Hazel & Dodie Are Idiots
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Dodie and I made a video. I'm honestly not sure why. She filmed and edited it for me. Again, no idea why.
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i'm SCREAMING
I just found out about you like three minutes ago!
Hi SCREAMING, im Dave
@@daveisip1 Dave, ily
“What happened was I stopped caring”
Nicholas Franz That is literally what happened though.
the meme has gone too far. Now people are gonna see something yellow and be like "is it dodie smooth?" and I don't think people outside the fandom will be able to put up with us for much longer
Just Hazel holding up the image of the child and nodding about star trek solemnly is making me piss myself laughing
"!?!?!?!?!"
Translation:
"dId ShE cLoSe HeR eYeS oN tHe SlIdE tOo!?!?!?"
Will Sadler Glad I'm not only one who can apparently speak Hazel
@@MarleneRodriguez711 We need to make a club
9/10 video right here girlies. would've been a 10/10 if you had actually brought Hazel to a kids play area and done an authentic recreation of the absolutely horrifying image that is that little demon on the slide, however your bed substitution will have to suffice.
Zaina Soliman That’s fair.
I JUST SNORTED
Or 10/10 if we weren’t supporting amazon :(
"I often get yellow and smooth mixed up, I understand"
“I OftEn GeT YEl-“
is her skin dodie yellow
😹😹
or is it dodie smooth?
tho?
is it tho???????
oH
MY GOD
thank you
Literslly can't take any of this seriously with that child staring into my soul the whole time
@Is it dodie yellow tho Would you be able to take it seriously without the picture of the child!?
This. Was. Fucking. Excellent. I love you both so much. I wanna do facepaints!!!!
Reb Day COME PAINT MY FACE!
#dodieSmooth is definitely my favorite colour
joshyelite IM SCREAMING
i like sunflower smooth
Is it dodie smooth though
my mum *literally* just yelled up to see if i was alright....... she couldn't tell if i was laughing or crying
Nola Gatto dude I’m doing both at this point 😂😂😂
I absolutely should not have watched this in a library
I bit down so hard on my hand I fear I may have permanent teeth marks
you look so much like dodie
words are pouring out like endless rain. I promise you I don’t look anything like Dodie but thank you for thinking so! Hahaha
Freya Carrol OH MY GOD YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL!!
I got ready to argue against the title but then I saw who uploaded
En Sha Han same
same
En Sha Han same 😂
#relatable
En Sha Han same
i need my sub box to be filled with silly content like this. this is the content i adore.
“i like emotionally unavailable men.” “he’s a *ROBOT* , he’s an android...he’s not emotionally unavailable, he doesn’t HAVE any!”
ok but same dodie with connor in detroit become human
I am actually in love with Connor 😂
*b i g m o o d*
I feel attacked
YES i've never related to something more he's legit the loml
LeahMegs97 i feel ya girl
I feel like both of you are quite different in terms of what you do on UA-cam, but I think that your friendship & chemistry with each other is what makes your videos together so enjoyable for me. Hazel has film, and Dodie has music - but there literally is nothing that stops two people, both pursuing their dreams, from being real, genuine friends like you too
I feel semi confident that it maybe was supposed to be ThunderCats face paint? Maybe? Yes? ThunderCats?
Pickles42 An interesting hypothesis. Let’s not rule it out.
it was an owl, but it only works with the mouth closed since the nose is supposed to be the beak ;D the dots in the middle are the tummy and the brown parts are it's wings
dodies outburst about brooklyn nine nine is extremely relatable
Okay but this is genuinely my favourite type of content. Just friends messing around.
*hazel.exe has stopped working*
How does she not know of the turkey pie debacle?! It’s iconic
Mary Yellow She’s clearly a terrible friend.
"they feel like my friends, Hazel"
*really quietly* "I know honey"
Julia Reste My life
i thought this was a video hating on y'all but then i saw it was Hazel-- i was finna attack
hAZEL LIKED GUYS IM CRYING
Dodie: “yesterday......”
Me: “......I asked you”
this is my new favourite video on the internet
after having this as my comfort video for years i've only just REALISED it's meant to be an OWL
Every once and a while I forgot what the video was and it just seemed like a nice chat and then I would look at Hazel's face and just lose it
Blue Palmer Same.
There is (and has been) so much male dominated content on UA-cam, and it's nice to just see a couple girls goof around and not give a shit. It's refreshing, thanks pals
But where is Hedy's song? It's not on her youtube, unless they meant the cover she did. I wanna find it!
Marie Fagin SAME SOMEONE HELP
I’m pretty sure they mean the cover cause they went on about the Audi advert Dodie did and both were a while back
I legit thought dodie did an ALDI advert too,,, I wanted her to review 20 pence croissants
Wait, what did she do? I keep hearing Aldi
@@ashmaanm6702 she did an advert for audi the car company lmfao
maheen._. arts ohhhhh lol
this just became my new favorite video on the internet
oh my god this reminds me of when in nursery we were having our faces painted, while everyone else wanted to be butterflies and tigers, i decided i wanted to be a neon green and
yellow frog??? needless to say i looked awful
I love this
emily appel that's the complete opposite of what my parents said 😂
HAHA
one time everyone was getting butterflies and puppies and i asked for.. a role poly. I'm sorry, 4-8 year old me thought they were adorable.
don't worry, i'm an idiot too.
when dodie said "every face you make" i automatically sang that to the tune of every breath you take and now i can't stop picturing that face w that song playing in the background,,,,, help me
The Turkey Pie video is one of my FAVOURITE videos 😂 xx
Helen Louise the many times I've re-watched that damn Turkey pie video. Laughing every time
Abdullah tayeh it’s great! It’s one of those videos where if I’m feeling a bit low I put that on and just feel better. Even if it’s only for an hour xx
Dodie and Hazel video? 2016 all over again!
“They feel like my friends but I don’t know them and they’re not real” ME WITH BROOKLYN NINE NINE
¡Why yes, youtube homepage algorithm, I would love some Tiger Hazel in my life right now! Thank you very much :] ♥
This is my Halloween Look 2018 now. I'm gonna scare ALL OF THE PEOPLE. I think I'll even practice a bit of eagle sounds for authenticity. I can't wait to find out which ones of my friends I'll still have afterwards.
“I only like emotionally unavailable men” *dies*
IM SEEING DAN AND PHIL TOMORROW IN CHICAGO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHH I SAW THEM IN ENGLAND COOL
I’m living for the Hedy praise rn
"yeah, i often get yellow and smooth mixed up"
Just rewatching this so I can almost cry laughing because I feel like we all need that rn
Hazel's face of pure struggle to hold it together at 4:38 is PRICELESS
tag yourself i’m the part of the video where hazel stans hedy
Dodie : “Your skin is quite yellow”
Me : *_is it Dodie yellow tho_*
I always love Hazel's high pitched "screamy" talk, it gives me so much joy knowing how much joy she's in
Hazel says “did she close her eyes on the slide too?” In that little Instagram story video where ya couldn’t translate her lmao
Is it dodie smooth tho?
this is the content we deserve
Hazel talks about Star Trek next gen.
Her ; I can name the whole fast but the actor names.
Me: I think I'm in love
I love this so much OMG xx
Mirren Kearney!! P
goblin dodie + mischief hazel is such a dynamic duo 😂 this video has brought me so much joy haha
“Do you want to talk about Brooklyn nine nine dodie” and then they never talk about it 😂
I come back every few months and shit my pants laughing
I see what you mean when that popped up on the screen I was pissing myself for like 5 minutes well tbh I was pissing myself the whole video 😂
This is the type of bonding i want to have
When you were telling stories as the face paint was happening I automatically imagined you in the situations with the paint. Please get it tattooed onto your face
I’m 2 minutes in and my stomach hurts from laughing already
It reminds me of the turkey pie
hazel hayes has a laugh that sounds like a mix of jenna marbles' scream laugh, and colleen ballingers laugh. i fuckin love it. and dodie, oh my god. i love you both.
I started to do that honking laugh where you can’t stop and it’s just a hideous cycle of honking and you honk even more because you realise how just ridiculous the honking sound is and I just sldkckksskdk
Okay but dodie's shirt is So Cute
“oh SHIT I forgot you’re doing my eyeLIDS!” “Yeah.” “eHEHEHEHHEH”
i’ve felt quite shit in my mental health recently and honestly i have never been cheered up as quick as i was watching this video again. i’m absolutely bawling with laughter. so thank you ❤️
This right here is the content I signed up for. Continuously coming back to this
I’m cry laughing
i added this video to my happy playlist. that is a very big privilege. probably the highest privilege to have. this video is one of my go to videos went i am sad and it will never fail to disappoint
the first 2 minutes of this video are perhaps the funniest 2 minutes of my life. i fully was not prepared for this when i entered in
I can’t find Hedy’s song and I need someone to link me to it plz :(
HannahKateBell same
I THINK they filmed this video like a month ago when Hedy uploaded a cover of „idon‘twannabeyou“ on her UA-cam channel. But I‘m not sure. It‘s the only thing I can think of since I can‘t find any other songs of her either.
HannahKateBell Y e e t ua-cam.com/video/upRqeQC8ILE/v-deo.html
Mariposa Guitar yeah you're right (but isn't it idontwannabeyouanymore?)
Mariposa Guitar oh okay I though they meant an original song
It's been over a month but I KNEW it reminded me of something: THE WASP FROM FIFI AND THE FLOWERTOTS @ 6:28
OMG YOURE RIGHT
hazel in this video is my ultimate gay crush its crazy how pretty she is in this
Dodie loves Brooklyn 99 omg
The girls face paint *SENT ME* 😂😂😂
I thought she was trying to be Michael Jackson
There was a time where I could name the cast of _all_ the Star Trek series.... good times
This was truly so funny to watch
The pie would be a better leader than Trump.
Helen James Where’s the lie?
im going to be honest this was the last thing i expected when reading the title. lovely.
I’ve never been more exited to watch a video😂❤️
Bellaa X *excited
then walk out
max z 👌🏻
i keep coming back here. had a great time every time tho
2:17 - C'mon Dodie even I know what the turkey pie was 😂
Anyone else get Dodie’s Audi advert before the video? ♥️
Her Aldi advert? That's so cool!
Hazel Hayes Should've been with Lidl.
I just had a big cry and this video made me laugh *so hard* and I needed that thank you Hazel and Dodie
IM SCREAMIN THIS MADE THE TWEET A MILLION TIMES FUNNIER why is watching people laughing at something funny so funny :'(((
1:08 “did she close her eyes going doing the slide”
Smooth is my favourite colour!
I've watched this too many times
“YES I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT BROOKLYN NINE NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I have never related to dodie more
I'm sorry the kitchen in "The Ice-cream Van" video is so OBSCENELY BRITISH IT'S ALMOST OFFENSIVE
Whenever I am sad i watch this video and i laugh HYSTERICALLY EVERY FUCKING TIME THANKS HAZEL AND DODIE
hazel has collabed with dan and phil. Hazel has collabed with dodie. WHEN ARE DODIE AND DAN AND PHIL GONNA COLLAB????
OH MY GOD THATS THE PICTURE OF ME😂😂😂😂 my server Keely tweeted it and it went viral. That’s so cool that you and Dixie saw it🤣
That 'She' shirt Dodie I see you
U both remained my of my best friend. She lives 7 hours away and i havent seen her in 5months. Im going to surprise visit her now... So thanks for that ahaha
Why does it feel like this was posted four years ago? I've seen it enough times for that HONESTLY. It's still so FUCKING hilarious!!!
oh God I love it. I've miiiissed you, and after the turkey pie I think I have to go find that robot quiz where Louise loses her damn mind. Maybe all the Louise collabs, just to remind myself what kind of animals whales are.
PLEASE talk about Andy Serkis! I LOVE HIM HES AMAZING!!!!!
I abso fucking lutly needed this. I have school in 20 minutes and it’s sports day and I’m fucking tiredand I’m not emotionally ready. This is great and will VERY quickly become my favourite video on youtube full stop.
Wooww can we see a product list in the description with affiliate codes pleeaasee???? That's how REAL makeup artists do it honestly call yourself Jaclyn hill 🙄🙄♥️ (big jk)