My Favorite Graduation Speech Ever

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • This kid from East Jessamine High School gives a hilarious graduation speech complete with Southland knocks and off-color jokes.

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  • @fuckametrogronkcunt2917
    @fuckametrogronkcunt2917 10 років тому +709

    People say school was the easiest part of your life. Bullshit.

  • @daniellelee5766
    @daniellelee5766 9 років тому +948

    I was probably looking at the woman at the bottom corner more than him LOL

    • @dustinsattarelle5783
      @dustinsattarelle5783 9 років тому +130

      Danielle lee she was not impressed about the wet dream joke haha

    • @austinfreeman128
      @austinfreeman128 9 років тому +3

      +dustin sattarelle 😂😂😂 yeah

    • @kiki-db2ru
      @kiki-db2ru 9 років тому

      +Danielle lee me too

    • @ExtacyOfThinking
      @ExtacyOfThinking 9 років тому +11

      +Danielle lee "The student teacher relationship is no longer a problem" sure crossed her mind once or twice..

    • @sasquach2488
      @sasquach2488 8 років тому +1

      me too she looks so confused

  • @TheCL0WN96
    @TheCL0WN96 11 років тому +464

    I feel sorry for the guy/girl that has to come up after him, knowing their speech definitely isn't going to top that.

  • @Nachtopus
    @Nachtopus 9 років тому +478

    Those wet dream jokes were pretty ballsy.

    • @orinpemulus1441
      @orinpemulus1441 8 років тому +3

      +metalmusician6798 He could have meant peed the bed. That's for the audience to decide and makes them acceptable.

    • @user-em9mw9ch3y
      @user-em9mw9ch3y 4 роки тому +3

      You need balls to do that..... and that too

  • @2ndnature802
    @2ndnature802 10 років тому +155

    This guy has perfect delivery.

    • @huiosjr
      @huiosjr 10 років тому +6

      Natural. Not perfect. With work though....

  • @yumandsuggs6942
    @yumandsuggs6942 9 років тому +104

    2:39 how her facial expression changes when she realises what he's saying LOL

  • @cassidylouwerens7061
    @cassidylouwerens7061 10 років тому +71

    Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid

    • @shane.stryker
      @shane.stryker 10 років тому +1

      No but he is a validictorian at east freaking jessamine.... You don't live in Kentucky and I do and I know that east is on the bottom of the list for education....

    • @bisacool7339
      @bisacool7339 9 років тому +1

      SibSixGaming so your basing your conclusion about the school's capabilities in judging their student?? SHAME!

  • @louisiananlord17
    @louisiananlord17 10 років тому +61

    "If CATS testing and portfolios are the best things about your lives, your lives are miserable." Truer words have never been spoken. :p

    • @konyvnyelv.
      @konyvnyelv. Рік тому

      They're the best thing of my life and I am proud of it

  • @dohoangquan35
    @dohoangquan35 10 років тому +84

    "No, not that dream, don't worry". HAHAHAHAAAA

  • @DavidSSabb
    @DavidSSabb 12 років тому +21

    This man managed to fit every joke I've ever heard in any graduation speech into one, and then some.

  • @hamatoyoshi8711
    @hamatoyoshi8711 8 років тому +69

    he would make a great actor at a comedy sitcom

    • @rouven_og
      @rouven_og 8 років тому +5

      Well, he's an actor. It's Diego Boneta. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Boneta

    • @zachwolfe6071
      @zachwolfe6071 8 років тому +1

      addicTix Lol what? That kid is from Jessamine County, Kentucky. It's most likely his name is not Diego.

    • @alexpurnell2934
      @alexpurnell2934 7 років тому

      Zach Wolfe That's definitely him bro

    • @yunianiceto9805
      @yunianiceto9805 7 років тому

      Hamato Yoshi diego boneta, he's an actor now :)

    • @rankedskywars
      @rankedskywars 3 роки тому

      @@rouven_og bro what ur telling me he released an album in portuguese his sophomore year? ok

  • @7eis
    @7eis 10 років тому +104

    not sure why I watched this to the end.

  • @LTMCMedia
    @LTMCMedia 9 років тому +41

    For the record, I am going to college, sorry if you lost that bet. LMAO

  • @ruheejuv121
    @ruheejuv121 8 років тому +94

    im supposed 2 b studying for my math test go me

    • @mongoosekhan3079
      @mongoosekhan3079 8 років тому +2

      Tomorrow is my chemistry exam and I am watching graduation videos LOL

    • @Just_HereLOL
      @Just_HereLOL 8 років тому

      ha my final

    • @Just_HereLOL
      @Just_HereLOL 8 років тому

      my bad final(s)

    • @dairysmoreta6108
      @dairysmoreta6108 8 років тому

      Same here, I just need some motivation! Preparation for college ughhh!

    • @nicciveroni5730
      @nicciveroni5730 8 років тому

      i got a history test tom

  • @Matthew-qh9ds
    @Matthew-qh9ds 8 років тому +32

    He sounds and looks like Josh from drake and josh

  • @makeitmodded
    @makeitmodded 8 років тому +68

    Just realized this is Highschool.. Highschool isn't a milestone, its the beginning of your grave =P

    • @makeitmodded
      @makeitmodded 8 років тому +1

      ***** Na... Just 4:00 in the morning. You know how it is.

  • @haydenjessup
    @haydenjessup 10 років тому +402

    congratulations, you have completed the easiest part of your life.

    • @Venom312
      @Venom312 10 років тому +20

      Bre Richardson Sorry to hear about your parents and congrats on the GPA, but the statement is still true. Aside from extenuating circumstances, high school as it is, is simply a matter of attending and 'getting through' it. You have to actively work at not succeeding, whereas everything else requires work to succeed.

    • @haydenjessup
      @haydenjessup 10 років тому +11

      Wasn't that hard, wait until you hit University. :) biggest wake up call.

    • @brerichardson1866
      @brerichardson1866 10 років тому +41

      What? You just hit your wake up call at university? I attend NYU for Biochemistry and to be honest. It's tough. But it definitely wasnt high school. So much drama in highschool. so much wanting to quit. Where here there is no point in giving up. all my classes are quite nicely scheduled and I can do my homework easier than high school. Seems like you had to do some growing up to realize your wake up call later. You're pretty ignorant though. To make a such a simple statement on a subject that dwarves and ultimately decides peoples lives. So many kids drop out of highschool and have to get a GED. yeah people drop college but college is something you decide. Highschool you truly have to do, otherwise your life if going to be even worse.

    • @haydenjessup
      @haydenjessup 10 років тому +4

      I was educated in Australia, and I live in Australia. now, what you study than rather when you went to school is totally irrelevant and different ball game. for me, school was fun and not so challenging, and i had good friends that i have left with, and ill be honest, I commented on this video with my opinion and nothing else, i wasn't being ignorant i was stating the truth. you on the other hand are the ignorant one, you must of found school challenging and a very anti social but nothing in this world comes free and nothing is thrown our way. you might learn that some day :). id love to play keyboard warriors with you, but you're not worth my time.

    • @SSDecontrol94
      @SSDecontrol94 10 років тому +23

      Hayden Jessup Cool story, bro.

  • @lordtomosdecree
    @lordtomosdecree 10 років тому +386

    It must be hard for this guy to put on a hair net when working at mcDonalds

    • @SiderFace
      @SiderFace 10 років тому +197

      Dude. This is a speech typically given by the valedictorian. So, your joke makes no sense. Its really just random. You could make the McDonald's joke at any time, and target any person. To make it specifically here means very little, and doesn't hit the mark.

    • @lordtomosdecree
      @lordtomosdecree 10 років тому +10

      SiderFace I felt i needed to express my opinion about hair net and him working at mcdonalds :)

    • @kakairuislove
      @kakairuislove 10 років тому +79

      Are you just going around to graduation speeches commenting about them working at McDonalds because I swear this is the 3rd time i've scene you say the exact same thing. Were you a promising valid Victorian? Did you completely fail? Because I have a feeling you're just attacking these people out of self hatre.

    • @lordtomosdecree
      @lordtomosdecree 10 років тому +13

      Timex Lordx I passed English, because you know, I can use the word "seen" not "scene" BURN

    • @kakairuislove
      @kakairuislove 10 років тому +58

      lordtomosdecree Burn? Are we three? Sure my spelling is a sin and my grammar is actually a crime against humanity but I am very successful in life because I play on my strengths. I can take a computer apart and put it back together in about 5 minutes and do things with crime scene evidence that would make your head explode. But I suspect you are someone who never learned to play their strengths because you seem like a miserable person. Why do you feel it necessary to find videos of very smart, motivated people cheering on the future and comment that they are working at McDonalds? My guess is that you actually work at McDonalds but you were told your whole life that you were special. Did one of the people who you used to bully or someone you seen as below you come in and order some fries? Why so bitter?

  • @hugol4024
    @hugol4024 4 роки тому +2

    this is what i find when in quarantine

  • @D3m0nDoG
    @D3m0nDoG 10 років тому +12

    6:07 that woman was like ... true story :(

  • @joychowdhury2440
    @joychowdhury2440 Рік тому +3

    This guy is already a millionaire, doing stand-up comedy and a storyteller.

  • @hatemkhrouf8955
    @hatemkhrouf8955 8 років тому +5

    His name is Diego Boneta , he is now an actor/singer

    • @GabsCalde
      @GabsCalde 8 років тому +3

      No he isnt Diego. Diego Boneta is from Mexico, went to school there and won a Tv show for child actors, then made a kids oriented telenovela.

  • @flute136
    @flute136 11 років тому +10

    giraffe in the lower right of the screen!!

  • @LittleMissTwizzler
    @LittleMissTwizzler 11 років тому +1

    I gotta hand it to this kid: hilarious yet meaningful top notch speech

  • @jeffreygray4670
    @jeffreygray4670 10 років тому +14

    Where is this guy now?

  • @MatthewEcclesiastes
    @MatthewEcclesiastes 10 років тому +5

    12 long haaaaaaaaaaaaard years loool

  • @Hamzamalikyaqoob
    @Hamzamalikyaqoob 5 років тому +2

    *Still In 2020 , Anyone ?* 😂😂

  • @beatlesfreak89
    @beatlesfreak89 13 років тому

    Why couldn't the graduation speech I had to sit through be as awesome as this one?

  • @haleymonson8352
    @haleymonson8352 11 років тому +1

    I have to speak at my graduation this Friday and I'm so tempted to steal this. HAHAHA

  • @mcauleyr.gallagher9276
    @mcauleyr.gallagher9276 7 років тому +2

    I came here looking for what my speech should be like... inspiring, funny, and educational... and let me tell ya... uh... I got nothing, I just could not stop watching that woman in the corner!!!

  • @bluegrassreb1
    @bluegrassreb1 5 років тому

    the cheer for Freebird from the class of 08 made me surprised and happy.

  • @eagle94haslanded
    @eagle94haslanded 11 років тому

    Every year since those 12 years of hell has been better than the last.

  • @Lynnblue98
    @Lynnblue98 8 років тому +3

    Class of 2017 here!

  • @hakeemmitchell267
    @hakeemmitchell267 10 років тому +2

    Don't cry because it's over.. Smile because it happened

  • @lilggio12
    @lilggio12 10 років тому +7

    is this a theater play or something. I can tell he rehearsed.

  • @jasminejayjayJJ
    @jasminejayjayJJ 12 років тому

    lol ... i was looking up stud.co. ideas and i found this... this kid... only just made my day lol

  • @CatWithAnRPG
    @CatWithAnRPG 11 років тому

    You had me at "Freebird", kid.
    I salute you.

  • @laceyjay1238
    @laceyjay1238 9 років тому +6

    the lady in the bottom right tho

  • @archiecook55
    @archiecook55 10 років тому

    I was laughing and clapping along with the audience here behind my computer, love this speech. :)

  • @derekdicus
    @derekdicus 9 років тому +1

    Please OOOOOOOHHHH please, let this man have become a comedian. If he's not a comedian, he, and us all, are missing out big time.

    • @rainurkh
      @rainurkh 8 років тому

      +Nicole M really? what's his name?

  • @nickgifford2297
    @nickgifford2297 8 років тому +15

    I'm probably graduating in 2020

  • @SuperKpill
    @SuperKpill 13 років тому

    definitely better than most graduation speeches I've heard... especially high school graduation speeches

  • @JackF99
    @JackF99 Рік тому

    OK 14 years on we want to hear from this guy. Where is he today?

  • @samrossdress4less
    @samrossdress4less 13 років тому

    wow he must have worked hard for that speeech, he wasnt nervous this was amazing

  • @kimberlyzuluaga
    @kimberlyzuluaga 4 роки тому

    this was literally like the best speech ever what

  • @verdejazz
    @verdejazz 14 років тому +1

    Wow it was amazing, this guy has a gift, I wish I could make such a speech, I have mine next week and I haven't even written it...

  • @Chronas9.9
    @Chronas9.9 8 років тому

    i love this guy
    and this year

  • @brynnemo9719
    @brynnemo9719 10 років тому +3

    haha this was an awesome speech!

  • @barbarahawk6476
    @barbarahawk6476 10 років тому

    That was a great speech, young Sir. Good Luck In all you accomplish in your lifetime.

  • @CoryDominic
    @CoryDominic 10 років тому +2

    I almost cried ! SHIT I DIDNT EVEN GO TO HIGHSCHOOL TILL 08 hahaha

  • @brendyluv
    @brendyluv 13 років тому

    This is prolly the best speech i have ever heard in my life...

  • @PapaCologne
    @PapaCologne 12 років тому

    That was absolutely amazing. I wish our graduation speech in my high school graduation was half this good.

  • @222toobanawaz4
    @222toobanawaz4 3 роки тому +2

    M i the only one who is watching in 2020
    I mean yt give it to my recommendations after 12 years
    Seriously!!!!!

  • @contreras27able
    @contreras27able 9 років тому

    i am doing a graduation speech this one has helped the most, great speech

  • @hummbug1
    @hummbug1 12 років тому

    Dang dude 12 years in HS thats tough man he must be about 27 now. Brilliant!

  • @MayzeSigSzalay
    @MayzeSigSzalay 10 років тому +4

    Umm....Did anyone else click on this thinking it was Darren Criss?

    • @TheBestOfProductions
      @TheBestOfProductions 10 років тому +11

      No.

    • @TheScottybomber
      @TheScottybomber 10 років тому

      Yes.

    • @Almondstash
      @Almondstash 10 років тому

      Who's Darren Criss?

    • @TheScottybomber
      @TheScottybomber 10 років тому +2

      Almondstash He's an actor :) When he was in college he had hair incredibly similar to this mans, so in a thumbnail, it's easy to mistake the two :)

  • @beatriceghattas4801
    @beatriceghattas4801 11 років тому

    This IS the best graduation speech ever!

  • @wartortle577
    @wartortle577 10 років тому +3

    Cowboy Bebop

  • @TheIvymonster
    @TheIvymonster 13 років тому

    i wish he came back to ejhs for our 2015 grad speech

  • @CaeKwe612
    @CaeKwe612 8 років тому +3

    Okay it got funny

  • @Sparky-ce9yy
    @Sparky-ce9yy 6 років тому

    10 YEARS

  • @Samman912
    @Samman912 12 років тому

    Who else is watching this 4 years later? (2012)

  • @gothicslytherinchic
    @gothicslytherinchic 12 років тому

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

  • @joedotphp
    @joedotphp 9 років тому +4

    What was the line at 4:58?

    • @sh.habibi
      @sh.habibi 9 років тому +6

      Your mom

    • @MrFearless10
      @MrFearless10 9 років тому +1

      Sobia Habibi Fokin rekt

    • @joedotphp
      @joedotphp 9 років тому

      Nils Bergström :|

    • @horsegirlb7120
      @horsegirlb7120 9 років тому

      JoeDotPHP CATS testing, or KATS testing - just an acronym for a standardized test

    • @DeaditeDalton
      @DeaditeDalton 9 років тому +13

      Too bad they got rid of it because there was too many cheetahs

  • @grantstewart299
    @grantstewart299 10 років тому +1

    They have the same senior song every year? Damn, 2010 at my school was Second Chance by Shinedown, and 2012, my year, was Time Of Your Life by Green Day.

    • @minstrel1184
      @minstrel1184 10 років тому +3

      Ugggh, really? Time of Your Life? There's one that's only been used 8 million times since it's release.

    • @sonofhell98
      @sonofhell98 10 років тому

      They just used it for my school's senior class

    • @Brendini27
      @Brendini27 8 років тому

      Two amazing songs.

  • @dzadriana
    @dzadriana 11 років тому

    Lol reminds me of the val at our high school had a bet going with us that he could get the entire staff up and cheering "OH SIX." He won. We figured out about 1/4 of the way into his speech that he was rhyming. He wore a Hawaiian shirt under his robes and was all around hilarious. This guy was pretty good too though.

  • @LeoneBeats
    @LeoneBeats 8 років тому +3

    He's mexican

    • @frankyschlong1475
      @frankyschlong1475 7 років тому +1

      +Kevin Melone Yeah, that's why I didn't like his speech.

    • @3Santo
      @3Santo 6 років тому

      Franky Schlong :/

  • @xbEAUTYb00
    @xbEAUTYb00 12 років тому

    just starring at the woman on the side to see her reactions lol

  • @215cheerleader
    @215cheerleader 11 років тому

    so funny. i watch it over and over again and its gets more funnier each time.

  • @velezan2010
    @velezan2010 12 років тому

    Standing ovation!

  • @litteringGlitter
    @litteringGlitter 11 років тому

    that blue fabric... I want

  • @ambersmith9247
    @ambersmith9247 7 років тому +2

    class of 2019

  • @dohoangquan35
    @dohoangquan35 13 років тому

    "no, not that dream, don't worry" LOL

  • @WayPastPoetic
    @WayPastPoetic 9 років тому +1

    This is a great speech

    • @mikewest9256
      @mikewest9256 6 років тому

      Jada Lanette ...your mom's a great speech

  • @anooseholay
    @anooseholay 10 років тому +1

    My class marched out to Free Bird!

  • @iSuperrMan
    @iSuperrMan 11 років тому

    This guy's got talent

  • @yadnom1000
    @yadnom1000 12 років тому

    i see what you did there i totally fell for it

  • @VancouverEdge
    @VancouverEdge 12 років тому

    So glad to be from this school.

  • @theamazingempiricist
    @theamazingempiricist 12 років тому

    I like to think that that lady is just a head sitting on a table.

  • @StarDarkFire
    @StarDarkFire 12 років тому

    you dear sir are a bad ass.

  • @GhOsTwAlKeR151
    @GhOsTwAlKeR151 12 років тому

    ....."No, not that dream!" LOL

  • @75Glanz75
    @75Glanz75 10 років тому

    OH EIGHT!

  • @Arisassmeat
    @Arisassmeat 10 років тому

    THAT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL!!! GO JAGS

  • @requiae9358
    @requiae9358 8 років тому +1

    What a guy.

  • @djslamn
    @djslamn 11 років тому

    .....He is kick-ass. don't you remember this part?

  • @S3NPAPI
    @S3NPAPI 10 років тому +3

    clap clap nice speech

  • @whiteguycash
    @whiteguycash 11 років тому

    The top of the ladder is filled with a successful innovators and successful thieves.

  • @neworleans202
    @neworleans202 11 років тому

    BEST SPEECH EVER!!!!!!

  • @Action_Figure_King
    @Action_Figure_King 10 років тому

    Wonder if he stayed true to his speech and made great memories?? He should be getting ready to graduate grad school or a working man now!!

  • @rachelisabella7496
    @rachelisabella7496 3 роки тому

    haha my brothers went to school with this dude! he was in between their grades

  • @hjjassi5318
    @hjjassi5318 10 років тому +1

    awesome speech

  • @the.real.roxxo.
    @the.real.roxxo. 12 років тому

    neon indian graduation

  • @dylanwaran827
    @dylanwaran827 3 роки тому

    This guy must be some comedy guy or something!

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone
    @JeffersonDinedAlone 11 років тому

    Graduation speeches are like being the prettiest waitress at Denny's; it doesn't matter.

  • @mobiusklein9140
    @mobiusklein9140 9 років тому +1

    Honestly, my first impression is that he' s graduating from Clown School

  • @masrurtehzib556
    @masrurtehzib556 9 років тому

    Awesome. Best speech ever.

  • @rachellsaintlaraunt1
    @rachellsaintlaraunt1 10 років тому

    Great speech...

  • @AM-ny7wq
    @AM-ny7wq 10 років тому +1

    I hate that now there's publicity in every single video I watch and I have to wait 5 seconds to skip it D:

  • @0rewind0
    @0rewind0 12 років тому

    lets be serious, none of you who are commenting that are getting Valedictorian.

  • @mrbookazoo
    @mrbookazoo 11 років тому

    That woman's name is Mrs. Zabilka