"Most guardsmen assignments have the same results..."
"To literally anyone who can hear us; COME AT US, BRUH, WE AIN'T AFRAID! WE GOT TANKS AND SHIT TO BLOW YOU UP! Don't believe us? Just track our vox and we'll show you!"
*Later*
"Oh holy BALLS how did they FIND US?!? WE WERE JOKING! GO HOME!"
*casually kills a primary character*
Reaction: Our Inquisitor has been eliminated.
Finally I was hoping Relic would put in Scottish guardsmen.....BEEAANNBLEEAADD!!
lol this just made my week
Guardsmen:"God damnit Bob! This is the sixth Baneblade this month!"
1st Mission: Fight Tyranids
2nd Mission: FIGHT A FUCKING BANEBLADE
Yeah, the IG had to deal with a lot of shit....
@RanwulfMaxwell Bob: "Hey, don't judge me! I heard of this bloke in Kaurava who went through a hundred!"
1:08 CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Missed opportunity for a South Park reference. Someone should have had a pretty wierd bone disease that makes them say "Teleport...'arium"
cadians: the brits of warhammer 40k
1 person was lost in the teleportarium
@Shyyrn Guardsman Greg: "I also heard his baneblades were hidden by old man Creed, not lost..."
@BlackOmega9 Cardboard.
@RanwulfMaxwell But.. we 'ave 'undreds of 'em!
"Our inquisitor is eliminated!"
Damn, I wish it were true... :(
(sorry my poor english) thoes Baneblades got just old and were put out of service
@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL How so?
Traitor Imperial Meatballs!
@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL Along with every Adeptus Mechanicus Force in the Segmentum.
@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL Nice. Bust out the Warlords!
"To all Imperial Guard Regiments out there, You all suck and we're Defecting!"
*Later*
"Intruders! Oh hell, we've been found!"
You guys kind of suck at hiding.