Jonathan is the peak human specimen. Jonathan needs no PPE to avoid COVID. Jonathan's innate immune system is as loyal to him as he is to the ophthalmologist.
He’s not dumb, he’s just ascended beyond the realms of mortal science and has focused upon perfecting the art of eyes at the sacrifice of all other science.
This is it. Right here. This is how to explain Jonathan to the uninitiated. He's the Chuck Norris of medicine. He doesn't protect himself from covid; covid protects itself from him.
@@Catherinzsl Jonathan is like the little girl from the book "Momo" who doesn't talk and can solve people's problems just by looking at them and listening to them speak.
@@Catherinzsl - exactly what I was thinking!! It would start out with the therapist’s, “So how are you feeling today?” and then by the end, the therapist would be wiping away tears, pouring out his thanks, and asking, “Same time next week?” only for there to be some twist of how a bunch of his work is done or something, and the load taken off, whew! 😄
I too came down with ye ol' Covid-19 this week, which sucks because 1) omg covid freaking sucks 2) having avoided catching it this entire pandemic. I feel a little less alone, ty Dr. G. Hope you feel better soon
Jonathan is a god amongst men; he appears when needed, very skilled in multiple health departments and more importantly prepared to take notes before a moments notice.
Hope you're feeling better soon! I got covid earlier this year and it took me about a month or so to recover, and now 3 months on i'm finally without the majority of my symptoms. Get some rest and give yourself a break!
Did you get vaccinated? I have noticed coworkers who got vaccinated suffer from many ailments for months and the unvaccinated ones took only a few days to recover...
@@juliusfucik4011 No I didn’t; I wasn’t comfortable (as some others were) but to each their own choice. I only had a productive cough and that was it. The extra mucus for a while was annoying
hahahha ! OMG ! I am early ! ER doctor here !!!! Everyone please stay safe ! NO JOKE COVID is back thats what my last video was about... We should test Jonathan's genes????
Legend says it that long ago,in a distant land...Jonathan made a deal with a Geinie.... Jonathan wanted to be the pinnical of humanity. in health,charisma,willpower,efficency,cleverness.... And he got that. at the cost of his free will,and his abilitiy to speak.
Fun fact: World’s oldest tortoise who was even alive during Darwin’s period is also named Jonathan. If he could survive it then our super fast can too.
The change in taste was the weirdest thing ever. I could taste a hint of dr pepper and anything dairy was an explosion of flavor. Anything else was tasteless.
Can you please tell us where you get your Jonothans? Thinking of picking up a few myself, but only if they're fair trade & grass-fed Jonathans. Sick of seeing Jonothans cramped into little cages, fed nothing but processed corn. They need space, air, and plenty of grass.
I am beginning to think Jonathan is just a second personality of the ophthalmologist. Everyone is too afraid of Jonathan to let the ophthalmologist know and get some help. Plus Jonathan is so helpful! And is threatening everyone who wants to tell with a finger across the throat.
Jonathan simply visually notes where every particle of covid is and moves super sonically to avoid them and, if needed, push them away. That's how come he doesn't catch covid.
my friend caught covid meanwhile me who hung out with him hasnt even got a glimmer of it through this entire time all i got was my basic seasonal flu of sniffles for like a day or 2 and done
Unfortunately, a strikingly apt portrayal of a part of the medical profession. It sometimes feels as if they have just been away for the last two years (even when they haven't) ;D
As a former Jonathan, I can confirm that despite seeing innumerable patients wearing their masks incorrectly, and several times scribing for a doctor who came down with covid a few days later (x3), I have somehow managed to avoid getting sick. Perhaps it’s the aura of competent invisibility?
You probably have had previous exposure, cross immunization or simply a good immune system. It happened to me too. All I have done is take vitamin D supplement through the winter months and make sure I got my zinc up a bit.
You're might have been asymptotic. The virus just made a truce with your immune system to not spread damagingly enough to cause any symptoms. You'd be healthy and still spreading the virus to others and not know about it. You might have a diplomatic immune system.
Jonathan is so good, he used his scribe powers to note down every disease that there has been, is, and ever will be and forced his memory B and T cells to memorize them.
@@sakuraflora3 you're not an immunologist because you would know that you already have every single possible B and T cell in your body for every virus out there but it takes time for your body to find the right one and reproduce it in a significant amount.
I once had a scribe that I thought was magic. She could read the room and sense where I was going with my plans, slip out of the room to get whatever was needed, and her notes were spot-on. A good scribe is invaluable. Long live the invincible and indispensable “Jonathans”out there.
Not related to the video but wanted to share : Recently i got on my ophthalmology rotations and professor was teaching us about glaucoma when the term “Glaucomflecken” came and i was so thrilled that i almost let out a cry lol!
@@RabbidTribble The name confused me at first, but for a different reason. Glaucomflecken is almost the same as the German word for it (Glaukomflecken). So I thought he might be German. Since he doesn't sound German at all it confused me for a while until I found out it's really called the same in English (which doesn't really make sence to me because it is a German word and could've easily been translated instead of just changing the k to a c).
Jonathan has superpowers but as the extremely loyal and generous person he is, he simply decides to use his powers to support the Opthalmologist and get people's eyes taken care of. On the side he's probably working on a cure for pre-natal blindness in infants.
And so, the mute, elusive yet always on hand, Johnathon remains a mystery to us all. What is he? Alien? Air breathing deep sea creature? Or just the peak of human evolution? We will probably never know.
Jonathan is one of The Old Ones. Contemplating his true form and existence will render you insane and a vassal for the Old Ones when they finally awaken.
GET WELL SOON!... I know you are an ophthalmologist yourself but as someone whose eyesight was saved through multiple complex surgeries the dumb ophthalmologist meme is one thing I don't get haha
It's not that ophthalmologists are dumb It's more nuanced than that. It's ophthalmologists are naive to the ways of the hospital. Also Jonathan is magic
Ophatomologist are not dumb, but it's like asking an eletrical engineer to check your car engine, they sure know a lot, but not that knowledge, they know about the eye, not the rest of the eye holder
As someone recently replaying Bloodborne, I find myself increasingly convinced that Johnathan is in fact an eldritch horror masquerading as an opthamologist's scribe for easy access to eyes. :P
Jonathan is one of The Old Ones. Contemplating his true form and existence will render you insane and a vassal for the Old Ones when they finally awaken.
As someone whose eyesight has been saved by a couple of complex and time concerning surgeries, luckily caught early by a wonderful ophthalmologist, he deserves some respect haha but he’s got a Jonathan everyone will kill for. Get well soon Dr!
@@pownder Maybe? Maybe not? At this point who hasn’t had COVID? It’s like the flu now, it won’t go away. Wouldn’t surprise me if he does have it for real.
I'm confused, why didn't Jonathan do the inpatient consult? Surely he is more than adequately equipped to handle that while he's taking care of the ICU
love the bit about the dumb opthalmologist in my personal experience tho, my opthalmologist is the smartest doctor I've ever met and is the only one out of dozens of doctors who were able to save my eyes
the joke is that the optos usualy have ABSOLUTLY fuking ZERO idea about anything that is NOT about their field...i mean ZEROOO total 100% flush down the braintoilet after they specialised for everything but the O.O
Jonathan's lore is expanding rapidly, before this video we had confirmation about his inhuman ability to multitask when the other specialties went to ask for Jonathan's assistance during the week, he was even able to withstand Neurology, which in itself is an inhuman ability.
As someone who has been around infected people a few times, but never gotten sick, I can confirm that the virus can't enter your body without your consent.
I met a Jonathan! She hasn't had her voice box removed though. I had a sudden, extreme vision loss in my right eye recently and was referred to an ophthalmologist. She really helped calm me down when I freaked out about having an injection in my eyelid (CME) while we were waiting on the numbing to take effect.
Thank you for giving this step1 stressed Med student hope that I actually DO know something useful 😂 also, if you ever need a loyal Med student (future resident) to be a second Jonathan, I volunteer as tribute!
I assume Jonathan is some type of future android here to stop the 'Ophthalmologist Uprisings', or to create it. That seems to be the most logical explanation.
Jonathan is the peak human specimen. Jonathan needs no PPE to avoid COVID. Jonathan's innate immune system is as loyal to him as he is to the ophthalmologist.
He’s not dumb, he’s just ascended beyond the realms of mortal science and has focused upon perfecting the art of eyes at the sacrifice of all other science.
Beautifully expressed!
*INTENSE NODDING*
Who said he is human?…
Well said doc 👏
Somehow, Jonathan became the Chuck Norris of UA-cam. I'm into it.
This is it. Right here. This is how to explain Jonathan to the uninitiated. He's the Chuck Norris of medicine. He doesn't protect himself from covid; covid protects itself from him.
or at least of the medical professions xD
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Yes!!!
Bring on the jokes/memes! 😁
"Did it say airborne precaution? ...yeah that had nothing to do with an airplane" lmfao
Has Jonathan ever gone to therapy? I bet he would just deny bad feelings from entering his body as well.
Great idea for a skit!!
Jonathan would probably end up caring for the therapist.
@@Catherinzsl Jonathan is like the little girl from the book "Momo" who doesn't talk and can solve people's problems just by looking at them and listening to them speak.
@@desaturated-firefox or Braco.
@@Catherinzsl - exactly what I was thinking!! It would start out with the therapist’s, “So how are you feeling today?” and then by the end, the therapist would be wiping away tears, pouring out his thanks, and asking, “Same time next week?” only for there to be some twist of how a bunch of his work is done or something, and the load taken off, whew! 😄
"Dr. Jones, come quickly! We found murals that predate the dinosaurs. They seem to depict Jonathans first arrival on earth!"
He’s in fact the distributor of magic
Enters a hospital - gets covid
Airborne precaution ... I can't even 😂😂😂
I too came down with ye ol' Covid-19 this week, which sucks because 1) omg covid freaking sucks 2) having avoided catching it this entire pandemic. I feel a little less alone, ty Dr. G. Hope you feel better soon
Jonathan is a god amongst men; he appears when needed, very skilled in multiple health departments and more importantly prepared to take notes before a moments notice.
Idk if Jonathan is magic but these videos sure are
Oh no! I hope you don't really have covid. Please get better soon, you're our favorite doctor
Jonathon's nod... The highlight of every video!
Hope you're feeling better soon! I got covid earlier this year and it took me about a month or so to recover, and now 3 months on i'm finally without the majority of my symptoms. Get some rest and give yourself a break!
Did you get vaccinated?
I have noticed coworkers who got vaccinated suffer from many ailments for months and the unvaccinated ones took only a few days to recover...
@@juliusfucik4011 No, many of the unvaccinated ones aren't with us anymore.
@@juliusfucik4011 No I didn’t; I wasn’t comfortable (as some others were) but to each their own choice. I only had a productive cough and that was it. The extra mucus for a while was annoying
@@SpicyGelato98 Neither are many of the vaccinated- it goes both ways. However let’s try to stay politics free!
@@spiercephotography Obviously, but nowhere near at the same rate. Anyways.
That made me laugh out loud. Airborne precautions!!! The airplane flying is more for the ENT folks...
Get well soon Will!
The accuracy of ophthalmologists being dependent on their scribes. My corneal surgeon was using a scribe way back in 2001.
Johnathan is an oath of ophthalmology paladin. They are immune to disease.
The lore about Johnathan The Loyal Scribe thickens!!
When movie?
"He refuses to let coronavirus enter his body" 😂😂😂
We need to see more of the Jonathan resistance! *nods*
Jonathan isn't human. Jonathan is Jonathan.
Ok, next week I want Jonathan to get COVID and have the ophthalmologist have to survive without him.
Having the name Jonathan makes your videos just that extra little bit of wonderful each time.
Man, Dr. G you are too good!
I want a Jonathan of my own.
I love that "is Jonathan magic..?" And he doesn't get an actual response ,🤣🤣
Dear sainted Jonathan, will you come to my Primary Care clinic?
hahahha ! OMG ! I am early ! ER doctor here !!!! Everyone please stay safe ! NO JOKE COVID is back thats what my last video was about... We should test Jonathan's genes????
Yes. Yes, in fact, Jonathan IS magic.
*nods in Jonathan*
Jonathan is just built different.
Legend says it that long ago,in a distant land...Jonathan made a deal with a Geinie....
Jonathan wanted to be the pinnical of humanity. in health,charisma,willpower,efficency,cleverness....
And he got that.
at the cost of his free will,and his abilitiy to speak.
Fun fact: World’s oldest tortoise who was even alive during Darwin’s period is also named Jonathan. If he could survive it then our super fast can too.
You've said you're an opthalmologist, which makes me think all these are kinda like secret thank you letters to your own Jonathan
He couldn't see it coming.
Someone who does work non stop and you're asking if he's magic
Jonathan is this generation's Chuck Norris.
The change in taste was the weirdest thing ever. I could taste a hint of dr pepper and anything dairy was an explosion of flavor. Anything else was tasteless.
He's an android who dreams of electric sheep.
I’m pretty sure Jonathan is Captain America. He needs minimal food and sleep, operates at peak human efficiency, and seems impervious to disease,
As a scribe this is absolutely facts 😂
We wish we were Jonathan
As a Jonathan I can confirm we are magic!
Jonathan is not magic; he's Jonathan; never downplay him, hahaha.
How often do you retake shots due to laughing at your own jokes? Because I'd be dying! 🤣🤣
I want to get a shirt with Jonathan's intense face on it
I think opthalmologist want to give some break to Johnathan
Bloody died at "airborne precautions" xD xD xD xD
Can you please tell us where you get your Jonothans?
Thinking of picking up a few myself, but only if they're fair trade & grass-fed Jonathans.
Sick of seeing Jonothans cramped into little cages, fed nothing but processed corn.
They need space, air, and plenty of grass.
COVID can't legally enter your body without your permission.
I think it's high time Jonathan be made wear a white angelic gown given his omnipotent nature. 🙈🙈🙈
I am beginning to think Jonathan is just a second personality of the ophthalmologist. Everyone is too afraid of Jonathan to let the ophthalmologist know and get some help. Plus Jonathan is so helpful! And is threatening everyone who wants to tell with a finger across the throat.
I refused to let that virus enter my body for over 2 years. Then I let my guard down. 😞
I think it's the ivermectin throat lozenges that Jonathon eats like candy.
That, and the fact that CoViD is afraid of Jonathon.
That's an interesting take on airborne precautions there opthamology 😅😂
Jonathan simply visually notes where every particle of covid is and moves super sonically to avoid them and, if needed, push them away. That's how come he doesn't catch covid.
you should've ended the video with jonathan having glowing red eyes.
Yes he is!
Dr G you sound a bit congested in the video. I hope you don't mean you have COVID!
and that is it. covid in a nutshell... nothing
my friend caught covid meanwhile me who hung out with him hasnt even got a glimmer of it through this entire time all i got was my basic seasonal flu of sniffles for like a day or 2 and done
Unfortunately, a strikingly apt portrayal of a part of the medical profession. It sometimes feels as if they have just been away for the last two years (even when they haven't) ;D
As the token Tiktok Opthalmologist, isn't it ironic how Opthalmology wants to be seen and helps others to see?
As a former Jonathan, I can confirm that despite seeing innumerable patients wearing their masks incorrectly, and several times scribing for a doctor who came down with covid a few days later (x3), I have somehow managed to avoid getting sick. Perhaps it’s the aura of competent invisibility?
The invisibility is key.
You probably have had previous exposure, cross immunization or simply a good immune system.
It happened to me too. All I have done is take vitamin D supplement through the winter months and make sure I got my zinc up a bit.
I have used "the force" and the fragrance of garlic to avoid human contacts.
"Competent invisibility". There has never been a term born greater than that!
You're might have been asymptotic. The virus just made a truce with your immune system to not spread damagingly enough to cause any symptoms. You'd be healthy and still spreading the virus to others and not know about it.
You might have a diplomatic immune system.
Jonathan is so good, he used his scribe powers to note down every disease that there has been, is, and ever will be and forced his memory B and T cells to memorize them.
as an immunologist, I appreciate this
@@sakuraflora3 you're not an immunologist because you would know that you already have every single possible B and T cell in your body for every virus out there but it takes time for your body to find the right one and reproduce it in a significant amount.
They are Jonathan's B and T cell, they already know all the pathogenes and are waiting to deal with them with a smile and a firm nod.
@@MrFrenchfanfan 😂
Damn it. This is a good one
Jonathan is magic! And family medicine really needs one. Maybe for Christmas family medicine can finally get a Jonathan
Or at least borrow one for a little while so he can catch up.
Family medicine needs to find the Jonathan within himself
Yes! Family medicine needs his own Jonathan even if it’s for a day, family medicine needs to prevent burnout!
Family Medicine wishes!
Not until family medicine figures out they should give the STEMI an aspirin.
I once had a scribe that I thought was magic. She could read the room and sense where I was going with my plans, slip out of the room to get whatever was needed, and her notes were spot-on. A good scribe is invaluable. Long live the invincible and indispensable “Jonathans”out there.
As a loyal scribe in an urgent care setting who has yet to get COVID, I nod my head to all my fellow magic Jonathans
Please make a reaction video, Jonathan Treble Slur! 🙇
Right? One cannot get sick when one has no Time to be sick!!
When he was concerned about Jonathan getting covid I laughed out loud to myself and said "Jonathan can't get covid he's Jonathan 😂😂"
Not related to the video but wanted to share :
Recently i got on my ophthalmology rotations and professor was teaching us about glaucoma when the term “Glaucomflecken” came and i was so thrilled that i almost let out a cry lol!
…I’m extremely disappointed with myself to have to admit this, but this is the first time I realized that is not his name
@@RabbidTribble The name confused me at first, but for a different reason. Glaucomflecken is almost the same as the German word for it (Glaukomflecken). So I thought he might be German. Since he doesn't sound German at all it confused me for a while until I found out it's really called the same in English (which doesn't really make sence to me because it is a German word and could've easily been translated instead of just changing the k to a c).
Oh you really do sound ill :/ Thank you for this day-brightener :) Take care of yourself, hope you feel better soon 🙏
"Is Jonathan magic?"
Jonathan is whatever you want him to be. And *MORE*
Jonathan has superpowers but as the extremely loyal and generous person he is, he simply decides to use his powers to support the Opthalmologist and get people's eyes taken care of. On the side he's probably working on a cure for pre-natal blindness in infants.
And so, the mute, elusive yet always on hand, Johnathon remains a mystery to us all. What is he? Alien? Air breathing deep sea creature? Or just the peak of human evolution? We will probably never know.
Jonathan is one of The Old Ones. Contemplating his true form and existence will render you insane and a vassal for the Old Ones when they finally awaken.
Jonathan doesn't need vaccine. The vaccine needs Jonathan.
Johnathan is the medical equivalent of chuck noris
GET WELL SOON!... I know you are an ophthalmologist yourself but as someone whose eyesight was saved through multiple complex surgeries the dumb ophthalmologist meme is one thing I don't get haha
It's not that ophthalmologists are dumb It's more nuanced than that. It's ophthalmologists are naive to the ways of the hospital. Also Jonathan is magic
Ophatomologist are not dumb, but it's like asking an eletrical engineer to check your car engine, they sure know a lot, but not that knowledge, they know about the eye, not the rest of the eye holder
@@0Arcoverde “eye holder” 🤣😂
@@0Arcoverde My uncle is an electrical engineer. Worked for Toyota before his retirement. Certainly knows his way around a car engine.
@@CyrusdVulture "Everyone! Look at me! I found an outlier in the data set! Get PubMed on the line! Somebody's gettin' proved _wrong_ today!"
🤣
"...Is Jonathan magic?"
"...I'll be back next week."
Discretion. Nice.
As someone recently replaying Bloodborne, I find myself increasingly convinced that Johnathan is in fact an eldritch horror masquerading as an opthamologist's scribe for easy access to eyes. :P
Jonathan is one of The Old Ones. Contemplating his true form and existence will render you insane and a vassal for the Old Ones when they finally awaken.
As someone whose eyesight has been saved by a couple of complex and time concerning surgeries, luckily caught early by a wonderful ophthalmologist, he deserves some respect haha but he’s got a Jonathan everyone will kill for.
Get well soon Dr!
Does he really have covid?
@@pownder Maybe? Maybe not? At this point who hasn’t had COVID? It’s like the flu now, it won’t go away. Wouldn’t surprise me if he does have it for real.
Wow. He had to *go to a hospital*? I thought this was a humour channel, not horror.
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If the immunologist ever gets hold of a Jonathan, he will either be really excited, or end up questioning what exactly he's doing with his life.
The radiologist once saw Jonathan with his custom specs, and then suddenly he was opaque.
The pathologist once took samples from Jonathan. There were too many sparkles in the microscope's field of view to make anything out
I'm confused, why didn't Jonathan do the inpatient consult? Surely he is more than adequately equipped to handle that while he's taking care of the ICU
All Jonathan has to do is nod and the patient would miraculously be healed.
The Ophthalmologist's smile and Jonathan's nod are the real contagious things here 😂
love the bit about the dumb opthalmologist
in my personal experience tho, my opthalmologist is the smartest doctor I've ever met and is the only one out of dozens of doctors who were able to save my eyes
the joke is that the optos usualy have ABSOLUTLY fuking ZERO idea about anything that is NOT about their field...i mean ZEROOO total 100% flush down the braintoilet after they specialised for everything but the O.O
Jonathan's lore is expanding rapidly, before this video we had confirmation about his inhuman ability to multitask when the other specialties went to ask for Jonathan's assistance during the week, he was even able to withstand Neurology, which in itself is an inhuman ability.
The pause , then “is Jonathan magic?” absolutely took me out! 🤣🤣
As someone who has been around infected people a few times, but never gotten sick, I can confirm that the virus can't enter your body without your consent.
comedic zoom in on faces never gets old
I'm so sorry you have covid Dr. G(｡•́︿•̀｡)😭💔 I hope you feel better soon!!!
I met a Jonathan! She hasn't had her voice box removed though. I had a sudden, extreme vision loss in my right eye recently and was referred to an ophthalmologist. She really helped calm me down when I freaked out about having an injection in my eyelid (CME) while we were waiting on the numbing to take effect.
As someone still suffering on day 14 of this horrible covid disease , thanks for making me laugh👏🏻 😂
I get so giddy the more magical Jonathan becomes. Gives me a new bar to meet. Keep me updating master Jonathan
When I read the title I thought oh no!! But then I quickly remembered he had Jonathan and knew he would be fine
Thank you for giving this step1 stressed Med student hope that I actually DO know something useful 😂 also, if you ever need a loyal Med student (future resident) to be a second Jonathan, I volunteer as tribute!
Volunteer? Has med school taught you nothing? You’ll be lucky to make minimum wage as a resident. You don’t want to volunteer.
@@admiraladama5877 it was a reference to the hunger games lol
Lmao great skit as always!
I assume Jonathan is some type of future android here to stop the 'Ophthalmologist Uprisings', or to create it. That seems to be the most logical explanation.
It’s the prequel to “Jonathan : Become Human”
First.
And of COURSE Jonathon is magic, Admin! You should know this by now!
Jonathan is superhuman. He wont let Covid get him at all 😂
Please have a video introducing us to your IRL Johnathan