SEURAAJAT vs. KÄÄRIJÄ
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Tämä on SEURAAJAT vs. Käärijä. Tänään laitetaan Käärijä kiperään tilanteeseen. Nimittäin arvaamaan mitä asioita te olette vastannut eniten, instagramissa esitettyihin kysymyksiin. Kovin kilpailija on se, jolla on kyky arvata eniten asioita, joita yleisö on ehdottanut.
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Tähän ku väännätte viel englanniks tekstityksen nii saatte paljon enemmän näyttökertoi😁
Antakaa vaikka Ekin tehdä englanninkieliset tekstitykset tähän. Hyvää mainosta Käärijälle ja Suomelle viisuihin & lisää katsojia tälle videolle. :)
Se ei toimi ihan niin. Ihan hyvä idea muuten.
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Käärijä vois tehä englannin tekstit
@@thebestediter9591 Kyllä se vaan toimii ihan niin
Nonii! Mahtavaa! Hianoo, kun saitte Käärijän vieraaks! 😎
Tähän olis hyvä tehdä englanninkieliset tekstitykset. Ilmoittaudun vapaaehtoiseksi tehtävään!
Erinomainen video :D
Ihan sairaan hauska😂 mun lempi UA-cam sarja
ENGLISH TRANSLATION (threaded and with occasional timestamps because holy cow this is long)
Englannin äidinkielen puhuvajana mä oon välillä kääntänyt sen mukaan, miltä kuulostaa mulle olevan alkuperäisen tarkoituksen lähin enkä välttämättä sanamukaisesti mutta tiedän varmasti että oon tehnyt virheitä, siis korjaakaa mua asiolla joissa oon väärässä!
0:00
*Joona:* Alright! A very happy sunday to you and welcome to a new video. This is your favorite series, this is: Followers VS Someone. And today our guest iiiiiis… Jere from Vantaa. Käärijä!
_[Cha cha cha chorus plays]_
*Roope:* What’s this “Jere from Vantaa” thing? I mean, really-
*Käärijä:* Kind of a dumb guy.
*Joona:* Hello, it’s wonderful to have you here.
*Käärijä:* Glad I could make it.
*Roope:* Respect.
*Käärijä:* It’s wonderful that you were able to arrange this, although it took a little -
*Joona:* There were some difficulties, yeah. A very understandable - understandable situation right now. By the way, this is a total piece of sh*t. _[Puts microphone down]_ I’m already f**king done with it. This is going away now. So, today: we’re playing “followers vs. Käärijä”, and I’ve asked you all questions on instagram and now these guys here have to try and get the most popular answers _[pronounces weirdly]_ up - up?
*Roope:* _[mocking his pronunciation]_ Out.
*Joona:* Outth. Are you ready?
*Käärijä:* Ready.
*Joona:* Hands on your buzzers, first question incoming.
0:51
*Joona:* Name things you take along for a few days in the woods. [Both buzzers go off at the same time] I’m gonna say Käärijä gets to…
*Käärijä:* A knife. _[Long silence]_ A kni-
*Joona:* We’re not in Vantaa right now.
_[Everyone laughs]_
*Joona:* Hometown advantage. Four points! The fifth most popular answer.
*Roope:* Really?
*Käärijä:* Come on!
*Joona:* Really, really.
*Roope:* Nice!
*Joona:* Indeed, indeed. You had it up here, that’s good.
*Käärijä:* Smart man.
*Joona:* Knifed it.
*Roope:* Okay- it’s a… trangia (Swedish outdoor stove brand).
_[Long silence]_
*Käärijä:* What’s a-
*Joona:* A little specific.
*Roope:* A trangia is totally necessary so we can make pasta. Forest pasta. Game day pasta.
*Joona:* Aiyaiyai. That took a great turn, namely, zero points!
_[Text: Roope Rannisto has answered wrong]_
*Käärijä:* A tent.
*Joona:* Twelve points.
*Käärijä:* Come on.
*Joona:* Twelve points for that. Keep it simple.
*Käärijä:* Supposedly those are used in camping.
*Roope:* Okay yeah that one was pretty good.
*Joona:* But anyway a trangia is sort of a… I don’t really -
*Roope:* You make food with it.
*Joona:* It’s like your camping stove.
*Käärijä:* Is this some sort of military term?
*Roope:* What the hell - trangia!
1:58
*Roope:* I’m definitely bringing… a backpack. [Joona looks at the card] Can I change my answer?
*Käärijä:* _[Laughing]_ “Can I -”
*Joona:* Backpack - no points! It was outside the top six.
*Käärijä:* That was fast.
*Roope:* What the hell?
*Käärijä:* What else do people take… sport socks.
*Joona:* Not on the list.
*Käärijä:* Not on the list, not on the list…
*Joona:* Not on the list, but you still get to keep going. What do you take along for a few days in the woods?
*Käärijä:* A positive mindset.
*Joona:* Oh, we’re getting into mind games, I see. So a positive mindset?
*Käärijä:* A positive mindset.
*Joona:* A positive mindset.
*Käärijä:* Didn’t anyone bring a positive mindset?
*Joona:* A positive mindset isn’t coming along.
*Käärijä:* No! What? What’s these people’s problem?
*Joona:* There were correct answers there - all right, tent was first. Second was sleeping bag.
*Käärijä:* True, yeah.
*Joona:* Third was, uh,
*Käärijä:* Non-perishable food.
*Joona:* Food. Exactly. Next was fire-making tools, knife, and in sixth place, mosquito repellant.
*Roope:* What if you go in the winter? Not a lot of mosquitoes.
*Joona:* Well no, but, mosquito repellant. Alright the situation is you have 16 points, Roope has zero, everything’s still fine,
*Käärijä:* It’s looking bad.
3:03
*Joona:* Name a situation where it’s not appropriate to laugh.
*Roope:* A funeral.
*Joona:* Twelve points, the most common answer. A funeral.
*Käärijä:* That was the most common?
*Joona:* The most common answer, yeah.
*Käärijä:* I would have said… a church.
*Roope:* Well a church totally can be a cheerful place.
*Käärijä:* Well on the other hand yeah… yeah.
*Joona:* Name a situation/place where it’s not appropriate to laugh.
*Roope:* In court.
*Joona:* That’s a great answer, namely, it gets six points.
*Roope:* Aha! And I’m equal. And past!
Käärjiä: You already passed -?
*Joona:* Sorry - I mean that gets FOUR points.
*Roope:* F**king sh*t.
*Joona:* It was the fifth most common answer!
*Roope:* What the f**k kind of presenter are you?
*Joona:* Well I’m looking - I’m looking at it really crooked.
*Käärijä:* This is bad for me because I laugh everywhere. The first thing that comes to mind is the thing when, some sort of sad situation. Maybe - maybe somehow - could it be something like, if a person opens up.
*Roope:* That’s good.
*Joona:* When a person, so to speak, opens up… that gets two points! It’s the sixth most common answer. When someone is talking about a difficult subject.
*Käärijä:* There you go.
3:59
*Roope:* You can’t laugh… during a police interview. At least I’ve noticed myself just kind of chatting about whatever, since I’m so tense.
*Joona:* Is that situation super familiar to you? No points for that.
*Roope:* That one’s the hardest of them all, just…
*Käärijä:* Did the army get said?
*Roope:* Ooh. It didn't.
*Käärijä:* Of course I didn’t go into it so I don’t know what happens there but I would say that…
*Joona:* That’s the third most common answer, eight points. In the army.
*Roope:* Nice.
*Joona:* Keep a stiff upper lip.
*Roope:* In a job interview.
*Joona:* You’re outside, it’s not on the list.
*Käärijä:* What are some tense kinds of situations? While giving CPR…
*Joona:* Well yeah, that’s tense. That is tense.
*Käärijä:* Well would it be like schadenfreude?
*Roope:* Schadenfreude is the best freude.
*Joona:* What’s your answer?
*Käärijä:* Like schadenfreude, or else when something happens to someone…
*Joona:* Mmhm. The second most common answer.
*Käärijä:* Wow!
*Joona:* When your friend hurts themself.
*Roope:* Yeah, that’s exactly schadenfreude.
*Joona:* I had to check. Great!
*Roope:* That was great!
*Joona:* You’re still in the game. Last one.
*Käärijä:* One left. Now is it going to be…
*Roope:* Now it could be the CPR thing.
Käärjiä: _[Laughing]_
_[Joona breaks down laughing]_
*Käärijä:* There’s no way - surely not.
*Joona:* It’s not on the list. That would have been insane.
5:18
*Joona:* Obviously this one is, the last one that’s missing is clearly from some younger people, because it is in fact detention. That was fourth.
*Käärijä:* At least me personally I screwed around in detention.
*Joona:* Yeah, same.
*Roope:* Same. It’s been a long time since I was last in detention.
*Käärijä:* Yeah. Now here we are.
*Joona:* Here we are. This looks a little like a school bench. Name something that many people are allergic to.
_[Käärijä hits the buzzer first]_
*Roope:* Don’t f**king say…
Käärijä. Nuts.
*Roope:* Damn it.
*Joona:* Second answer, ten points.
*Roope:* Second?
*Joona:* Yep. Second most common -
*Roope:* Milk. F**k yeah.
*Joona:* Well that gets you two points, it was the sixth most -
*Roope:* TWO??
*Joona:* - thing, the sixth most common thing.
*Roope:* Woah.
*Käärijä:* I don’t know how to fold this into - is it pets or dogs?
*Roope:* No, god damn it.
*Joona:* It’s a difficult game. Eight points. Cats/dogs. And that’s -
*Roope:* That’s still not the most common answer?
*Joona:* Still not the top answer.
*Roope:* This. One of us here is allergic to this.
*Joona:* Alright, what is it?
*Roope:* It’s pollen.
*Joona:* That’s twelve points.
*Käärijä:* Okay, that’s -
*Joona:* That’s number one by a long shot.
*Käärijä:* Okay, yeah.
*Roope:* Everyone’s allergic to it to some degree.
*Joona:* I’m not allergic to it but I’m still allergic to it.
*Käärijä:* Yeah.
*Roope:* What does that mean?
*Joona:* That I’m definitely allergic to it. This one went fast, we just have the fourth and fifth left.
*Käärijä:* Would it be like a wh- wheat… gluten… situation…
*Joona:* What was your answer?
*Käärijä:* Wheat, gluten, or like in that vein, like rye or…
*Producer offscreen:* Theoretically that’s celiac disease if it’s…
*Käärijä:* Yeah, I’m like, in that general area.
*Joona:* That one did not make it into the list.
*Roope:* So - I’m thinking I’ll answer… fish.
*Joona:* Fish? Fish allergies themselves are a thing -
*Roope:* It is a thing?
*Joona:* It is a thing, but not enough of a thing. Fish allergies aren’t on the list.
*Käärijä:* This would be coming back to food again, or something like that. I’m - I’m gonna say apples.
*Joona:* Wow. The fifth most common answer was apples. Four points for that.
*Käärijä:* Come on! Come on!
7:02
*Roope:* Mm. Birch.
*Joona:* Birch?
*Roope:* Of course, it’s probably f**king pollen, it’s the same -
*Joona:* Pollen is FROM birches, I’m 100% certain.
*Roope:* F**k it. Sun.
*Käärijä:* _[Laughing]_ Sun. Can someone -
*Joona:* Yeah, people can be. It’s not on the list.
*Roope:* Of course.
*Joona:* We’re missing number four.
*Käärijä:* You checked for gluten, which means…
*Roope:* Clever bastard.
*Käärijä:* So…
*Joona:* I know he’s gonna get this.
Kärijä: Grain.
*Joona:* What do you say to that answer?
*Roope:* It’s f**king pollen. We’ve got f**king pollen coming from every direction.
*Käärijä:* _[Laughing]_ Every direction…
*Roope:* Road dust is pollen, it’s all the f**king same. Even pollen is pollen.
*Joona:* F**k it, we’re giving points. You get points. This says ‘h-ay.’ Hay.
*Roope:* What the f**k?
*Joona:* You get points for that.
*Roope:* That goes under pollen.
*Joona:* Nope. Different thing. Pollen comes from trees, not hay.
*Producer offscreen:* It says here that cereal grains are in the hay family.
*Joona:* There you go!
*Käärijä:* Come on!
*Joona:* This card is blank.
*Käärijä:* Of course, since Kärtsäri is the master.
*Joona:* Kärtsäri’s in the top spot.
*Käärijä:* I am what I aspire to be.
*Roope:* Are you - do people call you Kärtsäri?
*Käärijä:* Yes.
*Roope:* Why?
*Käärijä:* I dunno. You’d have to ask the people who call me that.
8:02
*Joona:* Name a place where you might end up waiting in line. _[Roope and Käärjiä hit their buzzers at the same time]_ That was fast.
*Roope:* I got it last time. These were at the exact same time.
*Käärijä:* Okay. A checkout counter.
*Joona:* Six points.
*Käärijä:* Yes!
*Joona:* The fourth most common answer is ‘at a checkout’.
*Roope:* At a theme park. _[Long silence]_ Is - ?
*Joona:* It is, that’s ten points. Second most common answer, theme park.
*Käärijä:* Aaair…port.
*Joona:* Of course. Twelve points.
*Roope:* For that?
*Joona:* The top answer. Airport!
*Roope:* Theme park, checkout, airport. _[Claps hands]_
*Joona:* …yes?
*Roope:* Aaaaaaat a ski lodge.
*Joona:* Not on the list.
*Roope:* That’s not possible, you - you’ve rigged this.
*Joona:* It’s not on the list.
*Käärijä:* Those do usually have the worst lines.
*Roope:* They’re the worst.
*Joona:* Especially during ski break. But. Not everyone skis.
*Roope:* Well maybe that’s sort of, you know, a budget thing.
*Käärijä:* My next one is also a budget thing but I’ll still - a taxi line.
*Joona:* Not on the list.
*Käärijä:* Yeah?
*Joona:* Both your first answers were wrong, so let’s go through another round.
*Roope:* Heeeey. I wonder if it could be… doctor.
*Joona:* Eight points. Doctor!
*Roope:* Let’s go, let’s go.
*Käärijä:* Good, that was good. The counter at a bar.
*Roope:* Wow.
*Joona:* Two points. The sixth most popular thing. That was f**king good. Well done.
*Roope:* That was really good.
*Joona:* It’s from experience.
*Käärijä:* _[Laughing]_ Talk about f**king -
*Joona:* “F**k, you always end up waiting -”
*Käärijä:* “This can’t keep -”
9:31
*Joona:* This will be fun, this last one, I think maybe neither of you will get it.
*Roope:* For a Justin Bieber concert.
*Joona:* Well especially for that, it could be one of them.
*Roope:* A concert.
*Joona:* Whose turn is it to answer?
*Roope:* Mine.
*Joona:* Is that your answer?
*Roope:* Yes.
*Joona:* Ah. It’s not on the list.
*Roope:* No! Aargh.
*Joona:* It already went -
*Roope:* Black Friday.
*Joona:* It’s not that either.
*Roope:* Yeah fair.
Käärjiä: I’ll say a crosswalk light.
*Roope:* Clev-ver.
*Joona:* Not on the list.
*Roope:* It’s true it’s not really a line…
*Käärijä:* It’s not at all but it just came to me, like I was thinking about what -
*Roope:* I understand how you got it.
*Joona:* The reason I thought you guys wouldn’t get it is that this answer has shown up already earlier today. In what situations shouldn’t you laugh?
*Käärijä:* Church.
*Joona:* Also.
*Roope:* Funeral.
*Joona:* In the army. There you end up in a hurry to stand in line all the time. And always with a straight face.
10:13
*Joona:* The situation in this moment is Käärijä with 78 points, Roope with 60.
*Roope:* What the hell, I’m not in the lead?
*Joona:* You are not.
*Käärijä:* "What the hell -" _[Breaks down laughing]_
*Roope:* I’ve been doing really well this whole time, I’m in the lead.
*Joona:* Then you’d better hurry up now. Name something one might lie about on their CV.
_[Käärijä very decisively hits the buzzer]_
*Roope:* Jesus, calm down.
*Joona:* Oh, very fast.
*Käärijä:* Uh…
*Roope:* He’s only now starting to think about it.
Käärijä. Probably a criminal record or like a criminal history or something.
*Joona:* Alright. Okay. Got it. Uh, yeah, no points.
*Roope:* I wouldn’t even mention that. I don’t need to lie about that.
*Käärijä:* Didn’t it say though something ONE might lie about?
*Joona:* Yeah, it did.
*Roope:* Did it?
*Joona:* “_I_ haven’t killed anyone.” “_I’ve_ never been there.” That’s maybe a harsh word but this is like a kind of exaggeration or like a white lie on a CV kind of vibe.
*Roope:* Work experience. I’m saying - well that’s it, really, is that answer a little unnecessarily broad?
*Joona:* Well it’s a pretty good answer so you still get twelve points. Top answer, work experience.
*Roope:* What else is there on a CV?
*Käärijä:* Yeah I was also just wondering, what -
*Roope:* What the f**k else do you fudge -
*Joona:* Have either of you ever actually made a CV? I haven’t made one.
_[Text: UA-camr since 2014]_
11:17
*Käärijä:* Language skill. Would you - do people lie -
*Roope:* Very good!
*Käärijä:* But then I was thinking, it would end badly if someone lied, like it would - “I can speak something”.
*Joona:* Could it be like, sort of, hoohoohoo.
*Roope:* Or when someone with Swedish skills, _[deep voice]_ good, good.
*Käärijä:* I would say that language skill generally, maybe mostly when it comes to English you talk that up a little. I’ll say that.
*Roope:* That’s really good. That didn’t even occur to me.
*Joona:* Fantastic answer. The second most popular thing, language skill, ten points!
*Käärijä:* Ten points.
*Roope:* Hey, this. Self-motivation. Self-motivation, you always put that. “I’m self-motivated”, even if you don’t give a f**k about any of it.
*Joona:* Indeed. Eight points. That was the third most popular answer.
*Käärijä:* That was good, that was good. I’m thinking, you know the "relationship status" thing.
*Joona:* Uh-huh, uh-huh.
*Roope:* As in, which one is better, being in a relationship or single?
*Käärijä:* Yeah, since I was just thinking of, you know, those kind of work events.
*Joona:* Yeah, if it’s like, the boss is really hot. _[Long silence]_ You said relationship sh*t?
*Käärijä:* Yeah.
*Joona:* Well guess what.
*Käärijä:* Yeah?
*Joona:* Six points. The fourth most common answer.
*Käärijä:* Come on!
*Joona:* Marriage status.
*Käärijä:* Hilarious. In some places they can look at career advancement that way, “ah, you have a partner, okay, you won’t have time, you know” or -
*Joona:* EXACTLY THAT.
12:24
*Joona:* What might people fudge or lie a little about on a CV?
*Roope:* About the person…
*Käärijä:* I know it.
*Roope:* …who gets put on the f**king CV so you can ask them _[pointing at Käärijä]_ about what a good employee I am.
*Joona:* YES! That’s two points right there. The final answer, "references".
*Roope and Käärijä:* References!
*Käärijä:* No one ever even has those.
*Roope:* I just put my dad down.
*Joona:* “You can call my last boss”. “Olli Rannisto speaking”. Hey, we’re still missing - what the hell, I thought this would be hard, like a hard card.
*Roope:* So did I.
*Joona:* We’re just missing number five now.
*Käärijä:* Is it something really surprising?
*Joona:* This one is a little bit one that I think maybe doesn’t necessarily belong on this list.
*Käärijä:* Great. It’s so stupid that I’m saying this… but this couldn’t possibly be… there’s no way someone would choose to do this but I’m gonna say age.
*Roope:* Absolutely not - no f**king way this gets it.
13:15
*Käärijä:* Hmm. If you were from Vantaa you wouldn’t say that you were from Vantaa.
*Joona:* Now we’re - now that’s something they’re easily going to get caught out about later, but this one is maybe one where you wouldn’t necessarily get caught.
*Käärijä:* Faking sick leave. “I don’t take sick leave”.
*Joona:* Yeah. “I’m in perfectly average health.” No points, that was still a good answer. It was still a good answer.
*Roope:* I have to say we’re not going to get the answer to this.
*Joona:* That was it for this round?
*Roope:* No clue.
*Joona:* This was a great performance.
*Roope:* Yeah. What was it?
*Joona:* Achievements. Achievements.
*Käärijä:* Okay so taken generally.
*Joona:* Generally.
*Käärijä:* "I’ve played hockey at the championship level."
*Joona:* "I’m a championship medalist." Two cards remaining, the situation is incredibly thrilling. I won’t reveal it to you. Next up we’re heading into a speedrun round, which basically means whatever comes out of your mouth. Speed round. After that, the final round.
14:06
*Joona:* Name something you might forget… in a taxi.
Käärjiä: Phone.
*Roope:* Ass.
*Joona:* Phone. Twelve points. _[Käärijä laughs]_ I’m having difficulty.
*Roope:* Wallet.
*Joona:* Ten points. Nnnnno, eight points.
*Käärijä:* Keys.
*Joona:* Uhhh, yes, two points. Sh*t.
*Roope:* Uhh, gloves.
*Joona:* Ahh, how’d you get that? Gloves.
*Käärijä:* Luggage.
*Joona:* Ahh! Luggage!
*Roope:* We’re not even getting points -
*Joona:* Still one missing, f**k I don’t have - Number four is missing.
*Roope:* Hat!
*Joona:* It’s not a hat. Incorrect.
*Käärijä:* A friend.
*Joona:* It’s not, it’s not a friend.
*Joona:* One… two… _[Roope groans]_ X.
*Käärijä:* Jacket!
*Joona:* It’s not a jacket!
*Käärijä:* No!
*Roope:* We went pretty fast.
*Joona:* You got five out of six.
*Roope:* We’ve never done it that fast.
*Joona:* That was a crazy round.
*Käärijä:* What was the final one?
*Joona:* Umbrella. That gets left behind.
15:05
*Joona:* Final. Card.
*Käärijä:* Nice.
*Joona:* The situation is… what it is.
*Käärijä:* The situation is what - and the pen- _[Breaks down laughing]_
*Roope:* Dude decomposed.
*Käärijä:* The pencil also is what it is.
*Joona:* How did it turn into an explosive? _[Slow motion reenactment of the pencil exploding]_ I pressed it like that and they fell out.
*Käärijä:* They went out in a bunch.
*Joona:* A dangerous weapon. Name some red flags… _[Roope hits buzzer]_ in online dating.
*Roope:* Ah.
*Joona:* What might make you pull away from someone in online dating?
*Roope:* In that case do you want to start?
*Joona:* You can start.
*Käärijä:* I would say a little like, you know if - I send a message, and the reply comes back a little like “why didn’t you respond” or “I reply immediately”.
*Joona:* Something like a pusher.
*Käärijä:* Pusher?
*Joona:* Yeah. A pusher…
_[All three break down laughing]_
*Käärijä:* But you know when it’s like that?
*Roope:* I understand that completely.
*Joona:* Yeah, yeah.
*Käärijä:* “Am I not interesting to you anymore?” and stuff, if you don’t reply in an hour.
*Roope:* Ten points. The second most common answer: spamming or that kind of harassing.
*Käärijä:* Yes.
16:07
*Roope:* So this - I feel like women might get this maybe more. But the thing where you reply immediately to the message.
*Joona:* Why is that a red flag?
*Roope:* I don’t know, it’s not in MY opinion.
*Joona:* I know, I’m not blaming you, I’m just trying to think why it would…
*Roope:* Well just if you’re too easy of a catch.
*Joona:* Okay, okay. Well it’s not on the list, it’s not on the list but I do - in a way I completely understand what you mean.
*Käärijä:* I would say like you know, immediately starting to talk about like, the future, like something in that, or like -
*Joona:* Acting injudiciously.
*Käärijä:* Oh yeah, a little like that, where they go right away into… into… we’re… now we’re dating.
*Joona:* Not on the list.
Käärijä. Wow. Wow.
*Joona:* Not on the list. “Acting injudiciously” is not on the list.
*Käärijä:* _[Laughing]_ Acting injudiciously isn’t on the list.
*Roope:* They beg for nudes.
*Joona:* Four points. Nudes.
Käärjiä: Okay. That was nice.
*Roope:* I always ask for nudes.
16.58
*Käärijä:* So I have - I just have like that sort of, you know when there’s that sort of situation where at first the other person like, they’ve been totally infatuated with you, suddenly it’s like they’re kind of pulling all the way back, and after a little bit they come back again. And they fall in love really quickly.
*Roope:* And they get bored really quickly.
*Käärijä:* Yeah.
*Joona:* Okay, yeah yeah yeah. Is that your answer?
*Käärijä:* Yes. Sudden infatuation or falling in love, and then you’re together all the time, then suddenly you’re single.
*Joona:* Not on the list.
*Käärijä:* F**k.
*Roope:* Too flirty. Like nasty. Slimy.
*Joona:* Too flirty/slimy… is on the list. You get six points for that. That’s the fourth most common thing.
*Käärijä:* It is?
*Joona:* It is.
*Roope:* If they’ve been talking to tons of guys.
*Joona:* Not on the list. Not on the list.
*Roope:* Then what - what actually belongs -
*Käärijä:* What’s on there?
*Joona:* This is interesting. And you’re not going to complain to me. I didn’t choose the things here.
*Roope:* Okay, okay.
*Joona:* The number six red flag: the caption.
*Käärijä:* You’re joking, I thought, I did have the thought to say captions in general.
*Joona:* There’s generally something wrong with the caption. Number three, that they never want to meet in person.
*Käärijä:* Okay, okay.
*Joona:* Like when they always just want to talk on the app.
*Käärijä:* I’m familiar with that.
*Joona:* Mmhm. Yes. But then the first… this is so f**king broad, the first one.
*Roope:* Well what is it?
*Joona:* Profile picture.
*Käärijä:* Okay…
*Joona:* That guy looks scary, or that woman is a catfish. Or if in that one - that can’t be a real picture. Or there ISN’T a profile picture. One out of two people said “hm, red flags, well obviously profile picture”.
18:38
*Joona:* Uhh, anyway I would say that because this went so well, this is definitely the most points there have ever been. One of you has 117 points, and one of you has 124. This actually got a bit exciting because (???) that today the winner of this game is… who else but… Käärijä! That’s how it shook out! The clear winner, the clear winner.
*Roope:* Good game.
*Joona:* Well played.
*Roope:* Do you have something to say to the public?
*Käärijä:* Subscribe to the channel, and what incredible gentlemen, oh my god.
*Joona:* We’ll be cheering you on.
*Käärijä:* Yeah.
*Joona:* How did it go? It’s crazy…
*Käärijä:* It’s party.
*Joona:* It is, it is.
*Roope:* See you in a week! And that’s goodbye.
Sorry to add to the thread/clutter it up, but I wanted to say thank you. You're a saint for translating it all haha
Small correction - vaihtosukat is spare socks, not sport socks :)
Enkestä nyt on sympaattisin vieras tähän mennessä!
Apua hautajaisissa jonottamassa😭😭 "Joko on kohta mun vuoro"
Käärijä on niin mahtava Cha Cha Cha on ihan best upeeta että saitte Jere Vantaalta vieraaksi. XD 🤣
paras biisi ever💅💅💅
mahtavaa että valitsitte käärijän videolle!!
Jeren vibat on iha huikeet! Toivon et hän saa kaiken mitä on ikinä halunnukkin🥰
sad that there are no subtitles 😭😭
ua-cam.com/video/ALoFuyZ5sFk/v-deo.html
Nyt on kova vieras 🤩
hyvä että saitte käärijän mukaan kiitos tästä videosta👍
Itse Cha cha cha mies💚🔥
Jeesss käärijä🎉🎉
tykkään tästä videosta, ihan huikea! Tehkää lisää seuraajat vastaan joku😊 ja se joku olisi roni back?
praying for eng subs every day😩🙏
Hyvä video jätkät! Keep up the good work💪🏻
Toi Käärijän nauru ❤
Tulee katottua vaikka kuin monta kertaa tätä 🤭
damn 😀tulis jo viisut - haluisin jo nähä, kun käärijä voittaa ne 😀
OMG KÄÄRIJÄ!💚
Holy diver mikä vieras 😮😮😮😮 Ehdottomasti suosikkisarjani teiltä
Laittakaa tekstitys englanniksi, et kansainväliset Käärijä fanitkin ymmärtää.
Yeaaa boyyyyy käärijää on odotettu
Ei muuta kuin äkkiä englannin kielinen tekstitys ja pian.Käärijä❤❤❤
Ja ehkä kirosanojen kohalle piip.
Sopiva vieras kanavalle, koska oon KOUKUS Käärijään 💚💚👑
please.... english subs I beg
Hyvää sunnuntaita kaikille👍😊
OHHOH!! 🤩 ETTÄ OIKEEN KÄÄRIJÄ!! 😲
halutaanko vielä englanninkieliset tekstitykset? emmä sano et oon tehnyt sitä jo, mut myöskään en kiellä 👀 vaan huvin vuoksi koska tykkään kääntämisestä ja litteroimisesta ja mä ajattelin et miksei tarjoa
5:28 tuli vaa ekana mieleen ” jälkkään heti”
Mahtava saada kärtsäri videolle hyvä poijjat👍🏻🔥😎
Omalla tapaansa aika hasardia ku käärijä pitää tommosta yläosaa kaikkialla, mut okei onhan se upee ja tunnistettava ja villin erikoinen :,D
Mun lempi youtubettajat ❤️🥰
Ootte parhaita ❤️❤️
On se Käärijä vaan niin kova! Kiva, että oli vieraana 💪⚡️
seuraavaks miku ja masa arvuuttelee😋😋 mahtava video ❤❤ inspiroitte mua suuresti✨️✨️
Lisää familyfeudii. Nää on parhaita🔥
🟢🟢🟢Niin viihdyttävää settiä!!!🟢🟢🟢
Miten Roopel 117 pistettä kun saa vaan parillisia pisteit
On kyllä niin symppis tyyppi....😊
Tää on mun mielestä UA-camn paras video!!❤❤🎉🎉 CHA CHA CHAAA!!
Loveen Käärijä❤❤😍😍
Ihan huikee video ja huikee vieras💪💪💪
Moi ja Käärijä on mukana!!!
KÄÄRIJÄ❤❤❤
Jeren nauru on aivan paras😘
Naurasin koko aikana. 😂❤
naurasit vai naulasit
@@daikku195 😁 asun ruotsissa ja ei kirjotan niin paljon suomea. Heja Finland 😉
@@sagal8620 okei
@@sagal8620 haluaisin itse asua ruotsissa.
Käärijä on kyl symppis äijä😭
Hyvä video👍👍👍
Jostai syystä "Ovela paska" pisti mut ihan paskaks😂💕
9:34 armeija vastaus vilahtaa yläkulmassa😂
Voisko Parkkali tulla uudestaa vieraaks?
Muistuttamaan sitte käärijää että ei pudota sen asua enään
Nyt oli taas hyva video
huippu video! 🎉
Jere on mun elämä!!! Mä haluun pussata häntä 💚💚💚💚💚💚
Käärijä on ihana❤ loreen on blagioinu
En oo hirveest kokenu et videot voi piristää mut tää piristi iha v*tusti HUIPPU VIDEO JA KÄÄRIJÄ BEST💚
Ihana luonne käärijä
Jere on niin symppis❤
Pitää syttyä! Cama boys🔥
Ihaannaaaatttt❤️❤️👑
Tehkää video Kari Hietalahden kanssa
Ja sit harjoittelemaan pisteiden yhteenlaskua
Kyllä siellä jälkässä naurattaa😂
-sanotaan nyt pähkinä PERSE!!!!
SM-mitalistit here!🙋🏼♂️
Seuraavaks vieraaks Polo G :D
Jere on kuningas. 💚💚
meikän serkkupoika 🤩
"Kuiva muonaa" 👍🏻👍🏻😂
Omg ajois
Family Feud on ihan paras :)
Päivän ensimmäine video ilman niitä 15sekunnin paskoja mainoksia!
En ole edes käynyt laskettelemassa😂
Käärijä ja muutkin kumpi Messi vai Ronaldo
Koukus on paras 💞💞💞❤🔥
Millon Seuraajat vs Iha just Imus
Sama mietin...olisi aika makee...
Lisää tämmöisiä videoita
Tosi hyvä video😂
JES KIITOS 🟢 rakastan
'aika hyvä' jäi mieleen
Kuka muu huomasi että kysymyksen: missä on pisimmät jonot niin viimeiseksi jäänyt vaihtoehto vilahti nopeasti esille joka oli armeija
Meikä
Ihana
Hyvä video. Seuraavaks Korelon
10:10 Keikat ei oo listassa anteeks MITÄ
Käärijä on huippu!
kukaan ei jonotukseen sanonut että ilmaiset ämpärit?
Pidän kasin käsin kiinni jätti pisteistä niin kuin cha cha cha cha chaaaaaah!!!
Cha cha vaha caha cha vahaaa
Lol safaabdi
tehkää mutsienne kaa video
Rakas käärijämme❤
Teiän pitäs pelaa smart 10!!!!
😊
Ajoissa
Onks käärijäl ikinä paitaa päällä🤣😂
En tiä😅
Paidaton riehuja 🤷🏼♀️
9.35 näkyy et mikä se vastaus on
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