This Man Has Over 140 Children

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  • @Savantics
    @Savantics  5 років тому +2372

    The number of views is your child count and the number of comments is your wife amount. How are you doing right now?
    Join the Discord server or Shrek will smite you.
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    EDIT: The amount of people commenting "It's not the sharpest tool in the shed", "Sharpest knife in the drawer", "Brightest bulb" not understanding I spliced them up intentionally is depressing.

  • @amandahensley78
    @amandahensley78 5 років тому +3218

    140 children
    27 wives
    1 man
    Sounds like a crappy movie poster

    • @Star-vf8vz
      @Star-vf8vz 4 роки тому +74

      Poster? I'm pretty sure I've seen an advertisement for a real movie about a man with many children.

    • @Lololsans
      @Lololsans 4 роки тому +108

      *coming to a theatre near you*
      *The polyamory guy*

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +34

      @@Lololsans harem harem not polygamy it's a harem

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 роки тому +11

      Adam Sandler should make a movie out of this

    • @ghostie_4099
      @ghostie_4099 4 роки тому +5

      Like a rip of die hard
      10 bad guys
      One cop

  • @drillbit8280
    @drillbit8280 5 років тому +3880

    This guy: has over 140 children
    Any family from the 1800s: silly mortal

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 5 років тому +571

      To be fair, only like, two of their 600 kids would actually make it to 20

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 5 років тому +135

      Plebis Maximus fair enough

    • @malisaporisamet9806
      @malisaporisamet9806 5 років тому +76

      Bruh Hargett alexander hamilton had eight children, almost all of which made it to adulthood, although his bloodline died out after only a few generations

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 5 років тому +16

      Mali Saporis Amet true, however he is just one person, and a lot of them didnt in for example sweden!

    • @achouqueeutavabrincando3249
      @achouqueeutavabrincando3249 5 років тому +6

      @Smooc What did you say, punk?

  • @tanhart
    @tanhart 4 роки тому +565

    I find it funny how he's saying "Yeah everyone's a polygamist" but you just KNOW that if one of his wives wanted another husband hed lose his mind

    • @alexandernyberg8668
      @alexandernyberg8668 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah because polygamy means many wives, don't think he's a big fan of polyandry though

    • @hollowman9410
      @hollowman9410 2 роки тому +4

      @@alexandernyberg8668 There have been cases of polygamy meaning many husbands. It is called Polyandry.

    • @Yo_Girlie_Rae
      @Yo_Girlie_Rae 11 місяців тому +2

      Imagine the child support this man has to pay 💀

  • @brianbellsutibaddie2562
    @brianbellsutibaddie2562 5 років тому +3434

    no one:
    me playing the 100 baby challenge in the sims:

    • @veronica3047
      @veronica3047 4 роки тому +24

      It's not often I spot Queen fans in the wild. Hello!

    • @recklesscherry3802
      @recklesscherry3802 4 роки тому +13

      I will join this comment section with Rogerina toooo

    • @veronica3047
      @veronica3047 4 роки тому +9

      So how are y'all doing? I just watched the Sonic movie, and I can say I approve of the song used in the beginning

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 роки тому

      @@recklesscherry3802 Thank you

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 роки тому +2

      The royal family is blessed

  • @sweatysocks8214
    @sweatysocks8214 5 років тому +1032

    Using this guys logic, I can't be arrested for child rape or mass murder because who's gonna arrest me? A rape cop? A mass murder cop?

  • @cursedalien
    @cursedalien 4 роки тому +966

    I saw the title and was like "maybe he's a sperm donor?" but apparently I had too much faith in humanity

  • @pjbutanimated335
    @pjbutanimated335 4 роки тому +3789

    Bruh, how did this guy get 27 wives whilst looking like a mix of Peter Griffin and a thumb

    • @aliengirl7098
      @aliengirl7098 4 роки тому +170

      NOT THIS 💀💀

    • @LemonnNote
      @LemonnNote 4 роки тому +545

      That's rude of you!
      *you shouln't insult Peter Griffin and thumbs like that!*

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 4 роки тому +126

      Peter griffin is a snack tho

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 4 роки тому +108

      Money can make anyone look attractive.

    • @supercon20
      @supercon20 4 роки тому +10

      @Latoya Amadi-Emina
      Yea

  • @drboneman
    @drboneman 5 років тому +3037

    His family is the population of a small town

    • @LaiyaUnscripted
      @LaiyaUnscripted 5 років тому +92

      Midevil Deth Kitens a really small town

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому +49

      In 1960

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 роки тому +56

      Small Town? My town's population is 180,000 (last I checked) his family is a small village or a castle that is fully staffed.

    • @meganrobertson811
      @meganrobertson811 4 роки тому +9

      I live an hour away from Bountiful and yes, they do have their own community.

    • @hjonkk5032
      @hjonkk5032 4 роки тому +17

      Books a whole hotel

  • @andyblanton6570
    @andyblanton6570 4 роки тому +2160

    Winston Blackmore: I have over 140 children!
    Genghis Khan: Well, I had over 1,000 children!
    Zeus: *Ameteurs..*

    • @LIITEMIES
      @LIITEMIES 4 роки тому +81

      so much salt.

    • @Barc-fp8cg
      @Barc-fp8cg 4 роки тому +98

      That is soo accurate

    • @mikad2976
      @mikad2976 4 роки тому +62

      I feel like there was some anger behind that sentence 😳

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 4 роки тому +88

      I think I can hear planet Earth laughing.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 роки тому +48

      But what they all have in common is an excitable horse that can't stay in the barn

  • @hjonkk5032
    @hjonkk5032 5 років тому +6048

    This man has so many wives and weddings he could actually make a tier list interesting

    • @saturnhaswings3617
      @saturnhaswings3617 5 років тому +401

      Hmmm Karen's wedding definitely goes in SS....but Susan? B at best.

    • @bethany1522
      @bethany1522 5 років тому +227

      he could also do that with his children

    • @hjonkk5032
      @hjonkk5032 4 роки тому +126

      saturn has wings child number 136 did not enjoy this cake, that’s an f

    • @hjonkk5032
      @hjonkk5032 4 роки тому +8

      heyo sits them all on a couch to watch it

    • @ragingroadhog6073
      @ragingroadhog6073 4 роки тому +51

      “Harold fell on the couch. That bum has only worked 90 hours this week so I will make sure to dock his pay. F Tier”

  • @munkle_3
    @munkle_3 4 роки тому +653

    Drug dealer: deals drugs
    Cop: you can't do that
    Drug dealer: I don't participate in that law. I don't know.
    Cop: solid point, I'll leave you be.

    • @maddison5120
      @maddison5120 4 роки тому +35

      Who's going to arrest them? A drug dealer cop?

    • @thatonespoon__777
      @thatonespoon__777 4 роки тому +13

      Understandable have a nice day

    • @clementine1169
      @clementine1169 4 роки тому +4

      This reminds me of that meme with the guy that has a peace sign and disappears slowly

  • @16belis89
    @16belis89 4 роки тому +1005

    nobody:
    this man: she was 13 almost 14 which is close to 15 and 15 is the new 16 which is kinda like 17 so lets just round it up to 18

  • @mildmilk8308
    @mildmilk8308 5 років тому +1179

    He really out here lookin' like the lawyer from Bee Movie.
    Ironically he knows nothing about the law.

  • @Oh_the_humanity
    @Oh_the_humanity 5 років тому +2301

    Judge:
    Sir, did you murder 5 schoolchildren?
    Child Murderer:
    *I don't **_think_** so.*

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 5 років тому +84

      Bulletproof defense.

    • @fancysanta6767
      @fancysanta6767 5 років тому +3

      XD yes

    • @jmiod2819
      @jmiod2819 5 років тому +33

      Well, but I mean how could I be sure?

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 5 років тому +5

      Lol maybe

    • @facelesskat4799
      @facelesskat4799 4 роки тому +32

      Child Murderer: who’s going to arrest me a child Murderer cop?!?!?

  • @sushistudios5627
    @sushistudios5627 4 роки тому +832

    Kid: so do u have any siblings
    One of his kids: ye
    Kid: who many
    One of his kids: *over 140*
    Kid: what the fu-

    • @sofvpgnn
      @sofvpgnn 4 роки тому +15

      Lol 😂

    • @wasup1457
      @wasup1457 3 роки тому +8

      *How

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +1

      I know this is an old comment, but bruh that wasn't even witty, there's no joke lmao

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +2813

    If this guy has over 140 children, he'd literally be paying for child support even in the afterlife.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 років тому +34

      Lmfao, rofl, lol, hahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So funny lmao, hahah lol, lol, lol so accurate, yes yay fuck PERFRCT.

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 5 років тому +280

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki the actual fuck

    • @Winter4812
      @Winter4812 5 років тому +36

      Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate please shut the fuck up

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 років тому +7

      @@Oh_the_humanity æ‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ßçî

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 5 років тому +13

      @Mr VT Veioyseai means Yes translated into English from the Language Of The Snhibbhle, WHibble NhibVble
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  • @avocadocrumch
    @avocadocrumch 5 років тому +353

    “Not the sharpest bulb in the shed.” Put that on my gravestone

  • @sunk1ra
    @sunk1ra 4 роки тому +285

    Those poor kids though.... he’s obviously gonna have favorites, and almost everyone of those kids are gonna have depression because of the neglect of a father figure....

    • @toxic8129
      @toxic8129 3 роки тому +12

      He probably only remembers 10 of them

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 2 роки тому

      By favorite he means the youngest and prettiest. Put her through a few pregnancies, put a few wrinkles and pounds on her, and he'll be shopping for the next brood mare. Full dumanization intended.

  • @Ultra-fw4rx
    @Ultra-fw4rx 5 років тому +2928

    Bruh imagine knowing you have 139 siblings

    • @quartzzzz8751
      @quartzzzz8751 5 років тому +382

      Christmas must suuuuuuck

    • @spykerule34
      @spykerule34 5 років тому +138

      Reminds me of "Horton hears a who" but he's the mayor

    • @Ultra-fw4rx
      @Ultra-fw4rx 5 років тому +136

      @@spykerule34 it aint that bad they can make a fucking snowman army

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 5 років тому +48

      Even I don't have that many, and my dads have been having 2 Kids every 20 Years for over 300 Years.

    • @Cohaki
      @Cohaki 4 роки тому +20

      Fenris Vermundr Hypothetically, that’s 30 kids, neat

  • @Themanonline
    @Themanonline 5 років тому +4163

    His funeral's gonna be a concert

    • @milaliah
      @milaliah 5 років тому +196

      hELL YEAH *BITCH*

    • @jirosomer1204
      @jirosomer1204 5 років тому +267

      Can't wait to hear his greatest hits

    • @suaaddupuis1103
      @suaaddupuis1103 4 роки тому +9

      Damn son.

    • @hibye-im1se
      @hibye-im1se 4 роки тому +36

      @@jirosomer1204 corpse- crying sounds

    • @safa-pf3wj
      @safa-pf3wj 4 роки тому +20

      hi bye what a bop 😔

  • @LucasKater
    @LucasKater 4 роки тому +256

    This man has over 140 children
    Ghenghis Khan: P A T H E T I C

  • @araceli7604
    @araceli7604 4 роки тому +2231

    Damn he literally has more children than the scientifically theorized maximum amount of FRIENDS

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 роки тому +32

      Araceli the what

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 роки тому +196

      @@tperez210 The most amount of friends science believes possible to maintain

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 роки тому +82

      dumb void i was thinking about the TV show and i was so confused, i get what OP was saying now lmao

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 роки тому +54

      @@tperez210 Oh lol personally I hate that show because of the way they managed to put it onto every item of clothing ever.

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 роки тому +40

      dumb void lol that’s true, but the dumb humor always made me laugh during a hard time in my life, so i appreciate it

  • @larva8239
    @larva8239 4 роки тому +3366

    I’m just surprised that he found any woman who actually liked him, damn

    • @kingsalmonproductions2105
      @kingsalmonproductions2105 4 роки тому +487

      The girls don't like him.they're forced to marry him

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz 4 роки тому +312

      @@kingsalmonproductions2105 oh my gosh that's so much worse

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 роки тому +102

      They have no choice

    • @Horologica
      @Horologica 4 роки тому +211

      Child trafficking, financial control and cult brainwashing. It has to be something on this list at play. I think it's a blessing that they don't see him often

    • @angelfish1506
      @angelfish1506 4 роки тому +54

      It's an arranged marriage.

  • @jesse85
    @jesse85 4 роки тому +217

    God the second I saw him... my mom used to live in the Kootenays, near where the blackmores are. She was always told not to hang around them because he was always trying to get more young wives, a couple times they visited my grammas restaurant in the 80s. Spooky shit.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +678

    Genghis Khan is like: Pfffft, only 140?

    • @KnotNoxus
      @KnotNoxus 5 років тому +3

      How much do you have bro

    • @kissm3kn0t
      @kissm3kn0t 5 років тому +7

      @@KnotNoxus 141

    • @FlashV10
      @FlashV10 5 років тому +4

      @@kissm3kn0t 142

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 5 років тому +3

      @@FlashV10 143

    • @meat1575
      @meat1575 5 років тому +4

      @@mollof7893 144 beat that

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 роки тому +2316

    if he has 25 wives and 150 kids, that’s 6 kids every woman. Who gets to see her husband at most once a month. This man must be VERY rich to pay that much child support

    • @nono-fb8tr
      @nono-fb8tr 4 роки тому +291

      she mentioned near the end of the video that he uses his sons as essential free labor

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 4 роки тому +172

      well he does his damnedest to not pay taxes so im sure that helps with his money issues :)

    • @RatKingRox
      @RatKingRox 4 роки тому +38

      The thing is that he doesn't

    • @jana731
      @jana731 4 роки тому +1

      Thats what I thought too hahahaha

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 4 роки тому +18

      @@boastthebarley6151 was thinking the same

  • @madisnzz
    @madisnzz 4 роки тому +62

    “At this point, you’re just a number.”
    I hate this sentence so much. I feel awful for all of them. Why didn’t the law do anything about the underaged relationships sooner?

    • @joeschmoe9412
      @joeschmoe9412 3 роки тому +1

      Is arranged marriage like still allowed in the U.S and what's to stop them divorcing him and him having to pay a shit load of alimony. Can't say I can feel much sympathy if they actively just choose to be with him.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Рік тому

      @@joeschmoe9412 that's not at all how that works

    • @joeschmoe9412
      @joeschmoe9412 Рік тому

      @@jasperjazzie OH so there are places in the U.S where a wife can't divorce her husband? Well better move there immediately. Ahh if only.

  • @randomdrummer69420
    @randomdrummer69420 4 роки тому +2465

    This sounds like something that would come out of BitLife...
    edit: i get it, this could also happen in the sims.

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 4 роки тому +181

      Hell, i have more normal bitlife lives when i kill 40 people, rob 82 houses, steal 80 cars, and join the army

    • @mofthemoth5755
      @mofthemoth5755 4 роки тому +26

      @@Poffean lmao

    • @ultravioletishere
      @ultravioletishere 4 роки тому +42

      Or the Sims

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +20

      Or the sims

    • @dannydicheeto8353
      @dannydicheeto8353 4 роки тому +16

      Or the sims

  • @Ajia_No_Envy
    @Ajia_No_Envy 4 роки тому +905

    That one kid in school when they have to draw their family: now this is an avengers level threat

  • @jocelynsturgis7627
    @jocelynsturgis7627 4 роки тому +194

    "the lost boys" was a case in the 90s where mormons were "Releasing" their sons into the wild so that why they're sons couldn't pose a threat, aka as soon as the sons showed interest in women they were cast out so the elders could keep all the women

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 4 роки тому +7

      I take back every time I called Mormons stupid. They are way more rational than the rest of us.

    • @bees4839
      @bees4839 4 роки тому +36

      Just to be clear here, Mormons do not practice polygamy and haven't for like a century btw. The RLDS church is who practices polygamy. Anyone who calls themselves a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) and practices polygamy would be excommunicated.

    • @eijirokirishima7188
      @eijirokirishima7188 4 роки тому +12

      Well- the gay ones were kinda lucky don’t ya think?

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +2

      @@eijirokirishima7188 and the trans

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 роки тому +1

      @@bees4839 almost all Mormons do not practice polygyny and other kinds of polygamy.

  • @anxietypiglet
    @anxietypiglet 5 років тому +179

    when you click multiple times and it loads all at once

  • @user-go2qk3ti8s
    @user-go2qk3ti8s 4 роки тому +2724

    their kids when they have to do a family tree project in school: 👁👄👁

    • @ichmeiner4531
      @ichmeiner4531 4 роки тому +265

      Yeah, time to go to the arts and crafts store and buy some of that big ass paper. Or a couple. Hope the kid has some savings.

    • @FirstLast-fl1co
      @FirstLast-fl1co 4 роки тому +142

      @@ichmeiner4531 they gon buy 3 walmarts worth of paper

    • @hhyperbaIIad
      @hhyperbaIIad 4 роки тому +44

      👀
      👄

    • @sofvpgnn
      @sofvpgnn 4 роки тому +20

      😀🔪

    • @theabyss4299
      @theabyss4299 4 роки тому +17

      Actually yes, some times when two sisters marry the same man, brothers and sisters are also cousins

  • @Theox231
    @Theox231 4 роки тому +195

    This guy is the human version of the tortoise that single-handedly saved it's species by having 800 kids-

    • @dexterousfingies
      @dexterousfingies 4 роки тому +40

      Don't do that tortoise dirty!

    • @anc2775
      @anc2775 4 роки тому +3

      Nah that's genghis khan

    • @loop5312
      @loop5312 3 роки тому +14

      Don't compare him to that hero

    • @stakkadakka3427
      @stakkadakka3427 3 роки тому +3

      Sinle handedly? you know how the birds and the bees work right?

    • @gendiskaira
      @gendiskaira 3 роки тому +1

      Hey i know that tortoise

  • @sienabee_5583
    @sienabee_5583 4 роки тому +605

    when she said she doesn’t wanna be one of those people who says “this is LITERALLY insane” I had leafy flashbacks and a moment of shame

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 4 роки тому +996

    He took the “100 children bitlife challenge” a little too literal.

    • @imaginary341
      @imaginary341 4 роки тому +81

      If he made a yt video: DOING THE 100 BABY CHALLENGE IRL *NOT CLICKBAIT* *TOTALLY LEGAL*

    • @purplelifechannel
      @purplelifechannel 4 роки тому +25

      @@imaginary341 The only real video that says "Not click bate* And really not clickbate"🤣

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @allaälskarfriday
      @allaälskarfriday 3 роки тому

      I am your 100th subscriber✌️

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 3 роки тому +7

      I tried to do that and ended up dying at 50 from STDs

  • @katiekazoo6389
    @katiekazoo6389 4 роки тому +89

    This reminds me of Michael Scott when he said “I’m gonna have 100 kids so then I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’” the only difference is that Michael was like 6

  • @ItsLunaRegina
    @ItsLunaRegina 4 роки тому +793

    He claims everyone is a polygamist deep down, but I bet he'd start backtracking if he met a woman married to many men AKA polyandry.

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 роки тому +8

      It's the same thing.

    • @thedarkdojo5115
      @thedarkdojo5115 4 роки тому +42

      @@user-mh9dx7nz2r No crap, Sherlock...

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 4 роки тому

      Its a thing in Muslims right? Not being mean if there are any Muslims reading my comment. Just askin'

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 роки тому +8

      @@isaiah9501(I'm not Muslim but I have prior knowledge).
      It depends on the culture and who you ask. There are different sects. The face covering is actually distinct to a few cultures. And the prophet Muhammed has a political marriage. There are other things but a lot is just cultural.

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 4 роки тому +14

      @@isaiah9501 Yes, it's allowed BUT NOT COMPULSORY! And everyone involved should be ok with it AND the husband but divide his time, attention and money equally. Also the limit is 4 wives at a time.

  • @billysmoocher2362
    @billysmoocher2362 5 років тому +799

    "I know a lot of Canadian stories tend to be overlooked"
    Ah yes,the perfect man to represent Canada

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 5 років тому +73

      As a Canadian, we don’t claim him.

    • @dorothygray44
      @dorothygray44 4 роки тому +57

      it’s okay, as an american i usually just associate you guys as “the better country” and maple syrup ofc.

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff 4 роки тому +28

      dorothy gray gotta love that maple syrup. I chug at least a bottle every morning for breakfast.

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 4 роки тому +16

      Sky High Skyler
      Maple syrup is just a part of daily life.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +14

      @@gaydummy2845 Maple Syrup is just -a part of daily- life

  • @sketch_asylum
    @sketch_asylum 4 роки тому +321

    This case actually pisses me off so much. Cases like this throw such a bad light onto polygamists, who just want to live together peacefully.
    Extreme cases like this have no business falling under polygamy, cause it's not consentful, it's horribly neglectful and unhealthy. He clearly doesn't care about any of his wives or children.

    • @birthcanalfluids6541
      @birthcanalfluids6541 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly. I was thinking about that and now people will probably judge these other, MUCH HEALTHIER, relationships.

    • @yves_lover1
      @yves_lover1 4 роки тому

      Nice pfp

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 4 роки тому +15

      They do deserve to fall over polygamy. The consensual ones in which everyone loves eachother are polyamory, aka something valid and completely harmless.

    • @tssprankle
      @tssprankle 7 місяців тому

      ​@@artthenecromancer404 Hold on, what's the difference between polyamory and polygamy? Don't they both fall under "having multiple partners?". I'm asking because I'm genuinely confused on how they're different?
      (PS. I am not against multiple partners, I'm thinking that I'd be fine with either monogamy or polyamory, I'm just confused at the difference.)

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 7 місяців тому

      @@tssprankle yes, but in polygamy, one person has multiple partners, whereas, in polyamory, both the partners are allowed to take multiple lovers or one lover. Both are something I would not do but I find polygamy unfair completely due to the fact that only one’s allowed to see other partners. If you’re going to get to see anyone, it should go both ways, not just in your favour, yk?

  • @SaveMeMoon
    @SaveMeMoon 5 років тому +544

    Poor kids... There are some of us who were neglected by our fathers with only ONE sibling.

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 4 роки тому +29

      I'm surprised there aren't more people concerned about those kids.

    • @josearmando9933
      @josearmando9933 4 роки тому +10

      I didnt even have siblings and i were neglected by BOTH

    • @riddlesangerissues3127
      @riddlesangerissues3127 4 роки тому +19

      @@whatabeautifulduwang9603 The boys have to work on a mill for hours. How old are these boys? I know children 13 and younger do agriculture labor( isn't illegal,) I believe if it's family-owned children can work but how harsh are the conditions? How many hours do these boys work? I feel bad for the man who only earned $93 dollars monthly.

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 4 роки тому +8

      @@riddlesangerissues3127 I have no idea but this is definitely not right.

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- 4 роки тому +3

      Their probably more concerned for the underage girls giving birth

  • @dreamybombstudios724
    @dreamybombstudios724 5 років тому +325

    Person:Do you have any siblings?
    Child:Yes
    Person:Oh how many?
    Child:148
    Person:....you can't be serious

  • @GOATEDTYLERR
    @GOATEDTYLERR 4 роки тому +121

    men: 1
    wives: 27
    children: 140
    hotel: trivago

  • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
    @420subscriberswithnovideos2 5 років тому +2458

    This guy is basically every single r/ihavesex post

    • @swiftysnail9053
      @swiftysnail9053 4 роки тому +16

      Wow reddot iz so Kool leme sapm itt in youutube comennt sectoin

    • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
      @420subscriberswithnovideos2 4 роки тому +66

      swifty snail come on that wasn't necessary if you don't like what i said just leave me alone

    • @swiftysnail9053
      @swiftysnail9053 4 роки тому +6

      @@420subscriberswithnovideos2 oh no the reddotor got mad whatever will i do

    • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
      @420subscriberswithnovideos2 4 роки тому +53

      swifty snail I'm not mad just dont understand why you felt the need to do that

    • @hihey6972
      @hihey6972 4 роки тому +54

      swifty snail what’s the point of your comment

  • @sunnybangtan4209
    @sunnybangtan4209 5 років тому +374

    I have 27 kids and nineteen wives, time to go get some milk.

  • @them631
    @them631 4 роки тому +55

    The Mormon church in 1892: yeah no more of that polygamy stuff
    This guy: wait what now

    • @mr.g6962
      @mr.g6962 3 роки тому

      as a mormon accurate

  • @archived1606
    @archived1606 5 років тому +441

    Imagine getting divorced and having to pay child support, if it was me I’d pull a yoshi and commit tax fraud

  • @vbuckman2970
    @vbuckman2970 4 роки тому +843

    I wish they all just divorced him one after the other then he would go bankrupt

    • @minaisfab17
      @minaisfab17 4 роки тому +58

      That'd be amazingly fun to see

    • @mushkbaar
      @mushkbaar 4 роки тому +42

      Oh, and it would be even better since I think there's a law that if the parents have a separation, the mother keeps the kids for like the first 7 years and the father has to do the rest 😂 that's a whole lot of child support to pay for

    • @walterg3254
      @walterg3254 3 роки тому +10

      What kind of sexist law is that?
      If the mother is being garbage would she just get handed the kids?

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +1

      @@walterg3254 i don't even think it is a law, otherwise divorce custody battles wouldn't be a thing

    • @atari8603
      @atari8603 2 роки тому

      This is not the way...... I can't believe those foolish women

  • @medelicoribu7072
    @medelicoribu7072 4 роки тому +75

    "Age is just a number"
    So is 911. Git recd.

  • @blackrasengan2430
    @blackrasengan2430 5 років тому +355

    *Imagine* *family* *parties* and *events*

  • @CrabMushroom
    @CrabMushroom 4 роки тому +1766

    Christianity: “the husband and the wife are a combined flesh!”
    This man: *is literally the wall of flesh in terraria*

  • @threedaysgrace2233
    @threedaysgrace2233 4 роки тому +55

    This is a sims challenge brought into reality. Meaning this should have never happened or continue this long.

  • @cheshirecat7819
    @cheshirecat7819 4 роки тому +556

    This dude: 140 children
    Any uncivilized kings from the past: "that's cute."

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 4 роки тому +78

      Do you know how many succession wars 140 children would cause lmao

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 роки тому +22

      @@arashparthian_112 The Blackfyre Rebellion...

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 4 роки тому +10

      "Uncivilized"? The hell do you mean by that?

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 роки тому +19

      What makes someone civilized? Are we going by European standards? I'm not supporting this guy but your comment makes no sense.

    • @NChapaWI9436
      @NChapaWI9436 4 роки тому +13

      Genghis Khan

  • @icepeep7265
    @icepeep7265 4 роки тому +180

    He's the mayor from horton here's a who that gives his children 20 seconds during dinner

    • @kity1081
      @kity1081 4 роки тому +13

      except much, much worse

    • @miya9904
      @miya9904 4 роки тому

      Accept for his only son

  • @allthyme
    @allthyme 4 роки тому +90

    This guy must have a tier list of his children

    • @MysticMythos-b8c-j7f
      @MysticMythos-b8c-j7f 3 роки тому +1

      I justbimagine him saying something among the lines of
      Mary definitely a s-tier she has good grades proud of her
      Jonh is a c-tier doesn't do much nothing to special

  • @namikkou
    @namikkou 5 років тому +356

    When I heard about polyamorous relationships, I hear it's usually between a few people max. Not this dude. Get this dude and jail and his wives and kids help.

    • @a-wild-goose
      @a-wild-goose 4 роки тому +32

      @@blank2556 Yeah, that's the main difference. Although not everyone in a polyamorous relationship has to be in love with everyone else. But still, polygamy is way different.

    • @sahara3045
      @sahara3045 4 роки тому +19

      Bon the Bunny polyamory is basically when more than 2 people are in a relationship and everyone is consenting. So if a boyfriend has a girlfriend and wants another, and the girlfriend and that other girlfriend doesn’t mind, it’s completely fine.

    • @molono1451
      @molono1451 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, I've seen relationships that made multiple partners work but never to this extent

    • @carboniml
      @carboniml 4 роки тому +1

      As a polysexual i refuse to date more than 2 people because more than that would probably be too much.

    • @starbirth244
      @starbirth244 4 роки тому

      Cheating with consent

  • @DioBrando-dw4fk
    @DioBrando-dw4fk 4 роки тому +289

    “This really rubbed me the wrong way.”
    Yeah no please don’t get rubbed ANY way by a man with over 140 children

    • @dollyinterrupted
      @dollyinterrupted 4 роки тому +17

      .....says dio brando

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 4 роки тому +4

      @@dollyinterrupted did this get put on recommended or something? I’m seeing a lot of comments from 6-7 months ago and a bunch from the last 24 hours, and not a lot in between.

    • @dollyinterrupted
      @dollyinterrupted 4 роки тому +5

      @@levygaming3133 yeah, but I've been a fan of savantics for a while. I just came back to rewatch it.

    • @skooter__
      @skooter__ 4 роки тому +4

      Ok dio, are you forgetting Egypt?

    • @lucidnight7759
      @lucidnight7759 4 роки тому

      Dio you are forgetting your four illegitimate children

  • @Glukii
    @Glukii 4 роки тому +70

    Savantics: Talking about serious topics
    Me, an intellectual: How does she use shaders and not lag

  • @anno-chan888
    @anno-chan888 5 років тому +522

    man, this man would need a like, 70-something mary poppinses

    • @saturnhaswings3617
      @saturnhaswings3617 5 років тому +53

      I just imagined like, 70 Mary Poppins blotting out the sun

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 5 років тому +3

      Alastor hi how you doin

    • @st3phzh
      @st3phzh 5 років тому +15

      74.5 Mary poppinses

    • @kura4058
      @kura4058 4 роки тому

      Yes sis.

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 роки тому +3

      bloody macaroon Mary Poppins is a species-

  • @startheangel9760
    @startheangel9760 5 років тому +184

    This guy doesn't know how condoms work

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 5 років тому +24

      Mean he's mormon so probably doesn't believe in them

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff 4 роки тому +9

      Pigeon “Yes I don’t believe in a physical object that has been shown several times in reality”
      _I know what you mean but still-_

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 роки тому +4

      @@LoverOfStuff lmao its also exactly that.

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 роки тому +4

      Pigeon I’m a Mormon and I believe in them.

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 роки тому +5

      @@FBI-real yeah I mean I'm sure there are plenty of Mormons who do but also that guys like a crazy Mormon. He has 149 kids. That's wild

  • @LuckyPigeon1111
    @LuckyPigeon1111 3 роки тому +25

    "Mom, can we have SiX?"
    "No, we have SiX at home."
    SiX at home:

    • @lol-vq6ev
      @lol-vq6ev 3 роки тому

      Divorced, Divorced, Divorced

  • @mollof7893
    @mollof7893 5 років тому +862

    I'm not against polygamy, I don't see a reason why you should not be allowed to marry several people if everyone agrees.
    But this guy's situation is quite fucked up.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +144

      Polygamy is one thing
      What was the amount of girls he had it's a harem

    • @safa-pf3wj
      @safa-pf3wj 4 роки тому +140

      I think when it gets to the point of having 27 wives and 140 is when it gets concerning, I feel bad for the kids tbh.

    • @cheshirecat7819
      @cheshirecat7819 4 роки тому +100

      I'm 50/50 with polygamy, but this dude saying it's polygamy is really disgusting.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +91

      @@cheshirecat7819 polygamy is at best 2 3 or 4( five if you're really pushing the envelope) people who are all in on it and are aware
      This is just a harem which actually makes sense given how it was allowed in the Bible

    • @edef1244
      @edef1244 4 роки тому +59

      Polygamy is when all of the partners are allowed to see other people. Are any of his wives married to other people?
      There's something very sketchy going on here. Not only is he the only one with 27 partners, while his other partners aren't married to anyone else (though I'm sure they might be dating or casually seeing other people, especially since he cannot possibly know what each wife is doing at any given moment given that there are TWENTY SEVEN OF THEM), there is no logical explanation as to how he managed to have them all agree to marry him, knowing his wife count.
      Also, he really isn't pleasing to the eye, not very smart, doesn't seem to have a charming personality. So what on earth could have drawn that amount of women to him
      Not to mention the underage brides and the possible child trafficking.. Yeah, he isn't just an innocent man practicing polygamy.

  • @Shartmaster32
    @Shartmaster32 5 років тому +281

    I feel like one day his Wives and Children will group up and uprise against him

  • @rosefulmadness
    @rosefulmadness 4 роки тому +428

    He's just pretending to be poly just to marry all that women for absolutely no reason, as a poly myself I can tell you all that I'm in love with 2 people, a girl and a boy, and I truly love both of them and they love me back. It's a healthy and happy relationship, he is just dragging every poly relationship ever by calling himself a poly. We are normal people, we aren't crazy like him

    • @nothanks9980
      @nothanks9980 4 роки тому +59

      Agreed. He totally misunderstood the meaning of it. Thinking the that 'cheating' is the same as poly

    • @memoiich.
      @memoiich. 4 роки тому +43

      I also think poly isn't a bad think I mean if the people in the relationship all love each other I mean what's the problem but this is not okay he neglects his partners and children that's inhumane and claiming it's poly is terrible for people who are poly he paints the poly under bad name

    • @qualifiedarmchaircritic
      @qualifiedarmchaircritic 4 роки тому +20

      🤦‍♀️ listen you are mixing up two things: polyamoury and polygamy (and there's also polysexual, which means being attracted to multiple genders but not necessarily all of them). Polyamoury always implies consent and romantic feelings from all parties. Polygamy just means "being married to several people at once" - it says nothing about whether or not people love each other. Just like monogamy - being married to one person exclusively. This man is not claiming to be polyamourous, he's never said he loves all these women. He just married them to produce slave children. He's a polygamist. This concept has nothing to do with your (and my) identity or relationship status. I share your dislike of him though.

    • @nothanks9980
      @nothanks9980 4 роки тому +2

      @@qualifiedarmchaircritic But don't they need to all love each other to marry each other like he is just marrying hundreds and thousands of girls and he doesn't even visit or like talk to them

    • @metonitazene
      @metonitazene 4 роки тому +7

      nah yall are gross

  • @LoverOfStuff
    @LoverOfStuff 4 роки тому +202

    This dude be raising an army and creating his own country

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 роки тому +3

      Just like Big Mom.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 роки тому +18

      A country filled with his own children?
      Alabama 2.0?

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 роки тому +1

      @@GhaniKeSawah The only difference is that the mom throws away her husband and some of her chikdren become one man armies. And their Mother is extremely abusive. She isn't real thankfully.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nosretep huh interesting

    • @iloveu1579
      @iloveu1579 4 роки тому +2

      its already a state called alabama

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 роки тому +1723

    I’m cool with polyamory as a concept. Like not my kinda thing but as long as everyone involved is okay with it I don’t care. But 25 people??? 140 kids???? Hello???

    • @kittymischief1449
      @kittymischief1449 4 роки тому +276

      I am fine with polygamy too, but the max amount of partners should be 5 and even that can be too many, but Cheating is not a polygamous relationship, that is giving polygamy a bad name, in polygamy the partners would know and maybe sometimes it could be a triangle, sometimes it is a V, I am partially polygamous, I can live in a monogamous relationship, and I won’t actively look for new relationships, but if something does happen I would tell my partner about it and see if they are okay, and I would also ask if the other person is okay with it, transparency in polygamy is key and essential, so cheating is not true polygamy, usually /proper/ polygamous relationships that are not open relationships (kind of a different thing) will have 2 partners. So polygamy isn’t horrible, but it gets a bad name because of the people who turn it into a harem

    • @kitten_xbobatea5228
      @kitten_xbobatea5228 4 роки тому +174

      @@kittymischief1449 Yes! I am non-binary, pansexual, transgender. Im still considering if I’m ace. I understand discrimination... believe me. Polyamory is not bad as long as it’s transparent, Beautiful relationships can blossom and flourish. 💅🏻AS👏🏻LONG💅🏻AS👏🏻YOUR💅🏻OPEN👏🏻AND💅🏻AT👏🏻THE💅🏻CONSENSUAL👏🏻AGE💅🏻. That is all!

    • @kittymischief1449
      @kittymischief1449 4 роки тому +3

      @not Shane kid Nope, not gonna deal with this

    • @barslaf
      @barslaf 4 роки тому

      he didn't do anything illegal

    • @nousernameforme8381
      @nousernameforme8381 4 роки тому +60

      @@barslaf yes he did.

  • @cutecatsara123
    @cutecatsara123 4 роки тому +38

    Basically, he gets a new wife every time he's done with the other.

    • @sofvpgnn
      @sofvpgnn 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah it’s just disgusting...

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 5 років тому +61

    Cheating on your lovers =/= having multiple wives
    LOL that man is such an embarrassment.

  • @raydamenace3828
    @raydamenace3828 4 роки тому +167

    Imagine how many wedding rings he had to pay for.

  • @maximiliankratz
    @maximiliankratz 4 роки тому +73

    I would like to say that the Mormon church no longer endorses polygamy or him
    Thank you for coming to my ted talk

    • @Gabgab629
      @Gabgab629 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, haven't allowed it since 1890.

    • @abigailbennett9712
      @abigailbennett9712 4 роки тому +5

      Yesssss thank you. Mormons do not condone this at all! It's FDLS people like this guy who paint mormons in a bad light when flds and lds are two different denominations.

    • @dontlookatme6395
      @dontlookatme6395 3 роки тому +1

      Those kinds of people arent even accepted by the church and what they teach
      That literally goes against everything they stand for infact

  • @flesh_n_bones4571
    @flesh_n_bones4571 5 років тому +73

    He has his own army of children

  • @unabashedlyluckynerd7148
    @unabashedlyluckynerd7148 5 років тому +72

    Her laughter after "polygamy simulator" is so adorable! Keep it up!

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 роки тому +17

    I thought that when I heard that pharaoh ramses the second had something like 100-200 sons I thought it was exaggeration. This man has proven to me that it is very plausible.

  • @nopenope273
    @nopenope273 4 роки тому +92

    “not the brightest knife in the shed” has now been added to my daily vocabulary

  • @pigeon1178
    @pigeon1178 5 років тому +110

    I mean ultimately this isn't about love or a healthy relationship, as many polyam relationships are, it's about owning as many women as possible

    • @carboniml
      @carboniml 4 роки тому +8

      I don't think he's poly i think he's a sick fuck who should go to jail.

    • @carboniml
      @carboniml 4 роки тому +6

      For reference i am polysexual but i don't have more than two partners at a time because more would be fucking insane.

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 роки тому +3

      polygamists are fine, they don’t hurt anyone. This guy is a different breed

    • @5ashll303
      @5ashll303 2 роки тому

      He’s collecting them like Pokemon

  • @aceofspades2236
    @aceofspades2236 4 роки тому +27

    Teacher: write how many siblings you have, and which gender they are.
    Kid: I have 148 siblings.
    Teacher: wait what-
    Kid: I have a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister-

    • @anvakathazit1102
      @anvakathazit1102 3 роки тому +2

      - and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and -

  • @jerbear8884
    @jerbear8884 5 років тому +55

    This story is a very disheartening one I don't think anyone would have talked about. I'm glad you did though because it really does bring cases like these to light

  • @sunsetsarsaparilla4434
    @sunsetsarsaparilla4434 5 років тому +417

    This guy is Genghis Khan reincarnated

  • @jack-videogame9533
    @jack-videogame9533 4 роки тому +32

    Winston : *wants to have a child*
    Also Winston: Damn All The Eggs Are Taken Gotta Find A New Wife
    Winston To His Kid: So That's How I Met Your Mothers Yes... Mothers

  • @amysarahace
    @amysarahace 4 роки тому +207

    No one:
    Me with this overly used joke:
    The horny turtle that saved his spiecies: hi
    This dude: waz up

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 роки тому +3

      @@filipsebastiangross915 :'

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 роки тому +3

      @@filipsebastiangross915 :]

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 роки тому +4

      @@filipsebastiangross915 :∆

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 роки тому +4

      @@filipsebastiangross915 ಠ◡ಠ

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 роки тому +13

      Is there any reason that this reply section is so wholesome?

  • @petarmitkov1056
    @petarmitkov1056 5 років тому +73

    This guy has more kids than Liechtenstein has citizens

  • @-Theo-
    @-Theo- 3 роки тому +22

    Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out that they’re one of your 149 siblings like 4 years later 😭🤚

  • @malisaporisamet9806
    @malisaporisamet9806 5 років тому +417

    This man: Everyone cheats on their significant other
    Me: Jokes on you, I'm aromantic

  • @AshleesBathroom
    @AshleesBathroom 5 років тому +111

    Dude had at least 140 raw-dogging sessions and I don't know how I feel about it....
    NVM I hate it.

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 4 роки тому +18

      My man shot his nut more times than I jack off in a year wtf

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 4 роки тому +21

      unless some of the times he had twins or triplets, then again think of all the times he did and it DIDN'T result in pregnancy

    • @AshleesBathroom
      @AshleesBathroom 4 роки тому +3

      @Stardust crusader. that's even worse. I hate it even more.

  • @phoenixfire1074
    @phoenixfire1074 4 роки тому +24

    Zeus probably had more children than that

    • @limezazzy2813
      @limezazzy2813 6 місяців тому

      Isn’t more than half of the Greek gods like his kids

  • @theincompetentmyth8564
    @theincompetentmyth8564 5 років тому +241

    Can we talk about how smoothly Savantics rescued the dolphin?
    Like, she's better than PETA.
    Although that's as easy as becoming gay from Ricardo.

  • @notato5052
    @notato5052 5 років тому +42

    Guy: And your name is?
    Winston: Polygamy.
    Guy: excuse me?
    Winston: Mr. Polygamy

  • @carriegrasty8852
    @carriegrasty8852 4 роки тому +13

    Imagine how much he will have to pay in child support after he gets out of jail

  • @MoltenMonsters
    @MoltenMonsters 4 роки тому +103

    Everyone else: listening to to the video
    Me: *intently watching the Minecraft gameplay*

  • @theundeadpancake9869
    @theundeadpancake9869 5 років тому +561

    "Mormon polygamist"
    Wh-
    I'm Mormon and we don't do that anymore, we've been told not to do it I-
    WHAT?!
    What timeline is he living?
    Edit: _underaged brides_ oh my gosh this got worse, someone get them help

    • @batmanthechad204
      @batmanthechad204 5 років тому +109

      He is a FLDS Mormon, they split off of Mormonism when polygamy was made illegal after the LDS church denounced polygamy, and their church is almost identical, they just still believe in polygamy and racism. Both are technically Mormon, while I find many things in the LDS church problematic, grouping them with the FLDS church is unfair to them

    • @theundeadpancake9869
      @theundeadpancake9869 5 років тому +21

      @@batmanthechad204
      Ah that explains a lot. Holy cow

    • @keezyducky1261
      @keezyducky1261 4 роки тому +20

      Yes, I used to be a Mormon as well. Sadly, even though the rules say they should be excommunicated for such acts, some Mormons still practice polygamy. They really give the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints a bad name.

    • @RebeccaCoolidge
      @RebeccaCoolidge 4 роки тому +7

      @@batmanthechad204 what does the F stand for?

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +18

      @@keezyducky1261 given the suicide rate of light+ community in Utah that's not the only thing that gives Mormons a bad name
      Also it's a harem because there's too many women at this point

  • @thesmoothcriminalthatstruc88
    @thesmoothcriminalthatstruc88 3 роки тому +9

    He just,, enforces so many negative stereotypes about polyamory I can't even-

  • @SummerRene
    @SummerRene 4 роки тому +307

    Ok, so me and my friends were like “What would a mermaid but a crab look like?” And then my friend drew it. Now we worship crab girl, and she is a part of all of our sketchbooks.

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 4 роки тому +43

      I hate to say it but that's probably not the weirdest religion out there

    • @graceesmi
      @graceesmi 4 роки тому +21

      That was random but ok

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 4 роки тому +6

      @@dourtrentis2963 same

    • @mikad2976
      @mikad2976 4 роки тому +12

      I mean, I worship lamps so I shall join you

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 роки тому +7

      So is it like woman top and bottom crab or crab with a mermaid tail? 🤔

  • @JackChop
    @JackChop 5 років тому +88

    Guy: I married three 15 years olds. Me: W... What

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah child marriage is legal in the United States.

    • @JackChop
      @JackChop 4 роки тому

      @@Andyatl2002 really?! I live there and I didn't even know lol

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 роки тому +1

      Duel Spino, oh buddy I have had the misfortune of living here as well.

  • @MiguelGonzalez-sl5hw
    @MiguelGonzalez-sl5hw 4 роки тому +5

    He's reaching to Joker levels of insanity for saying everyone is a polygomist.

  • @omegs
    @omegs 5 років тому +94

    "hello fellow crab god worshippers!"
    *Huuh? How does she know?*

    • @equalmatthias7008
      @equalmatthias7008 4 роки тому

      Bro i love how there is just this one comment not about the video.
      Not sarcastic, btw.

  • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
    @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 4 роки тому +242

    Polygamy is only ok IF all party's are consenting and adults and weren't coerced

    • @pheurangtchi9754
      @pheurangtchi9754 4 роки тому +61

      He married minors so nope.

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 4 роки тому +37

      @@pheurangtchi9754 Well fuck that's so much worse

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 роки тому +2

      exactly

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, it's just the forcing people and or a person you're in a relationship with into it that makes it a problem.

    • @Aditi77828
      @Aditi77828 4 роки тому +3

      Some of them weren't even adults

  • @coldsandwich
    @coldsandwich 4 роки тому +10

    This video degraded my opinion of humanity
    Watching you save that beached dolphin restored it

  • @khalidsuleman4124
    @khalidsuleman4124 4 роки тому +24

    Henry VIII: I have 6 wives
    This Guy: Those are rookie numbers

  • @psycho_dog33
    @psycho_dog33 4 роки тому +52

    5:44 Can we talk about this wholesome moment where she helps a dolphin back into the water?

    • @alienzenus155
      @alienzenus155 4 роки тому +8

      I am glad you mentionned it! I felt like i was the only one that truly appreciated that moment

    • @movingchannels2203
      @movingchannels2203 4 роки тому +7

      Not all Heroes wear capes

  • @Seadog87
    @Seadog87 4 роки тому +12

    *“What?! Have you not heard of Polygamy Simulator?”*