🔥 Big thanks to youtooz.com/ for making my vinyl figure into a VRChat avatar! Without them the cult wouldn't have been possible.🔥 Enter the SwaggerSouls collectible giveaway at bit.ly/totally-a-giveaway-and-not-a-cult-membership
@@bluething8118 You can, but I've heard the bath water thing is a scam. Plus youtooz is sold out of the misfits figures so you're screwed regardless of what you buy.
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! How does it, uh... how does it work?
The 90 of us who saw this comment prior to the edit will never let you forget that absolute bruh moment where you mistook Vocoder for auto-tune. Just an absolutely disgusting bruh moment. *Dabs in shame*
Out of everything in this video, for some reason whenever he said Charge it sounded filled with such raw emotion and intensity, as if he were truly leading a crusade of yeets
Me: Finally I got my Swaggertoy Me: Wait what happens if I take off the helmet Me:*Takes helmet off* SwaggerToy:*flashes bright light* Me: Ah Im blind I can't see anything Swaggersouls at my window:Nice try bitch Swagger running away:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Swagger: Theyre super valueable because theyre super limited and on of a kind! 5 seconds later: *pistol whiping the shit out of them* Edit: Thx 4 the likes
“When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment, I received some semblance of hope. An opportunity to grieve unalone. And your son took that from me...stole that from me...killed that from me! People keep asking if I’m back. And I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking I’m back! So, you can either hand over your son, or you can die screaming alongside him!”
Podcast Fitz: You know Swagger is going to promote/sellout the hell out of his vinyl Swagger: *uploads just over 10 minutes of him promoting his vinyl by getting people to scream Yeet at people in VrChat* 😂😂
Well when he had honey sponsor him the nails were black too, so I think that he has someone acting for him and do this on cam stuff for whatever reason. Stupid theory, I know.
🔥 Big thanks to youtooz.com/ for making my vinyl figure into a VRChat avatar! Without them the cult wouldn't have been possible.🔥
Enter the SwaggerSouls collectible giveaway at bit.ly/totally-a-giveaway-and-not-a-cult-membership
*AGAIN*
*yeet* btw
Epic
SwaggerSouls love you
SwaggerSouls ay
SwaggerSouls hellloooo
"A cult is like a religion but with like 10 people"
-Swags (2019)
That’s what a cult is.
That was like the definition
Will I still be able to choose that avatar if I don't buy the toy?
@@sayxxdx it's not a fucking toy. It's a collectible action figure
It's a religion just with more lizzard people
Swagger's definition of a cult is amazing.
"It's like a religion, but it only has like 10 people in it"
Chris Jones I prefer a religion we’re the leader is alive
@@michaelbarbosa2499 💀💀💀
facts
@@michaelbarbosa2499 lmao that was a Charles manson reference wasn't it?
And it's sinister
Joseph Seed: "I have the best cult you've ever seen"
Swagger: "Hold my bong"
Hold my blunt
Funny funny
Absolute Legend😂
Edit your comment so it doest make sense
@@sebastianramirez4679 doesnt have enough likes yet, nor enough replies, when it hits around 13 then he can do it
7:12 the poor thing getting surrounded is hilarious
*y E e T*
HE LOOKS SO CUTE
Ana Oliveira that’s win the great war between Wolbers and swagger souls happened
*I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING*
Andre Taps yeet
knuckles: “it’s my house”
Swagger: “nope, its OURS”
COMMUNISM 100
Synrgy Swagger is against Communism but he says that, hmmmm....Swagger Russian Spy confirmed 😂
It is everyones house
BUISNESS 100
*Russian Anthem plays*
It is ours comrade
The vinyl figure is 1 to 1 scale of swagger
Harold Hashim more 2 to 1
D i s r e s p e c t
Gav Art shut up
8:11 British troops announce the colonisation of Uganda (1894, colourised)
Why is ur whole ku klox clan climbing my rock
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAILED ABORTION
@@eternix271 Damn, that's a good insult
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you mean the Kool Kids Klub?
😂
"So Swagger what do you do for a living?"
"I'm an... influencer"
I feel like this is an accurate representation of Swaggers height
Thats why its so realistic and well made.
Basically what the kid said
* Dog Dies*
John Wick: SICKO MODE
Wouldve been better if you said wicko mode
John Wick wants to know your location
Exact situation with every minecraft dog.
No shit
9:15
The spanish discover America (1492 colorised)
Noah Barthels more like the crusades cuz they have the same helmets
The funniest fucking comment
*Swaggersoul walks into white house*
Swaggersoul: this is mine
President: but it's no-
Swaggersoul: No it's mine
President: Here’s a 200 word essay with 3 unique words on why the Whitehouse is not yours
And Timor’s have it that they are still claiming the house over each other
Don’t forget that he has to
/claim
It as well
i literly just installed the game and swagger souls is infront of me. rad to meet ya swagger. im the guy who asked for lsd.
no, i was the guy who asked for lsd
Riley Narayn it’s true i was the lsd
I'm so jealous Brooooo
bitch what no, i was the one who asked for lsd
Riley Narayn dog u a liar I was the one who asked for LSD
Swagger: I made a cult
UA-cam: trending
Me: visual confusion
6:43 Asian parent when you don’t get a A+ and you get a B+
Master Thanos chinese and Japanese parents
Ezra Ju koreans are asians
Tacho Koreans are asians
Not all-
This is gonna be the new and improved ugandan knuckles you just know it
OCEANPHEONIX nah Ugandan knuckles still better
@@merk2398 no.
hi wrench
Knuckles had the iconic spit, tongue click and the "do you kno the wae"
Swagger just has yeeet and a bong. Wooooww im impressed.
@@mgurrola4 it's still evolving
Buy the Swagger Vinyl figure and tear the helmet off to see Swagger's beautiful face, don't believe me? Buy one and try.
You'll see a skeleton
You'll see yeet in big bold letters
**pop**
*Another helmet*
Are you being serious right now? Yeet twice if you're being serious.
@@thetcogarchives1361 what if it's another helmet?
the fun thing about swaggersouls is that he actually interacts with his fans despite ignoring them
And brutally abusing them also
In a fun way :p
His nails also are a fun fact
Have you seen how cancer we are? Of course he wants to ignore us even though playing with us is fun in small amount.
Gamer girl bath water 30$ , THE AMAZING FIGURE OF SWAGGEDSOULS FOR 30$
Choose wisely
There's no choice here really ;)
That's tough my guy
cant i buy both?
n sei hmmmm , lemme ask my boss
@@bluething8118 You can, but I've heard the bath water thing is a scam. Plus youtooz is sold out of the misfits figures so you're screwed regardless of what you buy.
“I don’t know what’s happening y’all are surrounding me y’all gonna to sacrifice me”
-that one guy in vrchat
CatusZA he was clapped af
ogdankmaster proly some bukkake
ogdankmaster That’s actually on the bottom of my bucket list ... *Get so high VR feels like real life*
We are the knights that say "YEET"
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Swaggersouls edition
EDIT: Shit, I’m glad this many people got the reference :)
hey buddy, can you care to explain why your username is a spoiler, also nice reference
LMFAO
Bring out the holy hand grenade
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! How does it, uh... how does it work?
The crusaders helmet was just to promote this all along
Swagger: Is there a mirror around here?
Jameskii: Yeah im right here
Swagger: AAAAAA
0:55
the fast and precise turn was the best part
Thats my Favorite part hahaha...
Maybe that was a thing of him
No, I think he said " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Mom: Whatcha watching?
Me: Just a bunch of small knights saying yeet and starting a cult..
1:28 *Approaches what seems to be an orgy of anime characters and furries*:
HEY! WHO WANTS TO JOIN A CULT?
ye dude
They're already know what it like to be in a cult
I was playing this on my sound system and my house shook it was like bass boosted swagger
SORRY I’M YELLING
It would have been so much funnier if a sanitation team came in
“It’s mine”
“No, we claimed it!”
“No, it’s mine”
I love how this guy is using Voice Mod!
I wanna see how long that conversation was.
Vocoder
NuclearDragon 16 yeah, that. I’ll edit it to say that
The 90 of us who saw this comment prior to the edit will never let you forget that absolute bruh moment where you mistook Vocoder for auto-tune. Just an absolutely disgusting bruh moment. *Dabs in shame*
A history of colonization
Man VR technology is getting so impressive, like they scanned Swaggersouls in VR Chat, it looks just like him, the height and everything
8:23
Allied Forces on their way to Normandy (1944 colorised)
Dead meme: my brudas letus find da quee-
Swagger cult: *a million yeets in the distance *
Im not dead
@@carinsurance9070 Sorry bro, he's talking about Ugandan knuckles, your a Ugandan warrior.
I am part of the tribe, i fight for my people against those who mean ill will against de wei! I WILL FIGHT
@@carinsurance9070 what people?
Yeet fleet
Me: *hanging out with my cousins I barely know*
Me: *Makes my usual offensive joke*
My aunt from the other room: 5:58
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAILED ABORTION"
my uncle 6:41
@@frikkikepicdude280 Damn so he be clapping your helmet like that
@@dt-lg2oc indeed, i gotta buy a new one right before every thanksgiving
5:49 "Why is your whole
*KU KLUX KLAN*
climbing my rock
10 seconds later.. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAILED ABORTION"
7:13
@@mahyargharehdaghi9383 That was so funny 😂
Out of everything in this video, for some reason whenever he said Charge it sounded filled with such raw emotion and intensity, as if he were truly leading a crusade of yeets
Swagger: * Makes a cult*
Family friendly UA-cam: This belongs on trending for sure!
Swaggers kids in 20 years: “daddy what did you do when you were on UA-cam?”
“Well kids I started a cult and invaded Uganda”
8:40 US Marines begin their assault on Mt Suribachi, Iwo Jima, Japan, 1945 (colorized)
I love how he pets the skeleton 😂
It was beautiful 😢❤
That’s me
If you broke the vinyl figures head would you be able to see swaggers real face?
Edit: The FBI is on my tail. Thanks for the likes!
I see you're an intellectual as well
DONT FUCKING MOVE
"Swaggersouls wants to know your location"
*BANG BANG BANG* "FBI OPEN UP!!"
Wouldn't it be the black face cover and chainmail hood
8:41 Give me your best war cry!
Swagger's cult follower: EEEET!!!
Knuckles: Uganda is mine.
Swagger: No its ours
*COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES!*
I thought sharing was caring
No one:
Swagger: *JOIN MY CULT*
Me: Finally I got my Swaggertoy
Me: Wait what happens if I take off the helmet
Me:*Takes helmet off*
SwaggerToy:*flashes bright light*
Me: Ah Im blind I can't see anything
Swaggersouls at my window:Nice try bitch
Swagger running away:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
🤣
Yeah yeah good one
@@Nomouu Can't wait to get blinded from the toy
That's what you get for tryna look at god
@@randomheadshot4291 Im sorry I didn't mean to... Maybe
6:43 when you go to vr to escape the beatings... but it only gets worse.
IDKW but the profile picture just makes this comment way more funnier to me. 😂😄
*buys swaggersouls puppet*
*takes of helmet*
*finally knows what his face looks like"
Wow its such an underrated comment
It's another helmet.
3000 IQ
*off*
Y dis comment no 3k likes
8:46 poor guy. He gave y’all his best war cry and you all laughed at him😪
Fuckin deserved it
Citlally Jesus
Lmfao, that's me! I came across this video again trying to show a few of my friends. Best accomplishment of my life
my mans sounded like new shoes on a freshly cleaned tile floor
I feel like swagger would be the ACTUAL general of a crusading army
He'd be napolean actually. They same height I think
@@lilreecepuffs525 heh..
Ugandan Knuckles: We are dee superior cult in VRchat.
Swagger: *Hold my bong.*
Let me *_RIIIIIIP_*
Why has swagger not Liked this comment smh
What would you do.. if there was a cult of SwaggerSouls touching you?
7:13
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
*Swagger: Who wants to join a cult?*
Me: HELL YEAH
Also swagger: *_yeet_*
@@god4.308 yeah lmao
Oof why did you copy me
Yeet!
“Why is your whole Ku Kluks Klan climbing my rock?”
-some random blue boi in vr chat, 2019
Rare Footage of The First Crusade (1099 Colorized)
69 likes
69 likes on this comment
VRized
Swagger:give me your best WARCRY!!!
CULT MEMBER: 8:44 .........
Charlie Amaxtal I lost my shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
While he was charging at the volcano with a bong held out like a spear
Aghagahhagagahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha im crying
When you realize you just watched a 10 minutes ad
You-
@Ev Jez in the picture, mine are.
Could be worse, you could be watching a 20-minute toy advertisement like transformers
The greatest ad of all time
4:15 OMG I LOVE YOUR NAILS! IT MAKE YOUR STYLE COMPLETE!
He paints his nails because he bites them
@@yawilli09 okay, but I still like the nails
@Gremblo you lack personality
The Ugandan Knuckles realm getting invaded..
*How ironic*
The crusaiders were a lie..
5:54: “It’s our rock now”
*anthem of ussr plays*
Yes comrade
Why the guy was yelling?
7:03
*This is what happened to the Nazi's in the dying days of WW2.*
So true
I know Russian and yes my Comrad we concer the world now
"We are the knights of yeet, and if you don't give us your country we will say.... yeet!"
Nice reference man 👌
Thanks bud
We will yeet you
Bring us yeetus feetus
Yeet!
5:57 had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
SHUT TFU YOU FAILED ABORTION
That time when Swagger accidentally promotes communism, “Nope it’s ours”
Yeah and that guy got punished for expressing his own opinion about Swaggers dick.
He’s become what he has been fighting💀
Only because he knew the truth
Swagger: Theyre super valueable because theyre super limited and on of a kind!
5 seconds later: *pistol whiping the shit out of them*
Edit: Thx 4 the likes
It looks bad
Thousands of knuckles were yesterday
Today there are thousands of swaggers yeeting
0:57 swaggersouls face reveal
I think that to
It was jameskii
I love how when he’s doing a self-promotion, I always wait for the moment when he starts getting really sarcastic with that tone.
i want to see 6:40 from the groups perspective
lmao yes
Lmao right
Facts
@@ItzJship well at least they'll know not to say that again lol
Swagger: We’ve claimed Uganda.
That last knuckles: nahh
6:42
Rust but visually explained in vr chat
Can we take a minute to talk about Swagger's goth-painted fingernails?
Bear Archambault exactly....
Lmao
Bear Archambault I looked into it and apparently he painted them to stop himself from biting his nails
He is gay
Tad575 how is sexuality relevant to paining nails? Lmao
Logical
“Give me your best war cry”
8:45 (dead😂💀)
I started crying 😂
OMG WHEN HE ZOOMED IN ON THE FOGURE IT PULLED A FAST ONE AND I FELL FOR IT I-
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
John Wick: IT WASN'T JUST A DOG!
Well it wasnt just a dog.
That kid is gonna grow to be something lol hes hilarious
youre not funny
“When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. In that moment, I received some semblance of hope. An opportunity to grieve unalone. And your son took that from me...stole that from me...killed that from me! People keep asking if I’m back. And I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking I’m back! So, you can either hand over your son, or you can die screaming alongside him!”
Swagger: It’s our rock now
**COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES**
Swagger hates the fucking commies
Fitz uploaded, smii7y uploaded, and now swagger uploaded.... ITS THE HOLY TRINITY OF COMEDY
Ace Thurman Kryoz as well, the holy fourinty
Raccooneggs, the holy fifthinity
7:02 is my favorite part 🤣
This. This right here is the above and beyond content that I subscribed for.
Dead memes coming back...
"This does put a smile on my face"
XDeep_Freeze HAAHHAHA
@@xdeep_freeze3684 I'm not fat, ya betch
Mechanical Cupcake it’s a joke lol chill
@@xdeep_freeze3684 ok 👌
I wish the figure had a little bong too
69th like
@@charlieispig3667 nice😄
Lmao at the end swaggersouls has a two minute conversation with a cyborg Uganda knuckles
nobody:
SwaggerSouls: Its time for a crusade.
That's what vr chat is for
Thats why he wears the helm
I like ur voice it sounds like a dehydrated cabbage
ethan smith sounds like Alan Alda from M*A*S*H
U are the embodiment of touching wet food in the sink
all of these jokes are from r/rareinsults i think
Second one was not first
At least I didn't see it on therw
Swaggersouls: *Makes a cult*
Also Swaggersouls: WE SHALL INVADE UGANDA. CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE.
Swagger paints his nails
GIMMIE YOUR BEST WAR CRY!
A distant- *SCREEEEEEEE* -happens in the background noise
Swagger: hits himself with a gun
UA-cam: DEMONETIZED
God now I wanna see the SwaggerSouls army battling against Uganda Knuckles army lol
We would win
same lul
@@carinsurance9070 deeead meme
Swagger to his cult: “You are all mine!!! And you will obey!!”.
Okay but when are the Misfits gonna all play a horror game together? That would be awesome
Yoo we got an actual smart person here!
And now they did, you're a prophet
@@marcy63657 link
@@marcy63657 GIVE ME THE LINK
@@bigeagle6691 there ya go
1:28 Mirror dwellers gonna mirror dwell XD not at all surprised they completely ignored him
Podcast Fitz: You know Swagger is going to promote/sellout the hell out of his vinyl
Swagger: *uploads just over 10 minutes of him promoting his vinyl by getting people to scream Yeet at people in VrChat* 😂😂
Really glad Swagger decided to make the figurines life-sized
Swagger is a goth girl.
This is now canon
im convinced that this is Bee's doing.
he also has the big tiddies™
Ima buy one and look at under his helmet
No one:
Literally no one:
Swaggersouls clan: YEET YEET YEET YEET
Are we not gonna talk about Swaggers nails?
Apparently not 😂
yeah, that uh, confuses me aswell
Fact
They’re just nails so... no
And how hot they are?
Thats some good Horror scream acting 10/10 Amazing 6:43
yeet
I fucking hate furries
Sometimes when Swagger makes a joke I'm laughing on the inside, but on the outside I'm like "Wtf"
Swagger: leads a team on an organised raid and takes over an island
Also Swagger: argues with a random resident about who’s island it is
*swagger should make a custom pipe or a custom bong out of his helmet ill gladly buy that*
Now that's some shit I'd buy
Fuck ya
Dude, I’d buy that so fucking fast.
Swaggersouls progressively getting louder for 10 minutes straight
Swagger... one question...
Why are your nails black? Just curious...
Andrew Dills it’s to prevent himself from Biting them.
Seems legit, I have that problem with biting them
Well when he had honey sponsor him the nails were black too, so I think that he has someone acting for him and do this on cam stuff for whatever reason. Stupid theory, I know.
I honestly thought it could have been Kryoz being recorded instead haha
@@vil1018 or Mason
0:55 had me dying 😂😂
When the coolest kid in your class makes a joke and it's funny.
But when you make a joke after him.
The class: 5:58
This is too specific, u ok buddy?
@@mrpurple998 r/stupid dumb idiotic who parents probably left him/her cause his or her face is soooooooooooo stupid
@@devodeeds lmao you got serious but I agree
@@rectrumspectrum2141 lol
i tried to crack my back but this made me laugh and now i’m paralysed
Oooof
OOOOOF
YEET
That’s a victory Royale
F
Imagine walking in on your kid screaming yeet and talking about being in a cult while wearing a VR headset
The headphones tho
"And can be abused to your heart's content"