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  • @nominis4523
    @nominis4523 2 роки тому +1706

    The fact that he still uploads these kinds of videos makes me indescribably happy

    • @epikpanstan69
      @epikpanstan69 2 роки тому +41

      me to ive watched this guy since the start pretty much

    • @ruinfox4108
      @ruinfox4108 2 роки тому +39

      im really glad he hasnt quit youtube to go twitch full time, i actually dont watch any of his stream i wait for them to be uploaded to youtube and i watch these videos too, so im very glad. even though his views went from like the millions to only a couple thousand

    • @ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ
      @ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ 2 роки тому +11

      @@epikpanstan69 Yeah same, I watched this guy ever since he made those GTA V videos in 2013-2014. Good old youtube times I wish I can get back. :(

    • @ShEsHy
      @ShEsHy 2 роки тому +14

      ​@@ruinfox4108 Streaming has gone to shit, really. It used to be just people talking while doing stuff, but now it's nothing but constant interruptions, either due to donation alerts, or the streamer thanking for donations.
      To me, it feels like it's gotten to where it's literally worse than ads, and is why I stopped watching all streamers years ago.

    • @metadata4255
      @metadata4255 2 роки тому

      Eh it feels like he got the bag and gave up tbh

  • @plebastian2300
    @plebastian2300 2 роки тому +736

    Dan's 'Poultry in Motion' joke at 15:45 just reminds me why I've never missed a video for a decade now.

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice 2 роки тому +24

      That’s better than me. I’m on and off for several years now.

    • @kieranwalsh2058
      @kieranwalsh2058 2 роки тому +15

      @@SentinalSlice Likewise. No idea why I stop watching his videos but I always love coming back

    • @connorproudfoot8746
      @connorproudfoot8746 2 роки тому +4

      It's one of the best jokes he has ever made, and it was completely on the spot.
      Dan is too good.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 2 роки тому +1

      *_She blinded me with chicken!_*

  • @nickcossey121
    @nickcossey121 2 роки тому +631

    The nuke going off made my jaw drop like how in the world can that run on a computer without instantly killing your PC

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 2 роки тому +32

      Satan gets all the good programmers :P

    • @PPGIRL420
      @PPGIRL420 2 роки тому +20

      Keep in mind Dan probably has a killer rig

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 роки тому +2

      @@Axius27 yep

    • @TexasKP
      @TexasKP 2 роки тому +23

      @@PPGIRL420 He has a killer rig, but how would that not destroy an i15 20th gen, an RTX 9000, and 300gb of RAM? Developers are getting INSANE

    • @TheMentalgen
      @TheMentalgen 2 роки тому +49

      This game calculates a majority of things on the GPU. Even things like AI. GPUs are really fast at simple calculations. And since the AI are pretty simple you can get really high numbers. It also makes eeextensive use of instanced rendering. Where many of the same models are rendered as one to save performance.
      It's all stuff that's been possible for years but not done by anyone.

  • @JoshuaCasey
    @JoshuaCasey 2 роки тому +261

    27:00
    Nerd3: I should get into the military
    Also Nerd3: *uses the nuke feature relentlessly*

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 2 роки тому +5

      He pulled a Ghandi from civilisation

    • @rwall514
      @rwall514 2 роки тому +3

      MacArthur Moment

  • @Umbrellie_
    @Umbrellie_ 2 роки тому +141

    I just wanna take a moment to appreciate how you don't hear the sound of the nukes til the shockwave actually reaches the camera. So many games and movies and stuff nowadays seem to forget that sound is slower than light, so it's always a good detail to see

    • @PelleKuipers
      @PelleKuipers 2 роки тому +10

      Dude pools of blood when many men die. Blast waves with explosions. Water colour purple when mixed with blood. So many cool details.

  • @TheNexan_
    @TheNexan_ 2 роки тому +164

    As soon as he said "1 million" I added it to my wishlist.
    Will I ever have a rig powerful enough? Unlikely.
    Do I care?
    Only a little

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +29

      Honestly this game seems remarkably well optomised, you might not need a rig as powerful as you think.

    • @hotinplaya
      @hotinplaya 2 роки тому +10

      @@mannmctrash yup. runs pretty decent on my 1050ti

  • @smokinwoodz
    @smokinwoodz 2 роки тому +121

    this shit's like black friday, theres people waiting in the premiere 15 hours before it actually starts, like 30 souls just chillin.. waiting 15 hours for this thing to start.. wild.

  • @Amy-hz4df
    @Amy-hz4df 2 роки тому +159

    gonna need a part 2 to this, maybe even a part 3

  • @loganfisher3138
    @loganfisher3138 2 роки тому +238

    Imagine if this dev team and the Teardown dev team worked together and made UEBS3 with destructable terrain.

    • @midnight40007
      @midnight40007 2 роки тому +34

      that wouldnt work, teardown is a game surrounded about voxels, but uebs have realistically modeled characters you cant put voxel destruction in a game without voxels lmao

    • @JhenMaster
      @JhenMaster 2 роки тому +25

      This game's optimization hack is only applicable to millions of entities with a makeup that is similar and simple with a generally united function.

    • @loganfisher3138
      @loganfisher3138 2 роки тому +5

      To those replying: Obviously this would then necessitate UEBS3 to be voxel based. Duh.

    • @paulaccuardi9071
      @paulaccuardi9071 2 роки тому +1

      God would never allow anything that good to exist while I’m in the world.

  • @Mystical_Ace
    @Mystical_Ace 2 роки тому +81

    When I saw the bodies flying through the air via a nuke in slow motion, that is the key moment when I knew that I had to buy this game

  • @destinpryor623
    @destinpryor623 2 роки тому +12

    so I haven't watched dan in about 4 years. So coming back and hearing the old intro from years before has made me unbelievably happy.

  • @avocatos6421
    @avocatos6421 2 роки тому +83

    Whaaa? You're still around?
    Dude, I watched you almost religiously when I was 14-15.. I'm 23 now.. and I still love your content!
    How nostalgic it is to hear your voice. Daniel, please continue making these sort of videos! You were how I found new video games to play!

    • @nagol8003
      @nagol8003 2 роки тому +2

      He streams on twitch as well:)

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +8

      He's written books! The domain of the Nerdcubed is going worldwide!

    • @nagol8003
      @nagol8003 2 роки тому +1

      @@mannmctrash also true

  • @Nesetroll
    @Nesetroll 2 роки тому +14

    I've heard that all the units are actually calculated properly. Normally, these kinds of games will approximate what would happen whenever the camera is turned away to keep going, but the mad tech wizards behind this game are using the GPU to do a lot of the heavy lifting. It's madness, I tells you!

  • @Hazlius
    @Hazlius 2 роки тому +17

    I fuckin miss these videos so fuckin much, love that Dan still makes them every once in a while

  • @jennietsai1260
    @jennietsai1260 2 роки тому +37

    Man, I just wish Dan did one battle where he didn't interfere with it all. Especially one like the tanks v orcs. The thing about having ranged units fight melee units is that the ranged units are going to have an advantage in the beginning, when they're able to combine all their firepower, but as soon as they start taking losses, their ability to output damage is gonna start to go down, and go down quickly. The kills the melee units are gonna get is gonna increase exponentially. It's actually pretty interesting from a game theory aspect

    • @atlantian1242
      @atlantian1242 2 роки тому +6

      That's something I was thinking, especially when it turned into, who will win: these guys, or these others where I delete half their troops with Nukes or force them to abandon their strategies?

    • @spartan117zm
      @spartan117zm 2 роки тому

      Was wishing for that as well honestly.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 роки тому

      Pfff hahaha, I learned long ago that Dan is not the man to watch if you want that sort of thing, he gets frustratingly bored if things go on for too long.

  • @phenomanII
    @phenomanII 2 роки тому +24

    Before I clicked on the video I was thinking: "What could a sequel possibly add or improve to be worth it?"
    *wow*
    Respect to everyone that worked on this thing. The scale is absolutely insane, especially considering the amount of time before the original and between it and this.

  • @dueinuremom5082
    @dueinuremom5082 2 роки тому +14

    Please make more videos like this. The gaming videos were a solid part of my childhood.

  • @nahco3994
    @nahco3994 2 роки тому +4

    Every time I see footage of this game I get more convinced that the whole thing was made as an offering in honour of the Chaos God Khorne.

  • @davwalsr
    @davwalsr 2 роки тому +31

    UA-cam compression makes this video just *that* much more special

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone 2 роки тому +6

    I love these kinds of videos, the "Dan shows off an amazingly cool game, and does it the best possible way" kind. I wish I had a computer that could render that.

  • @Stramantha
    @Stramantha 2 роки тому +1

    This is like all the deceptive footage from those mobile RTS games, but actually as advertised. Someone definitely sold their soul to make this work.

  • @VinylSnapz
    @VinylSnapz 2 роки тому +6

    This is how I imagined the stickmen wars I would draw in my textbooks at school

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 2 роки тому +1

    9:20
    “When I said our men shall blot out the sun, this isn’t what I had in mind”

  • @Reijack
    @Reijack 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm digging through chicken guts to find Tesla!" is not a sentence I thought I would hear today

  • @DodgeJohnson1
    @DodgeJohnson1 2 роки тому +1

    So what you're telling me is that the person who wins in a fight between 2 sides is 'whoever the guy with the nuke decides is the winner'
    And you know what that makes sense

  • @Sir_Uncle_Ned
    @Sir_Uncle_Ned 2 роки тому +5

    This is what happens when you use the power of the modern GPU properly. Turns out it's good for more than just rendering pretty graphics

  • @scaryjello1212
    @scaryjello1212 2 роки тому +1

    the Cleopatra POV from the pyramid looking down at giant chickens for as far as the eye can see gives off major Attack on Titan vibes.

  • @ShadowWolfe
    @ShadowWolfe 2 роки тому +17

    The only thing I wish Matt did was mention a timestamp, tone, or time to skip ahead to, for avoidance of the flash things, but since it's relatively inconsistent, it kinda makes sense. Hopefully flash avoidences can be a feature for Sponsorblock for those that use it.

  • @robwright1286
    @robwright1286 2 роки тому +5

    It's so mad to think I'm 19 and I literally grew up w this legend, ik that's not old but damn this guy was my childhood aha the nostalgia

  • @AllEliteSports2
    @AllEliteSports2 2 роки тому +10

    Cant wait Dan cant wait been watching All your old video’s lately!

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 2 роки тому +1

    11:30
    "Sir! We are surrounded! What shall we do?"
    "Excellent! Then we may attack in ANY direction!"
    ;D

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 2 роки тому +4

    I love that you’re still making these same videos no matter what year or what game they’re always great I know you probably won’t see this but thanks having started making stuff myself I now understand just how hard it really is to upload this much 👍

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 2 роки тому +6

    So Cleopatra can shoot fireballs now? Pharaohnuf

  • @Aquatarkus96
    @Aquatarkus96 2 роки тому +4

    This video takes me back to high school :) ...thanks Dan!
    *2 million men charge at each other*
    "what's the strategy?"
    ww1 in a nutshell

  • @ShardtheWolf
    @ShardtheWolf 2 роки тому +1

    Wait, I haven't watched dan in forever.. "Hello Procrastinators" is back? Neat.

  • @bl4cksp1d3r
    @bl4cksp1d3r 2 роки тому +8

    I've followed the development of UEBS 2. It's amazing how much more polished it is

  • @janecowie3626
    @janecowie3626 2 роки тому +1

    prediction halfway through the chicken match, on a map with buildings the humans win, on a flat plane the chickens win

  • @RainaThrownAway
    @RainaThrownAway 2 роки тому +1

    The Teslas were literally buried in chicken corpses.

  • @DuckOnASkateboard
    @DuckOnASkateboard 2 роки тому +1

    This showed up on my home page, I haven't seen a video from NerdCubed in ages. I couldn't be happier that I have rediscovered you

  • @ZippydaSquirl
    @ZippydaSquirl 2 роки тому +2

    So resumes the decade old tradition of using NerdCubed to find new cool games to play. It’s been a wonderful time. I also have your book! It’s hilarious.

  • @nothing6036
    @nothing6036 2 роки тому

    My favourite thing about Dan is that he can showcase literally any game bad or good, and always make it interesting. It’s a talent to make any game seem interesting enough to make me want to see a never-ending series on it.
    Thank you over a decade of entertainment.

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 2 роки тому +1

    You know you can’t really call this a “who would win” when you’re literally playing at divine intervention.😂

  • @rocket4320
    @rocket4320 2 роки тому

    Who completely forgot that this was your youtube channel way back then 6+ years ago and got this on your recommended and now you wanna live back memories and want to watch him again.

  • @MarkTuchinsky
    @MarkTuchinsky 2 роки тому +33

    They released a 2nd one? Awesome.

  • @anarchyineffect2215
    @anarchyineffect2215 2 роки тому

    i haven’t been here for years. work and school got in the way. coming back to hear him say “hello procrastinators” again feels like a very fond memory

  • @Computurtle
    @Computurtle 2 роки тому +1

    My god, it has been a good few years since I have watched a NerdCubed video. Seeing a NerdCubed Play's video and hearing the beloved "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS" Intro brought back so many fond memories ❤️

  • @crtwrght
    @crtwrght 2 роки тому +1

    A part of me really wants to know whether the Tesla&Cleopatra vs. 40000 Chicken fight was winnable if you take control of the AI and choose to hold the choke points at the pyramids. Maybe split it so there's 50 of each at each entrance, Tesla in the front line and Cleo at range, or put each group at a different gate and see if one line breaks before the other.

  • @Mexzan
    @Mexzan Рік тому +4

    I still love how in this video you can hear Rebecca's non-binary identity popping up in Dan's sketch of "How's the wife?" "They're well"

  • @edwinang735
    @edwinang735 2 роки тому

    "This is a horrifying thing, I'm digging through chicken guts to find Tesla"
    - NerdCubed, 2022

  • @Draenen
    @Draenen 2 роки тому

    *nukes two flanks of the tanks, visibly disintigrating them*
    *Flies over a minute later* "looks like the orcs are pushing through!"

  • @matiasmorandi
    @matiasmorandi 2 роки тому

    Certainly didn't expected to be watching a fight between tesla, Cleopatra and giant chickens when I woke up this morning

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 2 роки тому +1

    8:16
    Parted the red sea

  • @thatguy6557
    @thatguy6557 2 роки тому +4

    "Poultry in motion"😅

  • @londonhartill733
    @londonhartill733 2 роки тому +1

    I remember watching this guy when I was 9-10 years old and he’s still uploading it’s so great

  • @bweags4194
    @bweags4194 2 роки тому

    “Poultry in motion” god I fucking love you Dan. Never change lad

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 2 роки тому

    25:00 Basically the plot to “Gate”. Where the modern military invades a fantasy world

  • @fanjestic4294
    @fanjestic4294 2 роки тому

    Everyone please, open a second UA-cam tab in your browser and find Beethoven's "Ode an die Freude." Now synch up the 8:45 nuke explosion with the climax of the song and enjoy.

  • @ThatOneShortieHo
    @ThatOneShortieHo Рік тому

    I love how you can hear his faith in gaming being restored with some of this incredible games

  • @ryanbishop9828
    @ryanbishop9828 Рік тому

    Top tier nerd cubed content, glad to see you’re back, excited to read your book when it comes out

  • @minuspi8372
    @minuspi8372 2 роки тому +1

    27:29 Dan referring to the wife as they because his wife uses they/them is everything to me

  • @Doug_2001
    @Doug_2001 2 роки тому +1

    I missed a chapter when was the procrastinators back

  • @benslater4997
    @benslater4997 2 роки тому

    I want to see a retelling of this battle by a 70-year-old veteran to his grand kids. Grampa Grandpa tell us about the nuke tsunamis

  • @Jimminy812
    @Jimminy812 2 роки тому +1

    Poultry in motion is the greatest joke of this channel

  • @noddler217
    @noddler217 2 роки тому

    This video starts with Moses parting the Red Sea, then it actually makes the Red Sea. How the actual holy fuck did Dan's computer not explode making this?!

  • @fatjoshuk164
    @fatjoshuk164 2 роки тому

    Having you pop up and hearing hello procrastinators just hit me right in the 10 year old memories.

  • @zschade27
    @zschade27 2 роки тому

    These types of videos seem to be making a come back and I am really glad Dan is covering it!!!!

  • @redique
    @redique 2 роки тому

    We need more of this, like yesterday.
    Would I watch 2 hours of random battles with Dans commentary? Yes, yes I would.

  • @Official_Kezzie
    @Official_Kezzie 2 роки тому +1

    Dan, please...
    Just-
    Don't stop being you, Dan. Please.

  • @sighko
    @sighko 2 роки тому

    Hearing "Hello Procrastinators" sent me back in time to a happy place.

  • @tendayforecast
    @tendayforecast 2 роки тому +1

    Miss you every day zoomzoom0

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 2 роки тому

    This reminded me of Harry Hill. "I like _____ and I also like ___. But which is better? There's only one way to find out... *FIGHT!* "

  • @icyogsnowcone
    @icyogsnowcone 2 роки тому

    I haven’t seen this guys vids in years. As soon as I heard “Hello Procrastinators” I was back in Nam

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 роки тому

    Christ! It's been six or more years since I last seen your vids. Glad it's still up

  • @tonytheofficer
    @tonytheofficer 2 роки тому +1

    Damn, no chickgun against pengun.

  • @Number_055
    @Number_055 2 роки тому +6

    In my opinion this game gets old very quickly. The reason I _love_ it is because it is a proof of concept for the unused potential of the GPU. The trick to running this obscene number of AIs at once is to not run the AI logic on the CPU, which even on the high end only had a dozen or so cores, but on the GPU which even at the low end will have thousands of cores. If more devs could think outside the box like this, who knows where gaming could go.

  • @mythicalayde2880
    @mythicalayde2880 2 роки тому

    i know that you don’t upload on youtube very much anymore but i used to watch you when i was 10 and i loved you channel and would stay up and wait for your videos to come out. i still watch you to this day and i beg you to upload more on youtube like you used too. i’m now 19 and heading off to college and would love to watch your videos while studying just like i used too when i was a little kid.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 роки тому

    The music starting? at 3:03 reminds me of when Mufasa was climbing that cliff.

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 роки тому

    9:14 "Our bodies will block out the sun!"

  • @amazingjackJF
    @amazingjackJF 2 роки тому

    Hello procrastinators.... Bruh a decade later I still love this man

  • @averyshaw964
    @averyshaw964 2 роки тому

    I haven’t watched him in so long. I’m so happy he still uploads and hasn’t changed 😭

  • @willrice1212
    @willrice1212 2 роки тому

    Man it's good to see you around

  • @vudgnudg2214
    @vudgnudg2214 2 роки тому

    Ever since he brought back calling us procrastinators really brings me back to my childhood

  • @rapidlinks
    @rapidlinks 2 роки тому

    "Every one seems to be having a good time". I am crying laughing here!

  • @Simracer1990
    @Simracer1990 2 роки тому

    "War does not determine who is right, only who is nuked" - Dan Hardcastle

  • @josephi9219
    @josephi9219 2 роки тому

    It’s been 7 years since I’ve heard a “Hello Procrastinators”

  • @NespeCoaching
    @NespeCoaching Рік тому

    "I'm digging through chicken guts to find Tesla" 🤣

  • @Tigerpanzer6666
    @Tigerpanzer6666 Рік тому

    every liquid in the game has physics and you can spawn in your own water

  • @stevendurick9441
    @stevendurick9441 2 роки тому

    "Poultry in motion"... fucken hell, I can't even 🤣🤣

  • @Shifsabre
    @Shifsabre 2 роки тому

    Every time he called the trolls orcs, I died a little inside

  • @dinodare1605
    @dinodare1605 2 роки тому +2

    How did I miss this video?

  • @Xorua
    @Xorua 2 роки тому +1

    A moment of silence for Dan's computer

  • @AzazelOne
    @AzazelOne 2 роки тому +1

    I loved the original UEBS...this brings back so many memories

  • @IIAwfulWaffleII
    @IIAwfulWaffleII 2 роки тому

    0:35
    Me: "Maybe like fifty thousa- oh... oh no... oh god"

  • @imneverawake8105
    @imneverawake8105 2 роки тому

    Hello procrastinators hits so hard with nostalgia

  • @Wowthatsatoe
    @Wowthatsatoe 2 роки тому +1

    Hopefully a starship troopers mod comes out

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon 2 роки тому

    Many chickens were grilled in the making of this video

  • @w4stedspace1418
    @w4stedspace1418 2 роки тому +2

    I watched this on Patreon previously but it was at a shit resolution for some reason and even so I’m willing to watch this entire 36 min video again only a day later because this shit is just too good, this is why I subbed over a decade ago and have watched every video since!

  • @narutoo999
    @narutoo999 2 роки тому +6

    Why the video premiers is that long, Did Dan watched The Best Video On UA-cam by The Spiffing Brit, He is hacking the system

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 Рік тому

    13:45 somehow, fewer casualties than the battle of stalingrad

  • @radlerdramatizations
    @radlerdramatizations 2 роки тому

    You have been my favorite for so many years!! And I love that you keep this wonderful style you have had for so long!! Please never stop!!