Yandere: will you TRY to leave or stay here with me ❤️ Me: Well actually I do have to go get some grocerie- Yandere: Great you’ll stay with me you made the right choice now lay your head on my lap. Me: 😶 If I refuse she will get angry... I’d better say yes to everything she says for now...
Ein i really love it when you make a yandere ASMR with no killing and tbh your lovely voice is really sweet when i'm going to sleep 💯❤️ But i'm not gonna sleep if i didn't finished listening to you, it's really worth it when listening to you😊💓
Her: Where do you think you're going? Me: To my lab. Her: Why? Me: To do research. Her: I want you to stay. And if ever leave me. I will break so much not even Ratchet can fix you.
Did you know? Charlemagne or Charles the Great, numbered Charles I, was King of the Franks from 768, King of the Lombards from 774, and Emperor of the Romans from 800. During the Early Middle Ages, he United the majority of western and central Europe.
mr Wonka, i would like to ask that you have a good day and a cup of water. (and please for the love of god no one uses me can you please use a paper water cup)
Ein, it's bloody 2.50 am, I need to pee. I am not going to wake you up for that, no matter how much you want me to. Although I do appreciate you running your fingers through my hair. And yes I would love to get a hair cut from you.
Alright, I'll stay with you because you're the love of my life. As I lay my head down on your lap and you pat my hair. I'm yours and you're mine to love forever my adorable sweetheart.
Roses are red,
Handcuffs are naughty,
If you ever left me,
They'd never find the body.
Shhhhhit
Damnnnn that was good
👀
Shessssssshhhhhh
She's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down and never run around and desert you.
i respect you so much
Never gonna make you cry
she would never make you cry, and definitely would never say goodbye.
@@uselessknowledge1013 thank u
This is the 16th frickin time i got rickrolled in a comment this week
Bruh I was literally just thinking how I’d love to have a yandere make you stay home asmr and boom. Notification. You the best Ein!
I feel like one of the most iconic types of asmr videos is yandere.
As well as the most requested
cant relate. for me yandere is my least favorite.I want to calm down and not get stressed more 😂
Her: I want you to be mine!
Me: SOLD!
I don't see many of these situations as a win-win but this right here does look like a win-win situation to me
"Why did you feel the need to sneak out of bed?"
...it's 3 in the morning... I needed to pee >_
True
So, we are in the presence of someone that thinks that possession is equal to love... Tipical of a yandere!
Sorry but you spelled typical wrong
@@dannys688 Thanks for say it! I'm spanish, so i have some mistakes spelling from time to time
Yandere: Stay in Bed.
Me: I need to Start my Day Sorry.
Yandere: And Cuddle for a bit.
Me: You got it!
is it normal to talk to your mirror like there is a hidden camera owned by a yandere on the other side?
Yandere: will you TRY to leave or stay here with me ❤️
Me: Well actually I do have to go get some grocerie-
Yandere: Great you’ll stay with me you made the right choice now lay your head on my lap.
Me: 😶 If I refuse she will get angry... I’d better say yes to everything she says for now...
I was going to say the same thing but instead of groceries I said Coffee
Well, guess I’ll have to buy that engagement ring another day. Surprising a Yandere GF is hard.
“Honey I have a job i’m paying rent.”
Ein i really love it when you make a yandere ASMR with no killing and tbh your lovely voice is really sweet when i'm going to sleep 💯❤️
But i'm not gonna sleep if i didn't finished listening to you, it's really worth it when listening to you😊💓
This is what I listen to before I sleep now....... and that's a good thing
Spoon has been captured by many humans and he has escaped them all, but this time, he’s going to stay!!!
does that meam its spoon approved?
How are you so fast?? please respond to me. you are a role model!
Spoon maaaaaaan!
good man, spoon!
Her: Where do you think you're going? Me: To my lab. Her: Why? Me: To do research. Her: I want you to stay. And if ever leave me. I will break so much not even Ratchet can fix you.
Fun fact: Carrots were always the same colour as turnips until the Dutch turned them orange during the 17th century.
Thank you for telling me about this. I now have a legitimate reason to hate the Dutch
This was short, but uber sweet! You earned yourself a subscriber today, your talent is top notch!
Me:I could easily punch you!(in my mind)
Her:I have a mafia friend
Me:Ohh fuck i guess i need to stay
Cucumber Approved
Aaah guten tag, another great upload Ein!
VOID ITS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Me listening to EinVA Yandere gf while still in my bed
Me realizing that i need to really leave because i have classes!
Go to class!!!
I never thought I would need this but I needed this now
I need... more. More of this... its too good
This is epic.
Thank you for this adio it's amazing 😌
Battlefield Players: WINGSUIT OUT OF THE WINDOW
*BF4 Warsaw Theme Intensify*
ok but don’t let this distract you from the fact that mark zuckerburg is literally a chameleon
Craws is the day we get a time in time to call the day before I get back in
let's go another yandere one
Now this is Poggers
Imagine later on where people forget about the pandemic and just hearing that come out of no where in these audios.
water cup approved.
if there's a cold day. and its morning. i'm going to die because i wont leave my bed.
Thx for ein I love it keep up the good work
Did you know?
Charlemagne or Charles the Great, numbered Charles I, was King of the Franks from 768, King of the Lombards from 774, and Emperor of the Romans from 800. During the Early Middle Ages, he United the majority of western and central Europe.
Didn't ask but thanks I guess
Little does she know about the grappling hook and 500 ft of rope I've been leaving for days now
Can I leave? I left the oven on.
So goooooooood
Lucky for you I like yanderes hehe
Says me who hasn't got sleep for a week
8AM in the morning? That's like SMH my head.
I feel like we signed that contract with our blood
This is a dream for introvert
Willy Wonka approves this video
Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
mr Wonka, i would like to ask that you have a good day and a cup of water. (and please for the love of god no one uses me can you please use a paper water cup)
I didnt wanna leave anyway
Flagler Loves Yanderes
Don't worry, i ain't leaving
I swear if you fall asleep again she's gonna tuck the sheets so tight that you can't move 🤣
NOPE YOU CANT LEAVE
I wanna have a girlfriend like this
"I want to play with your hair"...
Hey ein sorry I'm late great asmr :D
You’re never late 😤
Awe 🥺
How nice
Yay :)
What's she gonna do, lock the doors from the inside where I can just unlock them?
Gets shot by a gun
Listen you gonna have to tie me to this bed to keep me from getting out of here!
I am kitty, someone offers me pets I'm fruckin putty
Ein, it's bloody 2.50 am, I need to pee. I am not going to wake you up for that, no matter how much you want me to. Although I do appreciate you running your fingers through my hair. And yes I would love to get a hair cut from you.
Ein are the best
1:40 that’s rough budd
uhm yoa 4 min (mini rp?)
nothing much happened and yeah still an ok rp
I don't want you going anywhere, either.
Why did he want to leave, I don't know why he (me) would.
Poggers
I don't mind the "Serious trouble"
at this point i a 100% have Stockholm syndrome
Cool
Ayo what if I didn’t want to leave in the first place
2:52 ayo I just cut it with a knife 🔪 it’s to my ears right now I made it to the point were I can’t cut my ears by lifting it up my hair not head
🤍Do not cut my hair or i jump out the window ☹️🖤
why the hell would anyone want to leave
Alright, I'll stay with you because you're the love of my life. As I lay my head down on your lap and you pat my hair. I'm yours and you're mine to love forever my adorable sweetheart.
Kittaye
eyattik
*ah*
💜✨
Roses are red
And I'm quite bloody,
The knife around your throat
Is my little buddy
👍
What do you mean I can’t leave I got my passport and everything
I just wanted a pizza
●□■ im tired
You never ever Kiss me and cuddles me is hurts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
I have a job that's why
i will jump out this fucking window i swear to god this is the last time you do this shit im gonna get fired from my job
Are you human?
I think so