I like how gray actually remembered that the girlfriend said she hates seafood. You would make a good dective gray, well minus the beating and leting criminals go.
Lol, the fact that the game gives you free gems plus ads to triple them, just from completing levels, already makes this game so much better than a majority of those 'choose you're reply' story games on mobile XD
Suspect : *is sitting in the interrogation room* Gray : *comes in the room and sits down* Alright... Suspect : Okay,okay, chill dude chill, yes I killed her don't do anything to me I have a family
Normies: "If you kill a murderer, the amount of murderers in this world is the same." Gray: "If you kill enough murderers, there will eventually only be one left."
Gray: "Is he carrying an entire like, Tommy gun in his groin!?" Me: Seems more like, "Is that a machine gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" : )
grays girlfriend in this game lied to him, poor gray… he tortures everybody but this is the first time somebody lied to gray, lying to gray is a war crime to gray
Gray : "testing red liquid" it's blood alright Me : how? I can never tell the difference between ketchup and blood. I hate it when I accidentally Put ketchup on my food and don't even realize it
@@geeknat8981 Are you sure there wasn't anything mixed in with that, such as dissolved muscle tissue? You'd have to be seriously dehydrated for fresh blood to be gloopier than ketchup. Coagulated blood's a different story, but it usually gets darker too
Gray walks into the interrogation room: “Alright, we’re entering the only room where I get to decide whether you live or die…..it’s the interrogation room”
I love how despite being pure evil, Gray still spared a guy who killed his sister's molester. You know you suck when even GrayStillPlays roots for your murderer when he had the ability to blow him up
I like how gray actually remembered that the girlfriend said she hates seafood. You would make a good dective gray, well minus the beating and leting criminals go.
@Not RickRoll 👇., will you get out of this channels comment section
Please god dont give Gray a taser
Gray is a Florida Man married to a Florida Woman. Of COURSE he'd remember what a woman says. He wouldn't be here today if he didn't.
He could rewind and have a look at it again 😆
Did anyone note the fact that he said BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Worst methods of torture in the world :
- Drowning
- Quartering
- Rat torture
- GrayStillPlays
Ah yes “GrayStillPlays”
Common sence: this comment is stupid
Me: no no, he’s got a point
@@idontexist745 common sense: NO NO NOT COMMON SENCE, NOT HIM
Why is drowning ranked so highly? It's probably the least bad way to die of the options listed...
@@Amy_the_Lizard drowning is silent and back in the day,we would make you drink water until you die
Lol, the fact that the game gives you free gems plus ads to triple them, just from completing levels, already makes this game so much better than a majority of those 'choose you're reply' story games on mobile XD
Gray: Constantly tortures everyone
Also Gray: Lets a murderer walk free because he killed the man who molested his sister
Gray, I love you so much
He has some morals
even sociopaths have morals, and his are in the right place
SIMP
@@thedemonqueen7666 he even killed a woman who killed children who said that the kids bled like pigs.
He's probably secretly a nice person.
@@raawesome3851 when
Suspect : *is sitting in the interrogation room*
Gray : *comes in the room and sits down* Alright...
Suspect : Okay,okay, chill dude chill, yes I killed her don't do anything to me I have a family
Grey: WRONG ANSWER!
@@Strange-x9h around 0
@@Strange-x9h maybe -69
ill try to help
Well i thought there was going to be a don toretto meme but i was wrong i guess
Gray letting the protective murderous brother go:
“I wouldn’t consider myself an practically ethical person, but I am fair.”
8:42 This is one of the most wholesome things I've seen Gray do in a video. (Besides when he sent all of his forces for a rape case)
He must have a daughter
What video was that?
@@j.p1183 ua-cam.com/video/FKcE-_WR39w/v-deo.html at 7:50
@@Hana1LuLu Or he's just a decent human being
Same... It legit brought a tear to my eye
Gray: "Blood for the blood god"
Me: "Skulls for the skull throne"
Let the Galaxy BURN!!
@@SchwamiLPD *german seal of approval*
rando off in the distance:"MILK FOR THE CORN FLAKES!!"
Ranboo in the corner: "MILK FOR THE CORN FLAKES
Tzeentch: MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
The fact he said "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" when burning a lady alive is amazing
clearly gray is a man of culture
Why do these words remind me so much of technoblade? 🤔😂🤣✨👌
But it was still perfect✨👌👁👄👁💅
@@enderreaper5332 obviously
@@heisenbergcollins8153 bruhhhhh
Techno blade never dies
Girlfriend: Says she hates Seafood
Girlfriend: Orders Scallops and Oyster Sauce
**AND THE PLOT THICKENS**
Lore?!?!?!
like the grime in every level thickens
She hates seafood but she loves the taste of *expensive* food.
No no, That’s for the waiter. Pulling out my PBnJ and bottle salt water now
When the plot is thicker than she is.
"Everything in this entire game is screwed."
Actually, every game that YOU play is screwed.
That’s actually true
“If you murder someone the amount of murderers in the world stays the same”
Gray: “I solved a few murders and committed even more!”
Normies: "If you kill a murderer, the amount of murderers in this world is the same."
Gray: "If you kill enough murderers, there will eventually only be one left."
@@xellanchaos5386 There are no murderers. There is only Gray.
Gray being a officer of the law: is the most ironic thing ever
The hilarious thing is that he used to be a cop.
Ronald Gump obviously has no resemblance whatsoever to anyone in real life
He’s related to Forrest Gump
Are you sure it's not Forrest gumps relative?
Kinda looks like Frieza tbh
And he's innocent.
Yeah definitely not related to the President
Grays intros leave u with no understanding of the the game but with full awareness it will involve Satan!
Even by the end of the video you know nothing about the game, but you probably know a lot about advanced crime
Yes
17:39
No one:
Gray: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
*Achievement Unlocked! TechnoSummoner: Summon Technoblade fans with one sentence*
Nah, that just summons Kharn the Betrayer, An'ggrath the Unbound and Skarbrand.
It’s literally not a techno reference
@@notaddie2287 Ik. But I wanna take it as one.
Gray: "Is he carrying an entire like, Tommy gun in his groin!?"
Me: Seems more like, "Is that a machine gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" : )
im waiting for the techno stans to be summoned by Gray's words at the end
Bold of you to assume we weren't already here lol
Damnit now I want to see Techno and Gray do a video together
You called?
Who's Techno?
I'm here to kill the corpse worshippers and add their skulls to Khorne's mighty throne.
you rang?
Lizzie knows nobody asks you questions when you say you're an "accountant"
EXCEPT FOR GRAY
Just got out of school, now i need Gray’s caring arms to guide me into my sleep
AMEN
This ah... Can mean many things actully. 😅 Don't mind me, being wierd again.
Why is this so true 😭
You mean eternal sleep? I didn’t expect him to simply choke someone, but he can do whatever he wants- (this is a joke)
"the killer was wearing a suit and a hat, just like a real mafia"
Oh that's really descriptive of you
@Not RickRoll 👇., Im expecting rick roll but you disappoint me. My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.
grays girlfriend in this game lied to him, poor gray… he tortures everybody but this is the first time somebody lied to gray, lying to gray is a war crime to gray
"That's the sound the Lying Bird makes when it lies!" That's a nice callback.
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Do I send the email and I can send the same to me ☺️☺️
"Blood for the blood god!"
Okay Gray, you've gine too far!
Yes Commissar, this one right here.
Gray : WHO KILLED HER ???
Suspect : I don't know
Gray : I never thought i would have to come to this... Take his BudLight
Suspect : NO NOOOOOO
I'm pretty sure that's some sort of human rights violation, Gray better turn off the cameras before he pulls this off
Gray: *I turned murder into an art form.*
Me: *You killed a dragon with an explosive chicken. If that ain't an art form I don't know what is.*
Lol
“Accountant”
I mean, she’s not wrong.
Wait, how?
@@raawesome3851 Saying you’re an accountant is a surreptitious way of sharing, usually online, that you’re a sex worker.
@@orangecirclekid I see... I didn't know that.
...I did know this, but this makes the femme fatale accountant character in a story I'm working on 10x better!
@@orangecirclekid As an actual accountant I feel offended.
13:49 "What the hell is this? Some dead man in a florist's shop?"
LMFAO
"Are those some gardeners' shears?"
**SCREAMS IN CONFUSED OMORI FAN**
10:31 "BUT A LAWYER WON'T HELP YOU FROM THE TNT BI-"
Why do I love that part so much-
Gray at the end:
*”BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD”*
- Technoblade vibes
*KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS*
Yes🤘
I'm unironically invested in this - would love to see more of the game!
14:17 I love how you gave this tiny cactus the voice of Cthulhu
Erdrich horrors take on many weird forms before they’re arrival
"How did she die?"
Gray: Natural causes.
Me: I mean, poison can be natural. And has low carbs.
Gray may be a masochist but he still believes in honesty and respect
I think the word is sadist not masochist. Masochism is inflicting pain on oneself, not others
Gray: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GHOD!"
Khorne: "I am the Blood Ghod and I approve this message."
8:44 The extremely rare occurrence of Gray actually serving justice while being kind
This is such an extraordinary once-in-a-lifetime event
Well now we know what happens when Florida man is assigned the role of Sherlock Holmes
What is this sorcery? UA-cam has a translate feature for replies?
Is he actually from Florida?
I honestly love that gray has a weird obsession for spines
"How the hell are people so angry about spaghetti?!"
My dude have you never met an Italian?
his girlfriend just literally said OH ILL TAKE OYSTERS. when she hated seafod
Maybe she one of those (dumb) girls who take seafood is only fish... and oysters is like meat or something...
Everything in this game is screwed up. -Gray
That’s every game
How to deal with criminals
Google: arrest them
Bing: 3:44
I think this is the first time in a while that I've gotten a notification for a Gray video. About damn time UA-cam!
5:39 when you mess up the spaghetti in Italy
"I turned murder into an art form"...
Implying that murder is not already and in it of itself an art form.
Gray : "testing red liquid" it's blood alright
Me : how? I can never tell the difference between ketchup and blood. I hate it when I accidentally Put ketchup on my food and don't even realize it
The trick is to check the consistency first - ketchup's a lot goopier
@@Amy_the_Lizard I have seen enough blood to know that some blood is gloopier than ketchup
@@geeknat8981 Are you sure there wasn't anything mixed in with that, such as dissolved muscle tissue? You'd have to be seriously dehydrated for fresh blood to be gloopier than ketchup. Coagulated blood's a different story, but it usually gets darker too
@@Amy_the_Lizard The ones from the dehydrated nomads work well as spagetti sauce
I actually did get the Kali-Ma or however it’s spelled Indiana Jones reference. Temple of Doom is a pretty neat movie.
"Because I haven't killed anyone for a few days and I've completely lost my mind" You know lines like this are why we love you, right?
5:01 to be fair, one of my largest scars is from a canned tuna lid :/
Graystillplays is like every rated r video game(18+) that's ever been made to play, but better and with comedy millennia
13:07 he remembered
He really is a detective.
"That's the sound the lying bird makes when they lie"
6:00 ah yes, the bullet casing… it’s not like it’s a live bullet with the bullet still in the case…
You need to play Judge 3D. The game is so crazy, it’s perfect for you Gray
"is he carrying an entire Tommy gun in his groin?"
Jonathan joestar has entered the chat
that was joseph
7:02 lol XD
9:38 bruh lolllllllll plz watch 1 sec back
The suspicion meter goes 2:30
OH HELL NO
Gray is the biggest threat to someone. Guilty or not guilty.
I love how Grey say's a Technoblade quote "Blood for the blood god" (17;41-42)
17;39
Gray walks into the interrogation room: “Alright, we’re entering the only room where I get to decide whether you live or die…..it’s the interrogation room”
Gray really said “ ‘A vile politician’You could have just said politician”
13:57 Spoiler, his name is Dean O'Banion.
Also the thought experimental case of Ronald Opus is interesting.
Gray: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Me: Techno is that you?
“Dectictive masters is what u get when u get psychopathic developers with murder mystery” IMAO HOW DOES HE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF
Blood for the blood God?
That's just sounds like an anarchist pig who's good at pvp
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
"Blood for the Blood God"... Gray is a man of culture
*THIS PLEASES KHORNE*
12:40 LOL
At 13:00 Gray became a real detective!
8:18 Gray now you know you can read come on now 🌚😂
I also love when he says BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD while burning someone
Thank you gray. I spilled my strawberry lemonade a few minutes ago. And I got sad because I was really thirsty and it was really hot.
"If I have the gems, we're spending it." Thanosstillplays.
As usual, enjoyable chaos provided by Gray~
8:01 SUSpect
I loved how you screamed "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" as a technofan, thank you
*KHORNE IS DISPLEASED*
Missed opportunity to call Shaun the whole time! As I think it's a reference to the game Heavy Rain.
15:20 this is literally the plot of highway to hell from jojo part 6
I love how gray said BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
I played this game a while back and wondered when you would find it
God I love Gray so much he just let a man roam free because he murdered to man who molested his sister😭
7:46 haha nerd
Blood for the blood god hmm? Wise words indeed, a man of culture I have found…
6:05 i genualy shat my self because i wasnt paying attention
2:48 is Donald trump actually 5’5, damn he’s short
6:22 I DIDNT DO IT I SWEAR
You pick the strangest games to play. You are awesome. I liked this video.
2:57 i thought that was trump XD
It’s a joke on him. It’s based on trump
If you murder a murderer, there are no less murderers in the world. If you murder 2, you're making progress.
Day 39 of asking gray to bring back his damn its in every intro
Here here
Tbh, gray being a detective will be great in my opinion.
0:15 *she died because of how dumb it is to sleep in a bath tub next to posion*
Heheh
I stand by the letting the brother go
11:09 Quick way to recognize a ball peen hammer... it has one face that looks like a ball.
“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS.” He is obviously a techno blade kinny
11:29 WHEN YOU SAID HEY GOOGLE MY PHONE OPENED OK GOOGLE XDD
I like how grey said “blood for the blood god!!”
Whe he said did you hear that bird sound by birds had just stoped screaming and I almost had a heart attack 😥 13:20
I love how despite being pure evil, Gray still spared a guy who killed his sister's molester. You know you suck when even GrayStillPlays roots for your murderer when he had the ability to blow him up