Taylor Tomlinson Talks Elon Musk’s DOGE Squad of Young Goons
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Taylor Tomlinson discusses Elon Musk’s unelected goon squad of young tech bros currently plugging their computers into the US Treasury system, including a 19-year-old nicknamed Big Balls.
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if only Elon spent this much time with his actual kids
Come on now, he carried around his little meat shield, Wifi-Password Musk, for a couple weeks when he was afraid of getting Mangioneed.
Nah, I'd fear for those kids' safety given his company. Certified lover boy...
He probably couldn't pick out the offspring of his desperate baby mommas from a lineup.
Oh snap!
I wouldn’t wish that on his daughter Vivian
My laughter isn't due to humor. It's nervous laughter due to absolute terror.
It’s giving Ralph Wiggum’s “haha I’m in danger”
As it should be. Watching late night show hosts crack jokes about this situation reminds me of V for Vendetta.
Cry. The grift is over. Cry.
Glad you are speaking up. Everyone who has a platform needs to tell this insane and gruesome reality so we do not lose our democracy. So thanks Taylor.
It was gone two months after January 6th when it was clear that Trump wasn't going to trial for his televised role in the insurrection.
after Midnight is where i go to get a break from the politcal, but Taylor is really good at guaging when its just too serious to let it slide.
Democracy was over when Trump wasn't promptly tried for Jan 6th.
Democracy is not having government agencies spending money to develop corona virus, microbrain. Nobody voted for that.
@@Chris_Donovan one could make same/better case for it being over when the Constitution was amended by the [packed] Supreme Court 1) to give Stormy's Little Mushroom a pass ie exemption from the 14th amendment [state supreme courts found] barred him from office then 2) to give him imperial immunity from all prosecution [that he "needed" even though 2.5 centuries of presidents didn't]. ..
However, although democracy is obviously under seige, and Mump [DC's new power couple] are clearly doing their utmost to undermine it, the fat lady has not yet sung. Trump is immune but Musk is not. Trump can't be prosecuted but his unconstitutional moves can be documented, injuncted and stopped, and all his codefendents can be jailed by state courts Trump can't touch.
Mump are already running scared, taking big risks [aka desperation moves] in order to avoid having to get their moves approved by congress, like the constitution says they have to. ..because they know that it will break their microscopic edge of loyalists in congress. The resulting Trumpster fire may end with 2 or 3 splinter Republican parties and almost certainly a consitutional crisis. [we're already in one, but it will have to be formally recognized soon].[notably, Trump has already set the record for most bipartisan vote for impeachment in American history]. John Roberts wants Republican rule, but not at the expense of putting his name on the meltdown of the Republic...and he's running out of figleafs.
This is going to go extra innings.
Thank you so much for using your platform to speak truth to power.... In a funny way. It really absolutely matters. Thank you so much!
Thank you for speaking out against these goons, Taylor!!
Tomlinson is one of the courageous ones. Keep up the truth telling.
Thank you for broadening exposure to this story.
I love that Wired chose that picture 🤣👌🏽
She’s getting more polished every day. This woman is going to be one of the greats.
is one of great
maybe, but she is on wrong side of history.
@@archigoel History teaches us that this comment is untrue.
I love Taylor. But she is slurring a bit tonight. I wonder if she had a little drinky-poo before the show.
Absolutely 100%. I feel like we don't deserve this amazing comedian but hell we friggin NEED HER right now so thank the the universe etc...
Hope she will one day tour the UK, but right now let's be frank, sadly the US needs her more.
I practically had to take out a loan to fill up my truck… three airplane crashes… no progress on fixing inflation, but billionaires lining up for handouts of our tax dollars! 😕
Are you ready to go boots on the ground in Gaza?
Gaza and middle east are not our problem. Republicans are.
@@stephenlewis6922i mean, why would US contractors feel safe being protected by Israelis who just got done committing war crimes in Gaza?
@@stephenlewis6922 Maybe some of us 'are ready to go boots on the ground in' Washington D.C.
hi so "Big Balls" is actually named Edward Coristine.
he's a freshman undergrad at Northeastern University majoring in mechanical engineering
Sidenote: because of the order on DEI, the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at Northeastern has now been renamed the Office of "Belonging"
chilling
HE IS A HERO. I AM SENDING HIM CASH.
But you. Doxxing a 19 year old. You are like most leftists. Just horrible. The likes you get are from the other monsters of hatred. You deserve each other.
Dude--this is a waking nightmare.
..... again 🥺
@@KOKO-uu7yd its much worse this time.
Last time they didn't have a blueprint for fascism, they were just stumbling into it.
Yeah, the grift is over. Cry. Eff off…parasites.
@jv-lk7bc
Only the dumbest people agree with you 😂
@ settle down there, Tuggly. Calling the educated “dumb” is hilarious. You get laughed at when you troll like this-I don’t think that is the effect you were going for. 🤷🏻♀️
Don't call them engineers. Engineers take ethics pledges.
No they don't. Wtf
@@personaladdress3539What do you mean they don't?! Here in Brazil at least they do
depends on what field the engineering is done, but yeah, for 'software" engineers there are no pledges/guilds afaik
(FYI: I'm a software engineer :D)
@@frydac why coders don't deserve to be called engineers. Real engineers have a civic conscience.. like doctors. Even lawyers have enforcable ethics standards.
coders are more like PR/advertising people than they are like engineers. No ethical standard whatsoever.
( though even advertisers have to think about truth in advertising laws, so even they have a higher standard to live up to).
@@xblful here in Asia they don't
Sad monologue but still excellent.
Each day I’m flipping wildly between screaming in rage, curling up in a ball sobbing, and shuffling like a zombie in an apocalypse. Taylor gives me hope. We can’t pretend it’s not happening, but we can laugh together and feel less alone.
Why would you react like that? Its a serious question too.
So happy to see your success, Taylor. We love you.
I know it was a sad monologue, but I’m grateful to Taylor and the writers for doing it. No pressure, but your show is kinda keeping me sane right now.
Taylor is a consummate professional and a legend! Always delivers!
U guys I love this Ty for calling it out!!!! So important I knew I loved this person slayy queen
After Midnight is the best thing to happen since the pandemic. Thanks for the lols Taylor.
Best monologue of the year
"Doge Bags" use it
more like Paw Patrol
Elect a clown, expect a circus. Enjoy the ride 🙂
That saying should be on T-shirts and billboards😮
Elect a monster, expect a horror show. There's no turning back now.
Taylor is best when saying things. These times need it, we need it
Elon flunked out of the Stanford business school.
F elon's UPe nn "tran script s" are under irrevocable lock and seal
The only thing he has done right is crash stuff. Rockets, Twitter, the election
@@stephenlewis6922 SpaceX is doing amazing work despite its association with Musk :(
@@leannevandekew1996 and the F elon's Yew Pann tran scripts are under perm anent ciel
@@leannevandekew1996 PS: the choppy/phonetic spellings are because YT's deletion algorithms seem to have it out for my unflattering posts...
“fElon and the interns” would be great name for a really crappy garage band. Their songs “Fash is cool (I wanna be like Hitler)”, and “I bought the U.S. for a song” would be big hits with the MAGA cult.
Houndstoooooooooth!
Seriously her fashion team has just given up at this point. I mean it doesn't look bad, and it's classic but... yeah
I like it
@@AngelinaThumbelina8 That's what you focused on from that monologue ?
@@anemicpeasantry7698 No. It was my first thought when she walked out. Then I listened to her monologue.
I thought it was dazzle camouflage to make it difficult for enemy submarines to guage her distance and speed.
You GO Girl🎉 Lovin your monologues 😅😂😅😂
And can't even rent a car.
@sneauxone
18 yr olds are protecting atomic bombs, flying military plans, and running nuclear submarines, along with many other impressive things. Just because you were mentally deficient at 18, doesn’t mean other people are. For Christ sake, Dems floated the idea of lowering the voting age to 16. Spare me 🙄
Taylor❤
That was an excellent monologue.
haha, I'm not clapping Taylor!
That Jimmy Neutron joke *chef's kiss*
Seriously, though, I'm terrified.
Taylor you are awesome at this & I hope to see you more💜❤💥💥
Congratulations on getting a swear word onto network television. In the image of the Bulls in the China shop, there is a sign in the lower left that says "Do Epic shit." 😅
3:05 Did Taylor just quote the great thinker Glenn Quagmire...? 😆
I think it’s a doctor Dre reference.
👏 👏 Queen
she never misses
Great monologue!
So in this alternate universe, princess Leia is a comedian.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Absobloodylutely hilarious 🧡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spot on
I tried to take a bearing on Taylor's position, speed and direction, but I couldn't due to her dazzle camouflage
I don't have anything to add besides the fact that I really enjoyed your comment and wanted to tell you
preach
She’s a great host. Telling horrible news but I feel good somehow
It's going to be a rough four years.
Understatement of the year.
It won't just be four years. They are installing a theocratic apartheid regime, their goal is resegregation.
Are you sure it's going to be just four years?!
bold to assume we're going to last four years
Yeah heaven forbid our tax dollars will be wasted less
"Big Balls in Cowtown" a real song, I swear. Bob Wills does the zaniest version. Looks like Cowtown in DC from here. Love ya Taylor! 💙
Thanks for making me laugh despite the horror that is this reality
One of the greatest openings ever performed
Spot on.
i love it. Leon deserves this and so much more.
Oh no!! Taylor in houndstooth? Someone help me pick my jaw up off the floor! Never knew my eyes could straight up elongate like those cartoon wolves we used to see!!
Hey, Taylor! Oooh, nice pattern
Hello, beautiful 😍 the houndstooth power suit goes SO hard ✨ but, aside from the physicality of it all. I LOVE the way this woman thinks. Her mind is amazing.
Democrats literally don’t have the legal power to stop them dude, what are they supposed to do
Great outfit great monologue 🧿
Like a weeping willow in the rain.
2:50 yes the US military does that. Where they put young officers in charge of seasoned troops.
Hard for this to be funny. This is as serious as it gets
GG
Brilliant
DOGE needs to look at DOGE for government waste.
Houndstooth!
Excellent houndstooth
When I clicked on the thumbs up icon, it went from 3.4K to 3.5K. So my vote is worth 100 of yours.
💕💕💕
What Elon's doing in that pic is showing us what the ratings of these shows will be between now and the end of 2028.
This season of "The Downfall of USA" is insane!
Excellent
These kids' parents needed to raise them better.
Taylor, this checkered suit ... are you the new brand ambassador for Ann Taylor? 😅
3LON really pissed off the wrong comedian. One of the most non-political LN hosts takes shots at the "special gov. employee" on the show every chance she gets. 😏
If they teach trump how to play on a game system in the Oval Office, that would make the government more efficient
don't worry Taylor, those young guys' parents wont have health insurance for long.
I love this outfit!!!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Democrats may let us down, but the After Midnight writers always come through!
Great monologue. Sad to see so many easily duped people cheering on the richest man in the world stealing their private data in the comments...
Ignoring the multiple bulls in the china shop for just a moment- it really feels like TayTom and her writers are hitting their fucking stride when it comes to these monologues. This might be the best one yet, but I thought that after the Better Man bit as well so I don't think I'm the best judge. It seems like she's found her voice in this role, and it's time these start being 10+ minutes like Colbert, Seth, and the Jimmy's. Bonus...that outfit fuckin slaps
Seconded, PLEASE
hellya. f*ck a couch. more TT.
Hodgman! Love that guy!!!
Please get bill burr so he can rail on Elon and Trump!!!!
She’s doing a pretty good job herself.
@ yup I’d love to see their dynamic. Josh Johnson, bill burr, Jon Stewart with Taylor as host.
Sad monolog is truth❤
I love her hair
HOUNDSTOOTH!
These monsters think that wanting to help other people is a flaw that you should be fired for. While stealing as much money as you can is a good thing. Completely sick.
Gonna be a long four years for thems whats lives so long.
Sad But True, ain't just a little ditty by James and Lars.
1:20 These baby Broligarchs are the age of Leonardo Di Caprio's girlfriends.
Tax the rich 🤑💰🎉
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manifestation is about focus.
Lol what's he going to do... write everything down?
Hating the news. Loving the suit! ❤️🇨🇦
Is your outfit like that to confuse German u-boats as to your exact distance and direction?
I'm a german U-Boot myself and I'm distracted by the outfit
T-Tom as Debbie Downer. Sad face emoji.
Video game development practices makes it to politics
shoulda been bernie.
In 2016
@@H43N sometimes I dream about what the country might be like had Bernie not been cheated in 2016. We should be celebrating his 8 years in office and a more peaceful world.
Maybe instead of the Democrats, you should be blaming the people who voted for Trump
"..., unfortunately"
It sounds like she has an AI audience. What do you call an NPC that observes other NPC's?! A BOT FARM!
This millionaire is complaining about a group of people performing an audit on where common folks' hard earned money goes and why we are in debt way over our head while people clap and cheer like trained seals.
This is why America is in so much debt and was in rapid decline for 4 years.
Why is it that people want corruption cleaned up, but when it is being handled, they get super upset?🤔🤔
Isn’t that Bettie Page on the DOGE bro’s pinup poster? Nice! Appreciate the deep cut. Though maybe an AI generated this for y’all 🤔
Glad to see someone lambast the Democrats for all but permitting what is happening, truly no idea what is going through their heads
pro tip: watch today's outfit on an old CRT tv
That's funny.
i kept wondering why some people could just think about what they wanted and somehow get it. i tried affirmations, vision boards, all of it-but nothing seemed to stick. then i found Vibrations of Manifestation by Alex Lane. this ebook explained why i was blocking my own results without even realizing it. the way it breaks down energy alignment makes so much sense. since reading it, my whole approach has changed.