Psychonauts Cutscenes: Boyd Cooper/The Milkman

.. My second favourite character from Psychonauts, because of his paranoid appearance and because he's a fantastic character. Proof, once again, that Tim Schafer is a god. :D
"Boyd Cooper is a clinically insane security guard who resides in The Asylum, off the shores of Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp. You encounter him when you first arrive at the Asylum. He is mumbling conspiracy theories to himself, and writing on the walls in cryptic code, mathematics, and conspiratorial pictures. He mutters on about a conspiracy about "The Milkman". Before becoming a security guard for the Asylum, Boyd was a security guard at a department store called "Hernando's". One day, he was fired. He went into a rage and burned down the department store with Molotov cocktails (fashioned from empty milk bottles). He was sent to the Asylum. When Coach Oleander came to the Asylum, he appointed Boyd as the guard."

[@flashmozzg]

it's fortified with what the world wants
what the world deserves

[@PlabNebbs]

That part legit scares me

[@cardboardtoaster2169]

@@PlabNebbs with context

[@maranescence]

1:11 Girls during puberty
2:04 Boys during puberty

[@WorthyEpert1]

Very underrated comment

[@SparklingLavaJellyfish]

yes

[@treytaylor2617]

Oh dear never thought of it that way.

[@technotastic897]

That forreal tho

[@MisterJohnDoe]

This need to be the full meme.

[@thesireen]

pyschonauts was way ahead of it's time

[@connorrice6854]

Who made your PFP? It looks so good!

[@SomeStupidBastard]

You are correct

[@charliematthews2056]

Yeah especially the humour

[@SnobbyBird_]

“I am the milkman”

[@jonbotonetheredshirtreview902]

This was kind of bittersweet​. On one hand the gate is open, but we made a crazy person realize he is a cereal killer.

[@KapitanWasTaken]

Jonathan Awot hah cereal

[@capscaps04]

Many breakfasts will be destroyed.

[@die2279]

But his milk is delicious.

[@sloppiest.soldier]

*cereal* killer

[@jgamerxd3316]

pyromaniac.

[@Thop_Jat]

It's fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves.
- Boyd the Milkman

[@honkinmarz1650]

He’s honestly my favorite character, not only because he’s so funny but his development goes deeper than what you’d think

[@hellwalker9356]

Yeah the character's backstory Is really sad 😭

[@theriotmann]

Raz accidentally activates a sleeper agent

[@geoffredston3523]

"Gyaahh! Not another tracking device!"
Don't know why. But, that's my favourite quote from Boyd.

[@ewanb1086]

Another?

[@geoffredston3523]

@@ewanb1086 I'm just quoting what Boyd said.

[@ewanb1086]

@@geoffredston3523 I was just questioning “another” because it says this isn’t the first time he’s had a tracking device

[@geoffredston3523]

@@ewanb1086 It probably isn't.

[@wandomwindow]

How come no theory video brings that up? He says *another* tracking device

[@NahFYM]

If a movie were made, Invader Zim art style would fit greatly.

[@nigo8264]

That was zim voice

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I keep thinking Tim Burton, but slightly different.

[@jaykay8426]

Yeah sounds like kaos from skylanders

[@FireLordJohn3191]

@@jaykay8426 Same voice actor.

[@Emperor_gaia]

Yea. Kaos and zim have the same actor. (I prefer kaos since I grew up with skylanders)

[@colk5373]

*_and the sea shall run white **cough*_*_ with his ** cough** rage*_

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I remember Sasha said Censors indicate that a person is somewhat sane, pretty much every mind you enter has them except for Basic Braining, Lungfishopolis, Meat Circus and Milkman Conspiracy.
But what I love about Milkman Conspiracy is that Boyd only has a couple of Censors pop up at the end; and the Milkman stands astride the hinterlands of Boyd's twisted psyche and actively kills them off.

[@trainman5675]

More than a couple

[@tetraxis3011]

Sensors and the G-men are the minds immune system.

[@doug.monke21]

What we have learned
1. He is the milkman
2. His milk is delicious
3. He has a special delivery
4. H E. L I V E S

[@saturniidspectre]

5: The milk is fortified with what the world wants. What it deserves...

[@edmundfarrow7353]

6: GRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@giga_chad9]

7. *incoherent explosions*

[@AnthonyMtheGamerArtist]

My mom sent me a GIF of the Milkman's waking-up scene way back and that was how I discovered just how nuts this series can get.
Thanks, mom, now I know that the Milkman's milk is delicious.

[@TheBurning1981]

I am The Milk Man, my milk is delicious, SPECIAL DELIVERY TODAY!

[@ewanb1086]

Guahhhhh

[@MrXLiebezeit]

We need a movie about the milkman.
The sea of milk?
The Milk of Rage?
or maybe just "Fortified"

[@101Volts]

I can imagine it now in all its pure 1950s movie poster glory with the tagline "The sea shall run white with his _rage._ "

[@lilithspicynugget]

Yes

[@ACEMesa69]

The milkman will haunt me forever.

[@CaptainMARNEY]

Oh no! It's happening again! Spontaneous combustion! From the government LSD tests!

[@breadbug4307]

Out of all the asylum patients, this level and character was my favorite. (Followed only by Fred Bonaparte.)

[@marvelousmadmen832]

Boyd Cooper is one of the most underrated characters in gaming. AND in meme culture.

[@imwellshook1891]

2:53 scared me

[@danthegrape690]

this seems like a fever dream

[@sirGuy1995]

Sort of; in the context of the game, this scene takes place in the mind of an insane conspiracy theorist

[@Doodle1678]

Well it does take place in the mind lol

[@emo-nordegraf]

this whole game is

[@technotastic897]

Freddy Fazbears special delivery?
Nah man
Special MILK delivery is on the way!

[@maxcomicdubs3359]

2:00 HOW IS THIS NOT A MEME YET?! 😂😂😂

[@zeke_minori]

ikr but don't worry it maybe in 2019 there will be hope
Also..... ua-cam.com/video/w7rNFRe5lTU/v-deo.html

[@DirkIronside]

Just wait till Psychonauts 2 comes out... then the first one will get really popular with nostalgia hunters

[@basedbattledroid3507]

It sort of is isn't it?

[@darylbenoit1828]

A meme page brought me here

[@jamesforshag7663]

Dont worry it is now

[@tiffanybradley9261]

1:56 *HE WAKES*

[@fortysvideoarchive]

Oh so, we awakened a repressed alter ego

[@FireLordJohn3191]

That's what Raz is realizing at the end. Maybe, just maybe, he made a mistake.

[@fortysvideoarchive]

@@FireLordJohn3191 damb thats gotta suck to be in raz's shoes and realizing he made things worse

[@Mono_Entertainment]

Everytime I'm feeling down, I literally just open up a video of the milkman, because holy milkman is this too funny that it gets me crying! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gummybear7koolaid]

Pyromaniac security guard milkman with physiology disorders blows up his job he got fired from with Molotov milk bottles

[@IAmNumber4000]

I love Boyd's crazy brain 😂

[@etherealbladerx8153]

I like that one that was just hitting the girl into dust :D hilarious X-D

[@principalofthething7917]

EtherealBlader X what?

[@101Volts]

@@principalofthething7917 2:25 - 2:27.

[@CaptainKyen]

this guy should be a meme

[@cloudycookie9140]

K-Yem ahem already is

[@immaheadout3795]

K-Yem if only you knew

[@shrewmannetwork3188]

You dream has come true

[@taleleny5999]

It was on MEME REVIEW, ahem Pewdiepie.

[@SnobbyBird_]

This man predicted the future

[@optimusprimevil1646]

the music really adds to it

[@JaySmily]

He is the Milkman, his milk is delicous

[@gruntora]

I love the part where he blows up all the girl scouts and then in reality Raz asks him about the Molotov cocktails.

[@commentaccountaint2885]

Something I found out today you can make Molotovs out of milk nice

[@caitsidhe]

THIS IS THE WAY OF THE RAINBOW SQUIRTS!!

[@alastosgamingchannel7745]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MILKMAN

[@unorthodoxJ]

I have Aphex Twin's "Milkman" song stuck in my head whenever I see him in the game

[@valentinovicentini5652]

In mi mind i am the milk god of war

[@willnack5315]

Fear the Milkman and his Milkotov Cocktails!

[@MediumRare103]

I love this game sadly it didnt get much sells but i still love it especially Mr.PokeyLope c:

[@emo-nordegraf]

the milk is NOT READY and you are NOT READY for the milk

[@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE]

*M i L k M a N*

[@Glofish891]

I am the milkman,
They are the milkman,
My milk is delicious, goo goo g'joob
I had to.

[@treedom5938]

I love playing Onward on my headset and having a Molotov while always stating “I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious”.
I had so many people join “The Milkmen”. It’s ridiculous!

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I don’t know why but for some reason he reminds me of Captain Qwark.

[@JeepersCreepers12]

*Steve McQwark

[@apollosgadfly]

“Go girls! Protect the milk!”
I’ve been watching too much 🅱️entai

[@vxba0996]

Yo the milk is here AUGH my hear burns

[@mariothekid2661]

special delivery today

[@CactusDaNnJr]

1:11 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@CrimsonNick171]

This is some freaky cult shit here.

[@PhillipWRiley]

the pleasure is all mine

[@jeremossy9768]

wh
what?
What’s happening here?
I’m scared
IM SCARED WHATS HAPPENING

[@IFidgetSpinnerdemandsubscriber]

you are not ready for the milk

[@rosykindbunny1313]

*milk*

[@DragonEnthusiast]

Meet the Milkman

[@maplebaconz2122]

Go girls, protect the milk!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@SPLD_MNyearsago]

Nobody:
Still nobody:
Me:I am the milkman my milk is delicious

[@joewhatsit67]

you guys wanna split a cab?

[@Lulumichyylulu03303]

1:11 the scream got me 💀

[@panic-vg7ly]

I am the milk man my milk is delicious

[@thehost3891]

My milk is delicious

[@leaftube9323]

I am the delicious my milk is the milkman

[@scottryanlobino]

Meme: I'M THE MILKMAN MY MILK IS DELICIOUS SPECIAL DELIVERY MAN GRAAAAAAA

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

*i am the milkman. my milk is delicious.*

[@alluviumboar]

2:04
2:04
For my own amusement

[@chaselegoman]

I am probably not the first person, nor will I be the last to ask this, but...
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS WERE THE DEVELOPERS TAKING WHEN THEY MADE THIS GAME? Or was it inspired by a fever dream? This game looks like a fever dream.

[@GMOTP5738]

Ever heard of an imagination numbnuts? 🤔

[@chaselegoman]

@@GMOTP5738 All I'm saying is that it would be difficult to think of something as absurd as this without drugs.

[@olsonbryce777]

@@chaselegoman Real life psychonauts take shit like LSD or DMT to explore their minds

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Can I get whatever Tim Schaffer was on when he thought of this?

[@ytgshlung]

dude i forgot richard horvitz voiced raz

[@tseby1172]

yes

[@JOMERtheOGRE]

Prase him.

[@mikaelpetronius3106]

Malk

[@pikminfantheory9238]

Not another clacky device!

[@daneiltherat2327]

Tracking

[@CactusDaNnJr]

Milkman Montage
2:04
2:31
2:55

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

**Going through puberty**
Girls: 1:11
Boys: 2:04

[@GespyKick]

I love the Milkman. His milk is delicious.

[@SoyElLoboGris13]

No milk for u

[@aanaritari8572]

I've never played this game, so somebody tell me... does this make any more sense in context?

[@ScreamCheese69]

Aana Ritari Late response, but ehhhhhhhhh maybe a little bit.

[@daneiltherat2327]

Basically your in the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic security guard hypnotized to burn down an asylum. Your in his mind so he will open the door.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Very little

[@britishperson1]

i am the milk man my milk is delicious

[@hehe_2957]

What...?

[@eliottdeletraz97]

I just don't understand the scenario.

[@fattail01]

They don't make 'em like they used to :/

[@waluigiland]

how do I get him to blow up the door to asylum?

[@littlefieryone2825]

Just move on. He'll do it. Eventually.

[@coolclaytony]

Yeah the world wants and deserves exploding milk!:D ... wait, what? o_O

[@Evanski]

2:03

[@The_D_ray]

1:11
This must be a meme...

[@maranescence]

D-ray The middle of the semester got me like

[@lessermook7608]

rainbow squirt 🌈🌝

[@HudsonsAverage]

Is this Psychonauts 1 or 2?

[@Stupoider]

It's Psychonauts 1!

[@EddySteel]

epik may mays!!!!! Please don't, stop, rethink your life.

[@ThorfinnStrife]

What the fuck is this, someone explain the plot

[@emo-nordegraf]

ok so as far as i remember boyd (milkman guy) has paranoia issues and is basically a conspiracy theorist here. but awhile ago he was fired from his job so he burnt down the building with the milk molotov cocktails, and after that the main villain guy placed thoughts into his mind so he would burn down the insane asylum, and also be guard. raz needs to get inside the insane asylum which he is guarding so he enters his mind and releases the milkman into boyd's mind, which causes him to go up to the asylum and burn it down once you get through that part of the game. all of the minds in this game have a theming and his is a 1960s neighborhood under investigation for whatever reason
i may have some parts wrong because im mainly a psychonauts 2 person but 👍 this game is crazy

[@biobovieri9652]

Psychonauts predicted Sandyhook

[@niascand]

"The milk is not ready, and you are not ready for the milk!"

[@TempestOwO]

denshaonna *thats what he said*

[@maranescence]

When she wants the d but you’re under 18

[@mumblerogre2455]

Rose Star
Best thing I read all day

[@Hunterreaper4444]

...I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious

[@Karlos1234ify]

Special Delivery Today!

[@elated4516]

+Karlos1234ify uwaaaaaaaaa *throws molotov milk*

[@perl-ff5vb]

It's fortified with what the world wants, what the world deserves.

[@bruhbutton3347]

Love him or hate him his milk is delicious

[@kozeeky1483]

2:35 by far the best out of him. Seriously the way he's grunts with such power is mind blowing.

[@nospeedynos8912]

that scream though

[@thisaccountisoldpleaseigno3840]

When someone is using the milk for explosives
1:11

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

Suki Cidal Better than Fortnite's weapons

[@xthrax]

Most powerful character in fiction

[@thatonedeer2theelectricboo787]

Dang, a fair majority of these comments are like 3-8 years old. Strange how time goes by.

[@olsonbryce777]

Well, I was 7 or 8 when I first played this.

[@kk_cats6072]

Ahem

[@psychee1]

Those agents are responsible for my ass being laughed off repeatedly.

[@ThatBlueRacc]

He is not what the world needs right now. But he is what the world deserves. His milk is and will be delicious. I shall tip my hat now and go continue my special delivery.

[@zeke_minori]

1:11 Lmao *WHEEZING*

[@gounthers]

*I am the milkman,my milk is delicious*

[@stardustdrifter]

"I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious." xD man that's one crazy phrase. :p lol

[@GMOTP5738]

My favorite level

[@skullluigi13]

Harley...Harley quinn is that you?