*Astronaut pickup line:* Gurl, are those planets on your chest cuz my eyes can't stop *gravitating* towards them! Aaaand that's why I get all the poon xD
I always love watching these guys talking about super smart topics. It's philosophical when it's a social topic but it's weirdly fascinating when it's an intellectual topic
I’m the type of person they talk about 😭 like I know the ins and outs of subjects and blah blah but I’m a bad conversationalist like I can’t keep a convo going. Like for example @5:25 when Gina says that thing about Verizon, I can think of that in my head but I don’t bother completing that thought because I don’t see the humor in it so I stay quiet lol. And then when other people laugh I’m like “whah? That was funny? Dang it I could’ve said it”
They need a chair with a VR Recorder and have these in VR so we can look around the studio and interact with the Squad! Like to get there attention or msg them! on IG/Twitter
I worked out at NASA with a lot of astronauts. They don't get paid a lot. One astronaut showed me his check for going to space for 14 days. It was $5. Most are military and they get their checks from their military branch. But overall the job they say is amazing and most astronauts wish that everyone could go to space and experience it.
David I got you with the ozone layer. It's the mesosphere layer of out atmosphere which burns up small meteorites from hitting earth and the ozone layer protects the earth from harmful uv rays from the sun. And yes due to carbon being released it gets stuck under the ozone layer :)
Found out joe was japanese today. Blows my mind. Always thought he was Korean. So David is korea, joe is Japanese, bart is Taiwanese, Gina is vietnamese, Casey is Hong kongnese, geo and tiff are mexican.
Geo's fuckin statement in the end.. Jesus. I mean of course we're considered as aliens by other extraterrestrials but only if we can be sure that they even exist hahaha
OKAY HOW CAN THEY END THE VIDEO WITH JUST THAT. I NEED THE CONVERSATION AFTER WHAT SHE SAID
Goddamn gio you left us with a cliffhanger yet again
Awesome Chris! You know once the video cuts off they fuck? They even said it in thier vlogs.
Editors make it seem that way
ye as u can see it turned david on that he cut the wires and ripped out his clothes to jump on geo and the rest was history
This video had me on the floor the pick up lines I can't stop laughing
I laughed so hard at that too. Worse was when they were talking about Geo living in Joe's head 😩😂
Prove it or i dont believe you. 😐
gina, tiff, and geo all look so pretty 💕💕
tina giff and feo all cook so pletty
golden yubabah lmao
elliot lindsey whay about julia?
golden yubabah Yep 😍 It's been proven by scientist that women look more attractive when thier in the kitchen ironing the sandwhiches.
Geo: I think we’re the aliens
😂😂😂
That ending has me shook
Gabriel Henderson you get shook over everything
sean how would you know how many times I get shook?????🧐🧐
Gabriel Henderson I have a detector
sean oh no
Gabriel Henderson I'm so woke
I'm Living vicariously through the JK crew
yep😂
lmfao same
Suprised there was no “uranus” joke
6:53
It would be shitty 😩😂😏
Kwami Thomas There was actually, I think. I'm pretty sure I heard one during the pickup lines.
Bts Army Noire Lunari It was a suggested joke that was never used
Are you a planet cuz my penis has coordinates to uranus
I love you Bart, David! And Joe
David always trying to use bigger words to show off his vocabulary but uses the words wrong...
david vuong U is INTELLIGENT
" he better have the best reception *on earth* " 4:54
The first comments here are always the weirdest
Stephanie Garcia FACTS
Geo's shirt tho 😍
Alan Rey but it’s just a white shirt
TheUglyBarnacle yea he's actually just looking at what's underneath
TheUglyBarnacle *Psh, amateur* 😏
I know, right!!!! I’ve been commenting on it every episode she wears it, so fucking sexy!!!!
AwesomeMan It could be both????!!!!
"Ozone protects us from the rocks" -David, December 2017
*Astronaut pickup line:* Gurl, are those planets on your chest cuz my eyes can't stop *gravitating* towards them!
Aaaand that's why I get all the poon xD
You know what makes me happy? Looking at a police officer, fire fighter, and astronaut and thinking that they completed their childhood dream
“maybe we’re the aliens.” .........sigh
We're aliens to otther life forms
Terry Kim Well we basically are the aliens to other species ........sigh
Even in our own solar system, if we compare Earth and what is in it with the other planets, we truly are the alien ones in here.
Bruh Geo always saying that shit everytime lol even tho yes we are aliens to others.
We are aliens. If aliens came down to earth we are aliens to them
"his first name was Lance corporal?" Joe's face had me dying.
I always love watching these guys talking about super smart topics. It's philosophical when it's a social topic but it's weirdly fascinating when it's an intellectual topic
lmao at those space pick up lines! you guys should make a skit on those
david's explanation of the ozone layer looooooool
OMG JOE IS MAKING MY HURT SO BAD WHY IS HE SO GOD DAMN FUNNY
4:54 Tiff cracking up and undressing at the same time. What a moment to witness.
6:18 Josh: "Hey girl, you got a booty like a spaceship"
JOE IS SEXY AF
@ ur username, jimin must be jealous
Is this the new "WE LOVE YOU HOOLIA"? God, please stop. The king of Joemalia doesn't need such flattery.
Joe sounds retarded all the time, he cant speak without that tone!!
u mad
Your profile pic is sexy af
Astronaut gets hard “Houston we have lift . I wanna be the first man in Uranus!”
Cell reception doesn’t use satellites.
hunkeydoreyplayer
Not typically, but they can. There are satellite phones.
hunkeydoreyplayer ?
Gina so coo. Gina so funnnii
I gotta say that this video actually made me laugh so many times! I love the jokes and how close these guys are god bless
This channel is so entertaining
THATaGAMER Mg subscribe then sis
Yes, David. Let's burn garbage in the ozone layer lmfao i love you man
Tiff is such a baddie 😍😩
Bren no you're just thirsty
a chihuahua baddie
Made my day!
Soo cool for him to share this knowledge.
Geo’s statement at the end got me rethinking my whole existence
nwowolfpacfan415 you're joking right? cause im pretty sure seolhyunari was being sarcastic.. geo's statement was dumb as fuckkkk the way she said it
That ending has me questioning my life
Nah when geo said I think we are the aliens it had me rethinking life
I thought Gina said ass an Astronaut
David is funny 😄 15 bars 😂😂😂😂
JOE JITSUKAWA!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
I guess you can say, his reception’s out of this world :3
The way this ended was so fckin funny lol
I love when Tiff cracks up.
4:48 On earth? No David! Iiiiinnnnn SSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEE!
I’m the type of person they talk about 😭 like I know the ins and outs of subjects and blah blah but I’m a bad conversationalist like I can’t keep a convo going. Like for example @5:25 when Gina says that thing about Verizon, I can think of that in my head but I don’t bother completing that thought because I don’t see the humor in it so I stay quiet lol. And then when other people laugh I’m like “whah? That was funny? Dang it I could’ve said it”
4:53 Joe are you ok? xD
I got the best space pick up line ever lol
THAT ENDING THOUGHHHHHHH
I know this guy, Dr. Braunstein...
Joe: His actual name is "Doctor"?
The mesosphere is the layer that burns up “rocks” (aka meteoroids) 😂
The ozone protects Earth from the sun’s harmful rays
I wish I could send news in so that I can put ‘Submitted by: Grassy Ass is thank you in Spanish’😂😂
They need a chair with a VR Recorder and have these in VR so we can look around the studio and interact with the Squad! Like to get there attention or msg them! on IG/Twitter
STM Polaris that's such a fucking good idea, keep saying this on videos or try to let them know somehow
STM Polaris that's actually the best idea I've heard, fucking genius
Me: "I've been insulting Geo on her channel ever since her voice annoys me"
Barbell Brigade HR Manager: "Hired."
7:53 LMAO
he has 15 bars on his phone lmaooooo
Other nasa astronauts say space smells like sulfur
Best ending ever in the history of jknews
when they were making all the space sex jokes im suprised that NOTHING about uranus came up.
6:53
Great episode!!!! I want to go into Joe’s Brain 🧠 too!!!! It would be a hell of a ride!!!!
"we're the alien" - Reasons to sub
shouldn't have cut the ending, I wanted to hear a discussion on that
I worked out at NASA with a lot of astronauts. They don't get paid a lot. One astronaut showed me his check for going to space for 14 days. It was $5. Most are military and they get their checks from their military branch. But overall the job they say is amazing and most astronauts wish that everyone could go to space and experience it.
The ozone layer protects us from the sun it's a condom for the planet
james mason yep. If it was gone everyone would get pregnant
There's a hole in it
Tiffs laugh is the cutest
GINA I SEE YOU WITH THAT KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS SHIRT
5:40 Yup
looks like we found some astronaut groupies lol
There are no cell towers in space... So yes, Cellphones don't work in space.
David I got you with the ozone layer. It's the mesosphere layer of out atmosphere which burns up small meteorites from hitting earth and the ozone layer protects the earth from harmful uv rays from the sun. And yes due to carbon being released it gets stuck under the ozone layer :)
This episode.is a fuggin cliffhangerrre
"I don't want smart kids." -Joe
Oh Joe what are we gonna do with you lol
WEED IS GOOD
It smells awful
I like the way you guys ended that:)
If there is life out there, I think we'd be considered aliens to them but not to each other
His first name is Lance Corporal? Lol, mine would be Cadet. That was funny!!!
Let me exlopre URANUS hahahah right guys ?
Hilarious 😆 !
Joe be going “ooo” like 5 times in the beningging
Scott Kelly was up there for bout a year as an experiment for upcomming mars missions
Geo ending with that plot twist! Got me thinking 🤔
“Clearly you guys don’t know shit” David So savage!
Why does Gina keep throwing out random model pozes 😂
the video had me face palming
yes I loved it
ohhh shit i met scott kelly!! he was one of the chillest people ever lol. super humble guy!
4:53 "He's like right next to the satellite so he better have the best reception on Earth"
He's not on Earth though ;)
David, the ozone layer is there to make us not die in the sunlight, like an umbrella.
This video made me laugh
Joe: "I don't want smart kids"
Don't worry Joe that won't be an issue
i thought gio was gonna say, are those space pants, cause their gonna be taking off ...soon
An expert about space said that aliens do exist....
I'm on your side David
What you lot described in the beginning is called ASD
GEO WOKE AF.
Found out joe was japanese today. Blows my mind. Always thought he was Korean. So David is korea, joe is Japanese, bart is Taiwanese, Gina is vietnamese, Casey is Hong kongnese, geo and tiff are mexican.
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Geo's fuckin statement in the end.. Jesus. I mean of course we're considered as aliens by other extraterrestrials but only if we can be sure that they even exist hahaha
Thats so funny. My dad's twins name is Scott!
I need a compilation of all the shit Joe says during vids lmao he always has me dead