DOOM Eternal Rap by JT Music - "Song for Daisy"

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    DOOM Eternal Rap by JT Music - "Song for Daisy"
    #doometernal #doom #fightlikehell

КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @captainhuntank7963
    @captainhuntank7963 4 роки тому +5441

    Demons : *invade earth*
    Doomguy: *i sleep*
    Demons: *kill doomguy’s rabbit*
    Doomguy: your free trial of life has expired

    • @SCP-yr5vw
      @SCP-yr5vw 4 роки тому +117

      Doomslayer is the ultimate no u

    • @Y0URB3STFR1END
      @Y0URB3STFR1END 4 роки тому +115

      Demons: Invade earth
      Doomguy: *sleeps*
      Demons: kill Doomguys rabbit
      Doomguy: This just got personal
      (Note I just changed it a little)

    • @wildestofthemall
      @wildestofthemall 4 роки тому +55

      You can see daisy in a few levels. Daisy is still alive just a adventurous rabbit

    • @SCP-yr5vw
      @SCP-yr5vw 4 роки тому +14

      @@wildestofthemall where.

    • @altaraeastral9288
      @altaraeastral9288 4 роки тому +19

      @@wildestofthemall she's not real :(

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1495

    "I'm made in God's image, flyer than an angel. Out they set some ground rules by which I don't play well
    "
    That bar was so fire

  • @ariaa.9428
    @ariaa.9428 3 роки тому +1495

    Doomguy: “Even though I lost you, I won’t let it break me.”
    Also Doomguy: *proceeds to break half of hell's population instead*

    • @brightbound3309
      @brightbound3309 2 роки тому +93

      oh yeah he didn't let it break him it broke them

    • @funnyrockangry
      @funnyrockangry 2 роки тому +42

      "Look who's the boss now!!"

    • @invisiblebob69420
      @invisiblebob69420 2 роки тому +34

      Because the demons killed daisy, they triggered the Doom Slayer and broke themselves

    • @irradiatednova1589
      @irradiatednova1589 Рік тому +17

      "Half"? Idk bout that one man, he kinda wiped Mars twice and Earth+Mars once more

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 Рік тому +2

      @@irradiatednova1589 true

  • @technicallyanaxolotl9613
    @technicallyanaxolotl9613 3 роки тому +823

    Can we Take a moment to agree that the live action bunny they used is fuckin' adorable

  • @NICK41206
    @NICK41206 4 роки тому +812

    “All this over a bunny?”
    “Not just any bunny! Doomguys bunny!”

    • @shinyumbreon1774
      @shinyumbreon1774 4 роки тому +8

      DOOMGUY you saw an opportunity and took it my man

    • @andrewbrooks7122
      @andrewbrooks7122 4 роки тому +6

      Well at least its not springtrap this time

    • @silenttreatment4813
      @silenttreatment4813 4 роки тому +13

      A nerdy shit alert!
      Doomguys wife gave him that bunny as a present and after she died daisy was all that was left of his wife, and the demons took her away oooOOooOooOOooo

    • @goatfetusgamer1858
      @goatfetusgamer1858 4 роки тому +8

      DOOM Guy is just demonic John Wick

    • @w.dgaster2271
      @w.dgaster2271 4 роки тому +4

      You messed with bun you get the BFG gun

  • @blazingstorm9351
    @blazingstorm9351 4 роки тому +909

    Demon: *They took his shotgun sir and killed his bunny.*
    Satan: *Oh*

    • @k.m.c.6777
      @k.m.c.6777 4 роки тому +21

      Shiot

    • @chsameer2794
      @chsameer2794 4 роки тому +52

      Satan: *oh...........................OH*

    • @n3cro_huunter
      @n3cro_huunter 3 роки тому +48

      Satan: we are SO fucked

    • @ubilava9454
      @ubilava9454 3 роки тому +33

      Very sad and soft *Oh*, to say the least

    • @Rajang6
      @Rajang6 3 роки тому +36

      Satan: *_TELL ME WERE THE CULPRITS ARE, NOW!_*
      Imp: *Oh, they are at the shop.*
      Satan: *Alright, I'll head there.*

  • @dinkleberg2107
    @dinkleberg2107 3 роки тому +244

    Daisy's soul : daddy, which demon was the one u killed most brutality?
    Doom slayer : the one who put u to bed forever my darling

  • @samgreen8007
    @samgreen8007 3 роки тому +525

    Daisy: **gets killed violently **
    The demons:**sadistic laughter**
    Doom Slayer: ** finds Daisy dead**
    Also Doom Slayer:**Angy Af**
    The demons: "Come on, Tod! You HAD to piss off the ONLY PERSON who can kill us all?!?"

  • @sadgetrollge5614
    @sadgetrollge5614 4 роки тому +601

    John Wick: Someone killed my dog, so I ended their lives.
    Doomguy: Hold my sentinel batteries.

  • @RealKirb
    @RealKirb 4 роки тому +723

    Doomguy: *loving his sweet rabbit daisy*
    Demons: *kills daisy*
    Demons: wait, why do I hear boss music

  • @nolanmaldonado6813
    @nolanmaldonado6813 3 роки тому +446

    so the doom slayer is murdering the entire demon race, razed all of hell, blasted a hole in mars, killed the icon of sin, and turned heaven into a desecrated place like hell, just to avenge his pet rabbit...
    I LOVE THIS GUY!!

    • @brightbound3309
      @brightbound3309 2 роки тому +7

      yes

    • @khainedagon2202
      @khainedagon2202 2 роки тому +26

      Lets not forget he also doomed Vega to never resurrect just so he could bring god back to life so he could kill him too for making the demons

    • @StormRye982
      @StormRye982 2 роки тому +5

      @@khainedagon2202 wait what?

    • @khainedagon2202
      @khainedagon2202 2 роки тому +11

      @@StormRye982 read the lore technically the dark lord was god and created Vega/The Father and the Seraphim to help him create immortality so that his people would never die.

    • @StormRye982
      @StormRye982 2 роки тому +6

      @@khainedagon2202 ok sorry I'm not really into doom lore

  • @sirkevin1187
    @sirkevin1187 3 роки тому +131

    POV: you’re an imp in hell talking to your pal possessed soldier
    You: me and the other imps just burned down an orphanage, how about you?
    Soldier: yeah I just killed a bunny walking in a field!
    You: wait what-
    *sudden gun cocking noise intensifies*

    • @kingjulianprime6026
      @kingjulianprime6026 Місяць тому +2

      Possessed soldier: It would appear that I've made a slight error in judgment.

  • @ratboy8281
    @ratboy8281 4 роки тому +561

    Doomslayer:" regular death metal"
    Demons:" kills a bunny"
    Doomslayer:" angered fueled heavy death metal begins rising from the depths of hell"

  • @solaire2271
    @solaire2271 4 роки тому +4906

    Headcanon: Demons now see bunnies as cursed terrors that are warnings of inevitable destruction.

    • @kayeda1
      @kayeda1 4 роки тому +419

      Daisy: gets killed
      Doomslayer: so you have chosen... death

    • @pkfiremkice1883
      @pkfiremkice1883 4 роки тому +213

      And yet... That vision became their fucking hubris.

    • @fbiuzz
      @fbiuzz 4 роки тому +402

      "The Doom Slayer's heart swelled with power at the sight of his loathsome companion, a creature of the daylight, of flesh and blood. He drew strength from IT, as he before had only drawn strength from the eternal legions of DOOM. All knew of ITS power, and what might the Slayer wielded because of IT. And so, the Dark Lord of the Eighth Age, seeking to undermine the Slayer in his unholy crusade, sought to destroy the Slayer's companion. The trap was laid, but the battle that commenced is only spoken of, for the Doom Slayer destroyed three of the eternal circles of Hell in retaliation for what transpired. ITS name is only whispered of in the deepest, darkest pits of Hell. For it is to invite complete destruction, to provoke the Slayer's unrelenting wrath. Of all the unholy icons in Hell, the image of the Slayer's companion is the most feared, if only for the rage that its sight would stoke in him."

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +34

      Kinda like Lo Wang

    • @lunarsolstice7164
      @lunarsolstice7164 4 роки тому +24

      @@fbiuzz Oh

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers 3 роки тому +336

    Finally, a song that rhymes "snuggle-puffer" with "suffer".

    • @Azrael_the_Crusader
      @Azrael_the_Crusader Рік тому +3

      I make demons snuggle puffer

    • @Azrael_the_Crusader
      @Azrael_the_Crusader Рік тому +1

      I hate the pun

    • @sentinel5113
      @sentinel5113 Рік тому +2

      @@Azrael_the_Crusaderit's a good one tho lol

    • @kaminhari3207
      @kaminhari3207 Рік тому +1

      SUFFER AS I HAVE

    • @torytellstales
      @torytellstales 16 днів тому

      I read a fan theory one time that Pud'n from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" became the Doom Guy, now I see how it correlates 😂

  • @danieljimenez9035
    @danieljimenez9035 3 роки тому +67

    Demon 1: kills some bunny
    Demon 2: wait what was it's name
    Demon 1 daisy,why?
    Demon 2: it waz WHAT
    Doomguy : bonjour

  • @ramsa65
    @ramsa65 4 роки тому +1868

    “I do it all for you daisy”
    Humanity: *are we a joke to you*
    Doom slayer: oh yeah I forgot about you guys

    • @razorswordninja12
      @razorswordninja12 4 роки тому +143

      marie louissaint
      Doomslayer: You guys were the spark but Daisy’s death was the gasoline that fueled my unbridled fury.

    • @doonkeythegreatsullivan9459
      @doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 4 роки тому +36

      marie louissaint considering the fact that they also had a hand with this... yes. If I remember in doom 2016 they were trying to find ways to get a supple or something

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 роки тому +21

      @@doonkeythegreatsullivan9459 they were trying to use argent energy as a solution the energy crisis on Earth

    • @joshuaarcher6052
      @joshuaarcher6052 4 роки тому +13

      Who cares about them what they do for him, other than get in his way.

    • @igeneleux3019
      @igeneleux3019 4 роки тому +14

      Well his new mission is actually to save humanity and he actually listens to a human survivor camp that plans on fighting against the demons

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 4 роки тому +4252

    I feel like this one fits Doomguy’s character a lot better. He’s not outright blasphemous or rude, he’s just not willing to put up with anyone’s shit and is on a bend to eradicate all demonkind as vengeance for every soul they’ve taken.
    And he also really misses his poor pet bunny.

    • @rizapirdal4787
      @rizapirdal4787 4 роки тому +98

      'cause that was his only friend?

    • @hellouniverse5451
      @hellouniverse5451 4 роки тому +97

      @@rizapirdal4787 he has Isabelle

    • @dogeboithedoomslayer
      @dogeboithedoomslayer 4 роки тому +62

      Rob-Bot but it confirms in the game that the Doomslayer is Doomguy.

    • @alabamanibs5828
      @alabamanibs5828 4 роки тому +52

      @@dogeboithedoomslayer he knows. Daisy's in Eternal.

    • @jacobschreibman980
      @jacobschreibman980 4 роки тому +43

      Never mess with a man's rabbit. You'll just end up dead

  • @hanzeloliver6338
    @hanzeloliver6338 3 роки тому +59

    Earth: invaded by demons
    Doom slayer: meh. Don't care.
    Demons: kill his daisy
    Doom slayer: *metal intensifies*

  • @spoopy_dragon
    @spoopy_dragon 3 роки тому +47

    Doom guy in an alternate universe: *ruler of hell and chilling in a castle of bones with daisy*
    Earth: I have decided I want to die

    • @simsansong
      @simsansong 2 місяці тому

      My guy predicted it.

  • @e.jernigan9953
    @e.jernigan9953 4 роки тому +836

    Demons: I am not scared of you
    Doom Slayer: You will die braver than most

    • @thedootslayer8137
      @thedootslayer8137 4 роки тому +49

      Demon thats not dead yet: Ah, Finally! A Worthy Opponent! Our Battle Will Be Legendary!
      Doomguy: *Pulls out the Crucible and the Unmaykr* Begone, BUNNY KILLER!!
      Demon: *Fucking Dies*

    • @crusadertime6746
      @crusadertime6746 4 роки тому +31

      There's a big difference between bravery and stupidity

    • @maryjankay726
      @maryjankay726 4 роки тому +13

      Yes. Yes they did. But they still died.

    • @Sunspot9522
      @Sunspot9522 4 роки тому +8

      Is that a star wars reference?

    • @anoblereach5400
      @anoblereach5400 4 роки тому +6

      Doom guy is the definition of manyness next to the master chief

  • @a_bad_gamer0.549
    @a_bad_gamer0.549 4 роки тому +530

    "I used to be a non believer as well until I looked in the mirror and saw myself"
    Easily the most badass lyrics in the song

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 4 роки тому +18

      Like that scientist Elena who went from: "He is a human who is just stronger" straight to "He is a God. They only fear one thing and it's him!"

    • @_u0nda928
      @_u0nda928 4 роки тому +9

      @@LaserTractor No, he's not a God, he's DOOM itself.

    • @alucardtepes0406
      @alucardtepes0406 4 роки тому +5

      He doesn't wait for the four horsemen he is the apocalypse

    • @LaserTractor
      @LaserTractor 4 роки тому +3

      Alucard Tepes in my eyes he looks like a cleaner. Like that type of guy who "alright boys, girls, you had your war-time, created a mess and now I'm gonna deal with all of you"

    • @audiemikalauskis7714
      @audiemikalauskis7714 4 роки тому +6

      @@alucardtepes0406 the four horsemen are the super shotgun, BFG, heavy cannon, and chainsaw.

  • @ininja32
    @ininja32 2 роки тому +32

    Fun Fact: According to the DOOM lore, the Doom Slayer didn't just lose his pet rabbit Daisy, but he also lost his wife and son, which sets up the events on Doom 2 Hell on Earth.

  • @jaopao3227
    @jaopao3227 3 роки тому +25

    Doom Eternal rap: Rip and tear!
    Doom rap for Daisy: *RIP* and *tears*

  • @NoodlyBot
    @NoodlyBot 4 роки тому +1676

    John wick: kills the people who killed his dog
    Doom guy: kills all demons in hell because they killed his bunny

    • @primeg02
      @primeg02 3 роки тому +124

      funny john wicks dog is named daisy and doomguys bunny is named daisy aswell

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 3 роки тому +121

      John wick: *holds pencil*
      His enemies: *runs in fear*
      Doom guy: *meditates to reduce anger*
      Demons: I have decide that I want to leave, *help* ...

    • @shanex4399
      @shanex4399 3 роки тому +46

      Doom guys is like John Wick gone super sayen

    • @victornicorios
      @victornicorios 3 роки тому +27

      This needs a crossover

    • @justachannel1701
      @justachannel1701 3 роки тому +19

      Doom Wick

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 4 роки тому +772

    So basically: the first one was the story song, this is the gameplay rap.
    And both are absolute bangers.

    • @thonk1914
      @thonk1914 4 роки тому +24

      i think thats the other way around

    • @arcadius3258
      @arcadius3258 4 роки тому +1

      btw I'm the 300th person to leave a like on this comment,

    • @charleskelley3631
      @charleskelley3631 4 роки тому +1

      GluedTo AWall well I’m the 314th

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 4 роки тому

      I agree with this

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 4 роки тому +5

      I think both are story related. After all this one is for Daisy. :)

  • @SpookyKaede
    @SpookyKaede 3 роки тому +43

    Doom guy: kills every demon always doom guy: my bunny isn’t here so if isn’t in the hell.. there is only one change... god stop where you are

  • @Mugruncher
    @Mugruncher Рік тому +37

    “You know, I was gonna make that my gamer tag. But SOME ASSHOLE already took it. And I’m gonna FUCKING KILL HIIIIIMMMM”
    That bit always destroys me 😂

  • @remilikescheese7908
    @remilikescheese7908 4 роки тому +217

    Demon:it was just a bunny
    Doom slayer: *MY BUNNY*

    • @iamazngi9540
      @iamazngi9540 3 роки тому +3

      *OUR bunny.

    • @Zach.1809
      @Zach.1809 3 роки тому +7

      @@iamazngi9540 no HIS Bunny communism is for losers

    • @xxshadowchainxx9246
      @xxshadowchainxx9246 3 роки тому +2

      @Zulfikar Agustian but if you took care of the rabbit Think of the pay, Or you just have befriend the Slayer himself

    • @honkinggoose172
      @honkinggoose172 3 роки тому

      Also Slayer: A soul for a population. *SOUNDS FUNKY IM IN*

    • @leonardmesser103
      @leonardmesser103 3 роки тому

      @@iamazngi9540 00000

  • @anintrovert9453
    @anintrovert9453 4 роки тому +420

    Demons: kills doomguys bunny
    Doomguy:
    *in 10 seconds you will have a* *dislocated soul and broken neck*

  • @hanzeloliver6338
    @hanzeloliver6338 3 роки тому +26

    Doomslayer: lost his daisy
    John wick: lost his dog
    John wick: wanna collab?
    Doomslayer: sure

  • @ShmoveReal
    @ShmoveReal 3 роки тому +29

    Doom guy : Rember daisy the bunny you killed in cold blood
    Demon : what’s it to you?
    Doom guy : EVERYTHING!

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +336

    Satan: I’m sorry, ALL THIS OVER A BUNNY?!
    Doomguy: *loads Shotgun*

    • @theseer6196
      @theseer6196 4 роки тому +22

      doom slayer: DAMN RIGHT!

    • @averypleasedbakedpotato8609
      @averypleasedbakedpotato8609 4 роки тому +15

      I remembered that there was a hell priest that was trying to offer anything to doom guy but got shot.
      I guess doomguy dont want daisy. He want to fight for daisy.

    • @mattshinde3614
      @mattshinde3614 4 роки тому +27

      "She wasn't just a bunny. She was my best friend...and your hordes killed her. You plucked my Daisy. YOU. PLUCKED. MY. DAISY."
      Punctuated with a vengeful beating of such legendary proportions, Kratos, Asura, and Kenshiro shed tears of envy and approval.

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 4 роки тому +2

      Doomguy: You're goddamn right.
      (Breaking Bad joke)

    • @agentdiabetes6639
      @agentdiabetes6639 4 роки тому +2

      Satan : I will be dead in approximately in 2 seconds

  • @protonicone1962
    @protonicone1962 4 роки тому +360

    bunny: *Dies*
    Doom guy/slayer: *Im about to take down a whole Dimension*

    • @THMRC
      @THMRC 4 роки тому +9

      Or I am about to do what's called a pro gamer move

    • @jasonweis2489
      @jasonweis2489 4 роки тому +2

      Hey it pays or black mail the human race for money if he can kill an entire dimension well he is on good terms

    • @LU-C4
      @LU-C4 3 роки тому +1

      Two, if you count Urdak.

    • @Yanzinator
      @Yanzinator 3 роки тому

      *9 dimensions

    • @madawgyboi8631
      @madawgyboi8631 3 роки тому

      I’m about to end this mans whole *dimension*

  • @mememan3660
    @mememan3660 3 роки тому +34

    Blind guy: looks at Daisy funny
    Doomguy: loads shotgun with malicious intent*

  • @filigenzilab9613
    @filigenzilab9613 Рік тому +35

    I suspect that after Daisy died and the doom guy found out, every demon across every plane of reality and universe suddenly heard boss music

  • @djdedf1sh473
    @djdedf1sh473 4 роки тому +823

    This man as lost his family, his home, his mind, his life, and Daisy. *heavy metal stops* *loads shot gun* *death metal begins*

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 4 роки тому +37

      And you know what they say about men with nothing left to lose. And this time, it was something more than just a man.

    • @jakesuperpunguy
      @jakesuperpunguy 4 роки тому +10

      I wasn't first to like this comment but at least I was 69th

    • @seedoubleu8327
      @seedoubleu8327 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @hereitcgaming9294
      @hereitcgaming9294 4 роки тому +4

      *UNHAPPY NOISES*

    • @thesoy-sorcerer9469
      @thesoy-sorcerer9469 4 роки тому

      He also lost his son

  • @alexrecrem9094
    @alexrecrem9094 4 роки тому +297

    I love how, no matter how many more reasons he does it, DOOM SLAYER'S main motivation to kill HELL ITSELF is because demons killed his bunny.
    Which I completely understand

    • @dianajimenez4406
      @dianajimenez4406 4 роки тому +7

      alex recrem It wasn’t his complete motivation but it was one of them it was mostly his home planet being attacked over and over again by demons and also locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that

    • @box..sisjjdjdjdjd
      @box..sisjjdjdjdjd 4 роки тому +4

      alex recrem I would do the same if they did that

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 4 роки тому +2

      Well if they even slightly hurt my pet bunny (if I had one) I’d just make fully atomic infinite supper shotgun then well you can imagine the rest

    • @PhantomLily1677-
      @PhantomLily1677- 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 роки тому +1

      @@dianajimenez4406 < locking himself in hell after 64 give him a lot of PTSD and hatred towards demons and the death of his rabbit just added to that
      Actually, Doom 64 takes place after Doom II. So, Daisy was already dead.

  • @snowfall9400
    @snowfall9400 3 роки тому +26

    "So if I can't kill them, I'll just make them f#cking suffer"
    Perfect plan, I'd do the same damn thing

  • @bingodango1669
    @bingodango1669 3 роки тому +96

    Headcanon: doomslayer was made for killing demons by god and daisy was the seal to open his pure rage and doomslayer is gods perfect weapon and when he die he is reincarnated and that's how he could stay in hell for many many years. But hey that's just a theory A FAN THEORY AAAND I'll shut up now

    • @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
      @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 3 роки тому +5

      Thats just a theory A DOOM THEORY

    • @maxwellgibson1108
      @maxwellgibson1108 3 роки тому +3

      Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhhh!!!---!!!!!!!!!!

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan 3 роки тому +7

      He was created with a bit of the dark Lord's DNA. His bloodline was pick because his ancestor ,blastkowiz fought like hell in wolfenstin. After Hayden caught up with him he gave him the power of the father himself. But that's just a theory, A FAN THEORY AAAAAAND I will also shut up.

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan 3 роки тому

      @@cfruge444 the reboot has directly connected it's continuity to that of the 90's games. And the slayer in those games is the exact same slayer we have today and it was confirmed he was the great great grandson of Blazkowitz from wolfenstien in the 90's. If that isn't confirmation enough you'd have an easier time teaching geography to a flat earther.

    • @themarinefan
      @themarinefan 3 роки тому

      @@cfruge444 and if you want a cohesive timeline, wolfenstien takes place in 1943-1944. DOOM takes place in 2019-2151.

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 4 роки тому +1347

    Doom slayer:
    **proceeds to get a new bunny**
    Maykr:
    **proceeds to kill this bunny**
    Satan:
    *CONGRATULATIONS YOU PLAYED YOURSELF*

    • @TH3_r0yal
      @TH3_r0yal 4 роки тому +73

      Satan: finally I might get a break from his fury

    • @cheahyuanhong
      @cheahyuanhong 4 роки тому +92

      @@TH3_r0yal Unknown Voice: NOOOOOO!!!
      Satan: Huh... either I'm hearing things, or God just had an existential crisis.

    • @matthewblair1894
      @matthewblair1894 4 роки тому +85

      Makyr: *kills Daisy*
      Satan and all of his demons: we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two

    • @DanBeamer
      @DanBeamer 4 роки тому +22

      If I was doomsayer I would have gotten Isabella form animal crossing just for the meme

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 роки тому +6

      @@DanBeamer i would remember everytime i was pissed off and use that combined with a berserk buff

  • @the_grim_gamer3039
    @the_grim_gamer3039 4 роки тому +2536

    *They say he has killed trillions of demons with his shotgun*
    *Then he found the ammo for it*

  • @Scrunkles
    @Scrunkles 3 роки тому +29

    Plot twist: he was just reading the waiver to them

  • @TOAG
    @TOAG 3 роки тому +28

    That “made in God’s image” verse hits different with the recent lore drop from Ancient Gods Part 2

  • @BlazerK1914
    @BlazerK1914 4 роки тому +397

    Doomguy loving and losing Daisy felt like it’s John Wick all over again. Such tragedy.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 4 роки тому +15

      -Turned into a horror slasher film for the demons.

    • @joeysandoval5269
      @joeysandoval5269 4 роки тому +31

      Technically wouldn't John Wick have came after DOOMguy? Since DOOM came first

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 4 роки тому +8

      @@joeysandoval5269 Pretty much, yeah.

    • @BlazerK1914
      @BlazerK1914 4 роки тому +4

      Personally, I watched John Wick movies before playing DOOM (2016).

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 4 роки тому +6

      Geo G but the the daisy meme come from Doom (1995).

  • @mr.fakingbacon7365
    @mr.fakingbacon7365 4 роки тому +499

    Doomguy: The only good demon is a dead demon
    Goblin Slayer: Ah I see your a man of culture as well.

    • @DarkBlazeker
      @DarkBlazeker 4 роки тому +8

      Souka

    • @Ghostx357
      @Ghostx357 4 роки тому +6

      NOW LETS MAKE THIS DEMONS GOOOOOOOD!!!!

    • @Nerdboi-ex4qt
      @Nerdboi-ex4qt 4 роки тому +13

      Goblin slayer is just mideval DOOMSLAYER

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 4 роки тому +16

      Who else wants to see a Doom and Goblin Slayer crossover game/show?

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 4 роки тому +2

      @Ian Buchanan John Wick. Enough said.

  • @vanillaonatree2066
    @vanillaonatree2066 3 роки тому +18

    john wick: kills 50 men for his dog
    doomguy: kills 1,000,000,000 demons to avenge his bunny
    me looking at john wicks: oh
    me looking at doomguys: ....... wow

  • @matthewblaikie7903
    @matthewblaikie7903 11 місяців тому +8

    Let's not forget, this legendary rabbit is the reason for one man driving hell to extinction.

  • @lunakitsune6107
    @lunakitsune6107 4 роки тому +220

    Devil: *kills Daisy*
    Doomguy: *destroys army and runs at the devil fully armed*
    Devil: *runs at seeing that and prays for forgiveness*

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 4 роки тому +3

      Luna Kitsune it’s demons, they are slightly different, devils are the ones to make contracts, demons prefer murder

    • @lunakitsune6107
      @lunakitsune6107 4 роки тому +1

      @@rolandcaters7258 thanks for telling me and I don't mean to be rude but when I was typing devil I met Satan and did not feel like tying it over

    • @rolandcaters7258
      @rolandcaters7258 4 роки тому +1

      Luna Kitsune understandable

    • @jirent23
      @jirent23 4 роки тому +5

      Luna Kitsune
      DoomSlayer: Why are you running? Why are running?
      Devil: SCREAMS

  • @willischocran3579
    @willischocran3579 Рік тому +10

    This is why the seraphim took his ability to speak when granting him immortality XD

  • @thatguy2291
    @thatguy2291 3 роки тому +13

    "If Athiests want proof of a god I'll give it to them with a running gunning boot to the jaw"
    "I used to be a nonbeliever just as well until I took a look in the mirror and I saw myself"
    These lines in the song hit different after beating Ancient Gods

  • @uutandir742
    @uutandir742 4 роки тому +4626

    Fun fact : Since doom slayer is a marine, daisy was probably his therapy bunny so he wasn't destroyed mentally by his work. So we can say demons really get him mad.

    • @anthonygorg5850
      @anthonygorg5850 4 роки тому +228

      RIGHT

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 4 роки тому +418

      Don't you love when devs do their homework?

    • @EnderCorePL
      @EnderCorePL 4 роки тому +330

      Now slaying demons became his therapy

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 4 роки тому +568

      That makes things even more tragic. Here's how I see how it happened:
      BJ Blazkowicz(Is that how you spell it?) the 3rd (Doomguy's theorized real name), wrecked by the mental toll of having to kill on a daily basis, to the point that everyone noticed, his commander decided to get a therapy animal for him, as well as the other Marines.
      Doomguy would grow to be spending more and more time with Daisy, to the point that his commander let him take Daisy home.
      Flash forward to when he kills his commander, and he asks one of his close friends to take care of Daisy while he's on Mars. With Daisy still on Earth, Doomguy's mental health and stability slowly degrade, and he likely begins to suffer from schizophrenia. Because of Daisy gone, he begins talking to himself to try and help his mental health. Flash forward to after Doomguy killing the Spider Mastermind, he goes back to Earth, only to discover Daisy, or, what's left of the poor thing. Seeing his only mental crutch dead in front of him, he begins to slip into insanity, vowing to kill every demon he finds, in honor of Daisy.
      Rest in Peace, Daisy.
      ???-1993

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 4 роки тому +185

      @@consoleguy647 damn.... That's escalated from 0 to 100 percent real quick

  • @accountisnotdeleted1063
    @accountisnotdeleted1063 4 роки тому +474

    How 5 year olds feel after breaking an arm off of a lego man:

  • @SoulKiller7Eternal
    @SoulKiller7Eternal 4 роки тому +71

    (Satan) "God, I need a favor man."
    (God) "What now? I let you already invade Earth!?"
    (Satan) "One of my demons killed the Slayer's bunny."
    (God) "They...what?"
    (Satan) "They killed...his...bunny. Help me. Please."
    (God) "Look, I can't even stop this guy now...you're toast man."

  • @Cybertooth09
    @Cybertooth09 10 місяців тому +7

    Demons: *Sees another cute animal*
    First demon: Don’t touch it. You remember what happened the first time?
    *Nodding*
    First demon: then let’s back away slow-
    *Sound of shotgun cocking in background*

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 4 роки тому +1555

    God: Welcome to heaven kid
    We got Jesus Christ
    Julius Caesar
    And Doomguy
    Kid: What did Doomguy do
    God: He killed Satan

    • @jimmiekarlsson2970
      @jimmiekarlsson2970 4 роки тому +32

      🤣😂

    • @theseer6196
      @theseer6196 4 роки тому +168

      kid: why
      DOOMGUY: Rabbitt

    • @rainbowed3003
      @rainbowed3003 4 роки тому +86

      actually it'd be "kid: why?
      doom guy:he killed my f@02ing bunny
      kid:oh damn that b@!03

    • @LiveNishikiyamaReaction
      @LiveNishikiyamaReaction 4 роки тому +81

      “Why is he here, I thought he kills demons?”
      Satan: “He killed god...wellll kinda at least.”
      Me: “Oh ok......... *HOLD* *ON* *FUCKING* *WHAT!?*

    • @mango8018
      @mango8018 4 роки тому +23

      He would rather got to hell to rip and tear

  • @duckgoquacc
    @duckgoquacc 4 роки тому +612

    Demons: **Kills Daisy**
    Doomslayer: Your Free Trial of the Afterlife has ended.

    • @waltse637
      @waltse637 2 роки тому +7

      lol hahaahaha

    • @elfumidoreviscaratoroflung
      @elfumidoreviscaratoroflung 2 роки тому +7

      Demon:hearing the doomslayer is coming to earth
      Demon who killed DAISY:HIDE THE BODY!
      Other demon:SO put the head on a spear for everyone to see?
      Dwkd:WHAT NO NO
      Other demon:SO YES
      DWKD:NO NO NO
      OTHER DEMON:already did it.
      Dwkd in a low tone:you doomed us all

    • @risen_nergi
      @risen_nergi 2 роки тому +1

      True lol

    • @FEXAVR
      @FEXAVR 2 роки тому

      Demons:WELL SH--
      DOOMSAYER:*shotgun sots*
      Other demons:oh fuck fuck!!!

  • @boppyboi730
    @boppyboi730 3 роки тому +23

    They said it couldn't be done, they called him a madman, but he did it...
    HE SHOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS!

  • @Zusana-___-ENIGMA
    @Zusana-___-ENIGMA 11 місяців тому +4

    He did all of this, all of this carnage for a bunny...
    *RESPECT* +1000

  • @leonardocastellanos7344
    @leonardocastellanos7344 4 роки тому +4031

    Fun fact: the doomslayer never pulls the trigger, the bullets just leave the barrel because they know better

    • @xxshadowchainxx9246
      @xxshadowchainxx9246 3 роки тому +340

      The Demons die before the bullets even get to them

    • @poopoo3145
      @poopoo3145 3 роки тому +248

      His pure anger forces it out

    • @goldenlynelslayer4096
      @goldenlynelslayer4096 3 роки тому +185

      100% cannon information right here

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 3 роки тому +58

      add chuck norris to the mix with the demons killing his pet cat named daisy

    • @_Gooday
      @_Gooday 3 роки тому +25

      I don’t know how to respond to this

  • @michaelbarney4060
    @michaelbarney4060 4 роки тому +1181

    I have heard a shamelessly metal song about brutally killing demons with the phrase “snuggle-puffer” in it. My life is now complete.

  • @holyassasin0544
    @holyassasin0544 3 роки тому +5

    Someone:hurts daisy
    Doom guy: you know the rules and so do i say goodbye

  • @AnitaBunBun654
    @AnitaBunBun654 Рік тому +9

    Idc how old this song is i just have to say this....
    Thanks for making this! After my Bun son passed away Doom was my Escape i rewatched Markiplier play the first one over and over and when the second came out i broke down realizing that they had put her in the game so you can see her. This song helped being able to see that little bugger of a cutie so closely to Daisy's look was fantastic. I plan on having more Buns and absolutely will name one Daisy in memory of not only my past son and how I got help to move on from his loss but also just covering over a whole moment of time.
    Shout out to all my Bunmoms and Bundads!! May your little ones live the best life their little cotton tail deserves!

  • @itz_blu8496
    @itz_blu8496 4 роки тому +273

    What I think Doomguy should say in some dialogue in hell;
    I'm not trapped in hell with you demons, YOU are all trapped here with ME
    This has been edited to be a tribute to Rick May. May he Rest In Peace.

    • @korn6657
      @korn6657 4 роки тому +10

      He doesn't need to say it. *_Everybody_* knows.

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 4 роки тому +5

      They took away his speech but he probably woulda said something like " RUN BIG GUUUUUTS "

    • @2milk711
      @2milk711 4 роки тому +4

      ha, love the tf2 reference.

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 4 роки тому +4

      YOU JUST HAD TO BRING HIM HERE!!!!
      though to be fair, he would have one literal hell of a time in hell, so yeah
      RIP Rick, may you rocket jump to kick commie butt in heaven

    • @antoniomanuel1643
      @antoniomanuel1643 4 роки тому +2

      But he isn't dead. He just has been recluited for God's army and neede to rocket-jump very high

  • @darkohunter5739
    @darkohunter5739 4 роки тому +325

    Doom guy: *hits a demon so hard his head caves into his chest* "oh the things I do for love"

    • @sportyzmech2104
      @sportyzmech2104 4 роки тому +6

      He just sadly groans "OH THE THINGS I DO FOR LOVE" with every glory kill

    • @Rajang6
      @Rajang6 3 роки тому

      @@sportyzmech2104 That image is so funny for some reason.

  • @Deimos40
    @Deimos40 11 місяців тому +4

    He actually didn’t do any of this his anger and heartbreak did. Daisy this is for you the best bunny in the world

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 3 роки тому +80

    "My chainsaw swings both ways"
    "My huge bis"
    _Are we implying something here_

  • @da6d
    @da6d 4 роки тому +179

    I got fooled by the intro and I’m like “oh, a kind song? Ok?” Then as time rolled by “ahhhhhhh there it is.”

    • @theenightzedge5230
      @theenightzedge5230 4 роки тому +3

      After Boris and Bastion these songs can't fool me anymore

    • @jefftheevilrobot9351
      @jefftheevilrobot9351 4 роки тому +2

      It always gets awesome

    • @abhirajdutta327
      @abhirajdutta327 4 роки тому

      Same here lmao

    • @arkhamshade2198
      @arkhamshade2198 4 роки тому

      Well it was an April fool's song of course it's not all gonna be sweet and happy.

    • @da6d
      @da6d 4 роки тому

      Tommy Reed
      Ah and it was all sweet and happy it would of been an even bigger prank

  • @amanibob1416
    @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +103

    "Yeah, I think I'm back!"
    John Wick
    "Fawk y'all, my suspension timeout is over!"
    Doomguy

  • @doomslayer2466
    @doomslayer2466 3 роки тому +11

    This is accurate to me. Jt music you did a good job describing me.

  • @Monarch-jb8vi
    @Monarch-jb8vi 2 роки тому +14

    Love how people know the Doom Guy had a pet bunny but don't seem aware that he also used to be a husband and father (just look at the photo in his personal quarters)

    • @grigoryopta
      @grigoryopta 2 місяці тому

      I'm pretty sure in original game he had only a pet bunny
      If i'm not mistaken his family appeared in doom 2016

    • @Monarch-jb8vi
      @Monarch-jb8vi 2 місяці тому

      @@grigoryopta Doom Eternal, in a photo in his personal quarters when you're on the Fortress of Doom

  • @samittimamitti08
    @samittimamitti08 4 роки тому +458

    Slayer: daisy now you want to pull the trigger
    Daisy: what does it do?
    "Pulls trigger"
    SPLURTS
    Daisy: that was fun lets do it again
    Slayer: good Daisy.

    • @Thecloaker_
      @Thecloaker_ 4 роки тому +16

      Samittimamitti *wholesome*

    • @tinawright3851
      @tinawright3851 4 роки тому +23

      Daisy died because of a demon cutting her head off and posting it on a stick in the doomguys front yard. behind it is a demonic tower that holds the demons that you f*ck up.

    • @anonanon559
      @anonanon559 4 роки тому +18

      someone make fanart of doom slayer holding Daisy letting her shoot the BFG

    • @lilibethvargas7621
      @lilibethvargas7621 4 роки тому +1

      What a waste of BFG ammo

    • @anonanon559
      @anonanon559 4 роки тому +3

      Dwayne Stephen B. Vargas and the Hunters for Daisy, never

  • @lukeflancher2960
    @lukeflancher2960 4 роки тому +693

    “My Crucible never misses”. The thousands of imps who got in my way while I was aiming for a tyrant disagree.

    • @maxwellgibson1108
      @maxwellgibson1108 4 роки тому +89

      Still hit something

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 3 роки тому +65

      I don’t think you can disagree when you have a sword cutting through your windpipe

    • @nolanmaldonado6813
      @nolanmaldonado6813 2 роки тому +33

      it never misses a throat

    • @thegamemaker8284
      @thegamemaker8284 Рік тому +21

      They said it never misses, they never said it never misses the intended target

    • @hmm8445
      @hmm8445 Рік тому

      You're just bad

  • @Just_a_random_guy465
    @Just_a_random_guy465 11 місяців тому +4

    My life is complete I’ve never heard a song about brutally killing demons with the word “snuggle puffer” it’s amazing

  • @Keyad_
    @Keyad_ 3 роки тому +26

    demons: kill one fluffy boy
    doomguy: **shotgun loading sound intensifies**

  • @darry2885
    @darry2885 4 роки тому +853

    This song actually gives me Old School JT *Machinima* vibes in a *LOT* of places and I love it.

    • @him6439
      @him6439 4 роки тому +22

      Im getting a we happy few vibe as well at the beginning

    • @skyford3663
      @skyford3663 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed it’s dope

    • @HITMAN.No.61
      @HITMAN.No.61 4 роки тому +12

      @@skyford3663 song could've been a bit more bipolar.. like more jarring shifts from lovey-dovy bunny talk to pure demon hatred. It would've fit better with DOOMGUY.

    • @metalrain300
      @metalrain300 4 роки тому +6

      The other doom song he made wasn’t the best to be honest. It didn’t have the same vibe that fight like hell had. But this has a different vibe that still gives the same effect like” fight like hell” had

    • @alextreme2512
      @alextreme2512 4 роки тому +1

      Same here

  • @ponothegodofchaos1886
    @ponothegodofchaos1886 4 роки тому +204

    Doom slayer:... wait where’s daisy-
    (Mean while in hell)
    Satan:... so let me get this straight... you went to earth
    Imp: yeah
    Satan: you to the doom slayers house... which is orbiting earth...
    Imp: yeah
    Satan: and after that what did you do?
    Imp: I ate a rabbit
    Satan:... was it in a cage and have a collar that said “ Daisy”
    Imp:yea-... I see the problem no-
    Satan: *OH DO YOU NOW!!!*
    (Knock at the door)
    Satan: .-. ... can you call the icon of sin
    Imp: RIGHT AWAY SIR ( grabs the phone dials icons number and throws it to Satan)
    Satan: ok icon we... have a situation...
    Icon: is it the doom slayer
    Satan: it’s the doom slayer...
    Icon:... um... ok just get him to go to heaven and I’ll deal with him
    Satan:... please don’t tell me I have to use my last favor...
    Icon: but it’s the only way
    Satan: Fine
    (After icons defeat)
    Satan: GOD DAMN IT I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE ASKED FOR MY LAST FAVOR
    (Knock at the door again)
    Satan:... back door now
    Imp should evacuate everyone-
    Satan: I’m pretty sure their all almost dead now go
    Imp: alright sir

    • @umcThunder72
      @umcThunder72 4 роки тому +6

      This makes no sense and went on too long

    • @k.m.c.6777
      @k.m.c.6777 4 роки тому +3

      I DESTROY ALL NIGHTMARES WITH THE SIX POWERFULL FREINDS THAT CAN KILL ALL MAN KIND................NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEATH OF THEASE DARN THING IS SO ENJOYFULL......................sorry I just needed a ice cream.............demon:kills JAWS me:YOU R DEEEEEAAAAAAD ALL OF YOU me:kills all demons in first stage in one hit . mid boss: welp time to go on a vacay me: OH NO U DONT mid boss: sh#t

    • @terminator25destroyer12
      @terminator25destroyer12 3 роки тому +5

      That was hilarious

    • @o.5command
      @o.5command 3 роки тому +2

      I feel as though I shouldn't have used my past favor

    • @terminator25destroyer12
      @terminator25destroyer12 3 роки тому

      @BubbaFett TV yep

  • @GlareanLiebertine
    @GlareanLiebertine 3 роки тому +13

    1:05 ...
    *How, accurate, you were.*

  • @TheRealDoomSlayer214
    @TheRealDoomSlayer214 2 роки тому +5

    I WANT DAISY BACK!

  • @strawberrymilk2532
    @strawberrymilk2532 4 роки тому +179

    Most characters in games that seek revenge it's usually because they lost someone close like a friend or family member or there out to protect the human race but doom slayer is out for blood cause some demon decided to kill his rabbit out of every game franchise I've played this is the most heartwarming revenge story

    • @thatguythisguy4247
      @thatguythisguy4247 4 роки тому +12

      I think daisy dying was just the last tie to earth being severed. He lost his best freind so he has no reason to stay, plus the hell ptsd in doom64 he chose to stay because what did he have leftp

    • @strawberrymilk2532
      @strawberrymilk2532 4 роки тому +4

      @@thatguythisguy4247 yea

    • @agentdiabetes6639
      @agentdiabetes6639 4 роки тому +2

      Yah I mean it's gotta hurt when some jar head demon kills ur sweet bunny

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 4 роки тому

      My guess is that it was his support animal

  • @BoozaBooza-ce7om
    @BoozaBooza-ce7om 4 роки тому +246

    DoomGuy: “Has bunny”
    Satan: “kills bunny”
    Top 10 seconds before disaster meme

    • @rizapirdal4787
      @rizapirdal4787 4 роки тому +7

      To be contunued...

    • @Starcat5
      @Starcat5 4 роки тому +13

      More like...
      Gordon Freeman: It was at that moment in his life that Satan realized, he fucked up.

  • @soniboy180
    @soniboy180 3 роки тому +8

    Bro chill. I never asked for you to make a song this good.

  • @CinnamonFamStudios
    @CinnamonFamStudios 3 роки тому +6

    3:58
    Doom Slayer: "You have lost kneecaps privileges"

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 4 роки тому +5301

    They had over 7 Billion humans to kill. They could have done as they pleased.
    But one, ONE demon just had to kill the Slayer's rabbit.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 4 роки тому +633

      Before, it was a war against hell. Now, it's a slaughter made personal.

    • @mr.jazzhandz1697
      @mr.jazzhandz1697 4 роки тому +263

      When you get greedy with your kills

    • @doomslayer4381
      @doomslayer4381 4 роки тому +310

      Just had to kill my fucking bunny

    • @Hilytios
      @Hilytios 4 роки тому +107

      Well he left a review that it was tasty was it worth it tho ?

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 роки тому +109

      Yeah he screwed all of hell

  • @Auraflash
    @Auraflash 4 роки тому +91

    I like how he basically murdered all of hell just to avenge his bunny.
    I love DOOM.

    • @metalrain300
      @metalrain300 4 роки тому +7

      Auraflash S Knight what’s sad is he didn’t do it just because they killed her. He did it because they remind him of what they took from him. He keeps her back left paw on a chain, to remind him of “innocents lost”. That part makes me sad.

    • @TheBudgieKing
      @TheBudgieKing 4 роки тому

      @@metalrain300 yet, it seems she’s Alive, daisy can be seen on most levels hidden...
      So unless doom guy got another rabbit, or it’s a different dimension where she exists...

    • @metalrain300
      @metalrain300 4 роки тому +4

      Budgieking no she did die, doom 1 and 2 shows that. I think the rabbit you see is a mental image of her that he wants to see cuz he misses her. It would explain why you see her in places where rabbits really shouldn’t be.

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheBudgieKing < So unless doom guy got another rabbit
      Only in Quake Champions.

    • @TheBudgieKing
      @TheBudgieKing 3 роки тому

      @@cfruge444 probably the case

  • @jurassicfan1023
    @jurassicfan1023 3 роки тому +12

    Lyrics:Even though I lost you
    I won't let it break me
    You can call me crazy
    But I do it all for you, Daisy
    They took you from me
    My sweet little bunny
    Now I need to crash this demonic convention
    And kill every fuckin' body
    Attention!
    To our mortally-challenged neighbors
    Who came here for satanic labor
    This is a quick disclaimer
    Before you invade earth
    Please sign this waiver
    In the event of your death
    I obtain all rights to claim your health (yup)
    And I'm not accountable for any amount of pain I've dealt (sorry)
    Like decapitation, lacerated veins (ooh)
    Melted innards and incineration, and that can make a smell (argh)
    Ammo is currency, and I've earned a great wealth
    You're gonna hear about it because I hate stealth
    Bring your appetite, y'all about to taste shells
    Welcome to the realm where an unbridled rage dwells
    Whether you're demonic or divine, pray tell
    Why did you wake me? You just raised hell
    I'm made in God's image, flyer than an angel
    But they set some ground rules by which I don't play well
    Can't hold me down, I'm a force unstoppable
    Hoppin' around like the floor was lava, you'll
    Meet your Makyr when I get to shakin' your hand
    By shake it, I meant to say I'm quick to break it and then
    Take it and replace your goddamned face with it
    I get such a rush dislocating appendages
    I'm like a bloodhound tryna get my gore meter filled
    Lookin' for eternal glory because glory can kill
    I put angels in their graves, got 'em rollin' in the ground
    'Cause before their death I told 'em that I'm "holier than thou"
    Even as a child I was so ferocious and loud
    "Mommy, I just broke a fleshy bloody totem I found!"
    Fists clenched and I'm gonna blood punch ya
    I'm drenched in it, after I'll gut ya
    From my head to my toes, I'm all covered
    Rattle what's left of your skeletal structure
    I'm one hell of a sucker-blood-puncher
    Won't rest till I slaughter all of ya
    Hit the jets, I'm comin' to hunt ya
    Stompin' on ya cranium, call me Skull Kruncher
    Ya know...
    I was gonna make that my gamer tag
    But some asshole already took it
    And I'm gonna fucking kill him
    You'll need bigger feet if you wanna fill my boots, why?
    Don't you know that old joke about shoe size?
    And the correlation with that thing between your two thighs?
    Lucifer, you have hooves, that's true, right?
    Don't you blame the cold, I won't let that excuse fly
    Go on and overcompensate if it gets you by
    While I hit the stage, belchin' flames, hella rude
    I'm advocatin' Satan be the next brute I crucify
    I'm a in a slayer kinda mood, like a doomguy
    Anger in my veins, pulsatin' in my huge bis
    Don't need sleeves when I hunt demons, dude, my
    Chainsaw's swinin' both ways, like a goodbye
    If that went over your head, this won't
    My Crucible never misses, it just don't
    If atheists want proof of a god
    I'll give it to 'em with a runnin', gunnin' boot to the jaw
    You see, I used to be a nonbeliever just as well
    Till I took a look in the mirror and I saw myself
    And then I realized I was on another level
    Obligatory Mick Gordon reference, METAL
    Fists clenched and I'm gonna blood punch ya
    I'm drenched in it, after I'll gut ya
    From my head to my toes, I'm all covered
    Rattle what's left of your skeletal structure
    I'm one hell of a sucker-blood-puncher
    Won't rest till I slaughter all of ya
    Hit the jets, I'm comin' to hunt ya
    Stompin' on ya cranium...
    Even though I lost you
    I haven't let it break me
    Maybe I'm crazy
    But I did it all for you, Daisy
    They took you from me
    My sweet little snuggle-puffer
    So if I can't kill them
    I'll just make them fuckin' suffer
    Fists clenched and I'm gonna blood punch ya
    I'm drenched in it, after I'll gut ya
    From my head to my toes, I'm all covered
    Rattle what's left of your skeletal structure
    I'm one hell of a sucker-blood-puncher
    Won't rest till I slaughter all of ya
    Hit the jets, I'm comin' to hunt ya
    Stompin' on ya cranium, call me Skull Kruncher

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 9 місяців тому

      THANK YOU

    • @bakudanlee9035
      @bakudanlee9035 Місяць тому

      Debería estar más arriba el comentario me tardé mucho en encontrarlo

  • @wywy214
    @wywy214 3 роки тому +6

    Demons: kill bunny
    Doom guy: your life privileges will expire in 5

    • @Idkman959
      @Idkman959 2 роки тому

      Nah the nano second the demon killed his bunny he was dead

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 4 роки тому +1075

    John wick: a mafia boy killed my dog
    Doomguy: they took me rabbit-
    John wick: i think thats the beginning of a wonderful friendship

    • @dogethe1st535
      @dogethe1st535 3 роки тому +37

      Agreed.

    • @igenl6478
      @igenl6478 3 роки тому +18

      I agreed

    • @Jakethesnake2007
      @Jakethesnake2007 3 роки тому +25

      I wanna see a cross over NOW!

    • @bluesteel1199
      @bluesteel1199 2 роки тому +42

      Not to mention both John's dog and Doomguy's pets share the name Daisy.

    • @Son_Yin
      @Son_Yin 2 роки тому +15

      wonder who would win in a fi- never mind why am i even asking obviously the doom slayer would win i mean hes a literal god but it'd be a fun fight

  • @orumonuldor1340
    @orumonuldor1340 4 роки тому +1976

    A bit of context: The Doom Guy was already fighting hell, he'd already thwarted the initial invasion at mars. Then the demons attacked earth and killed Daisy literally minutes before Doom Guy returned. As in, the blood was fresh.
    Bad luck demons.

    • @sergiomotaferreira7124
      @sergiomotaferreira7124 4 роки тому +169

      demons:why do we hear boss music we are the boss.

    • @spimber5517
      @spimber5517 4 роки тому +37

      um idiota por ai
      Doomguy now the doomslayer: *n o t a n y m o r e*

    • @travelerofthemultiverse9444
      @travelerofthemultiverse9444 3 роки тому +141

      First it was about survival. Now it’s about revenge.

    • @kingpz9739
      @kingpz9739 3 роки тому +83

      He made it his personal affair when they killed his bunny

    • @boppyboi730
      @boppyboi730 3 роки тому +56

      Demon's would have an easier fight if that one demon hadn't of killed daisy

  • @fluffy21893x2
    @fluffy21893x2 7 місяців тому +3

    "Chainsaw's swingin' both ways, like a goodbye" is such a clever and underrated line

  • @goingblargh
    @goingblargh 3 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: Most of Doomguy's body count comes from demons who simultaneously had both a heart attack and a stroke from both sheer bowel-moving terror _and_ pants-wetting awe.

  • @tep5132
    @tep5132 4 роки тому +2208

    I have a pet bunny.
    I’m not saying I’m the doomslayer.
    I’m just saying I understand.

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 3 роки тому +189

      I have a dog, and I understand. Because even if God kills my dog, I would willingly march into heaven and slap 'im.

    • @loganfreeman2509
      @loganfreeman2509 3 роки тому +61

      I have a cat and i have a bunny 2 of my favorite animals i understand too i made a promise to whatever killed ether 1 of them that i would obliterate whatever killed them

    • @loganfreeman2509
      @loganfreeman2509 3 роки тому +28

      Also they are in different houses because i don't think cats and bunnys will get along to well but better safe than sorry

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 3 роки тому +18

      @@loganfreeman2509 Klonoa: *visible confusion*
      *It's pretty much fanon that he's a cat-rabbit hybrid.*

    • @middleman9596
      @middleman9596 3 роки тому +4

      @@parkertdm1652 Understandable
      and would do the same if he killed my guinea pigs
      and would use a knife to slap him

  • @crypticdealer3413
    @crypticdealer3413 4 роки тому +337

    Doomguy: *sleeps*
    Demons: *kills daisy*
    Doomguy: *goes on a rampage killing every demon he sees*
    Being serious right now the word daisy brought a lot of memories back

  • @jonathanchisholm3319
    @jonathanchisholm3319 3 роки тому +6

    That second verse is fire

  • @aw0rldsblanketsfm
    @aw0rldsblanketsfm 3 роки тому +6

    This song has more energy then the BFG-10000 and I love it

  • @kayneberetta4458
    @kayneberetta4458 4 роки тому +145

    I never expected this. But i'm so glad it exists. Just remember everyone, the whole reason the Doomguy went back to hell, was to slaughter demons for revenge for killing his pet Bunny

    • @Bgh583
      @Bgh583 4 роки тому +16

      Like any reasonble badass would do.

    • @aceofspades5434
      @aceofspades5434 4 роки тому +5

      Kayne Beretta a other reason he did is when the demons invaded earth after doomguy stopped a invasion it was in his hometown so like daisy its personal

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 4 роки тому +2

      Demon explaining to cultists why Doom guy is slaughtering them

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 4 роки тому

      Didn't the demons put Daisy head on a spike for him to see as well?

  • @nikoantti6624
    @nikoantti6624 4 роки тому +69

    Demons are like
    Demon: Kills daisy
    Demon: why do I hear genocide already and a chainsaw
    Doomslayer: You have sentenced hell for eternal war

  • @Latedozer
    @Latedozer 2 роки тому +3

    The mortally challenged neighbor line makes a shiver go down my spine, since I know doom slayer has the reputation to backup those words

  • @thegoldenbro78
    @thegoldenbro78 3 роки тому +2

    "Obligatory Mick Gordon reference"
    That was pretty poggers

  • @rafster3183
    @rafster3183 4 роки тому +154

    Demons: kill Daisy
    Also all demons in hell after a day: Pablo, why aren't we alive?

    • @tedscheett9420
      @tedscheett9420 4 роки тому +9

      Question: Would Demons go to Hell after Doomslayer killed them or would there be a far worse, grueling, terrifying area they'd be sent?

    • @mudalad122
      @mudalad122 4 роки тому +5

      Instead of a place full of demons it is full of doomguys

    • @kappnk9821
      @kappnk9821 4 роки тому +4

      @@tedscheett9420 that's why there are so many demons, they just go back to hell.

    • @rafster3183
      @rafster3183 4 роки тому +1

      I think they just regenerate in a special place in hell, like a spawn area, just like in pac-man

    • @subjectsovietdelta9171
      @subjectsovietdelta9171 4 роки тому +1

      @@tedscheett9420 yes because in doom 2016 when the Slayer killed the Cyber demon and went to hell we watch as the Cyber demon is resurrected