Trying French Army Rations: Tastiest in the WORLD!?!

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  • @hanabanana3365
    @hanabanana3365 5 років тому +6160

    7:49 well at 4:02 did say “half open container” so Josh is right? 😂

    • @hynyw
      @hynyw 5 років тому +583

      Well, literally no one heard that, cause two of them don't speak French, and Gabie didn't understand what Ollie read in French.

    • @sherine9033
      @sherine9033 5 років тому +665

      Poor josh was getting yelled at by the wives for being right 😂

    • @SirZeck
      @SirZeck 5 років тому +239

      Im slightly nerveous when they cooked it closed because i have experience with sardines can exploded when my dad cooked it. You dont wanna go through that...

    • @jolly
      @jolly  5 років тому +1745

      THANK YOU!!!!!!
      (This is Josh... I guess that was obvious though...)

    • @jolly
      @jolly  5 років тому +1360

      Hana Banana Think I’ll just pin this at the top here...

  • @gelrose4128
    @gelrose4128 5 років тому +5729

    For the first time, josh looked like the 3rd wheel here haha

  • @slothicism
    @slothicism 5 років тому +4494

    "Double wife approval"
    -Ollie 2019

    • @laviender
      @laviender 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @fBOMBB
      @fBOMBB 5 років тому +5

      *Josh

    • @junmywoojoo8646
      @junmywoojoo8646 5 років тому

      i need cereal who using this approval

    • @cindyndy4074
      @cindyndy4074 5 років тому +2

      This is what I'm searching for in the comment section.
      And the "This is not good" from Josh 😂

    • @lily7455
      @lily7455 5 років тому +1

      더블와이프어퓨류불 진짜엄청웃겨요

  • @remkovdc4582
    @remkovdc4582 4 роки тому +3137

    I'm in the belgian military and we don't have our own rations, we just buy them of france.

    • @degadezo6056
      @degadezo6056 4 роки тому +244

      i'm fench and i didn't knew that! that's strange because in the front of the package there is a big " INTERDIT A LA REVENTE" means "do not resale".
      Anyway, you Belgian soldiers are good guys, I wish you the best for your career!

    • @remkovdc4582
      @remkovdc4582 4 роки тому +42

      @@degadezo6056 thanks! That's nice to hear.

    • @degadezo6056
      @degadezo6056 4 роки тому +28

      @@remkovdc4582 thank you sir, stay safe!

    • @shaezbreizh86
      @shaezbreizh86 4 роки тому +178

      @@degadezo6056 " revente " but french army can sell it directly it's just sale not resale.

    • @diekje8728
      @diekje8728 4 роки тому +25

      Fellow Belgian here and I’m just not surprised to here that...

  • @emipal8547
    @emipal8547 4 роки тому +5107

    Ollie: *struggles to read french*
    Gabbie: *fluent french reading*
    Josh and Ollie: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @lightkage72
      @lightkage72 4 роки тому +44

      No
      it is
      Ollie: surprised Olaf face
      Josh: Surprised celebrity face

    • @zajac3268
      @zajac3268 4 роки тому +8

      She need to work on accentuation

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 роки тому +95

      @@zajac3268 can never let a compliment be, is she supposed to be native level??

    • @COBRAC0MMANDER
      @COBRAC0MMANDER 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ghosty716 french nazi?

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 роки тому +3

      @@COBRAC0MMANDER yeah lol. At least they deleted their comment 😂

  • @galugalu2829
    @galugalu2829 4 роки тому +4199

    Has a french i'm still in shock : YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MELT THE FONDUE BEFORE EATING IT OF COURSE IT'S NOT GOOD IF YOU DON'T !! My heart is crying and my soul has left my body...

    • @iMattCi89
      @iMattCi89 4 роки тому +123

      This needs more upvotes hahahaha xD I was shocked that the fondue wasn't melted first ahaha

    • @arat2028
      @arat2028 4 роки тому +15

      lmaoooo exactly

    • @theintrovertedgirl2503
      @theintrovertedgirl2503 4 роки тому +10

      iMattCi89 5:43

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 4 роки тому +76

      Learn to read : 3:10 It's "fromage fondu" (melted cheese, so like vache qui rit for example) and not "fromage à fondue" (fondue's cheese)

    • @galugalu2829
      @galugalu2829 4 роки тому +5

      @@Leebpascal1 non

  • @Capt_ahn
    @Capt_ahn 5 років тому +4112

    Delicious army rations exists in this world?!??
    It's really impossible.👀

    • @miri890
      @miri890 5 років тому +29

      lmao 😂😂

    • @hoangphunguyen9603
      @hoangphunguyen9603 5 років тому +175

      You have become one of their fans capt :))

    • @laviender
      @laviender 5 років тому +69

      Aye there captain 😂

    • @dr_jj
      @dr_jj 5 років тому +65

      중대장은 한국전식에 실망했다

    • @jaeminscoffee2543
      @jaeminscoffee2543 5 років тому +79

      capt has a comment on almost every new video they post i

  • @BananaFlavoredCat
    @BananaFlavoredCat 5 років тому +2798

    "Josh, When both of your wives are pissed......"
    -Ollie 2019

    • @lecomtedemirabeau5548
      @lecomtedemirabeau5548 3 роки тому +3

      First time I see this, more than 2k likes and there is no answers

  • @rebekasultana2829
    @rebekasultana2829 5 років тому +2953

    Josh: This is Josh
    Ollie: I'm Ollie
    Gabie: And this is JOLLIBIE!!!! DU DU DU DU DU DUUU
    Ollie for the 1000th time: I can put in the sound effects later

    • @yuriaisdrawing1112
      @yuriaisdrawing1112 5 років тому +39

      I think that has become the new intro of JOLLIBIE, it wouldn't be the same without it 😂😂😂

    • @bryngjerme1272
      @bryngjerme1272 5 років тому +22

      They need to make a compilation of him saying that😂😂

    • @rebekasultana2829
      @rebekasultana2829 5 років тому +2

      @@bryngjerme1272 That's truee

  • @dudeihavenocar
    @dudeihavenocar 4 роки тому +945

    K-American here. In the early years of the Afghanistan conflict, one of the outpost I was in had French Foreign Legions. The FFLs with us had massive amount of French rations. Honest to God, they got sick of them, and opted to eat the food cooked by our cooks (mostly deep fried food, already pre-made and frozen. i.e. hamburgers and pizzas). The FFLs always kept their storage doors open for us Americans to take their rations. First time I've ever had rabbit, lamb and duck was in Afghanistan, eating a French ration.

    • @dudeihavenocar
      @dudeihavenocar 4 роки тому +38

      MMS Protocol Honestly, not that bad...depending on the meal. There are around 10 different meals, and each one has their own unique personality. The very bad meals will have the best side dishes. But the good main dishes had bad side dishes. For example, a meal they no longer make, egg omelet, was terrible! But it had the best side items. My favorite American MRE is hashbrown, it’s a mixture of hash and bacon. But, the side meals aren’t that good, think like mix nuts or something like that. But to compare the American ration to French rations, no comparison. The British ration is better than the American, too. The brits has this meal with beans and weenies, and some sort of custard pudding with a cake in it.

    • @Aerolyte
      @Aerolyte 4 роки тому +8

      @MMS Protocol usually the veggie meals have good sides, my personal favorite is the cheese ravioli when you get the chance to heat it up it’s okay when cold

    • @samurai5467
      @samurai5467 4 роки тому +28

      But you know french peaple love america and we didn't regect your food, we are good in cooking but we don't hate other cooking, we just mocking beacause we mocking everything.

    • @vukkulvar9769
      @vukkulvar9769 3 роки тому +29

      @@samurai5467 french even mock french

    • @lareponse4745
      @lareponse4745 3 роки тому +7

      @@samurai5467 "we don't hate other cooking"
      ahem...english food ?

  • @enbyriot9088
    @enbyriot9088 5 років тому +1640

    WHEN THE “ITS ALIVE” ICON SHOWED UP I CACKLED SO LOUD

    • @angelaoriel5912
      @angelaoriel5912 5 років тому +11

      AND HIS PETRIFIED FACE BESIDE IT FEJDJSN

    • @midnitemarkit8889
      @midnitemarkit8889 4 роки тому +75

      an homage to brad, of course.

    • @KZ-hu9uj
      @KZ-hu9uj 4 роки тому +27

      Plus he mumbles some broken English at the same time its too fitting lmao

    • @juicykitten5499
      @juicykitten5499 4 роки тому +1

      I love that show

    • @martinasophiaisaksen3034
      @martinasophiaisaksen3034 4 роки тому +20

      the editor is definitely taking some inspiration from hunzi

  • @_yuqey
    @_yuqey 5 років тому +2425

    Gabie: "I think he sent us...WINE. Or course he did."
    That big grin 😂

    • @outsider_in
      @outsider_in 5 років тому +46

      How else can you be expected to go and fight a battle if you can't even expect a nice bottle of Burgundy to be waiting for you back at camp?

    • @meid789
      @meid789 5 років тому +11

      Of course the french had to sent wine 😂😂

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 5 років тому +2

      we never go out of home without a bottle of wine in our bag actually.

  • @laneofmagic
    @laneofmagic 4 роки тому +473

    I love how the husband is tossed aside and the wife and the friend are just enjoying the food.

  • @ninjastreet5
    @ninjastreet5 5 років тому +2059

    Josh: "It's alive! It's alive!"
    Somewhere,
    Brad: "I feel like making kimchi"

    • @hynyw
      @hynyw 5 років тому +4

      Brad who?

    • @sunfloweryoonie
      @sunfloweryoonie 5 років тому +61

      @@hynyw Brad Leone from the bon appetit test kitchen

    • @TinyFlav
      @TinyFlav 5 років тому +45

      Yenni Wijaya Bon Appetit has a you tube channel. Brad is one of the chefs and he has a segment called, “It’s Alive” that covers fermented food. It’s great! Check it out, the other videos from other chefs are good too but Brad is extra special.

    • @ninjastreet5
      @ninjastreet5 5 років тому +72

      @@TinyFlav well said. but I would die for Claire from Bon Appetit Test Kitchen

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому +17

      #IWDFCFTBATK❤

  • @claravian
    @claravian 3 роки тому +1082

    Everytime these three together in a video I'm always curious of how Lizzy would introduce them to her friends
    Lizzy: so this is Ollie, my husband, that is Josh, my husband's husband, and that is Gabbie, my husband's husband's wife

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 2 роки тому +11

      Basically April in S1 and S2 of Parks and Rec.

    • @IHateWearingBra
      @IHateWearingBra 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @senamhlaba
      @senamhlaba 2 роки тому +2

      Is ollie still married to lizzy? He doesn't wear his ring anymore

    • @st4rtruck
      @st4rtruck 2 роки тому +19

      @@senamhlaba he probably still is because at one point in a marriage you dont wear the ring anymore, you just have it in your home as a keepsake for the memories.

    • @whereyoubean
      @whereyoubean Рік тому +5

      @@senamhlaba yes still married. Both josh and ollie oftentimes doesn’t wear their wedding rings and its alright

  • @actuallynathalie4650
    @actuallynathalie4650 4 роки тому +1707

    “When both of your wives are pissed”

    • @kaiizo..
      @kaiizo.. 3 роки тому

      its no longer 777

  • @anastasia9432
    @anastasia9432 5 років тому +787

    Ollie and gabie: *chucking everything over the fire cause why not*
    Josh: *mother hen to the extreme for the chaotic duo*

    • @jelly4074
      @jelly4074 5 років тому +18

      anastasia are you sure ? he’s the one who spilled everything 😂😂 just 3 chicks

    • @anastasia9432
      @anastasia9432 5 років тому +1

      졔리 to be fair I wrote this comment before I finished the video 😂

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 5 років тому +3520

    The world: "It is impossible to make good-tasting army rations."
    France: **LAUGHS IN MICHELIN**

  • @ryanadams7648
    @ryanadams7648 5 років тому +670

    9:51
    Olly: *Eats Potato amd Tuna*
    Also Olly: By the way I'm allergic to potato

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 роки тому +4

      He can eat in little quantities like 6 french fries

    • @CTSpeed413
      @CTSpeed413 4 роки тому

      He said he’d die happy! 😆

    • @foylepoirot1437
      @foylepoirot1437 3 роки тому

      l also have a potato allergy that encompasses my love/hate relationship with taters...my tongue loves them & my digestive system hates them...lol

  • @jenini9125
    @jenini9125 4 роки тому +122

    I am French and the daughter of a soldier. When I was a child, my dad sometimes brought us extra rations and it was so good.

  • @_yuqey
    @_yuqey 5 років тому +2720

    Gabie: "Oh let's do the fromage on here!"
    Ollie: "This is gonna be good~"
    Josh: "What are you talking about, guys?!"
    The wives reunited, so cute 😂

    • @outsider_in
      @outsider_in 5 років тому +71

      Definitely would be interested in the 'Ollybie Cooking Show'.
      *GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT*

    • @_yuqey
      @_yuqey 5 років тому +3

      69,420 subs with no videos challenge yes HAHAHAHA

    • @magdalenasiringoringo5807
      @magdalenasiringoringo5807 5 років тому +11

      @@outsider_in i think you can see in Gabie's channel where Ollie and Her cooking together. And it's so chaotic lol

    • @Lupin788
      @Lupin788 Рік тому

      @@magdalenasiringoringo5807 Contrast that with Gabie teaching Joel how to cook.

  • @HotaruChuu
    @HotaruChuu 5 років тому +390

    All jokes aside, having something tasty while being under extreme mental and physical challenges will actually make the difference on the battlefield ^^

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 5 років тому +7

      All the surrendering was just because of the collective food comas the soldiers were all in.

    • @HotaruChuu
      @HotaruChuu 5 років тому +9

      @@MrNikolidas lmao sure. Joke made by the biggest joke on the international scene rn but go off

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 5 років тому

      Jonathan Charles xD omg imagine

    • @MrNikolidas
      @MrNikolidas 5 років тому

      @@HotaruChuu I don't know why, but the phrase "all jokes aside" compels me to make a joke. Sorry if I touched a nerve.

    • @HotaruChuu
      @HotaruChuu 5 років тому +18

      @@MrNikolidas joke gotta be funny mate. The surrendering recurrence is about as funny as the ignorance it shows

  • @Capt_ahn
    @Capt_ahn 5 років тому +273

    나 다른나라 전투식량 너무 궁금해서 미군 전투식량 사서 먹어봤는데....
    맛있더라 형들.....
    담에 놀러오면 한숟가락 줄게....

    • @뇨뇨-p4n
      @뇨뇨-p4n 5 років тому +3

      Capt. Ahn heesu 유툽 해주세요ㅎㅎ팬이에요!!😍

    • @유진훈-f6q
      @유진훈-f6q 5 років тому +4

      이행님은 졸리영상 마다 계시네 ㅎㅎ

    • @dbsdndl906
      @dbsdndl906 5 років тому +7

      1 프랑스군 전투식량=5 미군 전투식량=25 한국군 전투식량=50 영국군 전투식량

    • @notification_09
      @notification_09 5 років тому

      미군 전식도 잘 골라먹어야지 훈련중에 미군애들이랑 바꿔먹었는데 맛없는거 먹으면 그냥 음식물쓰레기던데...

  • @knightsljx
    @knightsljx 4 роки тому +414

    As an ex-soldier and chemist, I would highly advise against holding your food directly over those (hexamine) fuel pellets to heat them. in fact in training, we were told explicitly not to handle the fuel pellets directly by hand and then consuming food later

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 роки тому +37

      Well..... might explain their giddiness 😂😂

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 роки тому +22

      How are you supposed to prepare the food then? Honest question, absolutely clueless here.

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 роки тому +7

      nickisuhl I mean one way would be to like use a cloth to hold it? But other than that idrk. Technically all those meals are edible without heating them up

    • @nickisuhl
      @nickisuhl 4 роки тому +2

      @Evi1M4chine Oh lol I misunderstood the first comment. Thank you, I got it now haha.

    • @llynaraf8057
      @llynaraf8057 4 роки тому +1

      @@nickisuhl Hexamine is Toxic

  • @Wooshieboy
    @Wooshieboy 3 роки тому +546

    i think that the french made it tasty so that their soldiers have an emotional/moral boost when they eat.

    • @philippesoares1745
      @philippesoares1745 3 роки тому +62

      Napoléon once said " une Armée marche a son estomac" (an army walks with his stomach). And judging how he litteraly wiped the floor with thé rest of European powers i can't disagree :)

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 3 роки тому +2

      Betray the king, make an emperor for a better. Simple

    • @triplebbb1484
      @triplebbb1484 3 роки тому

      When was the last time French won a war?

    • @user-cl2xv1gd2h
      @user-cl2xv1gd2h 3 роки тому +3

      @@triplebbb1484 Hard to answer, nowadays, French wars are against islamist and not a country sooo i think it better to let u search in wikipedia or others sources (sorry for my english).

    • @pinguin472
      @pinguin472 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-cl2xv1gd2h Like you said, France is at war with islamists but I'd say last war won by France against a country would be WW1 or maybe WW2 if you don't think that being occupied until the end of the war is losing.

  • @loicoberle6156
    @loicoberle6156 5 років тому +265

    As a frenchman I feel strangely proud of our army rations.

    • @aAlyssN
      @aAlyssN 5 років тому +7

      Same! I feel like I will be trying very hard to not boast about it from now on haha

    • @shrek13241
      @shrek13241 5 років тому +3

      Shame you can't say the same about your army. Good rations to munch on after the white flag is out.

    • @laetitiagilles8616
      @laetitiagilles8616 5 років тому +18

      @@shrek13241 Another "French soldiers surrender" joke. How original.

    • @irismoranville7830
      @irismoranville7830 5 років тому +19

      @@laetitiagilles8616 And shows a serious lack of history knowledge

    • @shrek13241
      @shrek13241 5 років тому +1

      And here are the buthurt snowflakes that don't know what a joke is.

  • @alsviorkook1056
    @alsviorkook1056 4 роки тому +1011

    "This is fromage fondue it has to be fondue" EXACTLY GABBIE

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 4 роки тому +12

      Nope, it means it is already melted, like smoked salmon is not the sane thing as salmon for smoking.
      Btw, its fromage fondU, as fromage is masculine.

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 4 роки тому +6

      @Aurélien
      3:10 NO : It's written fondu without E on the box. This is this product : static.openfoodfacts.org/images/products/353/758/070/5294/nutrition_fr.17.full.jpg
      So again, simple grammar : fondu means it WAS melted during fabrication, the fromages fondus family is a group of cheeses (mostly indudtrial) where you can find kiri or vache qui rit.

    • @crybabysarmy2350
      @crybabysarmy2350 4 роки тому +1

      Ok that jimin pfp kills me he looks so good

    • @Intergouvernementalisation
      @Intergouvernementalisation 3 роки тому +4

      @@Leebpascal1 Bah clairement non, fromage fondu *e* , tu vois pas qu'il y'a une erreur, ce serait plutot fromage fondu sans E si c'était un fromage pré-fondu, là non, c'est un fromage pour la fondu *e* , tu comprends ?

    • @Leebpascal1
      @Leebpascal1 3 роки тому

      @@Intergouvernementalisation
      C'est toi qui est à côté de la plaque. Regarde le lien et minutage que je donne avant d'écrire. C'est écrit fondU. C'est du fromage contenant des sels de fonte pour être tartinable froid... comme la vache qui rit

  • @alicemei2809
    @alicemei2809 5 років тому +314

    Strange thought but, where do they dispose the metal cans when they’re on a mission? Also love the ‘It’s alive’ reference. ❤️

    • @Zealox
      @Zealox 5 років тому +40

      They eat it obviously lol

    • @Zheno
      @Zheno 5 років тому +53

      Use for distraction or throw and strike the head of the enemy.

    • @kaizerjohn9685
      @kaizerjohn9685 5 років тому +12

      lol yeah the "It's Alive" font. They watch BA

    • @MissLooneyable
      @MissLooneyable 5 років тому

      @@kaizerjohn9685 what movie is it?

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому

      @@MissLooneyable it's another YT channel

  • @olivierdk2
    @olivierdk2 3 роки тому +23

    4:17 It was Napoleon and the French government that really changed everything. Hoping to find a more effective way to feed his troops, a prize of 12,000 francs ( quite a fortune at the time ) was offered to anyone who could devise such a means. Continuing with experiments on the subject he started years before Napoleon's government challenge, Nicolas Appert discovered that it was heat (not air) that kept pesky spoilage (caused by microbes, although he didn’t know this) at bay. This was even though the official scientific discovery of those microbes in relation to food spoilage came some 50 years later. (Thank you, Pasteur!) But Appert was correct, even if he didn’t know entirely why.
    Appert’s process involved placing food inside glass jars, that were then corked, much like wine, and sealed off with a wax seal. The jars were wrapped in canvas and then boiled. He submitted his invention to the French government and was announced the winner in January of 1810, some 15 years after he first began experimenting. That same year Appert published " The Art of Preserving Animal and Vegetable Substances ", the first cookbook of its kind on modern food preservation.
    If you don't want to mess with your life, don't mess with our food.

    • @harukrentz435
      @harukrentz435 3 роки тому

      I think france has the best MRE bar none. I almost thought youre planning to go picnic instead of war 😂

    • @mathismuller6033
      @mathismuller6033 2 роки тому

      But how would you get the food out of the bottle without either braking it or getting glass pieces into your food?

  • @marionmb9974
    @marionmb9974 5 років тому +317

    As a frenchie and a french teacher I must say that Ollie's french pronunciation is ON POINT !

    • @lapinmalin8626
      @lapinmalin8626 5 років тому +10

      si elle veut apprendre le Français elle n'aura pas d'accent quand elle le parlera c'est impressionnant

    • @farhaam3488
      @farhaam3488 5 років тому +3

      Elle doit être japonaises si oui c'est normal

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 роки тому +16

      😦 *backs away slowly*

    • @cornelisvreeswijk186
      @cornelisvreeswijk186 4 роки тому +28

      Erm... Ollie's the guy on the right, not the woman in the centre XD

    • @marionmb9974
      @marionmb9974 4 роки тому +4

      @@cornelisvreeswijk186 I know that...

  • @_yuqey
    @_yuqey 5 років тому +534

    Ollie: "Should we get some wine?"
    Josh: "What, we're just gonna chug it from the bottle?"
    Ollie: "What do you think they do in the battlefield; Josh?"
    exactly HAHAHAHA 😂

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 5 років тому +6

      On the battlefield or not, it's okay, trust me I'm french. ^^

    • @figfox2425
      @figfox2425 5 років тому +4

      I am pretty sure he said "bottlefield" 😂

    • @lapinmalin8626
      @lapinmalin8626 5 років тому +1

      look at the french world war 1 soldiers in the trenches the wine is more important than the food

  • @dmswock
    @dmswock 5 років тому +202

    9:00 셋 중 그 누구도 불은 신경쓰지 않아ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ통조림보다 저 불이 더 먼저 아니냐고요!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @tianatt8602
    @tianatt8602 5 років тому +380

    “I have a diploma in french cooking”
    “Well WE have experience in military rations”
    *Beat that*

  • @blairbutton1809
    @blairbutton1809 4 роки тому +257

    I watched this in front of my parents...then my dad bought French Army Rations for my uncle for Christmas...

  • @adicaprio2002
    @adicaprio2002 4 роки тому +681

    "only french would have layered pasta in their army ragione"
    Me, an Italian: Am i a joke to you?

    • @martalorenzini3174
      @martalorenzini3174 4 роки тому +4

      Oltretutto stanno mangiando le Lasagne che quarda caso sono italiane👀

    • @Idk-gq3qc
      @Idk-gq3qc 4 роки тому +18

      @Saki Maro and it seems like you have no idea where respect came from.

    • @callumhutchison6268
      @callumhutchison6268 4 роки тому +13

      @Saki Maro and the poor little boy is you?

    • @D3R3KK28
      @D3R3KK28 4 роки тому

      ouais ca te derange ??

    • @YK36Deadezio
      @YK36Deadezio 4 роки тому +2

      Only french have song for onion

  • @JustGeorgiaxD
    @JustGeorgiaxD 5 років тому +251

    Wives: ‘this is gonna be good’
    Josh: THIS IS A DISASTER

  • @thadzdingo
    @thadzdingo 5 років тому +42

    gabie is so adorable whenever she makes jolly sound effects

  • @T_1.5
    @T_1.5 5 років тому +64

    Gabbie’s really working towards that Ollie is a Mere Second Wife compilation

  • @erjinson
    @erjinson 4 роки тому +737

    i've never heard josh sound as british as he did when he said 'this looks like a bLoOdY rEsTaUrAnt mEaL' at 6:45

    • @지영-v7b
      @지영-v7b 4 роки тому +22

      He kinda sounds like Ron Weasley...

    • @crybabysarmy2350
      @crybabysarmy2350 4 роки тому +10

      I don't know why but I read this in a gorden ramsey voice 🤣🤦

  • @nakaharaindria
    @nakaharaindria 4 роки тому +396

    Double wife approval 😂😂😂 fr real though, why does Josh looks like the third wheel in this

  • @mounia548
    @mounia548 5 років тому +146

    As a French person I was afraid they'd set the bar too high and when I saw the rations I was like oh no it's doesn't look good at all but then I remembered what they had to go through eating the Russian ones 😂

    • @phillippko
      @phillippko 5 років тому +1

      It is western propaganda. In real Russian rations we have Borscht (БОРЩ), Pelmeni (ПЕЛЬМЕНИ), Aspic (холодец) and vodka. The tastiest food in the world! Слава Советскому Союзу!

    • @mounia548
      @mounia548 5 років тому +1

      @@phillippko you're taking it too far 😂 I was just talking about how it didn't look appetizing

  • @kon9_dduck
    @kon9_dduck 5 років тому +49

    뭔가 이번편 조쉬 시무룩해보여ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 두 와이프가 너무 쿵짝맞게 놀려서그런가ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @fernables3125
    @fernables3125 5 років тому +299

    love the little nod to Brad Leone there 😂😂

    • @tapir1727
      @tapir1727 5 років тому +10

      Yeah for the next time uhhh mama, big Boi and wourder will came out too 😂😂

    • @tainacstr
      @tainacstr 5 років тому +6

      Same, I was looking for a comment about it haha

    • @itshellosepi
      @itshellosepi 5 років тому +21

      I am so happy you noticed!! :D Had to slide it in there :P Brad is i c o n i c!!

    • @peggykhairin3198
      @peggykhairin3198 5 років тому

      I rush to the comment section to find this the second it’s alive edit popped up🤣

    • @bryanloo4116
      @bryanloo4116 5 років тому

      Came looking for this HAHA

  • @kpopmulti_17
    @kpopmulti_17 2 роки тому +15

    I can see why 1:09 Gabie speaking in French is the most replayed part of the video. So so gooddddd

  • @misterthemad994
    @misterthemad994 4 роки тому +58

    Rien ne réchauffe mieux les entrailles et le cœur qu'un bon repas

  • @XxsunnysisxX
    @XxsunnysisxX 2 роки тому +193

    “Double Wife Approval!” Ollie kills me every time 🤣💜

  • @Say_what_now1
    @Say_what_now1 Рік тому +2

    7:11
    Aww this moment between ollie and Gabbie is so wholesome i can't 😭❤️

  • @mounikakulkarni119
    @mounikakulkarni119 4 роки тому +20

    When Gabie said "I think he sent us wine, Of course he did" she sounded and looked so good. :)

  • @cutejobichan
    @cutejobichan 4 роки тому +34

    The exact chaotic energy that Gabbie and Ollie give off while cooking the cans while Josh is panicking at the back is exactly why they’re his best friend and wife

  • @Booyah696969696969
    @Booyah696969696969 4 роки тому +16

    Wow, Gabbie's French is soooo good! I'd listen to a whole video of her just speaking in French!!!

  • @Susuna685
    @Susuna685 5 років тому +62

    As a french, can I just say, I laughed a lot. Especially when they tried reading.

  • @myboo4469
    @myboo4469 5 років тому +94

    The title should be "rare video of two wives fighting their poor husband together for 11 minutes straight" yep

  • @fasd182
    @fasd182 5 років тому +102

    "It's ALIVE!"
    obviously someone is a big fan of BA

    • @itshellosepi
      @itshellosepi 5 років тому +13

      Hyeong Joon Park you caught me red handed lol

    • @amandablake5505
      @amandablake5505 5 років тому +1

      THANK YOU I was looking for someone else’s who caught that! Kinda want them to collab bc the chaotic energy would be through the roof & im here for it

  • @FrLawRE
    @FrLawRE 4 роки тому +54

    Wasn't it Napoleon who said,"an army marches on its stomach." ? Well, whoever said that was right. The toughest Marine/Ranger/Seal(listed in alphabetical order) won't get the mission done if he's starving!

  • @capucinewidemann3120
    @capucinewidemann3120 4 роки тому +100

    I am french and When Josh speaks french, I just hear a drunk French guy 😂

  • @LF-Cat
    @LF-Cat 5 років тому +64

    조쉬 와이프'들' 한테 구박받는거 보니까 짠하다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  • @miri890
    @miri890 5 років тому +129

    Josh : I think it's a yogurt tube
    Gabie : It's a jam 😂

  • @biancamercado7421
    @biancamercado7421 4 роки тому +37

    Ollie shielding Gabie from the tuna oil splattering everywhere is the sweetest ❤️

  • @sentinel8534
    @sentinel8534 3 роки тому +17

    Like a general of ours said during the napelonian era : "An army walk with it's stomach".

  • @ItsIliana
    @ItsIliana 5 років тому +266

    “Josh, when both of your wives are pissed..” dead 😂😂

  • @noonah4114
    @noonah4114 5 років тому +29

    Little fact of the day (from a soldier I've met): French soldiers working in submarines or boats eat food from a real chef. They have literally the best food of the military.

    • @tonyhawk94
      @tonyhawk94 4 роки тому +8

      In the French navy, food is considered a very key factor, especially in submarines where you'll be under the sea for several weeks in a row basically, having a chef bring comfort and boost morale. :)

  • @whenyourkindofa.m.iswithst1337
    @whenyourkindofa.m.iswithst1337 4 роки тому +227

    gabbie: "it says it there"
    olly: "yeah, in FRENCH"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @remramen
    @remramen 5 років тому +33

    i see what you did there with "it's alive" logo
    ba test kitchen fan approved

  • @flo7602
    @flo7602 4 роки тому +5

    OMG! I'm a french canadien and I'm so proud Gabbie speaks french!! She is so good!!

  • @maansirao9594
    @maansirao9594 2 роки тому +1

    The BA reference at 6:24 with It's Alive is everything>>>>

  • @King-zi9ch
    @King-zi9ch 5 років тому +76

    "Double wife approval" - Ollie ~2019

  • @hojoonshin156
    @hojoonshin156 5 років тому +167

    Korean military ration : Just pull the string and it boils
    Others : Set on fire....

    • @Lipurshan
      @Lipurshan 4 роки тому +3

      Not only Korean

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann 3 роки тому +5

      Meanwhile in Norway: 'Put your bag of food in your armpit to defrost it.'

    • @jellybaebi
      @jellybaebi 3 роки тому

      Ulvetann whaat? 😂😂😂😂

    • @set_your_heart_ablaze-444
      @set_your_heart_ablaze-444 3 роки тому

      @@jellybaebi its true

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 3 роки тому +1

      Singapore: Just put the ration on a Land Rover's bonnet to heat it up

  • @T_1.5
    @T_1.5 5 років тому +67

    Tasting French Military Cheeses with Ollie’s Dad?!?

  • @kin8759
    @kin8759 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve watched this episode of Jolly Ration Reviews and I have not noticed the cats on Ollie’s shirt at all until this point

  • @jajeiensba5375
    @jajeiensba5375 2 роки тому +3

    3:38
    During ww1 french soldiers would actually have to drink wine a lot as when they would recapture towns or villages the germans had left the wells sabotaged or infected, and in the trenches water could easily get infected because of the horrible conditions, leaving wine as a good alternative.

  • @komalchauhan5791
    @komalchauhan5791 3 роки тому +46

    Ollie calling Gabie "Gabs" was some major bestie vibe ngl (time stamp 7:14)

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 3 роки тому +10

    I actually wanna try and track down a French ration now to try it for myself. That all looked surprisingly good

  • @jd_dorayaki
    @jd_dorayaki 4 роки тому +9

    Gabi's french accent is literally perfect! I'm so impressed...

  • @arthyem21320
    @arthyem21320 3 роки тому +7

    I love how Ollie tries his best to read French and Gabie is a hundred percent better.
    Don't worry Ollie, as a french, I understood all you said. You're doing great, keep it on !

  • @zax4852
    @zax4852 4 роки тому +4

    I just noticed when Josh was shouting "It's alive". They use the same font bon appetit use for Brad Leone's show

  • @QuizzicalMink
    @QuizzicalMink 4 роки тому +17

    I feel like Ollie and Gabie joined forces for once and Josh didn't come out looking like the cool one for once.... What twilight zone am I living in ?!?!

  • @jenn1545
    @jenn1545 5 років тому +3

    In France when you turn 16 you have to go thru this day called Journée d'Appel when you basically hang out in an army base, learn about soldiers' daily live and all... and the sergeant I met really didn't seem to enjoy the rations... NOW considering what other countries have I'm sure he must be quite grateful lmao
    Also hearing you guys pronouncing French words was hilarious but I'm glad Gabie was here cause otherwiseee... Si vous visitez la France en hiver, goûter la raclette !!!! J'imagine que Gabie l'a déja fait c'est des pommes de terre cuites, de la charcuterie et du fromage, probably n2 national pride after pains au chocolat.

  • @laurasyafreenaatilya818
    @laurasyafreenaatilya818 5 років тому +50

    Ollie the mere wife:
    “Josh~ Josh~ when both of your wives are pissed...”
    Josh the husband panicking to fix situation🤣

  • @arzalalbuchari7095
    @arzalalbuchari7095 4 роки тому +5

    Am I the only one who noticed that the shirt color of each of them matches the background? behind josh is a bunch of green plants, behind gabie is the pink wall, and behind ollie is a white jolly shirt.

  • @suvas1183
    @suvas1183 2 роки тому +1

    the energy in 5:48? unmatched.
    for real tho both ollie and gabie are going evil scientist mode and josh is the sane sidekick.

  • @roisin8628
    @roisin8628 5 років тому +51

    8:27 Josh stubbornly saying everything is fine even though he knows he’s completely ruined the cooking process 😂😂😂

    • @Nounouille8
      @Nounouille8 5 років тому

      To be fair, it said on the packet to leave the can half opened so he was technically right 😂

  • @Losena.4
    @Losena.4 5 років тому +10

    Your French pronunciation was pretty good ! 😂
    And of course we do not mess around with food guys ! It’s our whole life ! 😂
    " Fermer la bouche " lmao 😭😂

  • @irfanmuammar5902
    @irfanmuammar5902 5 років тому +8

    6:35
    G:"Jesus, jesus!"
    J:"Why are you calling on jesus?"
    Rev Chris: "Why aren't you josh?"

  • @akmahdi616
    @akmahdi616 5 років тому +7

    The ending when gabie said goodbye in french. They dont understand it, so she instead make the sound effect of the outro. She cracked me up

  • @strangerlucky5753
    @strangerlucky5753 4 роки тому +4

    I did 5 years in french army, there is 14 or 15 different meal. And it can be good when you have proper time to "cook" one of these.
    He sent one of the good rations...

  • @127sedot4
    @127sedot4 5 років тому +23

    9:27 They are impressed by the food while there's a fire on a ration can. LOL

  • @audreyseguerra9223
    @audreyseguerra9223 5 років тому +11

    Gabbie’s french accent tho.
    ugh thats music on my ear 😌💗

  • @stealthylunatik2823
    @stealthylunatik2823 5 років тому +5

    If Ollie is as good in french as he is in Korean, he's really getting there. I was impressed by how well he read the french labels!

  • @opall4321
    @opall4321 3 роки тому +4

    This was so chaotic and hilarious to watch😂😂 I love them!

  • @Marie-dg2uh
    @Marie-dg2uh 4 роки тому +4

    5:44 조쉬는 what are you talking about!!!하면서 열변을 토하고 있는데 가비&올리는 예에~!~!맛있겠다😀😀😀 하는 게 너무 웃김ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 무슨 만화 같아요ㅋㅋㅋ

  • @pandaboo15
    @pandaboo15 5 років тому +3

    "I'm the cats walking around the garden" 🤣 You'd be a cute cat Ollie. A mischievous one to be exact 🤣 I only started watching this and the other channel one week ago and I have to say that I am totally hooked! ❤️

  • @mayflower1108
    @mayflower1108 5 років тому +9

    9:17 I love how they carry on while the can is still on fire 😂😂

  • @circusmonkey28
    @circusmonkey28 4 роки тому +48

    "Double Wife approval!"
    The man's cornered! Somebody help him!

  • @FoxyHxCMacfly
    @FoxyHxCMacfly 5 років тому +2

    7:28. As a French bon vivant, I'll give one advice.
    Don't mind the texture. Only trust your taste.
    You'll enjoy foods you've never enjoyed before.

  • @Ines_iiii
    @Ines_iiii Рік тому +1

    I really understood Ollie reading the instructions in French ,he did a good job 👏🏼 👍🏼😁

  • @KZ-hu9uj
    @KZ-hu9uj 4 роки тому +12

    I can’t believe you managed to get Josh both saying “It’s Alive” and mumbling some fake English in the same sentence. The double Bon Apetit reference is so slick

  • @lydiawiseman9302
    @lydiawiseman9302 3 роки тому +5

    Ollie was better at French than me and I’ve done 4 years in elementary school and two years of academic French. Dies in Canadian French that I’m going to completely forget the second I finish high school.

  • @jessicajoy5641
    @jessicajoy5641 3 роки тому +6

    I like how they keep tasting the food while the fire is literally right in front of their faces

  • @makenziestumpf
    @makenziestumpf 4 місяці тому +1

    I love when Gabbie joins! Double wife approval 😂

  • @mayanderes9084
    @mayanderes9084 5 років тому +9

    Who else just watches because they love Olly? I don’t think he gets enough love 🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @lindymcbroom953
      @lindymcbroom953 Рік тому

      LOVE THIS SHOW BEEN WTCHING IT FOR QUITE LONG TIME SO ADDICTIVE!