I can't + you on an iPad but it's surprisingly good and it is quite popular in the UK also just maybe you didn't hear about it, it's always on E4 and other channels.
Poggle566 I'm pretty sure I posted it some time ago, but the link seems to have been deleted. it was in the co-optional podcast with Dan at about 2 hours 36 minutes, if I recall.
EroticBaconRoll I saw Dan post the thumbnail on twitter and I thought it was a joke and when I saw this I thought it was still going to be a joke but horey sheet
Paramount Studios presents: Desperate Nerdcubettes Coming April 27th. Starring: Dan - Desperate nerd 1 Dan - Desperate nerd 2 Dan - Postman Dan - Husband Dan - Bicycle Director: Dan Screenwriter: Dan Cameraman: You've guessed it; Dan
Who was this game intended for besides the person in this video? "Viewers of Desperate Housewives" and "Video Game Players" seems like a pretty tiny overlap.
Its good to see you got round to it. I remember you getting it during the podcast with TB and You were talking about how you like the TV show. Also it would be cool to see something like a completes or a "month of"(old series) type deal of this game
2 gigz of RAM hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah Hhahaha Ahahaha Hahah Ha Ha ... I need help
Pray pray to the Lord! Ahhhhhh I've been infected hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahha *Dies*
***** 8GB RAM is more than enough for today's games. I should know, I built a reasonably high-end PC last year (i5 4690K, GTX 970) with 8GBs of DDR3-1866 RAM, and it performs fantastically.
this was a hilarious video and all, but did anyone notice the Van Der Camp portrait in Bree's house? that family portrait is actually in the series! for an old pixelly game, this has really good detail!
People might overlook or make fun of this game, but this was my favourite game to play as a kid. The huge plot twist at the end blew me away. (And you can go around slapping people, which is always fun.)
"It features more deaths than ANY season of 24, like 15 named characters are killed off in the 8 years of the show." LOL You killed me with that line !! x-D
BEFORE MARRIAGE.. Boy : I have been waiting for this day Girl : Do you want me to leave ? Boy : No Girl : Do You Love Me ? Boy : Of course Girl : Will you ever cheat me ? Boy : Never in my life Girl : Will you ever kiss me ? Boy : Every chance I get Girl : Will you hit me ? Boy : Are you crazy ? Girl : Can I trust you ? Boy : Yes Girl : Sweet heart AFTER MARRIAGE... (read up)
+Quinn and Valor It's not a competition. Just because more people die doesn't make something good. Statistically, more characters in The Walking Dead die than in Game of Thrones, but GoT is popularly considered the better of the two shows.
Trisky Since when was Ea known for stupid lawsuits? They know they dont own the rights to simulators, they wouldn't do anything but make themselves look worse if they tried that. (And they really dont need to look any worse)
FINALLY, HE DID IT!
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Indeed
I was waiting ever since the podcast :)
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports Glad to see you're feeling better
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports i have nothing important to say i just want to say hi
TotalBiscuit Starcraft and Axiom eSports How long has it been since he said he would on co-optional about 5 weeks ?
Was rather confused during the intro to this, then realised Desperate Housewives and Real Housewives are different shows.
Yes desperate housewives is actually good though
David Atkins I've never really seen it on TV, guess it isn't that popular in the UK, it does sound good from his description though.
I can't + you on an iPad but it's surprisingly good and it is quite popular in the UK also just maybe you didn't hear about it, it's always on E4 and other channels.
David Atkins It's fine I get the notification because I posted the OP :) I'll have to look out for it!
You should :)
This should be the next completes!
And the ending should be after eight in game years or after Dan has slept with EVERY single person in the game
8 years of this would be brilliant
Kabobawsome That would be easy... :>
He already said it was going to be cities skylines
AlertHaxorHere :o Good point. All her husband's co-workers!
Breaduardo 22 You should submit that on the subreddit as a challenge
I don't know why, but i want more!! It was hilarious
Would you say you're desperate for more?
Oddly I feel the same way
David Atkins get out
Nathan Jarvis sorry but I'm not that Desperate to leave.
this guy
PLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYTHROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGH! :D
Probably the funniest videos in months :'D
Plz!
Dah Magpie "Nerd3 has sex with everyone." - Senior quote 2015
Dah Magpie YES NEEDS PLAYTHROUGH!!!!
Dah Magpie Yes!! But he would just screw everyone..... Oh wait he already did!!!
Dah Magpie Playthrough required
I'm saving this one for later, but just seeing "NerdCubed Plays Desperate Housewives: The Game" brought a huge Cheshire Cat grin to my face.
I thought you were a pony. Wonderland does much to us I guess
This is one of my personal favourite Nerd3 videos... One of the ones I watch the most.
Agreed
Still in agreement
I think we all need a completes of this...
+thegamerfreak So so much.
+Retsonine my life is incomplete without it
Agreed
you agree to everything
I remember you buying this game in the middle of the cooptional podcast
pergproductions Oh, i heard him mention it, I had no idea he was serious.
ZechsMerquise73 One does not simply joke about Desperate Housewives.
pergproductions Do you have the video link with a timestamp if possible? I'd like to see that.
Poggle566 I'm pretty sure I posted it some time ago, but the link seems to have been deleted. it was in the co-optional podcast with Dan at about 2 hours 36 minutes, if I recall.
Hey look! At 4:06, Nerd³ is debugging the game!
I'm so sorry.
A Plastic Spork Get out.... NOW!
A Plastic Spork Why are they making noises? Is she killing the larvae of the Xenomorph?
Miami Storm Column technically xenomorph larvae are the chestbursters
its more like the babies of the monsters from omicron perci i 8
A Plastic Spork GG
*PLOT TWIST*
Cruz? CRUZ?! Your son is Cruz?? YOUR SON IS THE ZODIAC KILLER. MYSTERY FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES SOLVED!
Oh shit you were serious? I though this was going to be a joke. LOL
***** Same
***** I... I can't watch the video now
It gets worse. Total Biscuit recommended this game to Dan on the co-optional podcast
sera .phic Think that's what he meant. Dan said he bought it right there and then on ebay...most thought he was joking xD
EroticBaconRoll I saw Dan post the thumbnail on twitter and I thought it was a joke and when I saw this I thought it was still going to be a joke but horey sheet
I swear this is like my 50th rewatch
"NO ITS TIGER WOODS"
*dying*
This is one of those nerdcubed videos that you just have to go back and watch every few months
yes
omg he should do a completes/challenge series with this: sleep with everyone (EVERYONE!)
Revolt Wolf you need to chill my dude
Samantha Shepperd I'll laugh if you can manage to do your kid.
Dan, I would love you more than I currently do if you play more of this game. Maybe even bring back NerdCubed Completes?
He's currently doing a completes series on red faction Guerrilla then I think City Skylines then hopefully this but that's way in the future
Really want a completes series of this when you are done with red faction
eric Devonshire The next complete series will be Cities: Skyline
thats cool too. also how did you know what it would be?
eric Devonshire He said that in a prior video, the FW cities skylines video, I think.
ok thanks
I rewatch this every couple months. It one of my few favorite videos
Paramount Studios presents:
Desperate Nerdcubettes
Coming April 27th.
Starring:
Dan - Desperate nerd 1
Dan - Desperate nerd 2
Dan - Postman
Dan - Husband
Dan - Bicycle
Director: Dan
Screenwriter: Dan
Cameraman: You've guessed it; Dan
Scout Shellby So this movie seems like legit b-day gift for you.
All the best, bro :)
This comes out a day *after* my birthday! I know what I'm asking for for my birthday!
And because their is adultery it the game and show that mean San does selfcest
Who was this game intended for besides the person in this video? "Viewers of Desperate Housewives" and "Video Game Players" seems like a pretty tiny overlap.
I mean, I’m in it!
Probably one of my favorite NerdCubed videos
I do miss Nerd being this happy
I come back to this video at least once a year, it will always be my favorite.
I would definitely watch a NerdCubed Completes of this.
Looked up hot swallow. Should have expected a bunch of porn sites...
Lel
All hail L J Brown
Ragnash did you not?
No... I was expecting some flaming birds or something...
Ragnash Ahhh!! I thought you were joking.....
Anyone else think he was gonna sleep with the therapist?
I'm sad he didn't.
Quinn and Valor Same
Kazuto Kirigaya me
Kazuto Kirigaya yup
i know it's been nearly 2 years since this video was released, but i still think it's worthy of a completes series ;_;... it would be so entertaining
This video was gold. XD
Nice pic lol
Can we just acknowledge how well they recreated Susan's kitchen? It looks so accurate. For 2006 atleast
Man you would have to be desperate housewife to enjoy this game.
Awesome vid!
Lol
Dan confirmed woman?
ben walker It actually doesn't look like a half-bad game. Looks more in depth than The Sims 4.
*PLOT TWIST!*
Its good to see you got round to it. I remember you getting it during the podcast with TB and You were talking about how you like the TV show. Also it would be cool to see something like a completes or a "month of"(old series) type deal of this game
This game actually looks great, *PLEASE* make it your next completes
I'd love to see you play more of this
"Yeah, Susan's-Susan's here too..." SO TRUE!
This is now my favourite Nerd Cubed video. Love Desperate Housewives, love the game, love Nerd!!
2 gigz of RAM hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahqhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahayahahahahhaahahahhahagdjsjshahahahhshagajkaaaggagaggahahahahahahahahhahajajahajajahahahahahahaghahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahah
Hhahaha
Ahahaha
Hahah
Ha
Ha
...
I need help
Pray pray to the Lord! Ahhhhhh I've been infected hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahhahha *Dies*
Jordan Brown XD I was just like 'I pity these sad, sorry people with their miniscule RAM.'
Dual core. PFFFFFFFT JAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
bleh
***** 8GB RAM is more than enough for today's games. I should know, I built a reasonably high-end PC last year (i5 4690K, GTX 970) with 8GBs of DDR3-1866 RAM, and it performs fantastically.
i come back to this video every few months or so, especially when I'm feeling down. It never fails to make me laugh.
Please do a Completes series of this!!!!
I'm actually friends with a girl called Renee Reynolds. Her parents in fact didn't love her.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
I would definitely watch more of Dan playing this…
Appears in subscription box.
Thinks: NerdCubed is playing Desperate Housewives.
Followed by: Why is NerdCubed playing Desperate Housewives?
Should I be concerned as I genuinely found this really entertaining?
Goddamnit, why did Dan have to already announce Cities: Skylines as his next Completes? This would be much more entertaining!
I saw the "son being black" joke the moment I saw you could randomize them, and yet it still hit me like a ton of bricks
well done
please do more of this
nerd cubed completes please
"How perfect was I?" *Gasp* "HERMIONE PERFECT!"
So what you're saying is I'm kind of your son?
...
I'm okay with this.
Please make a part 2! I watched this last year, and I still love what you've done with the video to this day.
Yeah Susan, Susan's here too.
They were so focused on whether or not they could, they didnt think about whether or not they should.
This NEEDS a series!!!
this was a hilarious video and all, but did anyone notice the Van Der Camp portrait in Bree's house? that family portrait is actually in the series! for an old pixelly game, this has really good detail!
Somewhere Ted Cruz is weeping over the lack of international impact his name carries across the Atlantic.
People might overlook or make fun of this game, but this was my favourite game to play as a kid. The huge plot twist at the end blew me away. (And you can go around slapping people, which is always fun.)
9:37 *laughs with dan*
...
...
oh wait... my laptop only just pushes out 1 gig...
crap
+Golden DiamondZ he's snoring there
Dude can you please continue this like we really enjoyed watching this and obviously you had a blast
Welcome to the the 301 club
Population: You, me and MORE THAN 299 OTHERS YOU DINGUS
Captain Dem poputation, you, the persone you were talking to, and EXACTLY 299 other people.
+WizardOf *Persone *Population
Bartosz Syrocki i dont remember doing commenting that...
Thank you for playing a 4:3 game in the correct aspect ratio and for not stretching it to 16:9. This makes it much easier for me to watch on my ipad
You're supposed to say Cruz as Cruze since its spanish for cross
urenda573 Would it not be pronounced Crooth? I'm sorry if you actually are Spanish and are right, it's just my knowledge of the Spanish language. :).
urenda573 He's joking
IAmTheBestMang It's pronounced kinda like Cruise.
MrSulfuricAcid Really ? Let me try-Cruz. Something like that ?
IAmTheBestMang I believe that is the Spain accent.
"GTA V on PC can wait"
Didn't age well
I ORIGINally thought this would be a hell video.
Literally the best n3 vid ever i want a completes series on this so bad
Dan...I am worried about you...GTA CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally! I've been waiting for this for months. Completes please!
NerdCubed completes: Desperate Housewives: The Game.
Nerdcubed Completes... Desperate Housewives...you know you would wanna do it Dan
13:25 You missed an opportunity for "This lesbian kiss!"
I don't think any video on the entirety of the internet will ever be as funny as this
Livestream this game please.
"It features more deaths than ANY season of 24, like 15 named characters are killed off in the 8 years of the show." LOL You killed me with that line !! x-D
Welcome to the under 301+ club. We have cake... OR DEATH
Can I have some death please
Infamous Ghost SURE! *Shoots*
The Guy With No Picture Mmmmmm....tastes....... like DEATH!
The Guy With No PictureI'm on a diet, do you have any DEATH Lite?
Lol I love Eddie Izzard :D, also death. WAIT NO CAKE!!!! *Dies*
This needs a complete series so bad!
Dan! Add this to the best of nerdcubed playlist! It's one of the funniest videos I've seen on your channel.
NERD COMPLETES
13:08
"Hey' isn't that your mother walking down the-"
"No it's not! Keep driving! Keep driving!"
i didn't know nerd3 had a fenimine side.
This is making me want to go back and binge watch Desperate Housewives. It's amazing and over the top, and I love it.
BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do you want me to leave ?
Boy : No
Girl : Do You Love Me ?
Boy : Of course
Girl : Will you ever cheat me ?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will you ever kiss me ?
Boy : Every chance I get
Girl : Will you hit me ?
Boy : Are you crazy ?
Girl : Can I trust you ?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet heart
AFTER MARRIAGE...
(read up)
Dying... XD
oh I get it hahaha
a full playthrough of this would be amazeballs.
Please make this a full series!
Please do more of these videos. It had me crying with laughter
15 characters in 8 years? Excuse you, Homestuck killed off everyone at some point, literally everyone has died infinite times
I am a robot, blarp. It's called timelines.
+Quinn and Valor
It's not a competition. Just because more people die doesn't make something good. Statistically, more characters in The Walking Dead die than in Game of Thrones, but GoT is popularly considered the better of the two shows.
50, not 15
Cranberry Gaming 50 is still less than Homestuck
Homestuck FTW !!!
I genuinely want to see you play more of this.
It's a sims clone how the hell has EA not sued whoever made this yet?
Trisky They don't own life simulators.
Anyone can make a life simulation game.
I'm gonna make a game called sins. It's a he'll simulator.
Darrark True true, but EA seem like the kind of guys to want to sue anyone who makes a similar looking game
And i guess they'll sue everyone else who made a simulator type game while their at it!
Trisky Since when was Ea known for stupid lawsuits? They know they dont own the rights to simulators, they wouldn't do anything but make themselves look worse if they tried that. (And they really dont need to look any worse)
"A Florida woman was arrested for stuffing her bra with a Hot Swallow." That's pretty accurate to the actual day to day affairs of Florida life.
NO NOT TIGER WOODS
I would watch the shit out of this as a series.
We seriously need more of this
"Dual provessors, 2 gigs of ram" Dan and I both started laughing when that was said
"A dead ghost" is the only type of ghost, Dan. Apart from Cole, all ghosts are dead.
This needs to be a series ASAP!!!!!
I want a full playthrough of this...
I shouldn't, but I do...
Dan: Perfect? How Perfect?
(takes Banana Meatloaf of the oven)
*gasps HEROMINE PERFECT!!
Me: (Dies Laughing)
Videos like these are what confirms Dan is the best youtuber in the world
NerdCubed Completes right here
Please can you do a series of this please because it is flipping fabulous
"How perfect, Hermione perfect"
-Daniel Hardcastel
Still waiting on Nerdcubed completes desperate housewives...
You have no idea how excited I was to hear that Dan liked the tv series!!! I thought I was the only guy...