Types of Nurses: Giving Report *FUNNY*
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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oh HUNEY you know the FAST TALKER is the one us nursing students get on our FIRST day of clinical 😩
THIS!!! first day on the ward I cried after the handover I was so stressed 😭😭
I got one when I floated to med sure ortho. Let’s just say I was traumatized and didn’t know what surgeries because they were all abbreviated. Tibfib, fibula fem idk!
I just stop taking notes at that point and just listen, all those surgeries become "a shit load of surgeries" in my mind... and I make a mental note to read that chart first or last (for example if the pt has been there for 23 days they are most likely stable, but if its day 2-3 then I worry a bit more)
Wouldn't they have their charting written or at least in the computer system... I would think thou you'd get most of the information they said through the pt.. but idk I'm just curious I start CNA classes in 2weeks
I am usually the hot mess nurse or confused one. Lol depends on the day....😐👎
haha
Haha I feel! Same here
I'm both
Me too! 😂😂😅😅😪
Same 🤦🏾♀️
I feel like I've been each of them except the story teller. Don't nobody got time to be telling stories during nursing report, people trying to go home!
Honestly! 🤣🤣
@@Eksxx 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheSweetForever 🤣🤣🤣
I know right. Unless the story is really funny. I had a *brief* story during one report, which I told to describe how much a Psych patient I had as they kept eating the foam off their mouth swabs which I came to kind out could cause them a bowel obstruction so I had to take the mouth swabs away. 😂 The patient was not happy, needless to say.
"Yeah, no changes with him. Have a good day!"
"...I've never had this patient before...."
I have had this very same situation happen to me so many times....😂🤣
😂😂😂
Like, "Who is he?"
And day shift asks a bunch of questions you can find in the chart
... whereas night shift looks stuff up in the chart themselves LOL *sips tea*
Exactly!!!!!!!
You are right about that!!!!
Omg spot on!!
It was the complete opposite when I was on the floor...👀👀
That's true, I have worked both shifts for several years. Most times day shift doctors and other personal are ready to ask a bunch of questions about the patient's status and having information ready to go helps hence day shift asking a bunch of questions. But I always feel more comfortable looking up these info myself anyways whether I'm day shift or night shift. But when working days sometimes it can be challenging trying to find all the answers to these questions when patients, families, other hospital personal keeps bugging you about this that and the other🤷🏽♀️
I am the bubbly one! I love seeing everyone and I love being an RN - 28 years now and I am always learning something new! The nurses that think they know it all honestly frighten me.
God bless you. How lucky your patients are!
@@xopi2521 thank you so much! God bless you
Me too! I once had a new grad argue with me about protocol at an inpatient drug rehab facility because she felt as though she knew more than me due to her previous manager experience running a Submarina SANDWICH shop!
What area of nursing are you in? I know there are so many different specialties and I’m curious which one has made you love being a nurse all these years? 🤗
@@crystala7x182 I bet it wasn't in a CRIH. Hahaha. Good pay but beats your ass. Especially when you're close to retirement.
I had to hand ✍️ chart like it was the 1800s or something 😂
I have worked with every single one of them!
Was it because it was you all along?
@@CrazyAsianDude I was the one always asking questions cause I was soo confused!
@@nursejohnson9778 hahahahahhahahaha me too. I can relate. Especially when the charge nurse talks too fast. This is not a race, calm your tits.
Same
Haven't we all.....
The fast talker is always the one I get report from. And I’m the not ready yet one 😂 or the confused one.
I lied. I’m the complainer 🤣😂🥺
Ops! Spoke to soon again. I’m also the hot mess. My badge never works and tap and go is always not working. And by 8am in I’m already fetal in the corner.
@@coconutsciencegirl9232 Bahahahahaa
@@coconutsciencegirl9232 You're a hot mess lol
I was going to try and choose which one i was but... At one time or another have literally been every single one haha.
You comment on every single nursing video I watch from different channels. I love it! Lol 🤣
exactly!!
Same
I hated getting report from the "no changes" nurse. My shift usually was shf after they left. I would start out answering call light from all the patients who hadn't had pain medication all day now wanting medication right now. Fun times...I'm retired from nursing and sometimes I get nostalgic...then I quickly snap out of it. I gave report the way I wanted it given to me. I focused on what I thought they needed to know by giving them a written report to go with my verbal one because frankly sometimes you just wanted to run once you see your replacement has arrive.
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aw thanks!!!! I totally don't blame you for skipping a 45 minute ad. lol
Low key like the "no changes" one so I could start my day faster 😂
Am I the only one who could understand what was being said when it was speeding up Love this.
Nope. I was right there with him lol.
Nope, I got it all too!
🙋♀️ me too
Lol. Most of it I got. Except the allergies
Same💁🏻♀️
Report: They’re alive and breathing now they’re yours. Peace Out!
Still a nursing student... but i have a GOOD idea of which I will be 😂😂😂😂
Nurses that been in the field for a long time are usually the No changes. 🤣🤣. Who remember hearing that when getting report with the oncoming nurse? Lol. The memories..then when you become a nurse yourself on the floor, you say no changes. Lol
Anyone else subconsciously match each of your coworkers with each of these types while watching this?😂
"Hand chart like it was the 1800's or something." 😂😂😂🥴
I’m not a nurse but I am a patient care tech and I can vouch that I have listened to these nurses all my years of Heathcare giving report! Lmaooo
Hospital CNA with 6 years experience and 3rd-semester RN-in-training here. As the receiver, I like to read through my patients' charts before I get report. I'm jotting notes about the patient's diet, activity assist level, are they in isolation, do they use any assistive walking devices, are they on gtt (heparin or diltiazem), do I need to check their blood glucose, are they on supplemental oxygen, do they need an interpreter, and I like to read nurses' progressive notes from two previous shifts just so I get an idea about my patient. I'm also the "just give me the basics" since I read through their chart. Haha!!! As the report giver, I'm the detailed, but fast talker. I'm getting better at giving a report where I slow down and wait for them to finish writing whatever on their brain sheet. The ones that drive me crazy are the ones that say, "bed alarm on 3. 6 is good. 7 is good. 10 uses the commode. OK, you good?" LOL.
Youre forgetting one, the "oh theyre fine...but earlier" nurse.
I’m a cna and this usually how I give report lol
Don't forget the combo report givers.😞😷
Lmao I’m a tech in the lab mostly hematology and chemistry and the tube system!!! Lmao that damn thing. Sorry we have to call you a gajillion times to give you criticals that you most likely already know! Lmao ❤️❤️ from Tampa Florida!
haha thanks Dakota! Shoutout to all the amazing lab techs out there. We couldn't do it without you!
I know all of them and have been all of them, sadly😔😷😁
Having been a nurse for way too long- I’m either the fast talker or the no changes for sure 😂😂😂
I’m the “no changes” one 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE when I got the nurses who had the same patients the night before.
‘No changes” the best! 😁
I am the fast talker. Because after working night. I want to go home to sleep.
Lol I’ve gotten report from every single one when picking up a patient as an EMT
Where’s “no changes” squad at???
Only when the day shift comes on and I’m just giving them the same patients back!
Girl, we had to do paper charting still in 2007!!!! I remember switching to computer charting.
We're still doing paper charting where I've worked in community past 2 jobs. Switching to computer charting next year, yay!
Can you do a video about nurses calling the lab? 🤣🤣
I'm soo scared now for these nurses. I'm still in high school but damn the real nursing life scares me.
You will do great! Just be yourself 💖💖💖
@@leaht4505 aww thank you sm!!
U shouldn't be scared nursing z actually interesting
@@suibian9475 yes I’m very excited for nursing. But I was just kidding about being scared of those nurses lolll
@Cassie Pacheco lol
Can't wait 4 u to join us🤗
Hahaha omg you are amazing and spot on with these! I’m dying laughing throughout the whole video every time. 😂🤣
aw thanks!!!!!
My favorite is bringing a pt from the ED to the ICU. They be like what’s there labs, (all trying to process the values), what did you do to correct those? I’m like I put a line in and a foley, bu bye. Or bringing a pt from the ED to the floor. They be like. How do they ambulated? I’m like, before they came in on a stretcher with an unwitnessed fall and a bleed??? How’s there skin. I’m like; face and hands look good to me. By bye. Ain’t no time for skin checks in the ED. Lol
“When was his last bowel movement?” All I know is he didn’t poop while he was in the ED tonight, Susan. 🤨
The absolute best and when it is when you’ve had no discharges and no admissions and the person following you was the person you followed in the morning. That is the golden less than a minute report🥰
I'm that nurse who gives too much report lol. Especially if my relief haven't been here in days. I need my patients to be taken care of lol. I'm definitely bubbly lmaooo.
When I wanna go home I dont have time for the storyteller report smh lol
I be like, please just tell me if there has been a change, anything acute? 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like that too. I hate the ones who don’t want report “I can just look it up”. No you can’t possibly think I charted 12 hours worth of knowledge. You know how often that dressing will need changed because there is a lot of drainage? You think I charted that the husband will try and mess with the monitor or IV pump? Oh yeah, what about the education you need to reinforce. Some things can’t be looked up. I don’t try and give a monologue on each patient but I do want to tell you some things. I don’t want to hear “Well I wasn’t told that in report!”
Your videos are always spot on and hilarious! I send them to all my fellow nurse friends. Thanks for putting a smile on so many people’s faces ❤️😊
The storyteller....needs to be put in PERMANENT quarantine.😩
The fast talker...I aspire to become! 😍
The complainer....I always give side eye.😒
The hot mess....always comes to me because I’m organized. So I🏃🏿♀️.
I’m not a nurse but the charting by hand, what is this the 1800’s was hilarious.
Am the complainer🤣🤣how I will ask why I was given the same patient twice 🤣🤣
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Overhearing this exchange as the nurse’s assistant is sooo funny b/c I’m like “ooo these nurses sound either so stressed and tired or are so carefree and can’t wait to sleep later”
I was the one that made it through the entire shift without still fully understanding why any of my patients were there... "Ok, and are his labs normal?" "I don't know... You can look..."
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Love your videos! I have been all these types of nurses at one time or another. I'm the nurse who comes in early and looks up all the orders on my patients before I get report. I start getting report right on time and try to get nightshift nurse out on time. I love to help my fellow staff, usually I'm the nice one. Thanks for sharing! Stay well! Btw are you going to get the Covid vaccine? ; )
I’m the fast talker😅, only because I always end up reporting off to the chatty Patty.
😂😂😂😂 chatty patty.
I’m a mental health tech and we have to give report on the patients too. I’m either the storyteller or the fast talker or the complainer depending on my mood 😂
What exactly do you do as a mental health tech???
I've been all of those before. Depends on the day. Once, as a student nurse, the previous shift told me no changes and started to walk away I was like hang on hang on. Lol
Am the no changes one😎
I'm a mix of the fast talker and the confused one, worst mix ever 🙈
I’m so early there’s only 8 comments. Period ✨💅✨
yay!!
@@NurseBlake Omg you replied - I’m bawling 😭😭😭
I'm a new grad and definitely am the "not ready" and the "hot mess" way too often! I feel like every dang day I walk off the floor and remember something I should have said, even if I *thought* I wrote everything down so I'd remember.
Same loll. When I see other people leaving on time after having the patients I struggle with, I just think to my life either 1) they're superman, or 2) they obvs didn't do everything lol
Edit: also I just need to learn to be faster, I'm a slowpoke
You are spot on! I sent this video to like 6 people! 🤣
Aw thanks for sharing!!!!!
😂😂😂 The Complainer
I’m the not ready one. I love no changes report. And when I get the fast talker. Slow the F down there’s smoke 💨 coming out of my 🖊💨🖊
But which one are you nurse blake?? 🤣🤣 I love these videos so much. I don't even work in medicine. But I have had a lot of nurses lol
haha. i'm the not ready one and the hot mess! lol
@@NurseBlake I don't believe you🤣 I picture you as the bubbly one. You know; the nice one.
Love this 😂 First thing I learned as a doctor was DO NOT DISTURB nurses during handover.
So accurate! 😂
LMFAO! 😂😂😂😂
thank you for making these videos!!!
Oh dear I’m The Complainer 😱🤣
I must admit, I'm a mix of them all! Depends on the day
ACCURATE
Nurse Blake my other favourite UA-camr..I love how happy you do this
aw thanks so much!!!
Im not a nurse but I have watched everyone of your videos, so hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
I am the bubbly one 😂😂😂
Your videos make me scared/excited for nursing school 🤣
Hahahhha!! I thought he wouldn’t have mine on there untill he said “NO CHANGES!” 😂
Yesss. That Jevity Bevity 1.5 TF in the back. Appreciate that .
I'm not a nurse or in the medical field but I love these videos so much!
Right?? They are hilarious!!
Oh my god😂😂😂 this is SO TRUE😂 I'm a student nurse and watching you during quarantine makes me miss my clinical area a lot!😂 And yes... You are so ADORABLE ❤️🎉
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Omg! 🤣 No changes! Everyone is good! Bahahah. That’s my favorite. Happens all the time. You’re like wait, what about this and this?!
"The lunch room did NOT have the pizza hot and ready for me" LOLL
You are way too funny and SO on point lol! You must be a blast to work with! 😂
Lmao!!! I’m the fast talker all day every day!
I’m the fast one or the no changes 😂😂😂, hate the story tellers😂😂😂like give me highlights and call it a day ... Like knowing where the patient buys coffee is absolutely not relevant 😂😂😂. Good job nurse Blake , always on point!❤️
I love the no change reports😂😂
I’m definitely the hot mess 😭
Chile the complainer🙄🙄🙄🙄I avoid them at all cost lol
I know right. I hate working with complainers- JUST GET THE WORK DONE AND STOP COMPLAINING.
I’m definitely a mix of the complainer and the “not ready”. Probably because I’m the “hot mess” throughout the day. I cannot STAND the storytellers it gives me anxiety, just get it done!!!
I have received report from all these types of nurses.... then I always leave report not knowing anything about my patients. Then I have to spend extra time reviewing every note! 🤣🤣🤣
LOL!!!! but wait!!!! Let's talk about the Nokia phone and the multi-colored pen. YOU JUST BROUGHT ME BACK TO NOSTALGIA LAND. OMG Love this sooo much!!!!
Right on and hilarious!! I have worked in ER, NICU, Nursery, Pediatrics, elective surgery, L&D, Post partum, RN liaison for short stay and inpatient rehab, and workers compensation. so all of these areas tend to attract different personalities which has been amazing to see over my 13 years of nursing. yes I started out at age 20 and was questioned if I was seriously old enough to take care of the patients! LOL well yes ...yes I am and a matter of fact and this is my first IV start! ;) LOLOLOL Big heart, kill with kindness, dust it off, learn constantly, grow daily and focus on the good/positives ( easier said than done)! I have made life time friends and family in my nursing career and my coworkers are an extension of my family and I truly feel blessed and proud to be able to work as RN!!
No changes girl here!
Anything worth knowing is in the chart. Ya gotta read the h& p no matter what if u never had the person. The lab reports be in the lab tab. Vitals in the ....vitals tab. Bms in the bm tab. On and on
Lol oh gosh I’m “the fast talker” and “the no changes”. I’ll try harder lol! Xx
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I’m the epitome of “No Changes”🤣🤣
I'm definitely the "no changes" and "nothing to report" kinda guy. That is... until I'm walking out and then "oh yeah, btw, (insert major change here). K bye!"
My favorite ones are the ones who are ALWAYA BEHIND but did nothing!!!! Ctfuuu
HARDCORE all of the above. Everyday. All the days. All the types.
I hate storytellers. I walked away one time. So frustrating especially if you have other patients who are not really doing well. " i don't care about your coffee.!!!!!"
Don't forget the "know it all/I'm practically a doctor "😂
I'm definitely the hot mess!
Back in the day, we had to TAPE the Nurse Report. So, imagine, ALL of these voices on TAPE, with a healthy fear of the microphone. Shoot me, just shoot me. It was the WORST part of the whole day.
I get really annoyed with the bubbly ones especially new nurses I prefer the fast talker. GIVE REPORT AND MOVE ON PEOPLE
Me working noc shift and waiting for the next shift to get there so I can do report. This just happened just now. They started talking about their puppies. 😏😏😏😏🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣Wish we could post pics on here lol.
😂😂😂" i had to hand chart like it was the 1800s or something" 😂😂😂 probably the gen z of nurses
I remembered when a student nurse was doing her placement in the surgical unit, who was assigned to one of my POD#1 patients with a right hip replacement. I circled the old bleeding area on the dressing, and I told her if the bleeding area was larger than I circled, please notify me as soon as possible. However, she never performed any head-to-toe assessment or any hourly monitoring until I was going to give the blood thinner. I got a new lab value of the hemoglobin, which was 67. Pre-op hemoglobin was 111, which reminded me to check whether the incision bleeding occurred or not. Oh, man, blood was soaked in the dressing and the fitting sheet. I was so annoyed and asked the student “Which year of the nursing program are you in?” She told me she was in Year Two. I replied” No wonder”. Then she was upset and complained to her group instructor. I immediately asked her help to turn the patient and put on a pressure dressing. The student told her instructor that the patient’s bleeding was not larger than 75% of the dressing😂😂😂. What do you mean? Do you mean to wait for the patient’s bleeding to cause shock then you take any actions? The instructor also requested a talk with me that I caused her student upset. Gosh! She stated she had more than 30 years experiences in Nursing whereas I was newly hired in my hospital. 😂😂😂 I was quite busy and told her to talk to the charge nurse. What a stupid thing she did was they even didn’t notify me the patient’s systolic pressure was consistent being lower than 90.
Omg i think I'm the complainer at my new job 😳 i complain about the parking and having the hard assignment.... Ahh!
The Not Ready One & The Confused One 🤷🏻♀️ for a few months then the Fast Talker 😂😂😂