I once found myself walking in circles having an inner monologue for an entire hour straight, and was only able to pull myself out of it because I suddenly remembered I was in the middle of a conversation with a friend over text. Talking for 30 minutes to survive would be one of the easiest things I've ever done.
@@KingNedya @echo OMG! I'm not the only one who does this! I've before given myself a tension headache gritting my teeth during a particularly angry diatribe to literally nobody inside my own head.
I get what the NFT cosplayer was going for, but it is the perfect example of one of the things wrong with Crytobros. They are so myopic and fanatical that they literally can't see anything wrong with what they are doing, especially the Bored Ape Yacht Club Crypptobros.
As a Bri’ish person, I can confirm that the political ad does not have a different meaning in British English. But then again, with the Tories being the Tories, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them genuinely wanted to dismember the homeless.
It solves any potential problem with meat supply while cleaning up the streets, though. Win-win? And wasn't it some brilliant Brit who decided to cut down a million trees to put up some wind gennies because carbon?
Completely unrelated: my cats go INSANE when they hear the yaaaaaaaaay from the beginning of your videos. They can be anywhere in the house, I let your "yaaaay" play and I'm now surrounded by four very curious cats.
Nope... Just his neck was weak... If you look at just about every video where a Stretch Armstrong blows up... The tears almost always start at the neck
So just a note for people about the house with the bedrooms within bedrooms. In a lot of places it's illegal to advertise anything as a "bedroom" if you have to walk through another bedroom to get to it. Technically speaking what we were shown is a one-bedroom apartment with two very large closets. This is because advertising these rooms as private bedrooms is unethical and untruthful, and it prevents people from advertising closets as bedrooms. Just an fyi for y'all renting from evil people like this. Remember, every time a landlord has to pay out damages after being sued by a tenant, an emotional support demon gets its wings. Edit: almost forgot to mention that it's also a massive fire hazard.
I feel like it's just me being really tired after work but your comment is confusing me a bit. It's illegal to advertise closets as bedrooms when they are clearly bedrooms because you have to walk through one to get to the others? Why even design it that way? Why not just add a door on the far end and use the middle room as a living room or storage area or something?
@@colewest7096 It's illegal to advertise walk-through rooms as bedrooms. Whether they are intended or used as bedrooms doesn't matter. Though i'd argue these ones aren't clearly bedrooms in the first place. They're pretty much useless for anything with all the weird angles. As for why, i imagine somebody ended up with a long string of oddly shaped rooms and tried to make the most money from it.
The chained bedrooms are actually a traditional house design used when building on thin plots of land. It's called a "shotgun house," so called because you can fire a shotgun from the front door and have the buckshot go through every door to every room and then hit the back door. They're extremely common in certain parts of the USA, especially in the Deep South. The law you're referring to is 100% a local law, because you best believe that a shotgun house with two bedrooms is advertised as having two bedrooms every time I've seen one for sale or for rent, and having lived in New Orleans, I've seen a LOT of them. That said, this design is weird because it appears to be an apartment that loops back on itself, which makes me think it was retrofitted from a commercial building, as the placement of the water and power lines being only in one area of the house is very rare in multi-family residential construction. It's likely also trying to work around interior structural elements that can't be moved such as load-bearing columns. It's not some kind of evil plot by a scummy landlord, it's someone trying to cram an apartment into a space that wasn't designed for it. And it wouldn't be false advertising anyway, because not only can you clearly see that the rooms are lined up like that, but as any person who has had someone just walk into their room can tell you, a bedroom does not imply privacy. Only if you specifically advertise a "private bedroom" would that potentially be a false advertising thing.
@@maledictionwolf I see *why* that could lead to false advertising and why saying that no room that is only accessible by going through another room can be called a bedroom would prevent that. Let's say you had two bedrooms with walk-in closets, an unscrupulous landlord might mark that as "4 bedrooms". A law preventing counting rooms only accessible from bedrooms as additional bedrooms is an easy way to prevent that and provide a solid definition of "bedroom". But yes, that's definitely a local law. I grew up in a house in Ohio that had three bedrooms arranged in a loop, so that two were accessible from the hall but one was only accessible from those two. We had no such limiting definition of bedroom. W.r.t to the shown property not being a malicious scam...personally, I'd say if one is trying to squeeze an apartment into something that so poorly fits the layout that at least one of the bedrooms is practically unusable thanks to its weird shape that is indeed a scam by a scummy landlord. Three bedrooms don't reasonably fit in that space so they should be calling it *maybe* two and a "bonus room".
The brain organoids ("brains in a dish") are incredibly cool. If I remember correctly, the retina started to accidentally spontaneously grow on them, so they decided to try and grow them like that on purpose. They're now also experimenting with adding several types of organoids together to see how they connect, and how the barrier between them forms. It's so cool
About if they eat Pokémon: yeah they do, it's canonical. In the anime Ash drools thinking about a Magikarp sushi, they are stated to be eaten by other Pokémon in some of their Pokédex entries, and in the games it's stated Slowpokes' tails are a gourmet delicacy (so much the first time we find Team Rocket in the Gen 2 games is them cutting out Slowpoke's tails to sell on the black market).
@@ledhyper4282 Yeah I remember that Farfetch'd went almost extinct because they're so delicous when cooked with their leek :D About the peeled Pokemon: first is Mr.Mime as correctly stated, second would be Tangela, third looks like Medicham and the last one is Shuckle (for everyone that might have wondered) :D
I could talk about diamonds for hours. I worked in a jewelry store for almost a decade and I was able to take classes to become a certified Gemologist & Diamontologist. I even spent a week at the company's corporate office learning how to grade diamonds. A close second would be makeup...or piercings.
If I had to talk about something for 30 minutes I'd be set. I once talked to my friend about my current interest for 2 hours without stopping. The story of it is already confusing and takes a while to explain, but I could go on for even longer if I wanted to go on about the cringey fandom, ships, theories, or headcanons.
Lmao I feel this, if someone gets me talking about my interests my ADHD ass will NOT shut up until I either finally realize I've been rambling for too long about something the other person almost definitely doesn't care about or they stop me themself If TOLD to pick a topic and just enthuse about it for a half hour I'd just explain the events of the Tankmen series and then once that context is laid down just fill the rest of that time with talking about my two ships and my AUs and my fancharacters and why I'm mad that under that one Tweet from the series creator it seems everybody is freaking out about what would have been Tankmen 3 and just sleeping on the limited info about 2.5 which very clearly would have continued that background sideplot that was running in the background of all four released episodes and would have probably been a really good episode and...
The topic I could talk about for 30 minutes would be complaining how the world doesn't care about disabled people. I'm pretty sure the kidnappers wouldn't be thrilled at having to listen to my diatribe.
I’d probably talk about how ads have become the way they are today, why on the internet said ads towards children have become so utterly obnoxius and oversexualized and finally mention how ads are ruining the enviroment (which sounds suspicially like a conspiracy), but honestly, you two got me interested in what you’d say
Honestly, and this is a major tonal shift from you guys, but I'd just start talking about Kirby lore and the themes of the games... 12 hours later I might finish the short version of it. This was an instinctual answer from me.
Honestly yeah. The world doesn't give two shits. We aren't even an after thought most of the time, we're not a thought. People are so cruel but half of them don't even realize how awful they're being
I figured that's what that was but I thought the head hole was too narrow to allow cow heads through. ...Unless they aren't supposed to let them through, in which case please forgive my ignorance of cow things. Either way, it's weird as hell but it's not currently hurting anyone. Not sure how the kid will feel later though. 🤔
Edit: After a short google, turns out that it was just activists trying to stir up controversy. I heard it called that a few times and assumed it was a colloquialism for it. There are issues with the dairy farming industry, certainly, but yeah calling it this was to stir up emotions by associating basic artificial insemination with a terrible crime. (Comment before edit) It gets much worse than that if you know the colloquial name for it. An 'r' rack, where 'r' is the first letter of a terrible crime, related to the original comment.
@@midnight4685 Holy hell! I had no idea that's what their nickname was. I knew what they were from school trips to a local dairy farm. But as the family that owned and operated the farm was very traditional and conservative they would usually avoid any questions about it which just made older kids go find out what it was for online and made it MORE of a joke for the kids to ask.
I could talk about my childhood trauma for three hours straight and not blink an eye because i literally trauma dump all the time and am extremely good at over sharing and making my trauma sound funny
I’ve always been the only person in the room laughing and smiling, and people get ANGRY that I answered the invasive question they kept going at. In this area of the Midwest it’s common to what I call “misery contests”, where you try to one-up the last person. “I froze my butt off on the ride here” “I haven’t had heat in my car all week” “I spent weeks without heat once”… It just happens. Or I’d be online and someone pesters me for details. “Look, I have PTSD. I have since I was in elementary school. You don’t want to know. … Seriously, it’s bad. … Ok, you really wanna know? … you’re sure?” Then I got kicked from the discord or whatever. I don’t have discord installed anywhere.
What Click doesn't know is that 1/100 bath bombs contain a bathbomb shark that hides inside of it, and then when the bathbomb is used it gets released and hides under the foam. Eventually nibbling on your toes when you get in.
My son and I decided today that there needs to be an anime with a hero that accidentally keeps doing evil things and a villain whose evil activities consistently lead to positive results. Like a good guy who tries to withdraw money at the bank and they confuse him for a burglar. Or a villain who poisons the water supply and it leads to a discovery of government corruption and greatly improves the quality of the crops, reducing local hunger.
I cannot stop laughing at Cliccy’s reaction to the video at 30:05, it’s the exact same expression as when you show an animal a magic trick. Like… all of the brainpower is going into being confused, other than that it is no thoughts head empty
There are actually lady mimics in a couple of CastleVania games, and they're decently designed. One in particular works really well, I think, but maybe it's just because I was dumb enough to actually fall for it, even after having experienced the lady mimic from the previous game. >.>
@@acatnamedtaz2167 Nah, it's just a thing from the video. A mimic is a creature in a dungeon that imitates treasure or a person. You're probably just thinking of how drag queens might call themselves "female impersonators" to differentiate themselves from both cis and trans women.
Just to let you know if you didn’t already, the reason far fetched is rare in the first generations is exactly the reason you brought up, they were considered a delicacy, and eaten to near extinction
The one about the sister's, uh. Relationship. With her dying brother. I've heard a few times now how that sort of thing can be a trauma response, basically. Close siblings put into an awful, stressful situation who end up doing the naughties (or wanting to, or feeling weird attraction, etc). I truly, genuinely hope she's able to find a good therapist who can help her work through her feelings and her guilt regarding the situation. :(
I'm convinced people in the Pokemon world have tried eating every single one of them to see which ones are edible or at least produce something that is. Some of my favorite examples that are cannon are Chansey eggs, Shuckle's body fluids, Gabite scales, and Slowpoke tails
If I had to talk about a topic for 30 minutes in order to survive, I would tell the entire Five Nights at Freddy's lore and all of my own theories and fanfic stories. Also, I would not allow the kidnappers to leave until I had finished the entire thing. They would probably be stuck with me for about 19 hours, maybe more if I wanted to talk about how hot Ballora and Springtrap were.
Same, I could go on for ages about theories and how they could be proven/disproven and how they would fit in with other theories and what is already known about the canon and how the stereotypical au originated and how it changed and why every different ship is/isn't good and why they could/couldn't be canonical and all the theories for who possessed what animatronic and what games/books are canonical (fazbear frights, Charlie trilogy and FNaF world) plus about how and when each and every character died (if they did) plus how each event fits into the timeline.
Honestly I would explain the JoJo's lore, completely, from Phantom Blood to JoJolion and the light novels, then I would explain why Gold Experience Requiem and Tusk act IV are opposites and Araki reset the universe to avoid those two from fighting because they can kill all live beings in all time and universe.
@@CteCrassus That's the reveal at the end, I would argue getting to that point is most of the plot. There's also a big difference between robots eating the biosphere, maybe, in the future, and having it happen a second time.
You're one of the few creators I know that hasn't been accused of doing shady stuff and I hope that doesn't happen. I just wanna watch someone's videos without the nagging thought that they're homophobic, or racist, or a groomer, or completely toxic, and I love that you, One Topic, and Jammidodger give me that
Honestly, Same. So many UA-camrs these past years are leaving UA-cam, dead, or in some deep sh1t. (Examples; Corpse, Technoblade(F in chat), and Creepshow Art.)
Right? Like the click had a controversy once about the time he said a slur like 12 years ago but even then he apologised and nothing’s happened since to my knowledge
What does the term "groomer" mean in this context? I've only really ever heard the term in relation to American conservatives using it to imply that lgbtqia+ people are trying to "turn" children lgbtqia+. Well, that and pet groomers.
I really love his videos. We're actually on vacation in sweden next week. So if we somehow end up seeing him there i will freak out like a fangirl and kindly respect his privacy and space by not running at him.
That weirdly laid out apt looks like old school college rooms. The back is the bedroom. The next is your library/study and the first is a sitting room or work room. This layout never intend them as bedrooms. The rooms start public and become more private as you go.
Would be perfect planning, if housing prices weren't so extreme that no one person could afford the apartment for themselves. So yeah, it probably started out like that, but roommates ruined the good design.
It is actually shown that Pokémon are eaten as food in the earlier seasons. The main example I can think of is magikarp. It was a cultural delicacy in one of the towns Ash visited
In regards to the eating Pokémon bit: Yes. Ash literally asks if Professer Oak was gonna eat his Crab Pokémon. Oak says no, but that he might eat his nephews bigger one. There's also an episode in the Alolan seasons where they make ice-cream out of Miltank milk. Kiawe sells the milk every morning to residents.
I technically could talk about anything for 30 minutes. Because I have the power of adhd. I not only hyperfocus on certain things but I also get lost when I talk and could go from a to z in seconds. But to be more specific I'd talk to them about sewing. I love sewing. I've sewn already a few pieces of clothing I wear outside and could talk hours about where I got the fabric, planning, pattern making etc.
If I had to talk about one topic for thirty minutes, I would definitely go for my ocs' and the story I'm writing them into. Not only could I carry on for hours without a single break, but I would also scare the shit out of my kidnappers talking about Blake Verdon and his passion for murdering children because he had an unhappy childhood. Or Rebeca, who was abused and beaten by her own family and now wakes up every day just to remind herself that no, torturing people is NOT an okay way to deal with your issues. I feel like any kidnapper would get really worried listening to e talk about my stories. I know my parents do.
Same here. My only problem would be keeping my brain on task and not just spiraling off into the abyss of broken train of thought, and my inability to speak clearly
28:53 yes, they actually do. Slowpoke tails are seen as a common dish and can even be bought, cooked and eaten in form of curry. Pokedex entries also specify that humans eat pokemon, and so do other species.
I've done my time in Halifax and between Pearl (the oyster mascot) and Woody the talking Christmas tree, I'm convinced Halifax is where all the Eldridge horrors get exiled to
"comitting incest" . what reactionary bs. it isn't a crime, or at least it shouldnt be treated as one. Who's the victim here? Same age, mutually consenting, no particular power dynamic in her favor. If anything, she's the victim of coercion by guilt trip if there HAS to be a victim. Which there doesn't. And for all those who wrongly believe that it all hinges on making a baby, you need more than one generation of incest to produce an unhealthy baby. Maybe more, I forget the details, but it's on wikipedia and stuff.
12:40 In the past, lots of houses were built like this. Having 2 rooms in a row made it easier for parents to care and watch over their kids (ie. make sure there were no unwanted visitors nor unwanted activities on the daughter's rooms)
There are many things I can talk about for 30 minutes just because I'm autistic and love to infodump. Cats, my cat Opal, jellyfish, cyptids, and mythology are just a few of my special interests that I could talk about!
@@EchoL0C0 These questions might be a bit personal, but how is your perception of time? Does caffeine have a reverse effect, work to well, or not do anything at all for you? Do you get distracted in the middle of a task by another task, which you start doing even though you haven't completed the other(s)?
@@hithere911 Oh it's no problem, though I don't know how helpful I'll be. I think my perception of time is normal, maybe a bit exaggerated compared to neurotypical people. Like, time goes fast when I'm absorbed, and slow when I'm bored, and normally otherwise. I THINK this faster/ slower effect is a bit more severe compared to neurotypical people, but it's just a gut feeling. My parents are Mormon, so I've never had caffeine, and won't until I finally move out on my own. I get distracted pretty easily. For example, right now I'm playing a game, but I paused it to look at a video, which I paused to reply to this comment. It's not usually so severe, but these interrupts are definitely not uncommon. Does that help at all? Let me know if you have any more questions! :)
I forgot that that game had a sequel. And I think that’s more the lore than the plot. The plot is “bad guy wants to use forbidden knowledge to do bad stuff. Now to listen to people prattle on and unlock the map”
29:00 People do, in fact, eat Pokemon! There's a whole minigame in SM where the goal is to eat as many as possible... I'm not kidding, it's called the Battle Buffet.
You just described the Reverse Dungeon from 2nd Ed DnD. A unique Greater Mimic takes on the form of a helpless woman so the heroes will "save" her. Unfortunately it can only mimic words it has heard, which was mostly just her screaming "no, no, no, please don't eat me!"
I teach Latin to my chickens while I do my chicken chores (feeding, cleaning up, watering, collecting eggs and making sure they're safe). Those lectures easily run 35 minutes and we're still going over first declension verbs and basic nouns. Chickens have a problem learning new languages and their writing is just chicken scratch.
That bad house layout is common here in New Orleans, LA, USA. It’s called a “shotgun house” and all the rooms are lined up like that. The houses are from the late 1800s and early 1900s before air conditioning and used large windows to get air circulating through the entire house from front to back. Like streamlining a house. But yeah, privacy wasn’t as important when you’ve got 100 degree weather.
12:52 these are called railroad houses, because they are built like train cars would be, in a row. They were built as tenements in the late 1800's to early 1900's in nyc and were mostly populated by poor families. Each family, often 5 people or more, would live in a single room, sharing the kitchen facilities with other families
28:54 yes actually! in the anime its casually brushed over a few times that all of the "beef" is made from Miltanks and Tauros, the milk from Miltanks, the edible plants from grass types, etc :D
I used to be a university lecturer and Once a year, I held a seminar that was 6 hours with one break. I think I can do this. By the way, I taught statistics. So good luck to the kidnappers!
20:00 I would talk about my special interest. The kidnappers would regret their existence because I can go for HOURS about overarching significance of storytelling over centuries
30 minutes? Rookie numbers. I can go on and on and on about the story I've been writing in my head for 10 years with full mythology and everything. They'd be BEGGING me to shut the hell up about it and they'd let me go
Yep, one thing they mentioned is slowpoke tails being a delicacy the great part about slowpoke tails is that they don’t feel any pain when the tail is removed and I believe they can regrow the tail (not sure but it makes sense since they do use the tail for fishing so they probably lose them in the wild)
about the 30 minute topic, I would probably talk about touhou lore, that shit is deep, very deep, and with so many characters to talk about, it would be posible to be there for atleast 2 hours because of the amount of info that there is for each and everyone of them and their stories and lesser known facts about everything
[13:00] They've just made the hallway part of the bedrooms to get away with dividing up the building into microscopic apartments. Also, it's gross & unhygienic to have the washing machine in the kitchen. (Though it still beats the grotesque bacterial _petri dish_ that is the shared basement laundry...)
Yeah shared basement laundry is fucking disgusting. Compared to it being in a kitchen, in a kitchen the area is cleaned daily or almost daily but in a basement it gets cleaned like once or twice a month sometimes only once every several months
for pokemon, since its a generally futuristic setting, i always assumed that most food was synthetic or berry-based and eating pokemon was reserved for less advanced places, certain cultures/lifestyles, expensive luxuries, or black markets. i think i'd want to try one of the pokemon with questionable physiology though. like, can you just.. walk up and drink a milcery?
So by that logic would irl UK be less civilized than irl Japan? Because in Johto Slowpoke tails being eaten is seen as a bad thing but in Galar they don't care as much.
OK, I know why all the bedrooms in that apartment were all in a row. Those apartments were built to house poor immigrants,, like, a hundred years ago. You'd have a poor family living in each of those rooms. Then they converted them into actual apartments, that are, like, humane, and apparently the person who designed that one decided to make it a 3 bedroom apartment, instead of making one of the rooms into a separate living room. But yeah, they are too narrow for hallways, so you have to have one room leading into the next, and you can't really change the internal layout too much without messing up the historical buildings.
Shotgun houses, as well as dogrun houses are still a thing in the US South. Rather space and energy efficient, too. That was a really poorly laid out apartment. Shotgun houses have small hallways that run the length of the building and have rooms to each side of the main hallway. The apartment in the video might have been a variation used in the immigrant ghettos in New York, but never down here.
For my thirty-minute talk, I’d go with one of three things: Iron Man, One Piece, and animals (specifically, unusual facts about a variety of species). I could talk about any one of these for over an hour, if I really get into it, so it wouldn’t be that hard for me, tbh. I have adhd and cannot enjoy things in moderation. 🙃
@@kimelf8852 It's been two years, and I'm not going to rant at you too much, but of all the typical shonen series, One Piece is, by far, the best. Highest recommend.
I love this subreddit. it's so amazing.... of course I'm not insane enough to read/watch it by myself I just love watching peoples reactions to it cuz it may be cursed but it's better when we're All in This Together :)
That tooth one felt just that extra uncomfortable. I’ve just gotten my braces taken off and a broken incisor glued back on so my teeth are very sensitive in a painful way
4:21 "Scam version of Spotifiy" just reminded me back when my family used limewire. The one time I downloaded a file it was actually porn in disguise. Worst part is I was looking for an animated movie.
I would absolutely talk about tarantulas/spiders. I am actually thinking of starting a podcast so my singular friend doesn't have to listen to me talk for literal hours every day about tarantulas. My parents always said if I was kidnapped I'd be returned or executed within 10 minutes cause I'd annoy the heck out of the kidnapper.
I'm glad to see Click is a TF2 fan. It feels like the game never gets old, and when it does, you always end up in the game again eventually chucking sandwiches at people and conga dancing off cliffs
I get stuck on where does all the stuff come from if there aren't people? Where do they get gas/fuel? Where do new car parts come from? How do they get fixed or replace broken parts, or change air filters? I have questions!
I could easily go on for at least 30 minutes about things I've learned in my quest to be a good ally/advocate for my trans kiddo, and positive Bible stuff that I see as connected to that. 🙏❤🏳🌈🏳⚧
the bad architecture one reminds me of living in Kansas, both of our houses had the bathrooms (the only bathroom) through one of the bedrooms. not even the master bedroom, just a normal side bedroom with the only bathroom of the house in t and no second entrance.
If i had to talk about one topic for 30 minutes: Wich fictional charecter is the the most op when compared to their abilities as displayed in the real life animal kingdom: Joshi -> potential only female spiecies like the mexican wiped tailed lizard or kirby -> can get powers by ingesting items like different kinds of seaslugs eat and absorb jellyfish stingers a weapon in their bodies like the blue glaucus. then disgussing how the ultimate animal would be made including: Shooting blood from its eyes(horned lizard) Have spines on its tougne (cats) fuse the body to a mate permenantly (anglerfish) and having eyes on the tip of its arms(sea stars). the list continues.
If I were held at gunpoint and had to talk for 30 minutes, I'd be golden. Being a professor with ADHD means I have to work NOT to monolog.
Ikr, when making narratives in my head out of boredom I overexplain something really dumb
I once found myself walking in circles having an inner monologue for an entire hour straight, and was only able to pull myself out of it because I suddenly remembered I was in the middle of a conversation with a friend over text. Talking for 30 minutes to survive would be one of the easiest things I've ever done.
@@KingNedya @echo
OMG! I'm not the only one who does this! I've before given myself a tension headache gritting my teeth during a particularly angry diatribe to literally nobody inside my own head.
a real challenge to me would be if i had to not speak anything at all for 30 min, i blurt out stuff when im alone and also when people are around
@@bkern1975 same
Fun fact: musky husky is a term in the furry fandom and refers to fursuiters who smell really really bad.
Thanks for this info that i did not want or need to know
Another fun fact! It's a kink too
Weird fact: It's also for the yiff part of the furry fandom, people with musk kinks love it.
I'm a furry and I did not know that, could someone hand me the bleach?
Why do you know 😭
I get what the NFT cosplayer was going for, but it is the perfect example of one of the things wrong with Crytobros. They are so myopic and fanatical that they literally can't see anything wrong with what they are doing, especially the Bored Ape Yacht Club Crypptobros.
I mean, some of them are publicly fascist, so they might have realized
@@succusage3966 they literally have racism easter eggs in some of their nfts lol
crypto is crazy there is probably Adolf Hitler bored ape out there selling for 1m or something
I don’t, it wasn’t even a cosplay, it was a photoshop.
@@wozaow Theres literally George Floyd NFTs that make fun of him.
As a Bri’ish person, I can confirm that the political ad does not have a different meaning in British English. But then again, with the Tories being the Tories, I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them genuinely wanted to dismember the homeless.
It solves any potential problem with meat supply while cleaning up the streets, though. Win-win?
And wasn't it some brilliant Brit who decided to cut down a million trees to put up some wind gennies because carbon?
Boris left his diary in the photocopier again...
@@dmgroberts5471 Golden Gryphon probably wants workhouses back
bri'ish unite XD
Completely unrelated: my cats go INSANE when they hear the yaaaaaaaaay from the beginning of your videos. They can be anywhere in the house, I let your "yaaaay" play and I'm now surrounded by four very curious cats.
Armstrong might’ve been “arm strong”, but every over part of his body was utterly weak.
What about his forehead? You could land a jumbo jet on it
Oh, um. Never mind. That was the most gruesome thing I've witnessed
Nope... Just his neck was weak... If you look at just about every video where a Stretch Armstrong blows up... The tears almost always start at the neck
Senator Armstrong?
@@Devilyaki show me a good time Jack!
So just a note for people about the house with the bedrooms within bedrooms. In a lot of places it's illegal to advertise anything as a "bedroom" if you have to walk through another bedroom to get to it. Technically speaking what we were shown is a one-bedroom apartment with two very large closets.
This is because advertising these rooms as private bedrooms is unethical and untruthful, and it prevents people from advertising closets as bedrooms.
Just an fyi for y'all renting from evil people like this. Remember, every time a landlord has to pay out damages after being sued by a tenant, an emotional support demon gets its wings.
Edit: almost forgot to mention that it's also a massive fire hazard.
some old buildings in Paris are built this way, just chains of rooms with no hallways.
I feel like it's just me being really tired after work but your comment is confusing me a bit.
It's illegal to advertise closets as bedrooms when they are clearly bedrooms because you have to walk through one to get to the others?
Why even design it that way? Why not just add a door on the far end and use the middle room as a living room or storage area or something?
@@colewest7096 It's illegal to advertise walk-through rooms as bedrooms. Whether they are intended or used as bedrooms doesn't matter. Though i'd argue these ones aren't clearly bedrooms in the first place. They're pretty much useless for anything with all the weird angles.
As for why, i imagine somebody ended up with a long string of oddly shaped rooms and tried to make the most money from it.
The chained bedrooms are actually a traditional house design used when building on thin plots of land. It's called a "shotgun house," so called because you can fire a shotgun from the front door and have the buckshot go through every door to every room and then hit the back door. They're extremely common in certain parts of the USA, especially in the Deep South. The law you're referring to is 100% a local law, because you best believe that a shotgun house with two bedrooms is advertised as having two bedrooms every time I've seen one for sale or for rent, and having lived in New Orleans, I've seen a LOT of them.
That said, this design is weird because it appears to be an apartment that loops back on itself, which makes me think it was retrofitted from a commercial building, as the placement of the water and power lines being only in one area of the house is very rare in multi-family residential construction. It's likely also trying to work around interior structural elements that can't be moved such as load-bearing columns. It's not some kind of evil plot by a scummy landlord, it's someone trying to cram an apartment into a space that wasn't designed for it. And it wouldn't be false advertising anyway, because not only can you clearly see that the rooms are lined up like that, but as any person who has had someone just walk into their room can tell you, a bedroom does not imply privacy. Only if you specifically advertise a "private bedroom" would that potentially be a false advertising thing.
@@maledictionwolf I see *why* that could lead to false advertising and why saying that no room that is only accessible by going through another room can be called a bedroom would prevent that. Let's say you had two bedrooms with walk-in closets, an unscrupulous landlord might mark that as "4 bedrooms". A law preventing counting rooms only accessible from bedrooms as additional bedrooms is an easy way to prevent that and provide a solid definition of "bedroom".
But yes, that's definitely a local law. I grew up in a house in Ohio that had three bedrooms arranged in a loop, so that two were accessible from the hall but one was only accessible from those two. We had no such limiting definition of bedroom.
W.r.t to the shown property not being a malicious scam...personally, I'd say if one is trying to squeeze an apartment into something that so poorly fits the layout that at least one of the bedrooms is practically unusable thanks to its weird shape that is indeed a scam by a scummy landlord. Three bedrooms don't reasonably fit in that space so they should be calling it *maybe* two and a "bonus room".
Cutting homeless people in half does sound like a tory policy tbh.
"Have you tried kill the poor and cut VAT?'"
Not surprised.
Thought the same thing 😅 !
Frrr
Dorries is at it again…
The snake climbing the tree was the opposite of TIHI. Really neat vid. Didn't know silent discos were a thing until now.
The brain organoids ("brains in a dish") are incredibly cool. If I remember correctly, the retina started to accidentally spontaneously grow on them, so they decided to try and grow them like that on purpose. They're now also experimenting with adding several types of organoids together to see how they connect, and how the barrier between them forms. It's so cool
Cool and horrifying. Thank, I hate it.
nope. Nuh uh. I don't want to ever see that again. Really cool that scientists are doing that but also f off. Really horrifying.
@@maestrofeli4259 "Cool. Now fuck off to all the way over there"
"Robot that eats organisms for fuel"
Congrats, you just made the first step to making horizon zero dawn a reality
Exactly what i said
Yup first step to making a faro plague
Here come the sloppy dolphins!
I thought Terminator and The Matrix XD
Wasn't Sobek born in like 2020? I am mildly concerned.
That Armstrong was quite fascinating. I would've loved to just fully jump upon it in the hopes of it bouncing me in the air.
It will swallow you like foam and you will sink inside until youre suffocating
Imagine a pool full of those inflated Armstrongs. Forbidden ball pit
@@0gammag0 forbidden waterbed
About if they eat Pokémon: yeah they do, it's canonical. In the anime Ash drools thinking about a Magikarp sushi, they are stated to be eaten by other Pokémon in some of their Pokédex entries, and in the games it's stated Slowpokes' tails are a gourmet delicacy (so much the first time we find Team Rocket in the Gen 2 games is them cutting out Slowpoke's tails to sell on the black market).
If I remember correctly one of the games even has a cookbook with the magicarp file recipe in it in one of the bookshelves.
Farfetch'd are delicious when cooked with their leek
@@ledhyper4282 Yeah I remember that Farfetch'd went almost extinct because they're so delicous when cooked with their leek :D
About the peeled Pokemon: first is Mr.Mime as correctly stated, second would be Tangela, third looks like Medicham and the last one is Shuckle (for everyone that might have wondered) :D
Thanks, I hate it.
it blows my mind that theres people that still dont know this hahaha
I could talk about diamonds for hours. I worked in a jewelry store for almost a decade and I was able to take classes to become a certified Gemologist & Diamontologist. I even spent a week at the company's corporate office learning how to grade diamonds. A close second would be makeup...or piercings.
If I had to talk about something for 30 minutes I'd be set. I once talked to my friend about my current interest for 2 hours without stopping. The story of it is already confusing and takes a while to explain, but I could go on for even longer if I wanted to go on about the cringey fandom, ships, theories, or headcanons.
Lmao I feel this, if someone gets me talking about my interests my ADHD ass will NOT shut up until I either finally realize I've been rambling for too long about something the other person almost definitely doesn't care about or they stop me themself
If TOLD to pick a topic and just enthuse about it for a half hour I'd just explain the events of the Tankmen series and then once that context is laid down just fill the rest of that time with talking about my two ships and my AUs and my fancharacters and why I'm mad that under that one Tweet from the series creator it seems everybody is freaking out about what would have been Tankmen 3 and just sleeping on the limited info about 2.5 which very clearly would have continued that background sideplot that was running in the background of all four released episodes and would have probably been a really good episode and...
Damn this is a mood. I'd just talk about my writing projects...I once rambled about one for 20 minutes straight.
I am currently ill, and it’s causing a lot of complications in my life right now, but seeing a Click video always makes me smile.
Hope you get better soon! :D
Get better soon!
Get better soon
Get better and Mango will hug you ;)
Get better soon~❤️
The topic I could talk about for 30 minutes would be complaining how the world doesn't care about disabled people. I'm pretty sure the kidnappers wouldn't be thrilled at having to listen to my diatribe.
Mine would be how illnesses in 3rd world countries are treated like nothing until a 1st world country gets sick.
Like. Suffer with me bish.
I’d probably talk about how ads have become the way they are today, why on the internet said ads towards children have become so utterly obnoxius and oversexualized and finally mention how ads are ruining the enviroment (which sounds suspicially like a conspiracy), but honestly, you two got me interested in what you’d say
Honestly, and this is a major tonal shift from you guys, but I'd just start talking about Kirby lore and the themes of the games...
12 hours later I might finish the short version of it.
This was an instinctual answer from me.
For me it would probably be about dante's inferno, you need to know a lot about where you're going after all
Honestly yeah. The world doesn't give two shits. We aren't even an after thought most of the time, we're not a thought. People are so cruel but half of them don't even realize how awful they're being
That BRED one gets even worse... she's inside a "mating cage" they put the female cows in the cage so they won't kick the breeding male off them
I figured that's what that was but I thought the head hole was too narrow to allow cow heads through.
...Unless they aren't supposed to let them through, in which case please forgive my ignorance of cow things.
Either way, it's weird as hell but it's not currently hurting anyone. Not sure how the kid will feel later though. 🤔
@@colewest7096 The head hole is hinged, you put the head through and then close it behind so that they can’t back out.
Edit: After a short google, turns out that it was just activists trying to stir up controversy. I heard it called that a few times and assumed it was a colloquialism for it. There are issues with the dairy farming industry, certainly, but yeah calling it this was to stir up emotions by associating basic artificial insemination with a terrible crime.
(Comment before edit) It gets much worse than that if you know the colloquial name for it. An 'r' rack, where 'r' is the first letter of a terrible crime, related to the original comment.
@@midnight4685 Holy hell! I had no idea that's what their nickname was. I knew what they were from school trips to a local dairy farm. But as the family that owned and operated the farm was very traditional and conservative they would usually avoid any questions about it which just made older kids go find out what it was for online and made it MORE of a joke for the kids to ask.
I figured that it was just a really tasteless pregnancy announcement. Just wondering... when she gave birth, will she use the dairy pumps as well?
I could talk about my childhood trauma for three hours straight and not blink an eye because i literally trauma dump all the time and am extremely good at over sharing and making my trauma sound funny
I’ve always been the only person in the room laughing and smiling, and people get ANGRY that I answered the invasive question they kept going at.
In this area of the Midwest it’s common to what I call “misery contests”, where you try to one-up the last person. “I froze my butt off on the ride here” “I haven’t had heat in my car all week” “I spent weeks without heat once”… It just happens.
Or I’d be online and someone pesters me for details.
“Look, I have PTSD. I have since I was in elementary school. You don’t want to know. … Seriously, it’s bad. … Ok, you really wanna know? … you’re sure?”
Then I got kicked from the discord or whatever.
I don’t have discord installed anywhere.
24:32 This is legitimately beautiful, Possibly even better than watching a snake fly through the air!
The "cutting the homeless in half" was an actual Freudian slip from the conservative party heh.
Slip? It's probably policy knowing them!
@@sharonbunn2363 I think they might consider it to be a modest proposal.
I looked it up a while back, and it's not an actual ad. It's political satire, that _no one_ questioned.
@@Star-vf8vz Let's be honest here, it would be their policy if they thought the general public would accept it.
@@sharonbunn2363 a freudian slip is saying what you actually mean when you meant to hide your true intentions
What Click doesn't know is that 1/100 bath bombs contain a bathbomb shark that hides inside of it, and then when the bathbomb is used it gets released and hides under the foam. Eventually nibbling on your toes when you get in.
1/1000 bathbombs contain the golden bathbomb shark
I literally screamed when I saw ntf cosplay in the title lmao
My son and I decided today that there needs to be an anime with a hero that accidentally keeps doing evil things and a villain whose evil activities consistently lead to positive results. Like a good guy who tries to withdraw money at the bank and they confuse him for a burglar. Or a villain who poisons the water supply and it leads to a discovery of government corruption and greatly improves the quality of the crops, reducing local hunger.
THIS IS GENIUS
So that one prozd skit pretty much
I cannot stop laughing at Cliccy’s reaction to the video at 30:05, it’s the exact same expression as when you show an animal a magic trick. Like… all of the brainpower is going into being confused, other than that it is no thoughts head empty
There are actually lady mimics in a couple of CastleVania games, and they're decently designed. One in particular works really well, I think, but maybe it's just because I was dumb enough to actually fall for it, even after having experienced the lady mimic from the previous game. >.>
The one from Aria of Sorrow actually screams "Help me" lol
But it's a succubus if I remember correctly
@@ls0l4ce Yeah, and it's disguised as a Miko from the Hakuba shrine, so it almost seems like a new character at first! XD
Given how few of them have any noticeable number of NPCs at all, it's doubly embarassing.
Lady mimic, is that a new name for a transvestite?
Actually asking, as curious
@@acatnamedtaz2167 Nah, it's just a thing from the video. A mimic is a creature in a dungeon that imitates treasure or a person. You're probably just thinking of how drag queens might call themselves "female impersonators" to differentiate themselves from both cis and trans women.
"Imagine a tardigrade the size of a puppy." someone hasn't watched Star Trek Discovery .. LOL
There are some cute stuffed toys, too.
@@goldengryphon What really? i think i need to do some research...
@@goldengryphon Omg really? A water teddy bear? I wants.
3:39 I could have lived a good, rich and happy life without the image of Boogie's boogussy, but here we are...
NOOOOO WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
@@imbatbat303 they're fluent in tumblrnese
HOW did i not see that.
@@roygbivsol that was the first thing I saw…..
Just to let you know if you didn’t already, the reason far fetched is rare in the first generations is exactly the reason you brought up, they were considered a delicacy, and eaten to near extinction
Similar problem with Slowpoke. In the first gen games, Slowpoke tail is a delicacy.
@@animeartist888slopoke taile can be removed and regrown though, so that's different
The one about the sister's, uh. Relationship. With her dying brother. I've heard a few times now how that sort of thing can be a trauma response, basically. Close siblings put into an awful, stressful situation who end up doing the naughties (or wanting to, or feeling weird attraction, etc). I truly, genuinely hope she's able to find a good therapist who can help her work through her feelings and her guilt regarding the situation. :(
I love the NFT cosplay so much but then again I love all cursed cosplays
This is the only reason to like the NFT cosplay
I'm convinced people in the Pokemon world have tried eating every single one of them to see which ones are edible or at least produce something that is. Some of my favorite examples that are cannon are Chansey eggs, Shuckle's body fluids, Gabite scales, and Slowpoke tails
Ya think a corphish is edible? Buttered corphish doesn't sound that bad.
And sushi made out of Magikarp.. Brock and Ash were thinking of cooked Magikarp in an episode xD
I think Sharpedo was one of them too
@@AnoukhHellstream
That was just an imagine spot. In the same episode, Misty confirmed that Magikarp are mostly scales and bones.
@@Doryzitter Definitely. The only question is if they taste more like crayfish or lobster.
Or both.
...now I want crayfish! D:
If I had to talk about a topic for 30 minutes in order to survive, I would tell the entire Five Nights at Freddy's lore and all of my own theories and fanfic stories. Also, I would not allow the kidnappers to leave until I had finished the entire thing. They would probably be stuck with me for about 19 hours, maybe more if I wanted to talk about how hot Ballora and Springtrap were.
Same, I could go on for ages about theories and how they could be proven/disproven and how they would fit in with other theories and what is already known about the canon and how the stereotypical au originated and how it changed and why every different ship is/isn't good and why they could/couldn't be canonical and all the theories for who possessed what animatronic and what games/books are canonical (fazbear frights, Charlie trilogy and FNaF world) plus about how and when each and every character died (if they did) plus how each event fits into the timeline.
poor soul will die of old age by the time you finish
@@milantosic but he will come back...
@@kadenvoodoo2053 he always comes back..
Honestly I would explain the JoJo's lore, completely, from Phantom Blood to JoJolion and the light novels, then I would explain why Gold Experience Requiem and Tusk act IV are opposites and Araki reset the universe to avoid those two from fighting because they can kill all live beings in all time and universe.
A NFT cosplay is more of a "OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO" instead of a "thanks i hate it"
Hmm, are you a real woman?
@@mrfrogkingg Yea with a really broken humor >:)
26:30 that's by the Conservative party, who have been the UK government since 2010. That's not bad phrasing, that's said exactly how they mean it.
The organism eating robots is LITERALLY the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn!
I mean, that's not the WHOLE plot...
@@SoMuchFacepalm When one of the plot points is "Robots are about to eat the entire biosphere", everything else is a side quest at best.
@@CteCrassus I meant the Robots eating the biosphere was a point of the plot before the game starts. It's backstory.
@@SoMuchFacepalm The threat of the robots eating the biosphere *again* is the entire plot of the game.
@@CteCrassus That's the reveal at the end, I would argue getting to that point is most of the plot. There's also a big difference between robots eating the biosphere, maybe, in the future, and having it happen a second time.
You're one of the few creators I know that hasn't been accused of doing shady stuff and I hope that doesn't happen. I just wanna watch someone's videos without the nagging thought that they're homophobic, or racist, or a groomer, or completely toxic, and I love that you, One Topic, and Jammidodger give me that
Honestly, Same. So many UA-camrs these past years are leaving UA-cam, dead, or in some deep sh1t.
(Examples; Corpse, Technoblade(F in chat), and Creepshow Art.)
Right? Like the click had a controversy once about the time he said a slur like 12 years ago but even then he apologised and nothing’s happened since to my knowledge
I haven't heard anything bad about NaturesTemper yet. 🤞
@@deathsecretary2055 oooo their channel looks cool, I'll have to watch them sometime! (By watch them I mean binge and by sometime I mean right now)
What does the term "groomer" mean in this context? I've only really ever heard the term in relation to American conservatives using it to imply that lgbtqia+ people are trying to "turn" children lgbtqia+. Well, that and pet groomers.
I really love his videos. We're actually on vacation in sweden next week. So if we somehow end up seeing him there i will freak out like a fangirl and kindly respect his privacy and space by not running at him.
I imagine you'll respectfully walk up to him and hang out for a minute or 2 then after leaving the pleasure of his company, THEN you'll fangirl
In the furry fandom Musky husky refers to someone who doesn’t wash their suit
Think carpet sample
12:48 I actually lived in a house like that for a little while, I had to walk through my mom's bedroom to get in or out of my room =_=
That weirdly laid out apt looks like old school college rooms. The back is the bedroom. The next is your library/study and the first is a sitting room or work room. This layout never intend them as bedrooms. The rooms start public and become more private as you go.
I like that idea! Perfect planning!
Would be perfect planning, if housing prices weren't so extreme that no one person could afford the apartment for themselves.
So yeah, it probably started out like that, but roommates ruined the good design.
Respect Click for putting 3 seconds of Star Wars music and risk getting copyright striked to the ground by Disney.
10:30 At least it wasn't as bad as the taxidermy cat that was converted into a drone. I... There are no words to describe any of this.
It is actually shown that Pokémon are eaten as food in the earlier seasons. The main example I can think of is magikarp. It was a cultural delicacy in one of the towns Ash visited
In regards to the eating Pokémon bit: Yes. Ash literally asks if Professer Oak was gonna eat his Crab Pokémon. Oak says no, but that he might eat his nephews bigger one. There's also an episode in the Alolan seasons where they make ice-cream out of Miltank milk. Kiawe sells the milk every morning to residents.
I technically could talk about anything for 30 minutes. Because I have the power of adhd. I not only hyperfocus on certain things but I also get lost when I talk and could go from a to z in seconds. But to be more specific I'd talk to them about sewing. I love sewing. I've sewn already a few pieces of clothing I wear outside and could talk hours about where I got the fabric, planning, pattern making etc.
Thing is, under pressure I might choke up and end up just ranting about my personal issues
@@mrfrogkingg same
If I had to talk about one topic for thirty minutes, I would definitely go for my ocs' and the story I'm writing them into. Not only could I carry on for hours without a single break, but I would also scare the shit out of my kidnappers talking about Blake Verdon and his passion for murdering children because he had an unhappy childhood. Or Rebeca, who was abused and beaten by her own family and now wakes up every day just to remind herself that no, torturing people is NOT an okay way to deal with your issues.
I feel like any kidnapper would get really worried listening to e talk about my stories. I know my parents do.
Same here. My only problem would be keeping my brain on task and not just spiraling off into the abyss of broken train of thought, and my inability to speak clearly
@@kit_kat_kata lol yeah...
The way you closed off the text made me laugh a little hahaha
I'd go with bionicle. It has so much lore that even shortest of retellings take several hours
@@umlautabuser2769 lol yeah. That's a goof option too.
"Talk about one thing for 30 mins straight"
So it all started when this guy named William Afton and his colleague Henry Emily opened a family diner...
28:53 yes, they actually do. Slowpoke tails are seen as a common dish and can even be bought, cooked and eaten in form of curry. Pokedex entries also specify that humans eat pokemon, and so do other species.
I've done my time in Halifax and between Pearl (the oyster mascot) and Woody the talking Christmas tree, I'm convinced Halifax is where all the Eldridge horrors get exiled to
I am seriously concerned for people that Virtue signal committing incest with their younger brother .
Could be worse. Could've produced a Kid.
idk if that was virtue signaling as much as trauma + bargaining
If real, it sounded like she was getting something off her chest?
@@mastermarkus5307 It might have been fanfic but posted in a reddit forum.
"comitting incest" . what reactionary bs. it isn't a crime, or at least it shouldnt be treated as one. Who's the victim here? Same age, mutually consenting, no particular power dynamic in her favor. If anything, she's the victim of coercion by guilt trip if there HAS to be a victim. Which there doesn't. And for all those who wrongly believe that it all hinges on making a baby, you need more than one generation of incest to produce an unhealthy baby. Maybe more, I forget the details, but it's on wikipedia and stuff.
Click: This is what twitter should be, memes not arguments!
r/nonpoliticaltwitter: My time has come!
"While totally not flirting with him." lol
I hate that I read your username as ‘Oldbag’
Somehow that makes your comment both funnier and scarier
7:43 = the reject from little nightmares
12:40 In the past, lots of houses were built like this. Having 2 rooms in a row made it easier for parents to care and watch over their kids (ie. make sure there were no unwanted visitors nor unwanted activities on the daughter's rooms)
i love how the cursedness of all of Click's videos is basically just 'thanks i hate it'
There are many things I can talk about for 30 minutes just because I'm autistic and love to infodump. Cats, my cat Opal, jellyfish, cyptids, and mythology are just a few of my special interests that I could talk about!
Please do!! I'd love to hear about it
I'm a bad at being autistic, I tend to get bored or overwhelmed too quickly with things to obsess over them lol.
@@EchoL0C0 These questions might be a bit personal, but how is your perception of time? Does caffeine have a reverse effect, work to well, or not do anything at all for you? Do you get distracted in the middle of a task by another task, which you start doing even though you haven't completed the other(s)?
@@hithere911 Oh it's no problem, though I don't know how helpful I'll be.
I think my perception of time is normal, maybe a bit exaggerated compared to neurotypical people. Like, time goes fast when I'm absorbed, and slow when I'm bored, and normally otherwise. I THINK this faster/ slower effect is a bit more severe compared to neurotypical people, but it's just a gut feeling.
My parents are Mormon, so I've never had caffeine, and won't until I finally move out on my own.
I get distracted pretty easily. For example, right now I'm playing a game, but I paused it to look at a video, which I paused to reply to this comment. It's not usually so severe, but these interrupts are definitely not uncommon.
Does that help at all? Let me know if you have any more questions! :)
@@EchoL0C0 I was asking because it sounds like you have ADHD as well.
The robots eating organic matter, including humans, is literally the plot for Horizon: Zero dawn and its sequel.
I forgot that that game had a sequel.
And I think that’s more the lore than the plot. The plot is “bad guy wants to use forbidden knowledge to do bad stuff. Now to listen to people prattle on and unlock the map”
@@GretchZ Fair point and accurate description.
29:00 People do, in fact, eat Pokemon! There's a whole minigame in SM where the goal is to eat as many as possible... I'm not kidding, it's called the Battle Buffet.
You just described the Reverse Dungeon from 2nd Ed DnD. A unique Greater Mimic takes on the form of a helpless woman so the heroes will "save" her. Unfortunately it can only mimic words it has heard, which was mostly just her screaming "no, no, no, please don't eat me!"
If I had to talk about a single topic for 30 mins straight I could easily go on a rant about video games or anime.
I teach Latin to my chickens while I do my chicken chores (feeding, cleaning up, watering, collecting eggs and making sure they're safe). Those lectures easily run 35 minutes and we're still going over first declension verbs and basic nouns. Chickens have a problem learning new languages and their writing is just chicken scratch.
I never thought i would hear anyone say “I love my throat-bags.” Thank you for making my day extra blursed, Click 👏
I would definitely talk about how misunderstood people are about Napoleon’s “small stature”
He was of average height for the time but only small by our standards
@@a_d3mon He was about 5'5".
That bad house layout is common here in New Orleans, LA, USA. It’s called a “shotgun house” and all the rooms are lined up like that. The houses are from the late 1800s and early 1900s before air conditioning and used large windows to get air circulating through the entire house from front to back. Like streamlining a house. But yeah, privacy wasn’t as important when you’ve got 100 degree weather.
12:52 these are called railroad houses, because they are built like train cars would be, in a row. They were built as tenements in the late 1800's to early 1900's in nyc and were mostly populated by poor families. Each family, often 5 people or more, would live in a single room, sharing the kitchen facilities with other families
28:54 yes actually! in the anime its casually brushed over a few times that all of the "beef" is made from Miltanks and Tauros, the milk from Miltanks, the edible plants from grass types, etc :D
I used to be a university lecturer and Once a year, I held a seminar that was 6 hours with one break. I think I can do this. By the way, I taught statistics. So good luck to the kidnappers!
That mental image just made my day, thank you XD
20:00 I would talk about my special interest. The kidnappers would regret their existence because I can go for HOURS about overarching significance of storytelling over centuries
talking about special interests gang!!!
ME
30 minutes? Rookie numbers. I can go on and on and on about the story I've been writing in my head for 10 years with full mythology and everything. They'd be BEGGING me to shut the hell up about it and they'd let me go
28:55 you do in fact, eat the Pokemon, that is very much canon in both the games and anime
Yep, one thing they mentioned is slowpoke tails being a delicacy the great part about slowpoke tails is that they don’t feel any pain when the tail is removed and I believe they can regrow the tail (not sure but it makes sense since they do use the tail for fishing so they probably lose them in the wild)
about the 30 minute topic, I would probably talk about touhou lore, that shit is deep, very deep, and with so many characters to talk about, it would be posible to be there for atleast 2 hours because of the amount of info that there is for each and everyone of them and their stories and lesser known facts about everything
I've wanted to get into Touhou for years!! I don't know it's lore tho
May you teach me?? :))
That's no cosplay, that's a sleep paralysis demon
Are you saying sleep paralysis demons are ugly? That's rude
@@Sr_ECO I say it's a sleep paralysis demon FOR the sleep paralysis demon
“It’s okay, he is more afraid of you than you are of him”
*Starts squeezing duck rapidly*
13:30
Not gonna mention the glove veterinarians use for reaching up a cow's rear exit to check the womb?
[13:00] They've just made the hallway part of the bedrooms to get away with dividing up the building into microscopic apartments.
Also, it's gross & unhygienic to have the washing machine in the kitchen. (Though it still beats the grotesque bacterial _petri dish_ that is the shared basement laundry...)
Yeah shared basement laundry is fucking disgusting. Compared to it being in a kitchen, in a kitchen the area is cleaned daily or almost daily but in a basement it gets cleaned like once or twice a month sometimes only once every several months
for pokemon, since its a generally futuristic setting, i always assumed that most food was synthetic or berry-based and eating pokemon was reserved for less advanced places, certain cultures/lifestyles, expensive luxuries, or black markets.
i think i'd want to try one of the pokemon with questionable physiology though. like, can you just.. walk up and drink a milcery?
So by that logic would irl UK be less civilized than irl Japan? Because in Johto Slowpoke tails being eaten is seen as a bad thing but in Galar they don't care as much.
@@kaelanmcalpine2011 i would sooner put that under different cultures.
@@kaelanmcalpine2011 Slowpokes are poisonous in Galar though, so they can’t eat them, while in Kanto they are normal types so that isn’t a issue.
@@LakinMae5They're water/psychic type in kanto
according to the Pokédex, Basculin is extremely delicious. Also a decent amount of fruit bearing Pokémon are said to shed their fruits painlessly
OK, I know why all the bedrooms in that apartment were all in a row. Those apartments were built to house poor immigrants,, like, a hundred years ago. You'd have a poor family living in each of those rooms. Then they converted them into actual apartments, that are, like, humane, and apparently the person who designed that one decided to make it a 3 bedroom apartment, instead of making one of the rooms into a separate living room. But yeah, they are too narrow for hallways, so you have to have one room leading into the next, and you can't really change the internal layout too much without messing up the historical buildings.
Apparently in most places it's illegal to advertise them as a 3-bedroom apartment
Shotgun houses, as well as dogrun houses are still a thing in the US South. Rather space and energy efficient, too.
That was a really poorly laid out apartment. Shotgun houses have small hallways that run the length of the building and have rooms to each side of the main hallway.
The apartment in the video might have been a variation used in the immigrant ghettos in New York, but never down here.
For my thirty-minute talk, I’d go with one of three things: Iron Man, One Piece, and animals (specifically, unusual facts about a variety of species).
I could talk about any one of these for over an hour, if I really get into it, so it wouldn’t be that hard for me, tbh.
I have adhd and cannot enjoy things in moderation. 🙃
If you'd like, tell me more about those topics!
I'm particularly interested in the animal facts but I'd love to read about all those topics
@@kimelf8852 It's been two years, and I'm not going to rant at you too much, but of all the typical shonen series, One Piece is, by far, the best. Highest recommend.
I love this subreddit. it's so amazing.... of course I'm not insane enough to read/watch it by myself I just love watching peoples reactions to it cuz it may be cursed but it's better when we're All in This Together :)
$5 says if the teacher was male, he would have “mysteriously disappeared“ before he made it to court
3:30 - forget the Matrix, isn't that literally the exact plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn?
I thought the exact same thing
It literally is
whoever made the machine didn't play the game. i won't forget that dolphin story
It is yeaj
About the robot eating human meat, aren’t we just switching from feeding plants our dead bodies to also feeding robots soon?
14:20 - by this logic, a skinwalker is also a furry furry
The snake climbing a tree was amazing! Why was that in TIHI?
19:56
The Fnaf lore or the Star Wars prequels. I shouldn’t have to explain why
That tooth one felt just that extra uncomfortable. I’ve just gotten my braces taken off and a broken incisor glued back on so my teeth are very sensitive in a painful way
I hope your mouth gets better!
@@0gammag0 Thank you- it actually feels much better today :D
24:18 yeah it is so cool how snakes climb trees
4:21
"Scam version of Spotifiy" just reminded me back when my family used limewire. The one time I downloaded a file it was actually porn in disguise. Worst part is I was looking for an animated movie.
I would absolutely talk about tarantulas/spiders. I am actually thinking of starting a podcast so my singular friend doesn't have to listen to me talk for literal hours every day about tarantulas. My parents always said if I was kidnapped I'd be returned or executed within 10 minutes cause I'd annoy the heck out of the kidnapper.
I'm glad to see Click is a TF2 fan. It feels like the game never gets old, and when it does, you always end up in the game again eventually chucking sandwiches at people and conga dancing off cliffs
6:48 He is not carrying that mattress anywhere. He is _wearing_ it. _As a hat._
Oh my god that's somehow worse.
I get stuck on where does all the stuff come from if there aren't people? Where do they get gas/fuel? Where do new car parts come from? How do they get fixed or replace broken parts, or change air filters? I have questions!
Yes, but why does a mattress exist in the first place?
9:05 this implies that meteors are crumbs
God. Messy eaters throwing meteors at us
19:29, for me, it's Doctor Who. Immediately. Just by going of the history of ONE of the characters I can easily fill 30 minutes if not an hour on it.
26:49 no I'm English and I think that's just a Freudian slip on the part of the conservative party.
I could easily go on for at least 30 minutes about things I've learned in my quest to be a good ally/advocate for my trans kiddo, and positive Bible stuff that I see as connected to that. 🙏❤🏳🌈🏳⚧
3:04 "Isn't this just _Terminator_ on crack?"
Nope, this is _Horizon Zero Dawn._
10:45 we named our roomba Gavin The Destroyer. He suits it.
never realized how good it feels to stay up til midnight just to watch a click post
the bad architecture one reminds me of living in Kansas, both of our houses had the bathrooms (the only bathroom) through one of the bedrooms. not even the master bedroom, just a normal side bedroom with the only bathroom of the house in t and no second entrance.
If i had to talk about one topic for 30 minutes: Wich fictional charecter is the the most op when compared to their abilities as displayed in the real life animal kingdom: Joshi -> potential only female spiecies like the mexican wiped tailed lizard or kirby -> can get powers by ingesting items like different kinds of seaslugs eat and absorb jellyfish stingers a weapon in their bodies like the blue glaucus. then disgussing how the ultimate animal would be made including: Shooting blood from its eyes(horned lizard) Have spines on its tougne (cats) fuse the body to a mate permenantly (anglerfish) and having eyes on the tip of its arms(sea stars). the list continues.