Satans Honeytrap ~ VERY FUNNY ~ Nouman Ali Khan!!

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  • @cuphashmani9457
    @cuphashmani9457 5 років тому +272

    Allah has sent this man and Mufti Menk as blessing in my life.

  • @Faisal01813
    @Faisal01813 9 років тому +263

    You can't help but love his lectures!

  • @MrLegit.
    @MrLegit. 2 роки тому +19

    Who needs standups when we have brother Noman ❤️

  • @muh_in
    @muh_in 10 років тому +89

    OMG . . I luv u Usthad . . May Allah reward u and us and make us in Jannathul Firdaus . . Ameen !

  • @لاإلهإلاالله-ز9ظ1ش
    @لاإلهإلاالله-ز9ظ1ش 2 роки тому +3

    قال الله تعالى: ( ولا تتبعوا خطوات الشيطان )
    Do not follow Shaitan steps, Allah warned us so many times about this.

  • @tanishakhan973
    @tanishakhan973 8 років тому +66

    he's awesome funny humor makes the lectures much more interesting
    Ma Sha Allah, may Allah (SWA) grant him and his family peace and happiness :)

  • @funkycoldm3dina
    @funkycoldm3dina 5 років тому +22

    Salaams....this guys delivery is top notch. May Allah swt grant him even more wit. Ameen.

  • @ahmedm4789
    @ahmedm4789 9 років тому +59

    This guy is awesome I love him

  • @aishahnor2747
    @aishahnor2747 5 років тому +9

    SubhanAllah ... very funny indeed watching this again! It lightens my perception of the day after listening to your khutbah (About listening to children) this morning ... Alhamdulillah 😃😀😁

  • @saharahussein7032
    @saharahussein7032 3 роки тому +5

    Ma sha Allah...
    Ustadh Nouman.
    Such a great sense of humour.....
    I also learnt so much from you...
    May Allah reward you abundantly🙏

  • @xiaomi198
    @xiaomi198 5 років тому +11

    His lectures are awesome

  • @iratri7338
    @iratri7338 9 років тому +30

    hahaaa this guy never fails to make me laugh

  • @nursyakirahshahar9312
    @nursyakirahshahar9312 Рік тому

    This one comes at the very right time. Really need this! Alḥamdulillāh

  • @zakiya90673
    @zakiya90673 2 роки тому +6

    "but I am still 14 "🤣🤣😆

  • @mirzarehan9730
    @mirzarehan9730 8 років тому +2

    Oh khan saab awesome video. Allah choose you as a best man of this century and I think people should visit your page to learn a lot.

  • @ramshafatima7178
    @ramshafatima7178 5 років тому +4

    JazakAllahu Khaitan kaseer ustad. Thank you so very much. You know Deen. You know the world. And you make a bridge between both in the light of Islam. And this is just what we need. I wish there would be such speakers in Urdu/Hindi speaking reagion as well. Oh wait! If you ever read this then I can translate/dub for your videos if you permit.
    Hoping for more good videos in future.

  • @aishahnor2747
    @aishahnor2747 6 років тому +6

    MaasyaAllah ... This is so funny with beautiful laughters!😂 I did not realise you are a skilled and talented comedian as well Ustadh Nouman. Good timing and excellent sharp and succint presentation especially when the subject matter is 'Shaitans'.
    JazakAllahu Khairan Kathira ... Great to see a smart suited Ustadh cum Comedian! ... Alhamdulillah.

  • @coolcat7131
    @coolcat7131 5 років тому +2

    Thank you for this one, Jezak Allah Khair

  • @rafiakhanum9422
    @rafiakhanum9422 2 роки тому +1

    May Allah make this work a ticket to paradise, you are a blessing from Allah for Muslim umma

  • @obscuredlife765
    @obscuredlife765 10 років тому +5

    I love brother nouman for Allah. Masha Allah! his sense of humor is amazing. May Allah grant him and his family Jannah, Ameen!

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 років тому

      omg i hope a bunch of pigs piss on him

    • @wajidali496
      @wajidali496 8 років тому

      +Joe Laursen this attitude wouldn't help u on doomsday.....be ready bro...

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 років тому

      Wajid Ali lmao...piss be upon you..and Mohamed (piss be upon him) is in hell with Allah (satan)

    • @wajidali496
      @wajidali496 8 років тому +1

      +Joe Laursen Allah bless you and give a happy life and a good understanding....

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 років тому

      Wajid Ali no. Allah can piss off.

  • @khan1632001
    @khan1632001 10 років тому +1

    Love you brother Nouman... Jazakallah khair

  • @fisalipada7224
    @fisalipada7224 6 років тому +17

    Brother Nouman, i am always carried away when you laugh. 😂 😂 😂 Watching your videos all the way from Philippines ❤

  • @ALANGHub
    @ALANGHub 5 років тому +1

    Salam, Brother Noman you're really awesome with creativity and off course a good sense of humour

  • @noragdoura9205
    @noragdoura9205 4 роки тому +1

    Ur lectures are nice and funny and useful

  • @ularahman6928
    @ularahman6928 5 років тому +2

    I love to listen to him

  • @hashimorakzai
    @hashimorakzai 5 років тому +1

    May Allah bless you ustad NAK

  • @Harry-kp3ky
    @Harry-kp3ky 5 років тому +5

    That fruit... Oh hohoho!!! 😂😂
    U understand shaitan from his point of view

  • @faizanrizwan786
    @faizanrizwan786 7 років тому +2

    Love you love you love you!!!!

  • @iffatsiddiqui1926
    @iffatsiddiqui1926 5 років тому

    JazakumuLLahu khayr.

  • @MusafirSafwan
    @MusafirSafwan 9 років тому +19

    I like Nouman Ali Khan :)

  • @Radioactivepaladin0703
    @Radioactivepaladin0703 5 років тому +2

    A Legend..Truly

  • @MusafirSafwan
    @MusafirSafwan 9 років тому +1

    Awesome. Very funny. And very very informative.

  • @pradelelien3267
    @pradelelien3267 2 роки тому +1

    The magic is so strong today I couldn't even pray ✨ 😌 💛

  • @ISLAMICCHANNELS
    @ISLAMICCHANNELS 5 років тому +1

    Wow amazing leacture

  • @AminulIslam-qd9en
    @AminulIslam-qd9en 5 років тому

    Amazing lectures

  • @abdullahzadran1009
    @abdullahzadran1009 5 років тому +1

    Very true . He just spoke of my mind . Believe me guys just think deeply you guys will find out the ( naafs) problems.

  • @theindianshiamuslim5777
    @theindianshiamuslim5777 5 років тому +1

    Mashallah sir please keep it up

  • @AbdullahAl26-z8u
    @AbdullahAl26-z8u 5 років тому +3

    wow u love the tafseer too, I love the tafseer " lol

  • @srumi3851
    @srumi3851 Рік тому

    It's funny at the same time it's scary because it's so true 😭

  • @thenobody4591
    @thenobody4591 5 років тому +1

    I miss jannah even though I've never been there

  • @ZainZanu
    @ZainZanu 2 роки тому +5

    "Boys like girls,there's no hiding it,
    You do...
    And Shayan knows that better than you.."
    Now that's one of the best poetry I've ever heard..
    May Allah protect us all from Shaytan🤲🏻

  • @sadiarahman9613
    @sadiarahman9613 4 роки тому

    this guy also entertains....

  • @mdtalhaansari1096
    @mdtalhaansari1096 5 років тому +2

    If only we had the smarts to learn the long term planning, patience and perseverance from the Satan Mal'oun!

  • @maimoona2321
    @maimoona2321 9 років тому +1

    Lol I love his humor !

  • @blackwhite2401
    @blackwhite2401 8 років тому

    Hilarious Br. NAK!

  • @sumaiya8322
    @sumaiya8322 3 роки тому +1

    I can't help stop laughing

  • @muslimgroup9892
    @muslimgroup9892 5 років тому +1

    I want to see the full video

  • @hashimorakzai
    @hashimorakzai 5 років тому

    Ameen

  • @mariah5687
    @mariah5687 5 років тому +4

    Really very funny. Be sorry. I listening after 3 years..

  • @14Ñ-s9b
    @14Ñ-s9b 6 років тому +5

    classical comedy.

  • @playlist-do2pw
    @playlist-do2pw 2 роки тому +1

    Don't forget to:- seek forgiveness
    from Allah🌌
    -To thank Allah🌅
    -And to remember Allah and the prophet Mohammed May peace be upon him🕋

  • @DetectiveConan990v3
    @DetectiveConan990v3 4 роки тому +1

    the buildup., the punchline, everything was great humor

  • @MrZunayet
    @MrZunayet 6 років тому +5

    I like his lectures. But as far I know there is no aya in Quran that mention that Adam ate any prohibited fruit in Janna.

    • @uzairmohammed4673
      @uzairmohammed4673 5 років тому +2

      there is my friend, it says in the same verse he was talking about right after the first two words saying "and when they both tasted the tree" it is surah 7 verse 22.

    • @MrZunayet
      @MrZunayet 5 років тому +1

      @@uzairmohammed4673 thank u so much!!!!!!

    • @user-hz8ff9zb9u
      @user-hz8ff9zb9u 2 роки тому

      There is , actually

  • @shayz1571
    @shayz1571 5 років тому

    al hamdu lillah

  • @imoj3925
    @imoj3925 10 років тому +2

    sheikh, i would like to know how is it possible that haraam can take place in jannah, is jannah not a place of purity? i humbly would like to know your opinion.

    • @islamicbros2278
      @islamicbros2278 9 років тому +1

      In Jannah everything is Halal. You can do whatever you want because all your ill desires will be changed! You are even allowed to drink alcohol in Jannah because it won't be intoxicated!

    • @islamicbros2278
      @islamicbros2278 9 років тому

      Oh and nothing Haram such as fornication will take place

    • @imoj3925
      @imoj3925 9 років тому

      shukran thanks

    • @fc_paragon2961
      @fc_paragon2961 9 років тому +2

      imo j at that point Allah allowed a haram tree to exist to test Adam and Eve. that's basically the only reason.

    • @islamicbros2278
      @islamicbros2278 9 років тому

      +rallus
      Maybe I should've explained myself better. in Jannah khamr (alcohol) does not intoxicate any one so in Jannah it's not haram!! Hope this made sense!

  • @shawonshawon7213
    @shawonshawon7213 5 років тому

    Awesome

  • @Cagzstar
    @Cagzstar 6 років тому +23

    Can this guy be a comedian 😂

    • @MohammedAlSharif2002
      @MohammedAlSharif2002 6 років тому +3

      Cagatay Ocal then you’ll be asking can he be a public speaker

    • @tasfiquesaber7934
      @tasfiquesaber7934 6 років тому +9

      He does standup comedy and teaches most beautiful things at the same time!! Brilliant guy!

    • @Radioactivepaladin0703
      @Radioactivepaladin0703 5 років тому +7

      He is..A Halal comedian..

  • @bosssingh9791
    @bosssingh9791 6 років тому +34

    like who founds him funny lol

  • @muzamelpamir4336
    @muzamelpamir4336 5 років тому +1

    I want full video
    Please help me guys

  • @akou12
    @akou12 10 років тому +8

    Salam! Where is the full lecture?

    • @ZulfiqaarMedia
      @ZulfiqaarMedia  10 років тому +10

      Wa Alaikum Assalam Akhi!
      Forgot to put links, updated now. JazakAllahuKhair for reminding me :)
      The Strategy of Satan ~ Nouman Ali Khan ~ 24 May 2014
      The Strategy of Satan by Nouman Ali Khan | 877-Why-Islam

  • @ladyshadow9329
    @ladyshadow9329 5 років тому

    I always searching you even when I was in abroad yaa brother sheikh nouman sometimes I sleep with my headset in my ears then 1 day I'm really surprised someone 😕😠😅he's insult me nd judging me about u..that like he means I have something in my hear😅😕

  • @n2alps
    @n2alps 10 років тому +1

    Why is the wall behind him bending?

    • @ZulfiqaarMedia
      @ZulfiqaarMedia  10 років тому +8

      Its not a wall, its a plain white curtain/cloth type thing.
      There might be a fan on the floor or somewhere moving it

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 років тому

      because he was he was taking it in the ass

    • @n2alps
      @n2alps 8 років тому +2

      Joe Laursen
      May Allah guide you.

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 років тому

      +Dr.Spaceman nope. allah is in hell. and mohamed was a pig raper.

    • @mrheckles1972
      @mrheckles1972 8 років тому

      the wall was moving because he had a pig fucking him up the ass. just like Mohamed he is a sick pedophile.

  • @maryamredwan6487
    @maryamredwan6487 2 роки тому

    سبحان الله

  • @sujanaislam6361
    @sujanaislam6361 5 років тому +1

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • @hawzie_9023
    @hawzie_9023 5 років тому

    they're not trying to sexualize children but due to society's changes today, what's sexual back then is normal now

    • @chee-max6460
      @chee-max6460 5 років тому +1

      Then there will be a time when totally wrong would be today's normal, thats what he meant

    • @hawzie_9023
      @hawzie_9023 5 років тому +1

      @@chee-max6460 indeed

  • @mehraanwani7752
    @mehraanwani7752 6 років тому +2

    Satan is a diabolic one

  • @ayeshakunni4366
    @ayeshakunni4366 7 років тому +2

    👌👌👌💕💕💕

  • @ghareebadam340
    @ghareebadam340 5 років тому

    This is not the way our salaf used to explain Quran .

  • @abubakarahmad8014
    @abubakarahmad8014 3 роки тому

    ❣️

  • @yasmineelsawy3713
    @yasmineelsawy3713 3 роки тому

    Hahahahaha

  • @aimamoraki1105
    @aimamoraki1105 7 років тому

    😘😘😘

  • @rakibhasan987
    @rakibhasan987 7 років тому

    lol....

  • @irams8486
    @irams8486 8 років тому

    Haha

  • @akou12
    @akou12 10 років тому +1

    Just a question: why does he describe jannah in such a wierd way? Jannah is supposed to be extremely unmeasured and exotic. And he compares it to the sky? What

    • @n2alps
      @n2alps 10 років тому +5

      He is describing the size of Jannah, the same way it is found in the Quran [3:133 and 57:21].
      Despite the large area of Jannah, Iblees had to work very hard to tempt Adam & Eve (peace be upon them both) and narrow them down to this one particular tree.

    • @thenobody4591
      @thenobody4591 5 років тому

      Provin Ripon you're the evidence

  • @AwaisKhan-ne1fx
    @AwaisKhan-ne1fx 5 років тому +3

    I really wanna marry her but I’m fourteen 😭😂

  • @ghareebadam340
    @ghareebadam340 5 років тому

    Do not make tafsir from yourself .Just explain the word and do not give extra examples which is not mentioned in any of tafasir .