I tried so hard not to laugh so loud because my whole family is asleep...and when they’re asleep they wake up to ANYTHING...anything Oh and I farted💨 so hehe I’m suffocating under my bedsheets
@@lorenzomartin6127 Not to hate but jason was actually kept in a ware house were joker beat jason with a crowbar then blew him up and I think you talking about the arkham universe so technically your right
Alternate title “the quiet kid shows me his tools for his plan tomorrow” edit: just 100 more replys cmon guys we can do this edit2: 420 lol edit3: Eren Jaeger ruined the 420
This comment makes no sense because the only weapons the police let the hunters use is a hunting rifle, not a revolver, so if he was buying a revolver gun, why would him ask that?
![[ASMR] hannibal lecter cooking](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lOIZmoOhJik/mqdefault.jpg)
![Bank Heist (Joker) | The Dark Knight [IMAX]](/img/n.gif)
0:21, when your brother says: "its my turn now on the xbox"
Zynx-loser_ not gonna lie, that’s pretty good.
@@pabstlite7033 thx☺
Ture
True
LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
When you're dowloading something and that goes really fast
3:04
Ahhahaha
3:05
@@hunterpaynekeyes162 -_- ?
Huskton Gamer Yeah u right
😆😆😆
0:21 when you’re on the Murray Franklin show
Underrated
😂
*knock knock*
How about another joker Murray?
I guess he really needed that book
1:01 showing the cashier how my 100% off coupon works
Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂
Bruhhhhhhhh noooooooo
I had to do it@@jam.bear.allday
@@jam.bear.alldayBruhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssss
Yo💀😭🙏
4:08 when Mom says it is times for u to cook
My parents do that XD
*mum
Please shut up
Is this edgy or relatable or even satisfied moment? Can someone pick one so I can understand
@Beverly Marsh hey want some tea and some B R E A D
I remember watching this years ago and it actually gave me one of the first best ASMR experiences ever.
same
Me too
Until you reach the end 😂😂
Time sure does fly and this video pops up once in a while in a year
Faxxxxx
0:21 The quiet kid when someone interrupts him reading his book
I Wanna like but you have the perfect amount of likes :c
По русский пиши,не понятно нихуя!
Top comment god right here
Jimmy Wong по русским пиши заебал ты
Meow
This is how batman falls asleep
This comment should have 3000 likes
Yea forever
Nah he stays up awake to this in the background
0:21 when 3 guys are beating you up on the train.
@@Onceortwice45 not really
I copied it😆
😂😂👌
And you talk about it in a show made by Murray later
Well I don’t live in America so I guess i’ll just have to let them kill me.
@@hudsoneatsberry agreed
1957: There will be a asmr joker in the future
2019: Flying Cars
Mmm change the order lol
Oh yes
JBBpro 080507 the video wasn’t in 2019 my dude
Got it a bit mixed up there but ok
@@kehcan8051 I think that's the joke
5% of the video: talking
4% of the video: showing things
2% of the video: tapping
89% HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA
True
Pretty much sums up the joker
HOHOHOH
0:16 why so serious 💀
Pfpfffffpf
xd
Why só serius ?(Beatbox Very cool next.)
@@HeitorMorais-ot8pokeep yourself safe
0:21 When the kids on Halloween take more than one Candy
Wow jim, how are you? Whats with your dad?
Lmao
XD
What are the people putting in the candy
Lmfao
0% asmr
100% hohohoo
MENOR FF innit, B-Tech Santa
Bro there was 30 persent asmr
Yes
Yea!
Vamo joga ff men add la SEMENTINHA PLAT 3
0:21 when you get 3rd place in kahoot
speedweed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SO RELATABLE!!!
XD
😵👍🏽
I'm fuckin crying
That's the first comment under a ASMR Video I've ever laughed about thanks dude
1:21 I don’t think bro likes robin💀💀
2 for robin 🤡🤡🤡
It is bcs Robin turns into red hood after one bullet
@@CELTICSNATION1one more "🤡" for robin
0:21 when you’re playing GTA 5 and some civilian tries fighting you
That made me laugh
Me: turns on car engine
Civilian:keeps going
News:2 men were blown up in a car accident.
Lmao
So true
Oooo what’s this in my pocket
You better run
1:15 the quiet kid counting the bullets for the bullies
Lol
lol, needs more likes.
lmao underrated
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks...
You better run better run faster than my bullet
*Batman has left the server*
Robin has left the server
R.I.P
The justices league joined the game
Joker has left the game
Gordon left the server
R.i.p
0:21 when you’re on a subway and 3 kids start beating you up
jonmtch lol joker movie was good
jonmtch Ah yes the only solution to bullying, gun violence
👌
XxDeqqressinqxX zZ so are you, guess your parents thought it was gonna be funny
Lol 👌👌👌
Alternate title: " Americans when they hear someone in their house"
That joke tickled
Что тут сербы забыли?
😂😂😂😂😂
América Was a continent, LOOL
@@kajdlsknslwnwl4455 yeah
0:21 when a kid says"I'm going to tell the teacher"
Oh shit
Well he ded
This comment is really creative
I tried so hard not to laugh so loud because my whole family is asleep...and when they’re asleep they wake up to ANYTHING...anything
Oh and I farted💨 so hehe I’m suffocating under my bedsheets
Kid pulling gun:Ah s**t here we go again.
1:13 when that one quiet kid had enough
Popular kids: **exists**
Kid at the back of the class: 0:21
i can relate
Hey thats pretty good
Dr Eyezic
YOU WHAT?
nah bro incorrect incorrect you are the kid in the back
Johnny Joestar how’re ur legs
2% Asmr 7% weapons 91% LAUGHING
×2
me too
Plenota
99% laughing 0.1% asmr 0.9% weapon
True
3:31 sounds like my dad sleeping
Same bro
@Beverly Marsh Father
Your dad is a knife?
@LowBattery 296 wait...son?!!
@@4lexmerc3r37 no i mean like he is snoring
1:01 Cashier: "That'll be 14.99!"
This made me chuckle. Congratulations🙏
6:05 when you take the wheelchair of your disabled friend to do a joke
4:14 when he comes to you to take it back
6:05 When he break your legs and you're just like him now... But then you remember you are Joker
You watch this video... and then you decide to write that.. wtf bro
@@senxanx9375 Im da Jokah Baby
....dude,that's way too far
Wait he can walk
1:02 when they say do stealth in payday 2
One time, I actually completed Shadow Raid With the XL 5.56 Microgun. There were a lot of close calls, but it was sick
timmy g oh god how did you do this thing
@@goose7529 it was just thanks to Concealment and, in the words of jacksepticeye...
"SPEED IS KEY!"
@@timmyg8888 top of the morning fellow jacksepticeye fan
@@tonystark-bl1vu Top o' the moring to you as well
Someone did this at my school but without the Joker cosplay
Crzygamer Did he even do it asmric?
Dark
Oh?! Very realistic
Crzygamer I don’t get it
”Pumped up kicks asmr edition starts playin in the backround”
1:14 bros gone too serious ☠️
1:46 Me with car toys when I was 2 years old
wheels you meant
I did that when I was 11 even
Lets be honest. We still do that lmao.
E BR é
@Petey The Cat ur a nerd
“let’s make it 2 for Robin”
Robin: 👁 ___ 👁
Well, he did beat Jason Todd to death with a crowbar...So, two bullets would probably be quicker... I think.
😅🤣
@@guardsmengunner bonk the bird or blast em? A true philosophical question.
@@guardsmengunner well hes not dead because red hood and stuff
@@univexx2871 I know that, I was just referencing to Jason Todd’s days as Robin. 😁
most dangerous drinking game: drink everytime he laughs
Monkey ninja77 lol you have ten already under the first minute
Monkey ninja77 that would literally kill you.
That is 36 beers good luck everyone
Try watching every BatMan movie ever made and doing this game. You would be in the hospital for years and your liver would be dead
I became one with the liquor...
joker : does asmr
jonkler : WHy So SEriOUs🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
3:11 Imagine he just start's opening fire
Mp5 is plastic u can hear the plastic sounds and the cock of the gun u can hear the spring instead of a click
BOBBSOMEN PLAYZ *COCK*
It’s probably a nerf gun he spray painted
@@bobbsomen3373 the revolver is not though
It’s fake guns
4:12 me putting TNT in my friends house
4:14 when he finds out
Haha . So funny . Im rofl
@@airehn5797 sarcasm? Wow never would've seen that coming.
@@thisusernolongexists8608 its not funny if he blew up his house he would atleast be annoyed
Omg I thought I wouldn't get any likes thank you
ac130above g eh it’s kind of funny
“One for Robin”
“One for myself”
LMAO 😆
😂
JAJAJAJA
You’re not serious... are you?
Bruh
"What will be the payment method?"
Me: 0:21
LOL
3:50 the quiet kid during home economics
FOCK
HHAHAHAHAH
Choir
XD
Home ec. is home and cerrers
1:27 “Let’s make it 2 for Robin”
Jason Todd: “sweats nervously”
Jason Todd after a year of being tormented in Arkham asylum as red hood: so anyway I started blasting
@@lorenzomartin6127 Not to hate but jason was actually kept in a ware house were joker beat jason with a crowbar then blew him up and I think you talking about the arkham universe so technically your right
@@personmanroute66 well in either way he did become the red hood eventually
@@lorenzomartin6127 And he still badass
@@personmanroute66 yup your damn right
the clickiness of everything Jesus christ i love it (also what did robin do cuz „lets make it two for robin” is crazy)
Just to make sure he doesn't pop back to life again like the last one
@ wtf does that mean 😭😭
@@Alex-hu4kq joker had to shoot robin two times because the last one had a totem of undying in his offhand
2:42 kids at the back of the class
no
MinecraftGodRod LMAOOOOOO
what
😅
That fat nerd at the back
Fat nerd"Umm yeah this on is from some movie"
Everyone else"NOBODY FUCKING CARES BILLY GET A LIFE"
Nobody:
Gordon Ramsay at 2:00 am:3:49
😂😂😂😂
Ajjajajaj
That is so true
Omg hahehaheeeeee
Lol sobtrue tho
*Press "F" to pay respect for Robin*
F
H :V
F
*F* uck robin
Sᴋᴇʟᴇᴛᴏʀ The alcoholic skeleton ye
1:13 when the quite kid gets ready for school 💀
3:04 when you bite into the perfect pizza roll
And the sauce is just the right temperature for your mouth
😣 👌
mmMmmMmMmMmMmMmmMMmMmmMMmmMMmMmMmMmMMmMmMmMmmmmmmmmmMmMmmMMmM
MM
Me when i busted a nut:
True meaning.
m
6:06 what happened to the asmr?
Lol😂😂😂😂
Loool 😂😂😂
Exactly
Sofia Dorta Nigga went from ASMR to Earape sounds REAL QUICK
fuck you
Alternate title “the quiet kid shows me his tools for his plan tomorrow”
edit: just 100 more replys cmon guys we can do this
edit2: 420 lol
edit3: Eren Jaeger ruined the 420
Best comment
LMAOOOOOO
ya, ill help
Genius bro , you have my respect :)
@@patchie4207 how could you say lmao the comment wasn't even funny it was just rude and disrespectful
"Don't worry guys, it's legal!"
Thats what the thumbnail screams to me
No joke, but his microphone looks like Bob Ross.
😂😂😂
OMG IT DOES!😂😅🤣
I CANT STLP LAUGHING
My mom liked bob ross
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:25 when you run out of ideas
Hey patotojuice.... Oh no no
Oh yeah yeah
BR
Maybe he was emphasizing his hatred for Robin?
You can't say that because look your name patotojuice123 thats a horrible name
0:21 The quiet kid when he joins the zoom call.
@guixd otk Yeah it is
Oh gosh.
Ryheeem I had to take my knives and “blasters” off the wall
For my school
he's about to ask me why im so serious
Why so serious?
0:21 When u see way too many 0:21 jokes
Ironic
This is true
lmfaoo
😂😂😂😂😂
How to be a hypocrite 101 do this
0:21 me when my friend coughs on me during covid
But ur name is good luck
Dang ur friend is a 🤡
Loooooll kkkkk
That's me when people come uninvited and don't keep their distance it's so goddamn infuriating
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Everyone: makes 0:20 jokes
1:01 : am i a joke to you?
Must be a glitch in the matrix
It’s is and 0:20 it cuts off and 1:01 is that clip continues on so put the video backwards
NBACASHGANG same clip lmao
This is the same clip HAHA
I think you meant: am i *not* a joke for you?
Who’s here in 2024? 😅
Yessir 😅
Me😊
Yessir😅
😂
Me
Imagine if in the middle of us listing he accidentally shoots
Levi RBJ no u
Mega ear rape
Phantom knight true
Levi RBJ *brain cells tickles*
Levi RBJ nigga I would of click off so fast
3:04
When you stub your toe in the middle of the night.
Gage Richey this killed me
@@kyep317 I'm glad that you liked it!😁
Gage Richey it was three am and I nearly started crying ahaha so funny man
@@kyep317 thanks
@@kyep317 no it didn't the Corona did
When mom doesn’t give me back my XBox:
0:20
CringeMaster
*You should be In prison*
CringeMaster underrated comment
yo gg dog i laughed so hard 😂
@@therealonioncuttingninja2384 yeah i agree
CringeMaster I’m laughing my ass of no joke😂😂 I even saved this comment cause I loved it so much
“One for batgirl you know how that goes” Is diabolical 😭
His laugh sounds like the predator noise
tru hahahahaha
yeah disturbing
Lmao
That's fucking true 😂
His laugh is dead on with jokers. Unless he did a voice thing to change it
0:18 When I fart
0:21 when somebody wakes me up early
Lol
Lol
Never did think i would get this many likes
Actually lol’d. Nice
Lol u knocked me to my knees
THIS ASMR = 5% asmr, 2% guns, and 93% laughing
Edit: Wtf happened in the replies, thx for liking and supporting but wtf
Kevin Zacarias this channel = 1% virgin 99% fat kid
More like 1 percent asmr and 99 percent joker about to kill you
Polemics on asmr videos
*Plays fortnite*
Im goin to facepalm
Kevin Zacarias lol
Doodle Bob leave him alone
0:21 Average american school teacher when a student shouts back at them
1:14 me when I’m hunting
trick-or-treaters
One for a fortnite costume...
lets make it 2 for fortnite costume...
One for the k pop costume...
Joaquin Phoenix: *2 for Murray Williams, 3 for the Wall Street boys, 1 for me. You know how that goes.*
best comment XD
My friend: Don't worry, Joker doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Joker at my window: 0:21
5:53
Nobody:
UA-camrs in their thumbnails: 0:22
Faxs 😂
It’s like morgz
@@wakeawakening8280 YESSSSSS
@@wakeawakening8280 you are so right
Wake Awakening damn it I was gunna say that😂
WHY SO SERIOUS??!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🙏🙏
* Intense beatbox sounds *
This is James Charles after losing 1 million subscribers
U right lmao
Hahahahahahahahahahah your so ride
This is the quiet kid in school at show and tell
Who?
LNAO
4:12
when you make fun of the quiet kid and he starts reading your address
Trx you are address? ok bro
Trx your*
MB Gamer 127 you must be very popular
Jami what are you saying do you knowing English
Trx was a joke mate
0:21 when you catch your brother trying to delete Minecraft
ItzThor19_ bet you use reddit and love pewdiepie too
C H funny reddit moment ha minecraft good haha
Vyknak haha fortnite bad endgame best movie
Says that with a fortnite pic
@@rookycooky3840 r/youngpeopleyoutube
(Joker rap starts playing) “Why so serious? Bwomp he he, he, he he he he he he badada bwomp”
1:46 me playing with a door stoper
Have you started knickin door stoppers in school?
@@sodddit8360 wdym
@@mr_friedchikn Well theres a new thing in ma school innit where people just knickin door stoppers 😂
@@sodddit8360 that's weaird af
@@mr_friedchikn nah man it's a proper laugh like
2%:ASMR
5%:LOUD VOICE
3%:RELAXATION
90%:HAHAHAHAHAAA OR HOHOHOHOOO
ur *right*
stop copying comments u bitch
的確すぎて草
Recognition
@@レモンレレレ 日本人居て草
0:21 when the teacher hears a phone ring during class
Gaming Obtaining Hehe only in America am i rite?!!
Lol
@@hiphopbottle8017 hvb. V v-
Happens to my old teacher too lol
C4rolus Rex Yeah cause we got freedom, bitch!
"Lets make it two for Robin" is actually the best thing I've ever heard 😭😭
4:03 me waiting for my food at thanksgiving dinner
xd i dont like that sound
FUCK THIS SOUND
I love that sound
Good meme
@@godwasntaliveinthefirstpla1410 ikr
Nobody:
Babies when you say “peek a boo”: 6:05
Waelotheboss wael 😂
FUCKING TOP TIER COMMENT
After they do that I pull out the .44 magnum
LMFAO.
Это сайт пикабу?
0:31 Tyler1 playing with his mom's pills
I’m dead 😂
Lmao
discount code alpha
Omg 👌👌😂😂😂
Lmao
2:30 the quiet kid after getting roasted by the class Clow.
This is a better joker than Leto’s version
I knew someone would say this
not as hot tho
Boi shut yo ass up
Tindra Brunzell thats gay as fuck
@@l750z_6 L
3:24 my boi said, "let's see how it sounds. "
SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING SHING
Dragon_Algor monggral
Is it just me or is the knife going THROUGH part of the microphone
@@dajmipierogi.7795 CONTROLLA PLAYA
What it sounds like to get these scars
5:59
Not following the laws of “ASMR”
Epic XD he do be laughing doe
Wait that’s illegal!
I KNOW HIS STUPID 🙄😡
I jumped when I heared that
@@Ilovemygirl22 *his stupid*
Me: I watch asmr roleplays for the plot.
The plot: 3:05
"1 for batgirl"
Joker in different universe: Yeah about that....
Silentdread5 I sorta figured that’s what he meant by “you know how that goes”
@Kane and Lynch what did he do then?
I thought he said "You know where that goes".
1:05
me and the bois at 3 am making fart noises
Hahaha 😂😂😂
”One for Batman”
Relatable
@@temezzi1436 one for good luck
I can hundred percent relate
Yes yes, I am going to relax while a maniac is showing his weapons to me.
Same
Yas
Sounds pretty normal I'm doing the same
LOL
Same
1:13 when the quiet kid had enough 😅
At the Gun Store...
Cashier: goin hunting I assume?
Him: no... it’s well... complicated...
Lol
Lolol
This comment makes no sense because the only weapons the police let the hunters use is a hunting rifle, not a revolver, so if he was buying a revolver gun, why would him ask that?
PKluis123 0K shut your mouth you dont know what a joke is
Or what gun laws are
Me: Doesn't Pay attention in class
My math techer, who was an Army Veteran: 1:06
Lol
Smiley Dragon 🤣🤣
I'm ur 200 like
Wholsome
Lel
3:04 when your crush says they like you
How many crushes?
@@mitsosmitsos2423 6
@@85maruda lol
@@mitsosmitsos2423 lol
Lul
Who came from that one shirt that said “when the quiet kid had enough”😂
Yup
Yessir
2:25 “and that’s how I made you little jimmy:)”
?
@@abochenneso you will get it someday
Oh god
That's how the Uzi was made
A uzi is a small pistol machine gun machine gun plus pistol equal izi
Imagine batman watching this 😂😂😂
fnaf fan
Jajajajaja yes
Fnaf fan really I don’t care if your a 3 year old but at least have some common sense to a name without that much cancer coming off of it
fnaf fan I was gonna say imagine Bagdad watching or robin
At this point he probably did
😂😂😂
0:21 when you come home and your sibling ate the snacks you were saving in the fridge
Unc is strapped 😭
When u fart 6:05
When u realize it wasn’t just a fart 4:14
Lol that made my day XD
Realize not realise
Kitty Cat thanks for the spelling check 👍
@@Kit_Katto both variations are correct. Realize is mostly used in American English and realise in British English.
@@donglebonk k
7 year old me flexing my nerf guns that I got on Christmas:
Shockfell but you try one out and everyone falls asleep
And then you loose all the nerf darts and never found them until like 3 years later and they are broken or smooshed.
When he was rubbing the guns together it was just plain weird