Always had the Italian lunch, the leftovers with the real silverware! Died laughing when you guys mentioned “don’t forget to bring back the fork!” totally relate 😂
I was in Catholic school when salt n Pepa came out with "push it". Me and my little friends used to belt that out on the playground at catholic school. We had no idea.
10 minutes in and Sebastian not leaving even a moment for Pete to chime in? Kind of feeling like it should be renamed The Sebastian and Occasionally Pete Show”…and I love both of these guys..
That may be true but most of the time when Pete chimes in he crushes and then Sebastian goes into convulsions laughing. Those are my favorite parts because with me and my friends… I was Pete… keep quiet and then hit them with a bomb.
Digging the dijon shirt 😂. Good for you Sebastian for spending your time with the kids. Having a driver would take valuable time away from you seeing your own kids and talking to them. Keep them close in this crazy world. No matter how much 💵 you have 👍 Love u guys!
Finally you guys are back to being hysterical throughout the entire cast. 😂🎉those ads were taking too much out of the best podcast ever. The way Pete lays into Sebastian is absolutely priceless. Keep it coming this crazy world needs you two 😂❤🤣
Dear Sebastian, please! Say it like it is! You are the bread winner (big bread!) and your wife is at a super comfy home raising the children, planning best parties, socializing... Yeh, even though you have your days off between your shows, you should only be HELPING with the kids in the morning. Its also very important the same rutine every day, builds confidence. I'm with you on this one, Sebastian. Really, sweety, I'm just worried that you worry so much. Try to loosen up a bit. Take Petes advice. Love from Israel
This one had me bursting out laughing 🤣🤣 love how different they are and their takes on the world. Pete is definitely more loose, sebastian more uptight (more like me lol) and they just balance each other out. Their quick wit, sarcasm, honesty is great! Pete has been friends with sebastian before he made it big big so the friendship is genuine. Anyone who knocks sebastian because he is enjoying the fruits of labor OBVIOUSLY don't know or remember how he got to where he is and the shit jobs he did before his big break. I give both of these men mad respect! Both great dads, husband's, comedians, children, and those old school upbringings that are just not something you see anymore! I will forever be a fan and I wait til the Tuesday of every week to see an upload! Thank you for making me laugh while I start my day 🫡
Love this pod . The guys , the jokes the info, it’s like I’m at a table during a family get together and I’m with the cool uncles and cousins and we’re all havin a good time.
Enjoyed your description of school lunches which when I attended Holy Rosary School elementary, we had to go home for lunch. They didn't have a cafeteria, but when my son attended in the 80's he got the lunch box with a sandwich and fruit, but no candy. Usually he didn't like what they had at the cafeteria, so I made it every day. Then the kids going over to friend's house, we had rules in our house like no feet on the sofa and tried to have our kids respect the furniture. One day my son had a friend over and I heard him say to his friend "don't put your feet on the couch." Funny he was telling his friend what I told him over and over so I guess it sunk in. These days kids are "a stranger in a strange land." Stay well both of you and need to send more cookies or candy Pete so you don't forget me, lol. Thanks for shouting me out. It makes my day.
I love Sebastian Maliscalsco so stumbled across the Pete & Sebastian show pod cast and thoroughly enjoyed it. You both bounce off each other so we’ll. loved all the subjects in ‘life’ that are so funny. I especially liked the bit about kids in peoples houses it’s so true 😂 Pete: When I say be careful. I mean STOP!! Great 🤣😂 Will definitely be tuning in regularly 👍🏻 👏🏻❤️
Once again another gem of a vid guys. God you guys crack me up so much. On point today laughed so hard, just what i needed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You two are my favourite American comedians. Love and laughs from Australia
I'm dying laughing at Pete! My mom used to put cream cheese and jelly on toast in my lunch in elementary school!!! Everyone was like "what is THAT"?😂😂AND egg salad sandwiches Always got the " Ewww, who has eggs in their lunch"?!!! We ALL SURVIVED!!!!😂
Thank you guys for making me laugh again today. I always tell everybody I know about your podcast. I can see on Sebastian's face how he worries about Sadie and her dad's choice of music!!! Pete be careful there you don't want you're little girl growing up to be to gangster. 😂
Time stamp, around 1:03.00 place. Have had those naps/ Sabastin /So awesome feeling. Haven't experienced that place in quite a while. Love that you mentioned what you experienced the nap place. So great. Many people are tuning into podcasts for proper info for better health./ experiences/ Great subject right now. My 2 cents. C
19:15 I do that EVERYDAY ! Good healthy dinner leftovers for lunch !!!!! Lol I don’t even hit the vending machine at work !!!!! 😂. Yeah like I got 150 dollars a week to spend on lunch ! 😂
The lunch thing was hysterical. If my Mom was sick my dad made lunches for us 5 kids (Catholic) the night before. He’d make two types of sandwiches: ham/cheese/mustard and PBJ and give us a half a sandwich of each. But he used the same knife! So you’d have mustard on the edge of your PBJ half sandwich. 😀And the apple crushing it. Hilarious!
Crazy to see how big Sebastian has got. One of few comedians ive seen who were unknown and just got huge. I saw him on Vince Vaughn comedy road show in 2007 ithink and you could tell he had talent but its just incredible the rise to fame. Some have said hes getting a bit pompous with fame but idk really.
Dude Pete took me back with the cream cheese and jam sandwich. I'm German Dominican and my mom used to make those for us. That thing had the worst chance of maintaining any kind of shape 😂
Best way to get through the morning, for me, is a solid prep the night before. Failure to prepare is preparing for failure. Best of luck to the morning warriors out there!
Absolutely. Kids understand much more than we realize. Also the worst approach an adult can have with a child is to not realize just how smart kids are (not saying that about these guys at all, just n general). Parents today have a tendency to be condescending with kids or to try to be their “pal” too much which I think is a mistake.
Maaaa roun ah!!! I called my brother Vinny. I said man these two guys remind me of you and I just shoot the breeze. I have never laughed so hard,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my whole entire life. I love you both dearly huge fans. COMB OH C BELLO TUT TI DUE EH!!! Grazie ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Coming from a Greek background , have fond memories of friends mums rocking up after school with a silver mini crock pot with some sorta tomato, onion and olive stir fry. Greeks and Italians .. same same! One thing I've learnt with kids and routines ... they work about 1% of the time (and infact they create arguments). The sooner you get your head around just being present to what's needed THAT day .... the happier you'll be. As Shannon Lee aka Bruce Lee's daughter says 'Be Water My Friend'.
most ppl dont realize our music has a frequency & the one Pete was singing with his daughter is super negative words & vibes. This effects us on so many energetic levels. theres positive HZ (hertz) & negative. Its a real thing.
I love how Pete can see his wife’s point of view so well. The 747 line had me. 👏😂
Love hearing Patrick laughing in the back haha. Pete is one of the funniest humans alive. And so fast
Dude, he is HILARIOUS! I hope they never stop doing this podcast!
“Put your kid down, Guy, let him walk in the steam room” I almost pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣
He's fantastic
Always had the Italian lunch, the leftovers with the real silverware! Died laughing when you guys mentioned “don’t forget to bring back the fork!” totally relate 😂
Pur eh oh!! K Bella Mama Mia 😂😂😂
I love ❤️ the way Sebastian absolutely loses it at Pete's comedic interpretations of various different scenarios.
Pete is a quick comic genius and Sebastians laugh is the perfect sidekick
Sooooooo trueeee I ALWAYS AM THINKING THAT!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
These guys GOTTA just shoot this thing live😂😂😂
Reading the comments...you can see how much everyone loves you both! You make everyone's week! Thank you!
My fav thing is how Pete makes Sebastian genuinely laugh. It’s so authentic and real. Love you guys
Eliminating alcohol entirely, was the best thing I’ve ever done for myself
I was in Catholic school when salt n Pepa came out with "push it". Me and my little friends used to belt that out on the playground at catholic school. We had no idea.
2:17 I like how Pete asks the question about is beer on the list of bad alcohols to drink…hoping it’s not 😂
Love when they talk parenting, Health concerns so opposite of each other 😂
Just wanted to say thank you. Needed a laugh today and you guys provided it😂
Never stop this show
Man that was a long way round for Seb to admit he's afraid to tell Laaaanah to get off her ass.
You guys did a great pod cast .I'm so glad your back to ur old self.down to earth.Thanks Pete and Sabastion. And Pat
Dad used to send me out with peanut butter and cheese sandwiches...said it was good protien...
I was 6 years old 😂😂😂
Fun as always. More stories from Pete though
10 minutes in and Sebastian not leaving even a moment for Pete to chime in? Kind of feeling like it should be renamed The Sebastian and Occasionally Pete Show”…and I love both of these guys..
Matt, they are like a married couple, you know the scenario where one person dominates the conversation….but , somehow it works for this comedic duo🙃
That may be true but most of the time when Pete chimes in he crushes and then Sebastian goes into convulsions laughing. Those are my favorite parts because with me and my friends… I was Pete… keep quiet and then hit them with a bomb.
Digging the dijon shirt 😂. Good for you Sebastian for spending your time with the kids. Having a driver would take valuable time away from you seeing your own kids and talking to them. Keep them close in this crazy world. No matter how much 💵 you have 👍 Love u guys!
i knew this episode would be gold cause of that extra quarter over the hour
Hilarious segment. You both are the best. Loved Pete giving it to Sebastian and vice versa. The best comedy team
LOL to the shower cleaning lady part lmfao
I gotta say im lovin how y’all are handling the ads. Short sweet and back to business baby
Good morning gentleman been looking forward to this I need this I need a laugh I needed to see you guys. Thank you so much again for the cast!!🙏🤜🤛
This is great episode as always and even better it's longer than 1 hour. Can't wait for next week's 👍👍
43:55 Some might say Child Protection Services should be called, but I think Sebastian was just trying to emulate a scene from 'Gorillas in the Mist'.
Lol @ work paused ....almost choked on Spanish man scape... Pete is a treasure 😅
Finally you guys are back to being hysterical throughout the entire cast. 😂🎉those ads were taking too much out of the best podcast ever. The way Pete lays into Sebastian is absolutely priceless. Keep it coming this crazy world needs you two 😂❤🤣
I’m literally hungover watching this 🤦🏽♂️😂😂
Dear Sebastian, please! Say it like it is! You are the bread winner (big bread!) and your wife is at a super comfy home raising the children, planning best parties, socializing...
Yeh, even though you have your days off between your shows, you should only be HELPING with the kids in the morning.
Its also very important the same rutine every day, builds confidence.
I'm with you on this one, Sebastian.
Really, sweety, I'm just worried that you worry so much. Try to loosen up a bit. Take Petes advice.
Love from Israel
“I gotta be the one with the kids in the car!” Felt that ❤
My ribs hurt from laughing so hard on the cutlery in the Italian lunch, gotta love immigrant families. I am one of those too
Rolling on the “Thanksgiving?!!”
This one had me bursting out laughing 🤣🤣 love how different they are and their takes on the world. Pete is definitely more loose, sebastian more uptight (more like me lol) and they just balance each other out. Their quick wit, sarcasm, honesty is great! Pete has been friends with sebastian before he made it big big so the friendship is genuine. Anyone who knocks sebastian because he is enjoying the fruits of labor OBVIOUSLY don't know or remember how he got to where he is and the shit jobs he did before his big break. I give both of these men mad respect! Both great dads, husband's, comedians, children, and those old school upbringings that are just not something you see anymore! I will forever be a fan and I wait til the Tuesday of every week to see an upload! Thank you for making me laugh while I start my day 🫡
Love this pod . The guys , the jokes the info, it’s like I’m at a table during a family get together and I’m with the cool uncles and cousins and we’re all havin a good time.
Pete was on fire today. So funny. 😀😂😂😁
Enjoyed your description of school lunches which when I attended Holy Rosary School elementary, we had to go home for lunch. They didn't have a cafeteria, but when my son attended in the 80's he got the lunch box with a sandwich and fruit, but no candy. Usually he didn't like what they had at the cafeteria, so I made it every day. Then the kids going over to friend's house, we had rules in our house like no feet on the sofa and tried to have our kids respect the furniture. One day my son had a friend over and I heard him say to his friend "don't put your feet on the couch." Funny he was telling his friend what I told him over and over so I guess it sunk in. These days kids are "a stranger in a strange land." Stay well both of you and need to send more cookies or candy Pete so you don't forget me, lol. Thanks for shouting me out. It makes my day.
Don't forget to bring the fork back!! 🤣 damn he's funny!!! Thank you guys for the laughter!!
Whats up Guys ! You guys Rock! Keep up the great work!
I love Sebastian Maliscalsco so stumbled across the Pete & Sebastian show pod cast and thoroughly enjoyed it. You both bounce off each other so we’ll. loved all the subjects in ‘life’ that are so funny. I especially liked the bit about kids in peoples houses it’s so true 😂 Pete: When I say be careful. I mean STOP!! Great 🤣😂 Will definitely be tuning in regularly 👍🏻 👏🏻❤️
Priceless!!!! Sebastian keep it old school with the kids!! Love it! i LOVE how Pete is!! I love the cast!!!!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!!!!
Love your show. Thanks for the laughs 😂✌️🤘
Pete is awesome!!
Get Pete on Rogan!!!!
Ok I cracked a rib laughing over school lunch including a knife to cut the chicken 🤣😂
Once again another gem of a vid guys. God you guys crack me up so much. On point today laughed so hard, just what i needed 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You two are my favourite American comedians. Love and laughs from Australia
I'm dying laughing at Pete! My mom used to put cream cheese and jelly on toast in my lunch in elementary school!!! Everyone was like "what is THAT"?😂😂AND egg salad sandwiches Always got the " Ewww, who has eggs in their lunch"?!!!
We ALL SURVIVED!!!!😂
Had to listen to this more then once. So much to take in. Thanks guys
The best podcast! Not sure how this hasn’t blown up
Thank you guys for making me laugh again today. I always tell everybody I know about your podcast. I can see on Sebastian's face how he worries about Sadie and her dad's choice of music!!! Pete be careful there you don't want you're little girl growing up to be to gangster. 😂
Time stamp, around 1:03.00 place.
Have had those naps/ Sabastin /So awesome feeling.
Haven't experienced that place in quite a while.
Love that you mentioned what you experienced the nap place.
So great.
Many people are tuning into podcasts for proper info for better health./ experiences/
Great subject right now.
My 2 cents.
C
19:15 I do that EVERYDAY ! Good healthy dinner leftovers for lunch !!!!! Lol I don’t even hit the vending machine at work !!!!! 😂. Yeah like I got 150 dollars a week to spend on lunch ! 😂
Sebastian showing up to the cast with Dijon mustard on his shirt. real nice.
Can't take him anywhere 🤣
A nice touch !
The lunch thing was hysterical. If my Mom was sick my dad made lunches for us 5 kids (Catholic) the night before. He’d make two types of sandwiches: ham/cheese/mustard and PBJ and give us a half a sandwich of each. But he used the same knife! So you’d have mustard on the edge of your PBJ half sandwich. 😀And the apple crushing it. Hilarious!
I'm here for Pete!!! ❤😍
Crazy to see how big Sebastian has got. One of few comedians ive seen who were unknown and just got huge. I saw him on Vince Vaughn comedy road show in 2007 ithink and you could tell he had talent but its just incredible the rise to fame. Some have said hes getting a bit pompous with fame but idk really.
Dude Pete took me back with the cream cheese and jam sandwich. I'm German Dominican and my mom used to make those for us. That thing had the worst chance of maintaining any kind of shape 😂
Hello guys from Pa., I enjoyed the show today. Keep them coming
Great cast guys. Exceptionally funny today. Pete hilarious , great wit.
Best way to get through the morning, for me, is a solid prep the night before.
Failure to prepare is preparing for failure.
Best of luck to the morning warriors out there!
You guys are the best!!! PERIOD💯👏
Newlyweds game yes! Asking for years now!
Pete - how old is your daughter?!? Willing to bet she absolutely DOES know what those lyrics mean…
Especially with Daddy one hitter
Just watched the video. Ummmm? ….Guy?
Great song though.
Absolutely. Kids understand much more than we realize. Also the worst approach an adult can have with a child is to not realize just how smart kids are (not saying that about these guys at all, just n general). Parents today have a tendency to be condescending with kids or to try to be their “pal” too much which I think is a mistake.
Fantastic episode! thanks guys!
Another great episode y’all. Laughing so hard 😂😂 Thanks guys!
Major flashback of pep talks as kids before we went into family friends houses...Dont touch anything when we are in their house....
“My taxes just went up” 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
i dunno kinda like the old pete background with the sign, wheres the sign man? also petes right, 4am? living a military life when u dont have too lol
Keep these coming, guys! Hilarious.
The doctor's computer program sends out the reminders for the scans and tests needed.
Sadie's a Rockstar. Love that. No Easer Bunny. lol Love it
"Kids would never put boogers on the wall?"😂😅😂😅
When we were kids, you got what you got,, and your eating it, or you get nothing.
Mrs Potts Angela Lansbury…so caring & maternal to all; mom to Chip. 💛 what a role❣️
I would have bet good money that Sebastian’s manscaping was on point! 😮 Next thing ya know, he’ll be sporting a mullet!
Hank not a bad idea for Lana considering her driving record
Maaaa roun ah!!! I called my brother Vinny. I said man these two guys remind me of you and I just shoot the breeze. I have never laughed so hard,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my whole entire life. I love you both dearly huge fans. COMB OH C BELLO TUT TI DUE EH!!! Grazie ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Yes Pete! Vikings of Valhalla is binge worthy.
I can hardly wait to see them on the Family Feud!!! 🤣🤣
Especially Lana 😂
This is a Netflix special once a week for real
Coming from a Greek background , have fond memories of friends mums rocking up after school with a silver mini crock pot with some sorta tomato, onion and olive stir fry. Greeks and Italians .. same same! One thing I've learnt with kids and routines ... they work about 1% of the time (and infact they create arguments). The sooner you get your head around just being present to what's needed THAT day .... the happier you'll be.
As Shannon Lee aka Bruce Lee's daughter says 'Be Water My Friend'.
Thanks for the laughs! ❤❤
once again laughing so hard I am crying!!!!!!!!
most ppl dont realize our music has a frequency & the one Pete was singing with his daughter is super negative words & vibes. This effects us on so many energetic levels. theres positive HZ (hertz) & negative. Its a real thing.
im effing crying laughing at these guys!!!
Even the live ad reads make me laugh out loud! RIPOFF!!! Funny stuff!
hahaahahah, Pete freaking kills me guy! " So under rated.
Love 💕 the Andrew Huberman podcast as well. Such great information.
I totally get that! 4:30am wake-up 'me-time' for years as a mom of three boys. A 20 minute nap mid day worked wonders for the evening rush.
Pete’s naked convo comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying.
You got to love Pete! Holy Boca Raton guy
😂😂😂😂 I dios mio!! Papi tiene much pelo en el pipi!! 😂😂😂 too funny!
Great content. You two are the best.
Sebastian is an old man going to sleep at 8:30am lol
PETE AND “BASH” great cast, per usual. Pete, loved the Redline song. Downloaded it. Wonder how many hits it will receive b/c of your mentioning it?
I love Petes Great Takes!
Sebastian is like an old woman worries about everything
“I’m uncomfortable, that you’re comfortable” ~ Sebastian maniscalco
Sebastian a Cancerian like myself....very fam oriented...run a tight ship...I totally get it...Great laughs from my fav guys 🤣🤣♥️♥️
Right!!😂
He is a nervine
And he looks 10 years younger and this is only one year ago!!! 😮😂🤣
Sebastian has to stop interupting Pete lol
Guys ….. guys you can’t be inserting Manscape ads with promo codes while Sebastion is walking around with a Hairy Peepee ✂️
Viking show awesome!! Got in to.
Lol I wonder when the last time Sebastian got his hands dirty doing lawn work
The "Gabagool" of my morning has arrived, thank you Mary & Joseph! 🤌
Love The Cast. Ya’ll are so fucking great!😂🙌🏼🎤
😂😂😂😂😂 chupacabra oh my God my ribs hurt goodshit Pete