I love how the EMP watch was "very powerful" and blows up several levels of power and a bionic eye, but Bond's earpiece and the silo's doors worked perfectly fine immediately after
The only real error with depiction of Bond's EMP emmiter is the igniting of the bionic eye. Although Q doesn't say so, all of Bond's and fem007's electronic equipment would be very realistically presumed to be EMP resistant. Integrated circuitry is very vulnerable to EMP. Large load electrical components such as lever switches, large electric motors, etc to open/close blast doors aren't affected by EMP.
It’s irrelevant that he dies this movie because they’re starting a whole new Bond universe next one anyways. Idk why it’s such a big deal. At least we got to see film history as a bonus lmao
"Safin killed Madeline's mother when she was a kid - and now that she's all grown up they're the same age" - damn! Completely missed that one when I saw the movie...
Writer: "So Bond is standing there as missiles approach the island." Producer: "Oh, boy, it's gonna be difficult to get outta that one." Writer: "... uh ...yes it is."
Not to be that guy...but it's actually the second longest. Longest one happened in the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pitch meeting (probably my favorite pitch meeting and the closest Producer Guy ever came to just dying inside).
Its so ObV that the Bad Guy always wanted a family and a little girl to poison in order to blackmail her mother into staying him. Why, because! I'm gone need you to get all the way off my back about that🤣
oh no no we need to show the mass killer being one of the most compassionate people on the show for 7 seasons before he kills a million people for absolutely no reason
@@MotherBra1n "one of the most compassionate people on the show" is a huge overstatement IMO. She was extremely cruel to those she disagreed with, and I think it was always clear that her ego played a large part in her freeing of slaves etc. The end was still terribly handled though.
@@grantmalone she had a hero complex and occasionally stepped over the line when it came to punishing people that had wronged her or innocent people (such as the slavers, not the tarly's they got what they deserved, it's a medieval setting, it's a war, they killed her strongest westerosi ally and fought against her). But in terms of her attitude to the common people and trying to protect those who've been oppressed by society, only Jon Snow comes close to her in that regard. Never forget the scene where Jorah says "don't bother taking that city, it won't get you any closer to westeros and the Iron throne, you have no reason to take it" to which she replies something along the lines of "there 300000 slaves in yunkai, so we have 300000 reasons to take the city" So no, burning down 1 million innocent people for no reason with no remorse simply makes no sense
@@MotherBra1n thank you for that. Literally what I keep saying when people come arguing the inconsistency of Daenerys burning a whole city of people down.
What I learned from this movie: While Bond is 100% impervious to bullets, explosions do have a mild, almost unpleasant effect on him, so … they're clearly worse.
@@ryanviningtube that might be, but if they ever needed to use her code name during the mission, they should decide what her codename is then, did they change it to 008 during the mission?
its why the older bonds are better because the camp would have gave us our wish lol. craig bond is cool but its too serious for a very goofy outdated character
Also every villain in the mcu.. and ever, its such a lazy overused line that has no value unless theres some truth to it but there never is its just a line writters drop in when they dont know what to have the villain say
Oh god, it was the most generic speech ever. "we're not so different" + "people think they want freedom but really don't" + "I'm damaged so I'm a mass murderer"
He's probably still alive. He took a bomb in the face with little to no effect at the start of the movie after all. A missile exploding a hundred yards away should be fine 🙂
@@_taxman_ hey, do you not remember how devastating them grenades were? When 3 landed right in front of him and exploded, his hearing went muffled for at least 5 seconds.
I don't believe it was necessary to kill Bond off now that close a lot of possibilities beside Craig goner make some more scenes after this movie through tapes just like his former boss lady.
When Nomi said "do you know what time it is?" I mouthed the punchline along with her: "Bathtime." I was then very confused as to why she said something else.
"Well get this: he's evil" "How do we know that?" "His name is Lyutsifer." "Oh so he's Lucifer?" "No he's just named after him." "Well, if you name your child after Lucifer you just know he's going to grow up to be a good guy."
"Yeah, and so he's walking towards the house that young Madeline is but he wants to hide his identity so he's wearing a Noh mask" "He's wearing no mask? That doesn't sound like much of a disguise" "No he's wearing a Noh mask" "Yeah I really think this character should be wearing some form of face covering" "It's a traditional Japanese theatrical mask usually representing female characters" "Ohhhhhhhhh i get it - so he's disguised as a woman. Very clever!" "Let's just move on."
I know, right. The rage, to see a movie where the villain doesn't spend his last five minutes alive spoiling his evil plan. Like the meme goes. He's evil. Plain and simple. The movie was about Bond, not Dr. Not-No.
I liked some action scenes in NTTD but the villan is just absent and evil because he is evil. Screenwriters just wanted to make the entire movie about James Bond and its not right!
I don't understand how so many writers fail to come up with an evil goal for their villain that isn't "destroying the entire world or human race"... surely there are other steps before getting to that point
Producer: “Wait, don’t people who come back from retirement for one last job usually die?” Screenwriter: “I’m gonna need you to hold that question for about, oh, five minutes.”
Screenwriter alternative: "Well we want to subvert expectations." [When Screenwriter explains Bond dies] Producer: "I thought you said we would subvert expectations?" Screenwriter alt: "Yes, because who would kill off James Bond?"
I’ve seen various reviews and no one seems to mention the fact that using the EMP watch close to your face while sabotaging someone’s eye can also fry up the microphone in your ear that they were using to communicate all the time.
Swan is a boring character in general. But these movies trying to act like she's somehow the woman who can cull Bond of all people is ridiculous. Especially in light of the ridiculous chemistry between Bond and Vesper. If they had to go this route, they should have brought back Camille from Quantum of Solace. I would completely buy them as an aging spy couple.
@@kingsleycy3450 THIS there is 1000 billion times more sexual tension in that one shaving scene from Skyfall than there will ever be between Bond/Swan. There is a reason razor sales spiked that year
@@TheJadedJames It's like Titanic. Bond is Rose. Vesper is Jack. Madeline is the person Rose actually married and settled down and had a kid with but dies without seeing in the end anyway.
The weirdest thing with the Nanobots was that the whole point was that they were targeted, and then the villain was making them untargeted, which would make them a normal bioweapon.
I was also confused by the whole “We can’t launch missiles or it will start a war” only to then do this with zero consequences……..almost as if it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
wear a suit, plus the watch frying the nanobots was a trick mentioned, also i don't buy the "its there forever" like they can't find a way to shut down machines, them being nano sized is just plot convenience
I commented the exact same. He would need to be in complete isolation for the rest of his life. It still is a HUGE convenience for the plot that they are "permanent" since they are just tiny robots but given thats how they chose to go with it, it makes sense
"So he kills everyone in Spectre" "Like, everyone. And their families." "Except the guy with the iEyeball" "Oh yeah, he signs up to Safin's org right away. So he gets a pass from the nanobots." "Because he's evil too?" "Because he's evil too."
“So who is this Savin guy?” “Well he looks like Dr No, dresses like Dr. No, has an island like Dr. No, talks with Bond like Dr. No, and has his henchman refer to him as Dr in one scene.” “So the twist is he is going to say his real name is Dr. No the same way Blofeld did in Specter?” “No” “Don’t you mean Dr…..No” “Oh I see…I mean as in NO” “Why?” “Because” “That works”.
Safin is closer to Dr Shatterhand in the novel You Only Live Twice, given the love of lethal plants, and that both have bases in Japan. And yes, I know Dr Shatterhand is Blofeld in disguise.
Regarding the EMP thing - a second after he explodes robert de niro guy's eye he uses his in-ear communication device without any problems! That made me immediately think ´"Pitch Meeting".
Honestly one of the most fun things about these is predicting when the screenwriter guy will reply with "super easy, barely an inconvenience." I usually say it with him.
"sometimes when we leave it up to future us future us drops the ball" This is the phrase that now runs through my head every time I procrastinate on something lol
*"...so now that Madeline's all grown up, they're the same age!"* *"...but one thing's for sure he 'definitely' wants to commit genocide!!"* *Both of these had me rofl*
Not sure if anyone had mentioned this. The nanotechnology dna thing was done nearly just like this in Metal Gear Solid, ps1 game, years ago! Even used solid snake to get to the target because he had it in his system. It was called “FoxDie”
Glad someone said it - I was like, "This is ripped straight from Metal Gear Solid, a relatively famous video game involving spies and infiltration, so of course there'd be no chance the same audience that loves Bond and spy movies would ever have played any of those games, right?" "Oh, whoopsie!"
So a spy infiltrates a place so that the nanomachines in his body - that can target specific people - could kill the villains. The plot of this movie is basically Metal Gear Solid.
"How are they going to get accepted into the Fremen?" "It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience?" "Oh really?!" "Yeah, they just kill SPOILER!"
@@Blitzo8390 I think his version was around 3 hours? And I was being literal, no spoilers here but Dune is just part I movie... I am just warning people here to not get their hopes up.
technically if you duplicate yourself there is no effective difference between that and the original you as long as you keep the information the same because you are all conscious experiences anyway and the particularity of you as a discrete unit is an illusion
@@JM-mh1pp It makes no difference how into it you are, perhaps all the better. You will eventually "go" too, but you can never actually leave, you will cycle through every conscious experience forever.
Omg they used like the procrastination prayer: "Past me is a jerk, always leaving messes for present me to clean up. So I leave those for future me. Screw that guy!"
Bond is simply a walking embodiment of good luck. Plus he automatically injects stupidity and inability to aim into his enemies as soon as they meet him.
"So Bond is with that Madeleine Swan girl, right--" "Wait are you just going to skip talking about the opening scene with Madeleine as a young girl where she almost gets murdered?" "YEAH YEAH YEAH" "OH SKIPPING THE OPENING SCENE WITH MADELEINE SWAN AS A YOUNG GIRL ABOUT TO GET MURDERED IS TIGHT"
This is the first time I've seen a Pitch Meeting after watching the movie in theaters and loved every moment of it! Two things I'm surprised you didn't mention (some spoilers ahead): 1) The island Safin was on was disputed territory for Japan and Russia (and somehow neither knew or were aware of activity going on there), and the movie really pushed how both countries would be angry with MI6 and the UK if they launched missiles on the island and risk war, but after Bond died we never heard about it again. 2) When Safin was holding Bond's not-daughter daughter hostage at the end, the girl bites him, so he just lets her go for... no reason whatsoever. That said, still an entertaining video as always, and I can imagine making even more challenging to make a seven to eight minute video if you talked about every plot hole.
1) Presumably they explained to Japan and Russia that they just saved the world. M said to ignore them in the moment, so he of course planned to explain later. 2) Yeah that was some weak plotting.
Next Bond movie: Wait, how did he survive? ...Nanobots from the last movie. His face looks entirely different now ....Nanobot magic. And his balls work again! ....N
Especially since there are long gaps between them. Spectre was six years ago, and expecting me to be invested in Bond and Madeleine's (?) relationship when I couldn't even remember if she was from the other movie is a little much, especially since their relationship in that one was pretty much, she's a girl, he's James Bond, do the math, but not the math about their ages because that would be weird.
Particularly because it doesn't make sense. In Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace he's a baby, a newly-minted 00 agent and those two happen right after the other. But then immediately after in Skyfall Bond is already too old, jaded, tired and has seen everything.
"What should we call the villain?" "Oh, I don't think it matters. Something that sounds like Lucifer Satan should do, it's not like they make sense anyway!"
You have to wonder if villains with evil sounding names just happened to become evil, or did their name make them evil. Like in Green Lantern, the green lantern who looks like a devil just happens to be named sinestro, and is later evil. What came first?
@@macrumpton -Welcome children, I hope you had a nice vacations, so let's take attendance Milly Jones? -Present! -Thomas Hughes? -Present! - Lucifer Genocide Satan? -Here! 20 years later- Lucifer Genocide Satan receives nobel peace prize for brokering peace treaty in middle east...
@@macrumpton George lucas explained this pretty well. First you do something slightly evil, then you get an evil name then your stuck with being evil and have to kill younglings.
Well, i mean i do remember the basic dynamics, like who is Mr. White and Spectre. But then again i've seen Casino Royale like 20 times, Quantum and Skyfall 10 times and Spectre twice.
That's nearly ever gadget Q ever made for him "Now pay attention, 007. This device I am particularly proud of. Simply activate it, and you will be incased in impenetrable plot armor." "I don't know how you do it, Q." "OH, it's super easy 007. Barely an inconvenience."
Maybe the nanobots are shielded against EMPs like that, like the watch itself and Bond's earpiece? They don't go into detail as to how they work, and Q would know if they could be fried with the watch he conveniently gave Bond earlier.
@@cluelessbird101 I guess they exposed themselves to that plothole by specifically stating that the virus was nanobots and not some kind of genetically engineered virus. They kind of needed it to work that way for the doctor to be able to reprogram them on the fly to kill spectre instead of Bond, they could have worked around that part as well, I suppose.
“There’s also going to be a scene where Bond is driving a 1997 Toyota Land Cruiser with his maybe/maybe not daughter in the back and gets chased by 10 brand new Range Rovers and a helicopter through swampy terrain.” “Oh I bet it’s gonna be tough to escape those bad guys in that scene.” “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. He manages to total all of them and crush one of the main bad guys with his own car.” “What?”
@@daveyjonez6820 that's fair...maybe it's just safer to tail them and Malik's character was likely the kinda boss who tells his henchmen to tail them and not fire. It's clear there were a lot of men involved too...
Which Pitch Meeting is your favorite so far?
The ones that aren't spoiling movies that are still in theaters.
Every single one. It's crazy what you can do other than shitty lists nobody cares about, when you try.
All of them, but especially The Scott Pilgrim vs. the World one (which u haven't made yet).
Twilight cracks me up every time.
I don’t know, I have so many favourites, I love the Star Wars mib mcu and sonic pitches, do you think Ryan would ever do doctor who
"That's a surprise considering his balls were destroyed in Casino Royale."
They were rebuilt. With Nanobots.
Nanoballs.
@@ot0m0t0 Nanomachines Son
@@ot0m0t0 i like how youtube offered to translate your comment
@@ot0m0t0 nice one. 😂😂😂
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!?
I love how the EMP watch was "very powerful" and blows up several levels of power and a bionic eye, but Bond's earpiece and the silo's doors worked perfectly fine immediately after
The EMP had Nanomachines, don't worry about it.
It's actually very easy to do that. Barely an inconvenience.
I liked how the EMP watch had ZERO impact on NanoBOTS...
@@ChrisPeteG Because nanobots don’t have wire probably
The only real error with depiction of Bond's EMP emmiter is the igniting of the bionic eye. Although Q doesn't say so, all of Bond's and fem007's electronic equipment would be very realistically presumed to be EMP resistant. Integrated circuitry is very vulnerable to EMP. Large load electrical components such as lever switches, large electric motors, etc to open/close blast doors aren't affected by EMP.
*That internal conflict when you haven't seen the movie yet but you REALLY wanna watch the pitch meeting for it*
I just watch it no matter what
And now I feel I don't ever need to see it. It went downhill beginning with Dreadfall very fast...this is the pits.
@@aperson5215 same here. And I hit the like button right away regardless.
I know you're pain. Damnit Ryan and your infectious humor.
I watched it before they had time to release this
"James Bond dies."
You can see the pain in the producer's eyes as millions o dollars disappear into nothing before him.
Next up... Movie 26... the name's Bond... Mathilde Bond ( spin-off by Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridges ) ?
Agreed, but. Hundreds of millions. I think they're up to about 500 million and someone said they'll need 900 million to break even
@@chrissytheswitch Yuppi-dee-yup!
His non-daughter daughter 😁😁
It’s irrelevant that he dies this movie because they’re starting a whole new Bond universe next one anyways. Idk why it’s such a big deal. At least we got to see film history as a bonus lmao
"Safin killed Madeline's mother when she was a kid - and now that she's all grown up they're the same age" - damn! Completely missed that one when I saw the movie...
Hope you come back with one of your videos
I figured he was like 17-18 under the mask, and she looked about 12
I didn’t. And made sure everyone who saw the movie with me didn’t missed that one. 😂😂😂
@@neptunepriest yea I agree with you here. That’s a reasonable assumption.
I did not miss that. He should have been 60+ in the movie
Writer: "So Bond is standing there as missiles approach the island."
Producer: "Oh, boy, it's gonna be difficult to get outta that one."
Writer: "... uh ...yes it is."
Oh, man, HUGE missed opportunity there!!
@@superface Yes! I was convinced that would be the line before I watched it.
They did this on the new space jam
Super difficult, basically an inconvenience
I thought Bond was lying to Madeleine so she thought he was dead and then he would escape (like the start of Skyfall).
"When we leave things to future us, sometimes future us drops the ball"
So much truth...
Like Fry's dog in Futurama. Jeez. Now I'm sad again.
There's a life lesson in there
Story of my life right there.
This made me laugh so hard I'm sure I woke my neighbor up. Way to go Ryan.
Yeah, I felt that.
"So, anyway, then Bond dies."
(Longest silence in the history of Pitch Meetings.)
"What?"
Every Bond fan ever right with you there, Producer Guy.
Why it bombed besides u got the makers trashing past bond films at every turn.
@@GH-hl8gu i mean it made over half a billion in pandemic times, outperformed shang chi too.
Not to be that guy...but it's actually the second longest. Longest one happened in the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pitch meeting (probably my favorite pitch meeting and the closest Producer Guy ever came to just dying inside).
His “What!?” was priceless. I felt that 😳
John Wicks dog was pretty long
"So the bad guy kidnaps James Bond's daughter."
"Why?"
"I dont know, he just does... then he gives her back."
Its so ObV that the Bad Guy always wanted a family and a little girl to poison in order to blackmail her mother into staying him.
Why, because! I'm gone need you to get all the way off my back about that🤣
@@timsartistic7328 ooooh having a little girl to poison in order to blackmail her mother is tight!
When she just walked away, I literally thought to myself in the theater "Well that was super easy."
@@joshevans3421 Yesss, having a little Keychain poison vial is so tight, it was super easy barely an inconvenience!🤣
@@timsartistic7328 "wow wow wow"
"Pools of acid and poison.. "
"For the nanobots...??"
"Yes"
Such a good point! 🤣
Wasn't it explained that those were built by Safin's father, and would have been around for many years before the nanobot factory was made?
@WironPL thank you. Someone with a brain.
Bc nanobots were a last minute rewrite to avoid the plot being Covid related.
@@fiercekrypton Or someone with the internet.
I imagine a virus wouldn't have much use for pools of acid and poison either.
ryan: "he wants to commit genocide!"
ryan: "but why?"
ryan: "because he's evil!"
D&D: makes perfect sense
oh no no we need to show the mass killer being one of the most compassionate people on the show for 7 seasons before he kills a million people for absolutely no reason
@@MotherBra1n "one of the most compassionate people on the show" is a huge overstatement IMO. She was extremely cruel to those she disagreed with, and I think it was always clear that her ego played a large part in her freeing of slaves etc. The end was still terribly handled though.
@@grantmalone she had a hero complex and occasionally stepped over the line when it came to punishing people that had wronged her or innocent people (such as the slavers, not the tarly's they got what they deserved, it's a medieval setting, it's a war, they killed her strongest westerosi ally and fought against her).
But in terms of her attitude to the common people and trying to protect those who've been oppressed by society, only Jon Snow comes close to her in that regard. Never forget the scene where Jorah says "don't bother taking that city, it won't get you any closer to westeros and the Iron throne, you have no reason to take it" to which she replies something along the lines of "there 300000 slaves in yunkai, so we have 300000 reasons to take the city"
So no, burning down 1 million innocent people for no reason with no remorse simply makes no sense
@@MotherBra1n thank you for that. Literally what I keep saying when people come arguing the inconsistency of Daenerys burning a whole city of people down.
i thought the producer name is george
What I learned from this movie: While Bond is 100% impervious to bullets, explosions do have a mild, almost unpleasant effect on him, so … they're clearly worse.
He must have had at least 8 bullet holes in him by the end of the movie.
@@RorikH That's not what impervious means. ;-)
@@jamielondon6436 I know, but it's what happened in the movie, and is similar.
"Write Nanobots... can do whatever you want... don't have to explain it" - doing whatever you want and not having to explain it IS TIGHT
Pissing people off is TIGHT
Nanomachines, son!
Because Marvel
Yes indeed, quite right, it is in fact tight, this time you were incredibly accurate.
Lol same thing in the arrowverse TV shows
I love the long, long stunned silence from producer guy when he hears James Bond dies in the end.
Same as when John Wick's dog died
Or when Quicksilver was revealed to NOT be Mephisto.
@@somerandolad Or when the final battle between the sparkly people never happened
i was reading the comments while the video was playing...so this was ah spoiler spoiler
@@kennethnwebb A spoiler of a spoiler. A matryoshka spoiler
“Yea switch code names right before the big mission that won’t be confusing”
"non daughter daughter"
@@Nathan-Croft Well she clearly is not his daughter, I mean in casino royal he had a pretty...crushing experience...
they never even said what her new codename would be..
@@kentskeie2381 Her new code name will be James Bond in 2022
@@ryanviningtube that might be, but if they ever needed to use her code name during the mission, they should decide what her codename is then, did they change it to 008 during the mission?
I'll always be mad they didn't use the "It's time to die" line when Bond literally killed someone with a watch
I've done that in the Train level in Goldeneye 007.
@@MKDumas1981zapzapzapzapzap "Huurrrr!"
Definitely a missed opportunity.
Still appreciate they did the Bond pun with the sound effect lol
its why the older bonds are better because the camp would have gave us our wish lol. craig bond is cool but its too serious for a very goofy outdated character
“That’s a surprise considering his balls was destroyed in Casino Royale”
“Oh no, they still work!”
*Best Pitch Ever*
Balls of Steel that was the working title of a another Bond film WOW WOW WOW
Oh really?
@@whoknew2273 you mean Thunderballs
Undestructible balls are tight!!!!
OOPSIES!
I love how Ryan has stopped asking the viewers to click around because he’s finally accepted that he’s the face of Screen Rant now.
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He's the ScreenRant guy and the ONLY reason I ignore the woke articles from the website.
@@hermitcard4494 There's a website?
@@Helbore 🤣👍
@@hermitcard4494 Shoving propaganda article to peoples throat is tight.
The "We're not so different you and I" line got me 😂 That's exactly what Dr.Evil tells Austin Powers which is in itself a parody of James Bond.
Also every villain in the mcu.. and ever, its such a lazy overused line that has no value unless theres some truth to it but there never is its just a line writters drop in when they dont know what to have the villain say
@@pisscvre69 It pained me to see that line being used in the excellent The Batman trailer too 😖
It adds another layer to it that Dr Evil and Austin are played by the same actor :D.
Oh god, it was the most generic speech ever. "we're not so different" + "people think they want freedom but really don't" + "I'm damaged so I'm a mass murderer"
@@thebatman4279 also lets not act like this is the first time this has happened in a bond movie.
"I'm sure they're not going to need the guy who created the bioweapon for anything."
LMAO, that's spot on.
"So now that Madeline is all grown up, they're the same age."
"What?"
“It’s the beginning of the movie. Did you think he was gonna get killed?”
*Skyfall has entered the chat*
@@grantmalone Except he doesn't die in any of those....
LOL! Best comment/observation yet!
your mum entered chat
dark fate
@@grantmalone I mean in real life a shot and a fall off the bridge at that height would kill literally anyone
Producer guy's face, when being told "then James Bond dies." priceless.
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The way he survived that grave exploding completely unscathed makes me seriously doubt that the second one gave him much more than a broken wrist
He's probably still alive. He took a bomb in the face with little to no effect at the start of the movie after all. A missile exploding a hundred yards away should be fine 🙂
@@_taxman_ hey, do you not remember how devastating them grenades were? When 3 landed right in front of him and exploded, his hearing went muffled for at least 5 seconds.
6:28 Pitch Meetings with long awkward pauses where Producer Guy's face slowly dies and you can hear random chatter in the background are TIGHT!
Although this was the absolutely perfect ending for the Craig bond story arch.
I don't believe it was necessary to kill Bond off now that close a lot of possibilities beside Craig goner make some more scenes after this movie through tapes just like his former boss lady.
@@wowrada just let the guy retire.
Not every movie needs a dramatic sacrifice ending
- So he died but at the end credits, it'll be like "James Bond will return"
- As a zombie?
LOL 😂
They *really* should have used "007 will return" … I think they even did that in the old movies.
Bond Black ops : Call of Duty Zombies
Did it actually say that? I don't remember seeing it.
@@viddork At the very end, yes.
@@jamielondon6436 Classic Bond movies to have «James Bond will return in (next movie title)»
The “barely an inconvenience,” joke gets funnier every time
Well you see, writing them is super easy barely an inconvenience
What's even more bizarre is I don't know why.
Being able to escape in a way that’s super easy is tight.
@@TheREALSimagination because, sir.
Jokes that get funnier every time are TIGHT!!
When Nomi said "do you know what time it is?" I mouthed the punchline along with her: "Bathtime." I was then very confused as to why she said something else.
Omg that would have been awesome
You should be a writer sir
"Well get this: he's evil"
"How do we know that?"
"His name is Lyutsifer."
"Oh so he's Lucifer?"
"No he's just named after him."
"Well, if you name your child after Lucifer you just know he's going to grow up to be a good guy."
"Yeah, and so he's walking towards the house that young Madeline is but he wants to hide his identity so he's wearing a Noh mask"
"He's wearing no mask? That doesn't sound like much of a disguise"
"No he's wearing a Noh mask"
"Yeah I really think this character should be wearing some form of face covering"
"It's a traditional Japanese theatrical mask usually representing female characters"
"Ohhhhhhhhh i get it - so he's disguised as a woman. Very clever!"
"Let's just move on."
@@JDazell lmao underrated comment 😂😂😂😂😂
To be fair his father owned a poison factory island.
His name was probably something just as ridiculously evil.
@@Amitlu true. did we learn it? It's probably on one of the documents in Madeline's house
"If you name your kid Lucifer you just know he's going to be a good guy."
He'll be an angel until his teenage years.
That joke about Safin’s poorly written plot to kill everyone is all I’m here for 🤦🏾♂️
That's a Purvis/Wade special right there. They are the swiss cheese of screen writers.
I know, right. The rage, to see a movie where the villain doesn't spend his last five minutes alive spoiling his evil plan.
Like the meme goes. He's evil. Plain and simple. The movie was about Bond, not Dr. Not-No.
Exactly
I liked some action scenes in NTTD but the villan is just absent and evil because he is evil.
Screenwriters just wanted to make the entire movie about James Bond and its not right!
I don't understand how so many writers fail to come up with an evil goal for their villain that isn't "destroying the entire world or human race"... surely there are other steps before getting to that point
"The beginning of the movie is No Time To Die..."(shocked realization)"oh!"
*Syd Field has entered the chat*
Producer: “Wait, don’t people who come back from retirement for one last job usually die?”
Screenwriter: “I’m gonna need you to hold that question for about, oh, five minutes.”
Screenwriter alternative: "Well we want to subvert expectations."
[When Screenwriter explains Bond dies]
Producer: "I thought you said we would subvert expectations?"
Screenwriter alt: "Yes, because who would kill off James Bond?"
Nathan Drake:
Harrison Ford has entered the chat
"And Bond Dies"
Ryan's smile slowly melts after receiving that disturbing information.
Man, that was unexpected. Their conversation was so fast paced and intense and full of emotions until: "Then he dies." - Sudden morbid silence.
"No time to die?"
"No, time to die. "
"The beginning of the movie is no time to die."
*John Connor approves*
Too soon, man...
This comment really woke me up.
“Woke” :)
I snort-laughed at this b
Burn!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve seen various reviews and no one seems to mention the fact that using the EMP watch close to your face while sabotaging someone’s eye can also fry up the microphone in your ear that they were using to communicate all the time.
Daniel Craig: I'd rather die than play James Bond again..
Screenwriter guy: That's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Daniel Craig; Can I die in a fantastic fashion? Screenwriters: did you see The Rock 1996? 🎬 Craig; no I did not! Screenwriters: hold my 🍸....
So how about both?
@@DavidLLambertmobile in The Rock, Sean Connery, the OG James Bond is there.
“James Bond is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Madeleine? Their love must be very convincing!”
“No.”
Swan is a boring character in general. But these movies trying to act like she's somehow the woman who can cull Bond of all people is ridiculous. Especially in light of the ridiculous chemistry between Bond and Vesper. If they had to go this route, they should have brought back Camille from Quantum of Solace. I would completely buy them as an aging spy couple.
@@TheJadedJames Bond has chemistry with Paloma, Nomi, Moneypenny, Q, M, Felix- basically everyone but Swann. It’s kind of hilarious.
@@kingsleycy3450 THIS there is 1000 billion times more sexual tension in that one shaving scene from Skyfall than there will ever be between Bond/Swan. There is a reason razor sales spiked that year
@@TheJadedJames Oh yeah i heard that
@@TheJadedJames It's like Titanic.
Bond is Rose.
Vesper is Jack.
Madeline is the person Rose actually married and settled down and had a kid with but dies without seeing in the end anyway.
"his balls were absolutely destroyed in Casino Royale."
Maybe he's got... Nanoballs?
Nanojizz
Thunder balls?
NanoNuts boiiii
I've been questioned about that by the disappointed before ...
Nanomachines son. They harden in response to physical trauma.
The weirdest thing with the Nanobots was that the whole point was that they were targeted, and then the villain was making them untargeted, which would make them a normal bioweapon.
There was something about DNA databases being hacked.
I assume there was some selectivity.
Actually he was selling them to other bad guys along with a database with all the info and classified DNA needed to customise their targeting.
What I find even weirder is that it's basically just a virus. No idea why they called it nanobots. How can nanobots reproduce exactly?
and they completely ripped off this entire plot from Metal Gear Solid
@@yourmum69_420straight away, that is Foxdie.
Isnt foxdie takimg from Escape From La?
Daniel Craig: Can I come back as Bond after this movie?
Studio: No. Time to die.
He’s seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
last time I checked he doesn't want you anymore succulents and secondly then do more other projects
Punctuation is tight!
“Wait. Say that again”
James Bond: _cries tears in rain_
"Good Luck, Future Us." -The Sequel Trilogy Writers after each movie.
The personal mantra of Rian Johnson.
Where we're going, we don't need.... scripts.
It's almost like this guy is JJ Abrams
Shut up
@@TheGamingPolitician a very politician answer...
"If you write 'nanobots' in the script, they can do whatever you want" aka Hideo Kojima's school of writing
Nanomachines, son...
@@chrissonofpear1384 They harden in response to physical trauma
And Iron-Man
The nanobots are just FoxDie. Safin's island is Shadow Moses.
@@goozilla132 that’s so right 😱
I was also confused by the whole “We can’t launch missiles or it will start a war” only to then do this with zero consequences……..almost as if it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Watched this tonight, THEN saw the Pitch Meeting. The entire time I was watching the movie I had Ryans' discussion imagined in my head.
I was close.
I love the background noise during the long pause after "Bond dies."
The long silent pause after he tells him that Bond died killed me
Actually, Bond can't touch anyone, not just Madeleine and his daughter. This is because the people he touches might pass the nanobots to Madeleine.
Ohhh... I completely missed the point... That's why...
Cruuuusssshhhhiinnnnggg
Or, you know, just wear gloves from now on.
wear a suit, plus the watch frying the nanobots was a trick mentioned, also i don't buy the "its there forever" like they can't find a way to shut down machines, them being nano sized is just plot convenience
I commented the exact same. He would need to be in complete isolation for the rest of his life.
It still is a HUGE convenience for the plot that they are "permanent" since they are just tiny robots but given thats how they chose to go with it, it makes sense
"his balls were absolutely destroyed in Casino Royale" I couldn't stop laughting for like 10 mins.
Screenwriter guy to Producer guy:
We're not so different, you and I...
... They kiss.
That's a ridiculous thing to say, Screenwriter guy has glasses.
does that mean screenwriter guy is the villain
"But then in the end credits there will be like 'James Bond will return'."
"As a zombie?"
🤣
Well, new distributor Universal _did_ make _Dawn of the Dead 2004_ ... so it *could* happen.
(It won't, thank God... but it could.)
Can you imagine a zombie James Bond movie?🤣
@@ScreenRant Yea, the past four movies.
@@ScreenRant I would imagine anything happening in movies nowadays even a prehistoric Bond 🤣
"So he kills everyone in Spectre"
"Like, everyone. And their families."
"Except the guy with the iEyeball"
"Oh yeah, he signs up to Safin's org right away. So he gets a pass from the nanobots."
"Because he's evil too?"
"Because he's evil too."
iEyeball sounds like a spyglass brand. For sailboats.
Yeah I never understood why that guy switched slides
@@leonpaelinck imo he was already working with safin
@@samspiano7070 since when? At the beginning of the Movie in Italy he was clearly working for Blofeld
“So who is this Savin guy?”
“Well he looks like Dr No, dresses like Dr. No, has an island like Dr. No, talks with Bond like Dr. No, and has his henchman refer to him as Dr in one scene.”
“So the twist is he is going to say his real name is Dr. No the same way Blofeld did in Specter?”
“No”
“Don’t you mean Dr…..No”
“Oh I see…I mean as in NO”
“Why?”
“Because”
“That works”.
Plus he wears a Noh opera mask.
There was literally a line in the trailer that was like Do you know who he really is? Suggesting he was a big villain making a come back.
Safin is closer to Dr Shatterhand in the novel You Only Live Twice, given the love of lethal plants, and that both have bases in Japan. And yes, I know Dr Shatterhand is Blofeld in disguise.
Recycling villians is TIGHT.
Dr Na-No..
Regarding the EMP thing - a second after he explodes robert de niro guy's eye he uses his in-ear communication device without any problems!
That made me immediately think ´"Pitch Meeting".
Me too!
Honestly one of the most fun things about these is predicting when the screenwriter guy will reply with "super easy, barely an inconvenience." I usually say it with him.
"sometimes when we leave it up to future us future us drops the ball"
This is the phrase that now runs through my head every time I procrastinate on something lol
NOW THAT YOUR COMMENT IS 2 MONTHS OLD, WHAT DOES FUTURE YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR PROCRASTINATING!
@@goldeneddie yep future me definitely dropped the ball 😂
"What?"
Pretty much sums up most Hollywood story telling at this point.
Ooooooookey
Yea, pretty much
They just wanted to kill a straight white male to reboot and put a woman in
@@yourvenparianen5390 what??
@@yourvenparianen5390 what??? Oh.
"So now that Madeleine is all grown up, they're the same age!"
"Wut?"
😂😂😂😂😂
“Killing Bond off is super easy… barely an inconvenience”
it took them 60 years to do it
😅😂
@@wickedshadesproductions5254 more like a crappy script 😂
Spoilers in the YT comment section are TIGHT!!
@@LuisSierra42 why are you reading the comments if you haven't watched the video
*"...so now that Madeline's all grown up, they're the same age!"*
*"...but one thing's for sure he 'definitely' wants to commit genocide!!"*
*Both of these had me rofl*
“Death is tough to schedule”🤣
This has been an ongoing problem -- consider Die Another Day.
@@williamblakehall5566 But what if You Only Live Twice?
"The beginning of a movie is no time to die". You got my like right there
"Beginning of the movie is no time to die"
Best line
It was masterful
Not sure if anyone had mentioned this. The nanotechnology dna thing was done nearly just like this in Metal Gear Solid, ps1 game, years ago!
Even used solid snake to get to the target because he had it in his system.
It was called “FoxDie”
Reminded me of the MGSV [redacted] that kill anyone who [redacted] specific [redacted]. Just like Kojima to revisit concepts.
Glad someone said it - I was like, "This is ripped straight from Metal Gear Solid, a relatively famous video game involving spies and infiltration, so of course there'd be no chance the same audience that loves Bond and spy movies would ever have played any of those games, right?" "Oh, whoopsie!"
Yeah, I heard the explanation and went, “That’s, that’s just FoxDie. And it becoming indiscriminate is just MGS4. …Somebody likes Kojima.”
There's never been any Pitch Meetings for the Taken franchise, and I'm not sure how that's possible.
I know right, we need it nowww
Are you sure? I thought for sure they did one for taken 2, where she's just throwing bombs off the roof.
Taken is insignificant
It's because Ryan has a particulary set of skills which he uses only on trending movies...
I can't wait to see what he does with the ending of the first Taken.
So a spy infiltrates a place so that the nanomachines in his body - that can target specific people - could kill the villains.
The plot of this movie is basically Metal Gear Solid.
Makes just as much sense, too...
And an episode of NCIS from like 15 years ago. Except they were smart enough to use a virus.
Wasn’t Syphon Filter that kind of thing too, unless I’m misremembering?
I can’t wait for the Dune pitch meeting
"How do they manage to escape the Harkonnen henchmen and sandworms?"
"Oh, it's super easy; barely an inconvenience!"
"How are they going to get accepted into the Fremen?"
"It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience?"
"Oh really?!"
"Yeah, they just kill SPOILER!"
-So how will we fit this epic sci-fi sociological story in a 2 hour movie?
-That is the neat part...we won't.
@@JM-mh1pp Unless your David Lynch
@@Blitzo8390 I think his version was around 3 hours?
And I was being literal, no spoilers here but Dune is just part I movie... I am just warning people here to not get their hopes up.
You forgot the part where Safin told Bond that was his daughter during that conversation and Bond just had no reaction 😂
"The name's Bond, James Bond...for the last time"
Director: "You got the job"
- James Bond will return.
- As a zombie?
Me: - HELL YES! I want to see it now.
“Who’s the BRAINS of this outfit?”
technically if you duplicate yourself there is no effective difference between that and the original you as long as you keep the information the same because you are all conscious experiences anyway and the particularity of you as a discrete unit is an illusion
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 and the particularity of you as a discrete unit is an illusion
I am pretty into this illusion, so how about you go first okay?
@@JM-mh1pp It makes no difference how into it you are, perhaps all the better. You will eventually "go" too, but you can never actually leave, you will cycle through every conscious experience forever.
But who will control him?
Anyone else nod their head with him when he says” super easy, barely and inconvenience”?
Yessir
I'm more of a surprised "oh really?" guy myself
Sometimes it makes an audible cracking noise and my gf looks at me funny...
I say it with him!
Nodding along is tight
"Then it says James Bond will return."
"As a zombie?"
SSSSSOOOO FUNNY!!!!!
"I'm glad you asked... Anyway." I sense a new catch phrase just happened. Also, "because...nanobots." LOL
Omg they used like the procrastination prayer: "Past me is a jerk, always leaving messes for present me to clean up. So I leave those for future me. Screw that guy!"
I always say: Why put off until tomorrow, what you can put off until next week?
James Bond: The ULTIMATE spy....
That tells EVERYONE his name when he meets them, LOL!
wich is why the james bond being a code name is a better theory
@@bladerj which still doesn't make sense.
Bond is simply a walking embodiment of good luck. Plus he automatically injects stupidity and inability to aim into his enemies as soon as they meet him.
And who constantly sneaks into secret meetings where everyone knows he is there. Like, this Bond did this in at least two movies, right?
And gets involved with beautiful ladies who can easily off him during sex.
2:12-2:14
I didn't know I needed it, but now I need a supercut of everyone in a Bond movie doing wide-eyed expressions.
"So, you have another franchise killer for me?" Yessir, I do! I'll be back for Indiana Jones.
It literally says *"James Bond WILL Return"* at the end of it, dude. Prepare yourself for _Bond 26:_ *the mind-blowing SECOND reboot!*
@@aidangordon2713 oh joy...i can hardly contain my enthusiasm...
@@aidangordon2713 As a zombie?
Yeah it really killed the franchise by ending one actor’s time as bond and making tons of money with solid reviews.
@@orarinnsnorrason4614 That would require Eon and MGM to like *fun,* so... no. Lol.
"That'll make some people very angry on social media"
I love you Ryan.
You forgot the second part where he acknowledges it’s a cynical and tired marketing ploy.
@@CaptainTae OK babe
"So Bond is with that Madeleine Swan girl, right--"
"Wait are you just going to skip talking about the opening scene with Madeleine as a young girl where she almost gets murdered?"
"YEAH YEAH YEAH"
"OH SKIPPING THE OPENING SCENE WITH MADELEINE SWAN AS A YOUNG GIRL ABOUT TO GET MURDERED IS TIGHT"
Oh yeah the scene that made me wonder if I was in the Halloween Kills auditorium
I thought they were gonna mention something about how every car in the film ends up flipped at the slightest bit of pressure.
That whole chase sequence seemed to exist merely to advertise Ford Rangers.
PM missed that one!😁
The "now that Madeline's all grown up they're both the same age" line had me dead asf
I never understood that watching the movie. Awful writing.
This is the first time I've seen a Pitch Meeting after watching the movie in theaters and loved every moment of it!
Two things I'm surprised you didn't mention (some spoilers ahead):
1) The island Safin was on was disputed territory for Japan and Russia (and somehow neither knew or were aware of activity going on there), and the movie really pushed how both countries would be angry with MI6 and the UK if they launched missiles on the island and risk war, but after Bond died we never heard about it again.
2) When Safin was holding Bond's not-daughter daughter hostage at the end, the girl bites him, so he just lets her go for... no reason whatsoever.
That said, still an entertaining video as always, and I can imagine making even more challenging to make a seven to eight minute video if you talked about every plot hole.
1) Presumably they explained to Japan and Russia that they just saved the world. M said to ignore them in the moment, so he of course planned to explain later.
2) Yeah that was some weak plotting.
RYAN, do Pitch Meetings for the "Taken" franchise with good ol' Liam Neeson.
Yes the 2nd is the best! I still watch it once a month.
@@ethanaleman ..while you're on crack?
@@ethanaleman the 1st one is the best bro
you mean Tooken, by Liam Neesons?
@@jirehpsalmpaule6077 no takseys backseys, with Niam Leeson, actually.
“Well A massive explosion just happened a few feet in front of him so of course he’s OK!”
I felt like HISHE has an opportunity for a home run there.
OK- the 'future us sometimes drops the ball' passage is officially the funniest part of this series- ever.
It's pretty deep, TBH
I still can’t get over how Rami Malek’s character is somehow the same age after 20 something years
Nanobots working overtime my man
"Nanomachines, son!"
Next Bond movie: Wait, how did he survive? ...Nanobots from the last movie.
His face looks entirely different now ....Nanobot magic.
And his balls work again! ....N
Not aging is tight.
Because he didn't age and seemed fine after child Madeline shot him, my thought was did he use some weird plants to basically get superpowers...?
This movie should have been called “Finding Time to Die”
No Time To Rewrite the Script.
This movie should have been called “woke mob ruins 007”
In my opinion, going this connected stories way for James Bond was a huge mistake. They should have just done one offs. That's more James Bond style.
The Fast and furious way. Emotions sell but I’m not falling for it next time.
Especially since there are long gaps between them. Spectre was six years ago, and expecting me to be invested in Bond and Madeleine's (?) relationship when I couldn't even remember if she was from the other movie is a little much, especially since their relationship in that one was pretty much, she's a girl, he's James Bond, do the math, but not the math about their ages because that would be weird.
Particularly because it doesn't make sense. In Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace he's a baby, a newly-minted 00 agent and those two happen right after the other. But then immediately after in Skyfall Bond is already too old, jaded, tired and has seen everything.
That's why Skyfall and Casino Royale are the best Craig movies.
@@leonpaelinck Skyfall, I mean Home Alone with Bond, not so much. CR was the only decent Craig era film.
"What should we call the villain?"
"Oh, I don't think it matters. Something that sounds like Lucifer Satan should do, it's not like they make sense anyway!"
Underdeveloped villains with vague motivations are tight!
You have to wonder if villains with evil sounding names just happened to become evil, or did their name make them evil. Like in Green Lantern, the green lantern who looks like a devil just happens to be named sinestro, and is later evil. What came first?
@@macrumpton
-Welcome children, I hope you had a nice vacations, so let's take attendance Milly Jones?
-Present!
-Thomas Hughes?
-Present!
- Lucifer Genocide Satan?
-Here!
20 years later- Lucifer Genocide Satan receives nobel peace prize for brokering peace treaty in middle east...
@@macrumpton George lucas explained this pretty well. First you do something slightly evil, then you get an evil name then your stuck with being evil and have to kill younglings.
Why not? I mean we've had names like "Pussy Galore."
"I definitely remember the specifics of the previous 4 movies."
I can't remember the specifics of a Bond movie 10 minutes after the credits
Wait so ask if these movies have been connected? 🤔
LOL, jk. 😂😂
Well, i mean i do remember the basic dynamics, like who is Mr. White and Spectre. But then again i've seen Casino Royale like 20 times, Quantum and Skyfall 10 times and Spectre twice.
Craig’s Bond run in a nut shell
Q should fashion Jane's Bond with a watch that has a "Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience" button on it.
Paddington sure did fail Craig Bond on this one
That's nearly ever gadget Q ever made for him
"Now pay attention, 007. This device I am particularly proud of. Simply activate it, and you will be incased in impenetrable plot armor."
"I don't know how you do it, Q."
"OH, it's super easy 007. Barely an inconvenience."
It's like the Easy Button, but Easier.
I'm pretty sure he did.
the "long silence then what" scene needs to be put into a gif and put everywhere
its on 6:30
oh hello fellow pitch meeting enjoyer
"im sure they wouldnt need the guy who created the virus for anything" - LOL
This whole pitch meeting explains a lot about how I feel about this movie
Madeleine: James this is your daughter.
Le Cheiffre in Hell: that's not probable!
He says, while holding some "balls" in his hands. lol
I think Ryan should be the next Bond, snarkily shooting down the plot holes as they happen in the movie.
"Here are your gadgets, Mr. Bond."
"Oh wow wow wow... wow!"
Using the emp watch to destroy/disable the nanobots was the first thing that came to my mind when Bond got them on him.
Nanobots would probably be too small to be effected by an EMP
Maybe the nanobots are shielded against EMPs like that, like the watch itself and Bond's earpiece? They don't go into detail as to how they work, and Q would know if they could be fried with the watch he conveniently gave Bond earlier.
@@Riboshom As said in the video, these nanobots are just magic. There is no way in real life to shield a nanobot from an emp.
@@cluelessbird101 I guess they exposed themselves to that plothole by specifically stating that the virus was nanobots and not some kind of genetically engineered virus. They kind of needed it to work that way for the doctor to be able to reprogram them on the fly to kill spectre instead of Bond, they could have worked around that part as well, I suppose.
The slowly disappearing smile near the end was perfect.
“There’s also going to be a scene where Bond is driving a 1997 Toyota Land Cruiser with his maybe/maybe not daughter in the back and gets chased by 10 brand new Range Rovers and a helicopter through swampy terrain.”
“Oh I bet it’s gonna be tough to escape those bad guys in that scene.”
“Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience. He manages to total all of them and crush one of the main bad guys with his own car.”
“What?”
The bad guys didn't want to accidentally shoot Madeline...so they don't use guns.
@@joshholleran9005 I was thinking they'd just shoot a tire or two... 🤷♂️
@@daveyjonez6820 that's fair...maybe it's just safer to tail them and Malik's character was likely the kinda boss who tells his henchmen to tail them and not fire. It's clear there were a lot of men involved too...
@@joshholleran9005 Yeah lol I was wondering where they all ended up. Once that woods scene started it was like 20 turned into 3
LOL!!!