Lmao those cobble stone roads are a killer on the ebikes and scooters. I rode from hotel Mercure to the louvre on a scooter. My eyeballs were shaking for hours.
Just a reminder that the French people held a campaign to poop in the river as much as possible, after news that the Mayor of Paris and President of France were going to swim in the river before the Olympics started.
Yeah but doesn't it take a minute for the poo to set in? Anyway, with all the cleaning they've done for the Olympics, now would be your best chance to do that with (less) risk of infection
As you merge closer and closer with your hippo form, you're getting prepared for the ultimate hippo mode adventure... Hippo Mode - Nile '25 😂
Return of the hippo. Hippos laugh at dysentery
Water's so toxic, Don's about to become Donatello.
Haha
Cant wait to see Donnie swim in the Yangtzee or the Ganges Rivers next
Maybe the Yangtze idk about the Ganges
Ganges would be putrid!
@@TheWontonDonyou the man!
No Donnie, no!
Exactly what I was thinking when I saw this 😂
Next video: I got an E. Coli infection from the Seine River
what do you call someone swimming in the paris waters inseine
Just the best, I am trying for the Olympics next time. I uploaded a sample video today
addictive content, donny. good work, man
The Nelk Boys missed out on doing a #fullsend in the Seine. Thatta boy Donny. Best content at the Olympics ❤
Love the complete lack of preparation for potential currents
That stressed me out SO MUCH.
Wow spoilers
@@jakooboo147Seeing that boat speed past right before he jumped and then next thing you know he’s riding the current into the middle of the river
Next go so swimming in India!!
Ganges
The 🐐🐐🐐🐐
I've heard the cooling ponds in Chernobyl are good this time of year!
Lmao those cobble stone roads are a killer on the ebikes and scooters. I rode from hotel Mercure to the louvre on a scooter. My eyeballs were shaking for hours.
the sound or water in your ears brought to by The Wonton Don
I was in the beginning of a horrible panic attack and Donnie you brought me out of it mostly anyways thank you
Came for the comments lmaooo, gnarliest hippo mode in the last century forsure!!!!
Should make a song, call it "I swam the Seine", using the Ace of Bass track, "I saw the sign". That'd be powerful.
Great content, Don!
What’s with all the Baby Ruths floating around in there wit-…
Oh, wait….God, NOOOOOOOOO
Won Ton DON!
The Don is here
Hippo mode prevails against all reason once again. Hope you're okay after this Donnie!
In the South that jump was called a Preachers Seed. Terrible form but nonetheless a Preachers Seed
Watching from Melbourne Australia Fwark yeah
A true olympian preparation - Coke and Beer! Cheers!
Donnie please put up your own merch store.
Hippo mode
Wild, but true to his craft.
Just a reminder that the French people held a campaign to poop in the river as much as possible, after news that the Mayor of Paris and President of France were going to swim in the river before the Olympics started.
Yes Tonny Yes!
What a let down I thought Donnie was going to swim across lol
Get back to us in a few months on the test results.
You should have tried the taste of the river...😂
When I read the title and thought of Donny pronouncing it, I couldn't help but think of him sighing at the prospect of jumping in that shit hole.
definitely get checked after this
First thing he says is wont get warer in the mouth, and it immediately happens lol
I wonder how many aids you got from going in that river
> 'I don't have any serious cuts'
> *has pores, butthole (presumably loose), ears, eyes, mouth, nose*
Can’t catch aids from water lol
@@j2c695 🤦
@@billythekid22220aids can’t survive in water, also Billy the kid died like he lived, a COWARD
@@j2c695dude, really?
Don’t get the water in your face or ears or mouth and that’s the first thing you did
Shout out the guy riding the bike with no handlebars
Somebody smells like !!!!!!!!!
That shit looks dirtier than the charles
Nice
Yeah but doesn't it take a minute for the poo to set in?
Anyway, with all the cleaning they've done for the Olympics, now would be your best chance to do that with (less) risk of infection
You are definitely inseine for this stunt. 😅
inseine
Hepatitis from all dat fecal matter
So Far. That’s the rest of the vid title you forgot to type.
Definitely got water in your mouth lmao
lol
Play E-coli games, win E-coli prizes
Nice knowing you Don
Get ready for the worms
What you can’t see can’t hurt you. Who is STILL seriously afraid of invisible germs?! haha
With the state of the world today, I can't even tell if you're joking or not
Love how Americans ( from USA, not sure what you call people from there, uniteds?) can’t speak
shitwater. dont do it
done the same spot in 2001 but my waterprooff kodak funsaver fuck it all up !Hippo Scee Mode