How To Prep for the World's Dumbest Apocalypse

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  • @korbinkepner7264
    @korbinkepner7264 Рік тому +1350

    finally, the literal peak of Funhaus content, literally not even starting the game. if only Joel could see us now.

  • @GR1MMow
    @GR1MMow Рік тому +329

    Halfway in and still no game, these are my favorite kinds of episodes.
    edit: oh my god.

    • @RikkSlinger
      @RikkSlinger Рік тому +17

      Yeah I got 5 minutes in (when the ad started) and I was like "wow, no gameplay yet - impressive!" Little did I know...

  • @vashstampede88
    @vashstampede88 Рік тому +793

    This is the most unhinged episode in a while, and it's amazing

    • @TheArtofKAS
      @TheArtofKAS Рік тому +6

      We def need more. I blame James😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Macedonia914
      @Macedonia914 Рік тому +12

      The fact that they never even played the game is amazing. Just 15 minutes of them just shooting the shit. Loved every minute.

    • @lifeisvanilla6047
      @lifeisvanilla6047 Рік тому

      I knew it was going to go full unhinged when Ryan actually made sense about UFOs vs alien UFOs. There's no way he wasn't gonna make up for that moment of clarity somehow.

  • @Spartan13444
    @Spartan13444 Рік тому +492

    This video truly goes to show the comedic level of Funhaus. No gameplay, just 3 dudes riffing, and it's funnier than the majority of other content around. Bravo.

    • @MementoMoriv2
      @MementoMoriv2 Рік тому +4

      Just guys being doodes

    • @YodatheHobbit
      @YodatheHobbit Рік тому +1

      I mean, there are millions of podcasts that do THAT. I love video games.

  • @IamaKaliedoscope
    @IamaKaliedoscope Рік тому +190

    I love vids like this where they get so focused on the gameplay

  • @notjux
    @notjux Рік тому +497

    Gameplay starts at 14:18

    • @IWearShoes31
      @IWearShoes31 Рік тому +16

      Thanks for the timestamp, this really helped!

    • @_nbcake
      @_nbcake Рік тому +11

      I thought this was a joke but nope, they finally turned podcast

    • @ElixirOfEuphoria
      @ElixirOfEuphoria Рік тому +10

      Are there really people who watch this channel to just watch someone play games? Are you lost? lol

    • @anonymousanonymous7925
      @anonymousanonymous7925 Рік тому +1

      Wait, that's the end of the video!!

    • @IWearShoes31
      @IWearShoes31 Рік тому +1

      @@anonymousanonymous7925 Sure is!

  • @bdash1990
    @bdash1990 Рік тому +84

    Fabulous. This reminds me of classic funhaus. The gameplay is only needed as something to riff. But just talking to Ryan is enough for funhaus' best moustaches to make fantastic content.

    • @zgillet
      @zgillet Рік тому

      Singular mustache now.

  • @Trigunner333
    @Trigunner333 Рік тому +85

    Can you imagine this being your first funhaus video lmao

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 Рік тому +72

    Ryan goes so deep into bits he becomes them

    • @AdventureSpence
      @AdventureSpence Рік тому +17

      I think that’s his secret. I don’t think these are bits to him lol

  • @needamuffin
    @needamuffin Рік тому +234

    An episode with no gameplay, just in depth discussion of how Ryan is a genuinely insane person.

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon Рік тому +1

      It's a fun episode!!!
      But I'm with Ryan 100%. Better to have foresight and be prepared (mentally, physically, spiritually), then in hindsight to regret to have not prepared at all and fight with the other unprepared masses for the last scraps of resources. Remember how people fought over toilet paper? Now imagine this for all resources, and nobody is coming to save them any time soon...
      The gov has been building bunkers for decades all around the country, they aren't paranoid or insane, they know what CAN happen, so does Ryan. A realist, as he said.

    • @ZuckerbergsAi
      @ZuckerbergsAi 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@prince-solomon yeah I dont think the government is scared of self-replicating poison dart drones, that will specifically attack on 9/11. he's anything but a realist, he's a paranoid nutcase. it's also why he's so funny and interesting.

    • @jackstewart2258
      @jackstewart2258 2 місяці тому

      ​@@prince-solomonah don't worry we'll all be dead in an instant once the nukes fly

  • @JustStopPlayingGames
    @JustStopPlayingGames Рік тому +25

    Bunker has been one of my favorite games to watch them play. Looking forward to the next.

  • @WarMashane
    @WarMashane Рік тому +42

    Poison dart ai drones. New fear unlocked, thanks RYAN…

  • @RiaCulpa
    @RiaCulpa Рік тому +48

    Wow, herding cats. James trying to referee between Patrick and Ryan is amusing until he finally just goes "efff it, can't keep 'em on task? might as well flow with it."

  • @DrHankVenture
    @DrHankVenture Рік тому +24

    I do love Ryan's madness coming from a place of optimism

  • @tobiasblackmoar
    @tobiasblackmoar Рік тому +8

    the friendship chemistry at funhaus is what always brings me back, y'all can just bullshit for 20 minutes and it's always entertaining. love y'all

  • @michael_bullard
    @michael_bullard Рік тому +146

    The Power Rangers time dilation explanation makes far more sense than putting a pencil through folded paper

    • @needamuffin
      @needamuffin Рік тому +38

      Because that isn't time dilation, that's the explanation for wormholes.

    • @michael_bullard
      @michael_bullard Рік тому +4

      @@needamuffinyou may have a point. 😂

    • @rays5163
      @rays5163 Рік тому +5

      Ur an explanation for wormholes...

    • @leeks1408
      @leeks1408 Рік тому +2

      But Goldar would still be moving slowly when the rangers are in the megazord because they’re not the same size as Goldar

    • @sirkittius
      @sirkittius Рік тому

      It's about love.

  • @bfritz6405
    @bfritz6405 Рік тому +3

    Zero to Bin Ladin's gooning shack in less than 5 minutes

  • @bleedinfloor
    @bleedinfloor Рік тому +6

    Just gotta say pure joy from this episode, funhaus always has great chemistry and not even needing to start the game is proof of it

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar Рік тому +93

    The entire video is the kind of podcast talk one who lives in a bunker would do. I mean i get it you gotta prep to become a prepper

  • @wazza6904
    @wazza6904 Рік тому +5

    What Ryan was trying to say is. Poison darts are the perfect weapon for tiny drones because: they are lightweight, repeat firing BUT can’t be used agains other drones. Imagine a drone with an automatic nerfgun under it. One poison dart and you are out. But you can’t pick up the weapon and use it on other drones. That’s is what terminators got wrong!

  • @mkohanek
    @mkohanek Рік тому +2

    the problem is how correct Ryan is about this - people can buy drones by the boat full now, what is to stop them from finding a way to weaponize them and unleash them on the public.
    The ending of this video was great lol, I did not see that coming, I kept waiting for the gameplay to start

  • @mitchelstukey8573
    @mitchelstukey8573 Рік тому +18

    Two Ryan podcasts in one week? Let’s go

  • @HUMANuruCELLS
    @HUMANuruCELLS Рік тому +18

    I was worried the game would get in the middle of this conversation. Glad the tech didn't interrupt the g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ minds in our generation.

  • @weirdkd54
    @weirdkd54 Рік тому +11

    Ryan is either an improv god, or just insane.

  • @gwhunter357
    @gwhunter357 Рік тому +11

    Poison darts actually make sense. If they had machine guns, they would have to worry about crossfire...

  • @ministerofsillywalks-AU
    @ministerofsillywalks-AU Рік тому +36

    That was some amazing gameplay!

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha 10 місяців тому +1

    this is actually a really good discussion

  • @1996Tanawuts
    @1996Tanawuts Рік тому +44

    15 minutes without any gameplay but always on ther verge to do one.
    this is the funhaus i always dreamed of.
    Reply

  • @BlankSpace14
    @BlankSpace14 Рік тому +1

    Hey everyone. If you missed them bringing it up, if you are not already than you should become a funhaus plus member. I got you funhaus

  • @JamalGleeson
    @JamalGleeson Рік тому +2

    Like all things in my house I respect and love my AI friends. Pretty much every day I ask them how they are. They are immersed in my day to day living the same as I am in theirs.

  • @CraigMetalHead
    @CraigMetalHead Рік тому +2

    The most concentrated, pure let's play experience!

  • @harryallsopp9136
    @harryallsopp9136 Рік тому +1

    Next time I get a match on tinder and they ask what im looking for I'm gonna use "to hang out and watch Netflix, what else is life?"

  • @fortheloveofmusicandphilosophy
    @fortheloveofmusicandphilosophy Рік тому +30

    Not only was the episode bat shit crazy, but Lou promoting the membership made my day, now become a member if you still haven't!!! Do it for Lou!

    • @DantesGrill
      @DantesGrill Рік тому +1

      I accidentally told my wife "I love Lou" after sex. She understood and there were no repercussions

  • @Semperlemon
    @Semperlemon Рік тому +9

    Wow, gameplay on this one was fire, might get the game for myself

  • @thefearedavocado
    @thefearedavocado Рік тому +1

    The scary part of AI isn't even a hacker telling it to kill. It's the idiot "genius" tech guys deciding to put it in charge of things it absolutely should not be in charge of and then it doing the bleach cocktail thing but with, like, subway cars.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 Рік тому +5

    FH is where you come to see pure gameplay-focused content.

  • @Verity_Auger
    @Verity_Auger Рік тому +1

    The banter is gold. Never stop please.

  • @ThePauseMenuVlog
    @ThePauseMenuVlog Рік тому +2

    I want a series where the group does their BEST to not play the game infront of them. Like they have to scramble to keep the attention of the person at the keyboard or controller and if they don't they lose. I love these 3 people together because of how they talk to each other

  • @biogopher
    @biogopher Рік тому +1

    Im so happy to hear James had the same reaction i did to the interstellar "love" scene

  • @TheSweetElise
    @TheSweetElise 9 місяців тому +2

    i have to watch this at least once a month

  • @vroenis
    @vroenis Рік тому

    I haven't even finished the video yet but I absolutely love that we didn't get to gameplay before the ad read. Epic.

  • @mrskeltal931
    @mrskeltal931 Рік тому +1

    I’m 100% with Ryan on this though. Someone with enough money could just buy a bunch of drones, strap guns to them and use software to pilot them. Drop crates of the things in the middle of population centers and let them run wild.
    Eventually someone will come along with the money, drive, and hatred for humans to actually do something like this.

  • @ZuGrossZuKlein
    @ZuGrossZuKlein Рік тому +3

    I feel aware and scared now. Thank you Ryan

  • @oaw117
    @oaw117 Рік тому +1

    I've been having a hard time enjoying more recent funhaus content but this was actually really funny.

  • @iheartninja
    @iheartninja Рік тому +1

    James and Patrick playing the straight man together is always a hilarious recipe.

  • @voidsauce6220
    @voidsauce6220 Рік тому +5

    Funhaus subverting expectations and making you laugh while doing it.

  • @ZuckerbergsAi
    @ZuckerbergsAi Рік тому +1

    I thought Ryan was completely insane for his fear of 9/11, but he was actually correct. another tragedy even worse than the first occured on 9/11, Aaron Rodgers tearing his Achilles tendon

  • @B1GLUBAWSKI
    @B1GLUBAWSKI Рік тому +1

    Best gameplay ever, might pick it up just because of how fun it looked

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 Рік тому +1

    Ryan: Is friends with GWAR
    I think we know he knows aliens.

  • @mironricardo
    @mironricardo Рік тому +1

    All the times they almost started the game.
    2:16
    3:20
    4:11
    6:31
    8:20
    9:38
    11:42
    13:25

  • @TheKingfiendish
    @TheKingfiendish Рік тому +4

    This is my favorite gameplay yet

  • @ericb.4313
    @ericb.4313 Рік тому +4

    I imagine if you run into Ryan in certain parts of LA and he just talks, most people (including us) won't be able to know it's him and think he's just a crazy homeless person.

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays Рік тому +2

    The gameplay was a a sight to behold, well played Ryan.

    • @sirkittius
      @sirkittius Рік тому

      And people say that Ryan isn't good at video games

  • @edalamay
    @edalamay Рік тому

    This was, by far, the greatest gameplay video Funhaus has ever produced. Absolutely riveting.

  • @sugarpolecat4781
    @sugarpolecat4781 Рік тому

    The classic Funhaus, literally they didn't even start the freakin' game and watched all of it.
    This is glorious

  • @bluemoon1716
    @bluemoon1716 Рік тому +1

    This felt like classic funhaus.

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak Рік тому +2

    I like to think that Ryan would fail to build his IRL bunker because he ends up getting distracted talking about poison-dart drones as well

  • @JamalGleeson
    @JamalGleeson Рік тому +1

    I can’t believe that it took me 8-9 minutes into a 14 minute video to notice this might be one of their no-gameplay vids. Which is hilarious and I love those episodes but I was like “I sort of want to see if that game is kool”.

  • @markdotinc8371
    @markdotinc8371 Рік тому +1

    Thanks everybody for listening in to Ryans TED Talk

  • @fakebobbyhill296
    @fakebobbyhill296 Рік тому +1

    So you buy shady rays. Day one, “oops I lost em send more,” then you “find” your original pair and return in under 30 days. Free sunglasses.

  • @eclipticevader
    @eclipticevader Рік тому +1

    Perfect video. Funhaus managed to somehow distill the chaotic "Ryan's Rants" energy from the weekly 4hr live streams into this unhinged masterpiece.

  • @Mikadewontdream
    @Mikadewontdream Рік тому +1

    surely this must be a first for; (jesus how do you use these) the first time we hit the ad before *actually* seeing the gameplay. you've done it again, funhaus *salutes*

    • @Mikadewontdream
      @Mikadewontdream Рік тому +1

      oh, they did the bit whole episode *slow clap*

  • @thegreatdilberto
    @thegreatdilberto Рік тому

    This is exactly what I needed after a long week of work! I want to see what, if anything, was cut from this video 😂

  • @bkirke
    @bkirke Рік тому +1

    I love when they riff on the Sarah Connor fence scene.

  • @davidtakehara9137
    @davidtakehara9137 Рік тому +1

    A true masterpiece! Many claps to the FH crew for this gem

  • @rus.t
    @rus.t Рік тому

    When the ad read started without any gameplay prior it is when I knew that this is going to be a masterpiece

  • @equalsmatt
    @equalsmatt Рік тому

    This is easily the single greatest Let's Play I've ever seen.

  • @supermaryg
    @supermaryg Рік тому

    I love the idea that these guys would be outside a bunker in a world wide catastrophic event/alien invasion/etc and the whole time the world is burning down around them, they're outside the bunker talking about power rangers instead of entering the code and getting inside. In my mind you can see them in the background, still arguing, when sarah connor is getting nuked (and poison darted).

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 Рік тому

    I don't say this lightly but that was one of the best Funhaus videos, period.

  • @imalmostbatman
    @imalmostbatman Рік тому

    This is it. Quintessential Funhaus. No gameplay, all riffing. Perfection.

  • @gregwessendorf
    @gregwessendorf Рік тому +3

    The struggle for survival with Ryan in the Apocalypse would at least me mercifully brief.

  • @cosmorenu
    @cosmorenu Рік тому

    This has been the most fun gameplay video ever... the intro alone is top tier

  • @the_occasional1764
    @the_occasional1764 Рік тому +3

    Of all the conspiracies and potential world ending events in this video i am most scared of Ryan.

  • @parallelpalmtrees
    @parallelpalmtrees Рік тому +1

    greatest vid yet, give these three a podcast

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder Рік тому

    2:00 the best way time dilation was explained to me was like this: Imagine you are standing 100 yards away from your friend and you and your friend are the same height, 6 feet tall. When you look at your friend so far away, he looks to be inches tall. You know he is really the same height as you, but because he is so far he appears to be tiny. Your friend then looks at you and sees that you appear to be inches tall because you are so far from your friend. You both appear to be small to each other despite being the same height, and it is the distance between you that causes this relative "height difference".
    Time dilation is the exact same effect only instead of height, its how fast you are moving and instead of the distance between you and your friend, its the speed your are moving relative to each other that affects how fast or slow he seems to be moving. if your friend is moving away from you near the speed of light, you will see him aging incredibly slowly despite you aging at normal time yourself. your friend will also see you moving away from him at near the speed of light and he will see you aging and walking around incredibly slowly despite him feeling like he is aging at normal speed. you both see each other as aging slowly. if then turn around and start heading back towards each other at the speed of the light, the effect is reversed and your friend will appear to age much faster than you and walk around at super speed like the flash, and he will see you the same way.

  • @dognutpugh1431
    @dognutpugh1431 Рік тому +2

    I’ve not cried laughing at Funhaus video like this since the Jesus NASCAR episode

  • @jackcadonetti6311
    @jackcadonetti6311 Рік тому +1

    not ryan giving all the "evil AI people" all these ideas

  • @Suileron
    @Suileron Рік тому

    Shoutout to Jacob's ad reads, his voice is so good for them! Also this episode is wild lmao I love it

  • @Topcatyo.
    @Topcatyo. Рік тому +2

    I want to say that you guys never even playing the game is "peak Funhaus content" but the top comment is saying that so I'm just here saying it again like I had an original thought.

  • @KmcK
    @KmcK Рік тому +1

    This had the perfect amount of gameplay

  • @Glxdiatorr
    @Glxdiatorr Рік тому +1

    Whats the song playing in the background? Sounds like intense battle music

  • @TenNoMichiyoIki
    @TenNoMichiyoIki Рік тому

    watching the gang go on tangents and do bits is more entertaining than watching them play games

  • @dunit911
    @dunit911 Рік тому +1

    lmaooo ryan was so sweaty at the end

  • @MacRay14
    @MacRay14 Рік тому +1

    In classic Funhaus fashion, it took them over 1/2 of the video to even start playing the game.
    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    • @MacRay14
      @MacRay14 Рік тому

      Okay, so, I commented this mid video - I wouldn't have guessed that they'd never actually start the game 😂

  • @ytthrowaway6952
    @ytthrowaway6952 Рік тому +1

    This was such an insanely funny episode. Loved every second of it.

  • @Andr3wTime
    @Andr3wTime Рік тому

    The Book of Ryan was the book from the end of the book of Eli, recovered from the ruins of Ryan's bunker, an upside-down above-ground pool

  • @chiefbadmon
    @chiefbadmon Рік тому

    James explaining time dilatation using power rangers mega zord logic is incredible give this man a TEDX talk 👏👏👏😆

  • @slowbass
    @slowbass Рік тому +1

    At the 14:00 mark of this 14:18 video I began to suspect we were not going to get to the game

  • @IacidragnarokI
    @IacidragnarokI Рік тому

    "Ryan, before you hit play" should be a series.

  • @Cerberusx32
    @Cerberusx32 Рік тому

    This is why we need to do a documentary on Ryan. Following him around betwee. 1-5 years and record and write down everything.

  • @UrsusDerpus
    @UrsusDerpus Рік тому +1

    I really need James and Woolie from WoolieVS and Castle Super Beast to meet. They both love fighting games and they both would sell out humanity immediately.

    • @ApathyParabellum
      @ApathyParabellum Рік тому

      Woolz has met him. Woolie and Pat's 'cast is an RT thing.

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus Рік тому

    This is the best gameplay we've ever seen on Funhaus.

  • @zvolchen117
    @zvolchen117 Рік тому +7

    I see Elyse is also doing well on her mustache journey

  • @zachfarver5903
    @zachfarver5903 Рік тому

    This is a peak blend of old and new funhaus

  • @Tyler_wilkins
    @Tyler_wilkins Рік тому

    This is what I wish the FH pod was more like 😂 a funny group of people being funny

  • @bml2200
    @bml2200 Рік тому +2

    This is peak Funhaus content where they forget that they were supposed to be playing a game

  • @BOTx5
    @BOTx5 Рік тому +1

    This is a request. Nay! A demand. For a series where these three just talk about conspiracies.

  • @prince-solomon
    @prince-solomon Рік тому

    I'm with Ryan 100%. Better to have foresight and be prepared (mentally, physically, spiritually), then in hindsight to regret to have not prepared at all and fight with the other unprepared masses for the last scraps of resources.
    Oh yeah it's also hilarious and classic funhaus that you didn't touch the game at all... but not to even start it in the first episode...is some sort of funhaus record for sure!

  • @jessicabecause3717
    @jessicabecause3717 Рік тому +1

    13:10 Literally just read about the boom of 1950's and yes, lots of things will be readily available. Even more so over the course of those years when people had a handle on technology so it could be available to the regular people. Jobs will be lost, but more jobs will be made to support the new tech.

  • @rahjahknows
    @rahjahknows Рік тому

    1:49 The small Power Rangers deep dive was delightful