I'm glad he kept saying brother or else we wouldn't understand that he has a twin brother. Somewhere out there is a woman who could push two Steven Seagals out of her uterus. She is to be feared..
Attack of the Clones 😀 Why not a whole army? Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku) made a mistake by recruiting Jango Fett to be the genetic template for the Republic's clone army. He should have rather gone for our "beloved" Darth Sifu. 😛
I think it might be the best twist ever. Commmmon I gave you two Seagals in a bat shit crazy ending that made you care enough to laugh and make a youtube video about it 😂 It’s amazing
They don’t cost much. So they actually don’t need to make a lot of money. I would say 20-30 million gross income will cover all the expenses and make the movie profitable.
if you close your eyes while Seagull speaks it sounds like complete gibberish
If you open your eyes while Seagull speaks it sounds like complete gibberish.
For real...!😂
dude gasses out by the 2nd syllable
@@idlefritz he’s like my dad about to watch a movie. he’s super into the first 2 minutes and then he passes out
I'm surprised UA-cam auto captions managed to figure out most of his speech.
Fun fact: they're whispering because there's people next door tryin' to sleep
When Seagal dies he produces a clone.
Never heard of this movie in my life. Yet, somehow KNEW the guy was gonna say “.....is kill”. 🤦🏻♂️
They should make a Tenet ripoff called Time to Kill
he only stabbed him with a dinky little knife and his brother mercy kills him wtf lol
I'm glad he kept saying brother or else we wouldn't understand that he has a twin brother. Somewhere out there is a woman who could push two Steven Seagals out of her uterus. She is to be feared..
I feel bad for any actor who has to do fight scenes with Stephen Segal...you KNOW he doesn’t pull his punches..😂
good thing he can't punch anymore, he's basically a geriatric
What can be better than a Steven Seagal movie?
A movie with two Steven Seagals.
Attack of the Clones 😀
Why not a whole army?
Darth Tyranus (Count Dooku) made a mistake by recruiting Jango Fett to be the genetic template for the Republic's clone army. He should have rather gone for our "beloved" Darth Sifu. 😛
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)
He wanna be Hitman (Timothy Olyphant) so bad lmao
"I'm just a cook" 🍳
*in a gravelly whisper* way I see it you’re just beginning. I got big plans for you. FIRST OFF
Lol that lime delivery absolutely impeccable
i quote this often when talking to friends cause of how laughable that exchange is 😂
0:21 It's like he's sleepwalking through his lines, then 0:24 suddenly wakes up.
I think it might be the best twist ever. Commmmon I gave you two Seagals in a bat shit crazy ending that made you care enough to laugh and make a youtube video about it 😂
It’s amazing
Legend
Man makes a fair point.
Are you the actual Titus Paar?
@@Xenofilmsproductions Who would pretend to be Titus Paar?
@@etrs I don’t know, I did check the channel and it is the Titus Paar
*why are we whispering?*
Why did the fire become more inflamed when he threw a metal necklace in it?.
Why does the first half play out like two people talking to themselves in the same room?
I just realized he has more chemistry with himself than other people.
Did... did they just film this in Seagull's hotel room?
Noooooo we filmed it in the hotel room next to Seagals room
@@tituspaar sooo… are we ever getting a sequel orrrr
@@Lukenizado oh hell no 😂 had the worst experience of my life doing this movie. One Seagal experience is more than enough
@@tituspaarwhat is your role in this film?
@@catmans95 Nothing much, I just made it :)
It's the return of Screwface!!!! The XXXL version
That stock footage of the fire though lol
You can't kill Steven Segal only Steven Segal can do that
How are they making money off these shitty movies? There's like a dozen of em.
You misspelled 'laundering'
They don’t cost much. So they actually don’t need to make a lot of money. I would say 20-30 million gross income will cover all the expenses and make the movie profitable.
@@vab120 20-30 million is a fucking lot for a straight to video film like this. These films are made for a few million, maximum
@@elr6212 honestly I don’t know. Money can be spent real quick even with these turds
He's probably selling them to foreign markets.
Terrible twist, he stabs him when we all thought he would decapitate him.
Wtf was that
Steven seaboomboom
Ah yes the fake asian, Italian...
Hahaha brilliant, only Steven
Why does he monologue to his brother as if hes a stranger?
i just cant stop laughing, this has cured countless of depressed people i bet.. holy shit even youtube comments are golden... 😂👌
Only “The Perfect Weapon” movie I know of is from 91 starring Jeff Speakman. After the 2 min of this clip, I’d imagine it’s gonna stay that way.
Better then any movie you've ever been in. Oh wait. You'll never be in one
Awww you got a crush on Segal and want to white knight for him. That’s so sweet.
Still not going to sit through watching that crap.
Jeff’s _got the power._
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
So Jeff Speakman doesn't make a cameo to kill Seagal to back his franchise?? dammit!!!
🎶I’VE GOT THE POWER🎵
Two Steven Seagulls at the scene
This movie is ABSOLUTELY GIBBERISH
This ending is ABSOLUTELY garbage
Whats the twist? That Segal didnt die from high cholesterol?
We could have had Double Impact but with fat Seagal, but they took that away from us for a dumb twist
Two Steven Seagals for a whole movie would've been Double Impacted Colon.🥁
[crickets]
Is this thing on?
did anything interesting happen? i couldn't be bothered to watch it all
No it was dumb.
@@DouglasLippi thanks! ha
Why does he say "My people say". Dude isn't that your TWIN? Your BROTHER? Then its HIS "people" also.
It should be "Our people say".
The greatest dumb movie investiert ever seen like this
LMFAO
please... music ?