measures you for your new fursuit [Furry ASMR]
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
- let me measure you so your fursuit will have perfect fit :D
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"business is going very good these days b-b-b-but we're also doing really bad"
this has ace attorney witness energy
Your not a mistake your just a another fatherless child
LMFAO TOO ACCURATE
OBJECTION! Comically large spoon
Tapper: I’ve measured 60,000,000,000 furries worldwide
Naur omg
*confused screaming*
“Worldwide”😳
Around the world starts playing
@@hazord-the-protohusky2683 lol😂
Dasalot ov furr
I’m not a furry and don’t plan on being one but this is relaxing
Agreed my good sir
UwU y not
@@danellmertes7130 because I’m 13
And I’m not into that stuff
@@connorisbro652 ok I'm not trying to convince you but hiw does you being 13 mean you can't be a furry
“*sniff sniff* did you bring snacks..?” So cute
yeah! ^w^
>Question 1: How big are your feet?
Me: Uhoh...
>Question 2: How old are you?
Me: UHOH...
Nah question one was : Do you have any snacks
Nvm I zoned out till the snack part
I thought the same
Paws or maws?
Imagine just: Question 3: "are you a boy or a girl?"
You can’t tell me the snacks moment didn’t radiate iPad kid energy 😂😂✨
“you got games on your phone”
Hahaha that's seems like my cousin
BAHAHA
>ask to measure your ears
> refuses to elaborate
>measure your ears
truly this is asmr dog
Me: *reads only “Measure you”* oh it’s gonna be one of these
yooooo Dooom guy why you pog
@@detonation8236 in my spare time I like to relax, sometimes I do set of pushing my hands together relaxing as I smash someone’s skull in, again for relaxation ASMR helps me relax and channel my energy for relaxation, like for example I break someone’s neck instead of rip it off, there for I am relaxed
ok srry pog
@@QobyJack why must you disobey God and watch furry asmr
@@pogfish4701 god is dead and I killed him
i’m not into furrys at all but this is oddly relaxing
Assimilate
@@TwistedFireX lol
Same
Its too late you've already been exposed...
Cap ur user says cow
i love how this already has 100 views in less than 5 minutes
1.200 in one hour now lol
*The furrys power*
Its better than dream yt
@@miranda5612 mkp0 ok m0ppppkmkmkplk
@@miranda5612 mkkkpp0 ok I'll mkmlpp
Me who’s actually planning on getting a fur suit: 🤩 :o
Thats great! You go girl/dude!
You do it I did it and its awesome having one !!
I want one but my brother will think I'm weird so no 😢
No joke I thought I would be laughing, but the fur movement sounds so soothing.
I remember when I thought that furries were all stupid and gay and ugly. But now that I have been in the fandom for a year now. My eyes have been opened. I now see that this fandom is beautiful and not ugly at all. Even my profile pic is of me wearing my custom made wooden mask that I made. I don't have a fursuit I just wear this wooden mask and a few other things and I walk in. But thank you to all of you.
You can make that 60,000,000,001 happy customers now
My man just measured 10x the population of earth
asmr dog: 👁️⚫👁️
👅
me feeling the tingles: 👁️👄👁️
Me 5 minutes later:😑
i be hating on furries but in the inside i’m jealous of the suits 😢😢😢 they are so pretty always
Man, please. Don't hate on us. We get so much hate already
@@paxington5822 I’m not a furry but I don’t think you guys deserve hate
@@KeaneJ123 I'm glad you believe that
@@KeaneJ123 thanks for being a rational respectful person.
Funny boi here 😎👌
Also 7:03
Oh yeah that seems safe and trusting. "Hey, hey John! Where did you say you found this guy's business again?" lol
EDIT: This video is oddly, VERY relaxing. I love it!
I mean... I can’t say I’m surprised something like this exists, but I sure can’t say I expected it
If only I could afford a fursuit :( Oh well, great video! Love your content!
I fall asleep to a different video then wake and see this was posted
I mean-
Are you dissapointed? 🤷 This is some good asmr
@@far6906 I'm not complaining 🤷♂️
@@Fluffycatswag nice
I love how you said 60 billion furries when theres only 8 billion
I was thinking....
Where can i find this portal to another world?
Thou'ith shalt first confront the book of fuzziness and fluff. It will lead you to a old house and you will confront a group old fursuiters. They will ask you a riddle and you must answer it. If answered correctly they will guild you to the gates of what look like a old convention. They will then open the gates and you will find the magical world of fursonia
L. O. L.
@@iloveyouguys3070 lol
When yoda commits another mass shooting on furrycon i heard a portal will open to a furrycon where you can shoot em all
@@chikxra not what i needed to hear but ok
I am surprised on how well I can hear you through the suit
i would love to be a furry but i have no artistic talent also
the magic ruler~~ taa daaa
Awwww but u can always learn! Or u can create a character for urself and then commission others to draw them.
@@aboiugly4700 i dont have the moneyyyy
@@meulinleijon2018 hahahaha me neither! But if u will ever see a post that is saying that that user is giving free art (requests or raffles) than u can maybe get an art piece by them without paying! (It's a good alternative) or u can actually try and follow some tutorials on UA-cam! It's full of them! And remember, if u want to achieve something u will always find a way! U can always contact me if u have any issue
@@aboiugly4700 oh im a professional artist i have no problem with drawing charachters! i just cant make a fursuit. so im resorting to trying to find a dinomask to paint
@@meulinleijon2018 aaaaaaaaaaaah!! Sorry! I misunderstood!! Heck I am so sorry!! Hahahah XD furries don't need necessarily a fursuit! U just need a character that is an anthropomorphic animal (creature too) that u can personalize as u feel like and then BOOM that's it!
I relaxed so much thanks for the asmr asmr dog
You forgot this ,
@@cryleth the editor says:
Oh sorry, my bad, I'm here to get fitted for 17th century metal plate armor
Oh sorry that's the other Taylor next door.
PFF
oh, its the OTHER type of autistic
As long as this guy ain’t an o’driscoll then leave him be, he did pretty well actually
I wanted to say something that related to rdr2 but i was too lazy to think of anything so... Tahiti, money, ARTHUR!!!
Well, if ya want all that I got a plan
@@dutchvanderlinde3227 You always got a plan Dutch
This would not be a bad Business idea. just imagine a Taylor Store just for fur suits(walk in of course). it would be easier for the fur suit maker and the client.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
I would honestly love that.
Yay I’m early this is amazing keep up the work my
Fluffy friend
Michiru
@@primarose1286 yes I love michiru and bna lol
@@spookyboi9693 ^w^
“Did you bring snacks?” Oh no you found the weed
Hol up-
21:36 AWWW THATS SO CUTE!!!
You know they're cute when you tape a 12 foot poster of them on your wall
Favorite type of asmr, thank you, its amazing.
UwU
this gives me coraline vibes for some reason
4:47 def knows what hes doing
I love your roleplay videos ^w^ They're so fun and wholesome
Measuring me for my fur suit? Are you assuming I have money lol
If I had the money I probably wouldn't buy one. But that's just my opinion. More of an online furry
@@paxington5822 yoo same. Knowing me I would probably spend it all on t-shirts and music lmao
YES! TRANSFORM ME INTO FLUFFY BEAR !!! I WILL HUG ALL!
Transform me into a dead person bc this is cringe
@@chikxra yeah cool no one asked
@@muggy87 that's why your comment has 1 like which is probably yourself
@@chikxra what ever dude
@@chikxra You hate on furrys but yet you leave a comment on every furry video. Hmmm kinda suspicions.
7:21
When your sona actually has huge ears
ah yes, my time has come
But are they floppy
@@typicalfurry2747 very
Doggo + asmr = Heaven
me- i better be a fox
tapper- you wish
*cries in fennec*
Yayyyyy new videos!!!!!! I love these so much
Man, these measuring skills are beyond >.>
Absolutely perfect ❤️
you are just perfect man i love your videos hopefully soon you will achieve greater achievements which is what you deserve congratulations ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Every time I listen to this I fall asleep in minutes which is nice because I’m not good at falling asleep
Your a furry and gay respect
Him:
Me: uhhhh I want to wear it please 😃
bro this video is really calming not sure what's with it but it's the only video I watch I have watched it 4 times
60 billion? So you have travelled to the furry planet AND also did this on the hooman planet?
Me: Ok,now give it to me.
I want it,please.
I know its fake but,LET ME SEE A BLACK PICTURE-
Calm down Sarv!
I turned into a furry at the age of 6 and not even 2 weeks ago I brought it out to my family I'm proud of myself and everyone else should be proud of something
Wow you started off pretty young I joined the fandom at 11
Well that's one less thing to worry about...
Please do another one of these Ive watched this one like 30 times. Perfect for sleep
YES! Right on time for my snooze
1:57 snack time
Me when someone walks in room .... ** sniff . Sniff sniff ** DiD yOu BrInG sNaCkS .... **head tilt **.. can I has 1
EATS ENTIRE CONTENTS OF BAG ... AND BAG
No explanation as to why but this is the tingliest thing ever. Keep coming back to this video after ages. Please do a part 2!!
There are only 7 Billion people on earth? THIS MAN FITS FURRY ALEINS
the tingles start coming but then you say silly things that make me laugh and i lose it. i dont know if i should watch these videos to laugh or to get tingles
i was scared for a moment cuz when he asked "are you eating snacks" i was eating an apple and a bagle at 6 am
how much will a fursuit cost?
🤔
Perfect video, 10,000,000/10
$0 bc i will burn them all
ª
@@chikxra that's what she said about your braincells.
I don’t know sorry :/
This title reminds me of something
My brain..five night at freddys
I’m loving that he keeps posting vids this week 😁😁😁
9:03 boooooom that was loud
Furry approved to the cool people list: ✅
Me in my mind when he says that he has served 60 million people then I realise that if there are 80 billion people on Earth only 20 billion people are not furrys!
Im definatley gonna take inspiration from your asmr videos 😤👌🏻💙
I could cuddle this guy any day
Yes
277.76 hours times 100 = 27776 hours and a human life is 692,040 hours so he could of technically measure 60B furry's MATH
"Do you have your other arm" like huh do I O ly have one😂😂😂
Isn’t that used for measuring tiles in a home
I'm getting a new doom preator suit (for people who play doom eternal)
*Measures you* is all I needed
bro you messed up my suit >:/
Damn if only i could afford a fursuit
You can get a partial fursuit it's what he has the head, paws and feet it might be cheaper than a full size fursuit.
I dont like much the furry fandom, but i like dis
The first stage is always denile
Hi im new i really find this video the best asmr 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️ i fell asleep smiling
I’m getting a fursuit made rn, and it’s coming in may and I can assure you I had to take 637298292 measurements. 😓
Oopses, my suit is a little big around the waiste!
it always feels great to be ✨early✨
No
I said it in spanish, so you won't understand 😎
@@juanbautistabustos2460 -,-
Did you get the ak-47 so we can shoot some furries? Yoda said he got some bombs the last time he did a mass shooting
@@chikxra who asked? Gtfo kiddo, if you're not furry just don't watch it and don't comment.
@@chikxra I hope it blows up
fluffy dogga relaxes me everyday ;v;
I don't want to be a furry but if u want MAN I WILL
is it bad that I want to pet his nose?
Perfect timing I’m about to get my third fursuit
Im about to get my third cringe
rather original aren’t we 😀
@@Perryishappy1527 let's commit mass shooting on furrycon like yoda did
@@chikxra daring today arent we? kid get out of here with unoriginal threats
@@SpikeLaur Yeah... With your pfp you're a 12 yrs old kid get out, thx
Love me some good furry content
Nice carpenter ruler
60 billion flurries that's more flurries than earth's population so you serve aliens too
Yeah
I love you and love your videos I love furrys
I'm fr curious on how that measuring tool works... like, you can't really use it like a regular ruler because it doesn't go 180 all the way, so what is it used for normally? Makes great sounds tho I'm ngl
Once i get a fursuit, ill consult this video lol
My youtube history was more or less normal until I got sleepy
Gordon feetman
Fun and all but is this 2050 where furries take over the world
I already have a Fursuit.! And her name is Kora.!!
It’s not good enough
@@Daisy-uw5oz what not good enough.??
@@koraanimates8065 your fursuit, this guy will hook you up with a new one
@@Daisy-uw5oz um ok. And.???
@@koraanimates8065 :|
Its there like 7billion ppl in the world
No se si escribo esto por estar tan ebrio a las 12:22 am. pero en verdad te quiero mucho aunque no hable tu idioma muy bien
Google translate was one of the only good recent things UA-cam has done.
Not ok with furries but this man is certified
What’s up with furries?
me: see this video
also me: *heavy metal music start*
howdey
interesting and relaxing 👌😔