Sniper Decoys: Fake Horse and other Dummies
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Instead of drawing out the enemy sniper, the role of the fake horse carcass was designed to prevent them from arousing suspicion in no man’s land.
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"Sir, the horse is firing at us, and has killed three of our men."
"Go back to sleep private"
"But sir"
really underatted
@Peter Tropoli Now you're just making it too long and repetetive
Like that key and peele skit when the German officer tells his story lol
Then the private gets shot in the back lol
*horse fires at the commander*
*Imagine just watching a dead horse carcass start moving through no mans land*
It's f****** Cursed
Sounds like prop hunt.
Lol
@@utahraptor4729874 lmao
Ghost horse
Vietnamese soldiers: “we hide in the forests”
Finnish soldiers: “we hide in the snow”
French soldiers: *”WE HIDE IN HORSES”*
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese.
When the snow starts speaking Finnish.
When the hexagons start speaking Irish.
When the dead horse starts speaking French
When the burger starts speaking American.
When the cats start speaking Russian.
When the dingo starts speaking Australian.
*When the Americans, Australians, Canadians, Indians, Irish, New Zealanders, South Africans, Tuvaluians and the United Nations start speaking British, you know that Britian conquered and colonized the world. *
( by the way, if you are Irish, I am really sorry that Britian flipped the country upside-down )
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@cameron burke
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese.
When the snow starts speaking Finnish.
When the hexagons start speaking Irish.
When the dead horse starts speaking French
When the burger starts speaking American.
When the cats start speaking Russian.
When the dingo starts speaking Australian.
*When the Americans, Australians, Canadians, Indians, Irish, New Zealanders, South Africans, Tuvaluians and the United Nations start speaking British, you know that Britian conquered and colonized the world* .
( by the way, if you are Irish, I am really sorry that Britian flipped the country upside-down )
Credits for this comment:
@cameron burke
Suomi perkele. Torille
When the trenches star speaking
British
Ellenic/Greek Soldiers*
Having a dummy that mimics a wounded soldier is a special kind of dirty.
That is how my great grandfather was killed in Belgium in 1915. Him and 2 others were sent into no mans land to rescue a "wounded soldier". He was wounded by gunfire and died a week later in a field hospital.
Yes that's just a whole new level of filthy
@@kushalaluru9552 does your mommy know you're using the family computer?
@@kushalaluru9552 war isn't just to kill people, that's genocide. And the whole "war sucks" argument is a weak argument at best because now you can justify war crimes.
@@MechWarrior894 what you gonna tell me war doesn't suck? Lets see you go and fight in war and see if your openion stays the same, WAR sucks no matter what ! It is the last option humans should go to!
Sick French soldier: "Sir, I'm a bit hoarse today"
French officer: "No, you will be all horse today"
The OG furries
DAMN YOUUUUUU!!!!! Get out
My most favourite comment here
Ha? 🤣🤣🤣
German: Did you see something weird about that horse?
Horse: Ney
German: Oh, alright *wait a minute now*
Lol
ja mann ich bin total ein pferd. Is what the horse said yeah I am German
Was that a neigh or a nay?
I am Ney! Ney! Marshall of France!
English sniper: i'm about to end this guy's whole career
German Soldier: Should I be concerned that dead horse has a gun sticking out of it and is pointed right at me?
Dead Horse: No
Soldier: uhhh why does that horse doesn't rot? its been 5 days!
tyler smith uhhh you know it takes longer than 5 days for something to rot?
It would take a couple weeks or even months for it to rot enough to be obvious from some distance
@@Aron-ru5zk Nope, you would see the corpse blow up like a balloon from fermentation gases very quickly. Especially something big like a horse would look disgusting really quickly. Also seeing that maggots, rats or birds are not interested in this single horse while every corpse around is a beloved spot for those fellows would have been strange to any observer. And about distance, 50-100m is not far..and there were binoculars back then, you know. Observers liked to use them ;)
@@ParanoidMaster would that only be if you know there are no massive holes in it from bullets or arty?
Prolly had a use span of a day or two
(Shooting intestines)
Germans when the horses start speaking French: 😳
TynePf29 - underrated
👀
👁👁🧠👅❤👃🧠💚💌💨💦🗯💣⛑💄🐈🐈💽🔋📑📰🗞🗞📭📭📬📪💲✉📦
Soldier: “Officer, The French have taught the horse how to speak”
Officer: “Monsieur horse, I accept your surrender”
@@cossackhistorian7425 They didn't surrender in WW1 but hey , gotta keep the lame joke alive !
Mr.Yanis _ wasn’t really a joke but reality
Mud:
Rock:
Tree:
dead Horse: *shuffles*
German Soldier: WHA-
JS the Canuck 😂😂😂so good
Decent
SCHIEẞE
Dead horse begins running full speed toward the German trenches.
Germans: *What the schnitzel?!*
*Proceed to get mauled by a man*
*AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD HORSE CAME MARCHING AGAIN*
Every German in a 1 mile radius: (has heart attack)
*Was ze FICK?!
When a German tells a joke and the trees start laughing too: 😳
The soldiers hiding in the fake trees are Finnish amd their enemies is German so they wont understand each others jok
Paul Andre I bet you’re really fun to party with.
Ehhhh im just average person
L M good one
@@paulandre2249 lmao finnish?
German: sees gun sticking out of the horse and little holes
Also german: totally not suspicious
Also also German: wait... A GUN! WHA- (gets shot)
I don't think they did that they probably leaned more back and shot
the thing is they DIDN'T see it
Its a nice joke but seriously though when you're awake for days straight in front of your gun with the constant fear of death bothering you every minute you're going to be mentally drained and your eyes will play tricks on you
Private: "sir! the dead horses are shooting at us!!"
Sergeant: "jeez lay off the beer man! We're in a war here!"
But, (BANG)
Say goodbye to your head wanker
The commander gets injured or dies from getting hit by a soldier hiding behind or under a dead horse
I swear it used to be Sergeant:
"these were called O.P. trees otherwise known as over powered trees"
If a tree shoots at you and has a German insideof it its too overpowered in my opinion
this was real life not a videogame idiot and its observation post
@@gcart7675 You must be fun at parties🎉
Hellcarver T.V you must be an idiot who says that? lol 😂
@@gcart7675 _s a t i r e_
Sniper: *shoots dummy*
Dummy: *doesn't move*
Sniper: *checks internet*
Also sniper: MOOOOOM!!
r/hmmmmmm
Shannon /TalkingWithMatthew
are slash i have reddit
@@litterallyjustwater
r/you're not on reddit
@@ElessarEstel r/wedontcare
@@sargezinc2926 r/WhoIsWe,NobodywasTalkingToYou
4:23 what the Americans thought when the trees started speaking Vietnamese
When the horses start speaking French
*whisper* bonjour
Only if they used these dummies and horses in the Vietnam war instead of using the trees and nature.
*_heheheheh_*
When the vcr start speaking reeeeeee screeeee cc ddd
Sacre bleu
😂
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the No Man’s Land,
I’m gonna snipe till I can’t no more...
i got the optrees in the back,
rifle is attached...
Make them see black,
With this angle of attack...
I've been up that tree you ain't been out of that trench now
You can't see me in nothing
No one can spot me in nothing
DAMN THAT WAS FIRE LMAOOOO
Now my rifle’s here I’m reloading,
take my aim pull the trigger, your dead
Battle feild 1 update
“Hey dude have you seen the new update”
“No what is it?”
“Oh you can hide in horses”
That would be OP
Don’t forget the op trees
When horses start to speak french:
German soldier: Oh a french horse ! ...... *wait a minute* •-•
French Sniper: To late buddy
*TING*
0
RIP
You need to do an episode when The Redcoats In the American Revolution retreated when they saw Washington driving a Dodge Challenger towards them
@Adam Beluga remember that time when kim Jong un appeared on the american civil war and was on the roof of a Ford mustang and started hitting his enemies with a katana
@Repurposed Diesel Submarine Engine Exhaust call the SCP! I sense anomaly on that car!
(*Go Team America playing in the distance*)
@@rn-zu5ld Oh, and don't forget the moment when Vladimir Putin was riding around on the bear shooting a DP 27 machinegun!
"How do you turn this on?"
Germans: charge into no man's land
Random dead horse: starts running away with French helmet on top.
Every German in a 1mile radius: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Everybody gangsta til the dead horse starts speaking bullets
They dont shoot they spy on the germans and with a telephone they talk to each other
DOOM SLAYER aannnnnddd they snipe
@@hollw9474 not really they would shoot if there isnt lot of enemys but a sniper can take out 2 soldiers or 3 patrolling
@@STALKER-zm9gc yeah they did shoot. Watch the vid
@@gabrielegenota1480 I watched the whole video already then had a look at the comments
People with no friends:
"FiRsT"
"eArLy"
"NoTiFiCaTiOn SqUaD"
:(
😭No lies
Actually not "No Friends"
But no couple of life
Haven't seen any in a while.
Comment Storm troopers!
Klaus: Hanz... I think zat Horse just moved?
Hanz: Nein! You’re just hallucinating.
Next episode of my Little pony
"No man's land"
mr. BIG LARGE one of the only funny and actually good comments I have seen
3:55 nice reference to the flanders field poem with those poppies
France be like:
French designer: *How many fake horses do you need?*
French Government: *Yes*
France in ww2 be like:
French vexillographer: *how many white flags do you need?*
French government: *Yes*
Tree: *Starts shooting*
Germans: oh nein
Tree: *starts shooting*
American soldiers in Vietnam: Deja vu?
Btw nein is u guess the word "secret" in german
Cleonarda Erry avanindra What
Germans: we will make our suits black and grey as camo
French: *MAKE IT BLUE!!*
Sacre bleu
1:28 start watching here, it’s an ad until then
OP Trees?
You mean: Overpowering Trees?
Yeah...I take that.
Germans: suspicious with horse*
French: horse sounds*
WW1 German Soldier talking to his grandkids: I remember the time when a dead French horse shot 2 of my buddies.
Son: Dad! Can you stop telling that story to your grandkids! You're crazy!
Grandpa: Yup! That was his name: crazyhorse
“Op tree” sounds like it’s over powered
1900 : OP observation post
2020 : Over Powerd
American in Vietnam:Oh no trees are shooting at us!
Germans in ww1:First time?
Raid Shadow Legends: * approches simple history *
Anno: I am gonna stop you right there
I am not a boomer but it is raid shadow legends
@@smileface1618 sorry I didn't remember the name
@@mrkonski833 k boomer
@@comrade4354 alright millenial
So fake snipers were shooting from fake trees at other fake snipers in fake horses. Briliant!
Vietnam: we hide in the trees
British: we are the trees
Greeks in Troy: we have the best fake horse
French snipers: hold my soup
Matthew Lee oh my god that video
Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese
Soviets when the snow starts speaking Finnish
Japanese when the islands start speaking Dutch
*Germans when the horses start speaking French*
Some a-hole:
*"Ha I'ma shoot that horse"*
How could you not tho?
When your playing Skyrim as a archer with 100 sneak
you mean like everyones first skyrim playthrough ever?
supl1an
I feel like the only person on the planet who has played Skyrim who didn’t even touch a bow and arrow my first time playing. One handed and destruction magic for the win
2:21 idk if that’s a Ghurka or an Australian head on the left
Pause the vid than
Looks a Ghurka to me
1:25 is when he stops talking about the sponsor
me: **returning home at 3 am**
mom: *WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!*
also me: *I was hiding inside a fake dead horse, nothing weird*
Isn't hiding in a horse weird?
@@iamwill1088 that's the point.
The innovation of man.
Trees:
So anyway I started blasting.
Red Rising probably got the dead-horse idea from these events!
soldier: **tells joke**
friends: *laugh*
tree: *laughs*
soldiers:
Has anyone ever heard the legend
Of N-word man
Niggaman
night man ?
@@tmonkey3323
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
Legend27
More like dead meme
The British actor Basil Rathbone was one of those who hide in a fake tree trunk in order to observe the German line. He won the Military Cross for his actions.
6:18 “Helmut, why does that horse keep scheiße bullets?!?”
I literally was watching this channel when it had 11k subscribers. You have gone so far and you deserved it.
Anno 1800 is the greatest game. Cool to see they sponsored a simple history
I first saw anno 1800 in this video and thought it was one of the fake ads because it looked very detailed
@@305killer the real game is even more detailed
@@305killer not to mention the DLCs are beautiful
Britain: "Deploy OP trees."
German: "Nerf bitte."
Also:
"Heinz."
"What?"
"I´m hungry."
"We have no food. To rations didn´t get through. Try to hold it."
"But I´m starving..."
"Hey. We could eat that horse out there."
Not funny
4:23 “OP trees” over powered trees 🤓
They nerfed them in 1919
8:01
French Officer: You must remain completely hidden inside that horse replica so you aren't seen
French Sniper: Stick my hand out like an idiot? Got it!
4:24
Simple history : OP trees, or observation post trees...
Me : OP trees, or *OVER-POWERED TREES* ...
[Rifle barrel comes out of dead horse’s rear end]
(Bang) [kills German soldier]
Hans: that horse ate too much chili and is still firing after death
"OP trees"
Me:VeRy AcCuRaTe
4:49 the first op tree
German: Hmm, that horse doesn't rot, I will leave the tree soon to tell it
French: Hmm, that tree isn't burnt in comparation to others, I wil leave the horse soon to tell it
“OP trees meaning”
Over powered trees
Nerf trees
"sir didn't we put the horses in the forest we have one that's still there"
"yeah. let's shoot it is kinda suspicious"
Private: shoots dead horse
French soldier: AHHHH
Private: shoots in back
"well we got em"
Horse: *flees from a stable and dies*
French camoufluers: YOOOOOO
Man: i can do headshot
Horse: i can do a headshot after i died
U not funny
Me: why Ubisoft?
Simple History: idk they send us some cool, NOT BROKEN stuff
Me: *cries in Jäger’s head shield glitch*
It sounds faster to just gut the actual horse than make a replica and replacing it though it would be horrible to sit in the corpse all day.
Nobody:
Simple History: *This episode is brought to you by Ubisoft*
name surname That meme is long dead
Simple History: “It is called as the O.P. tree”
Me: OhhhHhHhhh so it was OP huh?
Simple History: “stands out for *i forgot* Post”
Me: oh.......
*KABOOM*
British:why don’t we try hiding in trees?
Vietnamese:write that down! write that down!
Imagine a German solider going to plant a fake tree and they uproot a tree with a soldier in it
French soldiers: WE HIDE IN HORSES!! German soldiers: those horses look SUS
Imagine looking at a dead horse and it ding dong start pointing at you
A SH video sponsored by Ubisoft?
Now thats interesting.
SH, your channel is very interesting, idk what it is but I love learning from this channel.
Mr. Яussian No better than having Raid as a sponser
@@emperorcokelord1021 Honestly, I'm already tired of hearing "raid shadow legends"
Those fake trees were really OP, devs had to later nerf em by using advanced aerial spotting techniques...
Everyone gangsta until the dead horse starts speaking French
Everybody gangsta until the trees and horses start shooting.
Private: Capitan kurtz there is a tree stump speaking English and it has killed our machine gun squad
Capitan: nein probably just the wind now get back to your post
Private: but Capitan
I think they took the expression "beating a dead horse" a bit too far
6:35 I call this picture Frenchman staring at a horse and it is a work of art!!!
*British Churchill Tank rolls in*
Sir, what do you call a paper tank?
A Churchill gun carrier.
*German with panzerfaust hidden in a building laughs too*
*_Uh oh._*
'These were called OP Trees '
No wonder they dont exist anymore
The fake wounded soldier is really devious
"yo, hans? does that horse's belly looks really similar to a rifle barr-"
Legend has it Bob Ross's father was a painter for the sniper dummies.
You may expect the soldier to hide inside the horse... but no one was ready for the horse hiding inside the soldier
French army dept. who came up with horse decoy idea:"History will remember us for this extraordinary idea"
We: making jokes on dead horse decoy on youtube!
When a dead horse body is moving and speaking French
Me WTF
Finnish; Hide in snow
Vietnamese; Hide in forest
French; Hide in horse
Ace Ventura; Hide in rhino
Mac Chuck - Hahahaha nice.
Everybody gangsta until the dead horse start talking
Teacher:why are u laughing
Me:SALMON MC SALMON
Those days “hiding in horses”, now days
quickscopes
The fact that they had guys making paper maché exact replicas of trees just blows mind.
There definitely were good video cameras in the Great War. But how didn’t the guy video capturing get noticed? Anyways great footage
Things that speak
1. Trees start speaking Vietnamese
2. Snow starts speaking Finnish
3. Horse starts speaking French
German soldier: talks to buddy's
Horse : starts speaking French
German soldier: did you hear something?
Other soldier : no
Horse: starts speaking French again
German soldier : HANS GET ZE LUGER