This is the podcast that starts my week of pods. And when I hear that sweet piano jingle, I know it's going to be a damn good week. I appreciate you guys!
ALL right now. Tonight I sit and listen and toke to my head. In the a.m. I am expecting, with thirsty anticipation, the delivery to my front door, my bottle of Bodega Cat. Sleep tonight will be restless unless I get back to smoking a bowl as I listen to the pod.. "Pull it up".. PeaceOrElse
So, the person in the private jet they were talking about had to be louis ck, right? Just easy to put together if you listened to Tuesdays back in the day.
wegmans club sodas are a game changer because they're so much cheaper than other club soda, you can buy a ton, then use one drink's worth nice and fresh and pour the rest out without caring lol
I'm such a nerd, I knew Lion king was based on Hamlet. So many things are based on old stuff.. Like Clueless is based on Jane Austin book and West Side Story is based on Romeo and Juliet and Jaws was based on Steven Spielberg's twisted mind. :P
Tipping for no real or bad service: If you aren't a regular at a place and they still have a tip jar, it is a good opportunity if in NYC to avoid a scene by unloading any South American coins you received in change (since they look like quarters, a small handful looks like a $2 tip on that $4 tea).
Salacuse didn't finish that Patrice story. He had to come back and did some time. His jail stories are crazy too. I think it's a big reason he became the comedian he was.
Yeah. I was familiar w/ that story and I knew that's why Patrice went to jail. idk why he left that part out. That's a pretty important part to leave out. Lol.
I mean I have a 85 lbs black Labrador female 8 years old and she pulls me on a skateboard 3 miles a day everyday I believe Minnie will live to be 15 years old and healthy
This is the podcast that starts my week of pods. And when I hear that sweet piano jingle, I know it's going to be a damn good week. I appreciate you guys!
Confirmed lol
"You use half & half?"😂😂😂😂
Sam’s reply was just as killer😂 “sometimes I use creamer”🤣🤣🤣
That oat milk line did it for me. Mark can riff off anyone, anything at anytime.
Part of the reason I love this pod is because they joke around the same way me and my friends joke around except 10x quicker and funnier lol
Hey hey.. we're doing it folks!
COMEDY!
We’re really* doing it folks
Ay yi yi yi yi iiiiii
"I take a sock out of the hamper in a rage of passion"
Greta just got wet😂
Yeah that had me laughing so hard
"Beaver Pubes!... We're running out of ideas!" 😂😂
that shit will be in a bit
“If you have too many freckles…you’re black” 😂
Something to think about
@@lewisvinson2985 LOL
Good thing I have just the right amount. One might be cancerous though
Wouldn't it just be one freckle at that point?
@@crimsonguy723you haven't learned how to not question the genius that is Normand?!?! You will soon enough.
Welcome back, nice to see you guys every Sunday night. Puts a nice cap on my weekend.
Hi Winnie!
No cap
@@justanotherbeanboy9038facts
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💛😇💛 L♥️VE Winnie 💛😇💛
Hello from Chattanooga Tn. boys, had a great time at yalls shows,glad you came...and also tour through our great town. Thanks again guys 😊
Shout out to Salacuse pretending he didn't know about wiki feet to show them the website!
What happened to having an in-house bartender? After the last left, they had those auditions but never used any of them again.
You can’t replace beerju
its hilarious how alert winnie was after getting a treat
Amadaus is one of the Best movies of all time! I just rewatched with my son in his 20s and he loved it.
"$4 tea, that's a steep price"
A guy like Sam probably has 45 minutes on tea alone 😂
do you realize there's a pun in there? i don't think he realized either. steep? y'know? what you do with tea?
@@remy_james You should use it at a open mic or something. Sam will be too busy changing his tampon to care you took it.
@@remy_james The pun-isher definitely knew what he was saying
23:35 mark so good
9:27pm. Sunday April 28th. Getting ready to wind down my weekend and hit the sack. The boys are my like thing to do before it's all over!
We might be dancing with an adorable poochie!
ghey
"bat boy accurately predicts final four" lmfao
How a person treats a restaurant server when they make a mistake is a good indicator of who they really are.
Absolutely 100%
"You use HALF AND HALF???"
😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
Heavy Petting Zoo, great NoFX record.
I immediately thapught about it the second they started that conversation. Mark probably had it on his subconscious from his skating days.
I just thought the same thing
Love Winnie’s expression the whole ep
I have to say that my favorite part of the pod is the closing song. Whoever made that did an amazing job!
“I’m not pulling a Rogan” 🥴🤣
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Super sick an unhappy!!! Just getting ready to go to bed early but I'll fall asleep to these 2 homies.
@@swamptiger985 I have plenty of drugs and alcohol.... I said I'm sick dumb shit.
New drinking game! Drink every time Mark farts or burps. 2 mins in and I’m already buzzed
Not even a chuckle for "HEAVY PETTING ZOO???"
😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏
#Comedy😎
Half and Half got me
On antibiotics and can't drink so watching this for the first time without having one with yall 😂😂😂 let's see how this goes 🙃
How's that STD treating you ?
Don’t take mushrooms on antibiotics either 😂
"Can't" drink is such a weak mindset
Shouldn't*
Only pussys take medicine
Winnie is literally the best thing ever
“Maybe Brad Williams” 😂😂😂 I get you, Mark! Comedy!
Sam, you are the White Knigjt! Much love 💙🙏
"if you have too many freckles your black!" 😂
Jack reacher
jack reacharound
Comedy✊🏽
Pardon my reach
your parents must be so proud your best friends with your sti doctor .love the pod . get eddie izzard on
here for Winnie tbh 😂 she’s a treasure!
Just downloaded the episode for my flight oooo yeah
If you get Michael Imperioli on, be careful he doesn't sit on Winnie.
Deep cut man! Well played.
So good!! The follow up at the end is the best!
Love you winnie pooh ❤❤❤❤
Ol' Sally was on the rizz with the jokes.
This turned into the Always Sunny episode when Mac and Dennis are talking about the weather forecast woman at 57:40
Winnie enjoying her snacks 🥰
Weekly world news for the win! Man does that magazine bring back memories
ALL right now. Tonight I sit and listen and toke to my head. In the a.m. I am expecting, with thirsty anticipation, the delivery to my front door, my bottle of Bodega Cat. Sleep tonight will be restless unless I get back to smoking a bowl as I listen to the pod.. "Pull it up".. PeaceOrElse
6:34 shoutout Mark Normand for the NOFX reference "Heavy Petting Zoo"!
Holy Shit this episode is the best fucking episode I've ever heard. LOL
mark finally crediting adam carolla
So, the person in the private jet they were talking about had to be louis ck, right? Just easy to put together if you listened to Tuesdays back in the day.
Winnie is the MVP of the pod
i remember when bat boy helped find saddam hussein
time for bed, grandpa
wegmans club sodas are a game changer because they're so much cheaper than other club soda, you can buy a ton, then use one drink's worth nice and fresh and pour the rest out without caring lol
Mark is right about the Propecia story. People underestimate the power of belief. Placebo and nocebo effects are real.
Hey ya queefs
The more I shop around with other podcasts, the more I look forward to these guys , despite all the burping.
Try Boyscast with Ryan long too
57:11 Roca ride the news for fact only news reporting those guys are awesome
This was a great episode
Never forget you had other guests come on in the middle of the Dirt Nasty Simon Rex ep/ interview and it totally bummed him out. LOL
Loved it thank you
We're setting ourselves up for heartbreak with Winnie, so precious 🥺
I dont understand folks like you. Everything dies. Get over it
the guy at the party that tells everyone that they have work tomorrow ahhhh booooooo
Les huées pour toi.
the Lion King winnie bit needs to be in every pod episode
How does this podcast get so much more traction than Tuesdays With Stories?
"youd be missing him more if he stayed fat" lmfao
Finally a solo ep bay bayyy
This pod’s great they always do the most off the cuff stuff . Funny af
You guys rock. Love youse!❤😂
Mark Gayman and Sam Whorehill, Great duo!
56:00 PBS Newshour plays it down the middle
"$4 tea that's steep "
Because it's tea that's steeped.
Thats for your dad understanding HAHAHHAS
What comedian were they talking about around 52:00ish
10 something specials and is coming back....
@@andresmendozaondatube ah yes, Amy Schumer
No idea
@@Boujiehoodrat louie
Winnie has the face of a cartoon who died so looking at her throughout the ep seeing her move is reassuring lol
lmfao this is the best episode in months
That Rogan line from Norman was a great little snipe!
Definitely, was wondering if they'd comment on it.
40:45 Patrice is Rolling in his grave right now... Laughing at them of course
Excited for y'all to see and talk about the new A24 movie Civil War
58:03 What a shitter on that critter! lol
Took me 3 minutes to realize the dog was there.
We need a “Chooch!” Hoodie 🙏🏼
I watched "Amadeus" a couple days ago
Roxanne with Steve Martin was another modern take on Shakespeare.
I'm such a nerd, I knew Lion king was based on Hamlet. So many things are based on old stuff.. Like Clueless is based on Jane Austin book and West Side Story is based on Romeo and Juliet and Jaws was based on Steven Spielberg's twisted mind. :P
I would love to see Artie Lange as a guest on this show. I hope Arts been doing okay
Tipping for no real or bad service: If you aren't a regular at a place and they still have a tip jar, it is a good opportunity if in NYC to avoid a scene by unloading any South American coins you received in change (since they look like quarters, a small handful looks like a $2 tip on that $4 tea).
too good
Sam always peeving on his gf lol, i smell an expiration date 🤣
Ohio is a greeting in Japanese that you use for “good morning”.
Salacuse didn't finish that Patrice story. He had to come back and did some time. His jail stories are crazy too. I think it's a big reason he became the comedian he was.
Yeah. I was familiar w/ that story and I knew that's why Patrice went to jail. idk why he left that part out. That's a pretty important part to leave out. Lol.
always keep them wanting more
Clean over 3 months from booze but we might be stoned in this househould. 🎉.
1:08:40 I’m ready for Sal to start doing open mics
Wassup with all the pet-o-phelia 😂
You guys are dope and funny! Peace out
classic ep
I mean I have a 85 lbs black Labrador female 8 years old and she pulls me on a skateboard 3 miles a day everyday I believe Minnie will live to be 15 years old and healthy
Half and half 😂 so it’s like butter butt better. Or something like that. (This is my butter bit. Get it)
I enjoyed this episode as a multi-freckled person (Black 😃)
I heard using "break a leg" is for when someone is auditioning for a play. If they kill it, they're on the cast.
The Patrice story is: The greatest story told on radio. Patrice went to jail for it, that's why he had a record...
Mark should really see a doc about the belching
45:12 Mark's bat boy reference.... I remember that lol fk we getting old.
These guys are the greatest!!!
“Take a cab on my girlfriend”
I figured it out, mark is a travelling serial killer