When the boss is extremedly challenging, powerful, tanky but fair enough that you know what you did wrong each time no matter how hard you get your ass beat. Getting to understand the boss' patterns and predicting its next move is like an elaborate dance and getting to dance the dance with the boss itself. It's beautiful. A lengthy, intense and *romantic* dance.
Mage and Demon Queen is the exact vide and I love them and this so much. The idea of fighting bosses only to give up at the end because you love the leader is great
*Me when I unequip all my armor and equip a pot as my helm and dual katanas instead of my Greatsword* “I’m sorry little one I cannot be prevented from seeing you again”
I swear, you are a master at making enemies to lovers audios. It's one of the best audio genres lowkey. Thank you for dropping this amazing audio, Ally. 🙏
Defeated by the most powerful Elden Ring boss of all, horniness. Loved the dramatic and formal reading for a slightly silly scenario. I got a good laugh out of her noticing the health bars. Fun stuff!
Must be a real mind bending horror to find out your in a video game and that all your efforts were never meant to be in all aspects, she handled it quite well And that last bit "The hero sighs as he takes out his +15 Greatsword Godslayer Gunlod and 15 plus perfect stat rolled armor and for the first time the silent protagonist speaks: "Dont make me do this."
If there's one thing as certain as this protagonist getting his ass kicked, its Ally being the master at "Enemies to Lovers." And what a twist! Great work Ally.
I'm listening to it right now. You're doing a great job in bringing this scenario to life, Ally. I love your cute, sweet, little voice. You're so precious and adorable! ❤️😍❤️
born to fall in love with her, forced to fight her LMAO also when she was reading the in-game code i was like damn is she gonna break out of the game to be with us IRL xD
Simultaneously seeing the boss enter a godlike form, reveal her life is a lie, let her gain sentience, AND THEN PROMPTLY RIZZ her up, is some crazy work 👀
As a lifelong Bowser fan, Bowser player, and Bowser expert, I can relate to this quite strongly. Back in my Melee tournament days, MagnuM and I were often the final boss to other players' Smash Bros. careers. This is strikingly similar to how Pucci approached DIO in the flashbacks during JoJo Part 6. Second best bromance in all of JoJo, after Joseph and Stroheim. "I'm 100% Grade-A, prime cut, awesome, burly, studly final boss!" - the one Peach foolishly let get away Hope all is groovy on your end, Ally! Had a groovy time at church and am struggling to motivate myself to work on a Sonic the Hedgehog audio, lol.
smash bros is fun, even though i haven't gotten the chance to play it seriously outside of party games and family gatherings!! it's crazy how you found yet another jojo reference ; o ; l how do you do it!!!
@@alekirser Here's the secret to my success, Ally: Anything can be a JoJo reference if you have enough Hamon. Don't worry; you'll understand soon enough, lol.
keep up the good work ally! i love hearing your audios especially when i’m about to get leg surgery, they’re helping me keep calm since i’m really nervous about it 😅
This is literally your (male) Dark Souls character moaning in masochistic pleasure like a construction worker in a cool bath after a sweaty day in the middle of Summer. He moans every time you get hit.
I just want to say thank you for the content you make. I never really vibed with asmr type stuff, but I find that you do it in a way that's so fun and relaxing and even helps me sleep. Thank you probably isn't the right form of expression, but I can't think of other words to describe my appreciation. So once again, thanks Ally.
Not the first time I've lost to a boss on purpose and it certainly won't be the last >:3 Thank you Ally! Much love and support as always ❤ hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself
2:30 i was so certain you were gonna make a star wars refrence there "your powers have doubled since the last time we met, twice the pride double the fall"
3:26 Naw, it's just the respawn button. 8:06 Called it!😆 Very nice! What an audio! I love the idea of "I just like spending time with you, even though it always ends with me getting viciously murdered in all sorts of horrible ways!😄" 😆 I also love exploring the idea of video game characters 'coming to life' and realizing that they're in a video game, and all the shenanigans that ensue from that! 👍👍 Anyways, a cliffhanger ending huh? Maybe part two at some point in the future?🤔 Either way, amazingly done as always Ally! Thanks a bunch! 👍👍❤️❤️😄😄
hehe, yup!! i wanted it to be a slower build to the reveal, hehe :3 and LOL even though it's a little morbid, i love that it has the sweetness as well! thanks a bunch for the support, it makes me really happy to have it!
There is too much for me to comment on. This was a masterpiece. Also, did she call my equipment inadequate? I'll have her know that 2 katanas, a pot helmet, and a loin cloth are more than enough.
Ya know, honestly, I've actually wondered what would happen if a video game program gained sentience... this sort of answers my question, and this was cute af
I'd love too know what made you wanna do this audio. Also loved this and i wont lie this made me remember my encounter with Lady Maria in a Bloodborne i remember streaming it and forgetting i was live, cause of the dance between me and her back and forth back and forth. Dodgeing and slashing one another dying a good amount of times cause i enjoyed the dance. Thank you.
i mean honestly why not it’s not like any normal sane girl is gonna love us anyways also it’s an odd feeling having alekirser across so many different “websites” like i could listen on youtube then jump over to the hub and then go over to patreon
*changes all my gear* “Then I guess I’ll have to beat you, to save you from yourself. If I allow you to change the code they will either reset you or delete you entirely. Either way I cannot allow you to win. Come at me foul fiend.”
Enemies to lovers is the best, we get all that rollercoaster of emotions and its always engaging from start to finish! Great job on this audio as always Ally! much love~
Masochistic MC is not my thing but enemies to lovers is still the best (I would like to spare her if possible)! Quality is still top-notch like usual. Thank you for the new video, Ally and keep it up!
For the first minutes I was confused about the story, till I understood that it's in a video game 😅😂 However, as always,, thanks for your hard work on this one ally ❤❤❤ Btw I got a little idea for a new video. I've noticed that no asmr UA-camr or someone else did a "gym date with your crush" or anything similar. You know, for us gym rats it'd be so helpful to get through a tough day and still lift yk ❤❤❤
@@alekirser that would be soooooo great, trust me, a lot of people would listen to that, sometimes we need like bad memories to get through a workout, but with you I'd be heaven ❤️🔥 Maybe this year?
I thought the dude is immortal and just wants to die because he lives till the Start of dawn over a thousand centuries and saw all of his friends, family and love ones dies over and over and over Still great rp though ❤❤❤
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"This is not a sexual thing ok, this is about power."
- Markiplier
you get it!!!
Foolishness dante Foolishness
Might controls all
It's about DRIVE! It's about POWER!
We stay HUNGRY; We DEVOUR!
What was the context of this quote?
@@steph5055 At 2:53 of this 👇
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Imagine speedrunning with 0 damage only to lose to her like "only she is allowed to touch me" lol
that's crazy LOL
if evil, why hot :3
Getting **touched** by final boss virgin%
@@alekirsercause evil is apparently hot. Scales up the hot factor, even.
“Try finger but hole” would probably be written all around the room, as well as in the boss room itself.
The final boss can't be this cute-
But it's Aly so it is
hehe :3 she'll beat ya up!!!
Her: your skills have doubled. no, tripled!
Me: I played the DLC
the fabled DLC user... it can't be true!
No one can kick my ass as bad as Orphan of Kos.
I downloaded mods
Enemies to lovers is one of my fav trope , especially when you makes it
thank you so much!! it's my personal favourite trope, hehe :D
“You’re always winning, even when you lose”
HECK YEAH!!!!
@@alekirser SHE CAN BREAK ME ‼️‼️‼️
@@thekhoifish0146 I'm already broken!
@@cobyedwards2693 ah, a true speedrunner
When the boss is extremedly challenging, powerful, tanky but fair enough that you know what you did wrong each time no matter how hard you get your ass beat.
Getting to understand the boss' patterns and predicting its next move is like an elaborate dance and getting to dance the dance with the boss itself. It's beautiful. A lengthy, intense and *romantic* dance.
THIS THIS THIS EXACTLY THIS
you put it so beautifully!
Mage and Demon Queen is the exact vide and I love them and this so much. The idea of fighting bosses only to give up at the end because you love the leader is great
This is like fighting an undertale boss only for them to break the fourth wall because I’ve lost to them 200 times already and I keep coming back
*Me when I unequip all my armor and equip a pot as my helm and dual katanas instead of my Greatsword* “I’m sorry little one I cannot be prevented from seeing you again”
NOT THE LOINCLOTH
@@alekirser so we getting a part 2?
I swear, you are a master at making enemies to lovers audios. It's one of the best audio genres lowkey. Thank you for dropping this amazing audio, Ally. 🙏
i'm very honoured you think so! there's a whole lot more i'm willing to explore :D
"Why haven't you beaten the Souls boss yet?"
The boss:
Oh, I did not see that twist coming. 😅
Lol, thanks for the audio, Ally.
she's just built different, fr :D
thank you, blindluck!!!
Defeated by the most powerful Elden Ring boss of all, horniness.
Loved the dramatic and formal reading for a slightly silly scenario. I got a good laugh out of her noticing the health bars. Fun stuff!
Want to go home.
Then edge
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is my sign to finally play elden ring ; ~ ;
always appreciate the support, especially for the more out-there ideas :D
I NEED a sequel. Please bestow upon us the gift of continuing this story.
Must be a real mind bending horror to find out your in a video game and that all your efforts were never meant to be in all aspects, she handled it quite well
And that last bit
"The hero sighs as he takes out his +15 Greatsword Godslayer Gunlod and 15 plus perfect stat rolled armor and for the first time the silent protagonist speaks:
"Dont make me do this."
Wouldn't be the first time he speaks tho
i love a woman that could actually just kill me
or send you into another dimension... literally :3
I mean... if she's hot...
"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me"
If there's one thing as certain as this protagonist getting his ass kicked, its Ally being the master at "Enemies to Lovers."
And what a twist!
Great work Ally.
why thank ya kindly :3 it's my favourite trope, after all!
I love her audios cause they are always so wild and story filled
thank you! i try my best to make them full of plot :3
I'm listening to it right now. You're doing a great job in bringing this scenario to life, Ally. I love your cute, sweet, little voice. You're so precious and adorable! ❤️😍❤️
hehe, thank you jersey devil! i appreciate it!
born to fall in love with her, forced to fight her LMAO
also when she was reading the in-game code i was like damn is she gonna break out of the game to be with us IRL xD
LOOOOL not the DDLC monika moment
dark souls asmr? COUNT ME IN HELL YEAH
been lookin forward to sundays now cuz of these audios
LOL THIS IS DEFINITELY BASED ON DARK SOULS
and thank you! that's so sweet!
A certified banger going into the “favorites” playlist.
awesome! thank you so much :D
omg i love the concept with this one. nice one!
i was really excited for this one, hehe. i'm glad you liked it!
Simultaneously seeing the boss enter a godlike form, reveal her life is a lie, let her gain sentience, AND THEN PROMPTLY RIZZ her up, is some crazy work 👀
*slowly switches to bleed build while she waffles*
Awesome audio as usual, worth the wait from last week!
NOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
thank you so much!!!
Now this, this is peak game design. And by none other than the final boss
tfw the game isn’t hard enough so the final boss makes it harder
@@alekirser even better
As a lifelong Bowser fan, Bowser player, and Bowser expert, I can relate to this quite strongly. Back in my Melee tournament days, MagnuM and I were often the final boss to other players' Smash Bros. careers.
This is strikingly similar to how Pucci approached DIO in the flashbacks during JoJo Part 6. Second best bromance in all of JoJo, after Joseph and Stroheim.
"I'm 100% Grade-A, prime cut, awesome, burly, studly final boss!" - the one Peach foolishly let get away
Hope all is groovy on your end, Ally! Had a groovy time at church and am struggling to motivate myself to work on a Sonic the Hedgehog audio, lol.
smash bros is fun, even though i haven't gotten the chance to play it seriously outside of party games and family gatherings!!
it's crazy how you found yet another jojo reference ; o ; l how do you do it!!!
@@alekirser Here's the secret to my success, Ally: Anything can be a JoJo reference if you have enough Hamon. Don't worry; you'll understand soon enough, lol.
keep up the good work ally! i love hearing your audios especially when i’m about to get leg surgery, they’re helping me keep calm since i’m really nervous about it 😅
take care, you got this!! may your surgery go well and recovery be swift :D
your voice is comforting that's all.
Amazing audio once again by Ally the best chef in the world
why thank ya for stopping by the kitchen!
Perfect time for when I’m ready for bedtime
hope it can help ya get some sleep!
This is literally your (male) Dark Souls character moaning in masochistic pleasure like a construction worker in a cool bath after a sweaty day in the middle of Summer.
He moans every time you get hit.
now that just gave me an audio idea LOL
I decided to take a break from Elden Ring and this was the first video I saw 😭
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!
I just want to say thank you for the content you make. I never really vibed with asmr type stuff, but I find that you do it in a way that's so fun and relaxing and even helps me sleep. Thank you probably isn't the right form of expression, but I can't think of other words to describe my appreciation. So once again, thanks Ally.
awww, thank you so much! i'm glad this could help you sleep and warm you up to the idea of ASMR!!!
I may not know your form, but your voice Ally is always appealing and relaxing. Objective and true fact
why thank you kindly :3
@@alekirser thank *you* for killing it every time!
Not the first time I've lost to a boss on purpose and it certainly won't be the last >:3
Thank you Ally! Much love and support as always ❤ hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself
much much love! and LOL i do the same thing too!! stay well!
"I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN. YOU ARE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN."
The boss is really cooking with this one. Also the countdown animation for the premiere was super cute. Whoever made that did a great job. ♥💕
hehe, thank you so much for listening! and you can thank the folks at youtube for that :3
2:30 i was so certain you were gonna make a star wars refrence there "your powers have doubled since the last time we met, twice the pride double the fall"
hehe, i like that people caught it :3
@@alekirserI was basically the Leonardo dicaprio meme pointing like "oh shit she said the thing!"
Visions of close-quarters battle...
therefore Behold, Love!
i do love my battle scenes!
My final boss Ally cannot be this adorable!
Yes she can.
aww shucks :3 thank you!
@alekirser Aww shucks, you're welcome! It’s the truth! I really appreciate that you reply to so many of us! :3
-knowing in a game
-chill about it
-talks to the player directly
-altars game files
-female game character
Sounds like Monika
she definitely had her monika moment hehe :3 i like ddlc a lot
never thought an audio about a video game boss learning they’re in a game could put me to sleep
i'm hoping to make battle ASMR my specialty!
Love the audio thank you!❤
thank YOU for listening!
I really love your voice. It really comforts me. please don't leave me.
Another enemies to lovers! Let's gooo!!
it’s my favourite!
ETL (Enemies to Lovers) is an awesome trope. Also comment for the algorithm
thank you thank you :D i agree!
This is a KonoSuba ‘Darkness’ Lalatina Dustyness Ford moment. I love it!
i'm not trying to win the fight, i'm trying to win her heart
true priorities right here :3
My Monday Morning With Ally Audio Thank you Ally , Because timezone You always make my monday Great ❤😂
it's my pleasure, thank you for the support :D
"THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!" Ahh rp audio
Side note however.... amazing audio :)
why thank you :D
Got kind of Plato's allegory of the cave at the end.
Hoping for a part 2
Bro tried to go the pacifist route so they could continue to be stepped on by their queen. Mad respect honestly.
he knows what he wants for sure!!
The final boss is having an existential crisis. Huggies to her 🫂🫂🫂
she's doing her best!!
Looking forward to another awesome asmr storyyyyyy!
YIPPEE i hope you like it!!
@@alekirser Was very cozy, and enjoyable~
For me It's Isshin from Sekiro Shadows die twice. I loved the character so much I barely tried in my first couple of tries.
LOL it happens to the best of us, i get it!
@@alekirser Ikr,do you have a boss from a video game you just didn’t want to beat?
3:26 Naw, it's just the respawn button. 8:06 Called it!😆
Very nice! What an audio! I love the idea of "I just like spending time with you, even though it always ends with me getting viciously murdered in all sorts of horrible ways!😄" 😆
I also love exploring the idea of video game characters 'coming to life' and realizing that they're in a video game, and all the shenanigans that ensue from that! 👍👍
Anyways, a cliffhanger ending huh? Maybe part two at some point in the future?🤔 Either way, amazingly done as always Ally! Thanks a bunch! 👍👍❤️❤️😄😄
hehe, yup!! i wanted it to be a slower build to the reveal, hehe :3
and LOL even though it's a little morbid, i love that it has the sweetness as well!
thanks a bunch for the support, it makes me really happy to have it!
FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!
This was a fun one.
This is only if I dont get one shot immediately bc im under leveled💀
all you need is a little faith :3 (and some hours of grinding)
There is too much for me to comment on. This was a masterpiece.
Also, did she call my equipment inadequate?
I'll have her know that 2 katanas, a pot helmet, and a loin cloth are more than enough.
not the loincloth katana build ; - ; i stand no chance!
Ya know, honestly, I've actually wondered what would happen if a video game program gained sentience... this sort of answers my question, and this was cute af
hehe :3 it's definitely an idea i've played around with as well!! thank you!
I'd love too know what made you wanna do this audio. Also loved this and i wont lie this made me remember my encounter with Lady Maria in a Bloodborne i remember streaming it and forgetting i was live, cause of the dance between me and her back and forth back and forth. Dodgeing and slashing one another dying a good amount of times cause i enjoyed the dance. Thank you.
i mean honestly why not it’s not like any normal sane girl is gonna love us anyways also it’s an odd feeling having alekirser across so many different “websites” like i could listen on youtube then jump over to the hub and then go over to patreon
this is next level hahaha
i don't think i've ever listened to something like this lol
thank you for this, ally 😊
why thank you kindly!!
Also you could have pulled a Dooku and said “twice the pride, double the fall”
2:34 Always love the Star Wars references!!!
hehe, someone caught it!!
@@alekirser I’m a big Star Wars nerd especially the prequels so I can easily pick up on them, even if the line is slightly altered
Such great Entertainment ^^
why thank ya!!
This is exactly what all the Malenia simps want when they see her…
this is true!!!
@@alekirser Awesome job on the audio btw!
*changes all my gear* “Then I guess I’ll have to beat you, to save you from yourself. If I allow you to change the code they will either reset you or delete you entirely. Either way I cannot allow you to win. Come at me foul fiend.”
*insert Venom meme
"Correct madam!"
man, i still need to play the spiderman games ; o ;
@@alekirserit’s from the movies😿
Malenia do have a special place in my heart 🤣
good taste!!
Fr
i've listened to every single one of ur audios on orange youtube, yes i am a loser, i take on that title with pride
Enemies to lovers is the best, we get all that rollercoaster of emotions and its always engaging from start to finish! Great job on this audio as always Ally! much love~
much love as usual!! and thank you for listening!
I require more videos that include fights like fhis
definitely more to come :3 i have two other audios like that (my supervillain series on my channel)
Ight bet i’ll listen to that that later
5:00 “FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESSSSS” ahh quote
hehe, many references here
Masochistic MC is not my thing but enemies to lovers is still the best (I would like to spare her if possible)! Quality is still top-notch like usual. Thank you for the new video, Ally and keep it up!
hehe, thanks for giving it a shot :D i'll do my best to keep it fresh and interesting!
I wouldn't mind losing to a boss if its Ally, and also amazing sound effects
thank you, it was really fun to make this :3 and hehe >:) we'll see about that!
Part 2 idea: she changes the code of the simulation (IRL simulation hypothesis) and codes herself to become real.
Oh my god, it's not just me!? I thought I was crazy!
"I am a Tarnished of no renown, and defeat is all I know"
I dont usually play single player games, but if the final bosses are like this, I might have to start...
:3 this is definitely your sign!!
Commenting for the algorithm! Hope you'll have a nice day/night! 😊👍
Man with Aly's power alone she can wiped out the insomnia in whole universe
“FORE FATHERS ONE AND ALL!! 4:59 !!!!”
That is one hot final boss!
hehehehe :3
When she said she could see the code all i could think was "she's beginning to believe" and thought she'd turn elden ring into a dating sim
LOL that’s definitely a turn i was considering
@@alekirser "w-what are you doing step-tarnished?"
For the first minutes I was confused about the story, till I understood that it's in a video game 😅😂
However, as always,, thanks for your hard work on this one ally ❤❤❤
Btw I got a little idea for a new video. I've noticed that no asmr UA-camr or someone else did a "gym date with your crush" or anything similar. You know, for us gym rats it'd be so helpful to get through a tough day and still lift yk ❤❤❤
yep yep!! the reveal was done slowly :3 thank you for listening!
that's been an idea i've had for a while and definitely one i'd write at some point!
@@alekirser that would be soooooo great, trust me, a lot of people would listen to that, sometimes we need like bad memories to get through a workout, but with you I'd be heaven ❤️🔥
Maybe this year?
very plausible plot 🙈
LOL y'all gotta stop losin to pretty boss ladies!
“This is not a sexual thing okay, this is about power”
100%!
I thought the dude is immortal and just wants to die because he lives till the Start of dawn over a thousand centuries and saw all of his friends, family and love ones dies over and over and over
Still great rp though ❤❤❤
I’m losing on purpose for obvious reasons. Thanks as always Ally~
y'all really gotta start standing up for yoursel--
or get stepped on too, that's okay ; - ;
thank you!
Gonna listen to this while preparing for Beryl to destroy my house
:O awww yeah!!!!
It doesnt matter how many times you win. I only have to win once. Thats been getting me through the elden ring DLC 😭
this DLC got everyone going crazy ; - ;
“Let Me Solo Her”
“ In a fight right?”
“…..”
oh my!
Final Boss: "If you lose this time I'll rewrite the game's code to lock you out!"
Me: Uninstall -> Reinstall
Her : is there some kind of power deep within you??
Me : I have the power of respawn
the power of respawn compels you!! (to step on the listener more)
I NEEEEEDDDD IIIITTTTTTT
IT SHALL COME!!!
WE ENDING THE DARK SOULS SPEEDRUN WIT DIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥