May: a serial killer and an assassin are very different, 1 has lost their mind and the other is a professional occupation. In my head: I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin. Well the difference be 1 is a job and the other is mental sickness.
"I usually dont save civillians but something hit me when I saw you" *Flashback of me accidentally throwing a pie at intruders, misses, hits her* Also love the art bethy keep it up :)
Definitely getting an Assassin’s Creed vibe from this. (Also me after healed by said assassin at a tavern with other fellow bounty hunters a few weeks later): Just this; Don’t go pokin’ in their business. Because whatever those fellers are doin in them shadows....... I rather let it be a mystery to me.
May: "You are an innocent. You don't deserve to die today." Me: *Internally* "Jokes on you I'm also an assassin. Just..a really bad one..but she doesn't need to know that."
Right before she leaves, I would pull her into a hug, and say, "You are a good person, and if you ever want a place to stay, for any reason, my window will always be open."
Inner Kreig: Tell her thank you, that she looks like a million sunsets that maybe one day we'll be normal thanks to her. Kreig: I WILL RIP SPINES FOR MY SATISFACTION! *and that's how Krieg the psycho became a vault hunter*
"a serial killer and and an assassin are very different, one has lost your mind and one is a professional occupation." me: i didn't know that being a serial killer was a profession!
Assassins are not different from anyone else there still people just different sometimes darker backgrounds as well with perks such as better flexibility among others but are still very misunderstood keep up the good work very good asmr video
So many Team Fortress quotes, not enough Discworld quotes. "We do not _execute._ We do not _massacre._ We never, you may be very certain, we never _torture._ We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage, or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil’s scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language. No, we do it for the money. And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money. There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of pretence. _Nil mortifi, sine lucre._ Remember. No killing without payment."
A few days later, in a bar with a friend: F: Dude, why are you smiling like that? What happened to you? Listener: I met a girl when I was traveling. F: That's awesome! What's her name? What does she do? L: Her name's May, and she's...... a corporate assassin. Takes care of problem people where she works. Makes some decent money, but she's amazing. F: Dude, really awesome. When're you gonna see her again? L: Don't know, I guess the next time she's in town. She'll call when she's here.
Ysee I like to listen to these rp audios when I game because I imagine the speaker is taking to the character of the game I’m playing rather than talking to me Rn I’m playing ninja gaiden so I have to come up with a scenario in which the badass ninja man had to get saved The easy cop out is he forgot his weapons and was overpowered Wanna come up with better tho What I’m saying is I use these to fuel my imagination, give it ideas to run on yk? Anyway essentially what I’m saying is, love these Pretty simple for the paragraph I typed but whatever
How did I lose a fight with bandits if it’s in Medieval times I’d win just kill them with my short sword it is not hard kill the ones with range first then then the rest
Hold on. Your classified world-changing goal wouldn’t half to do the dragons weapons and the Dragon Hybrid legend would it? Because if so... your goal just got closer. *silver wings rip through the back of my shirt*
Right before she leaves, I would pull her into a hug, and say, "You are a good person, and if you ever want a place to stay, for any reason, my window will always be open."
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May: a serial killer and an assassin are very different, 1 has lost their mind and the other is a professional occupation.
In my head: I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin. Well the difference be 1 is a job and the other is mental sickness.
Dad... put ma on the phone
Ur completely right
Yeah basically
r/unexpectedtf2
@@seabass5892 This is UA-cam
"You may call me May... like the month... and what is your name?"
"You may call me ring... like the thing I'm going to buy."
I'm stealing that one, thank you very much
@MPK Premarital head pats?! I may be a degenerate sir, but even I have limits to my depravity.
I am not gonna lie m8 but holy fuck that comment is fucking spectacular
@@FilthyVA stop why do I see you everywhere
@@user-bu2ev7tv9d Because I'm a loser and the only thing that gives my life meaning is to live vicariously through audio role plays.
"i cannot be seen by the naked eye"
The clothed eye: *im about to ruin this woman's whole career*
luckily I prepared an outfit for my eyeballs today
agreed but when so you’re wearing contacts
I hate how much I laughed at this
'You don't deserve to die today'
Literally me: ok cya I'll die tomorrow.
"Jokes on you. I died yesterday!"
"I usually dont save civillians but something hit me when I saw you"
*Flashback of me accidentally throwing a pie at intruders, misses, hits her*
Also love the art bethy keep it up :)
Lmaoooo
@@Moniker08 XD
hahaha
"Their happiness is my goal."
Best sibling goals.
PERFECT TIMING! That drawing is great as well!
Ever play Dungeons and Dragons, Bethy? This seems like a character that would fit perfectly.
Done guns and Der gones
That's how I said it when I was 7 months old lol
SilverStoneX Ok?
@@MagnusTonitrum117 I was wondering what was wrong and to be honest I don't rmbr writing this....
SilverStoneX bruh
Why play d&d when there's a better version.
I present to you
BUNKERS AND BADASSES
Not a crazed gunman I’m an assassin! Well the difference being one is a job the other’s a mental sickness!
Saber T. I’ll be honest with ya my parents do not care for it
I think his mate saw me. Yes, yes he did...!
YES OMG MY WISH CAME TRUE …. that's exactly the kind of assassin roleplay UA-cam needs!
Definitely getting an Assassin’s Creed vibe from this.
(Also me after healed by said assassin at a tavern with other fellow bounty hunters a few weeks later): Just this; Don’t go pokin’ in their business. Because whatever those fellers are doin in them shadows....... I rather let it be a mystery to me.
Title: Assassin
Ah yes, my class in every RPG
The new trailer for FemSniper seems really P R O F E S S I O N A L
Thanks for saving me May I hope you're able to achieve your goal and one day meet again under "different " circumstances
The art looks Awesome!
Like all the other comments about it, the TF2 sniper reference was fabulous to hear. This was a great vid
May: "You are an innocent. You don't deserve to die today."
Me: *Internally* "Jokes on you I'm also an assassin. Just..a really bad one..but she doesn't need to know that."
Bro thats what i was going with too
"Im an assassin, but frick man how do bandits defeat a sneak man? Shh, she don't needa know"
I’m trained in hand to hand combat
I don’t need any help they draw a gun I’d just take out my handgun and shoot them
She's my *kind* of assassin
A sequel to this would be lovely.
I like the video!
For some reason, the assassin reminded me of Alyx Vance from the Half-Life games. Though I love the artwork of her.
Damn it's like 2:30 PM for me. Now I gotta wait all day just to listen to this at night
welcome to the shadow relm jimbo
“I will do what I must”
You will try…
I think you’re a great artist. Besides being a pretty good voice actress.
Love this drawing ❤️ also you could be a voice actor bethy good job 👏
"Professional have _standards._ "
Your art is fantastic! great job! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Right before she leaves, I would pull her into a hug, and say, "You are a good person, and if you ever want a place to stay, for any reason, my window will always be open."
Inner Kreig: Tell her thank you, that she looks like a million sunsets that maybe one day we'll be normal thanks to her.
Kreig: I WILL RIP SPINES FOR MY SATISFACTION!
*and that's how Krieg the psycho became a vault hunter*
After This Is Done
Assassin Boss: Your Work Out There Was Unprofessional, You’re Fired
"You may call me May .. like the month .. and what's your name?"
"You can call me soon dead or gonna bit it."
0:14
"You will try"
[FTM] Seth **lightsabers clash**
Nice I like it. 😁👌
assassin telling us her backstory bonus. 🥰❤
"a serial killer and and an assassin are very different, one has lost your mind and one is a professional occupation." me: i didn't know that being a serial killer was a profession!
“You don’t deserve to loose your life today” everything about this sentence is wrong
An ace pilot crashed landed in a unknown land, he was then ambushed by bandits he was then injured, but was then saved by a lone assassin.
me roleplaying as a soldier: I understand, having an Occupation dependent on killing human lives.
Bethy assassin: listen here you little shit.
Ah a fellow assassin charmed
" Somthing hit me when I saw you getting attacked.."
*Me thinking* : oh thank the divines my Friend spell worked
The first few seconds: I cannot be seen by the naked eye
Not even a minute later: stop looking at me like that
Trick ending: The listener was secretly also an assassin sent to kill "May", but couldn't do it after she saved their life.
"I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin!"
Assassins are not different from anyone else there still people just different sometimes darker backgrounds as well with perks such as better flexibility among others but are still very misunderstood keep up the good work very good asmr video
I wanna what's gonna have to the assassinor the listener in a next audio I'm so excited to listen
I know this has nothing to do with the asmr, but does anyone remember the time when andrew jackson declared war on Florida?
ÑERO 01 wait WHAT.
@@BethyVA the Seminole war
you can call me May.. like the month. was yours?.... I've always been partial to .. "Murdoc"
The voice of the assasin sounds it belongs in a videogame.
I had the sudden urge to get assassin training after this...
So many Team Fortress quotes, not enough Discworld quotes.
"We do not _execute._ We do not _massacre._ We never, you may be very certain, we never _torture._ We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage, or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil’s scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.
No, we do it for the money.
And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money.
There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of pretence.
_Nil mortifi, sine lucre._ Remember.
No killing without payment."
"you can call me may."
That has not age well.
"The diffrence is one has a job, the other has a mental sickness" -sniper tf2
A few days later, in a bar with a friend:
F: Dude, why are you smiling like that? What happened to you?
Listener: I met a girl when I was traveling.
F: That's awesome! What's her name? What does she do?
L: Her name's May, and she's...... a corporate assassin. Takes care of problem people where she works. Makes some decent money, but she's amazing.
F: Dude, really awesome. When're you gonna see her again?
L: Don't know, I guess the next time she's in town. She'll call when she's here.
Assassins maybe killers but even they have a moral code.
*when everyone makes meet the sniper jokes and all you can think about is bandit from r6 for some reason*
Ooh dang.
15:29 You actually said it this time 😁😁😁
A gang of bandits and now assassin eh wonder what they'er here for
It is great, i cant waeit part 2
Ysee I like to listen to these rp audios when I game because I imagine the speaker is taking to the character of the game I’m playing rather than talking to me
Rn I’m playing ninja gaiden so I have to come up with a scenario in which the badass ninja man had to get saved
The easy cop out is he forgot his weapons and was overpowered
Wanna come up with better tho
What I’m saying is I use these to fuel my imagination, give it ideas to run on yk?
Anyway essentially what I’m saying is, love these
Pretty simple for the paragraph I typed but whatever
Huh neat
I looked at the picture before the title and I very much expected something along the lines of 'Sith'
The five dislikes are the bandits that died.
5 kill streak
I found this literally minutes after watching akame ga kill. Interesting...
TF2 sniper, i see what you just did......
Should make another villain rp 💯
0:19 Anakin voice - You will try............
Ooooooooo wait u dont wanna harm me 😥🤧😥
I'm picking up frequencies indicating a 'friends to lovers' plot coming on.😑
Howdy
im so gay , 10/10 !!!!
Part 2
8:20 is dat a freaking TF2 reference?
Emeralds are fierce?
My school just got cancelled so guess I'm fucked
Namaste
Josuke can u heal me
Yall are fast
How did I lose a fight with bandits if it’s in Medieval times I’d win just kill them with my short sword it is not hard kill the ones with range first then then the rest
Celaena Sardothien
you wot m8?
Too many Sniper jokes, so little Jarate ones.
Hold on. Your classified world-changing goal wouldn’t half to do the dragons weapons and the Dragon Hybrid legend would it? Because if so... your goal just got closer. *silver wings rip through the back of my shirt*
Right before she leaves, I would pull her into a hug, and say, "You are a good person, and if you ever want a place to stay, for any reason, my window will always be open."
Part 2