Substitute Teachers Be Like... (Ft. Offending Everybody)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Substitute Teachers Be Like...- school substitute teachers was always a vibe when we got substitute teaches this video describes the reality of having a substitute teacher in middle and high school.
SUB TO: @0ffendingeverybody
Substitute teachers chain
Darn it
Substitute teachers
Substitute teachers are clowns
Substitute teachers
Substitute teachers
Any kid that asks for a sub when there is no teacher is the ULTIMATE snitch
Ong bro there on that 6ix9ine timing
Bro that’s an absolute menace
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Bro I would actually beat his ass
That Kids about to get jumped
if i was a substitute teacher i would be like "do what you want as long as no one gets hurt" and put on a movie
Same
Lol we had a teacher who only did that, then he got fired lmao
“You guys need to apologize, N O W.” Omfg that shit killed me harder than it probably should have.
Lowtierteacher
My high school was worse than middle school. Especially with subs. I was generally quiet and reserved but even I lost my sh*t a few times because people kept bumping into me or their crap landed on me or my desk. Oddly I lose my sh*t more as an adult. I guess my patience was dried out
Same. People were annoying asf whenever there was a sub or no teacher at all. One time there were dudes jumping on top of desks and everything while I just nervously sat in a corner like “Wtf is going on…”
Minne was the opposite Middle closest i got to strict levels increase
8:00 Dude, if it was our school, the guys would close the door, lock it and be like, "What are you talking about? the door's locked. I guess we have to stay in here, oh well..." That Girl wouldn't even stand a chance especially since our high school was notorious for alot of fight with the guys that happened that year (one fight a woman teacher was even beaten up for trying to break it up). If a teacher isn't strong enough, that girl is DEFINITELY not strong enough...
I went to a really small private high school and instead of hiring outside subs, our school would literally just get other teachers to cover classes durning their free periods if a teacher was out for the day. I had a few times where they forgot to get a sub and we ended up with another free period 😂. My school gave every student 2 free periods and seniors got 3
I went to a public school and they would usually just get faculty members to sub for our classes
Wait so in America they hire outside ppl or what?
@@reddy161 a lot of schools, mainly public schools, have substitute teachers that come in that work in the district but are not attached to a specific school. They just come in and sub at the school they are needed when a teacher calls out sick
@@Bobskater1000 oh, I live in italy and thay just send other teachers from other classes when they have an "empty hour" wich is basically when they have no classes to teach
this was my worst nightmare. i was the nerd in class, and everyone just went literally off track. at least half the class got sent to detention
"Um acthually, throwing paper is not indicative of academic excellence, I'm going to have to tell on you" - 🤓
7:32 hey don’t make a caricature of that nerd. He’s the guy that has Minecraft with shaders on his calculator.
funfact:
at 5:54 you have to square it 1st cuz of bidmas im pretty sure maybe quite possibly idk lol
Most of my subs have been alright.
But then there was this one sub we had in 5th grade (because our regular teacher had to get a blood clot removed).
Here’s a highlight of some of the things she did:
Cursed at a student in the hallway
Kicked a student’s leg in the middle of class
Wouldn’t let a girl go to the bathroom for over 25 minutes
Pretty sure she also almost broke a chair doing something aggressive.
Needless to say, the class rallied to shame her when our regular teacher came back.
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If a teacher kicked me in the leg with my steroid filled asthmatic ass, she/he would be thrown to the damn ground.
Bruh you only have 25 sub
I had a sub who was a parent who does carnival-like shows 44 miles up north in Seattle, and did a really cool trick where he balanced a chair on his nose. best sub ever
You know you have been blessed when the duck uploads.
But Fr man love your content it’s so entertaining!
Moral of the story: don’t be too rambunctious 😂
Wasnt a substitute for this but I had a teacher in high school who went out to talk to someone and everyone got chatty. She was NOT happy when she came back and asked who wasn't talking. Someone piped up in the back and told her that I wasn't talking. Another kid tried to instead pull me in with the rest of them. Teacher believed I wasn't talking and while everyone else had extra homework, I did not because I am a quiet kid in classes. Middle school had the subs where there was one everyone loved and one everyone hated. She was quite strict and the loved one was such an easy going sweetheart who didn't care as long as we got our work done. Most hated sub for me was in kindergarten. I got in trouble for being a good kid and got out of line to try to get two boys who were throwing wood chips at each other there and ended up getting wood chips thrown on me. She moved me to yellow because I got out of line. Her ruling was we walked around the playground for 5 minutes, played for 15, and walked for 5 minutes...to 5 year olds.
Did… I just see Stan?
Where
R u talking about the South Park one or a random Stan from another diffrent show
@@LukazMartinez the one from South Park
@@julianescamilla9648I thought Stan from Stan by EM
4:02?
My 4th grade substitute yelled at my friend for NOT KNOWING ENGLISH THAT WELL
Has anybody else had that one sub that's like "I am NOT a substitute teacher! I am a NORMAL teacher taking the place of your teacher for the day. One time I got detention by telling one of those guys "So our teacher is absent and you are taking her place and supervising the class? You know what that's called? A substitute." Worth the 1 hour of detention where I just did hw.
My experience with a sub (a middle aged asian lady): class screaming bill nye and trying to fucking torment her while hiding a chromebook that's playing some random sound effect (the man screaming one) 💀💀💀
"I do meth not math"
-offending everybody's voice
i remember when i was in year 8, i had a substitute teacher for English. we didn't like her so we went Ballistic on her. by the end of the school day, (the lesson was the last lesson btw) the teacher was in absolute tears.
My class that is basically substituted every day now (main one just had a child and is off) literally turns into a fucking *WARZONE* every time I go in there, like it’s crazy.
I had a substitute teacher once and she was the worst teacher i have ever had in my entire life she would literally make us sit up straight keep are hands on our lap and look at her while she is talking and when she asked us a yes or no question we had to say yes in the most robotic way possible and when we weren't listening that well she started ranting on about how if she didn't feel comfortable in the school as a workspace and she didn't like the environment she wouldn't come which was so confusing and also idk why but my friend thought the teacher was a baddie and at one point when she had her back turned to get him like a pencil or something he literally did an air hump the things that happened when i had this teacher were so annoying but sometimes funny and confusing.
oml the perfect duo I've been waiting for
"In my 20 years of teaching NEVER, have I received a sub-note this bad."
Imagine a substitute teacher for a substitute teacher for a substitute teacher for a substitute teacher for a substitute teacher for a substitute teacher
Once in sixth grade my ELA class had a sub and I got to yell SHUT UP at this kid named Connor for being noisy when the rest of the group was trying to read the myth we had for an assignment and get away with it
another time even without a sub my PE teacher was so ignorant I openly dropped an f-bomb on a classmate I didn’t like and didn’t get in trouble
ANOTHER TIME on the bus I punched one of my friends in the nose right in front of the bus driver, made his nose bleed, didn’t get caught and it didn’t even affect our friendship
I wish teachers and fast food employees were allowed to treat their students/customers the same way they get treated.
Nice! You got FT in your video! He’s everywhere!
In the country where I live we dont really have subs If there is no teacher you can just do what you want
Bro when we had a sub once, my friend took a bite out of a stick of deodorant
I had a sub during Arabic on Wednesday. She was pretty chill.
it's such a good feeling when a teacher is absent, but it's especially better when the Arabic teacher is absent
“I- I do meth not math 😀”
I FELL OFF MY BED AT 7 AM 💀💀💀💀
But there is still the tadle tale or teachers pet 😂😂😂
2:11 STAN FROM SOUTH PARK
Dude this was the channel that rules the internet dude.These videos rule.
1:56 YO IS THAT STAN MARSH
Fun fact one time my class almost made a substitute quit because we were so horrible
For me in middle school, the main teachers were the nice ones and the subs were the mean ones. Once my main teacher was going for an appointment so I had a sub, but the sub was really mean and didn't care. Said sub also made me wait 30 minutes after everyone else went home for saying something (don't remember what) and this is when I beat up the sub with fists and furniture and stabbed her with pens and pencils while smashing the classroom. And yes, the police were involved and I was kicked out of the school.
was i the only person on 1:09 that saw 2 paper balls and a pencil?!!!!!!??!??!?
3:29 I think we had the same teacher 😭 everything adds up
Thanks for playing the parkour again lol :)
I’m a six grade but last year we had substitute and kids start pulling out their phones and hiding them the substitute didn’t even care
The worst feeling in life is when a teacher you like has a sub, and then they get back and they Say “The sub said you guys were such a bad class that he’s never subbing for my class again.”
I had a sub that got mad at a student for getting up to THROW THEIR TRASH AWAY! We can't throw it like we're LeBron James, we get up and put it in the can.
Bruh my class made a teacher quit💀💀💀
Same my 6th grade history teacher quit because of my class
Having a sub is a hit or miss. Even in high school, most of the subs I had were chill.
This is my whole experience of subs😭😭😭
Bro substitute teachers hit DIFFERENT. The normal ones are so damn boring
EDIT: I got a story for yall. Last year, my science teacher AND ELA teacher was out THE WHOLE YEAR. You best believe everyone was failing. Yet and still, I got accepted into an EXAM SCHOOL in spite of this. 2022 was one hell of a time
I remember When I was in elementary school and I tricked the substitute teacher into giving us 40 minutes of Recess.
Broo there was one time i was in maths class which i had 2 teachers in and there was still somehow no teacher in the class until tge last 5 minutes and i don't even think we did work when he got there because of how late it was, one of the best classes ive had in secondary school
You forgot about when their was a sub in ELIMENTRY SCHOOL...oh the class was goin crazy...
I was talking one time and fight broke out and the teacher just started cussing out me and all my friends because I started laughing
In my school we don’t have substitutes. We just have no class and the teacher assigns something on Google classroom.
bruh that math sheet you showed is really easy 💀
0:00 i had a super nice teachers for different periods believe it or not
7:35 I once had no teacher for 40 minutes and our class was 50, but we had a back to back class we were goofing around and then the same exact bunny teethed person said im going to get a teacher, mfer in my class were wandering the halls and when the sub came you know they were 30 minutes late to our second class
pov: when you prank the sub
Stanley in the room
I had a sub in 6th grade after every one finished the work he let us play games on our phones
I’m a sub and this is all legit. Although I’m not clueless lmao
Sometimes our sub would let us do anything after were done with work
I had a sub in 5th grade (where i'm currently in) who wouldn't let me sit at a different desk but she would let the other girls sit wherever they wanted. I guess people think I'm a tomboy so that might be a reason why. anyway, after that, I "accidentally" spilt my water so instead of sitting at that MUSTY desk, I could sit in the back, next to my best friend.
Nah bro it SUCKS when u like a teacher and u get the BAD sub
Give me a dollar every time u say rambunctious
i once had a sub for science and it was walter white- im not even joking bruh it was crazy, im still suprised to this day on how i got him as a sub, 😭
so we had this by once that was 80 years old, once in history we were explaining what BC meant and BCE AD and CE and he cussed out me and my friend over it :)
Bro my sub quite literally smacked the shit out of my friend for saying something slightly rude and bro his cheek was red and she never got punished for it(this was in 4th grade)
6:01 Answers for questions 1-7 (I am too lazy to do the others)
1) x=5
2)x=2
3)x=3
4) x=5
5) x=13
6) x=4
7) x=37
i recently had a sub who was fully plastic, plastic body, plastic everything, and screamed all the time,
EVERYONE GRAB YOUR BOOKS WERE GONNA BE LEARNINF HOE TO COOK METH
Walked into a class once my senior year with no teacher or Sub everyone was confused for first few minutes then we all just went on our phones or slept till the class ended
bro how did the thug make it all the way to senior high... thas how it be
I'm a brazilian in 6th grade. We have a math teacher who also likes to be substitute for other subjects. One day our portguuese teacher had to attend her daughter's graduation I guess, and our math teacher came in. Recently, our english teacher suddenly got sick and couldn't make the class plan so the math teacher came in, and gave us math work! Why give us math work in english class, lady? To be honest she's a really fun teacher, I like her. But who I really -like- want to marry with is my classmate Catarina
for math in 2021 second semester i had 8 different teachers
I actually had a sub named Mr.Wobbler😂
the duck do u have any tips for some1 starting middle school (7th grade where i am)
I didn't know you were friends with offending everybody 🤯🤯🤯🤯
STAN MARSH?!
Yuo know yuo are a snitch when the nerd gets pissed at yuo
saw this video so fast it was 480p
People who knew about it before the video was uploaded
👇
Oh wait, just me? Lmao
Am I the only one who saw Stan marsh from south park in Mr ferb class??
I made my teacher quit after 24 years 😭
For number 3 on the paper x=3
My long time sub lied to the teacher about what she was doing (not actually teaching us) so...yesh
Bro he needs to repost this for elementary school they be saying rules that never even are true they are mences and they never were cusght mences man
SomebodyS9ME STUDENT ASKED FOR THE SUB ON THE LAST DAY?!?!??!?!?
6:10 “i do m*th not math” got me dying 💀
Same
He's secrets Walter white
Me too
I remember the substitutes I had in school. Sometimes they were regular teachers before and are retired. I remember one sub from high school. She was a young married woman with a pretty sexy southern accent. And lots of boys were really liking her. I think the part about her that they were focused on is her big butt and the way it shakes back and forth as she walks. It seems to really show off when she wears jeans. Other times, she wore dresses. I can find it kinda weird they would look at her like that, especially the fact that they know she's married, but I guess they also liked how nice she was, and personally I did too. She was pretty chill.
A bit A BIT how is doing that a bit get your old friends out and find a Hispanic mom to give them nightmares(just talk to them about wtf they were thinking)
Bro's tryna look up her dress💀💀💀
Boys violating.
0:21 Does NOBODY notice how he actually ANIMATED the dudes face?
I see many people talking about how chill their substitute teachers were and how they didn't really do assignments and always did some crazy stuff. Why isn't my school like that? When we had a substitute teacher, the class would be silent af and nobody would interrupt the teacher. Literally everyone would participate and answer the questions the teacher asked and it made it seem like our class was perfect however when the normal teacher's teaching, the class turns into a zoo where they let all the animals free from their cages. Literal CHAOS.
Same at my school
I remember one time in 8th grade we had no teacher, but there's this rule where we can't go into the classroom without a teacher, so we just had to chill outside. This kid screams to a sub on the field nearby that our class had no teacher. But since we were outside the classroom waiting, she took our class and tried to rule 2 classes at once (bad idea for her, she gotta deal with like 45-60 kids). AND THEN SOMEHOW SHE GOT UP WHAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE CLASS, LIKE SHE WAS THE DESIGNATED SUB. And then after like 10 minutes, there was this old guy trying to take us up to class. at least he was chill and let us do whatever. I just played Minecraft with the bois for the rest of the class.
W old man
3:27 hey look at that dude in the back he looks familiar.. wait IS THAT MICROSOFT PAINT STAN MARSH
5:04 let’s be honest he sounds like markiplier
I’m pretty sure it’s always a good time when burdie and the duck uploads
the bros
I remember one time the teacher didn’t show up, and no one went to get a teacher. We just goofed around the entire class. Good times
bro this has happened to me like 30+ times
Having no teacher is pretty chill i had no teacher in a class ten times. I just play games in the chromebook.
W duck chain
one of my favorite subs i ever had was a woman who was in a car accident, and had fucked up vocal cords because of it. she was really sweet, and answered all of our questions after she told her story, but she had to put a stop to it because it was taking up half of the class period lmfao. i kinda miss her.
The nerdy voices will always be so golden 🤣🤣