I heard one of the other techtubers call him that last year and I've been calling him that ever since. And considering my first name is Tim, it makes me laugh even harder.
I switched to iPhone last month after using Android for my entire life, literally among the worst phones I've ever had in my opinion. Ah yes, it just works.
@@eurotec_ The iPhone is my least favorite part of the apple ecosystem. I'm still daily driving my S21 Ultra, and I like it much better than iPhone. But on the desktop side of things, I really do enjoy macOS. It just renders things so nicely. I think the iPhone is intended for people who don't use their phones for anything besides social media, calling, and texting. It's not a terrible phone for everyone; some people don't need to run console emulators, integrate with Linux, have a universal back button, or major customization, or any of the other cool android things that use techies love. Half of the people who use an iPhone have only touched their settings app to access Bluetooth, WiFi, and nothing else. If you consider the iPhone from a normie perspective, It's actually really cool. Apps render more consistently; the camera actually gets exclusive hardware access in social media (android looks compressed). Plus, Apple ironically has better wired audio support, since apps get exclusive access to on-board (for speaker) or USB DACs. Android handles audio via software, which can lead to (inaudible, but technically existent) distortion. I don't love the iPhone, but one cannot deny that it has some useful features, especially for audiophiles and social media gurus. But me personally, I like android for the customization, so I don't mind dealing with the inconsistent UI frameworks and lack of non-resampled audio. I'm sure plenty of iPhone veterans would wonder why Android still doesn't have good social media and camera integration or texting games. Just use the phone that suits your needs.
"Rise and shine, Mr. Titus. Rise and... shine... Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the job... No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well... Let's just say your hour has come again... The right man in the wrong operating system can make all the difference in the world... So wake up, Mr. Titus. Wake up and... smell the Apples." -Tim Cook, probably.
You could have at least incorporated a few scented candles on set to achieve that Californiaesque ambiance along with some free range coffee striding upon a uniquely designed artisan coaster.
As someone who feels like old man yelling at cloud using a MacBook for work every day, this was great, and kind of therapeutic. I often feel that Mac is the way it is in many capacities because it doesn't want to be like the other girls.
My review of this British comedy pilot. Exceptionally, Dry as all proper shows should be. The seasoning used by the chef could have had more rubbing used when applied to the meat. Eight colour filled buckets out of Ten.
This video changed my life, I didn’t have a mac before this, after watching titus run through this amazing desktop… I was blown away. I ran to my nearest best buy, signed up and got approved for their credit card, and bought my entire family macbook pros and the studio displays, obviously! Only thing is I can’t find out what hot key he used at the end there to flash his wallpaper and change the ui like that, must be a bug or somethin when he tried zooming…
Lack of sleep had me so confused and disillusioned with my place in the world and, with my foundational beliefs and self image crumbling, I spun into the aether, cascading into an ego death I instinctually knew there would be no recovery. Then I remembered I forgot what I was thinking about.
LOL Been working in IT since the 80's, all manner of MS DOS and Windows, Apple Macs, UNIX such as Solaris, SunOS, UNIXware, DEC, and UNIX-like OS such as Linux and various BSD's since the mid 90's, on lots of different architectures, x86, amd64, SPARC, UltraSPARC, MIPS, ARM, aarch64, PowerPC, DEC Alpha, etc. I still choose to use Linux and the BSD's (Open/Free/Net) daily for server and workstation roles and use Window on those occasions when I have to for work, but for my daily driver at home and at work when I have a choice? MacOS OSX. Never looked back. Been loving it since the first release in 2001. Rock solid stable, a much saner attempt at a security focus than what MS dishes up, well supported and all of my Mac hardware (MacBook Pro's and Mac Minis) have worked flawlessly for the full duration they're supported with new OS releases and updates (typically 8+ years). After that they've continued to run just fine with Linux. The hardware has been excellent for me. Are Apple systems perfect? Hell no. Am I the sort to camp outside an Apple Store to get the latest offering from Apple? Hell no. Do I get behind everything they do? Hell no. Did I think Jobs was the Second Coming? Hell no! But... They've treated me WAY better than MS ever did and the feature set and experience has been WAY more consistent on the desktop than Linux and Linux distros for me. Debacles like, unannounced scheduler changes in the Linux stable kernel back around 2000/2001 (as an example, severely adversely affecting stability), radical changes to desktop environments (leading to distro hopping), and the nightmares created by systemd for me and my colleagues, have made me glad that MacOS has been a much saner environment to work within as a desktop system. The Linux kernel is developed separately from the userland and they're both developed separately from the desktop environments and as someone who has loved using Linux since '96, I'm sad to say that this separation of development, development goals and ideologies, can very much be felt. Compare this with MacOS OSX and later, and the whole modern MacOS experience feels cohesive. Just my opinion based on 35+ years using all these systems daily and by choice. No doubt some hatred will be forthcoming below, because I don't align whole heartedly with someone's team!...
I've also used all three platforms. Ranking the three as far as ease-of-use: macOS Zorin 17.1 Windows That said, I will no longer support Apple for reasons of privacy and political distaste. Microsoft is equally distasteful, on those metrics. (If anyone thinks a transnational software corporation isn't spying on users and selling their data, it's only because they haven't been caught yet.)
@@JohnCastleSmokeless What if I told you that I don't use LInux becasue Windows and Mac are spyware, but because its workflow can take the best aspects of Windows and Mac and throw it onto one 'perfect' desktop metaphor. Windows and Mac are spyware, but I just don't care. The only thing that is gonna completely end my use of Windows on bare metal is if copilot starts running at the kernel level (Windows 12 might do this). The only thing that will end Mac usage for me is if the new AI update can access the underlying system. Apple will be using Google's Gemini, which doesn't have a good track record (and is very un-Apple in terms of consistency). Otherwise, I'll keep enjoying my multiplatform setup, because they all have ups and downs.
apple is fine, but they activly work on to lock in users. all they did was just that far different that it is annoying. i used it for work as a programmer. having the keys ctrl + c vs cmd + c on different positions just pissed me off. finder is a real gem though. they glue their shit together. even macbooks. ive said it multiple times to my gf, i cant repair that, its glued. all they do is to press the extra bucks out of their costumers, whereever possible. windows works and you overall get the most bang for your bucks. but their update and software policies are bad. can remember when my pc started the windows 11 update even though i deactivated it. or my new work laptop started downloading candycrush. otherwise i still like it, im using the same system since windows 7. if one pc breaks down i just move my backup of the os to a new pc. thing is they could run with windows 10 for the next 20 years and just make it good, no need for new versions.
Nothing wrong with that. The best tool for the job is the best tool for the job, irrespective of who produces it. It's just my opinion that the downsides to those platforms diminishes the tools available on them from 'the best' to somewhere above or below the 'worth the tradeoff' line.@@grantschilb8019
Revisited my macbook white 2010 7.1. Windows kept on installing the nvdia driver even after disabling automatic installs causing it to boot loop. Eventually gave up and found opencore. Was able to get Big Sur. App store, wifi and bluetooth is now working. Works reasonably well with 8gb ram for normal everyday use.
Immediately knew something was off when high contrast was enabled… also, if you hold option then click the green, it full screens while you can see the dock and menu bar.
You brilliant actor, for a moment I thought to myself: What happened to this man to make him turn on his heels, but you made me laugh at the last moment with your way of escaping? Hahaha 😁
Bash is still on Mac, it just isn't the default. Certainly I have it on my Mac, and I'm pretty sure I didn't install it on homebrew. I know on FreeBSD which I also use, and MacOS is based on, csh is the default, and if you want bash, you have to install it from ports. FreeBSD also has extended attributes. and they are pretty useful if you are using it as a Samba server.
Seeing this 10 days after the event but was laughing within the first minute... The funniest part is the sprinkles of truth. I'm a developer and use basically everything (Mac, Windows, Linux, Android) but a Mac is the best client for DAWs and Windowing actually doesn't matter much in that use case! Unfortunately most developers are forced to use Windows or Mac because the companies they work for don't support Linux desktop. As a result, Linux doesn't have the desktop numbers needed to make it feasible for vendors to fully polish the necessary company-wide apps.
[sing in operatic fashion] He has gone to Cupertino. Like a horse bound for glue when Cupertino comes for you The end. The end of your soul soul soul!!
Only noticing this a day late and almost falling for it. 😂 Followed you since your switch to linux experiment, so I was like "Is this another of his experiments?" Did take me a hot minute to figure this one out. 👍
Gosh...the title itself is clear...Chris can't go only Mac, he's a Linux guy! I'd started watching him as a Linux guy, kinda rather sad when he started reviewing Windows, but then he launched this awesome tool for Win users. In fact, his tool pushed me back to Win, which is somewhat bearable coz of 2/3 youtubers, but Chris's tool is what makes him unique. Now, maybe he can get some time to spend on Linux too. We're missing him as a Linux guy!
why does my imac m1 have a terminal using -bash-3.4# ????? happenened after i had to reinstall the os after the computer crashed 10 min into setting it up. why does his say zzh?? seriously help if you know a out imac ventura and /sonoma!! thanks in advanced
It's April 1st. No adult just goes and says "lock me in jail." You have to be born there to like it there.
Jail or prison? 🤔
Well, given the choice I'd rather go to jail as it sounds they give a better treatment than prison.
Spontaneous Recidivism lol
Hy do you have to ruin it
Why do you have to ruin it
@@PhilipMarcYT both
"Tim Apple" 😂
I heard one of the other techtubers call him that last year and I've been calling him that ever since. And considering my first name is Tim, it makes me laugh even harder.
@@gravelrhoadsSam?
@@celiskurtis I don't watch a lot of his stuff, but it's possible.
I love that you used a hackintosh vm install and tried to pass it off as a Mac mini
It was obvious too, the moment I saw the cursor refresh rate and lack of blurred dock, I knew it was in KVM.
@@grantschilb8019 From my hackintosh experience lack of blurred dock just means no GPU hw acceleration.
hey guys can you help someone noob like me to try it on his laptop like he did 😅
@@abdelhake2673 have you tried quickemu? It is pretty good for automating mac installs. It does use command line though, so keep that in mind
@grantschilb8019 if you use the osx optimizer he's mentioned before, it gets rid of it just the same on real macs. But yeah probably a hackintosh vm
I looked at the date immediately 🤣
Yeah that makes a lot more sense now 😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was like “no way in hell. The devil overplayed his hand!!”
@@MysteryMan159 bro missclicked and installed macOs
The Pain in your voice asking...(why am I doing this to myself).
Yea.. even running mac in a virtual machine is painful.
The way he crawled away at the end really got me 😂
I bought a Mac Mini a couple months ago, and I still have no idea why.
If ya love Linux, throw Asahi on there, it's actually pretty good and supports the M1 GPU now. Just don't expect to run x86 software.
To see if you can install Linux on it 😁
@@grantschilb8019 I think Box64 would work
I switched to iPhone last month after using Android for my entire life, literally among the worst phones I've ever had in my opinion. Ah yes, it just works.
@@eurotec_ The iPhone is my least favorite part of the apple ecosystem. I'm still daily driving my S21 Ultra, and I like it much better than iPhone. But on the desktop side of things, I really do enjoy macOS. It just renders things so nicely. I think the iPhone is intended for people who don't use their phones for anything besides social media, calling, and texting. It's not a terrible phone for everyone; some people don't need to run console emulators, integrate with Linux, have a universal back button, or major customization, or any of the other cool android things that use techies love. Half of the people who use an iPhone have only touched their settings app to access Bluetooth, WiFi, and nothing else. If you consider the iPhone from a normie perspective, It's actually really cool. Apps render more consistently; the camera actually gets exclusive hardware access in social media (android looks compressed). Plus, Apple ironically has better wired audio support, since apps get exclusive access to on-board (for speaker) or USB DACs. Android handles audio via software, which can lead to (inaudible, but technically existent) distortion. I don't love the iPhone, but one cannot deny that it has some useful features, especially for audiophiles and social media gurus. But me personally, I like android for the customization, so I don't mind dealing with the inconsistent UI frameworks and lack of non-resampled audio. I'm sure plenty of iPhone veterans would wonder why Android still doesn't have good social media and camera integration or texting games. Just use the phone that suits your needs.
"Rise and shine, Mr. Titus. Rise and... shine...
Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the job...
No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Well...
Let's just say your hour has come again...
The right man in the wrong operating system can make all the difference in the world...
So wake up, Mr. Titus. Wake up and... smell the Apples."
-Tim Cook, probably.
The throw back to City 17 is so on point!
You were supposed to destroy the dark side of the force, not join it!
But they have fruit!
Ok, it's only one kind of fruit and there are bite marks in it but still...
The original dark side
I love the sarcasm in this.
Chris; you are killing me with your dramatic openings... LOL... Its the little things that add up! Keep up the great work!
i was like 'Wait...whaaaat?!" then remembered the date🤦♂😂
You got me there for a second. Happy April Fools.
Lol, I was very close to unsubribe, but just for a second.
You could have at least incorporated a few scented candles on set to achieve that Californiaesque ambiance along with some free range coffee striding upon a uniquely designed artisan coaster.
"It just works"
There's no unpatchable security flaws here. and they certainly won't collect user data.
"It just works" not in the way that you expect.
It just works, and nothing more.....
As someone who feels like old man yelling at cloud using a MacBook for work every day, this was great, and kind of therapeutic. I often feel that Mac is the way it is in many capacities because it doesn't want to be like the other girls.
My review of this British comedy pilot.
Exceptionally, Dry as all proper shows should be. The seasoning used by the chef could have had more rubbing used when applied to the meat. Eight colour filled buckets out of Ten.
April comes with big mac sandwich
I had a heart attack for a sec, then I remembered what date it was😂
This video changed my life, I didn’t have a mac before this, after watching titus run through this amazing desktop… I was blown away.
I ran to my nearest best buy, signed up and got approved for their credit card, and bought my entire family macbook pros and the studio displays, obviously! Only thing is I can’t find out what hot key he used at the end there to flash his wallpaper and change the ui like that, must be a bug or somethin when he tried zooming…
Lack of sleep had me so confused and disillusioned with my place in the world and, with my foundational beliefs and self image crumbling, I spun into the aether, cascading into an ego death I instinctually knew there would be no recovery.
Then I remembered I forgot what I was thinking about.
LOL Been working in IT since the 80's, all manner of MS DOS and Windows, Apple Macs, UNIX such as Solaris, SunOS, UNIXware, DEC, and UNIX-like OS such as Linux and various BSD's since the mid 90's, on lots of different architectures, x86, amd64, SPARC, UltraSPARC, MIPS, ARM, aarch64, PowerPC, DEC Alpha, etc.
I still choose to use Linux and the BSD's (Open/Free/Net) daily for server and workstation roles and use Window on those occasions when I have to for work, but for my daily driver at home and at work when I have a choice? MacOS OSX. Never looked back. Been loving it since the first release in 2001.
Rock solid stable, a much saner attempt at a security focus than what MS dishes up, well supported and all of my Mac hardware (MacBook Pro's and Mac Minis) have worked flawlessly for the full duration they're supported with new OS releases and updates (typically 8+ years). After that they've continued to run just fine with Linux. The hardware has been excellent for me.
Are Apple systems perfect? Hell no. Am I the sort to camp outside an Apple Store to get the latest offering from Apple? Hell no. Do I get behind everything they do? Hell no. Did I think Jobs was the Second Coming? Hell no! But...
They've treated me WAY better than MS ever did and the feature set and experience has been WAY more consistent on the desktop than Linux and Linux distros for me.
Debacles like, unannounced scheduler changes in the Linux stable kernel back around 2000/2001 (as an example, severely adversely affecting stability), radical changes to desktop environments (leading to distro hopping), and the nightmares created by systemd for me and my colleagues, have made me glad that MacOS has been a much saner environment to work within as a desktop system.
The Linux kernel is developed separately from the userland and they're both developed separately from the desktop environments and as someone who has loved using Linux since '96, I'm sad to say that this separation of development, development goals and ideologies, can very much be felt. Compare this with MacOS OSX and later, and the whole modern MacOS experience feels cohesive.
Just my opinion based on 35+ years using all these systems daily and by choice. No doubt some hatred will be forthcoming below, because I don't align whole heartedly with someone's team!...
I've also used all three platforms. Ranking the three as far as ease-of-use:
macOS
Zorin 17.1
Windows
That said, I will no longer support Apple for reasons of privacy and political distaste. Microsoft is equally distasteful, on those metrics. (If anyone thinks a transnational software corporation isn't spying on users and selling their data, it's only because they haven't been caught yet.)
@@JohnCastleSmokeless What if I told you that I don't use LInux becasue Windows and Mac are spyware, but because its workflow can take the best aspects of Windows and Mac and throw it onto one 'perfect' desktop metaphor. Windows and Mac are spyware, but I just don't care. The only thing that is gonna completely end my use of Windows on bare metal is if copilot starts running at the kernel level (Windows 12 might do this). The only thing that will end Mac usage for me is if the new AI update can access the underlying system. Apple will be using Google's Gemini, which doesn't have a good track record (and is very un-Apple in terms of consistency). Otherwise, I'll keep enjoying my multiplatform setup, because they all have ups and downs.
apple is fine, but they activly work on to lock in users. all they did was just that far different that it is annoying. i used it for work as a programmer. having the keys ctrl + c vs cmd + c on different positions just pissed me off. finder is a real gem though.
they glue their shit together. even macbooks. ive said it multiple times to my gf, i cant repair that, its glued.
all they do is to press the extra bucks out of their costumers, whereever possible.
windows works and you overall get the most bang for your bucks. but their update and software policies are bad. can remember when my pc started the windows 11 update even though i deactivated it. or my new work laptop started downloading candycrush.
otherwise i still like it, im using the same system since windows 7. if one pc breaks down i just move my backup of the os to a new pc. thing is they could run with windows 10 for the next 20 years and just make it good, no need for new versions.
I mean, they've already said this is exactly what they plan to do, so idk what you are saying lol@@grantschilb8019
Nothing wrong with that. The best tool for the job is the best tool for the job, irrespective of who produces it. It's just my opinion that the downsides to those platforms diminishes the tools available on them from 'the best' to somewhere above or below the 'worth the tradeoff' line.@@grantschilb8019
Well at least Chris didn't quit and goto WindowsFX (Linux FX).
ok i almost lost my mind for a sec before i realized the date
That troll is just EPIC 🤣
Hey chris what do you use for your fake green screen? its sooo good! Always thought it was a real green screen.
Revisited my macbook white 2010 7.1. Windows kept on installing the nvdia driver even after disabling automatic installs causing it to boot loop. Eventually gave up and found opencore. Was able to get Big Sur. App store, wifi and bluetooth is now working. Works reasonably well with 8gb ram for normal everyday use.
You got me there for a second. but I looked at the date immediately lol
Almost got me Chris....almost...!! LOL
The thing about April 1st, is the jokes are meant to make the audience believe it
One of the most creative ways to wish someone on April fools
The acting in this is Emmy worthy.
Did you get the mouse? It's really good.
The charge port is particularly good 👍🏻.
And mouse pad also!
At first I thought Apple dropped you a big briefcase full of enthusiasm paper. Then I thought this can't be real, then I remembered the date today 🤣
Great video
Immediately knew something was off when high contrast was enabled… also, if you hold option then click the green, it full screens while you can see the dock and menu bar.
0:22
I legit thought you would give the mini a kiss. You should've given the mini a kiss. It deserves it. It works hard.
Now this just gave me a good laugh. Thanks, Chris, I really needed it. Greetings from Brazil!
its a good thing the Date and Month shows right at the middle of the panel xD
For every sentence u said in this video my brain translated it to the opposite..
Are you making a package manager or debloater for mac
nix and brew are good on mac. I could make a front end and there are a lot of optimizations you can make on mac to give a better experience.
You brilliant actor, for a moment I thought to myself: What happened to this man to make him turn on his heels, but you made me laugh at the last moment with your way of escaping? Hahaha 😁
I was gonna give you poop until I check the video upload date and then I laughed 🤣
When I saw the title I was very concerned. Then I remembered the date. 😂
OMG.....stop the theatrics......ARRRRRGH! PS-I still use BASH with no problems. On Sonoma 14.4.1
Always good to look at the date a video was posted! 😝
The Apple faces😂
Noise video, Macintosh forever... said penguin
Saw the title, knew immediately that is a prank video, a nerdy prank video
The acting, the script, celebrating the day, spot on dude!
"Tim Apple" LMAO! :D
cool acting! the atmosphere is great.
but I imagined what would have happened if all this had been said seriously. horror…
Just reading the title i laughed then i saw chris and laughed even more 😂😂
Eish boet, i thought you lost your marbles ?? O, yes its april fools day 😂😂😂😂
What laptop do you use? Which you usually travel with?
Bash is still on Mac, it just isn't the default. Certainly I have it on my Mac, and I'm pretty sure I didn't install it on homebrew.
I know on FreeBSD which I also use, and MacOS is based on, csh is the default, and if you want bash, you have to install it from ports. FreeBSD also has extended attributes. and they are pretty useful if you are using it as a Samba server.
😂😂😂 for a second you had me going until I remembered the date...😊
That was AWEOSME 😂😂😂
OK you got me! I hate April fools day! Had this sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. Really didn't need that today!
Up next, Chris shows us how to create the perfect macOS Sonoma dmg.
Or he decides to do MacUtil - WinUtil for macOS
First thought: "TRAITOR!"
Second thought: Oh, riiiight...
Happy April 1st, everyone! 😅
The thumbnail says it all. APRIL FOOLS.
Seeing this 10 days after the event but was laughing within the first minute... The funniest part is the sprinkles of truth. I'm a developer and use basically everything (Mac, Windows, Linux, Android) but a Mac is the best client for DAWs and Windowing actually doesn't matter much in that use case!
Unfortunately most developers are forced to use Windows or Mac because the companies they work for don't support Linux desktop. As a result, Linux doesn't have the desktop numbers needed to make it feasible for vendors to fully polish the necessary company-wide apps.
You got me in the first half NGL
are there any good tiling managers for mac os
Didn't Fool ME. His tone in his voice
Evil Titus is scary and loves apple......
Two days later....I'm like "what?"...oh...it was made two days ago.....that explains it. lol
Bro's been improving his acting skills
San Francisco font is godlike though
[sing in operatic fashion]
He has gone to Cupertino.
Like a horse bound for glue
when Cupertino comes for you
The end.
The end
of your soul soul soul!!
Some things are just too harsh to joke about. You got me on this April 1st so bad with that title this time! 😅
lol...I didn't think you were going to drink the APPLE juice!😅
Blud got me at the first half ngl 😂😂😂😂
IMO the BEST April Fool's video of 2024! Especially the ending!!! 😀
the sarcasm be drippin!
Saw the title and thought "MUST BE for 4/1". Going to watch now and hope I was right.
Bro I did NOT know it was the 1st when I woke up, please do not melt my brain first thing in the AM
Only noticing this a day late and almost falling for it. 😂 Followed you since your switch to linux experiment, so I was like "Is this another of his experiments?" Did take me a hot minute to figure this one out. 👍
Feels like a crappier version of Gnome...
I was starting to worry....of course April fools day😂😂😂
Gosh...the title itself is clear...Chris can't go only Mac, he's a Linux guy! I'd started watching him as a Linux guy, kinda rather sad when he started reviewing Windows, but then he launched this awesome tool for Win users. In fact, his tool pushed me back to Win, which is somewhat bearable coz of 2/3 youtubers, but Chris's tool is what makes him unique. Now, maybe he can get some time to spend on Linux too. We're missing him as a Linux guy!
I nominate you for an Oscar for this one. You could voice Gollam doing an animated ad for Apple. :)
Having the privilege of being a Apple hipster is great.
Sounds like you found the one ring to rule them all as Golem
Felt like watching a Camera Conspiracies video
dang it, got me 4 days later, smh. My son was like "is this an April Fools thing?" smh 😭😅
Part of me was life "Ah hahahaha finally!" And the other part was like "boy aint no way boy"
the epic escape xD bravo good sir
lmao this is best video ever thank you for the laughs!
I totally fell for it. Good one Chris!
I kind of want this to be done in the Gollum voice!
Happy April fools day everyone! lol fell for that until I remembered what today was
Just hope it an April Fool's trick, some of us folks still need to use Windows at least in one machine, and here you came as a rescuer.
why does my imac m1 have a terminal using -bash-3.4# ????? happenened after i had to reinstall the os after the computer crashed 10 min into setting it up. why does his say zzh?? seriously help if you know a out imac ventura and /sonoma!! thanks in advanced
Brilliant acting! Shades of Brando or Bogie.
I was about to scream "you are dead to me" but then I remembered the date. :)
I should've seen that coming.
That ending 🤣