Tracklist: The Court of Owls: Blood//Water by Grandson 00:00-3:33 Mad Hatter: People are Strange by The Doors 3:34- 5:47 Two-Face: Cold Cold Cold by Cage the Elephant 5:48-9:22 Mr. Freeze: No Surprises by Radiohead 9:23-13:10 Joker: Laughing by The Guess Who 13:11-15:54 Deadshot: Take a Slice by Glass Animals 15:55-19:42 The Penguin: Business Man by Mother Mother 19:44-23:05 The Riddler: I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters 23:06-25:52 Ra's Al Ghul: Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones 25:53-32:15 Scarecrow: White Room by Cream 32:16-37:11 Killer Moth: Hysteria by Muse 37:12-40:58 Harley Quinn: I See Red by Everybody Loves an Outlaw 40:59-44:48 Red Hood: Nothing Else Matters by Metallica 44:49-51:14 Poison Ivy: Rain by Grandson 51:15-55:16 Killer Croc: Teeth by Five Seconds of Summer 55:17-58:38 James Gordon Jr.: Breezeblocks by Alt-J 58:39-1:02:25 Catwoman: Wires by The Neighbourhood 1:02:26- 1:05:38 Deathstroke: Everybody's Gotta Live by Love 1:05:39-1:09:40 Firefly: Cradles by Sub Urban 1:09:41-1:13:12
“Beware the Court of Owls, that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadowy perch, behind granite and lime. They watch you at your hearth, they watch you in your bed, speak not a whispered word of them or they'll send the Talon for your head.”
Oh, Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow is so pretty I could cry. I could watch a movie just of him doing unethical psychological experiments to study fear. Excellent song choice too.
James Gordon Jr is underrated Af. My man its by far one of the most complex characters in the recent age of comics. He is a sociopath who hates and loves his sisters, and by the end of the day, realizes the wrong of his ways and the monster he has become. Aside from that, you gotta respect the drip.
This playlist is insane like you have elite music taste. I mean white room for Jonathan Crane is insane it fits him so well and literally no one would have thought of that it's awesome
So many brilliant song choices! I saw Cage the Elephant and Cream and knew I would love this. Great job :) Edit: I fucking screamed when I heard The Doors. You have IMMACULATE music taste.
Penguins Track go hard 🔥🔥🔥so does Riddlers and Two Face!🤘🤘🤘my top faves! Riddle me this! You can slice off my skin, I won't cry but you will, what am i?
This playlist absolutely slaps. This is already my second listen through and I know many more will follow. Great job! (btw, listening to thins as I prepare my Comic Con presentation :-D)
Don't know about the connections to the villains. But this playlist is great. They're songs I didn't think I would listen to in succession of one another, but I love it.
Main character moment? What was next you trained to be the best and now have cat like reflexes and senses. But glad you helped those people this was a joke.
PLEASE NOOOOO The great thing about liking comics is that theres SO MUCH CANON (especially for a smash-hit character like batman) that its so easy to avoid the stories where characters act like shitheads. Dont like pedo deathstroke? Don't read pedo deathstroke! Don't like murderer [insert literally any character, theyve all done it at this point, even batman], dont read it! Side note, based oingo boingo suggestion
oh you like batman name every member of his rogues gallary alright 1 the court of owles joker bane poison ivy a few times half the justice league depending on the writer clay face catwoman harly quinn madhatter riddler the crock calander man two face penguin scare crow scar face rache al ghoul or however you spell it man bat bat mite [technically] deathstroke mr freeze HAND GUNS.
i was bored and wrote a thing. constructive criticism is wanted, just be nice lmao doc: ok, for legal reasons i have to warn you that none of them are trustworthy in the slightest. do not listen to them if they ask you to let them go, just- dont listen to them, ok? mc: yeah, yeah. relax, im not that stupid doc: whatever you say. (opens door) hey, everyone, this is your new group therapist. mc, say hi mc: hi! im mc, its nice to meet you all doc: alright, ill leave you to it. hit the buzzer if you need help mc: will do. now, while i have all your records, id like to hear you introduce yourselves- (doc leaves the room) Mc: ok, hes gone. Before i say anything, i just wanna say what an honor this is. Ive looked up to most of yall for years and its incredible to meet yall in person Harvey: …im sorry, whats going on? Mc: oh yeah, i should probably explain. I need yalls help. And i went through all this effort of getting here, so you better give it to me victor: you know we’re constantly being monitored, right? the guards are going to come rushing in any second now Mc: no, no theyre not. Ive been studying arkham for months, and i know that the costs for replacing all the cameras and microphones someone keeps fucking with are getting too much. Those arent high-tech self-repairing cameras, those are decoys they switch out whenever youre not in here Edward: theyre decoys?? Harley: wait, are you even a real therapist? Some of us worked for that title, ya know! Mc: i never once called myself a therapist, that was all the doctor. We’re getting off topic here. Ive spent years planning my takeover of gotham, and its almost time. I just need a little assistance Penguin: and what sort of assistance would that be? And more importantly, why should any of us bother helping you? Mc: for why you should help me, its simple. My plan is foolproof, and when the dust clears anyone who helped me will rule with me. Theres no downside, you lose nothing if you choose to help. As for what i need help with… well, its kinda embarrassing Joker: you came all this way and youre still nervous to share? HA Mc: fair enough. What i need help with… is a theme All: huh Mc: or is it more like a gimmick? Iconography? Something along those lines Edward: what are you talking about? Mc: well, you all have some kind of theme associated with you. Joker is a clown Joker: rude Mc: youre literally wearing clown makeup right now. Anyway, hes a clown, scarecrows a scarecrow, you do riddles, bane… imma be honest, bane is the exception. Whatever! Point is, you all have some kind of theme, and to be a successful supervillain, i need a good one Harvey: so let me get this straight. Youve apparently been planning this takeover for years… Mc: yeah Harvey: you got far enough that you infiltrated arkham assylum… Mc: uh-huh Harvey: and rather than do anything interesting with the people in here, you ask them to help you create your persona?!?! Mc: i dont see how you arent getting this Penguin: that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard. Are you high or something? Mc: nah, drugs arent my thing. Unless you count my adhd meds Harley: guys, quit givin her a hard time. The gimmick is pretty important Mc: thank you! Youre the first person ive told to get that! Edward: eh, i like writing, im down to help. So whats your deal? Mc: thats the problem, i dont know what i want it to be- Edward: no, not that. Why are you doing this? Motivation is a pretty good place to start Mc: oh, thats easy! Gotham is corrupt as all hell and i know for a fact i can make a real change for the better, but the current system wont let me do shit. So if i destroy the government and build it back up, i can run it better! And thats not the hubris talking, thats my basic self respect Joker: not very original, are we? Mc: well, none of you have succeeded, and i will Scarecrow: what makes you think youll do better than any of us? Mc: i spent years researching. I studied all of your failed plans, i set up hiding spots all around gotham, i found out batmans identity, i got every government official to- Victor: im sorry, you what?? Mc: i have all the government officials in my pocket Edward: no no no, not that. You figured out who batman is???? Mc: yeah. Took a month, but i did it. Its kinda embarrassing it took so long but it was worth it. (pause) Why do yall look so shocked? I know you didnt know who he was in the early days of your careers, so i planned around that by figuring it out before i did anything Penguin: uh, yeah, but we all know now! It threw me for a loop when i first learned about who he was!! Mc: honestly it wasnt that surprising. You can see half his face and he doesnt even use a voice changer! Plus, when you think about all of batmans stuff, it can really only be him Harvey: sure! To think that batman is actually… him. Its insane! Mc: ok, why are yall acting so weird about this? Its like you- wait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwait Oh my god, none of you know who batman is, do you? Victor: sure we do! Its obviously… commissioner gordon? Mc: HAHAHAHAHAaaaa! None of you know who he is!! Oh, this is working out better than i could ever have hoped!! Joker: so who is he?!?! Mc: …and why should i tell you? Harley: c-cmon, mc. We’re friends, arent we? Mc: no offense to any of yall, but im keeping this to myself. Speaking of myself, can we please go back to my theme? All:... Mc: ugh, fine. If you help me ill give you a hint on who he is Edward: ok! So, your motives are a bust, how about your methods? How do you plan on pulling this off? Mc: well, i kinda consider myself a mad scientist- All: (groan) Joker: you take that shit to metropolis! See if laxative luthor wants to help you out!! Mc: no way. Superman could kick my ass. But batman… batman i can take. Also yall are so much more fun than the metropolis villains Edward: so what sort of science do you do? Mc: well, i programmed a robotic son when i was 16- he has a body now. Multiple actually!- i built a paralysis ray, and i manipulated some genetics so all people born after 2017 are 10% more passive and less likely to fight back! Scarecrow: could you elaborate on that last one? mc: its not based on fear, it just makes people nicer scarecrow: still, tell me about it later victor: it sounds like youre pretty well-rounded, so i dont think you could get a gimmick from that mc: well, what am i meant to do then? joker: you could do what i did and just pick something mc: but you theme all your weapons on being a clown. what does complex ai have in common with paralysis and genetics?? and what could possibly tie that in with fixing gotham? all: … edward: im yours, but other people use me more than you do. what am i? mc: my name. but how is that relevant? edward: well, if you look at all of our legal names, they kinda tie in with our personas. whats your full name? mc: no offense, but im not telling yall that. but… that could work. that works really well, actually. eddie, my dear, i cant thank you enough penguin: you can thank all of us by telling us who batman is! mc: i did promise that, didnt i? well, no, i promised a hint. let me think… yeah, lets see who can figure this out. if ya do, dont tell the others! itll be funny to watch em struggle with it harvey: spit it out already! mc: jeez, fine! here goes- if his first and last name were put together, youd get someone in this room all: … bane: what does that even mean?!? mc: ah-ah-ah! i gave you the hint, its up to you to figure out what it means (watch goes off) harley: whats that mean? mc: we’re almost out of time. anyone mind if i act like we’re talking about their issues? (cut to doctor walking in) scarecrow: and i guess thats why ive always been so obsessed with fear, i hated being afraid with him mc: good, good. oh, hey doc. we done already? doc: yeah. say your goodbyes mc: ok. well, i appreciate yall engaging with me, and im so glad i could help, even if it wasnt by a lot. ill see yall next week, dont break out before then! (doc and mc leave) joker: “eddie, my dear”?? i think she has the hots for you! edward: what?!? nah, she was just being friendly bane: who cares about that? anybody have any ideas about what that clue means?? all: (some variation of “no”) (guards enter) guard: ok, lets get you back to your cells (cut to edward, writing on the wall) edward: joker… no, too specific… me? no, whos name sounds like that… bane? (gasp) (draws a bat on wall, writes “bruce wayne” in it) edward: i found you… END
I had bane on my og list but I couldn't come up with a good song for him. So if I had bane, you'd probably be complaining about the song choice for him 😕 and anyways, Killer moth is a perfectly respectable villain in his own right
Thanks for the heterosexual songs for petty literature victims; each a victim of the corruption of the judge or magistrate, the foreign intelligence pontiff that would have you believe these characters were queer by the weight of their own impotent reliance on their own copy.
Tracklist:
The Court of Owls: Blood//Water by Grandson 00:00-3:33
Mad Hatter: People are Strange by The Doors 3:34- 5:47
Two-Face: Cold Cold Cold by Cage the Elephant 5:48-9:22
Mr. Freeze: No Surprises by Radiohead 9:23-13:10
Joker: Laughing by The Guess Who 13:11-15:54
Deadshot: Take a Slice by Glass Animals 15:55-19:42
The Penguin: Business Man by Mother Mother 19:44-23:05
The Riddler: I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters 23:06-25:52
Ra's Al Ghul: Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones 25:53-32:15
Scarecrow: White Room by Cream 32:16-37:11
Killer Moth: Hysteria by Muse 37:12-40:58
Harley Quinn: I See Red by Everybody Loves an Outlaw 40:59-44:48
Red Hood: Nothing Else Matters by Metallica 44:49-51:14
Poison Ivy: Rain by Grandson 51:15-55:16
Killer Croc: Teeth by Five Seconds of Summer 55:17-58:38
James Gordon Jr.: Breezeblocks by Alt-J 58:39-1:02:25
Catwoman: Wires by The Neighbourhood 1:02:26- 1:05:38
Deathstroke: Everybody's Gotta Live by Love 1:05:39-1:09:40
Firefly: Cradles by Sub Urban 1:09:41-1:13:12
this is amazing, and you have a song for each villain 😭
Wait.. what happened to Manbat and Clay face? ;-;
no sympathy for the devil perfect for Ra's Al Ghul haha
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“Beware the Court of Owls, that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadowy perch, behind granite and lime. They watch you at your hearth, they watch you in your bed, speak not a whispered word of them or they'll send the Talon for your head.”
Oh, Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow is so pretty I could cry. I could watch a movie just of him doing unethical psychological experiments to study fear. Excellent song choice too.
Court of Owls is underrated as a villain group
yeah, and so is the joker and two face
Aren't they regarded as one of the best "newer" villains?
@@mikeywazowski7577 nope. they arent underrated at all
@@mikeywazowski7577 Are you joking?
Firefly tho
You forgot one villain... the condiments king. /j
Unpopular fave, can't believe they didn't put him in smdh /j
They forgot kite man aswell
peanut butter jelly time
@@thatweirdkidwhojustexist2114 hell no 😔
Rock n Roll McDonald's!
James Gordon Jr is underrated Af.
My man its by far one of the most complex characters in the recent age of comics. He is a sociopath who hates and loves his sisters, and by the end of the day, realizes the wrong of his ways and the monster he has become.
Aside from that, you gotta respect the drip.
Wouldn't have it been awesome if he was a villain in the batgirl movie ?
@@donovanpigot3335 yes but………..BatGirl Movie RIP
@@thesmilyguyguy9799 Batgirl movie should have had Killer Moth as the villain because him and Barbara are so closely linked unlike Firefly
@@gaminganimators7000 mmmm yes :)
Also the fact that Jim Gordon, one of the biggest heroes of Gotham, is the father of a major villain is such a cool dichotomy.
Lmao Ra's having Smypathy for the Devil is genius
Holy shit nothing else matters for red hood is fucking perfect awesome playlist dude
thank you!!
Even your own shadow abandons you when you fail to witness the beauty in the darkness.
This playlist is insane like you have elite music taste. I mean white room for Jonathan Crane is insane it fits him so well and literally no one would have thought of that it's awesome
Mr freezes reminds me of when mr freeze wanted to go back to arkham when batman got him out beacause he had nothing to live for outside
Mad Hatter and James Gordan Jr are so underrated, also People are Strange is the perfect song for MH
damn, i didnt expect Mr. Freeze with No Suprises :"
Really beautifull
it suits him, he just wanted to bring his wife back so yeah
no surprises
The penguin pic goes so hard I love this sm
So many brilliant song choices! I saw Cage the Elephant and Cream and knew I would love this. Great job :)
Edit: I fucking screamed when I heard The Doors. You have IMMACULATE music taste.
Lol thanks so much
not gonna lie, i agree with the most, but i think that it would have been nicer to put the two face song from jack daniels as song of harvey(two-face)
This actually goes hard af
I can just imagine Deathstroke just going on a killing spree to his song
He listens to it on loop in his helmet’s headset.
Same with Jason’s song though he also plays Queen cuz he’s a classic type of guy.
Penguins Track go hard 🔥🔥🔥so does Riddlers and Two Face!🤘🤘🤘my top faves!
Riddle me this! You can slice off my skin, I won't cry but you will, what am i?
an onion lol
Thanks so much
An onion
This playlist absolutely slaps. This is already my second listen through and I know many more will follow. Great job!
(btw, listening to thins as I prepare my Comic Con presentation :-D)
Once I finally get the hang of animating, im gonna make an animatic for each of these characters
okay this playlist bangs,,, like these all fit so well with the characters
amity oh clamity
Amity as your pfp? ultimate taste
The song for Two-Face is just perfection 🥵👌
This is so good!! Also the penguin and riddler being beside each other on it ;)
i love this playlist, especially for rainy days
HELP AM LISTEN TO THE RIDDLER BIT AND I CANT STOP AM STARTING TO BE A SMIP
one of the best playlists iv heard yet. i applaud u👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you 😭💝
I HEARD THE DOORS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT 😭
This playlist deserves more views.
Sympathy for the Devil and Ra's Al Ghul fit so well together, holy shit
After reading the long halloween Two-Face is my favorite villain!🔫🎃
Don't know about the connections to the villains. But this playlist is great. They're songs I didn't think I would listen to in succession of one another, but I love it.
I can't decide is so accurate for Edward 🤌
Man, this is one the best Playlist I have ever listen
♥️
the song choices are so good! im happy its not just joker in these i love the guy but its overdone
The perfect playlist to finally embrace your own villain arc story 👌
Ooooh boy you've got taste my friend
Everybody's gotta love really fits Deathstroke. Good job!
DANG THIS PLAYLIST EVEN HAD UNPOPULAR AND UNKNOWN ONES DAMN
Omg i bloody loved the track you chose for Ed Nygma, you fuckin killed it and i am in awe! Made me sme so much when I realised what song it was :D
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DAMN! THIS IS THE BEST PLAYLIST I HAVE EVER SEEN
No surprises fits Freeze soo well!
nothing else matters for red hood is the best thing i saw on the internet for a while, this playlist is fucking awesome
is it available on spotify?
This is actually so fire gonna take my time listening to the whole thing coz so far its HEAT🔥🔥🔥
James Gordon Jr inclusion IMMEDIATE banger playlist god bless
this playlits is so amazing
This playlist is perfect. Immaculate music taste. I’m only on 1960s joker (I don’t know the actors name) and this song is so PERFECT!!! Omfgggg
Update I just heard the riddlers song and BYE
It’s so funny but it works!! 😂
Feel like Cold Cold Cold may have worked better with Mr Freeze (that's a mr freeze joke). Awesome playlist dude
you have a wonderful music taste, my respect
i think jefferson airplane's white rabbit is a much better fit for mad hatter. it was literally playing in the back during his arkham asylum bit.
Oddly enough while listening to this at the gym, I saved two people who were about to drop the bar on their chest.
Main character moment? What was next you trained to be the best and now have cat like reflexes and senses. But glad you helped those people this was a joke.
This is such an masterpiece
just posted a new one called gotham city: a playlist... 😎😎😎
this is an amazing playlist
im so happy i know all, thanks for this video tho, the music choices are perect and creative
You used Cesar Romero as the Joker??!!!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I love the sixties series!
@@markus5320 so nice to hear it! I'm a huge fan too💖
The best playlist for midnight
10/10. may have happy stimmed whilst listening.
same.
Really cool idea. Nice playlist!
LOVELYYYY PLAYLISTTTTTTTTTT💕
What a good playlist! Gotta do more!
The doors 🥺🥺🥺
And there is fucking Barbatos and his fanclub of edgy batmans
I would have used little girls by oingo boingo for deathstroke
PLEASE NOOOOO
The great thing about liking comics is that theres SO MUCH CANON (especially for a smash-hit character like batman) that its so easy to avoid the stories where characters act like shitheads. Dont like pedo deathstroke? Don't read pedo deathstroke! Don't like murderer [insert literally any character, theyve all done it at this point, even batman], dont read it!
Side note, based oingo boingo suggestion
This is great. I love it
I'm kinda surprised Firefly didn't get We didn't start the fire, Or I don't want to set the world on fire...
Why Teeth for Killer Croc? Isn't that kind of gross? Great playlist btw, I love that Red Hood is on this playlist.
I rly enjoyed this playlist (((:
Impressive, very nice
I love this!
james gordon jr 💀💀and no black mask
and your point is...?
@@markus5320 my point is james gordon jr is a bad villain
@@arkhamguard1964 cry?
pretty pog
my favorite is jerome ofc😭
I think, People are Strange would fit better with Hugo Strange
I find Deathstroke's song hella ironic XD
Do I have permission to post this on spotify if it isnt arleady on it?
Yeah of course!!
@@markus5320 The playlist is done my spotify name is and the playlist name is Villains Of Gotham City^^A Playlist
LOVE THIS
I think fireflys should be today by the smashing pumpkins
And after all of this...
El señor de la noche by Don Omar for Batman
pffffff buena esa bro sjsjsjsjs
love this playlist
Perfect Playlist
oh you like batman name every member of his rogues gallary alright 1 the court of owles joker bane poison ivy a few times half the justice league depending on the writer clay face catwoman harly quinn madhatter riddler the crock calander man two face penguin scare crow scar face rache al ghoul or however you spell it man bat bat mite [technically] deathstroke mr freeze HAND GUNS.
Playlist should “Music for Rouges”
Sooo Spotify link?
i was bored and wrote a thing. constructive criticism is wanted, just be nice lmao
doc: ok, for legal reasons i have to warn you that none of them are trustworthy in the slightest. do not listen to them if they ask you to let them go, just- dont listen to them, ok?
mc: yeah, yeah. relax, im not that stupid
doc: whatever you say.
(opens door)
hey, everyone, this is your new group therapist. mc, say hi
mc: hi! im mc, its nice to meet you all
doc: alright, ill leave you to it. hit the buzzer if you need help
mc: will do. now, while i have all your records, id like to hear you introduce yourselves-
(doc leaves the room)
Mc: ok, hes gone. Before i say anything, i just wanna say what an honor this is. Ive looked up to most of yall for years and its incredible to meet yall in person
Harvey: …im sorry, whats going on?
Mc: oh yeah, i should probably explain. I need yalls help. And i went through all this effort of getting here, so you better give it to me
victor: you know we’re constantly being monitored, right? the guards are going to come rushing in any second now
Mc: no, no theyre not. Ive been studying arkham for months, and i know that the costs for replacing all the cameras and microphones someone keeps fucking with are getting too much. Those arent high-tech self-repairing cameras, those are decoys they switch out whenever youre not in here
Edward: theyre decoys??
Harley: wait, are you even a real therapist? Some of us worked for that title, ya know!
Mc: i never once called myself a therapist, that was all the doctor. We’re getting off topic here. Ive spent years planning my takeover of gotham, and its almost time. I just need a little assistance
Penguin: and what sort of assistance would that be? And more importantly, why should any of us bother helping you?
Mc: for why you should help me, its simple. My plan is foolproof, and when the dust clears anyone who helped me will rule with me. Theres no downside, you lose nothing if you choose to help. As for what i need help with… well, its kinda embarrassing
Joker: you came all this way and youre still nervous to share? HA
Mc: fair enough. What i need help with… is a theme
All: huh
Mc: or is it more like a gimmick? Iconography? Something along those lines
Edward: what are you talking about?
Mc: well, you all have some kind of theme associated with you. Joker is a clown
Joker: rude
Mc: youre literally wearing clown makeup right now. Anyway, hes a clown, scarecrows a scarecrow, you do riddles, bane… imma be honest, bane is the exception. Whatever! Point is, you all have some kind of theme, and to be a successful supervillain, i need a good one
Harvey: so let me get this straight. Youve apparently been planning this takeover for years…
Mc: yeah
Harvey: you got far enough that you infiltrated arkham assylum…
Mc: uh-huh
Harvey: and rather than do anything interesting with the people in here, you ask them to help you create your persona?!?!
Mc: i dont see how you arent getting this
Penguin: that is the dumbest thing ive ever heard. Are you high or something?
Mc: nah, drugs arent my thing. Unless you count my adhd meds
Harley: guys, quit givin her a hard time. The gimmick is pretty important
Mc: thank you! Youre the first person ive told to get that!
Edward: eh, i like writing, im down to help. So whats your deal?
Mc: thats the problem, i dont know what i want it to be-
Edward: no, not that. Why are you doing this? Motivation is a pretty good place to start
Mc: oh, thats easy! Gotham is corrupt as all hell and i know for a fact i can make a real change for the better, but the current system wont let me do shit. So if i destroy the government and build it back up, i can run it better! And thats not the hubris talking, thats my basic self respect
Joker: not very original, are we?
Mc: well, none of you have succeeded, and i will
Scarecrow: what makes you think youll do better than any of us?
Mc: i spent years researching. I studied all of your failed plans, i set up hiding spots all around gotham, i found out batmans identity, i got every government official to-
Victor: im sorry, you what??
Mc: i have all the government officials in my pocket
Edward: no no no, not that. You figured out who batman is????
Mc: yeah. Took a month, but i did it. Its kinda embarrassing it took so long but it was worth it.
(pause)
Why do yall look so shocked? I know you didnt know who he was in the early days of your careers, so i planned around that by figuring it out before i did anything
Penguin: uh, yeah, but we all know now! It threw me for a loop when i first learned about who he was!!
Mc: honestly it wasnt that surprising. You can see half his face and he doesnt even use a voice changer! Plus, when you think about all of batmans stuff, it can really only be him
Harvey: sure! To think that batman is actually… him. Its insane!
Mc: ok, why are yall acting so weird about this? Its like you- wait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
Oh my god, none of you know who batman is, do you?
Victor: sure we do! Its obviously… commissioner gordon?
Mc: HAHAHAHAHAaaaa! None of you know who he is!! Oh, this is working out better than i could ever have hoped!!
Joker: so who is he?!?!
Mc: …and why should i tell you?
Harley: c-cmon, mc. We’re friends, arent we?
Mc: no offense to any of yall, but im keeping this to myself. Speaking of myself, can we please go back to my theme?
All:...
Mc: ugh, fine. If you help me ill give you a hint on who he is
Edward: ok! So, your motives are a bust, how about your methods? How do you plan on pulling this off?
Mc: well, i kinda consider myself a mad scientist-
All: (groan)
Joker: you take that shit to metropolis! See if laxative luthor wants to help you out!!
Mc: no way. Superman could kick my ass. But batman… batman i can take.
Also yall are so much more fun than the metropolis villains
Edward: so what sort of science do you do?
Mc: well, i programmed a robotic son when i was 16- he has a body now. Multiple actually!- i built a paralysis ray, and i manipulated some genetics so all people born after 2017 are 10% more passive and less likely to fight back!
Scarecrow: could you elaborate on that last one?
mc: its not based on fear, it just makes people nicer
scarecrow: still, tell me about it later
victor: it sounds like youre pretty well-rounded, so i dont think you could get a gimmick from that
mc: well, what am i meant to do then?
joker: you could do what i did and just pick something
mc: but you theme all your weapons on being a clown. what does complex ai have in common with paralysis and genetics?? and what could possibly tie that in with fixing gotham?
all: …
edward: im yours, but other people use me more than you do. what am i?
mc: my name. but how is that relevant?
edward: well, if you look at all of our legal names, they kinda tie in with our personas. whats your full name?
mc: no offense, but im not telling yall that. but… that could work. that works really well, actually. eddie, my dear, i cant thank you enough
penguin: you can thank all of us by telling us who batman is!
mc: i did promise that, didnt i? well, no, i promised a hint. let me think… yeah, lets see who can figure this out. if ya do, dont tell the others! itll be funny to watch em struggle with it
harvey: spit it out already!
mc: jeez, fine! here goes- if his first and last name were put together, youd get someone in this room
all: …
bane: what does that even mean?!?
mc: ah-ah-ah! i gave you the hint, its up to you to figure out what it means
(watch goes off)
harley: whats that mean?
mc: we’re almost out of time. anyone mind if i act like we’re talking about their issues?
(cut to doctor walking in)
scarecrow: and i guess thats why ive always been so obsessed with fear, i hated being afraid with him
mc: good, good. oh, hey doc. we done already?
doc: yeah. say your goodbyes
mc: ok. well, i appreciate yall engaging with me, and im so glad i could help, even if it wasnt by a lot. ill see yall next week, dont break out before then!
(doc and mc leave)
joker: “eddie, my dear”?? i think she has the hots for you!
edward: what?!? nah, she was just being friendly
bane: who cares about that? anybody have any ideas about what that clue means??
all: (some variation of “no”)
(guards enter)
guard: ok, lets get you back to your cells
(cut to edward, writing on the wall)
edward: joker… no, too specific… me? no, whos name sounds like that… bane? (gasp)
(draws a bat on wall, writes “bruce wayne” in it)
edward: i found you…
END
I love white room but I’m not sure how it fits scarecrow.
bro you have a good music taste though i think these does not fit that well with some characters
did anyone put this on spotify already??
No Bane ?
00:01
Il Don sta arrivando
make more
mothman but no bane? come on
I had bane on my og list but I couldn't come up with a good song for him. So if I had bane, you'd probably be complaining about the song choice for him 😕 and anyways, Killer moth is a perfectly respectable villain in his own right
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Thanks for the heterosexual songs for petty literature victims; each a victim of the corruption of the judge or magistrate, the foreign intelligence pontiff that would have you believe these characters were queer by the weight of their own impotent reliance on their own copy.
This is so basic it hurts (no offense)