gets mushrooms in 8th place (also, didn't you also get mushrooms on 12th?) (apparently, on maps w/ cannons/launchpads, you can stay back on purpose to get great items, since the game sees it as you being massively behind the first place player if you haven't been shot out of the cannon yet)
Still don't appreciate the censoring. It's too bad. I used to enjoy watching you dominate the derps but now I can only watch galm because he still has integrity.
Sometimes censoring a word makes things funnier.
For example...
Chilled:”STOP STEALING MY *upbeat cape sound effect* MUSHROOMS!!”
Galm and Ice Cube is now the most ambitious crossover event in history
Did... Did.... Smarty actually DO WELL?
What world am I in?
You are in a dream...
The best timeline.
Russia.
Not really, he did come in spiritual 4th.
@@driftnick7022 Idk if the "corona virus timeline" is the best one.......
I recently dreamt that there were a lot of people at my parents’ house. It was pouring rain, but there was something in the backyard that gathered a small group. The weather changed to a sandstorm and the dream cut to various points of the house while someone shouted “Sandstorm” three times before being cut off while shouting the fourth. Then I was at the front of the house and about to ring the doorbell when I saw someone I knew in the window, but they looked like the Redeads in the N64 Zelda games. I foolishly opened the door and I woke up.
UA-cam IS UNFAIR
THE ADS ARE LOCKED UP IN THERE
GOOGLES STANDING AT THE CONSESSION
PLOTTING OUR OWN DEPRESSION
As a resident of the Phoenix area, I can say that the lack of humidity does make the weather a lot more tolerable. Only real bad time is during the monsoon season
This was in 4th grade. I once had a dream where I was Timmy turner, and I was in jail for some reason. After I blew up the jail Jorgen (the buff fairy guy) tried to catch me and my only escape was this portal I found, so I jumped into it. This led to a strange world where all the people were aliens who were named Denise, so every time I tried talking to one all of them would respond. Soon after my arrival I was told that the portal won’t stay open for long and if I want to leave I have to soon or else I’d be stuck there forever. After I got back through the portal, and I got back home the “story” of my dream was concluded, but after that there were end credits and those credits weren’t even in English or any other language I’d be able to recognize.
Go see a psychiatrist.
Sounds like a typical Monday to me.
It's what these videos were lacking.... Galm flavoured Salt
I had a dream of nothing but ever-changing abstract black and white background and angry yelling when I was young. I remember being somewhat terrified and waking up at ass-o-clock. It didn't make any sense until I found out that I've lived my entire life with oversensitive hearing.
I once had a dream where I was fighting aliens in a robot made out of garbage with random people that I'd never seen before or since
Go Smarty! Putting in some work!
I dreamed a couple nights ago that this US Space Force thats being talked about was revealed to be the Power Rangers In Space.
That's not a dream, that's a nightmare.
I once had a dream where Captain Olimar was a spy and was trying to take something from NintendoCapriSun.
Tom, I love it when you play with the derps. It's soooooo great.
I had a dream about new Pokémon games. The trainers were real life people, and the game covers were similar to the concept of Pokémon Black & White. I don’t remember the black version one, but the white one was called Pokémon Ehyllis Version. Both covers were glittering. It was strange.
So, let me get this straight. There's too Anthonys, two Johns, and two Stevens?
One time I had a dream that I was Isabelle from animal crossing and that I was working at Starbucks. It was weird because everybody else was human. It gets even weirder because Danny and arin from game grumps ordered coffee and than started making coffee related pick up lines towards me than after that the fbi Blew up a wall in the store and said “WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED AT LEAST FROM CANADA!” Then the Game grumps yelled some stuff in French then grew handlebar mustaches and pull out Machine guns and started gunning down everyone. But when everybody got shot they bled Cranberry juice. Than a giant Phoenix Wright appeared in the sky and Pointed his finger at the Starbucks and the game grumps blew up. Than I woke up. Weirdest dream ever.
Gatsby lol
Danny x Isabelle
This needs to be animated.
+Captain Cuddles I’m an artist but not an animator but maybe with some help I can make that a reality.
I had a weird dream myself. I was at a horse race track and there was a horse with three legs named Limp. That horses jockey was Robin Williams. Somehow I bet on Limp and he won....like wth
I had a dream where giant bugs were flooding a cafeteria and a giant bee stung my leg. My leg proceeded to swell until it exploded.
Legit, I dreamt of a dinosaur in a mercedes this night. Look at Tom's character and car.
I've got a combo: Lemmy in the Steel Driver, Slick, and Plane Glider.
A bootleg version of Doom is the Doom Movie
SALT
I had a dream once when I was little that I was playing chess on a giant chessboard against a wizard and one of his pieces was a giant robot (It looked like Registeel but with the body of Regirock, and I didn't know about either of them until several years later), then I stepped on one of the white spaces on the giant chessboard which turned out to be a trap door so I fell through it and then woke up because that was actually super scary for me.
Ice Cube, listen buddy, you're gonna go out there, you're gonna get shit done, and you're gonna come back and say to yourself, "it was a good day!"
After more than 200 parts, I'm confused why GaLm and Chilled and others don't like maps like Rainbow Road or Neo Bowser City. They're not hard. I got MK8 *after* seeing these videos, and by now I never fall off of them. I did notice I have to break more while drifting on the Deluxe version, even when on 150cc with the same or similar stats to what I usually use, but even Neo Bowser City isn't an issue. I can do it on 200cc without letting go of the gas or falling off, but even if not, 150cc is still manageable. All of the tracks are with decent drifting, which even my MS-ridden mom got the hang of since the game pretty much forces you to learn lol.
Yoshi Circuit, Yoshey Valley, Dragon Driftway, and Neo Bowser City are like 3 of my favorites. The first 3 give me that sense of "I'm taking 1st" when I get it. Dragon Driftway does require lots of drifting, but I felt like the entire game requires it, and by the time those DLC tracks originally came out, players should be used to drifting. They made it so none of the drifts are even that difficult. It almost feels like an auto-play level.
Unless they're doing inward drift bikes. Fuck those things.
I do have Tom's vids to thank. I played MK8 when my friend first got it, and wasn't TERRIBLE, but not used to drifting at all. Watched a bit of Chilled's vids (or a lot), then checked out Tom's side (and from then, started watching Tom's vids) and they gave good references for around when to start drifting, to where I could apply that to any turn and develop my own timing/style. It's now to where I'll notice all of Tom's mistakes too, and be able to tell if he got fucked over or just fucked something (even minute) up.
But it makes me think the others don't watch Tom's end. Seeing a bit of how Tom races will give a clear idea of what the game expects of the player to drive well. I've noticed even Smarty is actually pretty good with his drifting and overall lines on the course, but not always the smartest with item use of the most attentive to the map, but often he does bad because of being screwed over. I noticed this from watching his end, but also you'll notice he usually does well on more complicated maps or on 200cc, which requires more driving skill. Smarty will shine more there.
Which is why I'm baffled why he picks Baby Park a lot. Fuck that place. What place you come in is purely RNG. It's a skill-based player's nightmare, which is why Tom usually does bad, because he gets ahead early, laps people, and gets fucked by their items since he'll often be right in front of last place and all of its fury.
I love the maze portion of Yoshi Valley, and since that's something that I haven't seen in any Mario Kart track before or since, that makes it my favorite track in the entire series.
Agreed on the bike drifting. That's one reason why my go-to Kart is the Wild Wiggler, regardless of if I'm using Koopa Troopa, Yoshi, King Boo, Donkey Kong, or anyone else. I didn't want to list the entire roster, so I only named my top 4 favorite drivers. I usually go with Roller tires for a Heavy driver and Slick tires for a Light driver. A medium driver like Yoshi could go either way, or I could use a different set of tires altogether. I don't really know, since Yoshi is #4 on my list of go-to drivers.
As for Smarty and Baby Park, it's not so bad in a 5- or 6-player race with "no COMs". Oh it's a nightmare with COMs, though. Even if they're "Easy", though the Derp Crew always goes with "Hard COMs" whenever they use them. Has been since its debut in Double Dash. Not-so-fun fact. When I was struggling to get the 3-star 150cc or Mirror trophy on the Crossing Cup, the game said it was my "favorite course". Just because it was the first course on the Cup and I had to keep playing the Cup over and over again to get the full 60 points. That doesn't make it my favorite. Fortunately, the game wised up after I got all the 3-star trophies across all the Cups, and when I last checked, the game said Yoshi Circuit, the first course on the Egg Cup, was my favorite. Hopefully it's now Yoshi Valley, since it's been a month or two since I last checked what the game said was my favorite course, but Yoshi Circuit is also a good one, as you already know.
I had a dream that was pretty much looked like a cutscene from the Shrek 2 Xbox game. It was Fairy Godmother turning some guy into a troll mook. Shrek and Fairy Godmother were glaring at each other while the other guy begged for help from Shrek.
I had the exact same dream in the same place and the exact same day two years in a row. It was super weird.
I had a dream about new Pokémon games. The trainers were real life people, and the game covers were similar to the concept of Pokémon Black & White. I don’t remember the black version one, but the white one was called Pokémon Ehyllis Version. Both covers were glittering, but one was black and the other white. It was strange.
Derp Crew Point Totals (Session 12):
1st: Tom with 200
2nd: Aphex with 147
3rd: Smarty/John with 117
4th: Ze with 98
5th: Chilled with 52
Tom hacks its obvious to everyone with those stats at the beginning
Tom, can you please let Galm know that the items are based on your distance from the lead player, rather than the place you are at? Pretty sure it won't make him less upset, but at least let him know why he gets mushrooms in 8th place (also, didn't you also get mushrooms on 12th?)
(apparently, on maps w/ cannons/launchpads, you can stay back on purpose to get great items, since the game sees it as you being massively behind the first place player if you haven't been shot out of the cannon yet)
We seriously need a salt counter.
Is THIS good for my blood pressure?
I am all for dj mushroom farmer
I'm down with this form of swear censoring.
Jacob Bertelsen when did it even start?
hell if I know I only noticed it in this one.
It started about a month or two ago
tom to strong
Well he is the super ultimate secret final boss of the Mario Cart series, of course he's OP
Still don't appreciate the censoring. It's too bad. I used to enjoy watching you dominate the derps but now I can only watch galm because he still has integrity.
6th
i love u tom thats why im first
First the worse 2nd the best!
Does that mean Tom loves all the Derps? Is that why he's first in a majority of the races?
You missed a few swear words Tom. And by a few, I mean a lot. So many bwuhhs and whatnot, you need to do a better job at not censoring.