I used the "vaccines cause autism" clip in a school presentation on how fake news has affected the population. Definitely got the attention of the audience 😂
if no one said it yet, the "Siri serengetti" bit, that lady is the actual Siri voice. also if you didnt catch it, someone asked if the dad from the nanny was dead. and then at the end, that was the actor who played the dad from the nanny
"This type of behavior is not rewarded" the really scary thing is we've spent so long raising people with that mantra, but the kids today aren't seeing it play out. The rich and powerful do what they want without accountability, and are even rewarded for being vile, racist, and serial bankrupters. CEO's slash costs at one company to raise the stock price, get a fat payout, and go on to do it again at another, while their replacement probably cuts costs even more while trying to raise the stock even higher.
And we have boomers concerned like, "why do you think young people have such poor opinions of capitalism? It must be because they're lazy." Or, you know, just a thought, it's because they've seen tons of people working hard and getting beaten into the dirt while people who run companies into the ground get lavished with riches. I mean, we give CEO's million-dollar severance when they take a fortune 500 company and leave it nearly bankrupt, what kind of incentive scheme is that? It's just expected at this point.
Mark Hardstart is my favorite of the CEO characters by far. Just makes me wanna get a glass of whiskey with the guy. Also, at least where I'm from, the grandpa-run local hardware store is among the most sacred of cultural staples. I think what Lucas did could legally be argued as an act of terrorism.
I'm not a fan of capitalism (or more accurately I'm not a fan of people and governments who treat capitalism as if there weren't any fundamental problems to it), but seeing the old man's look as he gave up all hope he had in the capitalist system he's followed his whole life was genuinely painful.
21:28 Funniest thing about the ladder and nail thing is that it could actually work decently if you reversed it so you send nails for free monthly and rent ladders.
So, just for clarification. The "don't inject bleach" bit was *around* the time where HCQ was getting big, but it was actually a reference to when Trump suggested his people were looking into injections of disinfectant to directly get rid of the covid virus, back before he stopped fighting the development and production of the vaccine every step of the way.
That is not what Trump said…he posited a ridiculous question of could we do something “ like” this… the obvious answer is no. He never said inject disinfectants into your bodies. That is one of the many ways the media directly distorts what he says to suit an Agenda.
I know I've been investing rather heavily into physical media to avoid losing art to the streaming wars. Especially when a service will just deplatform or destroy the content for tax loopholes or to deny paying any residuals.
I remember staring at that last roll of toilet paper and making plans. There's a factory that makes toilet paper in the metro area I live in. I would drive by it daily on my way to work. Yet, still people freaked and emptied the shelves.
Andrew Wakefield..ughhhhhhh. good call out. Thank you for giving a thread to pull on without stopping the video on what could be a muliti hour justified rant lol
That much isn't particularly new, people have starved due to capitalism-induced poverty since capitalism was invented. What's scary is to see it happen in a *modern* society, capitalist or otherwise, because now we have tools and techniques that would allow us to easily prevent it, as well as a wide access to education (which is supposed to allow us to understand why it's not okay). Like Jack said, capitalism isn't fundamentally bad, it's just a... social methodology for how to handle economy and human interactions. It has flaws, because every system does, but these flaws are pretty well known now, and many solutions to limit those flaws have been developed. My point is, in theory, it's completely possible to create a capitalist system where everyone is happy, and we basically already have all the 'tools' needed to make it happen. So to me, the real question is more : Why are we not using those tools to make it happen ? I don't have a fully formed answer to that question, but it probably involves : Rich corporations actively working against it because the more flaws a society has, the easier it is for them to abuse those flaws ; Disorganization, because we can't do anything if nobody agrees on what should be done ; And maybe technology developing too quickly ? Because as mush as I love the Internet, it completely changed the way the world works and society clearly hasn't had the time to smoothly adapt to it yet. (sorry for the rant, I just wanted to share some stuff that's been on my mind lately)
@@arthurmeric6512 It seems obvious why we don't use those tools. Capitalism means money is the be all end all. You make more money by keeping others from the value they create. I'm failing to see how that doesn't make capitalism bad.
@@mrcroob8563 Because that's actually not what capitalism is. Plus for that matter, capitalism isn't something that you either are or arent', it's more of a gradient and everything and everyone is capitalist, just *to different degrees*. ... Uh, you know what, nevermind. It's a debate that's way too complicated for a UA-cam comment section. I just thoughtlessly shared what I was pondering about, but obviously there are all sorts of nuances lost in such a simplistic thing as a UA-cam comment. Heck, I don't think we're even talking about exactly the same thing here, so forget it.
If your going to keep doing college humor I highly recommend Hot Date it stars Brian Murphy the guy who’s name you couldn’t remember and his real life wife who’s also a sketch comedian and it’s hilarious.
As far as the NASA bit, around the time these videos came out (and correct me if I’m wrong), the Obama administration cut a lot of funding for NASA and launches, hence why admission for entry and even the astronaut program decreased massively at the time, but you are right: the space program has seen a bit more of a boom recently, especially with the business relationship between NASA and Space X. As a Floridian, it never gets old seeing rockets launch in the night sky.
I wish there would still be family owned electronics stores out there similar to radio shack. Where you can go an buy a single transistor, a couple of resistors in the value you need, a single switch etc. Today you can only order online in big assortet sets. What the heck do i do with 500 pieces of 12 different transistors when i only need 2 of 1 type for once? Well you guessed it..order, take 2 out, send back. Thanks amazon for your generous return policys and for ruining small local businesses.
I think the most intelligent joke in there is the searching for facebook instead of using the url. So many people use search engine results as site access rather than the url because its faster unless you keep url history on. Such a subtle difference, but when you put it in the context of physical locations, it seems so much stupider.
23:00 + no, man, how's that a boomer take? That's the norm! I mean, perhaps if every store in the area is only accesable in a car - I'd be relying more on online too, but in my country that's never the case and everyone goes shopping irl, unless it's actually a product you can't get (or can but with a lot of trouble) otherwise. And for me a lower income person, ordering is still a psychological inconvineance, like I'm overspending and becoming lazy even when it's objectively not the case.
OK, what did you find with the surf boar bit? Even if I use " " it still only refers to aggregation sites, that in turn ignore to quotation marks and refer back to surfboards.
6:41 He didn't, by I like how the hyperbolic statement was interpreted by the opposition literally when the same alignment insists he lies constantly. Make of that, what you will.
Im going to clarify some things... He endorsed it, he neved said to do it, and lastly, almost everything he said and things he had already said has and always had been taking out of context to make him either disingenuous or incompetent... Peace!
That is factually incorrect. Yes he didn't specifically say to drink bleach. But to say everything he has ever said has been taken out of context? Is utter nonsense. Unless you also think it's okay to talk about walking in, in a girls changing room just because it's "guy talk". The dude is 100% a creep, and the fact he ever became president shows the disarray America is in. It's pathetically sad. Also, the fact that he has given the SAME ASS stupid: "they were crying! These big men, you'd never see them cry. But they cried for me". He's a clown and a showman. (And just to be clear, both of my examples here are paraphrasing, not direct quotes. Just in case you wanna arbitrarily defend his stupid ass)
I used the "vaccines cause autism" clip in a school presentation on how fake news has affected the population. Definitely got the attention of the audience 😂
I think that type of thing is called confirmation bias, but I might be wrong
@@absoluteidiot9316 yep, it is
if no one said it yet, the "Siri serengetti" bit, that lady is the actual Siri voice.
also if you didnt catch it, someone asked if the dad from the nanny was dead. and then at the end, that was the actor who played the dad from the nanny
According to IMDB, the actor for siri was Alison Becker. The actual voice of siri is Susan Bennett.
@erlandyt i think they meant the woman asking siri about the Serengeti was Siri's actual voice
"This type of behavior is not rewarded" the really scary thing is we've spent so long raising people with that mantra, but the kids today aren't seeing it play out. The rich and powerful do what they want without accountability, and are even rewarded for being vile, racist, and serial bankrupters. CEO's slash costs at one company to raise the stock price, get a fat payout, and go on to do it again at another, while their replacement probably cuts costs even more while trying to raise the stock even higher.
And we have boomers concerned like, "why do you think young people have such poor opinions of capitalism? It must be because they're lazy."
Or, you know, just a thought, it's because they've seen tons of people working hard and getting beaten into the dirt while people who run companies into the ground get lavished with riches. I mean, we give CEO's million-dollar severance when they take a fortune 500 company and leave it nearly bankrupt, what kind of incentive scheme is that? It's just expected at this point.
Mark Hardstart is my favorite of the CEO characters by far. Just makes me wanna get a glass of whiskey with the guy. Also, at least where I'm from, the grandpa-run local hardware store is among the most sacred of cultural staples. I think what Lucas did could legally be argued as an act of terrorism.
I'm not a fan of capitalism (or more accurately I'm not a fan of people and governments who treat capitalism as if there weren't any fundamental problems to it), but seeing the old man's look as he gave up all hope he had in the capitalist system he's followed his whole life was genuinely painful.
21:28 Funniest thing about the ladder and nail thing is that it could actually work decently if you reversed it so you send nails for free monthly and rent ladders.
Brennan CEO is a god tier comedy
There's a separate video for "if google was a guy: quarantine edition" full series
...And that is great ! 👍
The hydroxychloroquine drama was frustrating cause some pharmacists in the USA were withholding it from lupus patients. I had been on it for lupus.
It's never lupus.... Sorry I felt obligated to do it.
So, just for clarification. The "don't inject bleach" bit was *around* the time where HCQ was getting big, but it was actually a reference to when Trump suggested his people were looking into injections of disinfectant to directly get rid of the covid virus, back before he stopped fighting the development and production of the vaccine every step of the way.
There was also a "faith healer" selling a cure-all that was just water with a little bit of bleach.
That is not what Trump said…he posited a ridiculous question of could we do something “ like” this… the obvious answer is no. He never said inject disinfectants into your bodies. That is one of the many ways the media directly distorts what he says to suit an Agenda.
Honestly, is hard to keep count of the things Trump randomly says unprompted.
@@0Clewi0 xD
@@0Clewi0 Are your wearing prescription kaleidoscopes?
“Paul Walker car crash”
“Paul Walker car crash pics-“
“It’s been a long day-“
Without you my friend 🎶
came for brennan but stayed for the random medical and historical tidbits
The funny thing about the tide pod trend was I found out about it from my teacher. She was concerned we might join in on it.
Anyone remember the whole momo thing that told kids to kill their parents? Take a guess who I heard that one from. Very weird moment.
i stand defeated for i will never know what surfbor is, "My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"
21:00 if he just swapped the ladders and nails that be a good deal
Google is our modern day astronomocon (im 90% sure i spelled that wrong) from 40k. Channge my mind.
No no, tangent away. Very educational.
YES, i love them so much
I know I've been investing rather heavily into physical media to avoid losing art to the streaming wars. Especially when a service will just deplatform or destroy the content for tax loopholes or to deny paying any residuals.
I remember staring at that last roll of toilet paper and making plans. There's a factory that makes toilet paper in the metro area I live in. I would drive by it daily on my way to work. Yet, still people freaked and emptied the shelves.
Andrew Wakefield..ughhhhhhh. good call out. Thank you for giving a thread to pull on without stopping the video on what could be a muliti hour justified rant lol
I watched those Google vids way back in the day, they're so good
People during the pandemic: WE NEED TOILETT PAPER!! ALL OF IT!!
Meanwhile
People with bidé: Skill issue.
26:00
Which stage of capitalism is it where children have to raise money for their schoolmate so he can afford to eat lunch at school?
That much isn't particularly new, people have starved due to capitalism-induced poverty since capitalism was invented. What's scary is to see it happen in a *modern* society, capitalist or otherwise, because now we have tools and techniques that would allow us to easily prevent it, as well as a wide access to education (which is supposed to allow us to understand why it's not okay).
Like Jack said, capitalism isn't fundamentally bad, it's just a... social methodology for how to handle economy and human interactions. It has flaws, because every system does, but these flaws are pretty well known now, and many solutions to limit those flaws have been developed.
My point is, in theory, it's completely possible to create a capitalist system where everyone is happy, and we basically already have all the 'tools' needed to make it happen.
So to me, the real question is more : Why are we not using those tools to make it happen ?
I don't have a fully formed answer to that question, but it probably involves : Rich corporations actively working against it because the more flaws a society has, the easier it is for them to abuse those flaws ; Disorganization, because we can't do anything if nobody agrees on what should be done ; And maybe technology developing too quickly ? Because as mush as I love the Internet, it completely changed the way the world works and society clearly hasn't had the time to smoothly adapt to it yet.
(sorry for the rant, I just wanted to share some stuff that's been on my mind lately)
@@arthurmeric6512 It seems obvious why we don't use those tools. Capitalism means money is the be all end all. You make more money by keeping others from the value they create. I'm failing to see how that doesn't make capitalism bad.
@@mrcroob8563 Because that's actually not what capitalism is. Plus for that matter, capitalism isn't something that you either are or arent', it's more of a gradient and everything and everyone is capitalist, just *to different degrees*.
...
Uh, you know what, nevermind. It's a debate that's way too complicated for a UA-cam comment section. I just thoughtlessly shared what I was pondering about, but obviously there are all sorts of nuances lost in such a simplistic thing as a UA-cam comment.
Heck, I don't think we're even talking about exactly the same thing here, so forget it.
If your going to keep doing college humor I highly recommend Hot Date it stars Brian Murphy the guy who’s name you couldn’t remember and his real life wife who’s also a sketch comedian and it’s hilarious.
his wife, who also features in these videos as ‘the lady who keeps googling creepy things’
As far as the NASA bit, around the time these videos came out (and correct me if I’m wrong), the Obama administration cut a lot of funding for NASA and launches, hence why admission for entry and even the astronaut program decreased massively at the time, but you are right: the space program has seen a bit more of a boom recently, especially with the business relationship between NASA and Space X. As a Floridian, it never gets old seeing rockets launch in the night sky.
During the time toilet paper was unobtanium, I developed crohn's disease. Fun times
I feel taking that away in video games was so dumb. It made people aware of what to look for! Red cross = health! It's so damn stupid, man
the lockdown was one of the most annoying periods of time as a retail worker.
Remember when Trump said people should look into injecting bleach as a way to fight COVID? Yeah, let's vote that back in so he can avoid jail.
Holy crap, I just realized that the actress at 40:29 is Darcy/Janet from The Good Place.
34:25 I can't even google what is it
Dude, you are smart as heck.
Man I loved these videos
This is for the troops
Its nice seeing Garret
37:53 .....without you my friend (I'm so sorry I had to)
its still funny
they shouldve made a dozen more or so
I wish there would still be family owned electronics stores out there similar to radio shack. Where you can go an buy a single transistor, a couple of resistors in the value you need, a single switch etc. Today you can only order online in big assortet sets. What the heck do i do with 500 pieces of 12 different transistors when i only need 2 of 1 type for once? Well you guessed it..order, take 2 out, send back. Thanks amazon for your generous return policys and for ruining small local businesses.
I think the most intelligent joke in there is the searching for facebook instead of using the url. So many people use search engine results as site access rather than the url because its faster unless you keep url history on. Such a subtle difference, but when you put it in the context of physical locations, it seems so much stupider.
23:00 + no, man, how's that a boomer take? That's the norm! I mean, perhaps if every store in the area is only accesable in a car - I'd be relying more on online too, but in my country that's never the case and everyone goes shopping irl, unless it's actually a product you can't get (or can but with a lot of trouble) otherwise. And for me a lower income person, ordering is still a psychological inconvineance, like I'm overspending and becoming lazy even when it's objectively not the case.
This shit matches with minecraft too much to just be a theory
OK, what did you find with the surf boar bit? Even if I use " " it still only refers to aggregation sites, that in turn ignore to quotation marks and refer back to surfboards.
My google search resulted in the explanation of a sex position
@TheChillzoneX Ah,OK.
Odd that I didn't get that even with safe-search off.
Must be a weird Danish Internet thing. 😁
@@DeHerg was confused also. It just showed surfboards.
Oh wow iv never seen the grandpa bit. Is it pre covid or newer?
I cant find what is surfbor
Bing search engine...😁
You should watch the Agent series.
FOAP!!
YOU DIDN'T JUJU ON THE FUCKEN BEAT, FOAP!!!!
I'm sorry, are you saying I can have purple skin???
25:54 Capitalism isn't the problem. People are the problem. You don't blame the tool for improper use, you blame the fool using the tool.
Capitalism inherently cannot be kept in check. It’s not a political system. It’s an economic system that has driven by profit.
Pog
Like comment if your also a cultured person
firefox is the browser to install browsers
6:41 He didn't, by I like how the hyperbolic statement was interpreted by the opposition literally when the same alignment insists he lies constantly. Make of that, what you will.
Yo wtf why did Obama say that people can chew soap
Can't tell if this is a joke or not but it was about Trump not Obama
@@chronosclaimsall Man, I can't believe JFK said that
Im going to clarify some things...
He endorsed it, he neved said to do it, and lastly, almost everything he said and things he had already said has and always had been taking out of context to make him either disingenuous or incompetent...
Peace!
That sounds like the largest cope I’ve ever heard, and I’ve met Peterson supporters.
@@ripleyjlawman.3162 👍🏻
That is factually incorrect.
Yes he didn't specifically say to drink bleach.
But to say everything he has ever said has been taken out of context? Is utter nonsense.
Unless you also think it's okay to talk about walking in, in a girls changing room just because it's "guy talk". The dude is 100% a creep, and the fact he ever became president shows the disarray America is in. It's pathetically sad.
Also, the fact that he has given the SAME ASS stupid: "they were crying! These big men, you'd never see them cry. But they cried for me". He's a clown and a showman.
(And just to be clear, both of my examples here are paraphrasing, not direct quotes. Just in case you wanna arbitrarily defend his stupid ass)
Hate when people pre-watch videos to appear being smart, that's a yikes from me