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  • @Vedues
    @Vedues 6 місяців тому +540

    Normies interacting with Kirsche is always great.

  • @MRboss11
    @MRboss11 6 місяців тому +614

    Bro, Blabs got traumatized by the sounding and now looks like she's about to cry after hearing about the bug sounding 😭

    • @TheJum
      @TheJum 6 місяців тому +51

      She looks like she’s gonna cry 😂

    • @THEGOOD360
      @THEGOOD360 6 місяців тому +30

      I piece of her soul died that day 💀

    • @flibbernodgets7018
      @flibbernodgets7018 19 днів тому

      She looked more distressed about the ketchup, tbh

  • @omganotherun
    @omganotherun 6 місяців тому +412

    I love Kirsche. She hurts my soul but it also hurts so good.

    • @alexwolf9482
      @alexwolf9482 6 місяців тому +22

      Exactly the sounding people thoughts on insects

  • @jeremymain7303
    @jeremymain7303 6 місяців тому +594

    0:22 He knew. He knew exactly what was coming.

    • @OmenOfStorms
      @OmenOfStorms 6 місяців тому +121

      His face was the representation of"Oh god why"

    • @Enyoiyourself
      @Enyoiyourself 6 місяців тому +72

      More like, he knew something was coming, he just didn't know what.

    • @NicholasStabile
      @NicholasStabile 5 місяців тому +12

      Well he use to be in charge of a website called "ScrewAttack", so it shouldn't be a surprise.

  • @CircaSriYak
    @CircaSriYak 6 місяців тому +525

    "Bugs can't consent."
    thank you kirsche for causing this sentence to exist 🙏

    • @hermanmuncly1044
      @hermanmuncly1044 6 місяців тому +61

      It actually took Pippa quiet a while to convince the Silly Woman that bugs could not consent.

    • @DeReAntiqua
      @DeReAntiqua 6 місяців тому +29

      @@hermanmuncly1044 It even took her quite a while to convince Kirsche that bugs were animals...

    • @j-red9121
      @j-red9121 6 місяців тому +20

      Kirsche "Maybe Rape IS a higher purpose for bugs" Verstahl, lmao. Gotta love spicy cat.

  • @Do_It_Now_XD
    @Do_It_Now_XD 6 місяців тому +221

    Literally Kirsche's Greatest Hits

  • @emp100k
    @emp100k 6 місяців тому +119

    The whole time Blabs with the 1000 yard stare like "why are we still here..."

  • @coldacid
    @coldacid 6 місяців тому +204

    Poor Blabs looked like she was gonna cry hearing about sounding

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 6 місяців тому +13

      Tbh, i don't blame her!

    • @tbonbrad
      @tbonbrad 5 місяців тому +7

      @@nickpapadopoulos9978No shame in crying.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 місяців тому +6

      It's worse than the time she learned the meaning of DP and Disparu was laughing his arse off.

  • @teux01
    @teux01 6 місяців тому +197

    I love watching Kirsche interacting with normie streamers for the first time.
    Even when she's toned down quite a bit there is always some kind of shock factor going on.

  • @ren_suzugamori1427
    @ren_suzugamori1427 6 місяців тому +124

    Top left girl's reaction to Kirsche's desk ketchup bottle is just priceless! Makes-up for the many times the guy of the call had to leave due to discussion of Sounding.

  • @M3H13
    @M3H13 6 місяців тому +178

    What frightens me the most is two withe women bonding over sounding...

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 6 місяців тому

      ...what else are white women supposed to bond over?

    • @-scrim
      @-scrim 3 місяці тому

      wait until you see black women 💀

  • @CrowRobo-Z
    @CrowRobo-Z 6 місяців тому +62

    Bugs cannot consent. But Matara Kan.

  • @tinyknott
    @tinyknott 6 місяців тому +56

    Blabs had a very human reaction to it. Melonie has seen some shit.

    • @JaxFPrime81
      @JaxFPrime81 4 місяці тому +4

      Blabs seems like a very sheltered child growing up and Mel definitely has had a wild streak in her formative teenage years, despite being a minister's child.

  • @LosDog
    @LosDog 6 місяців тому +79

    Kirche spreading the gospel everywhere she goes

  • @scytheflash2053
    @scytheflash2053 6 місяців тому +43

    Ah yes, Kirsche's two most favorite things to talk about, sounding and room-temperature ketchup.

  • @dvid51524
    @dvid51524 6 місяців тому +56

    SOUNDING IS THE ACT OF MEASURING THE DEPTH OF WATER.
    I used to do some sounding and now I can only think of pp in this context
    Goddamit Kirsche

  • @Crimson522
    @Crimson522 6 місяців тому +91

    I hope she comes back. They weren’t even able to really talk about the streams main topics cuz kirsches tangent powers kept derailing it

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda 6 місяців тому +25

    Buzz Lightyear: “To Infinity and Beyond!”
    Beyond:

  • @ObeseNarwhal-iz9zp
    @ObeseNarwhal-iz9zp 6 місяців тому +61

    "like playing with your mic effects and all that?"

    • @RikisX
      @RikisX 6 місяців тому +11

      Yeah... Sweet summer's child.

  • @Urist_Mythrilforged
    @Urist_Mythrilforged 6 місяців тому +56

    Craig dropping out as it got to this point got me good.

  • @bernardogomes9891
    @bernardogomes9891 6 місяців тому +143

    I had the choice to not click this, especially knowing kirsche. Yet, here I am. Day ruined.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 6 місяців тому +35

      Keep walking, tourist, this is a fokusu neighborhood.

    • @Weird_Alchemist42
      @Weird_Alchemist42 6 місяців тому +15

      Yet you chose to click on this. So the only one to blame for ruining your day is yourself.

    • @lancearnedo7837
      @lancearnedo7837 6 місяців тому +12

      @@Tunkkis he's obviously been around the block, he just wished to forget like all of us do

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 6 місяців тому +6

      well...enjoy?

    • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
      @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 4 місяці тому

      @@Tunkkis Hey poser, get off the block

  • @Incubansoul
    @Incubansoul 6 місяців тому +41

    Craig be like "nah fuck this I'm out" lol

  • @Kurgan0822
    @Kurgan0822 6 місяців тому +31

    Craig and Blabs were not ready for a stream with Kirsche

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 6 місяців тому +13

      To be fair, not many people are ready for Kirsche.

  • @Krensharpaw
    @Krensharpaw 6 місяців тому +20

    Bro just logged off like "I'm pulling the eject cord on this" lol.

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms 6 місяців тому +163

    Who watched a single minute of Kirsche and decided “Yeah, she’d be great as a guest on our collab normal people watch!”?
    Also, Stuttering Craig, damn… that’s a name I haven’t heard in _years._ Glad he’s still kicking around.

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 6 місяців тому +33

      Ah yes, the first V-Tuber to be on Side Scrollers and they go with the Spicy Foxu with a penchant for cursed articles and topics.

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 6 місяців тому +22

      Whoever it was, was fucking right.

    • @aramondehasashi3324
      @aramondehasashi3324 6 місяців тому +7

      When I found out Craig had a channel a year ago I was like Obi-Wan in A New Hope.
      "Now that's a name I've not heard im a long time, a long time"

    • @Karthage922
      @Karthage922 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Starphoenix I feel like it was an epic choice honestly, it was a great stream lol. And there is a non zero chance of Kirsche and Razorfist being on together which would be.... One way or another it'd be legendary.

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Karthage922 Not saying she isn't a great choice, but Kirsche does come on really strong for those who aren't already familiar with V-Tuber Culture. I figure most people are expecting something like a Seiso Cutesy Anime Girl, not The Second Coming of Alex Jones but as a Fox Girl.
      Still appreciate her, her tangents, her tabs, and her massive soun- (this user has been banned)

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 6 місяців тому +42

    I thought Craig left on purpose for a moment. That would have been the smart move!

  • @ZoltánNagy-m7m
    @ZoltánNagy-m7m 6 місяців тому +24

    Craig cutting out at 0:40 nearly killed me 🤣

  • @chillNinjaLowSkill
    @chillNinjaLowSkill 6 місяців тому +13

    lady in a cap died that day, and was rebirthed with the knowledge she never wished would be bestowed upon her 🙏 all hail Kirsche the silly fox woman

  • @jestersraven408
    @jestersraven408 3 місяці тому +3

    I didnt know what sounding was until I started watching Kirsche clips

  • @camrynsmith7631
    @camrynsmith7631 6 місяців тому +11

    Craig made the best move of his life, twice, by leaving when Kirsche started talked, then made the worst mistake by coming back, twice.

  • @stein5838
    @stein5838 6 місяців тому +15

    It's hilarious how Melonie is handling this the best 😂

  • @Zachmxyzptlk
    @Zachmxyzptlk 6 місяців тому +11

    1:56 bruh kirshe should convince Craig to bring pippa to side scrollers.

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 6 місяців тому +16

    For the last time kids! If you see a stray Spicy Cat outside, *don't* let into the house!

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 6 місяців тому +8

      If you put a fox in your house, it's going to do fox things!

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 4 місяці тому

      Why?

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 6 місяців тому +10

    This is probably the equivalent of a TTRPG player introducing normies to the anal circumstance table.

    • @awesomepawn2
      @awesomepawn2 5 місяців тому +1

      oh fuck i completely forgot about that goddamn game

  • @fullstackweebdev
    @fullstackweebdev 6 місяців тому +7

    “There’s no way they don’t know what sounding is!”
    Kirsche…. I didn’t know what it was until I started watching you. Now I know more about it than my own country’s history…

  • @linkdude777
    @linkdude777 6 місяців тому +7

    I’ve known stuttering Craig since the old screwattack days. I never expected to see him interact with someone like kirsche, so this is crazy to see for me.

  • @supermaster2012
    @supermaster2012 6 місяців тому +15

    Melonie Mac, that's a name I haven't heard in 15 years.

  • @norad_clips
    @norad_clips 6 місяців тому +5

    Her reaction to the ketchup sound XD

  • @aramondehasashi3324
    @aramondehasashi3324 6 місяців тому +3

    What?! I love Side Scrollers and Kirsche, i didn't know they had her on the show! Man of all the Vtubers out there the first one on your show is the hardest Dark Souls boss of Vtubers lmao!

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 6 місяців тому +61

    Whether you agree with her religious beliefs or not, Melonie Mac having the ovaries to speak out against TheAlphabetMafia, which caused Twitch to ban her, makes her *incredibly* based. Glad her & Kirsche are acquainted! 👍

  • @JadedWarlock
    @JadedWarlock 6 місяців тому +14

    Craig just could not.

  • @TragerM
    @TragerM 5 місяців тому +1

    just love how that "last second" was tossed in, for the vid....

  • @MrNorker77
    @MrNorker77 6 місяців тому +5

    Blabs looks like I do when I listen to Kirsche when she talks about cursed stuff.

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 6 місяців тому +12

    Craig is a man of culture I see...

  • @FlanTheChat
    @FlanTheChat 6 місяців тому +7

    Blabs is about to cry

  • @lightninstriker10
    @lightninstriker10 3 місяці тому +2

    So is this the thing now? Wherever Kirsche guest-stars she has to traumatize the others? Because I'm here for it, it's hysterical.

  • @lonepigeon68
    @lonepigeon68 3 місяці тому +1

    Now we just need Kirsche to introduce them to Queer Duck and have an analysis of that.

  • @onerevenant1211
    @onerevenant1211 6 місяців тому +5

    The level of unhingedness if exactly why I love vtubers

  • @UNSC-Saratoga
    @UNSC-Saratoga 6 місяців тому +6

    Yooooo I was in a clip AND made Kirsche say “oh no”! Lets goooooo.

  • @burlyboomer4283
    @burlyboomer4283 6 місяців тому +6

    You can actually see Blabs' soul leaving her body.

  • @rndomm0nkey847
    @rndomm0nkey847 6 місяців тому +7

    kirsche cant make a perfect impression without sounding and desk ketchup.

  • @-LastStand-
    @-LastStand- 5 місяців тому +2

    Craig pulled the rip cord and said ✌️

  • @thingrin5562
    @thingrin5562 6 місяців тому +3

    Always keep ketchup in the refrigerator after opening so you don't get maggies

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 6 місяців тому +4

    The guy could have retracted Buzz's wings if he worked on his kegels. 😂

  • @MichaelMiller-bs3tz
    @MichaelMiller-bs3tz 5 місяців тому +1

    Blabs had the Tucker Carlson "What the fuck" look the entire time.

  • @Smcpot101
    @Smcpot101 5 місяців тому +2

    Whenever I start feeling sad, I watch this clip and stop feeling sad

  • @TheRandomMuffinMan
    @TheRandomMuffinMan 6 місяців тому +4

    I love how the guy and that blabs chick were horrified while the chick on the bottom right was engaged.

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 6 місяців тому +11

    desk ketchup is best ketchup...

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 6 місяців тому +2

      (plastic ketchup bottle shaking intensifies)

    • @itbesilly4544
      @itbesilly4544 6 місяців тому

      (just add a little water _intensifies_)

  • @shinigamiauthor
    @shinigamiauthor 6 місяців тому +6

    Kirsche is a tresure

  • @rigg4146
    @rigg4146 6 місяців тому +4

    oh no. Melonie met Kirsche. I gotta watch this stream now

  • @braydenchan302
    @braydenchan302 4 місяці тому

    Truly a staring into the warp and the warp staring back moment

  • @Grandtemplar1191
    @Grandtemplar1191 5 місяців тому +1

    Craig’s face when he finds out

  • @davidhfranz
    @davidhfranz Місяць тому

    When she was explaining Sounding to Shad, Chrissie started poking upward towards Disparu with her finger.

  • @SYG_Aegis
    @SYG_Aegis 6 місяців тому +5

    I love kirsche so much bros

  • @Rezec75
    @Rezec75 6 місяців тому +3

    poor Blabs...

  • @schwarz8614
    @schwarz8614 6 місяців тому +2

    Who doesn't know what sounding is. That went around everywhere.

    • @WaifuKnight.
      @WaifuKnight. 5 місяців тому

      I finally found out today. Crucial knowledge

  • @nottaj
    @nottaj 6 місяців тому +2

    The music at 2:05 and 2:19 is on point.

  • @slamshift6927
    @slamshift6927 4 місяці тому

    I feel a lot less bad about my desk coffee pot now.
    At least that thing makes sense. It's coffee.

  • @Lovelymuffins12
    @Lovelymuffins12 6 місяців тому +4

    this is way better then it could have been.

  • @louissteyn6871
    @louissteyn6871 6 місяців тому +3

    What kirche doesn't mention about the double A battery sounding is that it caused chemical burns in the guy's urethra effectively blocking it and preventing him from peeing so they had to cut into his taint to do a skin graft so that they didn't need to carve up his junk

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 5 місяців тому +1

    I'll never watch Toy Story the same way again

  • @Kazen169
    @Kazen169 Місяць тому

    3 and a half minutes of madness ended with "I have autism " had me rolling

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 6 місяців тому +3

    I took 10D6 of mental damage

  • @pondfishrancher
    @pondfishrancher 6 місяців тому +1

    Imagine my horror when I realized Urethra is the other hole

  • @haydenTenno-
    @haydenTenno- 6 місяців тому +2

    “A Rumble of women”

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 12 днів тому

    Kirsche talked sounding and craig bounced. Lol

  • @ChronicallyUnlucky
    @ChronicallyUnlucky 5 місяців тому +2

    God bless Kirsche Vershtal

  • @jamesjjameson1632
    @jamesjjameson1632 6 місяців тому +1

    Stuttering Craig? That's a name I havent heard in years...

  • @70galaxie
    @70galaxie 5 місяців тому +1

    trauma warning should be in title. ahahaha

  • @VinegarMoneyGrows
    @VinegarMoneyGrows 5 місяців тому +1

    Kirsche the Sound Master

  • @gratefulguy4130
    @gratefulguy4130 6 місяців тому +2

    Bug grapes

  • @Xemphas
    @Xemphas Місяць тому

    Blabs was going through hell LMFAOOOOO

  • @elijahsnow3119
    @elijahsnow3119 5 місяців тому

    Blabs…. Face…. Dying with laughter

  • @herpderpinson2118
    @herpderpinson2118 6 місяців тому +1

    First 15 seconds, sounding. Sounds about right.

  • @DeReAntiqua
    @DeReAntiqua 6 місяців тому

    That ranked among the five best Pippa streams of all time, and the archive re-up is still banned by YT in a lot of countries. Thank god for the Internet Archive.

  • @lordscrewtape2897
    @lordscrewtape2897 2 місяці тому

    In the immortal words of slim Pickens... what in the wide wide world of sports is a going on here...🤔

  • @Jfreek5050
    @Jfreek5050 5 місяців тому

    Gyaddamn this reminds me back when comedy central was actually funny like in 2012

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 Місяць тому

    Kirsche’s an internet treasure.

  • @GJGaming208
    @GJGaming208 23 дні тому

    Every time do. not. engage. the. bit. or. be. granted. cursed. knowledge. Oh also don’t ask “what is it?” or be granted that knowledge anyways..so basically you’re screwed.

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 6 місяців тому +2

    A couple more streams like this and Kirsche will finally become real!

  • @BrownGaijin
    @BrownGaijin 5 місяців тому

    And then, they invited her back.

  • @Ketooey
    @Ketooey 6 місяців тому

    Woah, it's Craig. Haven't seen him in years, since the Screwattack days.

  • @fosterbennington6405
    @fosterbennington6405 6 місяців тому +1

    I can’t make it past the first line, that kind of interaction hurts me deeply.

  • @steveo9284
    @steveo9284 6 місяців тому +2

    To infinity and beyond!!!

  • @nathansteinfromarkham7109
    @nathansteinfromarkham7109 4 місяці тому

    Read Florida Man stories. They’re not THIS crazy but they are crazy funnny.

  • @awesomepawn2
    @awesomepawn2 5 місяців тому

    blabs looks so uncomfortable omg

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian 6 місяців тому +1

    Nope. I am noping out. I am noping out.

  • @Fardawg
    @Fardawg 4 місяці тому

    They aren't as "innocent" as you might think. Blabs is part of another show, "The Full Aussie," where this kind of thing would fit right in.

  • @TentacleJesus
    @TentacleJesus 6 місяців тому +1

    man said fuck this shit im out

  • @B1RDSEYE
    @B1RDSEYE 6 місяців тому

    Of all the people here, I have to say I’m surprised that Melonie was not the one completely disgusted. I’m happy to be surprised like that, for sure, but I am surprised.