@@GeneralUhOh Why would you misspell something just to type about the misspelling in the comment. What were you even trying to say, that the tf2 meet the pyro heavy line is bad humor? Sure you may have an opinion but if you’re going to not make sense at all then why say anything in the first place. You are clearly not making any cents.
"Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of eating fast food never appears on the menu" - Ronald McDonald
@loyalty i gladly thank you for the useful fact anti guy from paper mario from Nintendo 64 for the very interesting and nice tip on substances for consumption that is quickly cooked
It's not even cheap anymore. Can't even get a burger, fries and drink for less than $20. Eating fast food regularly is only for the financially well-off nowadays. Thanks, inflation and government fiscal mismanagement! But hey, if the cost means people eat less of the albeit delicious crap, then at least it's not all bad.
@@greenshinigami5566 reminds me of the food critic episode of south park, where all the restaurant workers start putting their sperm into the burgers meant for the food critics!
0:24 Even though it's just a minor bit, but the idea of a fridge thief who works at a facility where anybody could die at any time is just downright diabolical
Fun fact: Ronald was phased out because he was stolen from another place, the whole gang was more or less as well. So once they were sued they had to get rid of them all and do something else
"Let's be honest with ourselves: We'll probably still eat it." Too real. One time my classmates and I were shown a video on how hotdogs were made. Everyone was grossed out while I was wishing it was Double Dog Day in the cafeteria.
Back in kindergarten we once had a show where Ronald McDonald visited us. He showd us magical tricks like putting a regular sized straw into one of those paper bags and pulling out a 4 meter long and 3 1/2 inches wide straw out of it. After seeing this, I wonder what else has been in his bag :D
I remember an SCP tale or something related to this SCP, where the food made from human organic matter is basically another dimension very similar to the main SCP universe, and the people there are killed and turned into the food by a Ronald McDonald entity. That would explain why they found DNA of exact people still alive and fine in the main SCP universe.
Yeah. NewScapePro did a video on that on their own SCP Animation channel. For those of you who aren’t aware, this tale would explain that SCP-5962 is actually the portal to our universe from a monstrously tall version of Ronald McDonald, which took over another world that was exactly identical to our. It turned the sky yellow, and began eating people whole, digesting them with its 27 stomachs, each one for the standard types of food served. Ronald now roams this wasteland, looking for survivors to feed on, exclusively humans, and personably I theorise he will come for our world next if that other one runs out of meat. Both food generators Ronald McDonald and Big Charlie are eldritch abominations formed from the greed of humanity. Speaking of Ronald, check out SCP-4486, a tulpa manifesting as Ronald McDonald, who started as something a bit more violent due to general awareness and occasional fear of him. As a result, the RMHC was created to pacify the beast. A beast that exists in cognition to this day.
I'd like to think there are insiders in certain fast food chains from the Foundation which would allow them to literally have an outlet of sorts open in one of their sites. Like, imagine a Starbucks at a containment site, or so many more.
@@liangonzalez523 I know that now. I admit that I hadn’t gotten to that part of the video when I made that reply, and actually went back to delete it out of embarrassment. Probably better that I leave it though.
Okay, that Big Charlie part is sort of making me a tad upset. Big Charlie is a work by Canadian freelance horror artist Trevor Hinderson. The author even had a little paragraph about how they asked Trevor for permission to make the SCP article, and gave credit to him of course.
how to solve this lunch break issue: bring food and keep it in the car. if it needs cooling keep it above an ice pack that you refreeze when you head back home. i cant believe an scp scientist cant even have logical thinking.
This isn’t all that bad, even with the ingredients in mind, as long as no one is killed and the food tastes and has the same affects as normal McDonald’s food, I wouldn’t hesitate eating stuff from him tbh.
The McDonald’s creature leads to an alternate reality where humanity is stalked by a McDonald’s demon and when eaten are barfed up by this thing and is heavily implied that this creature is just a juvenile version of that one. Big Charlie’s offspring are extremely violent to anyone that eats his meat and won’t stop growing
1:56 Well someone watch Meet the Pyro. Also, the intro of this made me think. Now, plenty of these researchers and other such personnel have lives. Personal houses, families, kids, etc. How do you explain your job to your family? Friends? Etc? I mean, to a degree, the Men in Black have the right idea. (Movie version.) THEIR agents not just work there, but live there. They no longer have civilian ID"s anymore, no longer have civilian lives anymore. To a degree....it seems logical that the SCP Foundation should do the same thing.
Don't know if there is one like this But one SCP that could be nice is one where if someone that has their parents or a parent dead enters this fast-food they suddenly regress to their child hood and see their dead parents in a table waiting for them to seat down and have a meal togheter As soon as they leave they are adults again and don't remember the encounter
since watching soylent green, the whole "the food is made out of people!" thing has worn off in shock value, but it doesn't necessarily get less disgusting.
If you reverse engineer it's cow based dna to primate based dna, the mcdonalds products would turn cow based instead of human's, but an SCP turning this good I see no way of happening.
Welcome to MC-D'S , it's your time . To beat the clown and leave this place behind . Your brain is feeling scrambled , the end is out of sight . But if you hold on longer , you might *Survive The Night .*
Okay, I don’t really understand what that means. But thanks for that clarification. I enjoy Trevor Henderson’s art and I thought they were just like “aah let’s just use that thing”
Somehow the most unrealistic part of this scp is the bejin McDonald's branch extracting oil and mc meals enough to make any profit, the transportation of already prepared and boxed food would far outweigh any profit
I'd probably still eat it as long as I don't exactly or personally know where it was from or how it was made. I mean, we all had a fair share of stray hair in our food. I personally know of some fastfood crew who tells stories of how a few regular karen-y client pisses them off and they "accidentally" mess with their orders.
My mom was a manager at McDonald's when I was a little kid in the 90's. There was one of those benches with a Ronald Mcdonald statue sitting there to put his arm behind you in the play place. I loved Ronald.
The saddest thing is even with all of the secrecy, detailed plan for practically every destruction event and talented personnel the organization only allow a 1 hour lunch break for its staff.
I would have to assume that the foundation would have a very high quality cafeteria. Good food is just one of the simplest ways to improve moral, and cheaper than better containment tech.
"And when it comes to fast food, few eateries are as prolific as the Golden Arches: McDonald's. And to clarify, this video is not sponsored." Oh, c'mon, when I clicked on this video, I was visited by a Pizza Hut commercial! XD
It's time to play the Austin Powers meme of "This coffee tastes like Sh*t!" And an SCP foundation researcher says in a British accent " It is Sh*t Austin!"
I’ve always been a fan of Ronald McDonald, ever since my 7th birthday. We had my party at McDonalds and Ronald performed magic tricks for me and my friends. Since then, that old clown always had a special place in my heart.
I had an uncle who was a professional Ronald McDonald. Creepiest dude I've ever met. Weirdest funeral I've ever been to or am likely to attend in the future. I'm not afraid of clowns or anything but everytime I see one I think of my uncle and his weird ass friends
"You fear no monster,but that scares you"
Everyone's making their version of this quote
The Heavy is SCP Explained - Stories & Animation
_I fear no man, but that thing…_
*(Insert SCP-Designation here)*
_It scares me…_
@@GeneralUhOh What
@@GeneralUhOh Why would you misspell something just to type about the misspelling in the comment. What were you even trying to say, that the tf2 meet the pyro heavy line is bad humor? Sure you may have an opinion but if you’re going to not make sense at all then why say anything in the first place. You are clearly not making any cents.
@@GeneralUhOh
They’re literally just quoting what was said on 1:54
"Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of eating fast food never appears on the menu" - Ronald McDonald
I do not believe Ronald McDonald said that but alr
@loyalty i gladly thank you for the useful fact anti guy from paper mario from Nintendo 64 for the very interesting and nice tip on substances for consumption that is quickly cooked
Sure it tastes “Good”
It's not even cheap anymore. Can't even get a burger, fries and drink for less than $20. Eating fast food regularly is only for the financially well-off nowadays. Thanks, inflation and government fiscal mismanagement!
But hey, if the cost means people eat less of the albeit delicious crap, then at least it's not all bad.
It does not taste good to me if its shit. I will never eat McDonalds food.
"The coffee was made from liquefied human feces"
Isn't that just normal McDonalds coffee.
Yep and the mayonnaise was semen,standard mcdonald ingredients
@@greenshinigami5566 reminds me of the food critic episode of south park, where all the restaurant workers start putting their sperm into the burgers meant for the food critics!
*APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA*
No.
No that's the expensive stuff. Too expensive for McDonald's. Look up cat poop coffee.
My wife: “did you know there was a whole lot of people who thought the SCPs were real?”
Me: “What amnestics have you taken today?”
Class A, probably?!
maybe 939 gas I forgot the name ik what happens
@@BraziLe0 lol
SCP 3000
*laughs in infohazards*
"The food and drinks that SCP-5962 vomits out are made from humans."
The guy that ordered extra mayo on his burger:👁👄👁
Consume the *N U T Burger*
Oh my god
Yummy 😋
Yum, yum, yum, burger and cum!
HAHAHAHAHA LOL
0:24 Even though it's just a minor bit, but the idea of a fridge thief who works at a facility where anybody could die at any time is just downright diabolical
More evil than the scarlet king himself
I didn’t even think about it like this lol
I'm so appreciative that the Meet the Pyro, as well as TF2 in general, still makes appearances in other mediums, even if it's just the quotes
Its surprisingly prolific on the internet
The quote for anyone wondering is something like "I fear no man but that thing it scares me."
Fun fact: Ronald was phased out because he was stolen from another place, the whole gang was more or less as well. So once they were sued they had to get rid of them all and do something else
From where
Not even close to being the truth
I thought it was because of the creepy clown attacks back in 2016 and the IT movie
@Vixen Lunastra pretty sure ronald was still used around mid 2010s. A google search also shows he was phased out at 2016
This is living proof that people can think up literally anything and make it good.
People can think up anything alright.
I find it funny that Clef is just there, in a McDonald's.
Then again, it's a totally Clef thing to do.
Now imagine Dr. Jack Bright.
CHAINSAW CANNONS
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dr. Clef, you mind telling me what you’re doing at McDonald’s?
betcha you cant catch me im a loose scp that nobody knows off
@@mycure0498 sir finishing this Big Mac
I love that the scp foundation is supposed to be secretive but in these everyone runs around with the scp logo on their shoulders
A bit like how in Torchwood the people working in the secret base hidden deep under Cardiff regularly ordered pizza from a local pizza shop.
"Let's be honest with ourselves: We'll probably still eat it."
Too real. One time my classmates and I were shown a video on how hotdogs were made. Everyone was grossed out while I was wishing it was Double Dog Day in the cafeteria.
Same bro am Mac Donald’s fanboy x100000000000
I don't care if fast food slowly kills me, depression would destroy me faster
Same here. But I have a really f^cked up childhood story that led me to being a jaded eater so I'll just drop it with... same here.
Lmao I saw that too and it barely affected me.
That video where this guy shows what's in chicken nuggets, then asks the kids who would still eat them, then they all raise their hands.
1:55 "You fear no monster, but that, thing, it scares you."
Nice "Meet the Pyro" reference!
Thanks for pointing that out dude, I’m so glad you did!!
@@xvi2383 thank you for thanking me for pointing it out 😊
Back in kindergarten we once had a show where Ronald McDonald visited us.
He showd us magical tricks like putting a regular sized straw into one of those paper bags and pulling out a 4 meter long and 3 1/2 inches wide straw out of it.
After seeing this, I wonder what else has been in his bag :D
Omg same!
Thinking about how many peopled kicked it, eating McDs, isn't surprising...
I remember an SCP tale or something related to this SCP, where the food made from human organic matter is basically another dimension very similar to the main SCP universe, and the people there are killed and turned into the food by a Ronald McDonald entity. That would explain why they found DNA of exact people still alive and fine in the main SCP universe.
Yeah. NewScapePro did a video on that on their own SCP Animation channel. For those of you who aren’t aware, this tale would explain that SCP-5962 is actually the portal to our universe from a monstrously tall version of Ronald McDonald, which took over another world that was exactly identical to our. It turned the sky yellow, and began eating people whole, digesting them with its 27 stomachs, each one for the standard types of food served. Ronald now roams this wasteland, looking for survivors to feed on, exclusively humans, and personably I theorise he will come for our world next if that other one runs out of meat. Both food generators Ronald McDonald and Big Charlie are eldritch abominations formed from the greed of humanity. Speaking of Ronald, check out SCP-4486, a tulpa manifesting as Ronald McDonald, who started as something a bit more violent due to general awareness and occasional fear of him. As a result, the RMHC was created to pacify the beast. A beast that exists in cognition to this day.
@DripSupply Nup.
SCP Animated also made a video on that 5962 tale
I want them to do a video on SCP-4052. Sandwich Police. Or maybe *SCP-4494*.
Edit: Did I do the bold thing right?
As someone who works the night shift at McDonald's I can confirm this is all true
🤣🤣
"I fear no man....but that...thing....it scares me"
- words from a fellow Heavy
I'll never forget my tuna sandwich and I'll never forgive the administrator
Vivá le revolution!
I'd like to think there are insiders in certain fast food chains from the Foundation which would allow them to literally have an outlet of sorts open in one of their sites. Like, imagine a Starbucks at a containment site, or so many more.
Wow im impressed, finally some scps that are useful and mostly benign. Not just more violent gore murder demons.
Ya should really read this SCP report on the SCP Wiki
Its a portal to a murder demon and heavily implied to be a juvenile version.
Only an SCP agent would order a coffee with a burger.
or someone that also works an around-the-clock job, like a doctor or cop.
its funny how the food
is made out of human and is yet
better than the slaughter house idea
PETA much?
Damn, imagine valuing animal lives more than human lives
@@TwiliPaladin bruh literally no humans are harmed by scp 5962
@@liangonzalez523 I know that now. I admit that I hadn’t gotten to that part of the video when I made that reply, and actually went back to delete it out of embarrassment. Probably better that I leave it though.
@@TwiliPaladin well I do for some animals
As a former McDonald’s employee I can say that all of this is 100% true.
Emphasize the former
Okay, that Big Charlie part is sort of making me a tad upset. Big Charlie is a work by Canadian freelance horror artist Trevor Hinderson. The author even had a little paragraph about how they asked Trevor for permission to make the SCP article, and gave credit to him of course.
Fortunately, big charlie is the ONLY T.H. monster allowed in the scp universe
Big Charlie freaks me out......🤢
I'd have to say that canonically I feel like Trevor might have been a part of the GOC if they wanted to fit his works in.
@@sbeveloaf1120 he could probably make more if he wanted to. His work is strange yet interesting
oh come on big Charlie it’s a lot cuter when compared to a lot of the other things in the foundations containment.
Clearly this author got bad service at a McDonalds and decided to get his own back lol.
how to solve this lunch break issue:
bring food and keep it in the car.
if it needs cooling keep it above an ice pack that you refreeze when you head back home.
i cant believe an scp scientist cant even have logical thinking.
This isn’t all that bad, even with the ingredients in mind, as long as no one is killed and the food tastes and has the same affects as normal McDonald’s food, I wouldn’t hesitate eating stuff from him tbh.
This vidéo only tells you half of the story
The McDonald’s creature leads to an alternate reality where humanity is stalked by a McDonald’s demon and when eaten are barfed up by this thing and is heavily implied that this creature is just a juvenile version of that one.
Big Charlie’s offspring are extremely violent to anyone that eats his meat and won’t stop growing
1:56 Well someone watch Meet the Pyro.
Also, the intro of this made me think. Now, plenty of these researchers and other such personnel have lives. Personal houses, families, kids, etc. How do you explain your job to your family? Friends? Etc? I mean, to a degree, the Men in Black have the right idea. (Movie version.) THEIR agents not just work there, but live there. They no longer have civilian ID"s anymore, no longer have civilian lives anymore. To a degree....it seems logical that the SCP Foundation should do the same thing.
I assumed they already did this, so this one is a surprise for me.
They don't all live there. I remember in the doorman story a mtf member was asked to live on site so it may suggest they have personal lives.
Would YOU want to live in a place that functioned as a jail for monsters and storage for cursed items?
Based off other SCP’s, their family (ie spouses and kids) know about it and live somewhat close by
Surprised the McDonalds Sprite isn't its own SCP.
Or the ice cream machine.
Or the nuggets.
Or the PlayPlace...
Or the toilets
McDonald's nuggets are trash. 👎
The Sprite is crisp af tho.
@@KB-si5fx Nobody asked nor cares.
Well, now that even tops Gorefield. Weirdest SCP I've ever heard of.
Don't know if there is one like this
But one SCP that could be nice is one where if someone that has their parents or a parent dead enters this fast-food they suddenly regress to their child hood and see their dead parents in a table waiting for them to seat down and have a meal togheter
As soon as they leave they are adults again and don't remember the encounter
348 is somewhat like that
@@antrex6940 gonna look that one
"And of course the icecream is made-" I don't care how disgusting they haven't fixed the machine in years!
So true.
"And of course, the ice cream is-"
"FINALLY available lets hope for your sake!"
"um..."
xD
since watching soylent green, the whole "the food is made out of people!" thing has worn off in shock value, but it doesn't necessarily get less disgusting.
If you reverse engineer it's cow based dna to primate based dna, the mcdonalds products would turn cow based instead of human's, but an SCP turning this good I see no way of happening.
I really appreciate that you can see them prepare the food nowadays.
they are still just assembling pre-prepared foods tho
Welcome to MC-D'S , it's your time .
To beat the clown and leave this place behind .
Your brain is feeling scrambled , the end is out of sight .
But if you hold on longer , you might *Survive The Night .*
Austin Powers: Crikey! This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It IS shit!
Austin: Oh, good. It's not just me. Tastes a bit nutty...
LOL
You know Big Charlie is the creation of Trevor Henderson, not created by SCP
Yes,but the author is already asked permision to trevor
Okay, I don’t really understand what that means. But thanks for that clarification. I enjoy Trevor Henderson’s art and I thought they were just like “aah let’s just use that thing”
You skipped the best part, where they explore the inter dimensional space inside the clown
Ya they did
The real anomaly is how much Content this channel can pump out a week
Who TF decided to make MeatCanyon parody into an SCP?😳
Stick with Wendy's. Her food isn't born from an eldritch horror.
Somehow the most unrealistic part of this scp is the bejin McDonald's branch extracting oil and mc meals enough to make any profit, the transportation of already prepared and boxed food would far outweigh any profit
Xiao pfp Xiao pfp Xiao pfp
Depends on whether factor in Transporting raw materials vs this way.
Still Fry oil would be profitable at least
2:26 not as eager to suck down a diet coke... i gotta get matpat on this
I really feel like each site would have a cafeteria.
One random scp scientist: where's Ronald Mcdonald? *sigh* I miss him
Ronald Mcdonald: *you called?*
SCP-4158
Didn't know 682 had a little brother.
You fear no monster, but that "thing"... Scares you
*...but will still fill you with determination, no matter what.
I like McDonalds... "UNTIL I SAW THIS VIDEO! "
"You still haven't tried your Big Mac. Is something wrong? I'd hate to see you go home hungry."
I'd probably still eat it as long as I don't exactly or personally know where it was from or how it was made.
I mean, we all had a fair share of stray hair in our food.
I personally know of some fastfood crew who tells stories of how a few regular karen-y client pisses them off and they "accidentally" mess with their orders.
“You fear no monster, but that thing, it scares you.”
Heavy weapons Doctor
I said it once and I’ll say it again, I don’t care what my McDonald’s meal is made out of so long as my order is correct.
That's probably less likely to happen then it actually being people.
My mom was a manager at McDonald's when I was a little kid in the 90's. There was one of those benches with a Ronald Mcdonald statue sitting there to put his arm behind you in the play place. I loved Ronald.
Wait.. so Happy is more unsettling than a unkillable reptile that hates humanity or.. the Scarlet King himself?
Is it a surprise?
yes..........
The saddest thing is even with all of the secrecy, detailed plan for practically every destruction event and talented personnel the organization only allow a 1 hour lunch break for its staff.
I would have to assume that the foundation would have a very high quality cafeteria. Good food is just one of the simplest ways to improve moral, and cheaper than better containment tech.
Glad I have a very strong stomach. And yes I'm still eating at McDonald's.
"let's be honest with ourselves: we'll probably still eat it"
*you're god damn right*
this is why you either eat from jim's burgers or in n out. those are the best.
Honestly don't and wouldn't mind it. Both the SCP's could solve world hunger in a reasonably good way without any true victims. Why not let them?
I have no problem eating Soylent Green McDonald's as long as it tastes right and my body processes it the same way.
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S X MCDONALDS X SCP? THE MOST EPIC COLLABORATION I HAVE EVER SEEN
"one night at McDonald's"
That sounds like a bad horror game
Kinda sad the FNAF community is dead as hell.
I don't know what's so bad about this. McDonalds food already tastes like testicles
If you think this is going to stop me having McDonalds, think again.
Me in 0:30 :That is not your sandwich, that is OUR sandwich
the food from the scp: *literally discusting stuff*
me: you still can't make me not eat mcdonalds
"And when it comes to fast food, few eateries are as prolific as the Golden Arches: McDonald's. And to clarify, this video is not sponsored."
Oh, c'mon, when I clicked on this video, I was visited by a Pizza Hut commercial! XD
The real things they do to meat are scarier than any scp xD
I'm so grateful that I watched this while eating Wendy's instead.
The most unrealistic part of this is that the food would make it to a restruant still fresh
i love whoever decided to give it a tiny cat bell on its collar
Finally, an Ice cream machine that works
It's time to play the Austin Powers meme of "This coffee tastes like Sh*t!" And an SCP foundation researcher says in a British accent " It is Sh*t Austin!"
Me: So, where did you guys get all this McDonald’s food?
Farmer: ;-;
As a McDonald's employee I cannot confirm nor deny this information at this time.
1:55 Omg they did the reference
I’ve always been a fan of Ronald McDonald, ever since my 7th birthday. We had my party at McDonalds and Ronald performed magic tricks for me and my friends. Since then, that old clown always had a special place in my heart.
"it's bones are industractable"
Wolverine:Am I a joke to you
“You’re burger could have humans in it”
Me: “I think I’ll take my chances”
I'm actually eating McDonald's right now. Didn't know there was a McDonald's SCP.
This is my favorite UA-cam channel
Whoever came up with this SCP is a legend
"That thing...it scares me."
May TF2 LIVE FOREVER
This was one of my favorite SCP's
I had an uncle who was a professional Ronald McDonald. Creepiest dude I've ever met. Weirdest funeral I've ever been to or am likely to attend in the future. I'm not afraid of clowns or anything but everytime I see one I think of my uncle and his weird ass friends
Meat is meat, as long as it comes from something that was alive- it's all good. :)
*Slowly continues eating Big Mac*
This "remote location" is an accurate description of where I live :(
I watched this as I was having a Spicy Chicken sandwich, a large fry and a sweet tea from McDonald’s.
“Welcome to McDonalds,”
“Do you want a phucking beeschurger?”
“Chicken nuggets.”
Nothing anomalous here, that's exactly how McDonald's food is made
I wonder what SCP Grimace would be like? It already has Grim in its name.
Note to self, avoid watching SCP Foundation lore videos while eating.
This explains a lot. The horrible coffee especially. And as for the ice cream goes, that machine hasn't been fixed in years.
So its basically Big Charlie (SCP 4158) combined with Gorefield (SCP 3166), but for Mcdonald's instead of Garfield
I want to achieve that level of carefree. To where I see a monster in my house and am like "you know what..... let's see how this plays out."
Good thing I haven't been to a McDonalds in over 5 years