Neither were machine guns, but the song still works! In reality, this was actually an instrumental only track in the Ishin game so there's no singing about machine guns or highways. Ju5tAB0r3d1 added in Kiryu's singing from Yakuza 4 for this video.
Oh shit then, well that's what happens when a game is japan only I guess, you are right though as well when you say the song still works, not even facts and logic can stop my man kiryu from being rad.
I wouldnt be so sure about that with Kiryu and Solid Snake (Big Boss obviously had some on-screen in MGS3). Kiryu has some very suggestive side-stories that imply a lot, especially in Zero and Kiwami. We also dont know if anything happened with Sayama between 2 and 3. David is really kind of a horndog and we have no idea if something happened between him and Meryl after they escaped Shadow Moses. I wouldn't count him out. Dante is definitely a virgin tho. Dude doesnt even understand what sex is. lol
@@yoursonisold8743 Would say that kiryu is canonically a virgin though -- at least that's what Yakuza series producer Masayoshi Yokoyama says. Also there's a dialogue option in the first Ono Michio story that attests to that lol I can just imagine Kiryu taking the girls out just to have a chat/nice dinner or sth lmao Snake on the other hand... yeah not too sure about counting him out either. But he never gets any action rip so Imma just go with that fact
@@ultrasevenzero That seems nearly fantastical, considering there are literally hook-up side-quests in which you take the girls to a hotel. Kiwami 1 even has POV scenes where the girls are playing with Kiryu in bed. If they really want to make me believe that Kiryu somehow was just having some pillow fights or a good wholesome sleep with them I'd be almost taken aback. Almost. This is Yakuza after all...
@@burnttoast9081 actually the ishin version is pitch shifted in this, I think he’s just using the in-game version of Kiryu’s singing which sounds different than the OST version
It's part of the noodle minigame OST called "A Cup/Bowl of Kisses" (literal translation lol). The key change transition before Adachi starts singing is used to signify a level-up in the minigame lol (where the game speeds up and gets hella hard)
Kondo Isami joins Captain Saito in singing about a midnight shadow and a highway city, things that didn't exist yet. Truly one of the lyrics of the Edo period
The first Gatling gun was invented in 1861 Ryoma Sakamoto was assassinatiom in 1867. Sakamoto founded the Japanese Navy, so I think he have a good idea what machine gun is
ohhh lawd i just came two voice actors i just found out adachi voice actor is mgs voice actor and shinada voice actor is dante voice actor in the first devil may cry game TWO LEGENDS FROM HEAVEN AND ONE FROM HELL because dante is a demon lol
Keith Helm (Masayuki Sudou), Joshua Harwell (Kazuya Shinohara) and Naoki Kōsaka singing Machine Gun Kiss in Disaster Report (Zettai Zetsumei Toshi) series
Given that there's no vocal-only version that includes that part, and that separating the vocals manually would affect the vocal tracks, I just didn't include it for quality's sake lol
“ to date my daughter you must defeat the 3 heavenly uncles”
Yuta: oh no
Bf: first time?
Scott pilgrim: hold my beer
@@abyssalnothingness eyyy someone got my reference!!
And to date the three heavenly uncles? Asking for a friend.
Also good SP ref. Have a candy. ;-)
Four legends sing MachineGunKiss, who is the fourth? You are.
Woah bro
Woah kyodai
Woah nii san
Woah i agree
we're uhhhhhhhh d'artagnan
So Kiryu Kazuma, Solid Snake, and Dante walk into a karaoke bar...
Beginning of an Anecdote
In feudal japan
@@БогданКрименюк охуенный аник тогда получится
@@renchikun Аники
So kenshiro, lord shimura and kira yoshikage walk into a karaoke bar..
Shinada brings the energy
Kiryu brings the harmony
Adachi bring the soul
Adachi brings the intense cringe
@@veminemshady8482 How dare you
That's Ryoma
@@veminemshady8482 what is wrong with you
@@veminemshady8482 falsehood.
He says Highway City but Highways haven't been built yet, Yakuza explain!
His machine gun kiss transcends even time
Damn he living in 2020 while everyone else living in the 1620s.
Neither were machine guns, but the song still works! In reality, this was actually an instrumental only track in the Ishin game so there's no singing about machine guns or highways. Ju5tAB0r3d1 added in Kiryu's singing from Yakuza 4 for this video.
Oh shit then, well that's what happens when a game is japan only I guess, you are right though as well when you say the song still works, not even facts and logic can stop my man kiryu from being rad.
I read this in the voice from the "AMERICA EGSPLAIN" vine
This is what happens when you Install Yakuza, Metal Gear, Devil May Cry and Ghost of Tsushima on PS5.
All I need now is Metal Gear...
Which is ghost of tsushima?
@@strawhatkam__9522 none but yakuza ishin and ghost of tsushima are both samurai games
@@thread6971 Actually Adachi's voice actor is Lord Shimura in Ghost of Tsushima
@@yonlock HOLY SHIT HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT
Is funny how Dante, snake and kiryu are virgins lol
Who needs hoes when you got bros and heavenly singing voices
I wish they could have a little sub story where you meet sayama in yakuza 6
I wouldnt be so sure about that with Kiryu and Solid Snake (Big Boss obviously had some on-screen in MGS3).
Kiryu has some very suggestive side-stories that imply a lot, especially in Zero and Kiwami. We also dont know if anything happened with Sayama between 2 and 3.
David is really kind of a horndog and we have no idea if something happened between him and Meryl after they escaped Shadow Moses. I wouldn't count him out.
Dante is definitely a virgin tho. Dude doesnt even understand what sex is. lol
@@yoursonisold8743 Would say that kiryu is canonically a virgin though -- at least that's what Yakuza series producer Masayoshi Yokoyama says. Also there's a dialogue option in the first Ono Michio story that attests to that lol
I can just imagine Kiryu taking the girls out just to have a chat/nice dinner or sth lmao
Snake on the other hand... yeah not too sure about counting him out either. But he never gets any action rip so Imma just go with that fact
@@ultrasevenzero That seems nearly fantastical, considering there are literally hook-up side-quests in which you take the girls to a hotel. Kiwami 1 even has POV scenes where the girls are playing with Kiryu in bed.
If they really want to make me believe that Kiryu somehow was just having some pillow fights or a good wholesome sleep with them I'd be almost taken aback. Almost. This is Yakuza after all...
Great to see Dante and snake join in on the singing.
Since Kiryu's voice actor got himself a band, I felt it was only right for Kiryu to get a boy band himself :D
Which is which
@@ethanmorey8994 Yakuza bois *featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series*
Ultimate Male Fantasy
@@ethanmorey8994 blue coat is Snake and brown coat is Dante
Absolute Male Fantasy
*Age hasn’t slowed them down one bit*
Aged like fine wine 👌👌👌👌
Yeah but they kept us waiting.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt huh
@@Username-bin Pretty good?
Psycho Mantis ?
Dante, Solid Snake and Kiryu in the karaoke be like
The three (3) big virgins of gaming
The three alfa Chads of gaming
Wait Snake is a Virgin?
Here a problem which Snake are you guys talking about
@@arandomt-9056 oh true
I demand you return my heterosexuality this instant!!!!!!
No takesie backsies! Embrace the holy trinity of manly yakuza singing. Ah men
@@ultrasevenzero Blasphemy! Taiga Saijima belongs in the pantheon of manly yakuza singing!
bruh kiryu took my heterosexuality when i first played the game
Nah, mine was stolen as well, and we aint getting shit back
If you want it back, you're gonna have to take it from kiryu
That was amazing! I loved it when Kiryu and shinada are in unison and Adachi was doing his roar.
Thank you! That was the part I wanted to nail the most after hearing the first Triple Mix
1:25 "Machine gun kiss de just fall inlooove" *Instrumental* - *4 token jingles for Shinada and Adachi* "Mid night shadow kirisaku..."
The token jingles worked better than I expected lol
Best part is that the Ishin remake is confirmed to have Adachi and Shinada so this could happen theoretically
Dante, Snake and Kiryu.
The Three Legends of PlayStation
But they're coming to Xbox and PC this year
@@Rain-dz4tf Originally Yakuza was a PlayStation exclusive for years.
@@HupCapNinja that's why I'm excited for it! I used to play 3 and 4 but i lost the disc, so it'll be great to replay them on my xbox
@@Rain-dz4tf hope you enjoy them
@@Rain-dz4tf they’re worth every penny. Yakuza is literally the PERFECT series!
This video made me realize how nasally Kiryu's voice is when he isn't using his deep voice
I feel like it's pitch shifted to match the instruments used in the noodle game from Ishin. I don't remember Kiryu being so nasally.
@@burnttoast9081 actually the ishin version is pitch shifted in this, I think he’s just using the in-game version of Kiryu’s singing which sounds different than the OST version
The song's a bit messy, until the end.
Then it becomes Legendary.
That was the bit I really wanted to nail. Thanks!
THAT'S RAD
I just reached that part and I got absolute freaking chills
The song isn’t too messy, mostly all of it was great
Why does this sound so inspirational especially around the end
Cause LUMBAGO
love is badass
Dante, Kiryu, and Snake sing kareoke.
Singing Smash Bros.
Dante and Kiryu confirmed for 10 and 11
@@TimBagels I mean Dante was confirmed for Fighter 10.... Just in a different way than preferred..
@@iycee7 pain
I still can't get over how this version hits harder than the original
The Ishin version is what makes it so much better
That's Rad!
The past and future part suddenly took on a whole new meaning.
when i die and if i go to heaven , this is what i want to see , and join them singing for eternity , this is just perfect. No words for it
You're one of them though....
@@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 that's the plot twist
When you die and go to heaven you become a protag of your own Yakuza series. Doesn't matter if you're not Japanese.
Apparently Adachi and Shinada voice JoJo antagonists lol Just need Kiryu's voice actor to voice an antagonist in JoJo Stone Ocean.
They should just put Kiryu into jojo
I could see/hear Takaya Kuroda voicing either Pucci or Weather Report.
Takaya Kuroda actually voices Risotto Nero in Eyes of Heaven so technically they're all JoJo antagonists
@ David Productions: You know what you need to do. When Steel Ball Run comes out, you need to cast Takaya Kuroda as Funny Valentine.
I mean… while not in Japanese, that’s happened… for better or worse.
Dante, Snake, Cranky from Thomas and Friends and you sing about a weapon that doesn't exist in the period the song was written
Actually The gatling was invented in 1863 being The first machine gun
3:47 Melt.
Three beautiful beings infront of me singing... the sky behind them...
...yeah. This is heaven.
just ryoma, kondo, and tatsunosuke in the same room having a passionate manly karaoke at the bar :)
Nice to see our bois Dante and Snake join in on the fun
Adachi really gives his all in the finale
a song you can sing to your crush and won't get rejected. because they can't handle those machine gun kisses ಥ‿ಥ
This is now my brain!
Great job man
Yeah nothing like singing about a gun that hasn't been invented yet with 2 random people from the future
This is awesome
Now im kinda wanting one with majima nishki and kiryu tbh lol
These serious charectors singing is so cool!
So Kiryu, Dante and Solid snake walk into a bar...
Blessed work🙏
You'll kill someone with the manliness coming from this video
What was this song called in Ishin? "Rapid-fire Crossbow Kiss?"
It's part of the noodle minigame OST called "A Cup/Bowl of Kisses" (literal translation lol). The key change transition before Adachi starts singing is used to signify a level-up in the minigame lol (where the game speeds up and gets hella hard)
I understand your joke, but machine gun do exist in this time
this is just perfection, dammit it made me tear up a little bit :'D
Hard to imagine that back in Feudal Japan they played this in theaters
Best custom version so far
This is the most alpha male song i've ever heard
Oh my god you're so skibdi toilet gyaat sigma male
Sephiroth, Gabranth and Weskham go for Karaoke in the new Dissidia game
Alternatively
That one secret minigame in Jojo Eyes of Heaven where Diavolo, Wham and Risotto go for Karaoke
Shinada must be in other yakuza games
色気ある桐生、青さが目立つ品田、渋い足立の3人を上手く組み合わせた良アレンジ
This is amazing! Goddamn Yakuza is such a beautiful series!
Kondo Isami joins Captain Saito in singing about a midnight shadow and a highway city, things that didn't exist yet. Truly one of the lyrics of the Edo period
my male fantasy in my mind rn:
i want to join them too!
God damnit I love this combos of the songs they’re always in unison and it just tickles me a certain way. Feels good man. Feels good
Damn well done 💥
Adachi Rocks it !
Thanks so much! Snake's singing is the bomb lol
True lol
In Yakuza 8 I really hope we get Kiryu, Shinada, and Adachi starting a band together.
This is Amazing.
This is great!!
Thank you!
Who’s down to sing along to this on New Year’s Eve? 👀
I wish I could add this to my soundcloud playlist 😌
I imagine this in yakuza like a dragon 2... kiryu, shinada and adachi sing this song together :')
That made me so happy.
Dante, Snake, and John Yakuza just enjoying themselves in Survive Bar
Why is this so amazing. I want more.
This mix is awesome
Now this is my male fantasy! Good job man👍🏻
Thanks so much!! Indulging in the male fantasy keeps me sane in quarantine
@@ultrasevenzero Same man xD
I watch this like 3 times everyday
The song for Kiryu , Snake and Kira Yoshikage! What the hack?
I don't know why ... but the end made tears come to my eyes ... Arigato
I came
Quality stuff my guy
桐生が斎藤一って迫力あって結構カッコいい！足立と品田がサブ。
How people back in like old Japanese samurai times know what machine gun is
The first Gatling gun was invented in 1861
Ryoma Sakamoto was assassinatiom in 1867.
Sakamoto founded the Japanese Navy, so I think he have a good idea what machine gun is
KIRYU-CHAN is so smart he knows
@@LThanhHao232 the term machine gun wasn’t coined until late 1800s at least like 1880 and wasn’t popularized until WWI
@@francosalazar4639 some probably used it, some
Kiryu-Kazuma-Chan😍💜❤️♥️
Technically that’s Ryoma.
just fall in love~
What happends if you want to go to the heaven but god says "first defeat the machine gun trio"
ohhh lawd i just came two voice actors i just found out adachi voice actor is mgs voice actor and shinada voice actor is dante voice actor in the first devil may cry game TWO LEGENDS FROM HEAVEN AND ONE FROM HELL because dante is a demon lol
END OF ZA WARLD...
SONO CHI NO KIOKU...!
Why did this work so well? I was so worried something would goof up and sound off but by the end it all harmonized perfectly.
Я Русский, но после прохождения игры спел все песни в игре на японском
я тоже брать
This is fantastic well done.
this is my favourite
Keith Helm (Masayuki Sudou), Joshua Harwell (Kazuya Shinohara) and Naoki Kōsaka singing Machine Gun Kiss in Disaster Report (Zettai Zetsumei Toshi) series
Ultimate male fantasy
Bring that shit, Ryoma!!!!
This video is epic
There could've been a lot of instances where Kiryu could've joined
Beautiful
Griffith got that singing voice tho...
back, back again
Adachi is my favourite old man
Kiryu + Ryoma = Love
kino
big boss
ききやすい
Gatling Gun Kiss
that outro
Why he only have 99 subs he should have 1 million
Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!
the real lolo lolo Thanks!!!
@@ultrasevenzero you made me euphoric
Increble
midnight shadow~
How the FUCK did they know what a highway is
POV: your the Sweet babe
Where's the memory part?
Given that there's no vocal-only version that includes that part, and that separating the vocals manually would affect the vocal tracks, I just didn't include it for quality's sake lol