I saw the one where he talks about “everyone will be trans or aborted” and someone in the comments said “but if I’m dead and you’re trans, whose flying the plane”
I didn't "assume" you were racist, I extrapolated that you were based on the data I gathered - mostly you screaming that you aren't racist within 5 minutes of meeting you.
Fr Imagine comparing groping someone to teaching children what stds are or sum 💀 like if I didn't learn abt sex ed idk what'd I'd be doing and idk if it'll help me I think it will am still a child Screw that guy he's dumb 😐
I heard that bit and thought “i know nuance is pretty difficult for some of these people, but how the hell is education harassment? Better yet, an adult-to-adult conversation about sex is not the same as sexual harassment but that’s too nuanced for *certain* conservatives to understand
was 90% convinced he'd say "so dogs can come in male and female, but my wife wont let me come in either? thanks liberals, now i have to sit in the chair"
@@jacej355 Yeah, how dare we, the Liberals, now allow him to break so many laws of humanity, morality and the universe just so he can...Do weird stuff to people?
@@Milk-ck1wvslightly? it was way funnier tf? it actually was relevant to the “identity” of the water rather than just a completely random “liberal saying”…. did you just not understand it or are you talking about something different? hers was a real joke with a punchline while his was just yapping, what do you find funny about that?
10:44 “the 🍇ist chased the woman but alas, she ran into an 🍇 free zone! The 🍇ist howled, losing the woman. The liberals and their dumb rules” that’s legit what John sounds like 💀
or how about a 20 year old can't drink but conservatives don't bat an eye to a young child being r@ped and not being able to get an abortion and then getting kicked out of their home to live on the streets with their child who will probably die of malnourishment or other diseases from living on the street
imagine being so privileged you can record yourself eating at restaurants and stuff all the time and your only worries are what some other group of people might think and do with their own life
"Talking about sex in the workplace is bad, but at school is good?" Yes, because kids need to be educated about how and what happens during sex, as uneducated people can fall victim to groomers or think unconsensual intercourse is normal.
or not properly know how to prevent unwanted children leading to increasing incidents of if conservatives got their way amateur abortions and deaths during childbirth as children are not taught the proper steps to take when they finally become adults to prevent getting their partners pregnant because the only people who don't preform premarital intercourse are Catholics and those who swore off intercourse as a whole not to mention the massive increase in STD cases as children aren't taught the proper steps to prevent the spread of STDs and aren't made aware of the available resources regarding these things
Also, giraffes are literally completely gay. They have sex with the same gender yeat round, until mating season. Then their like "ugh I guess I have to keep our species going..."
Anyone who says homosexuality isn’t natural hasn’t watched nature go at it. A lot of animals will go out of their way to fuck anything, and everything. Sexually frustrated male elephants will literally force themselves on unsuspecting rhinos; sexually frustrated seals will force themselves on penguins; penguins have even been seen mating with a decapitated penguin head, to completion. “Normal” isn’t really a term you can use when it comes to sexuality in nature
I feel ripped off that I didn't get to go to the fantasy woke school and learn the trans agenda properly. Man, my generation didn't get any of the cool stuff.
@@WaffleWinningDude they were making a joke. They were being sarcastic saying: “I feel ripped off that I didn’t get to go to the school that supposedly teaches kids about trans agenda”. It’s called sarcasm.
I kinda wince at the concept of leaving one of these “I’m a 45 year old straight white male derpa derpa” comments, but here it comes… Thank you so much for this video! This guy enrages me so much it makes my brain lock up and renders me unable to know where to even begin… Such an accurate, thorough, and satisfying take down of this douche canoe. Cheers!
"The glass is half empty!" "No, the glass is half full!" *"The glass murdered my parents in an alleyway the fateful night of April 26, 1981. I was but a child, at the fragile age of 8 years old-"*
As someone fired for debts related to gambling, it's WILD he's boldly indulging in the expense of restaurant dining with a care-free grin. Seems he'd want to appear as someone who learns from his mistakes, and is living more modestly, mindfully and responsibly. Especially while criticizing others.
I love that he is so concerned about kids being taught about the lgbtq+ community but doesnt realize most public schools dont teach children basic human anatomy.
You're too real for this. 😭 I worked as a school TA for three years and when I tell you some of these kids aren't even getting the basics lmao, let alone 8 hours a day on gender studies.
I learned more basic human anatomy by reading adult gay content (not as a child, I was plenty old enough) then I did at the conservative school I attended. According to my school, abstinence is the only option, having sex before marriage “uses you up” (we got the chewed gum metaphor), and monogamy is the godly path.
omg my first thought was that they're already not learning about those things in school and it's not because of lgbtq education, since that isn't even happening either! these fools actively work against proper education and then have the audacity to complain that kids aren't learning what they should
I learned human anatomy in my high school for a health class and you’d think that periods would be normalized within that class. Nope! The second it was brought up, one of the boys in the class was repulsed and disgusted about where the blood comes out in a afab persons body.
Err well I don't know - I just don't know. I do not watch enough "humor" to notice. Left-wing minded people are generally more in the arts and entertainment. I do find Trump amusing though.
It’s crazy that he says liberals are making their kids watch drag but my non liberal cis straight mom had me watch drag shows at the ripe age of 2 years old 😭😭
LMAO THATS SO REAL. my mom is a centrist who has constantly oscillating values but usually makes very homophobic/transphobic/racist statements and she LOVES drag queens
"You daintily dip your froyo into a cup of sprinkles with a limp wrist, thank GOD society is re-evaluating what masculinity means, or you wouldn't make the cut, Tiger" - FunkyFrogBait LMAOOOOO this had me howling ngl
Funny thing is I never met a straight man with Any game that would reject a woman for her political views. I've also never met one that is judgemental or rejecting of women for any other reason other than attraction, and even that bar is Not high. Usually set at 'might say yes.'
"feminism is the idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they serve their husband and children" hey do you know what the main difference between employment and slavery is? GETTING PAID
@@dizzyclown7131 thanks! it's actually a picrew, can't remember the name off the top of my head but I could find it. I do art myself as well but for my pfp I liked this style.
@@dizzyclown7131ill explain, its like a website where people put presets that you can use for anything, you pick the hair styles, skin tone, etc. have a good day
Freddy Fazbear could be a metaphor for someone who is transage, being the chronological age of an adult but possessing the soul of a child. 😂🎉 Note: This is meant as a joke. Don't freak. 😅
"Oh, so I can't assume your gender, but the police aren't required to take my word for it where I was at 11:15 pm February the 6th of 1973? What kind of a double standard is this?!"
That's not even a specifically fascist thing. it's just the number one rule of propaganda (for example both Russia and The USA/Ukraine do that to eachother)
@@Panzermeiller Fair, it's not exclusively fascist as far as who uses it. It tends to crop up more the more authoritarian the people who are using it are (which also isn't specifically fascist) but it can be used by anyone. When a group starts using that it's a sign to be wary of other things they're saying too. The right wing in the US has been heading towards specifically fascism lately, though, which is why I mentioned that.
Yeah he really told on himself with that one! Everything else is typical alt right rhetoric garbage we've heard a million times but that was really a middle finger to everything the bible is SUPPOSED to advocate for like charity, grace, good will, compassion, etc. Blew my mind! just when you think you've heard it all
fun fact about masculinity: in 18th century France, it was considered masculine to wear heavy powder and rouge on their faces, and pink and purple were considered "manly" colours because pink and purple dyes were expensive.
Dresses were made for men so they could have more freedom down there Apparently no one likes this fact because the one time I told this fact a lot of people decided that I was being rude or something
Houswife by non religious choice here. Being at home full time, being avaibale for family and extended family's needs, managing the household [shopping, cleaning, scheduling appointments, meal planning, food prep, clean up and dishes, gardening, animal husbandry, ect ect] is 100% unpaid labor that should be, at a minimum, verbally acknowledged and appreciated. It's not "womans work", it's WORK being done out of love and care.
Damn. Your husband can’t at least do a little gardening and pick up a phone once in a while to make an appointment? Sounds like a time bomb that’ll explode eventually, not a sustainable lifestyle.
How awkward would it be if you were in a restaurant, just trying to enjoy your dinner, and there's this weird guy talking to himself about trans people?
Also the staff like the guy at 1:45. My guy is just clearing the table, doing his job, and this weirdo is talking about how everyone's "aborted or transgender"
honestly, that would be amazing because if that happened to me, i'd be sneaking up behind him and wave a trans flag while dancing and stare right into the camera with a dead serious expression on my face
I wouldn't say that you have to go through the swamp to find this guy, he will find you with out you having to look. It will either be naturally or through Freddy Fivebear, but there is no escaping this guy
About the one at about 9:30, to folks in Highschool, if you have the chance, PLEASE take a personal finance class if its offered. It was the easiest math class I ever took and it taught me a whole bunch of stuff I wouldn't have learned in a regular math class. It counted for a math credit at my school as well, which might be the only reason i graduated lmfao
Walking through homeless camps and talking about "trash" was pure evil. I been in those areas many times and the people are very sweet. To mention OUT LOUD about trash where he knows they can hear just shows how compassionate and how caring he actually is.
Also extremely dangerous to do that. Like what if one of them just got attacked and treated like shit, go back to their tent to recover having a bad day abd heard him say that. I mean they got nothing to lose and sure they'll be arrested if they attack him but free food and housing is to some better than the street. Not everyone but a very small minority of them
I've lived there. Alot of them will try to stab you, leave needles on the ground for you to step on, and shit on the sidewalk right in front of you. So yes, sure. Some of them are kind and normal people. Many are dangerous,drug addicted and need serious mental health services. Reality is not as simple as you pretend. That said, I've also been homeless 3 times and for over a year. I understand the issue from both sides.
@@SolidSirenYes, this is a reality for a lot of places. I was talking about my personal experiences there and yes, it can be dangerous. Still, the people I have interacted with were genuinely sweet despite their conditions and would ask politely for money or food. I felt he didn't need to talk that way in front of them or AT ALL. I still get where you're coming from, but you have to admit that saying it was out of line, especially when it was obvious he was not getting harassed at the time.
@@SolidSiren I think we can acknowledge both. Both that many of these people desperately need access to services *and* that it is vile for him to enter a homeless encampment solely to make the implication that the people who live there are the equivalent of environmental pollutants. It isn't as though homeless or drug-addicted people want to be in those positions, so much of that malice is brought on or worsened by circumstance. ESPECIALLY with how bad housing is in LA (as someone who also lives in SoCal, not disclosing exactly where for obvious reasons haha). Just want to clarify I'm just adding to your point, I'm not trying to tell you that I understand your experience better than you do, because of course I don't.
9:47 legit they are grown adults who are educated on sex. They talk about sex and condoms to teenagers because they don't want teen pregnancies happening. Thank those educators.
@JustGeorge-S4m it's normal to be curious and find out what sexual pleasure is. and a lot of teens stumble upon p0rn and they want to feel that same ecstasy
"Dogs come in male and female, and if you chop the balls off one, it's still male" exactly! Creatures can be masculine without having male gonads, so trans men are men! And likewise a spayed female dog is still female, and so are trans women without uteruses :) glad we agree :)
Then the conservative will default back to xy and xx chromosomes. They will say the castrated male is male bc they have xy, whereas the trans man has xx so is not male but a female that has tried to phenocopy a male. And vice versa for xx and females and trans women.
honestly so funny that he’s even saying all of this in public spaces like restaurants while raising his voice, almost as if he’s trying to fish for any reactions 😭
@@people2chronically-online I can, and Frog can, and probably anyone else in this comments section can. Pick three of the things he said in this video. I'll take them apart like knockoff Legos.
@@people2chronically-onlinefor ud to debunk him, he needs to show proof of his Claims. The responsibility of proof lies with the first claim. Not the dispute.
"But if I tell Liberal 'I love jesus' they lose their mind!" Said by a person who openly hates every single other religion was a real gotcha. I wanna see what happens when someone says "I love Allah" in his general vicinity.
Yeah, I totally agree with you. I’ve seen both sides; people who actively state that every member of a religion cannot be trusted, and people who state that their religion is the only way to go. That’s horrible.
Imagine saying "allahu akbar" around a conservative. Pretty sure they will not take kindly to that, even though its basically the equivalent of saying "I love Jesus" just in a different language.
HELP AT MY SCHOOL’S BEGINNER BAND CONCERT THEY GOT TO WEAR COSTUMES BECAUSE OF IT BEING A HALLOWEEN CONCERT AND ONE KID WORE A GIANT RED WHITE AND BLUE EAGLE COSTUME WITH BIG BOLD LETTERS SAYING “TRUMP” ON THE BACK!! HE WON THE COSTUME CONTEST DUDE WTH 😭😭😭
I identify as aborted. Just haven’t gone through with it. Aftermath leaves a lot of paperwork Edit: I appreciate everyone’s concern. Don’t worry. I’m perfectly alright and don’t plan on offing myself anytime soon
This is the guy who always gets stitched with the dude who describes Five Nights at Freddies like a kid and it brings me joy that that's the only way I've seen his content
But at least the glass isn't... freddy fazbear. Because if the glass was freddy five bears, then William afternoon would not be able to drink out of anything because the glass is an animaltronic, one with chicka the chicken, foxy the fox pirate rawr, bonnie the bonnie, and yellow freddy five bears
A better question is... should they allow Freddy Five Bears on dating apps? Because if Faz A Freddy Bears was on a dating app... then he would go... hor, hor hor, hor hor hor, hor hor... etc.
"Not spanking your kid will make them end up a liberal" well.....as someone who has faced down with the chancla multiple times (and has a perfect loss record)......here I am.....gay as hell
I was beaten as a child, let alone spanked, and here's me, about as left wing as you can imagine, so his theory doesn't really work now does it. Just like spanking. Never put me off misbehaving, just made me hate my parents.
The anti r*pe zone rap was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week. I love it when commentary channels go above and beyond with effort like that, top shelf
Tell me you know nothing about what most conservatives think without telling me 👆🏻. Most want to live their lives and don’t care how you live yours -- the PROBLEM is it’s an unfounded ideology being forced on other people. There’s “trainings” people are forced to take at every major corporation..:
I just want to buy eggs at the store without the stockboy launching into a lecture of his political party's contributions to putting those eggs in the store; or, if their out, telling me why it's the other party's fault! 😭 I can't politely stand and listen that long when I have milk slowly warming in my cart! 😂
7:21 add " homosexuality is not only present in humans but is many mammals" , as per his knowledge and his sentence, if those animals can accept any love, why cant humans??
The r@pe one was so layered in why it's wrong. Like I can already see it being used against victims "WELL IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE R@PED SHE SHOULDNT HAVE WALKED IN THE NON R@PE FREE ZONES"
That fact that he even said that automatically disproves everything that comes out of his mouth because I can't even begin to explain just how horrifically wrong that suggestion is. Only people who can get a pass on saying that is literally children and maybe very very old elderly people who genuinely don't understand and have problems ( or medical conditions not really sure which would be less worse to say) of their own like dementia.
Yeah cuz as fair as I'm aware r@pe can happen anywhere at anytime in any kind of clothing and r@pists can range from strangers all the way to family members
@@SewardWriter yea but some really sweet old people at the nursing home my grandmother stayed at would sometimes say things like that and then someone would correct them and they would be like oh ok. They don't mean any harm when they say it. Also probably got dementia and altimeters ( if I can spell which I cant) mixed up again. My grandmother would forget things that were just said ( like me telling her about school 4 times in one visit which I never minded because it wasn't her fault) and a few times she would say something close to this but we would just correct her and move on. She mostly only said it because she used to watch the news but stopped when she entered the home which was a very good one because everything was clean and everyone was cared for.
@@unimaster4672 my great pop died from Alzheimer’s and he would never think to make a r@pe joke or disrespect the women around him… this dude is more demented than the literal demented
I love when they go "animals are only male or female" as if animals even understand the concept of their sex besides "this one has baby. this one doesnt"
It’s like- we are SO different from other animals. Gender IS a social construct but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t respect or choose our gender. We are so much more complex than a dog or smth
Its funny cause its not even true. Clownfosh swap from male to female. Certain hyenas have penises even as females. Bees are matriarchal. Animals have a way more complicated relationship with gender and sex than us 😂
@@foxycinnamonkitten997hi sorry for the late reply. Yes, there is a type of lizard that is like that but they aren’t geckos! It’s actually the New Mexico whiptail. Love those lizbians (lizard lesbians), they’re pretty interesting
It's wild to me that so many Republicans refuse to acknowledge the existence of intersex people, or just don't know they exist. It's such an interesting topic, I think.
Thank you for actually making arguments against the stupid conservative takes instead of just assuming your audience is already in agreement and laughing at them. A lot of "commentary" channels just platform horrible people and don't do the work to really show the audience why they're horrible. So thank you!
The point he made that “talking about sex at work is sexual harassment but talking about sex to kids is okay?” Like, is he giving Tom in the Legal Department the birds & bees talk???
"So a 20 year old can't drink, but a 5 year old can choose their gender?" 1. There are many countries in which the legal drinking age is well below 20. 2. Underage drinking is very much a thing and the legal restriction has been ignored for generations. 3. Most 5 year olds barley understand the concept of harshly gendered stereotypes, nuances, pronouns, etc. 4. There is a MASSIVE difference between a 5 year old boy saying he wants to play pretend as a princess and a 20 year old dying from liver damage due to alcoholism.
Also, when I was five, we read a story about a trans girl in class. There were no questions from anyone other than: “You can choose whether to be a boy or girl?” “Yes.” “Okay!”
No 20 yo dies from liver failure 😂 Even if you start drinking at 11 that doesn't happen, the earliest any drinker should be worried about that is early 30s
@@banjotiki3910 It depend what and how much you drink, and some people have genetic conditions they're unaware of until they introduce things like alcohol into the mix that could make someone more susceptible.
I'm glad there's a Conservative dating app. Pairs up the Conservatives with each other so everyone else doesn't have the misfortune to them. It's a win-win.
As a Christian, all I can say about this man is… yikes. I’m honestly so glad you brought up the stuff about Jesus. A lot of radical Christians seem to fail to realize that if Jesus was alive and well on this earth, he would be hanging out with the LGBT+ community and those “crazy liberals”. Because if they bothered to read their Bible at least once they’d know most of the people Jesus talked to and comforted… were considered the outcasts of society.
Exactly. It was hilarious to attend a Christian high school where tons of people were *really* shitty people and then acted religiously superior. Also, telling a 12 year old that her mom is going to hell. I’m pretty fucking sure Jesus wouldn’t approve.
That's one reason I hate when everyone goes after JESUS. He isn't the one who is the problem, it's the Christians. The Christians who love their vices -- they drink, smoke, do all sorts of sex and are Sodomites themselves so they have no legs to even stand on since the Christian males are just secular males only while pretending they're "saved". They treat women like garbage and cum toilets. They deny Christ and mock Him. They attack people who are sick and suffering. They go after people who are Covid cautious. They HATE and HATE and nothing but HATE.
The only people Jesus really spoke bad about were the rule following and tradition above compassion types of people. The religious leaders he criticised were full of prejudice and cared more about the laws of their religion than common decency, most conservative Christians fit that category and most of them are following the broad path to Hell. They care more about getting a chuckle from seeing “triggered” liberals than caring about and respecting their fellow human beings. In the Bible Jesus never once shamed someone for being this or that. He hung out and ate with prostitutes, which I personally can’t see any conservative Christian doing without judging the person harshly or being arrogant and “holier than thou” around them.
One of my favorite animal facts is that clams are born male but turn female as they mature and become able to breed so technically every clam is a milf
We trans people don’t get mad that you assume our gender, we get mad when you don’t acknowledge our correction. Mistakes happens, disrespect is disrespect.
The world doesn't owe you a damn thing! Not even respect, that's earned. Stop crying and mind your trans wounds, whatever that might be on your journey 🙄 You lot are annoying AF
9:57 sexual harassment = talking sexually or making sexual remarks to someone who is uncomfortable sexual education = educating kids what happens when you boink, how to be safe while boinking, and the precautions to take before boinking. educates kids on the diseases that you can get if you boink unsafely
It's also used to teach kids the names of the different body parts, what consent is, and ways to help yourself if someone touches you in a way you don't like
did we all just collectively forget what Jesus was like? he fed the hungry, healed the sick, forgave the sinners, sacrificed himself for people who hated him and some people act like he would endorse conservative views???
Yeah… I respect all religions, but some people seem to pick and choose what they want to follow and believe in. Ive met amazing people from all religions, but Ive also met some pretty horrible people from them as well. The ones I dislike are hateful and rude, which only ends up giving religion a bad look. Though to be fair, I’ve met atheists who are pretty bad as well. I think it’s less about what you believe in, and more about what kind of person you are.
The fact that he casually suggests a “r-e free zone” just shows how absent minded and blissfully ignorant he is and creepy he is too. If you need a sign to tell you assault isn’t okay then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to leave your home
every religious and misogynistic group uses rape as a threat to women. Rejection, translating into a loss of family or relationship, and rape to further intimidate.
It's like implying that we need "m*rder free zones" so people wouldn't kinn one another so frequently (Yeah, this sounds stupid, specially bcs, at least for me, r-e is way worse than m*rder, but i tried to make a point)
8:02 As a trans woman, my biggest concern is that I'll get murdered, then after that, being raped, then assaulted, then wrongfully dismissed, then... Well, you get the point. I wish my biggest concern was being misgendered. It's not, but the people who use the wrong pronouns to describe me... happen to be the ones I don't feel safe around because they signal that they don't respect me or my autonomy.
Don't expect them to be compassionate, their words speak enough. They're getting old and bitter and more reasonable people will accept what you want to do because it's harmless.
EXACTLY. we don't give a shit about being misgendered, especially when it happens all the time. its just a red flag warning and what that red flag could mean is whats scary.
That's a horrible way to live. One day was a girl, then a boy called her by her name that I knew and he didn't throw a fit. Told me what he changed it to. But if he had asked me to call him, they or them NOPE.
@@boxerblvd3514 So you do respect trans people, but not non-binary people. At least a first step :) Even if I have to admit that I find it a little strange that plural pronouns were chosen for non-binary people.
As a Christian myself, it's so sad when i see this kind of self-righteous, illogical, delusional hate. Filled to the brim with blanket statements as well. The points you made were freaking hilarious, especially with the grape and the fish.
this, and not only hysterical but so so accurate. The ending about the multiplying of fish showed genuine research and respect that NOT all Christians are like this, and I truly appreciate that so much.
Exactly, I’m not very religious, but I have gone to church and have very religious grandparents. I was given a baby’s first bible I still own. And the Jesus I was told abt when growing up was like the polar opposite of these people and their idea of him. If he were around today, I think he’d be donating to charities and helping stop bigotry and racism, not making alpha male bro TikToks
@@IvysWhackedWonderlandIt’s pretty ironic honestly if you think about it.. like if Jesus came back today, bigoted christians like this dude wouldn’t even listen to him or like him because Jesus is a Middle Eastern man who stands with those treated badly by society, like lgbt+ people..
Nah, he's all for children being forced into dangerous jobs for below minimum wage and being able to buy a gun before they know how babies are made, but gender? Think of the children!
Also, his dog being neutered point is SO funny, it's like "so you agree, someone's genitalia doesn't determine their gender? So altering the genitalia doesn't change the gender that someone is saying they have? It's up to the person? Got it"
@@Nolen_Sorentowhy do people wear glasses then? Why do people get surgery for Cancer? Do they not accept how god made them? And don't tell me you wouldn't get an illness treated because "god wants you to be ill", we both know you would. If god is all knowing and all powerful, then why does he make people want to change their gender and then get mad if they change their gender? Seems kind of messed up, don't you think? Also, what happened to 'love thy neighbor as you would yourself'? That seems kind of lost on a lot of people
It will never not be funny to me how we're all "snowflakes" for wanting to be referred to by the right pronouns and have our identities and sexualities respected rather than discriminated against, meanwhile they'll scream bloody murder at the sight of a man wearing nail polish, a girl in leather biker gear or anything about gender neutral bathrooms when it's no different to the one in their fucking house. Like, I'm sorry, _who's_ the snowflake??
Sort of? They lay their eggs in the males pouch where they are then fertilized. Pregnancy implies the presence of a fertilized egg, however seahorses are odd little beasts and it's? Hard to say.
is pregnancy even the right word in either case? i’ve never thought of egg-laying animals as being “pregnant,” to me that term feels like it refers to viviparity but also idk how broad the definition is. i guess seahorses would be ovoviviparous (???) animals so…? edit: after looking into it further, i think i would say the female isn’t pregnant simply because it lays the eggs in the male’s pouch, but that if you had to apply the term at all, then yes the males would be the ones to get pregnant since the pouch acts as a placenta that provides nutrients for the developing embryo. in my humble youtube audience opinion
@@ErikaCartet Ovoviviparity, like what sort of happens with seahorses and I think garter snakes, is a gray area I suppose then. The eggs hatch within the parent and are birthed live. I understand what you are saying and almost entirely agree, though I think the problem is how black and white and yes/no our language is when talking about animals. Everything both is and is not with how weird the sciences get! (apologies, I kinda just start rambling with topics like animals. special interest.)
“There are two wolves inside you, one is transgender and the other is aborted” - Freddy five bear probably
Both are "dead" children in republican's eyes so it works. lol
BEAUTIFULLY SAID
I AUDIBLY CHOKED 💀
I am dyjng😂
So inspirational, Fredrick von Fitzgerald Fazbearington most certainly has my vote 🙏🙏
I saw the one where he talks about “everyone will be trans or aborted” and someone in the comments said “but if I’m dead and you’re trans, whose flying the plane”
BYE
Shaggy voice: what I wanna know is where’s the caveman
Wait...but if you're aborted and I'm trans... who's behind me!?
This comment made me laugh audibly. You win.
That wins. That comment wins.
As an aborted fetus I would like to tell him to not assume my gender/sex because I'm not done making it yet.
“it’s a work in progress stop asking already!!” 🙄 🤚
@UTTP-142 I've been seeing and not reacting to posts like this since 2003. I'm still waiting for my inevitable demise.
@@yawninghamster7238Haven't we all at this point
@UTTP-142 Bot
@UTTP-142 can't wait
7:03 fun fact! Male penguins will sometimes raise a egg with another male penguin, they usually take abandoned eggs from straight penguin couples!
So it's penguin adoption?
😮 Gay penguin adoption
Homosexual penguin adoption agency
I wonder how the Radical Right will react to this revelation?
They'll literally implode
What if the egg wasn't abandoned but left for a while
@wooperfan584 no its homie adoption
He looks like a lightly microwaved ken doll after being dipped in wood glue.
That was a little too… specific…
has the personality of one too
He acts like he has the Ken bulge and is over-compensating to an insane degree.
@@Ice_cl0ud.Not specific enough
Oh no 24 minutes late😢
“BUT YOU CAN ASSUME IM RACIST?!”
Um no sir I wasn’t assuming that but now I’m starting to get that weird feeling …
Yeah...anyone that has to clarify they're not a racist and gets mad because people call them that regularly is probably a racist.
like being racist is your identity💀
I didn't "assume" you were racist, I extrapolated that you were based on the data I gathered - mostly you screaming that you aren't racist within 5 minutes of meeting you.
Like a restaurant putting up a poster saying they won't give you food poisoning
I didnt assume you were racist until you started loudly protesting that you weren’t. Thou doth protest too much.
Comparing sexual harassment to sex education is so wild, wtf
Fr
Imagine comparing groping someone to teaching children what stds are or sum 💀 like if I didn't learn abt sex ed idk what'd I'd be doing and idk if it'll help me I think it will am still a child
Screw that guy he's dumb 😐
Fucked up times we live in where people believe this shit
fr it’s just giving “I want children to stay uneducated on sex so I can take advantage of them”
@@AlpixRezzie like my pe teacher
I heard that bit and thought “i know nuance is pretty difficult for some of these people, but how the hell is education harassment?
Better yet, an adult-to-adult conversation about sex is not the same as sexual harassment
but that’s too nuanced for *certain* conservatives to understand
was 90% convinced he'd say "so dogs can come in male and female, but my wife wont let me come in either? thanks liberals, now i have to sit in the chair"
That's a new one, haven't heard it before but it's pretty good, and definitely the kinda thing that him and people like him would say.
@@jacej355 Yeah, how dare we, the Liberals, now allow him to break so many laws of humanity, morality and the universe just so he can...Do weird stuff to people?
Just realised. He thinks a gun can fit in a woman’s pants. That’s cute.
i can hardly fit my phone in my jeans😭
Underrated comment! 😂 ❤
@@hollieBlu303 If only I commented sooner for more internet micro-clout 😢
@@KThe_creatorit’s always like an inch deep or fake
@@vividd8246 fun fact: that description also applies to John McEntee’s willy
Fixing his joke was the FUNNIEST way to dunk on this guy
Funky even made it slightly funnier
@@Milk-ck1wvslightly? it was way funnier tf? it actually was relevant to the “identity” of the water rather than just a completely random “liberal saying”…. did you just not understand it or are you talking about something different? hers was a real joke with a punchline while his was just yapping, what do you find funny about that?
@@whenitsover3479 huh hey calm down
AGREE
@@whenitsover3479Dude lost his marbles
“The water is racist” is legitimately the funniest thing ever said by the radical right.
3:57 *THE WRATH OF GOD IS COMING*
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@LilacAfton72727 🔥(fnaf fan found)
Poseidon fr
The right leaning: People think everything is racist nowadays you get cancelled for everything!
Also the right leaning: *Water is racist apparently*
10:44 “the 🍇ist chased the woman but alas, she ran into an 🍇 free zone! The 🍇ist howled, losing the woman. The liberals and their dumb rules” that’s legit what John sounds like 💀
LMAO
Are you dumb?
Totally agree with that. Also, nicely done there.
I choked on my sprite
"A 20 year old can't have alcohol, but a five year old can pick their gender?"
Guys, he's right. We should lower the drinking age to 5.
In england 5 year olds can legally drink if with their parents at home😭😭
We literally can’t over here. It’s already there
Just remove the drinking the age
He’s low key right . And y’all know that .
That makes sense though.
As a counter to, "...but a 5 year old can pick their gender?"
A 20 year old can't drink, but a 17 year old can lose their lives at war? Ok
also gender isn't toxic to the liver last time i checked
@@durdleduc8520yep lmao
also thats only something the US has
or how about a 20 year old can't drink but conservatives don't bat an eye to a young child being r@ped and not being able to get an abortion and then getting kicked out of their home to live on the streets with their child who will probably die of malnourishment or other diseases from living on the street
BOOM!!
imagine being so privileged you can record yourself eating at restaurants and stuff all the time and your only worries are what some other group of people might think and do with their own life
He's by his logic so privileged that he's on billionaire level
I don’t know how he’s not fatter with how much frozen yogurt he must eat.
DAMNNN IMMA USE THIS
He's probably trying to write these meals off as business expenses as an influencer.
@@bib4eto656After being horrified by this dude generally, that is exactly what my husband blurted out.
"Talking about sex in the workplace is bad, but at school is good?" Yes, because kids need to be educated about how and what happens during sex, as uneducated people can fall victim to groomers or think unconsensual intercourse is normal.
or not properly know how to prevent unwanted children leading to increasing incidents of if conservatives got their way amateur abortions and deaths during childbirth as children are not taught the proper steps to take when they finally become adults to prevent getting their partners pregnant because the only people who don't preform premarital intercourse are Catholics and those who swore off intercourse as a whole not to mention the massive increase in STD cases as children aren't taught the proper steps to prevent the spread of STDs and aren't made aware of the available resources regarding these things
"If you're too concerned about your pronouns..."
You know damn well that man throws an absolute FIT when someone accidentally calls him "she"
POV u get accidentally called a she as a man and u just cry about it because ur a sensitive guy
REAL
@@el_hyunasWifelol same
@@el_hyunasWife Oh no no no, he’s a guy. So we use ‘she’ /j
We should do that
Also, giraffes are literally completely gay. They have sex with the same gender yeat round, until mating season. Then their like "ugh I guess I have to keep our species going..."
No.. gonna look that up and edit later tho
(Edit) apparently this is true. Wow who would've known
Gay Giraffes lolol
That is the funniest thing ive seen all day, im using this now 🌚
Anyone who says homosexuality isn’t natural hasn’t watched nature go at it. A lot of animals will go out of their way to fuck anything, and everything. Sexually frustrated male elephants will literally force themselves on unsuspecting rhinos; sexually frustrated seals will force themselves on penguins; penguins have even been seen mating with a decapitated penguin head, to completion. “Normal” isn’t really a term you can use when it comes to sexuality in nature
Lmfao! The things we do to not have our entire species die out.
“genders are like the twin towers, there used to two of them, now it’s a sensitive topic.” yeah, you need to leave. 😭
Like a dad joke times 100 😬
Did he lie though
genders are like the twin towers, each one a centerpiece of the world trade center complex
im a liberal but that joke was kinda funny ngl
@@levii6126the twin towers were buildings! hope this helps
9:14 Can’t believe John invented mpreg
Thank god 😩😩😩
@@TaylorTheCreativeOkOkOkLaLaLa
🤯
as he should
Please can you draw him pregnant
@@icey6444 I will
7:10 if a female clownfish dies after giving birth the male clownfish will slowly change into a female because the females typically protect the eggs.
Finding Nemo getting a whole meaning
@@SilvarusLupus ikr
@@SilvarusLupusi think we have the same mind
Finding Nemo Lore:
No wonder Marlin went into mama bear mode to find Nemo
I feel ripped off that I didn't get to go to the fantasy woke school and learn the trans agenda properly. Man, my generation didn't get any of the cool stuff.
@@WaffleWinning im sorry this whole sentence doesn't make any sense, also im pretty sure they were making a joke
@@WaffleWinningDude they were making a joke. They were being sarcastic saying: “I feel ripped off that I didn’t get to go to the school that supposedly teaches kids about trans agenda”. It’s called sarcasm.
@@WaffleWinning you did not just compare learning about sexuality/gender to the holocaust 💀💀💀
Fr like forget learning what to do when your period starts 3 years after everyone already has them I needa learn abt my LGBTQ folk 💀
@janka6235
No fr though I was so confused rechecking the video like “he made a joke about WHAT?!-«
Conservatives: DON’T INVADE MY PRIVACY!!!😡😡🤬
Meanwhile, also conservatives: Your gender identity, sexuality, and reproductive rights are my business.
And I'm going to scream about this at your local bodega.
you forgot the "i need to know what's in your paaaants"
@@Alteusgirlahhh yes and the “teaching anything about sexuality or gender at school is paedophilic but I deserve to know what’s down this kids pants!”
they’re so against “big government” yet they want congress to have ultimate control over our uteruses
True. 🤦
I kinda wince at the concept of leaving one of these “I’m a 45 year old straight white male derpa derpa” comments, but here it comes… Thank you so much for this video! This guy enrages me so much it makes my brain lock up and renders me unable to know where to even begin… Such an accurate, thorough, and satisfying take down of this douche canoe. Cheers!
I know I’m very late to this but.. douche canoe is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😭
@@WeirdFloofyMess please feel free to spread the precautionary gospel of the douche canoe
Thanks for being you ✌️
"The glass is half empty!"
"No, the glass is half full!"
*"The glass murdered my parents in an alleyway the fateful night of April 26, 1981. I was but a child, at the fragile age of 8 years old-"*
"This is where I watched my parents died Parappa"
@@GalaxyStarLily”This is where you watched your parents die- oops- oops”
@@carelessdreamer "the glass killed me parents parappa, help"
-the glass created you batman.
Oh😛
He talks so loud in those restaurants omg I’m so embarrassed for him
Imagine being a customer just trying to eat your lunch and all of a sudden you hear behind you "Why don't we set up r*** free zones?" 💀
@@pillowdargon Over multiple takes.
I just know the employees spit in his food
As someone fired for debts related to gambling, it's WILD he's boldly indulging in the expense of restaurant dining with a care-free grin. Seems he'd want to appear as someone who learns from his mistakes, and is living more modestly, mindfully and responsibly. Especially while criticizing others.
@@icu3869 It's like he's bragging that he can't be touched! He's fine! He's a winner!
I love that he is so concerned about kids being taught about the lgbtq+ community but doesnt realize most public schools dont teach children basic human anatomy.
You're too real for this. 😭 I worked as a school TA for three years and when I tell you some of these kids aren't even getting the basics lmao, let alone 8 hours a day on gender studies.
I learned more basic human anatomy by reading adult gay content (not as a child, I was plenty old enough) then I did at the conservative school I attended. According to my school, abstinence is the only option, having sex before marriage “uses you up” (we got the chewed gum metaphor), and monogamy is the godly path.
@@kninenightsthat really makes me glad to not have a conservative or religious family
omg my first thought was that they're already not learning about those things in school and it's not because of lgbtq education, since that isn't even happening either!
these fools actively work against proper education and then have the audacity to complain that kids aren't learning what they should
I learned human anatomy in my high school for a health class and you’d think that periods would be normalized within that class. Nope! The second it was brought up, one of the boys in the class was repulsed and disgusted about where the blood comes out in a afab persons body.
Even if you take out what he's actually saying. There is something about his tone and mannerisms that just scream "I'm a douchebag" to me.
And his whiney voice. I've never seen such a whiny, complaining man. My goodness
Judging by his caramel tan, soft hands and gym toned muscles its clear that this man has never done a day of hard labour in his life
PREACH🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Soft hands is a right, the audacity he comes with is a crime 💀
As a Mexican, I can confirm that every time I get near any body of water, the water calls me a slur-
You poor thing😢
Oh wait…
My tears are made of water!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
IM WHEEZING
I JUST SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM 😂😂😂😂
As a white half-Russian, the water high fives me and tells me to give Putin a kiss from Trump
@@Cal15212I KNEW IT! The water is racist!
Conservatives are so bad at humor that liberals and leftists are unironically better at conservative humor than they are.
And analogies 😂
Err well I don't know - I just don't know. I do not watch enough "humor" to notice.
Left-wing minded people are generally more in the arts and entertainment. I do find Trump amusing though.
@@starkjet2197 Marxism is like a bunch of covetous pigs 🐷in a farm.
Did you just assume my gender?
@@crunchester Hmm look up the things I suggested and come back to me on how off putting it is
It’s crazy that he says liberals are making their kids watch drag but my non liberal cis straight mom had me watch drag shows at the ripe age of 2 years old 😭😭
LMAO THATS SO REAL. my mom is a centrist who has constantly oscillating values but usually makes very homophobic/transphobic/racist statements and she LOVES drag queens
@ STOP MINE TOO, (but refuses to say she’s any of those things)
"You daintily dip your froyo into a cup of sprinkles with a limp wrist, thank GOD society is re-evaluating what masculinity means, or you wouldn't make the cut, Tiger" - FunkyFrogBait
LMAOOOOO this had me howling ngl
There are 100% somebody that brought this up that's on that dude side that hates that he does this
He sure has a TWINKle in his eyes!
@@HarukaSakuraiLovernice one
@@HarukaSakuraiLover THE GIGGLE I GOGGLED
Funny thing is I never met a straight man with Any game that would reject a woman for her political views. I've also never met one that is judgemental or rejecting of women for any other reason other than attraction, and even that bar is Not high. Usually set at 'might say yes.'
Love how he always ends with a smirk like he just laid the rawest smack down and not just talking to himself in the middle of an Applebees.
😂😂😂 stop
🤣🤣🤣
He's filming himself coming up with comebacks in the shower.
"feminism is the idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they serve their husband and children" hey do you know what the main difference between employment and slavery is? GETTING PAID
Unrelated but I love your profile pic - did you make it yourself? It's cool art, man 🤟🤟😁
@@dizzyclown7131 thanks! it's actually a picrew, can't remember the name off the top of my head but I could find it. I do art myself as well but for my pfp I liked this style.
@@lanturn3239 Oh dope! Uhh what's a picrew?
@@dizzyclown7131ill explain, its like a website where people put presets that you can use for anything, you pick the hair styles, skin tone, etc. have a good day
@@dizzyclown7131it’s a character creation website
This should be on Spotify 11:00
Real
"I can't assume your gender, so you can't assume I'm racist."
Well, you can't assume about.... Freddy Fazbear
real
@UTTP-142 ok
AR AR AR ARAR AR AR AR AR ARR
Freddy Fazbear could be a metaphor for someone who is transage, being the chronological age of an adult but possessing the soul of a child. 😂🎉
Note: This is meant as a joke. Don't freak. 😅
I almost spit even though I had nothing in my mouth. This is comedic genius
0:12 "So I can't assume your gender, but you can assume I'm racist" is he telling on himself???
fr bro is reaching so hard like omg yes ima assume you're racist based on almost everything you post like it isn't that hard to see-
"Oh, so I can't assume your gender, but the police aren't required to take my word for it where I was at 11:15 pm February the 6th of 1973? What kind of a double standard is this?!"
@@eyesofthecervino3366 I laughed a lil too hard at this 😭😭
Yes ha is.
I meant he.
Pessimist: Glass Half Empty.
Optimist: Glass Half Full.
Pissimist: Glass Full of Piss.
Pissimist moment
The correct trifecta
J A R A T E !!!
shitimists: glass full of S H I T
Optometrist: Glass Full of Eyes.
8:32 You're right, we should lower the drinking age to five
Rule one in the fascist playbook. The enemy is both weak enough to ridicule and powerful enough to constantly fear.
I'm glad I wasn't the first person to get that uncomfortably familiar feeling...
What can you do about it?
Very well said
That's not even a specifically fascist thing. it's just the number one rule of propaganda (for example both Russia and The USA/Ukraine do that to eachother)
@@Panzermeiller Fair, it's not exclusively fascist as far as who uses it. It tends to crop up more the more authoritarian the people who are using it are (which also isn't specifically fascist) but it can be used by anyone. When a group starts using that it's a sign to be wary of other things they're saying too.
The right wing in the US has been heading towards specifically fascism lately, though, which is why I mentioned that.
Christian here: the way my jaw DROPPED when he said “deport a man, you’ll never have to feed him again.”
right? the hate is strong with this man, and the millions who left a heart on his hateful content.
Yeah he really told on himself with that one! Everything else is typical alt right rhetoric garbage we've heard a million times but that was really a middle finger to everything the bible is SUPPOSED to advocate for like charity, grace, good will, compassion, etc. Blew my mind! just when you think you've heard it all
Bro would definitely deport Jesus if he had the chance.
My jaw dropped as well. I thought Jesus said to love your neighbor but apparently that doesn't apply to this piece of work
I'm a Christian and I was shocked by everything. Every single thing he said
This man is angered, upset, and afraid of an imaginary world HE created
As is every conservative on the planet
That's conservatism for ya
He is angered because he WANTS to create his own world without trans issues, liberals, drag queens, etc.
@@videosefilmes22 Nah the far left liberals are just as delusional
remember conservatives, it's just a phase, you'll be gay soon
14:24 hi professional femboy here, ngl kinda jealous of his feminism 😔😔😔
Same
fun fact about masculinity: in 18th century France, it was considered masculine to wear heavy powder and rouge on their faces, and pink and purple were considered "manly" colours because pink and purple dyes were expensive.
Same with heels
And floral embroidery. The Metropolitan Museum of Art has a bunch of 18th c men's suits that are covered with embroidered flowers.
in ancient rome and greece it was considered extremely manly to suck another man off, and bonus points if you both had huge cocks as well!
Only 1 problem with that... it was France. No one has ever looked at the French and said "The French must be very manly".
Dresses were made for men so they could have more freedom down there
Apparently no one likes this fact because the one time I told this fact a lot of people decided that I was being rude or something
“Are you aborted or transgender?”
Well I’m not trans so I guess that leaves only one option
a failure?
@@RexAlmen💀
Proudly aborted since 2007
Bish I'm both😂
As a cis man I can confirm I am aborted.
Houswife by non religious choice here. Being at home full time, being avaibale for family and extended family's needs, managing the household [shopping, cleaning, scheduling appointments, meal planning, food prep, clean up and dishes, gardening, animal husbandry, ect ect] is 100% unpaid labor that should be, at a minimum, verbally acknowledged and appreciated. It's not "womans work", it's WORK being done out of love and care.
I gen hate when ppl unappreciate work because “ur not being paid for it.”
People genuinely deserve so much better treatment
This sounds like something you should take up with your husband not some randoms on UA-cam.
@@pozzytrack0 she never mentioned her husband being in the wrong?..
Damn. Your husband can’t at least do a little gardening and pick up a phone once in a while to make an appointment?
Sounds like a time bomb that’ll explode eventually, not a sustainable lifestyle.
@@pozzytrack0I'm a stay at home wife by choice too, it's not usually my wife that insults me for not working lol
1:16 so… there’s no more left?
“ERADICATE THE GENDER BINARY”
-John Mckinty probably
How awkward would it be if you were in a restaurant, just trying to enjoy your dinner, and there's this weird guy talking to himself about trans people?
Also the staff like the guy at 1:45. My guy is just clearing the table, doing his job, and this weirdo is talking about how everyone's "aborted or transgender"
I'd think he was into them
Like YELLING about liberals and trans people in an echoey ass ice cream shop.
@@lazyartist1984probably is
honestly, that would be amazing because if that happened to me, i'd be sneaking up behind him and wave a trans flag while dancing and stare right into the camera with a dead serious expression on my face
As a non TikTok user, I admire Funky's determination to keep swimming in the swamp
brooo your everywhereeee
I wouldn't say that you have to go through the swamp to find this guy, he will find you with out you having to look. It will either be naturally or through Freddy Fivebear, but there is no escaping this guy
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra
Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
We thank those who sacrifice their souls to inform us who wish to maintain our sanity.
it’s very gunky
Comparing gender to 9/11 is wild dawg
Oh yeah. This mf is definitely into theories
same with guns and r4pe. absolutely disgusting.
@@Milk-ck1wv I bet if you were to talk to him long enough you could make him a flat earther
My dad compared transitioning to the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki once.
@@thewizarddave2025…… Dawg, you can’t say shit this wild and not elaborate lmao
About the one at about 9:30, to folks in Highschool, if you have the chance, PLEASE take a personal finance class if its offered. It was the easiest math class I ever took and it taught me a whole bunch of stuff I wouldn't have learned in a regular math class. It counted for a math credit at my school as well, which might be the only reason i graduated lmfao
Walking through homeless camps and talking about "trash" was pure evil. I been in those areas many times and the people are very sweet. To mention OUT LOUD about trash where he knows they can hear just shows how compassionate and how caring he actually is.
Also extremely dangerous to do that. Like what if one of them just got attacked and treated like shit, go back to their tent to recover having a bad day abd heard him say that. I mean they got nothing to lose and sure they'll be arrested if they attack him but free food and housing is to some better than the street. Not everyone but a very small minority of them
I've lived there. Alot of them will try to stab you, leave needles on the ground for you to step on, and shit on the sidewalk right in front of you. So yes, sure. Some of them are kind and normal people. Many are dangerous,drug addicted and need serious mental health services.
Reality is not as simple as you pretend.
That said, I've also been homeless 3 times and for over a year. I understand the issue from both sides.
@@SolidSirenYes, this is a reality for a lot of places. I was talking about my personal experiences there and yes, it can be dangerous. Still, the people I have interacted with were genuinely sweet despite their conditions and would ask politely for money or food. I felt he didn't need to talk that way in front of them or AT ALL. I still get where you're coming from, but you have to admit that saying it was out of line, especially when it was obvious he was not getting harassed at the time.
@@SolidSiren I think we can acknowledge both. Both that many of these people desperately need access to services *and* that it is vile for him to enter a homeless encampment solely to make the implication that the people who live there are the equivalent of environmental pollutants. It isn't as though homeless or drug-addicted people want to be in those positions, so much of that malice is brought on or worsened by circumstance. ESPECIALLY with how bad housing is in LA (as someone who also lives in SoCal, not disclosing exactly where for obvious reasons haha).
Just want to clarify I'm just adding to your point, I'm not trying to tell you that I understand your experience better than you do, because of course I don't.
@hnichole That's sort of what I meant yea. Both views are valid.
The funniest thing about the dating app? It's monitored by the FBI to find the january 6th insurrectionists.
omg that’s hilarious
@@people2chronically-onlineyou’re still chronically online my guy
@@people2chronically-online 🤨 bro what does this mean
@@people2chronically-onlineOne group stormed the Capitol building, the other group did not
@@GoblinCheifAtlas read
Can we talk about how that “no grape zone” song was an absolute masterpiece?????
I would like a short so I can play it on repeat! 😂
It was so damn funny!
kinda goes hard actually
Yes
I looked on spotify for it just in case it was released but it's not 🥲
9:47 legit they are grown adults who are educated on sex. They talk about sex and condoms to teenagers because they don't want teen pregnancies happening. Thank those educators.
Why would teens even want to do it
@JustGeorge-S4m it's normal to be curious and find out what sexual pleasure is. and a lot of teens stumble upon p0rn and they want to feel that same ecstasy
"Dogs come in male and female, and if you chop the balls off one, it's still male" exactly! Creatures can be masculine without having male gonads, so trans men are men! And likewise a spayed female dog is still female, and so are trans women without uteruses :) glad we agree :)
checkmate, conservative!
Then the conservative will default back to xy and xx chromosomes. They will say the castrated male is male bc they have xy, whereas the trans man has xx so is not male but a female that has tried to phenocopy a male. And vice versa for xx and females and trans women.
Wait til they find out about XXY or XYY chromosome people 😂
@@coup919062isn't that why we literally MADE a whole category for them? (UNWANTED genetic mutation/ A.K.A accidents)
To continue in this analogy, what about other thing we do to dogs? For example do they agree with euthanasia?
honestly so funny that he’s even saying all of this in public spaces like restaurants while raising his voice, almost as if he’s trying to fish for any reactions 😭
no way did dude actually go to los angeles and complain about the homeless encampents because of democrats, this is genuinely insane lmao
Makes me wonder how many times he's been interrupted by people rightly calling him an asshole
So he’s cringey yet yall can’t debunk him
@@people2chronically-online I can, and Frog can, and probably anyone else in this comments section can.
Pick three of the things he said in this video. I'll take them apart like knockoff Legos.
@@people2chronically-onlinefor ud to debunk him, he needs to show proof of his Claims. The responsibility of proof lies with the first claim. Not the dispute.
"But if I tell Liberal 'I love jesus' they lose their mind!" Said by a person who openly hates every single other religion was a real gotcha. I wanna see what happens when someone says "I love Allah" in his general vicinity.
Yeah, I totally agree with you. I’ve seen both sides; people who actively state that every member of a religion cannot be trusted, and people who state that their religion is the only way to go. That’s horrible.
Imagine saying "allahu akbar" around a conservative. Pretty sure they will not take kindly to that, even though its basically the equivalent of saying "I love Jesus" just in a different language.
The funniest part is that it's the same fucking god
@@enbybeanie666 wdym by that? jesus in islam is very different from christianity.
@@staeriix they're talking about god, not Jesus. The christian god and muslim god are the same one
HELP AT MY SCHOOL’S BEGINNER BAND CONCERT THEY GOT TO WEAR COSTUMES BECAUSE OF IT BEING A HALLOWEEN CONCERT AND ONE KID WORE A GIANT RED WHITE AND BLUE EAGLE COSTUME WITH BIG BOLD LETTERS SAYING “TRUMP” ON THE BACK!! HE WON THE COSTUME CONTEST DUDE WTH 😭😭😭
"You look more out of place in a Home Depot than a butch in Victoria's Secret" is crazy 😭😭😭
realll
my butch wife looks absolutely adorable in Victoria's Secret I'll have you know
If Danny Gonzales has Greg, are FFB fans Tadpoles?
YES
That's actually a really cool idea ngl..
We could be Tom
Definitely *YES!*
IM A PROUD TADPOLE
I identify as aborted. Just haven’t gone through with it. Aftermath leaves a lot of paperwork
Edit: I appreciate everyone’s concern. Don’t worry. I’m perfectly alright and don’t plan on offing myself anytime soon
As a trans man, I had the same thought. Now what!? 😅
This is horrible but I laughed so hard 😭
I hope ur okay, genuinely
Well atleast you don't look like freddy fazbear, because a guy named. William Antonio he, he killed 5 children and he uh he uh
Hilarious
Yes. Pre extreme late term abortion.
"Least masculine society" is funny... do people forget about Rome? They legit had a cross dressing emperor-
This is the guy who always gets stitched with the dude who describes Five Nights at Freddies like a kid and it brings me joy that that's the only way I've seen his content
OMG YOURE RIGHT
But did you clean up... Freddy five bear
But at least the glass isn't... freddy fazbear. Because if the glass was freddy five bears, then William afternoon would not be able to drink out of anything because the glass is an animaltronic, one with chicka the chicken, foxy the fox pirate rawr, bonnie the bonnie, and yellow freddy five bears
and he has that one computer background in that one video
A better question is... should they allow Freddy Five Bears on dating apps? Because if Faz A Freddy Bears was on a dating app... then he would go... hor, hor hor, hor hor hor, hor hor... etc.
"Not spanking your kid will make them end up a liberal" well.....as someone who has faced down with the chancla multiple times (and has a perfect loss record)......here I am.....gay as hell
Being spanked made me more liberal
same king,
chancla, cinturón, un palo, i’ve been through it,, but god damn am i gay
The chancla is the most terrifying of all weapons. I'm not even Latino, and I know that.
I was beaten as a child, let alone spanked, and here's me, about as left wing as you can imagine, so his theory doesn't really work now does it. Just like spanking. Never put me off misbehaving, just made me hate my parents.
i got spanked as a kid and i'm still limp wristed, i think there's an error in the system.
The only thing I learned from this is: don't take that guy out for a meal.
He just seems to be poking his food the whole time like a sitcom actor
So he’s cringey yet yall can’t debunk him
@@people2chronically-online My life is far too precious to waste on "debunking" idiots.
Shirt idea: "I identify as an aborted transgender"
This guy thinks he’s changing anything, but the second you give him a good rebuttal, he just returns to nuh uh
Because it is literally 13 year old egye humor it's wasn't meant to be rebuttaled but for egye boys to say OOOOOOHHHHHHH
The anti r*pe zone rap was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week. I love it when commentary channels go above and beyond with effort like that, top shelf
So he’s cringey yet yall can’t debunk him
@@people2chronically-onlineyou clearly aren’t paying attention.
@@people2chronically-online did you watch the video? Thats like all she did
Queer person: *exists*
Conservative: “And I took that personally.”
Tell me you know nothing about what most conservatives think without telling me 👆🏻. Most want to live their lives and don’t care how you live yours -- the PROBLEM is it’s an unfounded ideology being forced on other people. There’s “trainings” people are forced to take at every major corporation..:
I just want to buy eggs at the store without the stockboy launching into a lecture of his political party's contributions to putting those eggs in the store; or, if their out, telling me why it's the other party's fault! 😭 I can't politely stand and listen that long when I have milk slowly warming in my cart! 😂
Yeah.
Conservatives will say queer people are so sensitive and then shit piss and c/um themselves when they see two men kissing.
@@Greenkitten45When has this happened 😭
@@lizzybizzy_bee1234 Earlier this year, actually, at the local Walmart.
7:21 add " homosexuality is not only present in humans but is many mammals" ,
as per his knowledge and his sentence, if those animals can accept any love, why cant humans??
The r@pe one was so layered in why it's wrong.
Like I can already see it being used against victims "WELL IF SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE R@PED SHE SHOULDNT HAVE WALKED IN THE NON R@PE FREE ZONES"
That fact that he even said that automatically disproves everything that comes out of his mouth because I can't even begin to explain just how horrifically wrong that suggestion is. Only people who can get a pass on saying that is literally children and maybe very very old elderly people who genuinely don't understand and have problems ( or medical conditions not really sure which would be less worse to say) of their own like dementia.
Yeah cuz as fair as I'm aware r@pe can happen anywhere at anytime in any kind of clothing and r@pists can range from strangers all the way to family members
@@unimaster4672My dad had dementia, and he knew better than to say that.
@@SewardWriter yea but some really sweet old people at the nursing home my grandmother stayed at would sometimes say things like that and then someone would correct them and they would be like oh ok. They don't mean any harm when they say it. Also probably got dementia and altimeters ( if I can spell which I cant) mixed up again. My grandmother would forget things that were just said ( like me telling her about school 4 times in one visit which I never minded because it wasn't her fault) and a few times she would say something close to this but we would just correct her and move on. She mostly only said it because she used to watch the news but stopped when she entered the home which was a very good one because everything was clean and everyone was cared for.
@@unimaster4672 my great pop died from Alzheimer’s and he would never think to make a r@pe joke or disrespect the women around him… this dude is more demented than the literal demented
I love when they go "animals are only male or female" as if animals even understand the concept of their sex besides "this one has baby. this one doesnt"
It’s like- we are SO different from other animals. Gender IS a social construct but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t respect or choose our gender. We are so much more complex than a dog or smth
and there are animals (counting fish etc. too) that can both make someone ргеgпапt and get ргеgпапt
Isn't there a gecko that's literally all female and they're just out there making eggs
Its funny cause its not even true.
Clownfosh swap from male to female.
Certain hyenas have penises even as females.
Bees are matriarchal.
Animals have a way more complicated relationship with gender and sex than us 😂
@@foxycinnamonkitten997hi sorry for the late reply. Yes, there is a type of lizard that is like that but they aren’t geckos! It’s actually the New Mexico whiptail. Love those lizbians (lizard lesbians), they’re pretty interesting
“Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them but now it’s a sensitive subject” 💀 I have no words
I do. WHAT THE FUCK
@@Ice_cl0ud.I have them better WHAT THOU FUCK
@@Ice_cl0ud.like how does he say “we should have SA free zones” since there are gun free zones and watches it back and thinks “YUP! that’s the one!”
Is this just a stupid metaphor, or is he trying to call us terrorists?
no he has a point
Dearest Frog, thank you for taking this guy to task so beautifully and hilariously! ❤
6:22 I literally met an intersex beagle who only used she/her pronouns because that’s what the people who adopted her decided to use.
That is wild
This works for children too. The people who have the kid can just decide for the child what sex they want the child to have
Oh yeah! Lol ppl do that with intersex kids as well, but I think nowadays they wait until the kids are older so they can choose
It's wild to me that so many Republicans refuse to acknowledge the existence of intersex people, or just don't know they exist. It's such an interesting topic, I think.
@@soupy_soup2you litteraly can’t decide you SEX
Thank you for actually making arguments against the stupid conservative takes instead of just assuming your audience is already in agreement and laughing at them. A lot of "commentary" channels just platform horrible people and don't do the work to really show the audience why they're horrible. So thank you!
Factsss one of my favorite commentary UA-camrs
and they are pretty funny too !!
The point he made that “talking about sex at work is sexual harassment but talking about sex to kids is okay?” Like, is he giving Tom in the Legal Department the birds & bees talk???
or sexually harrassing 5 yr olds?
does he think that Miss Becky in the Health department at clark county public elementary is telling little sally that she has a nice rack in sex ed 😭
I give it 2 years or less before the above comment happens. This guy is sooo creepy.
I wouldn't be surprised if he did honestly
@@goldensloth7
(dont answer that)
I got my ass BEAT and so did my siblings and my conservative parents still raised two liberals and a libertarian
"So a 20 year old can't drink, but a 5 year old can choose their gender?"
1. There are many countries in which the legal drinking age is well below 20.
2. Underage drinking is very much a thing and the legal restriction has been ignored for generations.
3. Most 5 year olds barley understand the concept of harshly gendered stereotypes, nuances, pronouns, etc.
4. There is a MASSIVE difference between a 5 year old boy saying he wants to play pretend as a princess and a 20 year old dying from liver damage due to alcoholism.
In the UK you can purchase alcohol at 18, and drink at 12 at home if supervised by an adult.
Also, when I was five, we read a story about a trans girl in class. There were no questions from anyone other than: “You can choose whether to be a boy or girl?” “Yes.” “Okay!”
in my country you can drink at 18 but no seller cares about that i see 9 year olds walking around w black bags
No 20 yo dies from liver failure 😂 Even if you start drinking at 11 that doesn't happen, the earliest any drinker should be worried about that is early 30s
@@banjotiki3910 It depend what and how much you drink, and some people have genetic conditions they're unaware of until they introduce things like alcohol into the mix that could make someone more susceptible.
I'm glad there's a Conservative dating app. Pairs up the Conservatives with each other so everyone else doesn't have the misfortune to them. It's a win-win.
Ngl the whole "NO DEMOCRATS ALLOWED!!!!!! >:((" thing is hilarious. Like, hmm, yes, what a shame to not be allowed in
@@otakuinred it’s just mad unfortunate I can’t go there and mess with them lol
My mom is conservative but my dad is liberal. They made it work. But people are so damn divided these days.
Implying it's not just men, men pretending to be women, and men hosting bots that prevent to be women on that app
As a Christian, all I can say about this man is… yikes.
I’m honestly so glad you brought up the stuff about Jesus. A lot of radical Christians seem to fail to realize that if Jesus was alive and well on this earth, he would be hanging out with the LGBT+ community and those “crazy liberals”.
Because if they bothered to read their Bible at least once they’d know most of the people Jesus talked to and comforted… were considered the outcasts of society.
REAL
Exactly! I always wonder what bible these people read because it’s different than what I learned in Sunday school.
Exactly. It was hilarious to attend a Christian high school where tons of people were *really* shitty people and then acted religiously superior. Also, telling a 12 year old that her mom is going to hell. I’m pretty fucking sure Jesus wouldn’t approve.
That's one reason I hate when everyone goes after JESUS. He isn't the one who is the problem, it's the Christians. The Christians who love their vices -- they drink, smoke, do all sorts of sex and are Sodomites themselves so they have no legs to even stand on since the Christian males are just secular males only while pretending they're "saved". They treat women like garbage and cum toilets. They deny Christ and mock Him. They attack people who are sick and suffering. They go after people who are Covid cautious. They HATE and HATE and nothing but HATE.
The only people Jesus really spoke bad about were the rule following and tradition above compassion types of people. The religious leaders he criticised were full of prejudice and cared more about the laws of their religion than common decency, most conservative Christians fit that category and most of them are following the broad path to Hell. They care more about getting a chuckle from seeing “triggered” liberals than caring about and respecting their fellow human beings.
In the Bible Jesus never once shamed someone for being this or that. He hung out and ate with prostitutes, which I personally can’t see any conservative Christian doing without judging the person harshly or being arrogant and “holier than thou” around them.
The fact that this man was a government official at one point is truly bewildering
One of my favorite animal facts is that clams are born male but turn female as they mature and become able to breed so technically every clam is a milf
adab but born to be milf
Okay, the last part wasn’t something I thought I would ever read
Waaait wait wait wait hang on you’d like to do WHAT to clams??!!
Me: "Oh that's cool - wait what?"
that last part I am dying lmao
We trans people don’t get mad that you assume our gender, we get mad when you don’t acknowledge our correction. Mistakes happens, disrespect is disrespect.
Real!
absolutely. hell, i’ve had other people correct someone more aggressively for a mistake than i ever have
The world doesn't owe you a damn thing! Not even respect, that's earned.
Stop crying and mind your trans wounds, whatever that might be on your journey 🙄
You lot are annoying AF
I'm trans and gender fluid. You CAN'T mis-gender me.... I'M TOO POWERFUL
@@Binarys_are_for_computers by the gods..
9:57 sexual harassment = talking sexually or making sexual remarks to someone who is uncomfortable
sexual education = educating kids what happens when you boink, how to be safe while boinking, and the precautions to take before boinking. educates kids on the diseases that you can get if you boink unsafely
youtube’s censorship policies have lead to some truly surreal sentences
@@reign_issue boink safely kids
Fr, i don't ger why people would be against that, teenagers are gonna teenage, we should at least make sure they're doing it safe
@@reign_issue lon
It's also used to teach kids the names of the different body parts, what consent is, and ways to help yourself if someone touches you in a way you don't like
did we all just collectively forget what Jesus was like? he fed the hungry, healed the sick, forgave the sinners, sacrificed himself for people who hated him and some people act like he would endorse conservative views???
Yeah… I respect all religions, but some people seem to pick and choose what they want to follow and believe in. Ive met amazing people from all religions, but Ive also met some pretty horrible people from them as well. The ones I dislike are hateful and rude, which only ends up giving religion a bad look. Though to be fair, I’ve met atheists who are pretty bad as well. I think it’s less about what you believe in, and more about what kind of person you are.
“So a 20 year old cant drink but a 5 year olds can choose their gender”
He’s right… WE GOTTA LOWER THE DRINKING AGE TO 5! -Aron paulson
He would though
They let grown men marry children and force them to have kids so I dont see the fuss in the gender shit, fucking hypocrites 💀
I mean, in lots of places 18 year olds can drink
@@VioletKitUWU ik but we’re only talking about America rn:)!
Im danish so i can technically drink now!
in my country we dont have a drinking age limit :3
The fact that he casually suggests a “r-e free zone” just shows how absent minded and blissfully ignorant he is and creepy he is too. If you need a sign to tell you assault isn’t okay then maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to leave your home
He needs to be put on a list.
every religious and misogynistic group uses rape as a threat to women. Rejection, translating into a loss of family or relationship, and rape to further intimidate.
Yet we have signs saying that outside of people's homes. 🙄
It's like implying that we need "m*rder free zones" so people wouldn't kinn one another so frequently
(Yeah, this sounds stupid, specially bcs, at least for me, r-e is way worse than m*rder, but i tried to make a point)
8:02 As a trans woman, my biggest concern is that I'll get murdered, then after that, being raped, then assaulted, then wrongfully dismissed, then... Well, you get the point.
I wish my biggest concern was being misgendered. It's not, but the people who use the wrong pronouns to describe me... happen to be the ones I don't feel safe around because they signal that they don't respect me or my autonomy.
^this. Being misgendered isn't the primary concern, but it's a big red flag towards the primary concerns
Don't expect them to be compassionate, their words speak enough. They're getting old and bitter and more reasonable people will accept what you want to do because it's harmless.
EXACTLY. we don't give a shit about being misgendered, especially when it happens all the time. its just a red flag warning and what that red flag could mean is whats scary.
That's a horrible way to live. One day was a girl, then a boy called her by her name that I knew and he didn't throw a fit. Told me what he changed it to. But if he had asked me to call him, they or them NOPE.
@@boxerblvd3514 So you do respect trans people, but not non-binary people. At least a first step :)
Even if I have to admit that I find it a little strange that plural pronouns were chosen for non-binary people.
11:10 WHERE CAN I ADD THIS TO MY SPOTIFY PLAY LIST
As a Christian myself, it's so sad when i see this kind of self-righteous, illogical, delusional hate. Filled to the brim with blanket statements as well. The points you made were freaking hilarious, especially with the grape and the fish.
this, and not only hysterical but so so accurate. The ending about the multiplying of fish showed genuine research and respect that NOT all Christians are like this, and I truly appreciate that so much.
Exactly, I’m not very religious, but I have gone to church and have very religious grandparents. I was given a baby’s first bible I still own. And the Jesus I was told abt when growing up was like the polar opposite of these people and their idea of him. If he were around today, I think he’d be donating to charities and helping stop bigotry and racism, not making alpha male bro TikToks
@@IvysWhackedWonderlandIt’s pretty ironic honestly if you think about it.. like if Jesus came back today, bigoted christians like this dude wouldn’t even listen to him or like him because Jesus is a Middle Eastern man who stands with those treated badly by society, like lgbt+ people..
conservatives not knowing the difference between a liberal/democrat and a leftist continues to be extremely funny
They just don't wanna bother learning, I thought that was obvious given the way they're wrong about... geez, everything
Liberals, democrats, and leftists don't understand the difference between conservatives, republicans, and fascists. It goes both ways yall are crazy.
Learning is difficult for them, give it time ❤
@UTTP-142 thank GOD 👌😩👌
Liberal/democrat/leftist all the same to them
"Child can't drink alcohol at 20" and i was thinking he will say after "But can buy guns at 14"... HE WOULD HAVE FINALLY MADE A POINT
Nah, he's all for children being forced into dangerous jobs for below minimum wage and being able to buy a gun before they know how babies are made, but gender? Think of the children!
technically it's 18 but if someone gives you one and your 14 it's fine.
11:46 sorry I just love the mushroom kingdom still haven’t beat it though lol
Also, his dog being neutered point is SO funny, it's like "so you agree, someone's genitalia doesn't determine their gender? So altering the genitalia doesn't change the gender that someone is saying they have? It's up to the person? Got it"
It's up to the DNA. And God. Mutilating body doesn't change anything.
@@Nolen_Sorento god made me trans instead of aborted
@@TheHoliestCow I'm sorry for your mental illness. I hope God heals you.
@@Nolen_Sorento you took the words right out of my mouth
@@Nolen_Sorentowhy do people wear glasses then? Why do people get surgery for Cancer? Do they not accept how god made them?
And don't tell me you wouldn't get an illness treated because "god wants you to be ill", we both know you would.
If god is all knowing and all powerful, then why does he make people want to change their gender and then get mad if they change their gender? Seems kind of messed up, don't you think?
Also, what happened to 'love thy neighbor as you would yourself'? That seems kind of lost on a lot of people
Just love that these are the people who call me and my generation snowflakes then they have a total meltdown because a woman chooses to not shave.
Or for whom it’s become a holiday tradition to lose their minds over the new Starbucks holiday cup.
It will never not be funny to me how we're all "snowflakes" for wanting to be referred to by the right pronouns and have our identities and sexualities respected rather than discriminated against, meanwhile they'll scream bloody murder at the sight of a man wearing nail polish, a girl in leather biker gear or anything about gender neutral bathrooms when it's no different to the one in their fucking house.
Like, I'm sorry, _who's_ the snowflake??
6:54 female seahorses DO get pregnant. they simply lay their eggs inside of a male seahorse’s pouch
Yes! Exactly! He carries them but she has them fertilized inside her first. Seahorses are so cool
Sort of? They lay their eggs in the males pouch where they are then fertilized. Pregnancy implies the presence of a fertilized egg, however seahorses are odd little beasts and it's? Hard to say.
is pregnancy even the right word in either case? i’ve never thought of egg-laying animals as being “pregnant,” to me that term feels like it refers to viviparity but also idk how broad the definition is. i guess seahorses would be ovoviviparous (???) animals so…?
edit: after looking into it further, i think i would say the female isn’t pregnant simply because it lays the eggs in the male’s pouch, but that if you had to apply the term at all, then yes the males would be the ones to get pregnant since the pouch acts as a placenta that provides nutrients for the developing embryo. in my humble youtube audience opinion
@@ErikaCartet Ovoviviparity, like what sort of happens with seahorses and I think garter snakes, is a gray area I suppose then. The eggs hatch within the parent and are birthed live. I understand what you are saying and almost entirely agree, though I think the problem is how black and white and yes/no our language is when talking about animals. Everything both is and is not with how weird the sciences get!
(apologies, I kinda just start rambling with topics like animals. special interest.)
@@ErikaCartet eggnant
14:00 ok guys someone draw him pregnant. let’s just get this out of the way
I gotchu give me 10-15 business days to procrastinate my art skills and start drawing😃
I got you bro :)
I got you
IM ON IT BOSS!
@huskerISdrunk NO CUS REAL