On this episode of Salty Phish ANKO S5E19, Phish describes his emotions as Lewi wants to simp, TwoBold talks about his chemistry with the other characters, Lewi's sexuality is questioned, Blue can't read apparently, Phish pops off as Rein pops off his head, FOUR!, Phish jumps all over set, TwoBold and Yee cut in line, this episode is in 3 D, and special guest Boston Tom makes an appearance (i used to love the fine bros channel). Tune in next week for Salty Phish ANKO S5E20. And remember to subscribe to the Phish.
Even with the horrible news that my dog passed last night it's good to know I can still come and watch a salty video and y'all still put a smile on my face.
This time, on SaltyPhish: Lewi continues to fantasize about him and Minx, before having a hideously embarrassing flashback about his first time. The group talk about their struggles with women, and Phish starts a new club, the Tiny Meat Gang. Phish also becomes very lazy and proceeds to use his ultimate to move up stairs. Predictions for next episode: Lewi finally gets Minx, TwoBold joins the Tiny Meat Gang and Lewi overcomes his worries about being gay.
Out of everything in this video, I think my favorite part is the enemy McCree getting salty that his team is losing 6v5, and trying to act like Salty's team is tryharding
At 3:15 in the video, when they were talking about shitting, I got an ad for Jet’s Pizza that said, “If you weren’t hungry before, are you hungry now?” Omegalul
That voice line is actually "Fore" it's what golfers shout to warn people that a golf ball is heading their way. It's from the summer games event I think.
Phish: gets another big online personality to play with him
The focus of the video: making a jump on sigma
Our boy knows what quality content looks like!
BRO WHATS A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET A NAME COLOR UP IN HERE??
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@@blitz7488 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@@OzWhinnter BONES FOR THE BONE BOYZ
Casey Matthews Russian badger?
Give him a kiss
This is one of the funniest vids he's ever uploaded
I concur, I actually laughed out loud a couple times
Beans
@@mcmoral506 i see you like beans but do you have a
Bean fridge
@@Mommie2redheads no
@@mcmoral506 get out
His uploads... they are becoming... CONSISTENT!?!?
Insane
Edit: nevermind this video is just about sex and being gay hmm
Apparently.
Impossible
Nani?????
#NotMyPhish
Season 5 is where the extended universe joins with other streams, first Minx now Boston Tom we got ourselves a Salty Cinematic Universe building up
The SCU
What video got Minx in?
Grise Blacolar the last one i think
I once said my OW aim would get consistent when Salty's upload schedule got consistent
And now you have to tell everyone you lied
@@nyxie2877 not really though, funnily enough it got consistent-ish
I would like your comment but i would ruin the number
@@heinzwurst5111 lmao
BEST START HITTING THOSE SHOTS BOI
i love that the uploads have been consistent for enough time that the “wow he uploaded quick how weird” jokes are slowly fading away
Finally I never liked em
Imagine being Lewis' first girl and once you are finish he just says "It was so bad I think I'm gay now"
Lol
agree
double agree
Relatable
Soo Relatable
0:32 What's new am I right? *WHEEZE*
Seeing Salty stay alive longer on Sigma that i can when i main him, makes me re-think my choice of main.
F
To be fair when you see a sigma doing nothing you leave him be
How old were you when your dad left
“Four!”
Well, actually 3 (;
It was actually four, wtf
You guys okay?
no
4 days
Hearing Salty talk like this makes me think he's secretly gay
Hey, if you're still single...
Shockblaster It might not be a secret, but you don’t greet a UA-cam audience by saying “Hey guys, its SaltyPhish. Btw I’m gay”
Bro?
wdym secretly?
Your other comments on his videos make me think that you're not kidding..
Shockblaster
Actual cringe.
Salty you should play Among US eith your friends
Holy shit that would be amazing dude
Thatd be do much fun to watch
And it's only 5 bucks on steam so it's not entirely impossible
Lmao literally just got done watching Alpharad play that
Theyve played on stream so hopefully we get a vid of it
It's *SUCH* a fun game with friends.....
Like I know what it feels like 😔
I still have no clue what it is ._.
that 3d glasses joke ruptured my diaphragm, love from the e.r.
'what number does essie's height start with?'
'four'
she's four metres? Damn!
That's rwobold
Twobold
She's 4'11, so Twobold feels vindicated because he's 5'6"
No, 40 centimeters
OMG, the "FOUR" segment had me dying, I love it.
I hate to kill the fun but the voice line is actually “Fore”.
@@JayEmEsYou sorry but the subtitles say otherwise
But the game disagrees with you. In the game the voice line is spelt “Fore”
but we talking the video not in game
I can’t argue with idiots 🤦🏻♂️
How many states have I been banned from?
5:13
What
@@justanotherdude_ What
*"4!"*
* all laugh hysterically *
Our generations doomed
Who knows. Maybe four is the answer to everything and we never knew
I wanna like but the likes are at 69 sorry friend
I mean we all giggled at 24 and busted up laughing at 25
The sudden cut at 8:58 with twobold corpse on the ground made my sides hurt
"Humor in the future will be randomly generated"
~FOUR
W e e d e a t e r
My favorite part is at 8:00 just the enemy team getting mad because they stopped trying or whatever and twobolds comment after that made me laugh
me: gets into playing sigma
blizzard: *HOW BOUT WE NERF EM*
6:16
the Lucio double jump all over again
I ugly laughed at the 3D glasses, 10/10 great content
11:04 Lmfaoo the part when he was like oh yeah that’s my boi 😭😂
The beginning was so wholesome. When the boys get all in their feels and support each other, I feel that
this is probably my favorite Salty video. so many good moments and laughter 🤣
8:51 i do that jump all the time you just have to use your E ability
That’s what we like to call the e-boy jump in these here parts
Cool but did anyone ask?
Joel Pacheco I did
Lewi and twobold are the best people on this channel
eveytime i get an ad i watch it all the way through for you salty
I'm so happy your posting more often! Love your work, keep it up when you can!
God damn, it’s been a while since I’ve watched a video that made me actually laugh out loud as many times as this one did.
On this episode of Salty Phish ANKO S5E19, Phish describes his emotions as Lewi wants to simp, TwoBold talks about his chemistry with the other characters, Lewi's sexuality is questioned, Blue can't read apparently, Phish pops off as Rein pops off his head, FOUR!, Phish jumps all over set, TwoBold and Yee cut in line, this episode is in 3 D, and special guest Boston Tom makes an appearance (i used to love the fine bros channel). Tune in next week for Salty Phish ANKO S5E20. And remember to subscribe to the Phish.
3:29 I love reinhardt’s “aaah” here, it’s perfect
Bruh his consistent uploads r gonna make him grow so much
Salty Phish uploading consistently is the one good thing in 2020 so far.
bruh i love phish ❤️
Hey remember no simp September
Chito Hdz OH SHIT U RIGHTTTT
Oh shit it’s September
man boston tom is such a nice person i feel the serotonin flowing through my blood
That qp game was actually one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂
It must be the end of the world when phish is uploading consistently.
Even with the horrible news that my dog passed last night it's good to know I can still come and watch a salty video and y'all still put a smile on my face.
I've seen this 10 times by now, i love it
hearing soldier say four during play of the game is the funniest shit in this vid I swear.
I think the title and thumbnail sold this one short. It was absolutely hilarious
This time, on SaltyPhish:
Lewi continues to fantasize about him and Minx, before having a hideously embarrassing flashback about his first time. The group talk about their struggles with women, and Phish starts a new club, the Tiny Meat Gang. Phish also becomes very lazy and proceeds to use his ultimate to move up stairs.
Predictions for next episode:
Lewi finally gets Minx, TwoBold joins the Tiny Meat Gang and Lewi overcomes his worries about being gay.
When you find a recent, consistent upload from salty: *my life is complete*
"What the hell's a crouch jump?"
Lol Reinhardt saying “AHH, IMPRESSIVE!!” as it zooms in on dadrimmer4
This man is becoming more and more relevant the more videos he uploads in a row
omg salty you’ve been blessing us with all these uploads
i can’t believe we’ve seen phish uploads more than once per month
Today’s collab was like a minute long and was still 1000x better than last vids
The best way to describe a salty phish video “you ever take a shit so big you think you are gay?” Then I get a ad to join the US Air Force I love this
I like when Soldier says “Four!" That was funny. 😂
Awesome thumbnail! Two times the sigma toes!
6:30 wait, is no one gonna talk about Lewi playing Genji?? What is this?
Really unfortunate with ergot
True :(
What happened?
Agate he was grooming and talking with underage girls
and flinko is leaving too
Sticky_taco wait why Flinko?
When you know you can never get someone as nice and supportive as essie in your life so you die inside
First Minx, then Tom. This is slowly building up to an Avenger's level collab
This was the funniest salty vid in a while
The best part is Sigma never touches the floor to begin with
That section with the Sigma jump is P R O O F that he has plot armor
I started crying when you gave him 3D glasses...
The best Salty Phish video in existence
The new vids so far are really good keep up the work ;)
A Collab with Gratakos would be HILARIOUS
RIP Ergot
Yea heard about it on his Twitter I wonder when he will make a community post about sad to hear the know though
Wait what???
This is the saltyphish golden age
Salty really becoming a celebrity
I’m proud
Honestly Tom always seemed like one of the coolest people on the react Channels, good to know it seems to be genuine haha
When the world needed him most... he came back and uploaded consistently
Saltys upload schedule is actual early for once
Just like him.
Dude whenever he said shark boy and lava girl i lit up like a street lamp 3:26
Why are they acting so wholesome in the beginning it’s so weird. I’ve never heard them complement each other in a video it’s strange but I’m happy.
something is wrong when the uploads are consistent
1:40
I love homie talks...
10:45 ITS THAT GUY OMG YES
"You ever have a sh*t so good you're like, am I gay?"-Twobold 2020
SaltyPhish has the most catchy Outro i have ever heard on UA-cam every time i hear it im doing a happy dance :D
I love his tumbnail quality never changes
Also I only just noticed Twobold's corpse just casually laying there at 9:02 😂😂😂
You almost at 700K phish, I’m cheering for ya
Out of everything in this video, I think my favorite part is the enemy McCree getting salty that his team is losing 6v5, and trying to act like Salty's team is tryharding
At 3:15 in the video, when they were talking about shitting, I got an ad for Jet’s Pizza that said, “If you weren’t hungry before, are you hungry now?” Omegalul
Salty has realised that consistency is key
Hope Tom becomes part of the gang and Salty gets into Reaction videos.
Uploads lately are so regular and so good. 👌🏻
This was a good episode, Phish.
That voice line is actually "Fore" it's what golfers shout to warn people that a golf ball is heading their way. It's from the summer games event I think.
Legends say the sphinx is still watching your failure of the jump
This made me laugh so hard actually cackled a couple times
oh man, the amount of kidneys id give up from my collection for him to stream more.
I really wish you would’ve zoomed in on Yees response to The enemy team telling you to calm down😂
these consistent uploads are going to make us and you very happy phish
WHY IS "FOUR" ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CRY-LAUGH?
I remember when I thought phish died because he stopped uploading randomly so the consistent uploads now are a blessing
Love Salty and Boston Tom... 😂 soo good
His Shoes? - WACK
His Footstance? - WACK
His Competitive Synergy? - WACK
His Hops - NONEXISTENT
Man got no hops
That’s what we call hope
me: :(
- phish uploads -
me: :)