Neil Cicierega - Melt Everyone

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
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  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE 9 років тому +1664

    I like the way half of the songs on this album start with smash mouth right out of the gate, and the rest of them hold it off until like 3 minutes in. Some real variation there.

    • @invisiblemoosenz
      @invisiblemoosenz 8 років тому +170

      You meant to say 'restraint'

    • @meyerjohannes
      @meyerjohannes 8 років тому +139

      Best part about it is that smash mouth isn't even listed on the cover.

    • @Munimun
      @Munimun 7 років тому +130

      because Smash Mouth is an integral part of music, therefore it would be redundant to mention it

    • @devadedo
      @devadedo 7 років тому +15

      Johannes Meyer ...AND MORE=Smash Mouth

    • @technosauruswrex
      @technosauruswrex 7 років тому +26

      The album is called Mouth Sounds. We all know what that means.

  • @snarff33
    @snarff33 6 років тому +1130

    What i love is that smash mouth appears more than any other artist in this album but isn't credited on the label

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 7 років тому +1934

    i imagine 200 yrs from now, they'll try to reconstruct Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas based on various corrupted ancient computer files and the end result will sound similar to this

    • @ohlookanarrowarentthesegam6767
      @ohlookanarrowarentthesegam6767 7 років тому +207

      including the smash mouth sample

    • @bloodyidit4506
      @bloodyidit4506 7 років тому +105

      nah they'll just find this track and assume we were all cyborgs for like a year but said fuck that shit until 3238.

    • @thetwigjig
      @thetwigjig 5 років тому +20

      we still have 198 years to wait

    • @thetwigjig
      @thetwigjig 4 роки тому +7

      make that 197!

    • @pieofchart
      @pieofchart 4 роки тому +2

      @@thetwigjig Can't wait

  • @notneilcicierega
    @notneilcicierega 5 років тому +2114

    sometimes I remember somebody actually made this and it didn't just materialize from the void

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 4 роки тому +104

      I find that very hard to believe. I'm gonna need to see your sources

    • @aldar8240
      @aldar8240 4 роки тому +115

      I can't be 100% sure Neil Cicierega isn't the living incarnation of the void, can you?

    • @roadtrippin1753
      @roadtrippin1753 4 роки тому +56

      Yeah i agree he is the void i mean look at those glasses you cant buy those they just materialized on his face

    • @hikinginalaska1877
      @hikinginalaska1877 3 роки тому +15

      Where did you hide his hair?

    • @notneilcicierega
      @notneilcicierega 3 роки тому +47

      I'm not hiding it. he lost his really cool wig.

  • @PandoraSystem
    @PandoraSystem 7 років тому +3320

    Imagine if the producers of Shrek hadn't decided to use "All Star" for the opening sequence.

    • @maxgb2000real
      @maxgb2000real 6 років тому +231

      Smash mouth wouldn't be as popular to our generation

    • @stanleyschicken
      @stanleyschicken 6 років тому +254

      How dare you say something like that

    • @larlwheezer2334
      @larlwheezer2334 6 років тому +558

      the darkest timeline

    • @xcritic9671
      @xcritic9671 5 років тому +48

      A lot of peoples lives would be less wasted.

    • @LividE101
      @LividE101 5 років тому +149

      I... I don't think I want to imagine that.
      It's truly terrifying

  • @keelix1825
    @keelix1825 5 років тому +1600

    Neil: *listening to Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas*
    Inner Neil: make it sound like you put the singer through a cheese grater
    Inner Inner Neil: add spongebob singing all star in the middle

    • @Ben_Guy
      @Ben_Guy 5 років тому +213

      By the time you get to the 20th inner Neil it's just an infinite mass of clocks, eyes, and floating rings of sulfur. Despite being infinite, none of the clocks are ticking at the same speed, none of the eyes are looking in the same direction, and none of the sulfur rings are the same size.

    • @WhiteWolfRQ
      @WhiteWolfRQ 5 років тому +51

      Banjo Wafer so the 20th inner Neil is the twilight zone

    • @lucasbeeres
      @lucasbeeres 5 років тому +74

      The 21st inner circle of Neil is just an infinite void with one of those cymbal monkey toys in the center, bit with an uncannily un-unnerving face.
      Like, a wholesome mix between Santa Claus, Danny DeVito and Tim Allen... But as a monkey.

    • @badmanjones179
      @badmanjones179 5 років тому +12

      reaI taIk it sounds more Iike phineas (fIynn)

    • @stagelights_
      @stagelights_ 4 роки тому +9

      It sounds more like Sonic the hedgehog.lol

  • @NinaNooneknows
    @NinaNooneknows 7 років тому +621

    The All Star sample sounds really pleasant to the ears after a good few minutes of the distorted wringing... Neil is a mad genius.

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 роки тому +50

      It's like subtle brain washing. After a certain point you're like "alright, maybe all star is getting a bit old..." and then you listen to THIS and the smash mouth comes back in and you're like "aah... yes, I love... Smash Mouth..."

    • @Ashlynn1218
      @Ashlynn1218 Місяць тому

      @@thecountercounter9127I.have nothing to say about that.

  • @cansnake
    @cansnake 5 років тому +1769

    this song sounds like how listening to it feels

    • @leowalraven897
      @leowalraven897 4 роки тому +163

      Fuck why does that make sense

    • @willbuzzerd8785
      @willbuzzerd8785 4 роки тому +30

      Well said

    • @temporaltoast9692
      @temporaltoast9692 4 роки тому +59

      I’d be upset if it wasn’t completely accurate

    • @donk2121
      @donk2121 4 роки тому +11

      You could say that for almost any song

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 4 роки тому +35

      @@donk2121 except with we didn't start the fire and it's the end of the world as we know it, those songs feel like listening to eachother sometimes, as pointed out by niel himself with 'space monkey mafia'

  • @sand__witch
    @sand__witch 4 роки тому +681

    It sounds the way sensitive teeth feel.
    Edit: The worst part? I listened to this so many times that it's actually a bop now. Even the All Star part. I kind of hate myself.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 роки тому +30

      That just means you've ascended past having the tastes of a peasant and can now hang out with the krazy krew.

    • @beefjerky007
      @beefjerky007 3 роки тому +23

      That's most of the Mouth albums for you. If you don't like a song on the first listen, you'll eventually come to enjoy it on the 50th re-listen. I hated this song for a while, now I love it -- definitely stockholm syndrome, but still, I enjoy it.

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 3 роки тому +6

      It sounds like piano wire dental floss.

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 3 роки тому +11

      @@ZigealFaust "Piano wire dental floss" is just this close to sounding like a band name, but it's not really there yet, and that makes me feel weird.

    • @pie6029
      @pie6029 3 роки тому +4

      @@sand__witch if I ever start a band, that will be its name.

  • @Iceberge101
    @Iceberge101 5 років тому +3010

    The original version of Smooth by Santana is how it sounds to be desperately in love with someone,
    this version is how it _feels_

    • @vc101
      @vc101 5 років тому +143

      Add a slight sense of perpetual dizziness and you get how I listen to this... thing...

    • @lokisataere
      @lokisataere 5 років тому +26

      feels like Spiderman

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 років тому +104

      @@vc101 perpetual dizziness is precisely the feeling of hopeless romance.

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 5 років тому +33

      @@vc101 Neil wrote a song about that, even. Dizziful Bliss

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 5 років тому +73

      Sounds more like an abusive relationship. The dissonant synth on the chorus, the uncrushed All Star implying the abuser's perspective, the entirety of Smooth being glitchy.

  • @JLPicard1648
    @JLPicard1648 5 років тому +781

    it's the same as the emotion as i get from--*HARRISON FORD*

    • @charlottebiscuit4133
      @charlottebiscuit4133 4 роки тому +43

      i love how there is at least one of these comments on every song with smooth in it on any of neil's albums

    • @temporaltoast9692
      @temporaltoast9692 4 роки тому +14

      We’ve been ruined

    • @getschwifty5537
      @getschwifty5537 4 роки тому +29

      @@temporaltoast9692 Yeah no matter what remix, I can't help but think the next line should be HARRISON FORD

    • @pop2art
      @pop2art 4 роки тому +6

      can relate to this sentence 👾

  • @andrewsmith2834
    @andrewsmith2834 7 років тому +1027

    That goddamned xylophone bit makes this song sexy - something a xylophone has never before achieved.

    • @TehMorganator
      @TehMorganator 7 років тому +212

      actually I think that's a glockenspiel, which kinda makes it even better/worse

    • @andrewsmith2834
      @andrewsmith2834 7 років тому +82

      I believe you are right on both accounts.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 6 років тому +37

      Screw that, smoker cyborg is what made this sexy.

    • @argonhammer9352
      @argonhammer9352 5 років тому +11

      @@TehMorganator Thank You, that is what i was going to say.

    • @ethanhernandez15
      @ethanhernandez15 4 роки тому +18

      @@andrewsmith2834 no, it's a glockenspiel. It takes a special xylophone with hard rubber mallets to sound like that.

  • @Ditocoaf
    @Ditocoaf 7 років тому +1805

    This is good despite being painful to hear, because it ends up more *emotional* than the original. It sounds *desperate*, like the singer is also in pain, forcing the lyrics through a digital acid bath spinning at thrice the speed of light. The world is tormented twisting through unknowable dimensions, every intake of breath tears at your lungs, and through that inferno rise Rob Thomas's words of devotion and agony.
    I imagine lots of songs would sound more powerful and meaningful than they actually do if they were set on the surface of the sun.
    Also Smash Mouth drops by to, like, poke at you with a pitchfork.

  • @helfire14
    @helfire14 6 років тому +410

    Under the melting wreckage of a Sartana Rob Thomas collab concert gone wrong, Steve Harwell is born, bubbling to the surface as he quickly escapes the ooze, intending to form a band of his own.

    • @thinkon2127
      @thinkon2127 5 років тому +23

      Both a disturbingly descriptive and accurate interpretation

    • @ineedabetterpfp2485
      @ineedabetterpfp2485 5 років тому +9

      Luke Riise
      “And accurate”
      Somebody did their homework.

    • @megalomaniacalHalide
      @megalomaniacalHalide 2 роки тому

      Fucking underrated reply of 2018

  • @nolsafake2045
    @nolsafake2045 3 роки тому +126

    i like how at times it sounds like the song is barely staying together yet it still does and it's so good

    • @chrissyjo420
      @chrissyjo420 2 роки тому +7

      I don't get that feeling at all. If anything this is one of Neil's more intricate mashups that just sounds meant to be

  • @AutumnTheFox
    @AutumnTheFox 2 роки тому +537

    How did Neil make a xylophone sound like the best fucking instrument in the universe? Most of the song is absoloute audio murder with the only solace being the background instrumentals, and then the xylophone comes in like the fucking angel coming to tell mary "god made you pregnant lol lmao"

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 2 роки тому +63

      hey now let's not get carried away here
      the angel came to ask "god wants to make you pregnant. y/n?"

    • @shenmansson9615
      @shenmansson9615 2 роки тому +8

      Thats beautiful wordplay

    • @tony1boss16
      @tony1boss16 2 роки тому +33

      @@sleepCircle "god wants to make you pregnant, respond for yes"
      "what?"
      "a deal's a deal"

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 2 роки тому +17

      @@tony1boss16 no, that would be zeus. the catholic church is VERY BIG on the fact that it was up to mary whether it happened or not.

    • @nickgwinner3136
      @nickgwinner3136 2 роки тому +6

      And I could've sworn that part was from ATC's "Around the World (La La La La La)", but my searches prove fruitless... maybe it was either an homage or an accident...

  • @astuteanansi4935
    @astuteanansi4935 5 років тому +524

    Meanwhile, I've listened to "Smooth" so damn much that I can't deal with not hearing "same as the emotion that I get from Harrison Ford" in this =D

  • @bronzewolf6464
    @bronzewolf6464 9 років тому +1365

    I feel like I'm listening to Rob Thomas sing through a malfunctioning SNES.
    And I friggin' love it.

  • @goldenpanda7004
    @goldenpanda7004 8 років тому +711

    The more times you listen to it in a row, the more it sounds "right"

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 6 років тому +8

      Golden Panda I fully understand

    • @Nastard2
      @Nastard2 6 років тому +9

      What is the minimum number of times you would recommend listening to the full song in one sitting? 7? 9?

    • @dootnoot6052
      @dootnoot6052 6 років тому +17

      You can listen to this ~500000000000000 times before the Sun engulfs the Earth

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 6 років тому +27

      I needed one time. It's got this sexy cyborg with a damaged voice box thing going on.

    • @h_rmless
      @h_rmless 6 років тому +8

      whenever i hear the original song, i have to come here and listen to this, because it doesn't sound right. I need it to sound like this always.

  • @MOTHHMAN
    @MOTHHMAN 4 роки тому +200

    Neil has broken me. I unironically listen to this frequently. SOS

    • @JigParm
      @JigParm 2 роки тому +5

      SUS

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 2 роки тому +10

      @@JigParm NOOOOOOO I SWEAR I WROTE THAT COMMENT BEFORE AMONG US :(((

    • @JigParm
      @JigParm 2 роки тому +1

      @@MOTHHMAN Neil sussyrega

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 2 роки тому

      @@JigParm WTF JFSKGDKYDYJD

    • @purplepop413
      @purplepop413 Рік тому +3

      Welcome to the club

  • @sstaplegunn
    @sstaplegunn 2 роки тому +135

    sometimes I forget neil is an actual professional musician who has made numerous albums and has music on very popular TV shows bc I listen to this stuff more than I listen to any of his other stuff

  • @XFanmarX
    @XFanmarX 8 років тому +837

    Sounds like an imitation of human music, instead of actually being music made by humans. An alien's interpretation.
    Also, this is surprisingly awesome. The sound effects and changes are really good and the voice, even though fucked up, is interesting to listen to.

    • @thepantweaver
      @thepantweaver 8 років тому +70

      +XFanmarX I've described this album as robot's attempt to understand humanity after accidentally destroying them.

    • @devinmatias7528
      @devinmatias7528 8 років тому +8

      +Cosmo Dog correction, shrek's interpretation on 125 year old speakers

    • @Ingestedbanjo
      @Ingestedbanjo 8 років тому +62

      Huh! Human music... I like it!

    • @kenzotoda5278
      @kenzotoda5278 7 років тому +7

      or the music is an MELTED version of an other music

    • @0sm1um76
      @0sm1um76 2 роки тому +3

      This comment actually reminds me of a sci fi book where this is actually described.
      The third book in a Chinese book series known as "The Three Body Problem" series involves an oppressed alien civilization learning of human culture and falling in love with it. You're totally right that this IS exactly what I would expect the early versions of that to sound like.

  • @ryandoesacting
    @ryandoesacting 9 років тому +886

    It sounds like this song would be played at some kind of intergalactic nightclub...

    • @littlemacisinneedofair7850
      @littlemacisinneedofair7850 9 років тому +36

      Cressie Cres Dude, we need this mashed with Mos Eisley's Cantina Theme, stat.

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 9 років тому +17

      Reversible Krunk Sauce Which would actually kinda work musically as well...

    • @BlackSmokeDemonOG
      @BlackSmokeDemonOG 9 років тому +7

      Cressie Cres in the 90s

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому +3

      +Little Mac Is In Need Of Air I wish I could, but I lack the required software.

    • @tyzianflame9863
      @tyzianflame9863 7 років тому +11

      actual question, what genre would this be?

  • @2129061
    @2129061 2 роки тому +84

    Never have I ever believed that music can spontaneously kill you for the sake of comedy.
    That is, until Shrek crashed into my room almost three minutes in.

    • @penny-arcade
      @penny-arcade Рік тому +1

      this reads like a 2 sentence horror post

    • @2129061
      @2129061 Рік тому +1

      why tf did I post this...

    • @Ashlynn1218
      @Ashlynn1218 Місяць тому +1

      Welcome back Shrek is love Shrek is life.

  • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
    @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 6 років тому +406

    Ah, my favorite Kraftwerk song.

    • @sdsys
      @sdsys 4 роки тому +10

      You mean arts & crafts song?
      Your icon is sending me into a fit of hysterics i love it

    • @kmfed93
      @kmfed93 3 роки тому +11

      Kraftwerk? I thought this was Nine Inch Nails

    • @8cb724
      @8cb724 3 роки тому +4

      This is it. The best comment I found 2 years later.

    • @thecountercounter9127
      @thecountercounter9127 3 роки тому +1

      Hey, that's an insult to niel!
      ...but, to be fair, that could be said about comparing any band to niel.

  • @ursidae97
    @ursidae97 6 років тому +55

    It's not just that All Star is in there, it's that it's retuned to sounds smokey and jazzy against the glitchgroove and I love it.

    • @ben-v-
      @ben-v- 10 місяців тому +1

      wtf kind of jazz you been listening to

  • @anotherghost1182
    @anotherghost1182 5 років тому +211

    I unironically enjoy this song.

    • @Sl0wry
      @Sl0wry 3 роки тому +2

      So do I.

    • @crizbit9746
      @crizbit9746 3 роки тому +2

      Me too, anon 😃

    • @ivyyjm
      @ivyyjm 2 роки тому +2

      am I not supposed to

    • @chrissyjo420
      @chrissyjo420 2 роки тому +5

      Why does this even need to be stated? Are there fools out there only "ironically" enjoy this? It's an actual slapper, through and through. Mashups are still music people, and they fucking bang

    • @walrusman6000
      @walrusman6000 6 місяців тому

      You either avoid it at all costs or love it theres no inbetween

  • @ShadesoffosedahS
    @ShadesoffosedahS 8 років тому +617

    How is this not called Smouth?

    • @nerfherder1986
      @nerfherder1986 8 років тому +194

      "Melt Everyone" is an awesome name for a song, Neil couldn't pass it up.

    • @ohlookanarrowarentthesegam6767
      @ohlookanarrowarentthesegam6767 7 років тому +102

      ShadesoffosedahS And also the song litetally sounds like its melting.

    • @milosparabucki7066
      @milosparabucki7066 7 років тому +33

      who are you to question this internet god of humans?

    • @spacecat7827
      @spacecat7827 5 років тому +7

      Psst... You can see Shrek in the glasses

    • @lochlanduh
      @lochlanduh 5 років тому

      @@spacecat7827 I did not need that in my life xD

  • @e-f-f-a-c-e-d
    @e-f-f-a-c-e-d 9 років тому +508

    This is what happens if you replace someone's vocal folds with electric guitar strings somehow.

    • @NuclearFall404
      @NuclearFall404 5 років тому +27

      "Somehow"
      Come on Kenneth my boy, there you go acting like we didn't try this back in 08 with that hooker.
      I refuse let my scientific genius go insulted by a former colleague!

    • @themarinaraman9580
      @themarinaraman9580 5 років тому +4

      @@NuclearFall404
      Out of curiosity, how did that go?

    • @NuclearFall404
      @NuclearFall404 5 років тому +19

      @@themarinaraman9580 You FEDs are terrible at trying to get a confession out of me, but I learned after Wichita Falls!

    • @themarinaraman9580
      @themarinaraman9580 5 років тому +2

      @@NuclearFall404 damn.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 роки тому +4

      I was gonna make a "Modify" joke, but I think I'll just back out before I get involved in whatever this is

  • @sceyef4628
    @sceyef4628 8 років тому +379

    Good voice effect, it's really aesthetically pleasing

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma 7 років тому +13

      Except that that's not vaporwave, and therefore not A E S T H E T I C.

    • @tyzianflame9863
      @tyzianflame9863 7 років тому +34

      aes·thet·ic/esˈTHedik/
      adjective
      concerned with beauty or the appreciation of beauty.
      noun
      a set of principles underlying and guiding the work of a particular artist or artistic movement.

    • @BrysonSpahn
      @BrysonSpahn 7 років тому +46

      memes have corrupted people's understanding of "aesthetic" forever

    • @gatlina6019
      @gatlina6019 2 роки тому +1

      @@BrysonSpahn Lmao in my native language the word for "aesthetic" is like another word for beauty, kinda, and then I saw people talking about aesthetic like this and be like "yo wtf are these guys talking about"
      The way it's used for most people seems like a synonym of atmosphere... maybe...?
      Idk, I might be speaking nonsense

  • @midnightcthulhu5551
    @midnightcthulhu5551 4 роки тому +58

    this is the song that plays when you're getting chased around a deserted city by a malfunctioning rob thomas animatronic who has fallen in love with you

  • @mattsmith457
    @mattsmith457 5 років тому +371

    Its like the audio equivalent of pushing something through a shower drain

    • @JoeyN
      @JoeyN 2 роки тому +15

      just like trying to push two magnets together on the matching sides

  • @EatinBubsy
    @EatinBubsy 7 років тому +165

    How does he get that fucking horrific effect on the voice? I keep hearing it in all kinds of different songs, I love it

    • @EatinBubsy
      @EatinBubsy 7 років тому +7

      I mean the voice during the first half, that sits in the background during the second half

    • @QueITizio
      @QueITizio 7 років тому +28

      I'm pretty sure it's passed through a plugin called bitspeek.

    • @SuperFappo
      @SuperFappo 7 років тому +37

      the basic effect is called a ring modulator, idk what specific plugin he's using here though. I could be way off though cus i'm dumb as hell and i smoke crack

    • @bronzewolf6464
      @bronzewolf6464 6 років тому +6

      It's also called bitcrushing.

    • @Beatsbasteln
      @Beatsbasteln 5 років тому +10

      @@QueITizio i also think it's bitspeek. bitspeek is my favourite vocoder plugin of all time. i think i would always notice its chracteristics.

  • @eelenthusiast8792
    @eelenthusiast8792 7 років тому +280

    Man it's a hot one

    • @WobblyBits_X
      @WobblyBits_X 6 років тому +11

      Man's not hot.

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 6 років тому +1

      WobblyBits_X oh my god I came here to reply that and you stole it. THIEF

    • @burneyarts
      @burneyarts 6 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/MBLyfNRQkeo/v-deo.html

    • @annie7716
      @annie7716 6 років тому +13

      and they say it gets hotter

    • @Smudgew0rth
      @Smudgew0rth 5 років тому +3

      Like 7 inches from the midday sun

  • @kingd8232
    @kingd8232 4 роки тому +145

    It's like Santana is actually melting.

  • @TheActualDP
    @TheActualDP 7 років тому +311

    Proof that 'Santana' is just a misspelling of 'Satan'.

  • @FMABoy1993
    @FMABoy1993 9 років тому +166

    I'm still trying to figure out where the background track with the xylophone-sounding melody comes from, unless Neil just made it up himself. It's so catchy, I need more of it.

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo 8 років тому +47

      He made it, have you heard any of his music from 1999-2003?

    • @sbilldmilk
      @sbilldmilk 4 роки тому +4

      Richard Byrne III
      Thank you I was also wondering this

    • @pie4719
      @pie4719 4 роки тому +7

      It’s glockenspiel

  • @endertrot9998
    @endertrot9998 4 роки тому +42

    Mouth Moods version of Smooth has programmed me to always expect Harrison Ford, even in the Melt Everyone mix

  • @lightningstudios3630
    @lightningstudios3630 3 роки тому +51

    This song is like expecting an ice cream sundae and getting kicked in the face

  • @posthumanoid
    @posthumanoid 10 років тому +145

    This song became muuuuuch better. It's like Nine Inch Nails Rob Thomas. Thomas should seriously consider a change of genre.

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 8 років тому +90

    One day, I will drive to a location, turn the speakers full blast on my car, get on the roof, shout "ARE YOU READY FOR REAL MUSIC?". and then press play.

  • @rorybarber5076
    @rorybarber5076 8 років тому +193

    Gotta give you props Neil, this version is superior to the original.

  • @paxcallow
    @paxcallow 3 роки тому +48

    it hurts physically to listen to this but i just keep coming back to it. that's what unrequited love is like, i suppose.

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix 2 роки тому +15

    So, Smooth was the number one hit on New Years Eve 1999. Meaning that if Y2k had happened, this may have been the last song you ever heard as your radio melted.

  • @Munimun
    @Munimun 7 років тому +321

    This is the original song for me now - seriously, I actually find it super weird to hear the Santana version
    ... memes ruined me

    • @thegamerguy4103
      @thegamerguy4103 6 років тому +15

      Moony Moon no, they make you not ruin you, for them to ruin you it has to be negative

    • @presalexlol765
      @presalexlol765 6 років тому +8

      No, memes fix us all.

    • @tazombo
      @tazombo 4 роки тому +8

      this isnt a meme, you fool, its art

  • @lazey5006
    @lazey5006 9 років тому +56

    if you put this song in a loop you dont even realize when it starts over.
    This is the only way to describe this song

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 5 років тому +21

      Thanks for the info, will make sure to play 21 times in a row at the local diner

    • @viewingrivers
      @viewingrivers 3 роки тому +1

      nah,i can tell when it restarts

    • @skittybug6937
      @skittybug6937 2 роки тому +7

      @@hudgynsasdarl6967 Make sure to input ONE "It's Not Unusual" after about 7.

  • @miketheswordlesbian7545
    @miketheswordlesbian7545 6 місяців тому +5

    this is how it feels to be desperately in love: loud, uncomfortable, and a little embarrassing. and like we love this song, the lover finds their match

  • @natania7738
    @natania7738 3 роки тому +34

    I remember listening to this for the first time about a month ago and reading the comments, and looking at the ones saying "I listened to this long enough that I like it unironically" and thinking 'how do you even do that? This thing is attacking my ears with a cheese grater, that won't be me' and *well*

  • @GarishBus045
    @GarishBus045 9 років тому +91

    This...
    This is surprisingly good.
    Dear Lord.

  • @birdissmall2677
    @birdissmall2677 5 років тому +20

    Man, it's a hot one
    Like seven inches from the midday sun
    Well, I hear you whispering and the words melt everyone
    But you stay so cool
    My muñequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
    You're my reason for reason
    The step in my groove, yeah
    And if you said this life ain't good enough
    I would give my world to lift you up
    I could change my life to better suit your mood, yeah
    'Cause you're so smooth
    Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
    Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
    You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
    Give me your heart, make it real
    Or else forget about it
    Well, I'll tell you one thing
    If you would leave, it'd be a crying shame
    In every breath and every word
    I hear your name calling me out, yeah
    Out from the barrio, you hear my rhythm on your radio
    You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow
    Turning you 'round and 'round
    And if you said this life ain't good enough
    I would give my world to lift you up
    I could change my life to better suit your mood, yeah
    'Cause you're so smooth
    Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
    Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
    You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
    Give me your heart, make it real
    Or else forget about it
    Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
    Fed to the rules, and I hit the ground runnin'
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, so much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shine if you don't glow
    Hey now, you're an all star
    Get your game on, go play
    Hey now, you're a rock star
    Get the show on, get paid
    All that glitters is gold
    Only shootin' stars break the mold
    Well, and it's just like the ocean under the moon
    Well, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
    You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
    Give me your heart, make it real
    Or else forget about it, yeah
    Or else forget about it
    Oh, or else forget about it
    Oh, let's don't forget about it
    Give me your heart, make it real
    Oh, let's don't forget about it, yeah
    Let's don't forget about it, yeah, oh no
    Oh, let's don't forget about it, oh no, no
    Oh, let's don't forget about it, yeah, oh no
    Oh, let's don't forget about it
    Yeah, yeah

  • @krismindscape
    @krismindscape Рік тому +9

    2:44 hit me like a fucking TRUCK.
    ...TWO trucks, even.

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow Місяць тому

      "Hit me like two trucks" I'm stealing this

  • @UndeadHavoc1
    @UndeadHavoc1 5 років тому +55

    At .75 speed, I get this mental image of this old robot/animatronic on the verge of breaking down from a melting hard drive. Sentient and desperate for a new lease on 'life', it warbles out a pained tune straight from its soul... only for some young punk-ass coming in, outright insulting Mr. Sad Robot-Man, and using some of his exposed wires to light a cheap cigarette and use him as a beer coaster, to which the robot continues to lament it's horrid existence, but has a bittersweet moment of still being "useful".

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 5 років тому +4

      That's extremely morbid, wow.
      (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

    • @MorkedUP1
      @MorkedUP1 3 роки тому +2

      Smooth flow sounds like how it should sound when it’s working

  • @shayprimrose1678
    @shayprimrose1678 9 років тому +150

    I just learned that Smash Mouth sped up sounds not unlike Weird Al polka medleys slowed down.

  • @twitchybristles
    @twitchybristles 2 роки тому +21

    I legitimately can't hear the original song anymore without my brain defaulting to this version.

  • @joshuaclemens1301
    @joshuaclemens1301 3 роки тому +7

    This gives my inner darkness strength.
    Update: My inner darkness materialized. I now have twin boys that have the same crazy look in their eyes and smiles on their faces as dear old dad. Plus the woman who was mad enough to marry me mixed into those boys. And let me tell you. I fear no human, but that woman scares the absolute Hell out of me.
    Run.

  • @jeffu27
    @jeffu27 7 років тому +35

    *Man, it's a hot one*

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 4 роки тому +2

      *like seven inches from the midday sun*

  • @briancallender2570
    @briancallender2570 5 років тому +5

    I like to believe that making the face Neil does on the album cover is what made the vocals sound distorted like this.

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 11 місяців тому +5

    this is a sobbing fit in song form, even including the all star segment

  • @meli_lemon_real
    @meli_lemon_real 3 роки тому +28

    ok i’m mad that i actually like this even though it sounds like shredding a chalkboard with a cheese grater

    • @meli_lemon_real
      @meli_lemon_real 6 місяців тому

      eewww shut up past me i didnt wanna imagine that

  • @SiliconNostalgia
    @SiliconNostalgia Рік тому +4

    0:50 - The resolution at the start of the chorus is such a pleasure to hear after enduring the sheer perplexity of the pre-chorus..

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 7 місяців тому

      the electric guitar sounds like i'm ascending to heaven compared to the hell before

  • @forcefeedback7839
    @forcefeedback7839 4 роки тому +18

    The correct dance moves to that would be to bob your knees and do various reload animations

  • @robot_nick6377
    @robot_nick6377 Рік тому +8

    man i love 100 gecs

  • @chuckled125
    @chuckled125 9 місяців тому +5

    Anyone else notice that Steve Harwell pitched up this much sounds exactly like the singer of the Phineas and Ferb theme song

  • @Starhartdeer
    @Starhartdeer 2 роки тому +6

    I really enjoy the crazy structured randomness of this one. It feels like the theme for a mad scientist or neil cicierega, a mad musician.

  • @awesomer9803
    @awesomer9803 9 років тому +78

    2:49
    "Ok ok, i wont use the mini sentry anymore. i'll use something else."

    • @Troixix
      @Troixix 8 років тому +4

      What video is that from?

    • @Sl0wry
      @Sl0wry 7 років тому +8

      Midnight Mini Sentries (Feat. King Raja) by Uncle Dane

    • @MorkedUP1
      @MorkedUP1 3 роки тому

      It’s been 6 years, has he switched?

  • @teradex124
    @teradex124 4 роки тому +13

    In all seriousness, this is an absolute banger and my favorite track off the album.

  • @CathodeRayKobold
    @CathodeRayKobold 7 років тому +163

    Alright, who broke the Speak and Spell?

    • @howaboutnow1895
      @howaboutnow1895 4 роки тому +12

      I did you fool, I now require appy juic

    • @Justin-Hill-1987
      @Justin-Hill-1987 4 роки тому +3

      Buzz Lightyear slipped on some crayons on Andy's desk and landed on Mr. Spell. That's how he broke him...

    • @alexhauptmann298
      @alexhauptmann298 4 роки тому +1

      Magnus Lindström, to be pedantic. I’m almost entirely certain he’s using Sonic Charge Bitspeek here

    • @gracemcgregor3316
      @gracemcgregor3316 4 роки тому

      I did...

  • @oAirehko
    @oAirehko 6 років тому +111

    Dropped a gameboy in water.

    • @dakotaaddison9059
      @dakotaaddison9059 4 роки тому +3

      Airehk fuck dude I had one as a kid and my dad gave it to my sister and then my other little sister dropped it in the toilet a week later 😫

  • @snookerwither9955
    @snookerwither9955 5 років тому +29

    That is the most aggressive snare I've ever heard

  • @Sweetfunkyjesus
    @Sweetfunkyjesus 8 років тому +110

    It sounds like Spongebob singing All Star, there. Spooky.

    • @sceyef4628
      @sceyef4628 8 років тому

      The hell are you talking abou

    • @Sweetfunkyjesus
      @Sweetfunkyjesus 8 років тому +21

      The bit where All Star plays, the way the audio is manipulated it sorta sounds like Spongebob's voice singing it. You know, the higher-pitched nasal character voiced by Tom Kenny?
      Know your memes, broh.

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 8 років тому +1

      +Danklin D. Roosevelt oh geez you're right

    • @Recarsonated
      @Recarsonated 5 років тому

      omg you are right it sounds like spongebob singing kinda like in spongebob songs

    • @violetinrealoldaccount9768
      @violetinrealoldaccount9768 5 років тому

      piff why are you everywhere

  • @TrumpLester
    @TrumpLester 3 роки тому +12

    Finally, a song as caustic as I feel.

  • @sleepCircle
    @sleepCircle 9 років тому +189

    this makes the song sound like it's about a serial killer

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 5 років тому +18

      It sounds like it was MADE BY a serial killer.

    • @estefaniamedina1264
      @estefaniamedina1264 4 роки тому +3

      Jojos

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 3 роки тому +2

      @@connor48880 yeah, sorry, that's what i meant. like it's from the point of view of one

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 3 роки тому +1

      @@sleepCircle its autobiographical

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 4 роки тому +10

    This is unironically a banger, holy shit.

  • @Kroban_d4c
    @Kroban_d4c 2 роки тому +9

    This sounds like a robot having a hell of a mental breakdown and i unironically love it lmao

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 5 років тому +7

    Hearing this for the first time in total pitch black is the scariest fucking thing thats ever happened to me

  • @handsomebrick
    @handsomebrick 8 років тому +79

    B-17 Bomber

  • @thehexedcoin1517
    @thehexedcoin1517 3 роки тому +10

    "Danmit Alphys! Dont spill determination on my music!"
    -probably neil when this monstrosity of glory was created

    • @serket8oard
      @serket8oard 2 роки тому +1

      guy that only plays undertale: getting real undertale vibes from this

    • @thehexedcoin1517
      @thehexedcoin1517 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@serket8oard Less undertale vibes, more a reference to the amalgamations in undertale and how this song is an amalgamation of various music, as well as melt being in the title.

  • @TheRiverLeW
    @TheRiverLeW 5 років тому +100

    "It sounds like a disco version of Smooth."
    -My Grandmother.

  • @jinenjuce
    @jinenjuce 8 років тому +101

    Smoush Math out of nowhere

    • @noabman4093
      @noabman4093 8 років тому +3

      same

    • @capwavez
      @capwavez 7 років тому +7

      it's not a neil mashup if it doesn't have smash mouth in it.

    • @figp123
      @figp123 7 років тому +6

      ^thats a lie, Mouth Silence has no Smash Mouth at all - besides the easter eggs but they don't count.

    • @ohlookanarrowarentthesegam6767
      @ohlookanarrowarentthesegam6767 7 років тому +4

      Half of Mouth Moods doesn't either.

    • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
      @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому +2

      Smash Mouth by All Star

  • @WhiteHank
    @WhiteHank 3 роки тому +8

    unironically really love this. like this is in my top 5 favorites in all of the mouth albums

  • @Omeganed0
    @Omeganed0 6 років тому +12

    If you don't quite listen to the lyrics, this sounds like the theme for a psychotic robot supervillain.

  • @-starrysunrise-2908
    @-starrysunrise-2908 Рік тому +11

    hits different when you’re desperately trying not to throw up

  • @moonsaves
    @moonsaves 4 роки тому +18

    Nine Inch Neils

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 5 років тому +23

    It's like someone took the soundtrack to my middle school years, and dissolved it in acetone on a windowsill...

  • @semidecent4395
    @semidecent4395 3 роки тому +42

    This sounds like Smooth but you’re not into the person singing it to you. Smooth: Second Hand Embarrassment Edition

  • @dont_i_know4858
    @dont_i_know4858 4 роки тому +11

    This makes my lungs feel like they're lined with vasoline

    • @arklypurple99
      @arklypurple99 4 роки тому +3

      Holy shit you described it perfectly

  • @deodate2995
    @deodate2995 9 місяців тому +7

    this doesn't even sound weird to me anymore

  • @blackmage4483
    @blackmage4483 Рік тому +2

    Man this hits different. A whole mood fr

  • @drywall3522
    @drywall3522 3 роки тому +12

    Oh no! Santana became too smooth and melted

  • @ClFUR
    @ClFUR 4 роки тому +11

    apparently this is hard to listen to? guess I didn't get the memo

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 роки тому +1

      It's smooth, like grated cheese smooth.

  • @Sportstalkchud
    @Sportstalkchud 3 роки тому +7

    This is like if Trent Reznor made Smooth (in the style of Closer).

  • @spingus2325
    @spingus2325 Рік тому +4

    After eliminating nearly all life on earth, a rotting android sits alone and sings the only song that's been stuck in its head for what feels like forever. Then, the last man on earth, Weird Al Yankovic, comes by and tries to cheer it up.

  • @DoctorSiren
    @DoctorSiren Рік тому +7

    Kahoot-type beat

  • @aaronkenna3502
    @aaronkenna3502 5 років тому +30

    The best part is
    *It's better than the source material.*

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 6 років тому +4

    This is it.
    The definitive version of Smooth.
    There can be no other versions.
    This is the one and only

  • @roylandmcsausage7460
    @roylandmcsausage7460 8 років тому +147

    I just realized that there is shrecks face in his glasses :l

  • @JuanPablo-ho7fg
    @JuanPablo-ho7fg 5 років тому +33

    F L A T L I N E

    • @ThePelum
      @ThePelum 5 років тому +1

      I'm the bomb. I'm a bomb. I at least own some bombs.
      Feels nice to not be alone on this.

    • @nonimportant4069
      @nonimportant4069 4 роки тому +2

      9

    • @cannonballking7
      @cannonballking7 3 місяці тому

      Makes me feel in the mood for a little fruit salad...

  • @MeganMikkelsen6037
    @MeganMikkelsen6037 Рік тому +7

    My uncle with throat cancer sang on this one.

  • @yahooanswers4843
    @yahooanswers4843 5 років тому +6

    i like to listen to this song when i need to get out of class. it induces headaches so i can leave without lying

  • @ACE-si4ng
    @ACE-si4ng 5 років тому +37

    When someone tells you it tastes salty but it’s bitter as hell.

    • @milangiroux
      @milangiroux 5 років тому +4

      Pineapple

    • @loganon2216
      @loganon2216 3 роки тому +1

      @@milangiroux Did someone tell you pineapples taste sour?