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  • @Fox-419
    @Fox-419 Рік тому +125

    a second orca has hit the towers!

    • @c-r
      @c-r Рік тому +11

      That's orca with me!

    • @ozymandias___868
      @ozymandias___868 Рік тому +11

      Orca hit the towers. That reminds me of the national tragedy.

    • @goshohgosh4568
      @goshohgosh4568 Рік тому +12

      Damn you SeaWorld Abu Dhabi!!!

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Рік тому +1

      Whale blubber can't melt Steel beams. *WAKE UP SHEEPLE!*
      (I know orcas are actually dolphins. )

    • @rapalbumdepot7648
      @rapalbumdepot7648 2 місяці тому +1

      Well that confirms WWF is involved

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Рік тому +23

    I stand in solidarity with the orca rebels in their continued fight against oceanic colonialism.

  • @kohhna
    @kohhna Рік тому +24

    Critical but absolutely unconditional support to our Orca brothers and sisters. One world, one struggle!

  • @uppsie
    @uppsie Рік тому +17

    listening to felix explaining the backstory to dark souls reminds me of when i was a little kid and i would try to explain pokemon to my dad and i really resonated with it

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Рік тому

      It made complete sense in the context of the discussion. Seath the betrayer more like. I'm assuming you were talking with your dad about doing his very best, like no one ever was, and the discussion was in reference to Jeffery Epstein.

  • @Grumpygrump2
    @Grumpygrump2 Рік тому +21

    This episode is dedicated to the brave Tulkun warriors fighting for freedom in our oceans.

  • @TheGhostPanel
    @TheGhostPanel Рік тому +15

    Cannot believe "Born to Krill" did not get a laugh. Amazing.

  • @stilgar2007
    @stilgar2007 Рік тому +21

    I for one welcome our new orca overlords and pledge my fealty.

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Рік тому +15

    This episode is dedicated to the brave Orcinahideen fighters in the Atlantic

  • @joelnicholson
    @joelnicholson Рік тому +12

    I,for one, welcome our new cetacean overlords.

  • @ogreboy8843
    @ogreboy8843 Рік тому +20

    Are we sure these orcas havent just been playing too many violent video games?

  • @TomFrichek
    @TomFrichek Рік тому +18

    Knights for White Gladys

    • @tommyhowsthepeeping
      @tommyhowsthepeeping Рік тому +5

      i have pledged my katana to the White Gladys the new shogun of the sea

    • @callmecalicoo
      @callmecalicoo Рік тому +2

      My life for White Gladis!

    • @pr00de
      @pr00de Рік тому +1

      never reaching the end...

  • @zheega2184
    @zheega2184 Рік тому +9

    "That is great advice if you are a Werewolf" lmao

  • @Sudderdwn
    @Sudderdwn Рік тому +13

    Orcas go through fads, I think one was they wore salmon like hats and another was breaking outboard motors, kinda hope this one sticks though

  • @seth561
    @seth561 Рік тому +10

    Soon we’ll ride the orca tulkun into battle

  • @FromTheFens219
    @FromTheFens219 Рік тому +18

    Krill pilled

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm Рік тому +9

    Don’t be mistaken, pretty much everyone in congress will make tons of money if the debt ceiling collapses. It is not hard to short the market…

  • @ringo8410
    @ringo8410 Рік тому +11

    We all know that austerity is coming. It always does, whether the debt ceiling is due in large part to the loon caucus on the Republican side or not.

    • @mattgrelee2199
      @mattgrelee2199 Рік тому +2

      It already has, everyone i know that makes 50 to 60k got back like 50$ for they taxes. Almost every year they would get couple grand.

  • @vidzkid76
    @vidzkid76 Рік тому +10

    I choose to believe that this Mayo Pete article is pure scathing satire.

  • @mustbtrouble
    @mustbtrouble Рік тому +12

    RIP Tilikum Only God can judge

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 Рік тому +30

    Felix is getting funnier, I'm glad we're out of the Chapo dark age.

    • @nickbooze9766
      @nickbooze9766 Рік тому +17

      I can't tell if his renaissance is because he's off drugs or back on them.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 Рік тому +15

      No drugs and no playing computer games as he's podcasting? Those mouse clicks in the background were like a part of the shows ambiance, reminding the audience how little he took this show seriously.

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Рік тому +7

      Chapo fans say the same thing every single episode.

    • @conker690
      @conker690 Рік тому +3

      Entering the Chapo white age

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Рік тому +4

      @@conker690 I'm not keen for the Golden Age arc prequels are balls and I don't really care how Will lost his arm against the God Hand

  • @davidpringle4299
    @davidpringle4299 Рік тому +14

    Pianos are gay. Liberace? Elton John? They used to dress pianos in skirts btw.
    Real men play guitar because it is an extension of their penis; kinda like a flute is.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Рік тому +1

      Ma man playing the ol skin flute

  • @Monothefox
    @Monothefox Рік тому +15

    Je suis White Gladis.

  • @pawelkaminski2525
    @pawelkaminski2525 Рік тому +11

    In this, as in most things, Posadas was right. Uphold the Proletarian-Cetacean Alliance!

  • @luispelozo
    @luispelozo Рік тому +8

    Aquaman is finally taking over the surface civilization

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Рік тому +7

    Every single time I hear or read something said by Buttigieg, that percussion loop from "Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000" just start playing in my head. What a fucking Terminator. ChatGPT Buttigieg.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Рік тому

      Ha. Good post. I really enjoy reading posts with a lot of words and or references in them.

  • @karlhungus2335
    @karlhungus2335 Рік тому +6

    The way of water has no beginning and no end

  • @Kimiko1968
    @Kimiko1968 Рік тому +5

    This is one of the funniest episodes EVER! Thank you, it’s freaking depressing right now and I was crying by the end.🤣🤣🤣

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Рік тому +13

    1:12:10 that kind of pure reflexive cackle gives me life. I am incredibly gay

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Рік тому +4

    all i wanna eat's a little taco
    16 hours in el bano
    all i wanna eat's a little taco

  • @grahamcarpenter5135
    @grahamcarpenter5135 Рік тому +5

    Never thought I'd hear the Chapo Boys talking about Seath the Scaleless. For what it's worth the glimpse we get of him in the intro is perfect; it communicates everything about his character that we need to know.
    I'd love to see the boys doing a deep dive on Elden Ring.

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej Рік тому +5

    I now have visions of Vivek, after losing the primary, getting a mysterious letter from Yang to join the Forward Party. And the address is a pineapple under the sea.

  • @steinthor
    @steinthor Рік тому +4

    Melon-baller is a top-notch hyphenated scoop reference

    • @augustgurtisen
      @augustgurtisen Рік тому +1

      Yeah but it's a believable amount that he could loose every day

  • @polemius01
    @polemius01 Рік тому +3

    "Orca Quisling!" Brilliant!

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 Рік тому +3

    Shit. I'm old enough to remember seeing this cover on a VHS box at a family member's house as a kid.
    ... i also remember staring and studying it for maybe 15 minutes.

  • @Allen55919
    @Allen55919 Рік тому +5

    banger episode

  • @RPLUNKETT94
    @RPLUNKETT94 Рік тому +3

    Maybe it’s a case of orca see orca do .
    Either that or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy knew something about dolphins we don’t

  • @ecceignarus3600
    @ecceignarus3600 Рік тому +7

    I agree that Pete Buttigieg would make for a great politican in Switzerland. However, he would not be made to be elected into the Swiss government. In Switzerland if you want to be elected as an executive member of its national government, you need to be some boring uninteresting politician that no one has ever heard of and that is moldable to whatever policy the majority supports. So he would be unfit for that job. But he would be great at being some awful, smooth-talking center-right MP who constantly says that the people should vote against any kind of expansions of the welfare state or progressive economic policies because it would "hurt the economy" and that "we cannot afford it".

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi Рік тому +10

    self defense is not vengeance

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Рік тому +2

    37:45 He's talking about An American Carol which, believe it or not, bombed massively at the box office and, tragically, made by the same people who brought one us one of the greatest comedies of all time: Airplane!

  • @FaithfulofUltramar
    @FaithfulofUltramar Рік тому +7

    The real story with Yang is what ever happened to the 12 bananas he bought and left on the counter as he walked out of the store during that lame political ad?

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej Рік тому

      No idea. But I now have visions of Vivek, after losing the primary, getting a mysterious letter from Yang to join the Forward Party. And the address is a pineapple under the sea.

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 Рік тому +7

    Of all the words Will can’t pronounce, veldt isn’t one of them.

  • @screwintuna
    @screwintuna 2 місяці тому +1

    Ron DeSantis sounds like Huell Howser in that clip

  • @ellie3910
    @ellie3910 Рік тому +8

    You charlatans in the comments just don’t see the genius of Orca Operators.

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Рік тому +1

      No joke, 3* (if "killer whale" counts) of my favorite knives are named after Orcas. Im the least tacticool person ever, but I feel like that still gives me the right to call myself an Orca Operator.
      *For the zero of people who care: Maxace Killer Whale (1&2) and the Reate/Ochs Orca

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Рік тому +4

      @@CNYKnifeNut You’re into knives? That’s surprising, never would have guessed.

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Рік тому +3

    2-1-2 reference, lol sick

  • @parkerhuff9995
    @parkerhuff9995 Рік тому +3

    Ok Hear me out, the plot of mgs5 but mother base is underwater and venom snake is an angry orca.

  • @zwood6694
    @zwood6694 Рік тому +3

    I will sell any Intel that any undercover killer whale needs.

  • @WMFranksworth
    @WMFranksworth Рік тому +1

    It's also reported that the sailors heard a mysterious voice calling 'baku baku baku' before the orcas attacked.

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett Рік тому +4

    Still pretty good tho. Maybe there is room for Amber to come back if they stay lazy.

  • @davidells6760
    @davidells6760 Рік тому +2

    White Gladis Knight & the Pods …

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 Рік тому +4

    I'm surprised (not really) that Felix knows about Xyience. I thought I was the only one who had heard of it. That shit is pure rocket fuel. Half a can and I would be throwing 80 pound boxes around like softballs.

  • @rawbebaba
    @rawbebaba Рік тому +3

    Yeah without thumbs or the ability to do fire idk. I think we're straight. Also im purely a land monkey. I dont go in the air or the water.

  • @Jakeurb8ty82
    @Jakeurb8ty82 Рік тому

    especially during the last two years, the black sea and other places have probably become miserable for marine life getting hammered by sonar

    • @hj-hh4gc
      @hj-hh4gc 3 місяці тому

      Oh everything in the water has to have turned into goo from the sonar by now💔

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Рік тому +4

    As a certified weirdo who needs to split wood. I would say I’m good at it, damn good even, but that doesn’t mean I like it… outside of the vague sense of pride and superiority I feel when I see other people chopping wood poorly anyway… maybe that’s what this psycho means when he says he enjoys chopping wood. Which I totally believe, and not just about chopping wood or any of the other human behaviors he mimics 🤷‍♂️

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia Рік тому +3

    they still make xyince i had one yesterday it was pretty good

  • @minkhole
    @minkhole Рік тому +5

    37:18 Felix is an Azealia Banks stan confirmed

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo Рік тому +1

    12:35
    Hows it feeeeel seath?

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli Рік тому +1

    the groovy mule?

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Рік тому +3

    Ramaswamy/Yang 2072

  • @dialecticcoma
    @dialecticcoma Рік тому +1

    bar-clay

  • @mdtys
    @mdtys Рік тому

    ok! good deal!

  • @pr00de
    @pr00de Рік тому +14

    Blackfish Lives Matter

    • @theoriginalcheebamech
      @theoriginalcheebamech Рік тому +5

      blackfin, please use our preferred nomenclature

    • @ogreboy8843
      @ogreboy8843 Рік тому +1

      I hear the FBI has hired a felon in a silver hearse to infiltrate the orca movement and take it down from the inside.

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 Рік тому

      Shoal lives matter

    • @jameslucena1020
      @jameslucena1020 Рік тому +1

      @@theoriginalcheebamech blackfinx

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Рік тому +1

    What's "tellesser"? 8:30

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 Рік тому +7

    Just me or is like everything they cover in this episode absurd as shit

    • @Mr1930s
      @Mr1930s Рік тому +8

      It's an absurd world

  • @seraph5765
    @seraph5765 Рік тому +3

    The standard impossible whopper isn’t vegan. They put egg-based mayo and cheese on it. And if you want to be extra-strict about it then it is cooked on the same flat top as regular whopper. Just soaking in animal fat.

  • @GregorySnipe
    @GregorySnipe Рік тому +8

    Matt and Felix have gotten so lazy on this show. They barely contribute.

  • @mj.l
    @mj.l Рік тому +7

    QUEEN WHITE GLADIS

  • @anarchodave7997
    @anarchodave7997 Рік тому +2

    First

  • @jessebarajas7972
    @jessebarajas7972 Рік тому +10

    Moby-Wick

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Рік тому +6

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @hegaliandialectics4289
      @hegaliandialectics4289 Рік тому +7

      he is legitimately getting better

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 Рік тому +6

      He's hit or miss. He either has the best line or the most cringe attempt at humor on the show, usually in the same
      episode. The best is when he has nothing to contribute so he sarcastically says; I love ____ so much, ____ is so cool.
      The majority of the time he doesn't even bother reading the book, article or watching the movie they cover on the show.. I can't imagine making this much money at such an easy job and still being too lazy to even pretend like I'm putting in effort.

    • @garrgravarr
      @garrgravarr Рік тому +6

      Are you the same dork that says this in every thread?

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Рік тому +1

      This is a bad and stupid opinion.

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Рік тому

      @@garrgravarr Yea