JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Comic Dubs

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  • @maricastro3223
    @maricastro3223 4 роки тому +8346

    Jotaro interrupting joseph to say: we typed “BITCH” in our gps and it brought us here. That. Is canon.

    • @mercurion-e5t
      @mercurion-e5t 4 роки тому +103

      69 likes nice

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase 4 роки тому +243

      Technically, there's an AU where Diavolo dies after that, so is cannon.

    • @linguine4690
      @linguine4690 4 роки тому +90

      I mean, I had to tell DIO the truth.

    • @miraybolkan5659
      @miraybolkan5659 4 роки тому +28

      @@linguine4690 i tought u dead?

    • @bep8322
      @bep8322 4 роки тому +31

      @@miraybolkan5659 I thought u got donuted

  • @nathanahedgehog2871
    @nathanahedgehog2871 4 роки тому +3516

    DIO: “So... my Stand is the same as Star Platinum...”
    The World: “No, Star’s my brother.” *Pulls out a family picture of TW and SP in the Stand Dimension or whatever.*
    DIO: *Blood drains from face*

  • @sugativa
    @sugativa 4 роки тому +6499

    Those jolyne and Jotaro comics are wholesome

  • @powercore1987
    @powercore1987 Рік тому +114

    “As the son of DIO, you will not express yourself in such a lewd manner!” Said Dio “if it moves” Brando.

  • @Tom-mz8jt
    @Tom-mz8jt 4 роки тому +2717

    Therapist: Tequila Caesar Isn't Real, He Cant Hurt You.
    Tequila Caesar:

  • @kakuja3911
    @kakuja3911 4 роки тому +727

    Fridge: "🍆🧀"
    Jotaro: *"D I C K C H E E S E ?"*

  • @aquacertified4574
    @aquacertified4574 4 роки тому +1689

    1:01 Jotaro: I don't like to abuse marine animals, jolyne
    "Legit beats the shit out of a shark in the first 4 episodes in part 3"

    • @831vz
      @831vz 4 роки тому +89

      I mean it was gonna attack the girl so it’s a bit understandable he beat the crap out of the shark xd

    • @txrconure1191
      @txrconure1191 4 роки тому +29

      Just Your Daily Weeb *hol up*

    • @nineCryptids
      @nineCryptids 4 роки тому +7

      sHhHhH

    • @Nik_ol_
      @Nik_ol_ 4 роки тому +6

      He regrets now

    • @oneproudpeacock6901
      @oneproudpeacock6901 4 роки тому +2

      @Just Your Daily Weebyou sound more like our daily dweeb.

  • @Delph1Oracl3
    @Delph1Oracl3 Рік тому +69

    Since stands are a manifestation of one’s soul, Jotaro wanted to lose to Jolyne in the arm wrestle deep down, but he said he would show no mercy because he was too proud to admit it

  • @jujubewomack196
    @jujubewomack196 4 роки тому +808

    I like how literally nobody is talking how apparently Josuke and Okuyasu have a kink somehow.

    • @KamenKrs
      @KamenKrs 4 роки тому +9

      Why is that so wierd

    • @dinosaurmandiegobrando2295
      @dinosaurmandiegobrando2295 4 роки тому +79

      The weirdest part of that koichi thought they were trying their halloween costumes

    • @oijosugay5864
      @oijosugay5864 4 роки тому +78

      @@dinosaurmandiegobrando2295 that's because koichi is too innocent for this world

    • @dinosaurmandiegobrando2295
      @dinosaurmandiegobrando2295 4 роки тому +13

      @@oijosugay5864 YOU DARE CALL ME FAT!?

    • @oijosugay5864
      @oijosugay5864 4 роки тому +30

      @@dinosaurmandiegobrando2295 YOU DARE CALL ME GAY!?

  • @Nicoleema1
    @Nicoleema1 4 роки тому +1217

    ACDC: *peacefully sleeping*
    Kars: ACDC!
    ACDC: wh-
    Kars: VAMPIRE MASKS, BUT FOR HORSES.
    ....
    ACDC: *O H H H H H H H H*

    • @carrot1043
      @carrot1043 4 роки тому +33

      Do you know the boss?I do know one thing, the human body has 206 bones in it, AND IM GONNA BREAK ALL OF YOURS

    • @roninandrewresultay
      @roninandrewresultay 4 роки тому +22

      @@carrot1043 what?
      edit:WHY IS THERE N-N-NUMBER *4*

    • @Giyutomioka.142
      @Giyutomioka.142 4 роки тому +20

      Johnny and Gyro: *O O H H H H H H*

    • @Zคภ-c1o
      @Zคภ-c1o 4 роки тому +10

      thank you for repeating the comic

    • @kaosking5036
      @kaosking5036 4 роки тому +5

      acdc had a big smoke sound

  • @rotciv212
    @rotciv212 4 роки тому +597

    “But how is it 90 degrees it’s winter”
    “Global warming?”
    Note: they use Celsius in Italy, so that’s near boiling temperature

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 4 роки тому +22

      Well duh global warming hot. Fuckers took my cool. Cant have shit in Italy

    • @W.H.V.
      @W.H.V. 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, haha. I was wondering why they were so confused if it's only 90 degrees. If it was in farenheit that's practically freezing.

    • @rotciv212
      @rotciv212 4 роки тому

      dude 90 degrees fahrenheit is like half boiling

    • @Zaheenabass
      @Zaheenabass 3 роки тому +2

      At 75 degree skin burns

    • @y2kei
      @y2kei 3 роки тому +3

      I use celcius so its not confusing for me lmao

  • @ur.fav.c.
    @ur.fav.c. Рік тому +137

    6:39 When Mista said “careful what you wish five” I was dying 💀

    • @Maple0
      @Maple0 8 місяців тому

      I don't get it 😭

    • @kaeri_flowers
      @kaeri_flowers 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Maple0mista was avoiding saying for because it sounds like four 😭

    • @BAGUETTEBOI99
      @BAGUETTEBOI99 6 місяців тому +1

      ​but five has 4 letters in it@@kaeri_flowers

    • @kaeri_flowers
      @kaeri_flowers 6 місяців тому +1

      @@BAGUETTEBOI99 lmao i didn't even realize that 😭

    • @Slightlyfreaky_7
      @Slightlyfreaky_7 6 днів тому

      @@BAGUETTEBOI99”be careful within thy own desires, three.” -mista, probably. (I changed the 3+1 letter words)

  • @somebody7205
    @somebody7205 4 роки тому +782

    "What kind of escape room costs 2500 bucks?"
    Jotaro: "Jail"
    Lmao

    • @redex3036
      @redex3036 3 роки тому +4

      but he didnt want to leave

    • @d4rksonic474
      @d4rksonic474 2 роки тому +1

      @@redex3036 And if he really needed the money, wouldn't Star Platinum just have got it for him?

    • @gokublackbeholdmydivinitym9050
      @gokublackbeholdmydivinitym9050 2 роки тому +1

      @@d4rksonic474 umm why do i need it though? The police want me out

  • @mariaclarh99
    @mariaclarh99 4 роки тому +1323

    Kars: "ESIDISI!"
    Also Kars: "VAMPIRE MASKS, BUT FOR HORSES"
    Esidisi: *"OOOOOO"*

    • @helicoptertposingmethfrogp7800
      @helicoptertposingmethfrogp7800 4 роки тому +82

      Part 6 be like:
      Kars: ESIDISI!
      Kars: VAMPIRE MASKS, BUT FOR DOLPHINS!!
      *Stone Ocean Intensifies*
      Kars: oh wait hes dead though..whelp im just gonna sit here in space making this mask then. . .

    • @themarathon
      @themarathon 4 роки тому +13

      No its oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000

    • @ch3rp1
      @ch3rp1 4 роки тому +26

      Kars: aliens! Vampire masks, but for you!
      Mikitaka: Hoooooooooooo!

    • @selcukturgut7103
      @selcukturgut7103 4 роки тому +5

      That part killed me man

    • @yellowhawk01
      @yellowhawk01 4 роки тому +7

      Acdc is big smoke

  • @klasaszosta2567
    @klasaszosta2567 4 роки тому +632

    4:36
    Star platinum:use it
    Jotaro:no
    star platinum:USE THAT GODDAM CAR

  • @TheSonicFairy
    @TheSonicFairy 2 роки тому +139

    2:37 dude props to the Okuyasu voice! Spot on, Nitro!

    • @TheSonicFairy
      @TheSonicFairy 2 роки тому +3

      DogeVEVO does a perfect dub Koichi too!

  • @sirtitan3338
    @sirtitan3338 4 роки тому +182

    "Vampire mask but for horses"
    And that's what whamu got for his birthday so he can make a chariot

  • @JotaroKujo-rd1ke
    @JotaroKujo-rd1ke 4 роки тому +1876

    Of course I would let 1 million people starve for 1 dolphin

  • @GodLevelMess
    @GodLevelMess 4 роки тому +432

    Okuyasu: MEDIC WE NEED A MEDIC!
    Koichi: THAT WAS OUR MEDIC!!
    Okuyasu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  • @johnnyjoestar7063
    @johnnyjoestar7063 Рік тому +51

    The fact Kars just wakes up AC/DC to tell him “vampire masks but for horses” is gold

  • @YasuMasashige6764
    @YasuMasashige6764 4 роки тому +363

    “We typed bish in our GPS and it brought us here.” XD

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 3 роки тому +4

      Dio's face...

    • @astolba9547
      @astolba9547 3 роки тому +2

      Never new nitr0 could do a jotaro voice

    • @shifted3307
      @shifted3307 3 роки тому +2

      Funni

    • @sukladey9392
      @sukladey9392 3 роки тому

      And I typed fucking stupid hell and it took me to school

  • @SinisterBacon2IsGone
    @SinisterBacon2IsGone 4 роки тому +425

    The World: *Opens Helmet*
    *Has Star Platinum’s Hair*
    Dio: So it’s the same type of star platinum.....
    *Visual Confusion*

  • @rawmeat579
    @rawmeat579 4 роки тому +338

    Joot: I don’t like to abuse marine animals
    Also joot: *punches shark*

    • @aubergineboi6450
      @aubergineboi6450 4 роки тому +8

      Bryan Leal but back then he did it for one reason he didn’t give a yare yare daze fuck about them back then

    • @aubergineboi6450
      @aubergineboi6450 4 роки тому +1

      Wait lemme try that

    • @aubergineboi6450
      @aubergineboi6450 4 роки тому +2

      He didn’t give a good griefuck then

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 роки тому +1

      I want to die

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 роки тому +1

      He did it to save Annie

  • @sleepincarnate2988
    @sleepincarnate2988 2 роки тому +46

    I love seeing Gio refer to Jonathan as his father, it makes his personality a lot more believable than in the canon

  • @alfredmendez4828
    @alfredmendez4828 4 роки тому +339

    3:03
    Kars:ESIDISI, VAMPIRE MASKS BUT FOR HORSES
    Esidisi:OHHHHHHHH

    • @chronic5577
      @chronic5577 4 роки тому +10

      *cough* 3:07 *cough*

    • @alfredmendez4828
      @alfredmendez4828 4 роки тому +1

      @@chronic5577 I mean when it started

    • @chronic5577
      @chronic5577 4 роки тому +1

      @@alfredmendez4828 wh-
      *IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT THAT HE KNEW, HE FCKED UP*
      *chokes*

    • @quin.tessential
      @quin.tessential 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/wCQJo6Q2CqM/v-deo.html

    • @buccieratigamingstreams9695
      @buccieratigamingstreams9695 4 роки тому

      @@quin.tessential don't click om this link, it's a dude slamming his face into the wall

  • @blankclan7918
    @blankclan7918 4 роки тому +1344

    “He seems gay”.
    “I’m paraplegic”

  • @zemeliedits
    @zemeliedits 2 роки тому +37

    The Josuke and Okuyasu one where they were dressing up and Koichi walked in killed me

  • @flamingfury7312
    @flamingfury7312 4 роки тому +361

    “Do it Iggy”
    “ *AAAA-* “
    Something about perfectly cut screams just slays me

    • @Thure.
      @Thure. 4 роки тому +5

      Flaming Fury the fucking tone of it kills me every time

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 роки тому +1

      *S A M E*

    • @johannagonzalez7968
      @johannagonzalez7968 4 роки тому +1

      *whats the part?!*

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 роки тому +1

      @@johannagonzalez7968 3

    • @TGAK72
      @TGAK72 4 роки тому +1

      You're Welcome for grazing you with my voice.

  • @kefkaconnoisseur
    @kefkaconnoisseur 4 роки тому +631

    "Go on, get mad for once."
    Kira: *DoN't MiNd If I dO*

    • @831vz
      @831vz 4 роки тому +3

      iextjets LMAO

    • @quin.tessential
      @quin.tessential 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/wCQJo6Q2CqM/v-deo.html

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 4 роки тому +2

      @@quin.tessential Pathetic.

    • @quin.tessential
      @quin.tessential 4 роки тому +1

      @@eliavi3251 lol

    • @eliavi3251
      @eliavi3251 4 роки тому +1

      @@quin.tessential You truly are.

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan 4 роки тому +572

    6:31 Anything that have "ri": exist
    JoJo fans: *Awrryvederci*

  • @MEDICTF2isMyHusband
    @MEDICTF2isMyHusband 2 роки тому +14

    3:57
    I was not surprised when he asked that, it was really funny when he figured it out.
    6:36 at the start I thought it was going to be serious but it ended up funny. I really like this comic dub! The voices are amazing.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +476

    Bruno: This is the taste of a liar, Giorno Giovanna!
    Caesar: This is the taste of tequila, Joseph Joestar!

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 роки тому +7

      Nani?

    • @nob0dii610
      @nob0dii610 4 роки тому +8

      Im confused since there are no replies that are insulting him yet.

    • @sattel71
      @sattel71 4 роки тому +5

      Why are you like this

    • @Flintqt
      @Flintqt 4 роки тому +7

      just one word i want to say
      "EVERYWHERE"

    • @menothingelse5001
      @menothingelse5001 4 роки тому +6

      WHY ARE YOU HERE JUST EVERYWHERE WHYYYYY.

  • @shrek6512
    @shrek6512 4 роки тому +385

    2:39 okuyasu with glasses is the most wholesome thing i have ever seen

    • @Jnrisdead
      @Jnrisdead 3 роки тому +24

      *G'noon Mrs. Hirose*

    • @HNblaz
      @HNblaz 3 роки тому +7

      It's my new headcanon.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 3 роки тому +4

      Thats... Not what wholesome means

    • @wontergeyn2440
      @wontergeyn2440 3 роки тому +3

      Три полоски. Три по.. Три полоски. Хард бас тусовки, адидас кроссовки

    • @shrek6512
      @shrek6512 3 роки тому +3

      @@Terratetradon *exactly*

  • @aiden9802
    @aiden9802 3 роки тому +521

    0:19
    Okuyasu:MECIC! WE NEED A F****G MEDIC!
    Koichi:THAT WAS THE F*****G MEDIC!
    Okuyasu: *AAAAAAA-*

  • @clareag
    @clareag 3 роки тому +16

    'This is Giorno Giovanna, he wishes to join our gang.'
    "Careful what you wish five."
    I'm literally dying

  • @AbhilashGregory1985
    @AbhilashGregory1985 4 роки тому +222

    9:01 Jonathan & Danny meeting Reimi & Arnold = Heavy dose of HEARTWARMING!

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 4 роки тому +9

      Afterlife Dog-Walk Buddies!

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 4 роки тому +1

      danny propably also had warm heart before he died

    • @Dandylion567
      @Dandylion567 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe they can keep all those other dogs Araki killed. 😐

    • @THEsauceboi6billion
      @THEsauceboi6billion 4 роки тому

      They even gave him the neck injury in the 1st panel

    • @migelagnas6824
      @migelagnas6824 4 роки тому

      nah narancia writing a letter to snoop is more heartwarming

  • @James-sd4ii
    @James-sd4ii 4 роки тому +161

    8:51 Jotaro:"star platinum what's inside you're hair"
    Star Platinum:"Reveals a helmet"
    Jotaro:"so its the same type stand as the world"

    • @DrKujo-oj1nr
      @DrKujo-oj1nr 4 роки тому +4

      *your. Also no.

    • @luisgamercool2356
      @luisgamercool2356 4 роки тому +3

      Jotaro Kujo LOL

    • @yellowhawk01
      @yellowhawk01 4 роки тому

      It’s the same type of stand as the world

    • @darkcap2326
      @darkcap2326 4 роки тому

      Jotaro Kujo holy shit man

    • @helicoptertposingmethfrogp7800
      @helicoptertposingmethfrogp7800 4 роки тому +2

      I really don't want to say this but:
      *takes off Za Waruldo's helmet*
      Za Waruldo: *hair flows*
      Me: ah, so its the same stand as charming green. . .

  • @lenka125
    @lenka125 4 роки тому +445

    3:04
    ACDC: *sleeps*
    Kars: ACDC!
    Kars: Vampire masks, but for horses!
    ACDC: *O O O O O O O O H H H*

  • @Cabradaur157
    @Cabradaur157 2 роки тому +10

    Narancia writing "am smoll yos" is the best panel in the entire dub

  • @A-TranNguyen
    @A-TranNguyen 4 роки тому +337

    When we are confused, we will ask: “Why?”
    When DIO are confused, he will ask: “WRRYYYY?”

  • @strikingsarcophagus
    @strikingsarcophagus 4 роки тому +327

    Jotaro: Hey mom. Can I borrow 2500 bucks?
    Holly: What? Why would you need 2500 dollars?
    Jotaro: An escape room.
    Holly: What kind of escape room costs 2500 dollars?
    Jotaro: The jail kind

    • @rainykiyumi4855
      @rainykiyumi4855 4 роки тому +4

      i thought it would be a mini aquarium in a secluded space lol

    • @Eggspotatoes
      @Eggspotatoes 4 роки тому +1

      Holly: “Oh you’re in a jail escape room? How unique! I’ll come right away.”

    • @jtarokujo6462
      @jtarokujo6462 4 роки тому +1

      Noo its dolphine kind

  • @sunny4517
    @sunny4517 4 роки тому +701

    Dio : **finds our what he haves a son giorno**
    Also dio : *interesting, what's is his stand? his stand can destroy everything very easy?*
    Meanwhile giorno : *l i f e c r e a t o r*

    • @sunny4517
      @sunny4517 4 роки тому +2

      *man I just realized what I wrote "out" as "our".*

    • @dallaspayday2480
      @dallaspayday2480 4 роки тому +10

      Also
      Infinite D E A T H

    • @morbius7437
      @morbius7437 4 роки тому +1

      @@sunny4517 you can edit it

    • @sunny4517
      @sunny4517 4 роки тому +1

      @@morbius7437 ik but heart would disappear lel-

    • @morbius7437
      @morbius7437 4 роки тому

      @@sunny4517 mk

  • @UD-pn3hs
    @UD-pn3hs 2 роки тому +14

    8:40 Dio uses jotaro power SO ITS THE SAME TYPE AS STAR PLATINUM

  • @Duck_The_Duck
    @Duck_The_Duck 4 роки тому +267

    5:00
    They should have made him say “I erased Saturday with The Hand”

  • @shakeelali1958
    @shakeelali1958 4 роки тому +130

    10:30 jotaro cares about his daughter but doesnt have time so star platinum is him and he uses star platinum to play with her what a good father

    • @SahChi
      @SahChi 4 роки тому +2

      **sob**

    • @Kyzr_Signal
      @Kyzr_Signal 4 роки тому +1

      If only star platinum‘s range could extend beyond like 5 feet

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 роки тому

      No shit

    • @lain5858
      @lain5858 4 роки тому

      @@Kyzr_Signal
      Star Platinum can walk beyond but he got weaker, can't throw punchs and only can grab things

  • @gengy7
    @gengy7 4 роки тому +142

    Kars: ACDC! Vampire mask but for HORSES!!
    ACDC: *Big smoke ohhh noise*

  • @_imnota12yearold_21
    @_imnota12yearold_21 2 роки тому +10

    6:25
    When someone says a bar of soap is a fine cuisine, they're not wrong

  • @senbimpson4027
    @senbimpson4027 3 роки тому +169

    1:25 Jonathan is so pure I love him

  • @owo8777
    @owo8777 4 роки тому +358

    Therapist: dolphin onesie jolyne isn't real you wont die of cuteness
    Dolphin onesie jolyne: *5:55*

  • @HEROx0451
    @HEROx0451 4 роки тому +264

    Josuke:saaay it
    Jotaro:*sighs* uncle josuke
    Okuyasu:MEDIC WE NEED A F***ING MEDIC

    • @guruthemaster4516
      @guruthemaster4516 4 роки тому +9

      Hold on, so Josuke got knocked out because of Jo- *gets wacked by Jotaro's dolhin plushie*

    • @CallMeSpooch
      @CallMeSpooch 4 роки тому +10

      Koichi: THAT WAS OUR F***ING MEDIC!

    • @traintrack1462
      @traintrack1462 4 роки тому +6

      @@CallMeSpooch Okuyasu : AAAAHH-

    • @ironguy366
      @ironguy366 4 роки тому +2

      I NEED A MEDIC BAG

    • @Deva-pq7ko
      @Deva-pq7ko 4 роки тому +1

      Died beacuse Happiness

  • @sergeant_bacon998
    @sergeant_bacon998 2 роки тому +30

    13:05 this had me laughing 😂

  • @dukefisean6758
    @dukefisean6758 3 роки тому +288

    2:36 when okoyasuu said g’noon I freaking died lmao

    • @Markxyo
      @Markxyo 2 роки тому +2

      @Cpt. Penguin You're ignoring the fact that Okuyasu just made fun of Koichi's height-

    • @Markxyo
      @Markxyo 2 роки тому

      @Cpt. Penguin Nevermind

  • @kabulto8371
    @kabulto8371 4 роки тому +299

    “I don’t like to abuse marine animals jolyne”
    *gets a flashback when jotaro punched a shark*

    • @jebbsredemption
      @jebbsredemption 4 роки тому +10

      To be fair it was in self defense

    • @akayo7235
      @akayo7235 3 роки тому +4

      He wasn't a marine biologist with 17, he was addicted to dolphins in part 4.

    • @cellthegamer1407
      @cellthegamer1407 3 роки тому

      ZA WADO

    • @MB-fx6vb
      @MB-fx6vb 3 роки тому +1

      You posted this comment twice

    • @hiroto5095
      @hiroto5095 3 роки тому

      Why though?
      I replied the same thing twice.

  • @joemamajoestar9047
    @joemamajoestar9047 3 роки тому +400

    8:53 "deer snoop, i luv u"
    "Snoop loves ya too"

  • @stavros222
    @stavros222 3 роки тому +6

    the "we type bitch in our gps and it brought us here" had me laughing hard

  • @KiyoshiroClips
    @KiyoshiroClips 4 роки тому +194

    6:16 *Let's appreciate and have a moment watching "Blushing Jolyne" here because it's too cute that it's not even keeping my sanity*

  • @pastellprinz3ssinn
    @pastellprinz3ssinn 3 роки тому +691

    “As the son of dio, you will not express yourself in such a lewd manner” ...like you’re one to talk

    • @anarchy2590
      @anarchy2590 3 роки тому +17

      Ikr

    • @pastellprinz3ssinn
      @pastellprinz3ssinn 3 роки тому +8

      @Bailey Law jolyne…look, after everytime I’ve done, after everything that I roped you into I still care. Although I wasn’t the best at showing it I truly did care. Please, forgive me after everything that I’ve done

    • @boneheadedfellow13
      @boneheadedfellow13 3 роки тому +13

      2:46 josuke bottom

    • @jojo-digidestined4073
      @jojo-digidestined4073 3 роки тому +2

      @@pastellprinz3ssinn people think okuyasu is a delinquent but in actuality he is just a idiot 🙄 😅

    • @jojo-digidestined4073
      @jojo-digidestined4073 3 роки тому +2

      @Bailey Law your pops didn't think it through good grief jolyne oh and one more thing FIGHT MEEE
      ERZA: NATSU NOW ISNT THE TIME
      ME:AYE MAM
      ERZA:So sorry about him when he sees someone strong he can't help but pick a fight

  • @vriska1674
    @vriska1674 4 роки тому +312

    8:06 I'm apart of lgbt and I can confirm that this is what it means

  • @ravikeerthi5272
    @ravikeerthi5272 2 роки тому +8

    10:21 why is no one talking about how cute and wholesome this is

  • @Pablo-vm5eh
    @Pablo-vm5eh 3 роки тому +598

    Just remember that mista uses 44 caliber gun also his stand was the fourth to be introduced in Passione

  • @breadmoment2582
    @breadmoment2582 4 роки тому +112

    4:37 to 4:49 the most intense argument ever between stand and stand user.

  • @lilianasosa4986
    @lilianasosa4986 4 роки тому +305

    8:17
    Nobody:
    Absoluty nobody:
    Joseph and Ceasar: D A M N

  • @sebastianflores4697
    @sebastianflores4697 3 роки тому +7

    7:53 caezar is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen

  • @meowmeowah
    @meowmeowah 3 роки тому +201

    10:21 *I cannot tell you how adorable that was*

  • @Yes-dc2gm
    @Yes-dc2gm 3 роки тому +99

    3:06
    Kars' voice was so satisfying it almost felt like the real voice from the dub

  • @itsjoannachacha
    @itsjoannachacha 4 роки тому +139

    6:46 damn kurapika i didnt know you liked Jojo's so much

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 роки тому +12

      I,kurapika,have a dream
      To kill all the last of you.
      Ubo: ok ) +_+ )

    • @nabruh1753
      @nabruh1753 4 роки тому +5

      I want the song pls

    • @minahkakar754
      @minahkakar754 4 роки тому +2

      So its true...

    • @whosjoe4518
      @whosjoe4518 4 роки тому

      @@nabruh1753 here ua-cam.com/video/Bzu2NQ3eNwo/v-deo.html

    • @NITROGLYX
      @NITROGLYX 4 роки тому +1

      @@whosjoe4518 what part I listened it 3 times I think I just didn't notice that part

  • @excaliose4733
    @excaliose4733 3 роки тому +7

    *others absolutely angelic voice*
    "~Aaaaaaaaaave ma𝙒𝙍𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔𝙔ia~"

  • @arat2028
    @arat2028 4 роки тому +273

    Dio : You will not express yourself in such a lewd manner!
    Dio : _is wearing crotchless pants and a skintight turtleneck leotard_

  • @Passw0rdYT
    @Passw0rdYT 3 роки тому +476

    therapist: nurse josuke isn't real, he can't hurt you
    nurse josuke: 2:47

  • @enderside
    @enderside 4 роки тому +786

    When you start watching the video:
    The video: Bababui
    Me: Whats the life ?
    Think it

  • @drippybacon5850
    @drippybacon5850 3 роки тому +15

    2:51 what does okuyasu tries to say?

  • @R_Criti
    @R_Criti 4 роки тому +155

    6:46 The the one HXH part none commented on..

    • @pancakecommanderandbowser2279
      @pancakecommanderandbowser2279 4 роки тому +29

      Because no one knows bungee gum posses the properties of rubber and gum

    • @coolfae
      @coolfae 4 роки тому +14

      kurapika go brr

    • @isjovial4767
      @isjovial4767 4 роки тому +2

      plz tell me the name of the remix

    • @kingconniebonnie2178
      @kingconniebonnie2178 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh I know it’s kurapika and no one mentioned it

    • @msjay3489
      @msjay3489 4 роки тому +2

      I was waiting to see a comment about Giorno being Kurapika but I didn’t see any

  • @Buggsjustice
    @Buggsjustice 4 роки тому +140

    *"I’m 36"* probably has to be the funniest thing

    • @kazuhasf4447
      @kazuhasf4447 4 роки тому

      I didn’t know Jotaro thought anything was funny

    • @yardley2928
      @yardley2928 4 роки тому

      Hey Daddy

    • @marcusdesmus461
      @marcusdesmus461 4 роки тому

      Can we just take about that you like sea animals and you killed a shark

  • @botttproductions150
    @botttproductions150 4 роки тому +321

    Star platinum in the manga/anime: ‘_’
    Star platinum according to the comic dubs: 4:37

    • @SleebyIsGaming
      @SleebyIsGaming 4 роки тому +4

      Oh, you're approaching me?

    • @trishuna6952
      @trishuna6952 4 роки тому +2

      Do you know ORA is no in javanese

    • @RianPersonal
      @RianPersonal 4 роки тому

      @@trishuna6952 no its useless

    • @trishuna6952
      @trishuna6952 4 роки тому

      @@RianPersonal yare yare daze

    • @budeortiz
      @budeortiz 4 роки тому

      @@trishuna6952 star platinum: *NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO*

  • @nahmed19999
    @nahmed19999 2 роки тому +7

    2:46 - I’m not even gonna question a single thing…
    Edit: 2:26
    I introduce you, the shoe group.
    Shoesuke
    Okuyashoe
    Koichi hiroshoe

  • @acharple
    @acharple 4 роки тому +89

    Anyone think that when Dio said look at all the hearts on him at 7:46 was cute? No homo

  • @skeleman4235
    @skeleman4235 4 роки тому +242

    Jotaro: i'm don't like to abuse marine animals jolyne.
    Also jotaro in part 3: *PUNCHES SHARK IN FACE*

    • @momazos_nyjah
      @momazos_nyjah 4 роки тому +5

      Oh he liked dolphins instead of sharks coz sharks are predators and Dolphins get hunted by sharks

    • @Mike-sw4mb
      @Mike-sw4mb 4 роки тому +1

      If The shark is wamen Ill respect jotaro forever

    • @saichea7179
      @saichea7179 4 роки тому +2

      the shark was evil he had to punch it for a reason boi

    • @ramonabarry8210
      @ramonabarry8210 4 роки тому +1

      He used psychic powers to learn the amount of dolphins that shark ate

    • @chronic5577
      @chronic5577 4 роки тому +1

      He doesn't like *HOSTILE* marine animals.

  • @munchfacer3485
    @munchfacer3485 4 роки тому +163

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul.
    Not even Johnny talking to gyro.
    Jolyne Memes: B A B A B O I!

    • @DrKujo-oj1nr
      @DrKujo-oj1nr 4 роки тому +5

      Nobody:
      Not a single soul:
      Not even me talking to KAKYOIN:
      Stop using this format. It's not funny, and it's dumb

  • @anonexistentbeing
    @anonexistentbeing 2 роки тому +4

    8:54 just leavin a timestamp right here so I can rewatch it over and over again.

  • @Interestking
    @Interestking 3 роки тому +165

    7:38 This is what would happen if Tarot Cards weren't a thing.

  • @marmarx7586
    @marmarx7586 4 роки тому +53

    Can we talk about how innocent Jonathan and koichi are in these comics

  • @gyruhzepli4235
    @gyruhzepli4235 4 роки тому +284

    Kakyoin: Sees a middle aged woman
    Rest of the crusaders:
    BABA BOIY

    • @Micheal31046
      @Micheal31046 4 роки тому +13

      *BABA BOOEY

    • @jtarokujo6462
      @jtarokujo6462 4 роки тому +11

      "BABA BOI"

    • @diooverheaven1981
      @diooverheaven1981 4 роки тому +7

      You're not Gyro,you're Deku

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 4 роки тому +2

      *no shit sherlock*

    • @peekingthrottle5502
      @peekingthrottle5502 4 роки тому

      @DIO over Heaven: Your (True Stand Stats) are:
      ====================
      Stand: Name: (THE WORLD/Part 1)
      User: (DIO/ Part 3)
      Power: (B)
      Speed: (A)
      Range: (E)
      Durability: (B)
      Precision: (A)
      Potential: (C)
      ====================
      Stand Name: (THE WORLD over Heaven)
      User: (Heaven Ascension DIO)
      Power: (A)
      Speed: (A)
      Range: (D)
      Durability: (A)
      Precision: (A)
      Potential: (None/∞)

  • @enameieren9536
    @enameieren9536 Рік тому +4

    I failed my math test thinking about this meme 1:48

    • @iwogold816
      @iwogold816 5 місяців тому

      Was it worth it?

  • @babyybear
    @babyybear 4 роки тому +110

    3:04 that is funnier than it should be-

  • @Tenshii_Artii
    @Tenshii_Artii 4 роки тому +218

    I can’t believe it took me a couple of seconds to understand ‘Careful what you wish five’ 😂

    • @pea1416
      @pea1416 4 роки тому +2

      Me too, but I stil, don't get it

    • @Bestpro-nb8yz
      @Bestpro-nb8yz 4 роки тому +1

      • Sleepy Cløud • Same

    • @stillhangingon4307
      @stillhangingon4307 4 роки тому +12

      • Sleepy Cløud • Mista said it Lol, he hates the number 4. So, instead of saying careful what you wish for (4), he said careful what you wish five.

    • @vaulthunter3602
      @vaulthunter3602 4 роки тому

      Took me a day

    • @owo8777
      @owo8777 4 роки тому +2

      @@stillhangingon4307 *THIS TOOK ME A MONTH TO UNDERSTAND*

  • @darkspine1052
    @darkspine1052 4 роки тому +193

    Nobody:
    No one ever:
    Kars: ACDC VAMPIRE MASKS BUT FOR HORSES!

  • @spitfireblaziken3663
    @spitfireblaziken3663 Рік тому +6

    9:43 My heart just melted

  • @kiwi_the_kiwikiwi6366
    @kiwi_the_kiwikiwi6366 4 роки тому +172

    Plot twist: josuke is an actually a nurse and is mad at doctor okyasu because he erased half of the patient but they are scared of koichi finding out they are running an illegal business

  • @warmishocean6008
    @warmishocean6008 4 роки тому +63

    I almost died when I heard "Josuke my ears stopped hearing!, I'm scared"

  • @swatpolice8902
    @swatpolice8902 4 роки тому +368

    10:23 That is litrally the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen in my life

  • @SethWalker-m8x
    @SethWalker-m8x 9 місяців тому +1

    6:52 ONG though, Narancia’s height and math make me suspect that he is a child. And the fact that his stand is infact a remote control plane

  • @spaghetti2316
    @spaghetti2316 4 роки тому +156

    10:38 I almost cried omg that’s so sweet.

    • @willitmicrowave6176
      @willitmicrowave6176 4 роки тому +6

      Death machine capable of destroying diamonds with his bare hands. Playing with soft toys

    • @yellowhawk01
      @yellowhawk01 4 роки тому +5

      Just to make his daughter happy 😊

    • @KK-fx3ld
      @KK-fx3ld 4 роки тому

      Of course this is why I WANT stand in REAL life

    • @thegodofchickens892
      @thegodofchickens892 4 роки тому

      I’m your 100 like

  • @metal9076
    @metal9076 4 роки тому +78

    Giorno: why wont you let me express myself???
    Dio: you will not express yourself as a lewd manner
    Also Dio: "not closing his zipper"

  • @EternallyDoomed
    @EternallyDoomed 3 роки тому +531

    6:40 even if Mista said “five” five has four letters
    Edit: after four months...I just realized I used the wrong timestamp

    • @MeAnotherGuy
      @MeAnotherGuy 3 роки тому +21

      "What" "Wish" and "Five" have four letters

    • @yusufgenc2513
      @yusufgenc2513 3 роки тому +11

      @@MeAnotherGuy four have four letters

    • @MeAnotherGuy
      @MeAnotherGuy 3 роки тому +4

      Nah 5 letters lol

    • @yusufgenc2513
      @yusufgenc2513 3 роки тому +4

      @@MeAnotherGuy four have four letters

    • @MeAnotherGuy
      @MeAnotherGuy 3 роки тому +1

      @@yusufgenc2513 ah silly me, i thought you said my name had 5 letters

  • @tuskedclover3308
    @tuskedclover3308 3 роки тому

    1:02 "I don't like abusing marine animals"
    Mans dunked on a shark and the Dark Blue Moon stand

  • @dr.pepper7606
    @dr.pepper7606 4 роки тому +197

    Kira needs to break up with his girlfriend. She is always getting him the silent treatment

  • @BigChunkyE
    @BigChunkyE 4 роки тому +217

    Fun fact:since DIO has Jonathan's body. Jonathan's head is the only thing in heaven but when dio dies he gets his body back while DIO's body is in the depths of hell
    Edit: Thank you guys so much, this is the most likes I ever had in my life

    • @CoffeeZombi-ATL1
      @CoffeeZombi-ATL1 4 роки тому +33

      The Devil: Welcome to hell Dio, i have been waiting a long long time for you........ TO BE MY REPLACEMENT, Have fun! Im going to the bahamas!
      Dio: WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY

    • @zweihander00
      @zweihander00 4 роки тому +3

      No he took his body not soul ._.

    • @rebeccalotto8001
      @rebeccalotto8001 4 роки тому +9

      Plot twist, Jonathan's using dio's body in heaven

    • @A10.33
      @A10.33 Рік тому

      I’m sorry but it made me laugh 😂

  • @billythebiscuitcactus
    @billythebiscuitcactus 4 роки тому +429

    Johnny: I know we need to win the race- but *Jesus* told me we need to *kill* the *president.*
    Gyro: *what*
    7:42
    ( click read more for bonus meme )
    YOU FELL FOR IT! FOOL! *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*

  • @xenothecaracal2720
    @xenothecaracal2720 2 роки тому +12

    2:20 help-